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I will like to see AI take over my job
Hey, junkies happy Friday, uh, sorry Sunday. Um so yeah, I'd like to see AI get rid of my job for contacts. I'm a podiatrist. And uh so there's always a Non-Stop flow of dirty fat. Disgusting diabetics getting wounds to their feet eating amputations and then just regular Book care and all that stuff. So I feel like my job is pretty safe because AI can't really just sit there. Cut toes on things and cut, you know? Unfortunately, trim toenails and thousands.


A solution for Tourette’s
Hey, junkies catch up on the podcast. You guys are talking about the Tourette's, uh, syndrome. I don't have much experience with it but uh, Sean. You got to be bleeping crazy man. You want someone like that on the plane with you yelling out? I got I got a bomb, really. Nah, if you want to go out in public and your Tourette's, Let's Make a Deal. You have to get full mouth novocaine, so you can yell what you want, but don't understands. That's my solution. Have a great day wiggle, pop, pop,

Wood chipper
I elect him next in the wood chipper.


Jeffing at the expo, sorry about the background noise

that motorcyclist gave me a revolutionary new safety idea.

Is that true
The News Junkie, Sean and of course my lovely Sabrina. Sea. I know I'm not going to talk about Apple because you can't handle the truth, but I'm going to switch gear and talk about something that I just, uh, saw. I just wondered your take on it. Have you heard about the judge and his wife that got arrested with 1.8? Million cubic cubes of cocaine uh 1 sorry, 1.8 tons of cocaine. Uh, have you heard about it? From the famous place that nobody wants to talk at sumani land. In Minnesota. This message have been brought to you by Samsung at Samsung we build apple. Apple apple have never built Samsung but Samsung have been Apple. And that's a fact. And that's a true fact. It's nothing but the truth.

What I learned late in life
I guess. I hope you guys are doing well. So you are asking today what you learned when you were a little bit older? Well I learned how to send a dispatch. Check it make sure everything sounds good and then submit it. Um some people I know still don't know how to do that. That's fine. Thanks bye.

As far as the guy running for office. Give me a break. If you were a 16 and you're banging your 15 year old girlfriend. You're on the 6. That's different. You had child porn, forget it. It's a no-go. Stay out of our lives.

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