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Celebrity jeopardy: pickle joke
We can't keep playing if you don't let go of the pickle. That's not what your mother said. Last night tbec.

Shawn i think youre right
All right, Sean, you're completely wrong on this. Okay? You're dumb stupid. I would even say retarded 100. Pickles a day is like 70 to 120,000 milligrams of sodium a day, which the recommended amount for humans at Max is or 1,200 a day. Not only are you dumb for doing that. You're better off putting that 1 million dollars into the S&P 500. For the rest of your life. Because with this pickle thing, you're living at Max a day. So you're not really making that much money and don't don't use Dave Ramsey, okay? Caleb Hammer is 10 times better and he has the highest rated podcast out of all Financial people wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

This is my cooler for work. This was 1 week

I eat three to five of these everyday anyway…. Show me the money

I recorded this several times and the quality for worse each time.
Hello everyone. Uh, you know, I tried to pride myself in my high quality dispatches, but there's a chance, this 1 isn't a high quality dispatch because 2 things have happened that I just wanted to take advantage of and see that it is bad time currently traveling for work on a weekday morning flight that never happens. And I have free uh in-flight Wi-Fi. So taking advantage of 2, those 2 things, I wanted to let everybody know that I'm back on a plane and you all are having a great day and a great show.

We made a news junkie magnet with the 3d printer

Police chief
What's up guys? The chief of police needs to be in the city that they're the chief of police for. Imagine a Chief Brody was in New York when you know, instead of Amity, when jaw started attacking everybody would be dead because he wasn't there to save them, that's insane. Wiggle wiggle. Chomp Chomp.

My Seattle experience
Hey, what up News Junkie? I went to Seattle back in 2023. Um, we were going on a Alaskan cruise, so we weren't really spending a whole lot of time in Seattle. I stopped in at a CVS and I was wearing my University of Central Florida stuff because I'm a, you know, I'm a night. And uh, the lady noticed I was from uh Central Florida there. That was uh ringing me up. she she posted about how great the the crime rate was and how low it was and Seattle, which is 1 thing that if you go on any of their guided tours, they talked about a lot and uh, She kind of looked at me and says, well, do they have a, uh, a low crime rate like ours in Florida? Where you live? and I said no probably not, but uh, I haven't been to a CVS in Florida with An armed guard sitting there to, uh, make sure that no 1 steals anything. So, I know, I guess you got to take the good with the bad and she didn't like the

Thoughts on Tony Romo. I don’t think he’s lying.
Hey Sean C Lane. Uh I just want to give my 2 cents the whole Tony Romo situation. So uh 2 things firstly uh you can't quite hear what he says before Grandma and Grandpa. I don't think he's saying my grandma and grandpa uh you know, he's got 3 young kids, his oldest was born in 2012 so I think it's reasonable that he could be saying I I brought my kids to co see grandma and grandpa. So we're here to meet them and his grandpa and his parents. His children's grandparents live in Wisconsin, so I think that's reasonable. I I, you know, I don't, I don't think he could be lying there he could, it could be reasonable explanation there. Secondly, for the open container uh open container laws. Can sometimes be a little iffy. Um you know, they even if you don't have any alcohol in the container at all, they can still get you on open container charge even if it's empty and bone dry. So I you know, I think there's enough Reasonable Doubt there. I don't he may not be lying. So what are your thoughts, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Idiot shut off air to diver for lobster mini season !coulda killed him!
Yo what's up junkies first time dispatch saw something on the news this morning or was on Facebook. There was a diver down and from lobster season. It's 2 days, Wednesday and Thursday of this week. And a boat showed up, where there were already divers underwater. They had a air compressor, pumping are down about 30 feet. And this guy decided to turn off their are Could have killed him. Anyways, I think there's still looking for him. Crazy you show up to his spot. Somebody's already there. Don't shut off. Their are go to a new spot.