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Cartman impression
Kitty's being in jail, yo. No kitty. Its magic and Pat pie. Damn, you car. Ski you guys. I'm going home.

My impression of Snooki…
Good afternoon junkies. Um, so I hear you guys are doing the impression thing. Um, I actually have an impression I wanted to give you guys my impression of Snookie. Anyways, have a great day, have a great afternoon.

My Impression of The Little Mermaid
Hey guys, this is my impression of the little mermaid when she got to be where the people are.

Donald duck impersonation
Hey y'all. You can't forget about Donald Duck.

Rate my impression of Eric Cartman singing Oh Holy Night
and it this is a Bradley sh it is a night of the dear savior's. It is the night with the Christmas tree and P. Jesus whispered, and so I get presents. Thank you. Jesus, the be There you go. You guys get the point. Expect my thought here.

Rate my impression: Steve Urkel
Hey y'all, this is my impersonation of Steve Urkel. Did I do?

Rate my blank, Eric Cartman
Hey guys, I'm seriously getting pissed off at all you guys for not picking me for a freeze on the street. God damn it. Somebody picked me this week, please.

Impersonation of a cat in heat
Here's my impersonation of a cat and Heat.

Jethro Sheeran Christmas album
Hi guys. This is my impression of Jethro. Sheeran's Christmas album.

Sandra Bulloch impression
This is my impression of Sandra Bullock watching something fall over. No, no no, no no. No, no no, no, no no.