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Japanese tourist
Hey junkies, so the brooch Japanese guy reminds me of the cycled episode. Where Kramer spends all the Japanese, guys, his money and now they're living in his drawers and whatnot and they got in the way to go home. Anyways. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

New York trash can lady, my opinion
Hey, Sean and see Lane listening to you yesterday's uh podcast. Uh, with the lady with the trash can I think that if she is, uh found quote, unquote guilty of the crime of stealing something, I think the punishment should fit the crime which should be her go having to go around the city to pick up trash because obviously, she dumped the trash and number 2 is as sea Lane said, we are in 2026. Whatever you do that is negative in your personal capacity, can affect your professional job or wherever it is. You work. Um, look up the guy by the name of tizzy, n t, i z z, y e n t tons of videos there showing that case of people being stupid or whatever it is and of course finding out those Uh, people are no longer with them. Anyways, Craig from Colorado, wiggle. Wiggle pop up.

Shawn he'll me this is better
okay, so, this is my inquiry with Sean, so I always love to like, Try to send in dispatches and, you know, I I don't have the greatest ideas, I'm not the funniest but when I do think I I've got like a good thing going and like, yay, we're going to send it and then I I hear it back and I'm like, I think it's kind of okay. Um but then I'm thinking Is it Sean? Okay. And I'm like No, it's not. So I either record it like about 17 more times and then delete each and every 1 or I delete the first 1 and just thing go on with my life. And I I just this is just a, a quarrel that I have with And myself, I think. And I I, I just don't like it, but Hopefully I'll come come past it. Compassed.

Shawn's power payment solution
Hey Sean. Try and log into your bank account and see if you can establish a bill. Pay payments are there instead of going to Walmart with the rest of the poor people.

shawn!
Hey guys, I just want to know Sean. Why do you sound like your channeling Mickey Mouse when you sing? With a wiggle, pop pop.

You want it, baby I got it lol

Just rubbing it a little 🤣


power bill solution
So, you can get away with going to Walmart for 1 year. If you just next trip. Next month, when you get your bill, just go to your bank, take out 8 Grand or go to your Scrooge, McDuck safe behind the bookshelf there in your studio. Get out, 8000. Take it down to Walmart, which, you know, when they see 8,000 at a Walmart, they're going to be like, we look at there but, you know, just pay it ahead of time and the power of company will give you a credit. For a whole entire year or will however long it takes for that money to run out and, uh, boom, you're done.

Duke Energy budget billing.
so, Duke Energy does that when you have a, a balanced payment or if you're 2 payments behind or something, they will not let you pay online. Now, my son was living with somebody paying the power bill every month but the roommate wasn't paying the power bill. They just have their power shot off 4 months ago, for a $1,000 power bill. How the power company didn't turn it off earlier? I don't know. But Sean budget billing is something to look into. I do that and it's saves me. From summertime sticker. Shock have a good 1 guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.