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ShawnDad joke
Hey guys. What did Sean the gay sea monster? Eat. Hey, man.

Evil dad joke
8 News, junkies CVI. How did Ellen Keller discover masturbation? Well, she tried to read her own lips. Wiggle wiggle pop.

I found the sticker you were talking about in Marion Iowa this weekend

Winning dad joke!
Hey sea Lane. Why do nurses always carry a red crayon. Well, it's because sometimes they have to draw blood.

Dad joke winner
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So I asked my dad if he could explain to me, what a uh solar eclipse was and he said no son.

cruise
Man. Um, 40 million seems pretty steep for, uh, 74,000 people to go on a cruise. I've looked at Margaritaville and to go from, uh, Tampa to ksml for 2 people. You're looking at about 2500 bucks. So, If that is just a baseline. I mean we're somewhere around 185,000 Uh, yeah. 40 million long way away.

Mayo dog!
What up News Junkie dingo here just want to try my real quick about the mayonnaise dog. I was a marine Camp Pendleton, simplify Sean back in the late 90s. You could just walk across the border into Tijuana Mexico and party as hard as you want and then come back unscathed. Except I had 1 dollar left and there was a 1 dollar hot dog and had mayonnaise on it. I bought it and I was I ate it and I was sick for 7 years. Yeah.

Dumb joke (clean)
What up News, Junkie got 1 for you. These 2 blondes walked into a bar. You would have thought they'd seen it.

Rate my Dad Joke.
Hey guys. What did dad tell mom when she had 2 black eyes? Nothing. He already told her twice. Have a good day.

Dad joke
Knock knock, who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil. Who I'll forget it, there's no point.