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I don’t think those fugly trucks are in production yet
Yo, what's up, fellas? Hey, that new mail truck. I don't think it's in mass production yet. I don't think anyone is driving home. Um, and they're ugly, don't get me wrong. I mean To me, it looks like a duck. It looks like something Howard, the Duck would be driving around and Sew the other thing about the women, let me tell you something, women, love mailman, especially the older ones. The grannies, woo, they love meeting me at the door. I know they're checking me out. Wiggle wiggle.

Butt Stuff, Frostbite and Bon Jovi

Yeah!
So, like you said, Sean, not to excuse it, but for F's sake. When are some of these parents going to realize that trying to force something upon your kids, especially when it comes to who they are their sexuality, their ideals may have a very negative impact on their life, right? Like I'm not a therapist, I don't know exactly what put this kid down. The path of wanting to murder others, but a lot of times there seems to be a history of a parent or people around them who were either, uh, taking massive issue with who they were or trying to force them to be something else. All right? Not excusing it. But when are people going to learn that it doesn't help to do this to your kids or others. so,

Shooters mom
Hey guys. Happy day and the moms defense. The douchebag might not have been a monster from birth, but the parents parenting choices created the monster. So yeah. Shut the hell up.

Traffic stop I served 21 years as a LEO
News Junkie. Big Daddy Dave again. Sean, I agree with you on every point in reference to that um, traffic stop. Once anybody's cuffed that's it. The fight's over. You stand them up, put them in the police car and you take them to wherever you need to take them period. The cop that started kicking him. You should be fired. The cops standing around. Letting him kick him. Should get him managed. Uh, something in their file, maybe, Dr. Pay. I don't know. but that's uncalled for but, If? Mr. Hill Had it done what he was supposed to do in the beginning? None of this would happen. And that's what people don't understand. You know, cops are getting shot all the time now. Over a stupid stuff. They pull up to some place, somebody sneaks up behind him and puts a cap in their brain. So, they have to be very careful. and when the windows are tinted and you roll it back up, they cannot tell what you're doing in that car and if you don't want to roll it down, Or you don't want to get out of the car after they give you a lot of order. Then, that's your problem and you need to take what's coming. as long as it's within compliance with their Regulations. And Sops. Again, Big Daddy Dave 21 years on the 4th. The cop kicking them needs to be fired, if not charged.

Jim Carrey saves Luis Guzman from ledge. While singing third eye blind.
Anybody remember Jim Carrey saving Luis Guzman from the ledge when he's saying in Third Eye, Blind wish you would step back from the ledge my friend.

Swim Nazi
Hello news Junkies. And hello. Other guy that's taking Sabrina's place. I don't know who you are, but you're cool. Um, by the way that bridge in Nashville, Is not very high. It's over the Cumberland River. It's on the pedestrian bridge. As you're going towards the main drag in downtown Nashville Maybe she just wanted to go for a swim because again, it's not very high. I think it's only maybe 30 feet to the water. So yeah, he saved a woman from going for a swim. I don't know if that's saving anybody. It's hot out there.


Jim Cantore is heading here now!!!
Uh, Sean WTH, man. Jim Cantore is literally drooling at the mouth right now and packing his stuff. He's like, well, that's it Florida. Here I come.

Mulch glue!!!! The best product for your rocks for the yard. When your yard guy blows the grass off the rocks, they end up flying everywhere. But if you glue them they won't go anywhere.
What's up, Junkies? Podcast listener here. So you were talking about doing some work in your backyard. Super pro tip is it's called wood glue. Mulch glue, you use that on your rocks, when they're in the backyard blowing off your rocks, it'll actually prevent them from moving. The best advice I've ever taken is using this mulch glue, it works phenomenal.

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