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Elon
Elon offered like 6 billion dollars uh he'd sell Tesla stock just to in world hunger and I think it was the EU he was talking to and said uh If y'all, I'll give you the money, if you can just show me the receipts of where it goes and they refuse to do it.

5th grader choking
Hey News Junkie. Um I have a story about choking when I was in elementary school, I want to say I was like fifth grade and my friends were rushing to get out to recess after lunch and so I took 1 of those soft rolls like a Hawaiian roll off my plate and I shoved it in my mouth and chewed very little and tried to swallow it and I couldn't it got stuck and I was officially choking in the cafeteria. And I literally performed the himl maneuver on myself, on the corner of the lunchroom table because all my friends thought what was happening was like, I was going to throw up and all the teachers that were sitting at the table. None of them tried to help me. And so I literally banged my solar plexus against the corner of the table until I dislodged the piece of Bread. And when it came out and fell on the ground, I took it over to the table of teachers and I put it on the table, all soaked and said, thanks a lot and walked out. Yeah. All the adults didn't know what to do or just didn't respond. Horrible. And I would have died because nobody was even trying to help me anyway. Yo That's what's up. See you later.


BRING BACK LANDLINES
Okay, about the landline, I have been begging my husband for literally years. To. Let me get rid of my smartphone, get an ins smartphone and a house phone and not give anybody the phone number. Because in this day and age, I am sick of the demand that you always be, uh, available to the people that, you know, that you always be reachable, 247, I don't want to be reachable, 247, I'm 32 years, old minimal social media presence. I have no reason to sit and scroll through my phone all day. Let's go back to the time. Where if you weren't available to talk, they couldn't reach you. You had to call back when you were done. Okay, bye.

Dead grandma cost
Hey guys. Happy day with a dead Grandma AI. I bet there won't be any cost to it, but dead grandma might be like, hey tonight, I suggest. Papa, John's for dinner, it'll be dead Grandma ads.

Talking to dead relatives via AI
Hey, junkies Mystic ridges here on the topic of talking to dead. Family members via AI my brother passed away in 2012. He was 21, and I feel like having a conversation with him through AI would make me really sad and not something that I would want to do. But on the other hand, maybe having a conversation with my grandmother that I never got to meet, might be a cool experience. I think it really depends on, you know, if it's like my brother that I grew up with or someone, I never met. So just my 2 cents, have a great week and guys,

Dispatch listener about Wildwood and you guys are awesome
Good day, junkies, uh, podcast listener, here, dispatching about 2 things. Uh, the first thing is the Wildwood soup kitchen. I grew up in Sumpter County uh The Villages are creeping into Wildwood, so that's probably 1. Good reason why that they are getting pushed out. Is that the villages don't want hobos? Because the villagers are not what you call Pleasant people to deal with. I worked in the Villages and I know firsthand uh second yesterday you were talking about the ads popping up randomly and I kid you not The ads popped up randomly, as you were talking about it, I laughed really hard. So, uh, you guys have a great day wiggle wiggle, pop up. Uh, keep up the good work and uh, enjoy your trip to Mexico and uh, can't wait till you guys get to have a break in December. I know you guys need it. We we go pop up.

AI has gone too far 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yeah, I absolutely hate that a grandma. Everything about it is revolting. You all are disrupting the natural order of things and you all need to stop.

A.i dread
Hey, junkies happy Friday when it comes to the AI dead people conversation. I just, it feels like Pandora's Box. It feels like it's already been opened. And what I'm really scared about for the future is the psychological effects. This is going to have on people. This is going to legit, send some people into psychosis, and, um, the further we get into technology, like this, the further, it feels like there's going to be some people who are fully on the internet and fully involved in Tech. And some people who are not and it's going to be an interesting thing to see, play out. Anyway, have a nice day.


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