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That porta potty lady was a bitch.

Louisiana !
Hey, everybody happy today and congratulations. On getting on. The on the air and Louisiana. It's where, uh, where I was born outside of Morgan City and that's where my buddy foskina lives. So I'm glad to hear that he'll be able to tune in live now, and uh, yeah, let's let's keep Spreading the News Junkie disease. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

It’s all your fault , Shawn
Hey there junkies, what's going on? You guys have ruined so much for me when I say ruined. I mean like make my life happier and little moments. There are certain things like when you guys are doing your stories certain words that I have to speak out loud, I'll do it in front of my friends who have no idea. What shows I'm talking about? And then, of course, I educate them share the show. But man, the voice and then singing, Grace, Grace, Grace, story in the world, just you guys have really made things. Super fun for me and I just want to say hello. Okay? Bye, say bye, buddy.

Contract talks
hey, Sean News Junkie See Lane hey I've been out of the country. With the Germany and Poland. I hear you back on now. Um, my first back did you get a new contract or what? See you.

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Hey, News Junkie! This is Bobby Blanco. Yeah, I know... it's been forever since I sent in a dispatch. I haven't disappeared—I've just been slammed working over at Dan's Fan City. Turns out people in Florida really like ceiling fans. Seriously, has anyone heard from Bobby Blanco? Wiggle wiggle... Pop Pop!

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You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano

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You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano


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What are we even doing here?

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Hey there Christopher Deloris I really loved your old commercial about pencils. Tell me something funny about your pencil