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Do not fall for the bombing range propaganda.
Hey junkies. Hope you guys are having a great Wednesday. I'm a podcast, listener. You guys are talking about the bombing range, quote unquote. I don't know. Kala, National Forest. Now, I live in the forest and let me tell you something. It is not a bombing range. What is actually happening is the government is testing anti-air technology. That's right. You heard it here. First anti-air. Technology is being tested and hopefully implemented. They need to stay out of my trash. It is a war on the Bears and if we don't keep testing this, your trash cans, may be next perogi out.

Thank you Shawn!!
Good Morning, News junkies. So, I just wanted to test to see if my dispatches were actually working. If they do. Thanks, Sean. I appreciate you. Uh anyways. Love you guys. Have a great show.

Well that’s a first
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So this is going to be a first for me, right? Um, this guy I kind of was seeing right? I blocked him ended up, not being a good guy. Um, I received flowers the other day at my home and there was no note but I definitely knew who it was and then I wake up this morning to twenty dollars extra in my venmo account. With a note saying, please call me. I miss you um is this what it's like, is this what I'm going to have to deal with for the rest of my dating life or just get more cats at this point. Thanks guys, bye.

Outdated words no longer needed
Hey news, junkies hey um, in like words and phrases that are kind of dated and obsolete. Um I was trying to sell some flat screen, TV wall mounts. Um, and realize that, um, the word flat screen or flat screen TV, uh, really isn't needed anymore. Its just TVs. Now, nobody has a box TV, um, but just it just kind of, kind of dawned on me. I was like, man, that's that's weird. And I'm getting old.

Shawn pleases the Reddit masses!

Is it possible to reclaim my original dispatch name?
Yo News, Junkie crew, what's up? Uh listen love you guys, man. Hope you're having a great share the show Tuesday. I just got a quick question. Uh, I've been listening to you guys for about 13 years, maybe longer. I think it's about 13 years. Um, when you originally dropped the News, Junkie app, I downloaded the very first app and signed in started my account, and that, that was mini phone numbers ago, mini emails ago, um, And the original. My original name on the app was, uh, catchy dispatch name. Like that was my original name on the app. So when I would leave dispatches and y'all would play them on the air, you know, it was catchy. Yeah. Anyways, is it possible to reclaim that name? Like is it possible to get that name or is that Name already taken, or like, how would I go about that? If, if at all possible. Appreciate you guys. Keep up the work. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Bubble wrap is a scam
Okay, so good luck with the bubble wrap thing because in Alaska, may work for a short period of time, but in um climates like Florida, South Carolina, anywhere down south where the sun just is Relentless you spray water on your window and put bubble wrap on it and it basically adhered it to it. Give it about a week and try to peel it off and you're going to have permanent bubble marks baked on your window that you will not be able to get off. I work in the glass business and I've seen it happen. Many many times when somebody ships glass and they wrap it in bubble wrap, especially with the bubbles facing the glass. So there's that

You guys were looking for Shawn’s look a like a while back. Here’s a friend of mine, they are pretty close.

Bored in Prison? 👀👀👀
Whoa, let's mute that. Got you on the TV today? Um, what's up guys? Uh, big big, long time fan of the show been listening since the beginning. I remember when y'all when the announcement was the new show coming on So I I've been listening a long time. Uh, you were talking about this, that girl, uh, that was in the car accident that killed the boyfriend and the friend. And you played the clip of her talking to her mom, uh, about commissary. And, you know, her being bored because she didn't have a, she didn't want to read the same book over and over again. Um, you know, I've been clean and sober for a long time. Now, my life's way different, but I have been in, in and out of, uh, lock up multiple times, um, like she murdered people, like she literally Murdered people and her mom's like this is BS. You should be getting you know more stuff. No. Be bored. Be miserable.