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Kids knocking on doors
Hey junkies. So my son started, his own little car wash business this year. As he was leaving school, he would stop at people's houses and knock on the doors. See if they were interested in getting their car washes for like 20 bucks, he'd bring the soap, the sponges all the good stuff just needed a hose with some water to get it done. And he's actually done fairly well so far, the other day, he was leaving school and him, and his friends were trying to drum up some business for next week. And the gentleman was very polite at the house that he didn't need his services. So my son said, okay, thank you. God bless and have a great day. The gentleman turn around and gave him 15 bucks, just for being so polite. Hope you all have a great day.

grilling neighbors
So my heart take with this kid, asking his neighbors for, uh, food. Um, how many times do you grill stuff? You know, you're cooking for your family and you don't have leftovers. You know, I don't think anyone's a horrible person. Like I think the neighbors did decent thing about giving him some chips or something like that, but weren't they lying? I mean, I feel like every time I grow or my family grows, there's always like a few pieces of meat left over. Like we don't eat everything that we cook but I don't know. Maybe that's just my family.

Android app!
Hallway hobo checking in. I was the 1 that recorded Beyonce being stolen from behind Sabrina. Back at Van uh, van berries. And I'm using the Android app, I finally figured it out. It's not working that bad. Little work, maybe shouldn't have 2 buttons, but worse decent.

Jamaicans
Long time listener, love the show. I was listening to you guys. Talk about non black Jamaicans and just so you guys know, Jamaica was actually a Spanish territory before it was a British territory before becoming independent. So several decades ago and yes, we do have a lot of British Spaniard German and Irish descent people there. Also a lot of Chinese people and also a lot of Indian people, we have a lot of what we call Cooley. We have actually native Jamaicans used to be, Arawak Indians before, you know all the good stuff happens but yeah we do have a lot of people there other than just black. So if you've been to the main town then you will actually get to see all of these people. Walking around together. All right. Bye guys.

10 years ago today we lost Harambe
Me. 10 years ago today. Harambe. We miss you, harambe.


Graduation video
Hey, junkies, hope you're having a great morning. So yesterday, there was that graduation video with the saxophone playing. Um, and you weren't you just kind of said, oh, someone pumped in jazz music, it's actually a whole thing that they do, uh, my husband follows like those videos, and it's a situation that starts out and it starts getting worse, and worse, and worse. And then, as the situation gets worse, the saxophone playing gets louder and louder and more kind of like a obnoxious. Um, so it's just a whole like, video Trend that, uh, that goes around. Anyways, have a great day.

Tourette’s mom here 🫶🏻
Hey guys, Tourette's mom here, my daughter's 17. She was diagnosed at 4, um, just so y'all know, Tourette's to get diagnosed. You have to have both a motor and a verbal, tic, for 1 year. And although Coppelia, which is the cursing and all that is only 10%. Um, you can a lot of different things can be considered verbal ticks, which is like sniffing hers. Were like a high-pitched squeal. She she said, yes, Queen for a while, which totally mortified her. Um, and, uh, her biggest issue is the, the, the motor ticks, which, you know, she's doesn't even have control of her body, which is mortifying as a 17 year old female in a public school. Thankfully, she's adorable. Um, anyway, I just listening to your show and all the different stories on Tourette's. It just makes me so mad how dumb the world is and how people just don't? You know, we have all this information yet, people are still dummies anyway, thanks for filling Us in. Bye.