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Funko advent calendar I got this year. All the little pops are from this set so far. Last year i got the Funko Pokémon one.

What a year Junkies
been an amazing year junkies of, uh, the News Junkie and Can't wait uh for next year. For you guys to come back but John I got a question. How long until I hired steel skull Mike and comes out with, you know, skeleton megaphone or something?

Happy holidays
Hey guys, how you doing? This is Alfonso, you know, your friend. Just wanted to wish you guys. Uh happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. um, this was a good year. Do you guys had a great great shows all year long. Take care. God bless. Bye, bye.

Advent calendars
Scotty Long duk Dong here? I get my son an advent calendar. Every year I've gotten a Star Wars 1 a Lego 1. Uh, Track 1 this year. I got him a Minecraft 1 and they have 30 days and a gift for everyone. They're actually pretty cool. I don't Know how cheap they're getting? They're pretty awesome. That's my take, see you later. Happy holidays.

Hey News Junkie and crew. I was listening to your show a while back and heard an advertisement for another radio station. So I turned it and I really haven't been back to listen to you guys, but I did want to wish my 3 favorite delinquent retards a Merry Christmas. Just kidding. I still listen piece.

Thanks for enduring all the smoke alarm chirps during my dispatches. See you next year


“I promise that tasted much better going down”
Hello, everyone simply Jeremy here, man. That guy that just told that story about the septic guy and the and the poop went in his mouth, he should have went up to that guy and said, uh, I promise you it, tasted a lot better going down. That would have been funny. Anyways, Merry Christmas. Happy New Year's. Felicia akura Matata later.

I am thankful for my blessings
What's going down junkies so I'm usually depressed around the holidays. However, this year, I just got my septic system pumped and the guy that was closest to the tank. When they were feeding the tube in had some splatter come back and get him in the face and then a little bit later, the second guy that was feeding the tube in the tube was going next to my, uh, bushes and a branch flung back and flung poop directly into his mouth. I came in got 20 bucks a piece for him. A couple of Dr. Peppers, a couple of waters, some face cloth and some um, hand wipes uh and wish them both a Merry Christmas and was thankful. That wasn't my job. And so Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you guys uh ciao.

Happy last show of the year
On Spring of sea Lane. Happy Friday. Happy last show of the Year. Just wanted to dispatch in and say thank you for the 3 bushel.

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