Hey guys. Firefighter check-in here. Um those hoses can have a lot of power behind them. I am 64 250 lbs and I can struggle to hold on to those hoses sometimes, uh, especially over your shoulder. Like that guy was doing very easy to lose your balance on something like that. Um, I've definitely seen the hose knock over a couple of short guys before. Uh, and you know, some of these guys are on the job for 20 years and some some of these guys are probes fresh out of the academy. So Sky probably is new. He's learning. And that's why they have them on the hose to try to teach them how, how to handle it. And, uh, sometimes it can get a little embarrassing.

Hey junkies, this is my first dispatch. I couldn't think of a really funny name like everyone else, so I'm just Jason. Uh, yeah, I want to give you my very good Charlie, Chaplain impression. All right, here we go. Charlie Chaplain impression. All right, thanks a lot. That was my Charlie Chaplan impression. Thank you.

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Uh, hello News. Junkie Hank Hill here on my lunch break from the propane store. You uh, I got a call from my son Bobby, who listens to y'all. Saying you don't want anybody, doing a Donald Trump impersonation? Well, I'll tell you, I do a damn good 1 and here it is. uh, I like bleach. And I think that all illegal immigrants are nothing but aliens from outer space, and your government's been hiding it from you for a long time. God Bless America. Thank you. Ah, that's it.

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Bro, I hate snakes so I do not envy you that being said I'd be trying to figure out how the hell it got in there to prevent a venomous 1, getting in next time, since people have said that this 1 is not venomous, um, when it comes to the gambling thing. Yeah, man. It it's a lot bigger and easier to access. Now, I've been gambling since like 2003, right? And I did a paper in college in 2009 on, uh, how gambling and, and legalizing marijuana may impact. Florida and 1 thing that I recall from that research was back then. A lot of people were betting in entire paychecks on a weekly basis when it came to gambling. So that's nothing new. But it, you know, it's definitely more, uh, widespread super

Okay. here's my imitation of the snake under Shaun's desk. And there it is. How'd you like it?

Well alone is Jackie, Sean djt here. I'm very busy but I was able to take a couple of moments. I wanted to wanted to do the dispatch right and let you know, I do. Listen, I listen to The News Junkie and by the way, I'm not a junkie. I don't do don't drink. I've never done drugs. I do like junk food. I'm a junkie, like, come on. I mean, I like a good Big Mac, right? Who doesn't come on, but you guys, you do a terrific job. You say, a lot of news, a lot of it, I believe it's fake a lot of fake stuff in there, right? Especially about me. But I'm not going to get rid of you. I tell you right now, I'm getting rid of the fake and I'm not getting rid of you. You're doing a great job, guys. You're doing great.

Yes, they know me, you know me, I am the greatest, you know that, you know, they say that they say you are the greatest there's ever been. There's no other 1 better than you. You know me, you know me, you know, I love the blacks, I love the blacks but I hate those mosquitoes, no mosquitoes. And let me tell you about those Latins. Those Latins, I, I love them. I love them big booty Latinas. I love them. You know, I love them and you've seen them. I love them. We love them. We love them. Thick thick Latinas, we love them. Uh we are in the Golden Era, the greatest era alive, greatest greatest, there's no other 1 better than me. I am the best, you know me. You know me. They call me crazy. Trump.