Man, getting paid to eat something, you love sounds awesome. And I love me some pickles. However, I don't love all the sodium that comes with them because with that comes an increased chance of heart disease, heart attack, all that kind of stuff. So uh I got to find another way to get the money and avoid death by pickle.

We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle. That's not what your mother said. Last night tbec.

All right, Sean, you're completely wrong on this. Okay? You're dumb stupid. I would even say retarded 100. Pickles a day is like 70 to 120,000 milligrams of sodium a day, which the recommended amount for humans at Max is or 1,200 a day. Not only are you dumb for doing that. You're better off putting that 1 million dollars into the S&P 500. For the rest of your life. Because with this pickle thing, you're living at Max a day. So you're not really making that much money and don't don't use Dave Ramsey, okay? Caleb Hammer is 10 times better and he has the highest rated podcast out of all Financial people wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Hello everyone. Uh, you know, I tried to pride myself in my high quality dispatches, but there's a chance, this 1 isn't a high quality dispatch because 2 things have happened that I just wanted to take advantage of and see that it is bad time currently traveling for work on a weekday morning flight that never happens. And I have free uh in-flight Wi-Fi. So taking advantage of 2, those 2 things, I wanted to let everybody know that I'm back on a plane and you all are having a great day and a great show.

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Hey, what up News Junkie? I went to Seattle back in 2023. Um, we were going on a Alaskan cruise, so we weren't really spending a whole lot of time in Seattle. I stopped in at a CVS and I was wearing my University of Central Florida stuff because I'm a, you know, I'm a night. And uh, the lady noticed I was from uh Central Florida there. That was uh ringing me up. she she posted about how great the the crime rate was and how low it was and Seattle, which is 1 thing that if you go on any of their guided tours, they talked about a lot and uh, She kind of looked at me and says, well, do they have a, uh, a low crime rate like ours in Florida? Where you live? and I said no probably not, but uh, I haven't been to a CVS in Florida with An armed guard sitting there to, uh, make sure that no 1 steals anything. So, I know, I guess you got to take the good with the bad and she didn't like the