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Opossum story from Longwood.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the possum, Sean. I had the same thing happen to me. I my dog was just losing his mind in the backyard. I went outside. There was a big giant possum sitting on the privacy fence, and it was doing awesome things. It was playing dead. It wasn't moving, it was scared. So I was like, shoot, what am I going to do? I don't want my dog getting in a fight with this thing, who knows what it's got? So, I just grabbed a, a brick from the garden and I threw it at the fence. I was planning on hitting the fence and just scaring that thing off. But I'll be dang. It was a 1 and a million shot. I hit that possum Square. And I felt terrible. I went I went all the way around the yard until the other side of the fence and I checked he was not he was not there, so I must have just, you know, got him, but he got away. And I've never seen that thing since I'm just glad that my 85 pound Labradoodle didn't get them.

Don’t you dare change Smoke Weed everyday!
Sabrina. Don't you dare change or remove your smoke weed every day? Because while there are people like Vicki out there who do not like it, there are other people like me and my husband who scream it on the top of our lungs. Every time it comes on just saying, Also, if somebody could pick me for Fritz, that'd be cool.


My wife's grandfather made his own happy hour at the assisted living

Happy hour at the retirement home
Hey, what's going on, junkies? Uh, I'm not sure if any of you guys seen the show land, man, but the wife and daughter, they are constantly going to this nursing home and having happy hour. I think those people might have been watching a little too much land, man, but again, shouldn't be legal. They should be able to throw down and their final days, you know, have a good time.

Girls scare me! This is why I don't date and hide in the forest alone with my hound dog! https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1B274fgtu3/ if it bleeds, it leads....

Iranian drones making it all the way to California
The topic that's on everybody's mind. Can these Iranian drones? Make it all the way to California. Guess we're going to find out jewels.

The boomer hotline already exists. Lmk if you want the number
Hey, news. Junkies, uh, just on my way to pick up my kids and I was listening to you guys. Um Been listening a long time but this is my first ever TalkBack so kind of stoked about that. Um on the subject of the Boomer hotline. You guys know that already exists, right? I can give you the number. If you want you B, just call my dad's cell phone and he'll answer and say something like, hey, hey, what do you want? Yeah, I I can't answer any questions right now. Uh, uh, daddy Trump hasn't told me what to think. Anyways. I thought that was pretty funny. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

I pick up that phone and talk all day

happy 311 day
Happy 311 Day to all, who celebrate.

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