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She ruined it for me
Hey guys, just heard the dispatch about you guys looking like the crew from tires. Um, I don't know that I've ever even seen like media shots of you guys or whatever. Definitely not Josh. Maybe not even ceiling, but that gal just ruined it for me. I was thinking Josh was super hottie and Dave is not good at all. Or Shane Gillis, or the guy who plays well for that matter. So I'm just going to keep picturing you guys how I want to picture you. So keep it up. Bye.

Near death experience
All right, near that experience. I was walking home 148 p.m. I dropped my girl off. I have my wireless house phone in my pocket because I forgot to leave it at home, but I'm glad I had it because a black car pulled up next to me creeping. Pulled the window down slowly and they flesh your gun at me. So, my only reaction was to pull out the house phone. It was black. They thought it was a gun. So they took off and punched on the corner and left me alone. I don't know what happened after that, but I'm glad I have the house phone.

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Good afternoon junkies. I was catching up on secret shows and it dawned on me that you three look a lot like the main characters in β€œtires” on Netflix. C lane is obviously Shane Gillis, but Shawn is the character Will, and Fowler is Dave. Love you guys Wobbledy dobbledy

Ai abuse, hot take
Hey, this is Scotty don't and we should probably avoid abusing AI in its infancy because it will grow up to be a Krista or other detraction from a happy healthy human life.

anthropic admits what now
Hey news, junkies Bland here so anthropic admits that they have within their power, the ability to control and monitor millions of people using their stuff so that they don't bully it. But they can't control what people do with creating child, pronography or anything horribly explicit like that. Interesting. But they somehow can control people bullying their stuff. Cool.

AI cruelty
You know, this rule against needless cruelty and abuse of AI systems. They wouldn't have to make such a rule. If the AI didn't keep making stupid mistakes. It's the only way they're going to learn.

AI rights
It's not AI writes. It's a way to take away your rights. You just said that if you are mean to it, then it will take away your right to Google search and use it. So it's it's they're going after our rights to say and do things online. Just because you're talking to a robot.

Bubble bois
Sean may be easy on broken bones. People, how are you going to paint with such a broad brush, bro. Like you could break a bone, many, many, many, many different ways. Maybe someone who hasn't broke a bone is just super inactive, immobile unathletic. Scared of risk. Sheltered Bubble, Boy style. You know what I mean? Let, let's look at it from that angle C.

Tendinitis trouble!
Hey, what's up, everybody? I do suffer from tendonitis. And oh my God, does it suck? every single night I lay in bed and just sit there and Oh my God, it draws me. Freaking crazy.

I guess I'm a mess?
When I raided my near-death experience just earlier, uh, I didn't mention the accident besides breaking my skull, and my spine, and my knee, I broke every rib on my left side, so I guess I've broken a lot of Bones so I guess I'm a mess hashan.