I know this will sound a little far-fetched, but hear me out, maybe, just maybe, Tony Romo had the most horrible day at golf and maybe when he was a kid, he used to go golfing with his grandma and grandpa and maybe he got into a fight with his wife and was a little bit too trash and his kids were pissing him off and he was on his way home and he decided, you know what today's the day I'm going to go meet Grandma and Grandpa. I'm going to go see him. I'm going to go meet him and maybe this cop is a hero Now by Saving his life. I don't know. It's just a theory.

C lane for the win! [Gunshots]

I can't believe you guys missed the best name for an EF5 tornado. From the epic blockbuster movie, Twister. An EF5 is the 'Finger of God'

I broke mega chat on purpose because they suck and YouTube rules.

Hey guys I have tiny hands that make my wiener look bigger!

When lord!? When do I get to see the goddamn sailboat!?

Hello I have an announcement.. I Christopher Deloris Lane am a homosexual.. please clap [Crowd Cheering]

I need to see if the dead air issue is fixed. Oh damn, the cops are coming [Police Siren] . I'm gonna have to fight my way out of this thing. [Gunshots] . Oh hells yeah, I did it. I killed all of the bad cops and saved the good cops so I don't get in trouble. [Crowd Cheering] What an amazing day.

Ok, I admit it. I'm the one. I threw the hotdog on my own roof. And then I made Courtney get it down. But don't worry, she still had time to make me my little snackaroonie of sticky rice and chicken!