Here's my Bane impression. You think the darkness is your ally? I was born in darkness molded by it. I didn't see the sunlight till I was already a man.

Hey news junkies. So I've got my own little child genius story for you a few years back before they had YouTube kids. My daughter was about 6 and she had access to an iPad, but we did not have YouTube on there, had it blocked, you know, I didn't want to give her access to the type of content that could be found on their by a child when she had 1 of those kids games, like they all do that. Occasionally it would pop up with like a little kid's add, and she wouldn't be able to skip or anything. Well, she somehow kept getting on YouTube and I couldn't figure out how in the world. Did she keep getting on YouTube? It's not on the iPad, it's blocked. How is she getting on there? The 1 day I asked her, I was like, can you? Can you show Daddy how you're getting on YouTube please? And she's like, yeah, I'll show you. She was all excited. Apparently if she tapped on the kids add and then hit info, it would pull up the actual video of the ad on YouTube and then she could just type in the search bar and watch whatever she wanted from that point.

What up junkies? Here's my impersonation of Shawn Watson this week. Monday. Sea Lane. There's a snake in the studio. Tuesday. See Elaine, I haven't found that snake. Wednesday. I think that snake has cursed me. Thursday.

I want to hear about the view being okay with eating people. Please bring that up today. That is a crazy take that they are trying to normalize murder and eating people everywhere from Lindsay, Clancy to The View. Insane upside down World, we're living in.

Hi, junkies. I got a rate. My blank for you guys. This is probably my first dispatch, I think. Uh, but I'm going to do the crunk from Emperor's New Groove. Uh, here we go. The poison chosen is actually to kill Goose goes poison. Um yeah you know. Thanks guys.

Hey guys, it's just Json here. I'm a little disappointed. That Sean didn't like my Charlie Chaplain impersonation the other day. I mean, what other impersonations have you gotten that have been 100% accurate? I feel like it's been the, the most correct 1. So, I didn't know if you guys would. Let me give it another shot here. I want to do an impersonation of Sean Watson's, Circa 2013. Hey everybody, it's Sean Watson coming to you from Real Radio 10491. You're listening to the News Junkie. Y'all want to see my piranha collection?

My first imitation was uh Sean snake under the desk. That was a joke. Here's the real 1 guitar Slinger's version of a small annoying dog.

Hey Sean, it's me. Frankie MacDonald just reporting in for the new weather report. Hurricane, Marco Polo coming for California. Watch out Sean.

so, here's my rate, my blank and my impression but I don't know if you know who it is, because well, he is on your show quite frequently, but Uh, I don't know if this is a good enough impression. But he does like to talk about Jennifer Lopez quite a bit.

What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about these uh, modern air guns. Um, I bought my son. This air pistol just kind of teach him. The fundamentals and help him to understand what the safety rules are when you have a real firearm. And I'll be the first 1 to say that this thing is the real deal man I wouldn't want to mess around with anybody, that's shooting that at me.