Good afternoon. Ladies junkies, it's Mike. This is for David. David. It sounds more like I'm calling you out, it sounds more like you're a pervert and you wanted to do something else besides help that woman or help any young woman that goes to your door. Nobody go to David's store because he doesn't sound like a normal person. Second of all. How many times have we saw? Or heard that? There's 1 Howe Place woman. At the door. And there's 3 Guys, waiting in the bushes to Ambush somebody and to jump them. I don't know guys, it's a crazy world. Take care.
Here's my confession news junkies forgive me for I sense. I um, I used to work at Dick Sporting because it's about 20 years ago, um, And I may or may not have definitely did with my permanent marker, draw that thing that that store is named after. Everywhere. I mean, everywhere on the store in every wall on the mannequins, if you look on the ceiling in the store, manager's office, there's 1 in there. Um, if you look under the desk and the administrative office assistants, there is 1 underneath there. Um, the shoe racks in the stock in the backstock room. Underneath those shelves, there's a bunch there. Um, I think it probably Drew like 50 maybe a hundred of those things all over that store because it was fun.
I'm so tired of these utopia everyone is special idiots.
What's up, junkies? Happy Monday, it's great. Right. Great. Great. Great. David, you're dumb. Jesus and the people that think it's safe to just oh let's go help the homeless people, I have a homeless guy that walks my neighborhood, that decided to sit there and try to record my children. On their on his phone because he's crazy and he's not homeless, he's got a home. He's crazy. He refuses to take his medication. He's been called the police have been called on him multiple times. People have approached him. What has he done? He's setting screamed and screamed and almost assaulted multiple women and multiple children. But he refuses it to do it to men because the men will beat the living. Stuff out of him. So, get with reality. There are evil people in this world and there are people that are so broken that you can't fix them. Get off your high horse and shut up and get with reality.
Swip might have been 93 94 and Margate Florida, Sean. You might be familiar with the area. Uh 1 of my buddies went to high school at Cypress Creek High School and me and my other friend are in middle school at the time. And we decide that we're going to steal the uh golf carts from the high school because we figured out a way to do it which wouldn't be too hard. We got some wire cutters. There's no cameras. We we cut a hole. We pushed up the fence. We located the the golf carts and drove them from the high school back to our neighborhood. So this might have been a 15 20 minute job that night uh driving back alone and then we stored them in a wooded area where we'd hollowed out like, uh, boys Fort that. We would hung out and do stuff in. And we rode those things in that Fort and around that area until they died. And then when they died, we let them on fire. I'm pretty sure uh, to destroy the evidence and we were never caught. And that was that see you?
I was hooking up with this chicken high school. We were in my car. She had a really dry mouth, it just like making out with a dry sock. uh, I wasn't feeling it asked her to get out of my car, you know, she wouldn't leave, she kept arguing so I said, if you don't get out of my car, I'm going to pee on yours. So I got out peed on her car. As I'm peeing, she gets out and starts yelling. I mean, I jump back in my car and take off. She calls me on my way home, calling me all sorts of names and then tells me Matt. I have cancer. So, I didn't know what to say. I just hung up and never talked to her again. I did end up end up, reaching out to her and apologizing a few years later, but still felt like crap.
You know what's not local to Charleston? Is that guy. And you know what people who are local and from Charleston hate. Northerners from New Jersey. I eat that guy coming down to Charleston and claiming their local. I know this because I lived in Charleston and whenever people found out that I'm not from Charleston, they would give me the assadi. But then I told them I was from Florida and they said, okay, you get a pass because you're not from New Jersey, New York or even Ohio. God, they hate Ohio, people more than anything else. Um but yeah, that guy and his Charleston local business, not going to work out, at least not there.
What up junkies? Sean Watson, look. You look good. As a woman. I'm telling you. You already had the boobs now. You got the wig. You look, you look just like a lady. You look so much like a lady. If you touch my golf clothes, I would push you down. Have a good weekend.
