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I bet this big White House announcement is going to be Cracker Barrel changing its logo again

Trump body double
In his junkies in regards to president Trump. I believe there's a conspiracy that there's no conspiracy about a conspiracy for a body, double, Have a great day.

DuDuDu not gonna say it anymore
Yossi CHS I just had to check in quickly to give Cain a virtual pat on the back for correcting, Sean on that horrible. Mispronounced any of the name? Having never even seen it. Spelled I knew when you were saying do fresni or deaf Fresno or whatever that it was probably some kind of a play on a French name and it was probably pronounced due frame. I don't know. I've been in the mail truck for like a week screaming. It's due frame. Every time you say to fresni and thank you again ceiling for correcting that. Oh my God. It just it gives me flashbacks to Shaw. Shank Redemption when that idiot. Bad guy was like what is this book by Alexandre dumbass? Yeah, Sean. Great job bud tip your annunciators.

The rock
Huge at the very beginning of the movie, but he did have to lose the weight towards the end. So they could film the end because of what he went through and all that, not going to give anything away, but he had to get thin for the end of the movie, but he was huge at the beginning of the movie.

I’m so korny
Is. hello news junkies um, that Korn song could be 1 to 3 could be coming undone. Could be Freak on a Leash or Adidas. All day. I dream about sex.

production team camera error at SPORTING EVENTS
Sean for baseball games and other sports like golf. I got a lot of golf tournaments in between the shots they look for nature. They look for anything in the crowd, the cameraman but just because the cameras on you, they could be far far away and doesn't mean you're automatically on a Jumbotron so he may have thought he was doing something in private. It's up to the people in the trailers or the truck or wherever the compound is where they're watching the feed to cut cameras and change the Viewpoint. So it's really on the production.

3rd rail will get ya.
What up News, Junkie dingo here got to chime in real quick about the um, the kid on the Montreal, man. Yeah, absolutely. You're absolutely right there is, uh, you got to watch that third rail. It's energized. And it's a 480 volts. It'll get you

Seattle has a pretty cool monorail.

Trump too quiet?
okay, but is it really out of the ordinary if we don't hear from Trump for 2 days, And if he doesn't tweet that, there's a good chance. I mean something happened because the Dude is always running his yapper and he's always tweeting. So yeah, you got to figure. If if things are quiet coming from him there's probably something wrong cuz You don't like to be quiet.

Scam texts reply šŸ˜†
What's up junkies? Yeah, I love those scam texts. I always ask them if they got the money. I sent them and they're like money. I said, yeah, the money I sent. You didn't get it. No, well, give me your bank account information and I'll give it to you. And oh yeah, that's a whole lot of macaroni.

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