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Gas
This joke is, hey, so I heard the other day that under Obama gas. The barrel of oil was over, a hundred dollars a barrel of oil. So Sabrina, you probably did pay close to $60. I think that's what you said to fill your car up. But uh, yeah.

Yo, junkies the White House released that little thing. Because they want as many views and clicks on it so they can help Finance this war. They're not fooling anybody.

Teacher story info from my wife the teacher

Good vibes
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? So I had an appointment in April for uh my spine doctor. Um I found out back in 2023 that I have 2 herniated discs and a bone spur and the bone spur is actually facing and pressing against my spinal cord. Um I've been having a lot of really bad pains lately. A lot of different kind of pains that I'm not used to in my neck. And so I moved up my appointment. It's now for tomorrow, um I'm expected to get X-rays and MRI. And I'm freaking out a little bit so just wanted to say love you guys. Thank you for everything keeping me going and maybe send some positive vibes or prayers or whatever you guys do. All right. Bye guys.

Better than Whitney Houston.

Hey, junkies happy Thursday. This 1's for sea Lane. Hey, sea Lane huge fan. I'm not sure if I seen uh baby Jackson in the Publix. I'm not sure if your wife was in Publix by 4 corners this past weekend. But I've seen a baby He must have been like 35 pounds and he could barely fit in the top of the shopping cart. So, in my head, I was like, oh my God, I was like a baby, see Wayne baby Jackson. Anyway, please could you pick me for Fritz on the street? I would love you Dey, huge fan, and tell uh Sean all over there, bro. Whoop, you do. Love you guys. Have a great day.

Order status
Hey, News Junkie, I placed an order for a t-shirt, will you please let me know what's going on with it. My phone number, 7722017885, I've tried to contact you many different ways. No luck help.

How do you get pew pew by no arms?
I don't mean to sound mean, or instance here, but how do you get a shot by somebody with? No, no arms. Like you're in the passenger seat too. You see little buddy over there nubbing around for his gun. You just smack it out of his stumps.

If the person in the social media lawsuit was a minor at the time, she became addicted. Where was the parental control that enabled her with a telephone and use of the internet question.

Quick question?….
News Junkie, what is up? Love you guys, man, another great hype day. I know people call a hump its hype day for me. Anyways Real quick question. Uh, another great show. Y'all are doing an amazing job. As always, I love you guys, I'm going to follow you, no matter where you go, no matter what you do. I'll be right there. I've been there since day 1, since your first show on this station, if your notes sorry, I'm working. If you're no longer with iHeart, we'll see Lane and Sabrina be with you when you leave. Enlighten me. Love you guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

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