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Hey there Christopher Deloris I really loved your old commercial about pencils. Tell me something funny about your pencil

Hey there Christopher Deloris I really loved your old comer I’ll about pencils. Tell me something funny about your pencil

I can confirm. I ate Taco Bell on the 4th Saturday, the 4th The lettuce did. Look gooey. I was. Weirded out about that. and on Monday, Through Wednesday, I had the bad squirts. So yeah, it's not just in Michigan. In Iowa, same time. Alleged.

Hey news, junkies uh, name, change stuff first. Uh, I've been a family law, paralegal for 12 years way too long, I know, but, uh, in divorce, there's paper, the paperwork is already established for restoring former names and getting a marriage license has ways to do uh, hyphenating your last name or taking other person's last name, or both of you, making up a new last name to put on together, whatever. So that's Family Law related. What the Jolie Pitt thing is, doing is not and it's different paperwork, uh, especially in California, which is where I do a lot of my paralegal work. Um, it's separate and you usually use a different attorney, but the reason you posted in the papers kind of old school, it has to do with uh say she wants to be called John Jacob instead and this 4 weeks is so any other John Jacobs in the area can come forth and give her Reason for why it's not? Okay. Like hey, I'm John Jacob and I have a bakery and everybody knows me this way. And she's going to take advantage or whatever, it's dumb dumb excuse, but it's it's 1 of them. Uh, anyways. That's why they do it. Okay, bye.

So with this Porta-Potty situation, I know if we were asked to raise our hand, if we take in a random dump in a random Porta-Potty before, a whole lot of hands would go up. Now, if I asked, how many of us took that dump at a residential property, while people were living in the home and we weren't a contractor working there or 1 of their guests, the amount of hands would go down to damn near zero. So I understand the the importance and the, um, urgency in the matter at hand. This is Florida, man. You might get shot taking a dump in, someone's property, uh, in their Porta-Potty on their property. You know what I'm saying? Like, I, I don't want to be that headline, so,

Hey, Big Fudge here. I've definitely had some Along Came Polly moments where I'm just panicking and 30 seconds clock starts now. And if I saw that Porta-Potty, I'm getting in there.

I probably wouldn't have said anything if the guy was an obvious Amazon driver but if the guy maybe look like a hobo I would maybe say something I know you may not be right but that's what I would do

So a similar thing like this happened in our neighborhood. Um I happen to be on the homeowners association because I hate homeowners associations. So I wanted to just keep everybody in check and um we had a house under construction. That had a port of John that the uh landscape folks that were mowing our common areas would use all the time and the homeowner was getting upset because he has to pay to, um, you know, get it emptied and cleaned and all that. So, um, the the first instance where somebody's caught, you're not going to get a ticket or get in trouble, you get a warning and then, uh, and this is in Virginia with Virginia cops and all that sort of thing. Um, the second time, if you're caught doing the same thing, after you've been warned, then you can get a citation. But the simple answer to that was, hey, homeowner put a padlock on it, give the Key or the combination to the contractors who use it and tell them to lock it up. When you're done, you won't have this uh, situation. And uh, you won't have to be frustrated. It just sounds like the homeowner. Maybe this happened to them before with somebody else and she's frustrated over the situation.