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not wearing this one. but it makes me chuckle.

Skateboard assault
New junkie crew. So when you turn the wheels around, Facing towards somebody and you swing that skateboard at them and hit them with the wheels. They call that getting trucked.

5'2"
Hey news. Junkies uh, chiming in on the height thing as a 5 foot 2 woman. I always wanted to be taller than I am. I even grew an inch After High School. It was a genetic thing. My dad did the same thing. but to be 6 foot 2 instead, I'll take the 5 foot 2 all day because it's hard enough to find clothes is 5 foot 2 woman. I can't imagine the challenges of 6 to wiggle wiggle pop.

I own Lifetime Steel Buildings. We build hangars, schools and large industrial warehouses. These are our daily work shirts. Usually a hit with the customer unless I end up at a church or school meeting. 🤣👊💪🙏 “Our Erections Last A Lifetime”

the shirt i wore to get a photo with capt picard -_-


rate my shirt. be kind…

This can’t be accurate??!!


Of a different era but a favorite