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Bench lady should get bench on her own property
What's up Junkies, you know, on the bench thing. You know, if you don't want people throwing trash around your Memorial bench, then put it on private property, put it at your house so it'll be beautiful all the time. Every time you look at it unless you're going to put trash on their yourself. But uh, the beat camping out and policing. A bench is a little silly to me, especially in public. Uh, also, I'm saying subject, I was kind of curious where you guys land on roadside memorials because I kind of think they're a little silly to me. I mean, I get it, I guess at first, your loved 1 died in that spot, but I see some that are in spots for 3, 4 years. And I think, do you think your loved ones coming back to that spot? I I just don't. It doesn't compute with me. But anyway, see ya.

Crazy bench lady
Can you imagine how the bench lady would react? If she saw what homeless people do on that thing? Oh boy.

Open carry is legal in Florida
What's up News? Junkie crew. So, in the State of Florida, it is legal to travel. While you're going to and from and in the activity of fishing, hunting and camping to open carry a firearm. I suggest more people start doing this. That way you won't be approached by some Karen thinking. She's a badass with a pellet gun while you got a 357 strap to your side.

Lady from Melbourne was a crazy one
Hey, what's up you guys? I live down the road from that lady who whipped out the gun, on the little kids, man, that's the nicest gated community. It's not like is Detroit where I come from or anything like that. You don't have to worry about somebody coming up and you know like yanking you out of a car and carjacking you or shooting you in the face or anything like that. These were like 10 year old little kids man, just out there doing their thing. I don't understand what the hell that Pro ladies problem was but you know, over the uh, Facebook Airwaves here locally, there was some dude who tried to justify it by saying, oh, you don't know what she's been through and things like that. That's the stupidest crap. I've ever heard in my life, man, it doesn't matter what she's been through. They're little kids, don't whip out guns on little kids, man, they're not doing anything. What the hell is wrong with the people in this world now? It's like shoot first and ask questions later.

Dad predicted the musical lines
Hey, junkies Berlin here. Uh, what's funny about the lines in the road. Making noise is a car commercial. Did it like 10 or 15 years ago? And I remember sitting in the living room watching it and my dad started going crazy in the kitchen. Apparently, when he worked at Disney in the mid 80s to early 90s, there was a contest and they were giving out like a hundred dollars or some some craziness and they said, how can we make our Park better? So he walked in there and said, hey at the entrance of Disney put uh lines in the road. So that when they're driving, it makes the song of, uh, you know, the song that plays when the Disney Castle is at the start of movies and everything, and they told him no and thought it was a dumb idea. And now we have these ideas popping up everywhere. Just 1 of his million-dollar ideas that never came to fruition wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,

April's fools
A junkies. So to me, I don't know if you mentioned it yet. 1 of the best April fools jokes was when South Park said they were going to tell you who Cartman's father was and then they decided to show a Terrence of Philip so and none of that pissed everybody off. But I thought it was great. I thought it was funny. All right, thank you twinkle, let it out.

Try something different
Hey, Sean. Yo bro. Uh, you cannot be using that much nasal spray, man. You're going to kill yourself. Please, please. Try the acupuncture. When I was a kid, I had allergy shots. For so long, it was like 3 years and the serum was so thick, it would sit in my arm for like a day. And I went to the allergy the acupuncture for 67 sessions and I was good cured forever. It somehow it makes the body heal itself. I don't know if you believe in that stuff, what can it hurt? The 6 7. Spray that nasal stuff. That that's pretty invasive, man. Come on bro. You sound like you're hooked. Half the problems have been. You have a problem. Love the show pop up.

Flashing speed sign
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So the flashing speed sign that's so that a cop can see it from a mile away and still give you a ticket even if it's not anywhere close to you. Uh yeah, it's a trap. Thanks, bye.

The final solution for speeding
Because so, uh, I actually am a driving instructor uh, in a sense. I do teach people how to actually race cars. So little bit different than, you know, driving on the street but feel like I can weigh in here. Speed bumps are not the answer, the people that are already speeding and breaking the laws so bad, they don't care about damaging the car. Uh, you know, speed bumps aren't going to be dissolved. The fix here is, if you have a Nissan Altima right to jail, just take them to jail. If you have a Nissan Altima, lock them up. Those are the worst offenders they will hit you. It is a war zone. When those cars are around, just take a look, Nissan ultimas, lock them up, baby.

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