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My wife’s grandmother was a restaurant clepto
Okay, junkies this is uh a topic that I can uh attribute to. So when I got what my wife and then we were together for a few years, we went to Boston to meet her family and she says I got to warn you, my grandmother. When we go to the breakfast restaurant she'll take that entire little Carousel of jellies and stuff and she she likes to take all that stuff. And I'm like, oh okay yeah I'm thinking she'll take a few. I will be damned if we went to that breakfast. There were 15 of us at the table and she unapologetically picked the whole Carousel up and dumped it upside down in her. Purse took all of the, the creamers, everything that was extra on this table took every last bit of it Unapologetic, it just clearly and nobody said a darn thing. I just looked at my wife and all I was like, but anyways, y'all have a good day later.

Back on the plane song sounds like weird Al
Hey news junkies is just want to point it out that this song Back On A Plane. Is this done by weird owl or something? I love it but that's what it sounds like to me weird owl.

The white pickup truck might be a copycat crime.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that, um the story about the white pickup truck. I swear that that was an episode of Yellowstone, and they had that um that that killer Indian guy like he uh they set a trap for him and got him anyhow.

Toilet car
They said, Dave Matthews already pre-ordered 1 of those cars with a toilet in it. Look at how Chicago.

Rib cage surgery
Hey, junkies podcast listener here. So, on the subject of the ribs, my mother about twenty years ago, got 1 of her, ribs removed And it was for basically the same thing cuz I think when you change the shape of your rib cage, all the fat and the muscles and everything else, it forms differently so that way your waistline goes in and your hips go out so you have that Jessica Rabbit Betty. Boop look, which is definitely like a look that Latino women want but I think that's what is going for. I think whatever this guy is doing now, maybe it's just different because you said something about a needle, but my mother had it just completely removed. It was like the lower ribs.

That hooker lady
What's going on News Junkie crew. So in my mind I'm picturing the hooker lady. On an uninhabited Island that she washed up on. Similar to Tom Hanks and Castaway. And now, she's just trying to survive in the wild all alone.

Can we get sabona in for a day?
Happy Monday News, Junkie crew. Hey, what's the chances? I get because of contract stuff. Sabrina cannot come in. But, uh, What if we brought in Sabrina for a day?

Robots
I think them robots, they have made from China, they can do races and all that. I think they should have them every school. So that way, if somebody comes with a gun, they can send that robot out and shoot that person because that nothing's going to happen to that robot.


I was also at Hillstone's for a birthday dinner. I watched them light a candle as they walked by our table that I think was for your group. Did you notice the little floating dinner barge on the lake? I'd never seen something like that before.

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