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What just happened lol!
It's got a long duk dong here. I don't know why, but I still feel weird about making fun of rfk's. Voice and speech impediment thing. Dot, dot dot. Oops, I'm not texting lol. Exclamation point.

Thank you guys for making a day at the DMV almost bearable. What a weird cast of characters. Love the show!!

My son found a friend leaving the missile bunker this morning


Airplane seats... by Evil Eye (lol)
Yeah, it's evil eye. Why are you freaked out about airplanes not wiping down their seats? You go to the movies? They're never wiping down the seats between every single movie. They're not cleaning all those seats. They might sweep the floor, they're not cleaning the seats. So y'all just suck up and just be a real man and sit down in your seat and shut up.

Idiocracy airlines
Welcome to Costco. We love you. Enjoy your flight.

I'm surprised they use drones at golf events now.

I have a question that everyone probably already knows because it's been answered but I never heard. So I was always curious uh the clip at the beginning. Have a great Friday. You mother uh that part is that is that Sabrina? It sound like a clip of something. Sabrina said but maybe it's from something else. What is that from

Brookes shoes and Todd
Hey news junkies uh Toronto dump here, long time listener. First time talk back so there's that real quick about the Brooks shoes. They are mainly for like people with back problems. Um gout stuff like that. I have really bad. Gout flare-ups on my right big toe and my wife got tired of me complaining about my work boots and my Skechers and all that crap, not working and just making it worse. So She got me some of these and they are easily the best shoes I've ever had super comfortable. Um, I don't know how much they were. She wouldn't tell me but I think they're about 150 bucks or so. Um, but yeah. Great shoes. Also uh, Todd is probably easily 1 of the funniest characters that you guys have had in a long time and I think he needs to make Many, many more appearances because I was dying lasting that entire skit. And uh, you know, for being such a manly masculine alpha male. You know who probably doesn't like the bee Todd himself. It's got 2 of them in his name. So, I don't know what that says about the guy, maybe he's trying to cover for something. But anyways, that's that's my talk back. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Costco mother’s picture
Oh my God, Sean, I just left it earlier. Um dispatch about me and my parents for Costco. Ironically enough. I they wanted me to set up their Apple pay with their credit card, and my mother had 2 credit cards that were identical. Which I found odd and 1 of her pictures was better than the other. I asked her why she has 2 and She fumbled with her answer, which means she was probably fibbing, which now that you mentioned about the pictures, I'm thinking that she didn't like the picture that was taken originally, and she got another credit card. But hey, the end of the day. I set them up. We're good to go. And uh, yeah. So thanks

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