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Keep those kids off a social media
What's up junkies? I think Banning kids from social media is probably the best idea that's ever been had in the past 5 years period. When we grew up you had a bully, you went home, you didn't have to deal with them period but having somebody bullying you in your home through a media platform. Is way too easy nowadays.

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Internet ban
do they have a description of what exactly a social media page or entity is because I feel like the next billion-dollar idea would be to come up with something that just stays right outside. The guidelines of being considered a social media platform. And boom, billions of dollars are made. just an idea, I'm too dumb to come up with it, so I'm sure someone someone else out there will

429 Car crash
What's up, junkies several years ago? I was on the 4295. And blew a tire lost control of the car. And the car did a 360 in the middle of the 429. I saw the traffic around me coming towards me because I was facing the opposite direction. Um, thankfully, I didn't hit No 1, No 1 hit me. I was able to steer the car off to the road, off the side of the road and hit the median. It bounced off the median, spun around and bounced off the median again and believe it or not. I was not wearing my seat belt. But um, that's some scary, scary stuff, man. I would never do that again. I don't know what I was thinking when I did it then out

Sabrina’s old person voice has ruined me.
Guys. Um, so I've discovered that my toxic trait, is that in my head? I think I can do the old person. Voices, Sabrina does at the same level that Sabrina does it? Um, I've never done a voice in my life and I have tried that old person Voice multiple times and I sound like a crazy person. Um, so yeah, it's a problem. I don't even realize I'm doing it sometimes. I'm just in my car, like it's awful, it's awful. And I really feel like I'm gonna get it 1 day and I don't really, I'm not, I, I accidentally did it in front of my teenage daughter, and she didn't talk to me for the rest of the day. Um, so yeah, that's that's a problem. Love you guys. Uh, it makes me laugh every time. Sabrina, keep doing it. Bye.

License plates covers an ignorance of the law
News Junkie snafu out of Georgia. Podcaster. Sorry, I'm behind. Uh, sorry for the audio dispatch but most of the time I get to do these, I'm actually in the car. So, the license plates? This has been a thing for a while. Um, yours sounds, a little more severe than any but the main thing is Sabrina said if the dealer puts it on and you don't know about it, is that a problem? Well it is because the the the law of the land is ignorance is no excuse for not knowing a law. So you even if somebody else puts it on, you should know the law and take it off. That's the basic rule of thumb uh about any law in any state. So that's my 2 cents. Thanks guys. I love the show. You guys kick ass. Enjoy your vacation. You deserve it.

Cruise ships
What's up, Junkies? Just dropped off a bike Sabrina. It was cool meeting you in person. First thing I always do when I'm attempting to book a cruise. Is asked. Do you have a board? So far I have not been successful. And being allowed to book a cruise. Oh, well guess I'll keep trying.

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The scrotum tubes will look for each other
Hey Sean. Yeah, those uh vast ainz are going to continue to try to. Find each other for the rest of your, uh, life. That's what the doctor told me when I went to get mine. That's why they, uh, they cut them. They burned the ends. They clamp them. Then they stuff them in different parts of your scrote so that they don't try to reattach to each other but they're going to try for the rest of your life. So the doctor said, there's always a chance. Those bad boys are going to heal up and you will no longer be shooting blanks. So uh, Live in fear.


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