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Not adjusting your life to meet your higher income.
Hey junkies. This is Chris here. Uh 1 of the things that I learned earlier on that I believe is very, very helpful is whenever you get a new raise, or a new source of income that comes into your life. If you've been able to successfully budget without it, then take that extra money and put it directly towards the principal on your mortgage if you happen to have a mortgage. That can cut off so much time, so much money and interest, and it'll save you way more than what you're putting in. Um, my wife and I are going to be able to save around 240,000 And 23 years of mortgage payments just based off of that extra principal.

My new adopted Swilly brother
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So my dad for his birthday last month. His little girly friend. Got him a half day charter boat thing out in Titusville and I'm lucky enough to go with him. I've never been. So that's going to be an interesting, uh, Adventure, but as I'm talking to my dad about it last night, he goes, man, it'd be really fun if silly could come with us. So now, my dad has paid for a swirly ticket and he's going to be joining us this Sunday on the charter boat. And I just think it's so funny because even my dad has mentioned, that silly is the best guy that I've brought home. And uh, it's not even like that. He's just like my bestest bud and apparently my dad's best this, but so, but I want to say hi. Have a good day, guys. Bye.

THE ROACH KING IS 100% RIGHT
What's up junkies? I'm just going to say it. Now, the roach King is right. He's been right. He will say he's right, he knows he's right and he is right. You can't argue it the roach King. Is where he is because he has been, right? All right. As much as they want to call him a bigot. Homophobe racist. All the names. The roach King is the roach King. He's a multi-millionaire while he stays in his roaches. His friends are his roaches. And as somebody that watches his content, I am 1 of those roaches that are part of this community and I am proud of it. I support the man. He may have 1 or 2 bad takes but not majority of its, all right. Roach King.

Subs
A word up Johnson. Oh man! I'm I'm pretty messed up, man. I'm speaking with bowling last night and I messed up. Oh, goodness gracious. Uh, I stole the bowling tree, but, uh, whatever. How do you, uh, subscribe to these freaking, uh, You know would be a part of the thing. Talk about it. I don't. I don't, I want to I I don't know how to I want to show some gift stuff to some people, especially if you're lit. And next thing I know, I looked in my bank account I spend 1005 Fuck your name, so. So we I gotta re record. I don't know. Whatever. I don't care.

Forgot about it
Hello. So he's saying rate your voice. I'd be like I'm listening to the, The Secret show, man. And uh it's so beautiful because when they go to commercial breaks, it's amazing. Because you can listen to these stupid shows man. You get to speak in here. You delve in the the real life of this guy. I know it's the end of the world, man, forget about it. just uh, Just whatever, man. Forget about it. Mrs. Brown

Wiggle
Business show live, man, and God. And, uh, stealing mentioned the woman doing the poop thing. You guys need the stuff that morning because that was extremely gross. post some, uh, videos of, uh, To. I I couldn't watch it, it's just So bad. First first dispatch, by the way, 130 seconds. Bye, bye. Uh, uh, they they would the oil.

Sending it
1 more thing to say uh, man. All these Rockets going up. Where do they go? Where do these satellites? Killing me, man. We fighting maybe they're alien stuff. Very nice. We had their technology. We had Area 51, man. speaking in April, who knows, man, I'm under 30 seconds I believe because I hate when Sean says the heat, he hates it when you're over 30 seconds because I crushed it. And I did show up. Oh, never mind. I'll send it.

Under 30 seconds
First time caller. Dispatch love this gift. She gave the spacecraft man. Freaking aliens out there. They're probably trying. They're probably battling aliens. I don't know forget about. Sean. Sean d. Forget about it. Just forget about. All right. This thing is never going to take off. That's what I thought. Of Goose, goose. With a little pop of this. I don't know, 13 seconds.

Under 30 seconds
What's up? Oh my God. Uh, the way the freaking launch went off. Uh, usually the vibrate my windows, but my balls back was freaking on here. Whatever it. Uh, they freaking vibrate as well. So you can aim it and keep up with the word. Love the show with Google. I'm on the 30 seconds.

Nothing
To all the. Listeners. Um, all due respect to any of the uh Sports guy on on a Monday. Just just to let you know, just to recap on a Sunday because it's football, man, I understand that. Trying to get. All right, I don't know what I'm saying so I'm gonna send it anyways. I don't care. Hi. Beautiful. Thank you. All right. Bye bye. PDR.