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Ive sent that wrong text to my boss. Yeet
Hello, junkies, simply Jeremy here. All right, I got a funny story for you. So, 1 time, back when I was in real estate. I had texted my broker about a payment that he was supposed to pay me for a commission. Well he ended up telling me he wasn't going to pay me that commission, so I thought I was texting my wife. I was like honey you know this guy's a big D, he's not giving me my money. I said a whole bunch of stuff about him. Put my phone down, sent the text, put my phone down in about a minute later. I get a response and it was from my broker, Mike who said you should really look who you text and uh all I can say back to him was I met another mic. So, yeah, I've sent the wrong text to the the wrong person before. I feel that

Comment on the girls trying to kill mom

Jew VIP pass
Hey guys, podcast listener here. Um that guy who dispatched in yesterday saying that Jews do not believe that they're the only ones that go to heaven. That is correct. I'm also Jewish um You're like, well then what's the point of being a Jew? Um do you get like a VIP pass? Um, know the whole, uh, here's a little, you know, Jew 101. Um, basic information. So when they say the Jews are the chosen people. Um, basically what that means is that the Jews were chosen by God to fulfill a specific mission in the world. Um, to bring the light of God, to the world, to be an example to the nations of proper. Ethics proper behavior, Etc. so, um, and then Sabrina said, you know, it seems like there's a lot of Jews. Um, they're actually are very much, not a lot of Jews. Um, we are like a teeny tiny little percentage of the world. It is not a goal of Judaism to grow the religion. Um, at all, it's not an Evangelical religion. It's actually extremely difficult to join the Jewish faith. Um, to convert is very difficult, it takes years. Um, that's not a goal. Uh, growth is not a goal. Um, the goal is to fill the mission to do Mitzvahs, um, which means good deeds to live a good life to be a good example to other people to live a Godly life, Etc. So, um, that's Jewish 101 for you.

My imaginary friend SHAWN
Hey, Sean and crew. Hey Sean, I'd like to share a story with you. Um, so I have a wife and 2 teen almost teenagers, a 20 year old and a 17 year old. So we had the rare occasion of going out to dinner last night and being a share of the show Tuesday. You know, I was kind of flexible. So you guys decide, uh, we went to Cracker Barrel. Everybody chose breakfast. So, all right, I'll go along and have breakfast also. So everybody's enjoying their meals, good eggs and yummy bacon and pancakes. And when I got to the pancakes, I just tried to just eat some plain, you know, just no syrup, no butter on there. And my family was looking at me like, what are you doing? You know, the butter, and the shrimp was the best part. I like, oh, I'm just trying to, you know, cut down and say, a little calories and just try something different. And my wife looks at me and rolls her eyes. It's like oh, um, did your imaginary friend? Sean? Tell you that uh, plain pancakes are better. Wow, talk about embarrassed in front of everybody. My imaginary friend. Sean anyway. So, my imaginary friend, Sean, could you please prove that you are real and pick me for Fritz on the street? Anyway, love the show guys. We go. Go pop, pop. Sorry for the longest.

United States of America National Security
Your complacency for National Security is disgusting.


Noticed something about Sabrina…
I noticed something about Sabrina, Sabrina. What goes on in your head? Anytime? Someone mentions their children or their ages because I swear at least 4 times. Now, every time someone says, well, I have 2 kids and they mentioned their ages, you go either, okay or or some kind of like snarky remark. So I'm just curious, like does that trigger you in a way? Because it's happened to me and I'm like, all right, it's whatever. Happened to someone else. And I just thought, all right, maybe I'm just overthinking it. And I've heard it 2 more times and I mean it's almost guaranteed every single time. So I'm just curious, what's going on?

Canadian politics. Make me feel a little nauseous. I don't know why, but I love you guys. You guys are great. Shelly.

Life isn't a participation trophy
Hey news Junkies, you know I have a 7 year old and a 4 year old and I refuse to let them win at anything. It's not because I'm competitive it's because life will never let you win at anything. So why should I let you beat me in a card game or basketball? Its life isn't a participation trophy. Like if you want it, you got to earn it. So when they beat me in a game, guess what? They know they have won.

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