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Shawn giving Curtis silwa vibes
Sean, you look more like the Curtis Silva guy. The guy that ran for the New York city mayor position last year. You're giving his Vibe right now. Have a good show, guys. Bye.

Souja Boy, Pokemon and Teachers
What up junkies happy weekend? Not sure if y'all heard, but Soulja Boy, is playing at a Pokemon convention. This weekend in Orlando. I personally cannot wait to haggle over cardboard. While kiss me through the phone is blaring behind me. Also quick. Shout out to all the teachers last day of the school year. Specifically to my wife. You kicked ass this year, super proud of you wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,

Concessions of a AV guy.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the, um, the cameras. Uh, there was a chapter of my life where I worked in luxury residential and I'm talking about like 50 plus million dollar condos in South Beach. Um, they had cameras everywhere and it always creeped me out because I was like oh man if I was partying in this house I wouldn't want anybody like watching what I'm doing and the bedroom or at the pool or whatever. I get it security security but ooh man, I'm sure there's some spicy videos.

There appears to be a pregnant man behind Trump during this press conference.

Your dad was nice. I told my son to punch him in the throat and kick their knee out
What's going on News? Junkie crew man, your dad was actually a pretty nice guy in all consideration. And I told my son, you got a bullied is bigger than you messing with you. Punch that man? Or a kid, whatever it is. Punch them right in the throat and then kick their knee out. Your dad is nice. Just punching in the nose. That's a, that's an easy way out, man. You got to go for the throat and kick out the knee.

Questions about the way the monster sign off
Hey, news druggies. Just wanted to ask a quick question. I don't know if you've answered it before, but I've been meaning to ask you guys. Does. Like the morning show. Like I listen to all the shows. Does the morning show like when they're signing off and they're like, stay tuned for such and such show, how come they always ignore and like skip over your show and and always promote the gym Culver show like, as if the News Junkie doesn't exist, I just found that really weird. Maybe you can answer for me, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Thoughts on AI Commencement speakers

Massie killed
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Hey, not Sabrina but Josh, most of the time so, You guys are talking about Massie and and all that today. Trump spent 35 million to make sure Massie wasn't back in there. Massie was chasing the Epstein files and wanted everything out there, but he also got to read them. So, how long until he is possibly assassinated? Uh, car accident, ran a red light, drunk stuper, whatever it may be. Before he speaks out of all the names that are in there. It's just a question. Yeah, Sean. Um, keep on doing your push-ups, but wiggle wiggle.

bezzo math game for nurses
Hey news junkies uh just talking about Bezos which kind of did the math real quick if we all want to play that game so there's about 5.2 million registered nurses in the United States. So assuming it's a thousand bucks a month on taxes. 12,000 a year. Bezos makes about 42 million dollars a day so if he just used his income for 2 days he could pay every RN in the United States taxes. if you just gave up 2 days worth of his income, he could pay all their taxes for us just saying,

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