I was hooking up with this chicken high school. We were in my car. She had a really dry mouth, it just like making out with a dry sock. uh, I wasn't feeling it asked her to get out of my car, you know, she wouldn't leave, she kept arguing so I said, if you don't get out of my car, I'm going to pee on yours. So I got out peed on her car. As I'm peeing, she gets out and starts yelling. I mean, I jump back in my car and take off. She calls me on my way home, calling me all sorts of names and then tells me Matt. I have cancer. So, I didn't know what to say. I just hung up and never talked to her again. I did end up end up, reaching out to her and apologizing a few years later, but still felt like crap.
You know what's not local to Charleston? Is that guy. And you know what people who are local and from Charleston hate. Northerners from New Jersey. I eat that guy coming down to Charleston and claiming their local. I know this because I lived in Charleston and whenever people found out that I'm not from Charleston, they would give me the assadi. But then I told them I was from Florida and they said, okay, you get a pass because you're not from New Jersey, New York or even Ohio. God, they hate Ohio, people more than anything else. Um but yeah, that guy and his Charleston local business, not going to work out, at least not there.
What up junkies? Sean Watson, look. You look good. As a woman. I'm telling you. You already had the boobs now. You got the wig. You look, you look just like a lady. You look so much like a lady. If you touch my golf clothes, I would push you down. Have a good weekend.
So I when you started saying about how Trump was signing a space thing, it kind of took me back because I thought for sure you were going to report that he was signing a thing to rename space space America. And, you know, the second sheet would have obviously been Moon America and galaxies America and universe America and any other brof Lake. Douchebag thing, he can come up with but God damn, don't play this out loud over the air because if he catches wind of it, next thing, you know, 6 dongs, deep.
Hey, news junkies I think this lady that killed her kids. May have had a mental illness. Probably had a mental illness. but if it was myself and I had killed my children, I would want myself to be put away. I wouldn't feel that I had the right to walk amongst everybody else in this world when my children are Dead. So I have no sympathy for her. I think she's guilty.
