don't know if this counts as a dad joke, but What does someone who survived the Titanic and anyone who drives a Honda Civic have in common. They're both afraid of ice.
All right, we're going to try it 1 last time. Whenever you're riding by Cemetery, look at whoever. You're riding with points of cemetery and go, people are just dying to get in there.
I went to the doctor the other day. I was in the room next to Sean. I heard the doctor tell him. Don't eat anything fatty. and Sean said, you mean like fast food The doctor said no, don't eat anything fatty.
