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minnesotan here lol
Hey news Jenkins, I'm back. Uh I live in Minnesota now. I've heard about the flag guy and I haven't seen him so I can't confirm nor deny but I've heard that he just goes around for hours on end and does this. And then just finally when he annoys the right person those are those are what you get to see but most of the time, nobody bugs him. They just let him do his thing. Um, but it's all I know. All right. Toodles.

Good afternoon, junkies, the MadKing from daytona beach here. This is my video dispatch for rate, my mess.

Missed opportunity street name
Yoki CHS. Huge missed opportunity on that street name in New York for old dirty bastard. I thought for sure, see Lane when you announced the name of that street and I know it's not your fault but I blame. I blame New York, New York. This is on you. I thought for sure you were going to tell me that the name of the street was Shimmy, Shimmy, Ya Shimmy, Ya. Shimmy way God. They missed an opportunity on that 1. I know they needed a big sign there. But come on, it's just more work for city workers tip your old dirty bastard.

Second job is always mess .. not from me

Acoustic super shooter
It's unfortunate. This kid chose guns to be his autistic superpower, but I think we need to treat him like Dexter. I think we embrace it. Teach him about gun, safety teach him how to shoot. They have shooting events, Target events in the Olympics. This kid could be the greatest Sharpshooter ever. So, I think we need to lean into it instead of fighting against it. Or and I have a feeling this is something sea Lane would come back with or we just end up making the greatest school shooter of all time. Well, either way, leaving it alone will be bad. So something has to be done. All right. See you.

Pew pew and jelly
Good afternoon. Junkies listen while I feel for the parent or any parent with a, uh, challenged kid. It's, it's not easy but that doesn't necessarily make it a society, you know, society's problem. Um, and it sounds like this kid has had multiple behavioral issues and you know the pew, pew. And jelly was just the straw that broke the camel's back. And the school has to protect the environment and the kids and the teachers and everybody around. Um, you know, maybe maybe just the all the kid needs is a little bit of cocaine.

Acoustic kids
Hey, guys, happy day. I don't think the kids should be in trouble or suspended for chomping on a sandwich and make it look resemble a gun. But, uh, we also need to stop pretending that every acoustic kid is going to be, you know, the next Bill Gates or a superhero of some kind or solve some monster problem, some of them are just It would adjusted and they'll that's just what they're going to be. And not just acoustic kids but regular regular but normal kids, right? Jesus, that sounds even worse, but kids are acoustic, are also just going to be terrible little people. So I don't know. It was just not lifting up the acoustic kids so much.

Rate my mess. I have been 100% solo parenting since the first part of June, with my kids 24/7. So far we’ve had 2 ER trips and a handful of candy dinners. They decided to start sharing a room. Last night I cut my foot stepping on a sea shell. Help.

Horders
Okay. Did I start this right? Um my parents decided that they were going to use my room as a uh, storage unit while I was gone for about 3 years. So then, when I came back in, it looked like the chest Panda. Not even Timothy Timothy would have been nicer than this. It's terrible. And I don't even know where to begin and where to start trying to clean this shit up. Uh see I not this s up. so, yeah, it's it's really terrible and I'm going to go through it like little by little a little bit later.