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Golf carts
Hey guys. You guys were talking about the golf carts today. I'm working on a country club, these new golf carts have lithium batteries. And they do 25 miles an hour. They're really fast. And about the average cost is between 25,000 and 30,000.

Weed seltzer
What's up junkies? So you've been talking about that. We there's weed saucers and I went up to ABC yesterday and bought a 4-pack of the booty brand Budi. Saline. I don't know why you're messing around with that cheat and Chong because it's half as potent as this booty brand. And uh, I started out with some tequila drinks and then I switched to that and I was ripped out of my mind. All night started re-watching. Uh, Breaking Bad. And I got a I don't smoke weed so I have a low tolerance but um man those things work and uh I woke up stones still and I didn't go to work today, looking at myself employed and now I'm sitting at the pool and drinking another 1. But uh, have a great show even though it's over.

I agree with Shawn embrace the technology
What's up Miss junkies? I agree with Sean. Um let him use all the technology there is, I mean, what's the problem? They're going to use it anyway when I was a kid we were told, oh, you can't use a calculator, it'll, you know, make you not as sharp on your math and stuff that's bull. I mean I use a calculator all the time. Why it sees me time? Why wouldn't anyone else do it? It just makes sense. You're going to embrace it. You got to learn to embrace this stuff. Anyway, see ya.

No to students using Chat GPT
What up news junkies? Yeah. No, I don't think students should be using chat GPT. I think they should use their own critical thinking skills to answer the questions that they're given. If you just ask someone else to answer the question for you and you're not really analyzing the information and figuring out on your own. You're just using a crutch. Anyway, y'all have a great day.

my dentist used AI on my X-rays

Pro GPT
What up, y'all happy today? So does anybody else find it? Incredibly ironic, how Pro chat GPT Sean is. But he's always warning us about the robot uprising. Maybe just me.

The spectrum should not be joke.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I got to chime in real quick about the autism stuff. I hear it all the time where people are using like a slang now they're saying oh yeah that's my tism or that's somebody's tism and there's just something fundamentally wrong about people that think that they can just say that about somebody that has like a bad habit or behavior. That's all I got.

This will save you or your dog from a pit bull attack
So for the dog attack thing, something I learned from Daryl Payne from Paul fection dog training. If your dog or other animal or person gets attacked by a pitbull or other carrier, that does not let go, which pitbulls don't when they clamp on, they don't let go. You come around behind them, grab both back, legs and lift up. And they will let go instinctively of whatever they have in their mouth. They will turn around and try to come at you. But if you have both of their back legs in the air, they can't do anything. So you'll be able to do the dog at that point. It does work. I had to do that with my dog. And, uh, yeah, wiggle Logo, Pop, Pop. Pop, have a great weekend.

Pope Shawn the 69th doing his standup routine

MAPA
Mappa make an American popes again for the first time. Wonder what his altar boy. Body count is okay.

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