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Real World Facts/Corrections
Okay, A little background on real world, Road Rules challenge. Um, Johnny Bananas, yes, started on Key West. Um, he did not date someone who eventually died of cancer. That was CT. Who was on real world Paris? Um, the Boston uh season was the 1 that uh was in the firehouse. And Ruthie was in real world Hawaii. I think that's all the corrections. I had loved your show. Have a great day.

Hi. Junkies in my early 30s. I made uh, the bad decision of standing on the back of a golf cart, just like this gentleman did, it's in the middle of the day. I was picking up my friends from their boat to go to a beach house for the weekend. Stone, cold sober, but I was wearing flip flops. My friend was driving at a normal Pace. No turns. Just straight ahead and off. I flew. I hit my head so hard, my friends could hear it and that's how they knew. I was no longer on the golf cart. In my case it was the stupid shoes wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Donald pope impression again
Hey guys, it's me. Donald Pope. I was elected to Pope. I changed my name to Donald Pope that way. You'd still recognize me. I be the best pop. I forget everybody. Everybody sends a forgiving. I give I give the best forgiveness. Everybody even that guy. Donald Trump up and give all of his sins. He's, he's the best guy ever. You you, you know, see Lane You're forgiven Sabrina, you'll forgive it. Not you, Sean, you're a dick. Bye. Bye. I am Donald Pope.

Poop watch 2025
Poop watch 2025, you know, it would be actually kind of funny if Trump did win because I, I don't know, how would he be the pope? Cuz that would be absolutely impossible for that. Douchebag to go the rest of his life without sexually assaulting somebody. So, yeah, that would be absolutely hilarious to see him as the pope because he would fail immediately well later,

Good afternoon, Junkies. 2 things on the John Elway story. Uh, the first 1 being they, Were on a private golf course, private property. I don't think the rules of the road apply on private property. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's the law. Uh, secondly. If that guy was standing on the back of the golf cart You're basically got your feet on a bar that goes across the back, which is like a bumper guard. and, Your hands are what's gripping the roof to hold you on. Sometimes you can put your arm on top of the roof. But that's really not a good way to hold on but I've done it before and you kind of lean back a little bit and hold on that way. If that guy, if it was cold and he lost his grip and fell straight back and hit his head, on the concrete, which is not a good way to hit your head. I mean, there's no real good way, but that's the, a really bad way. Um, Maybe that's what happened. I don't know, just my 2 cents. Anyways, don't keep up the funny. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Shawn, here’s my take about the John Elway story. I think there’s more
Afternoon News junkies. Hey Sean, I got a call BS. On this whole John Elway Story. The guy that just reported that you guys played uh calling him Johnny Bananas. No 1 is named Johnny Bananas. If anything, they would use his real name because his Hall of Fame quarterback. Johnny Bananas, sounds like a lame ass 1920s, gangster a gangster from Colorado, his name would be Johnny Bananas, some of the other stuff behind the story that we're just not hearing about, like he probably had was intoxicated, and that's what really happened. And there's afraid to mention it. Have a good 1 guys.

Reverse magnets
Hey there. Junkies, what is going on? I think I did game of magnets wrong yesterday, but I'm just roll with it. My brother came over to the house for dinner and I slapped the uh, gold magnet on the back of his car and I didn't tell him, and hopefully he leaves it on there for a while. Really cool to have more game of magnets out here in Claremont. Awesome, awesome. Okay, bye.

Handicap
Hey guys. Uh, this is your favorite friend. Uh, especially Sabrina's. Um, listen. We got guys, uh, where I work and you know where I work. And, uh, They have handicap stickers and they work better than me and you and um, I I I don't like it either. I don't like it either. Um, If you can't walk. Why you working? Have a good day. Bye bye.

Both sides of handicap issue
2 things on the handicapped spot deal. From the 1 side. If somebody, I don't know is walking up to my vehicle and starts giving me a rash and I'm going to say piss off rat bag. I don't have no desire to listen to your opinion. And number 2, if you're the guy walking up, it's none of your effing business, man. The state issued the plaque card. It's up to them to police and monitor it. Not you Mr. Citizen. So knock it off.

What about learning disabled people in the special Olympics?
Hey news junkies, happy Thursday. You know, the handicap thing. It's a lot like In the Special Olympics. When you have people who have learning disabilities, who are competing, you know, there are 100% physically just like everyone else, like, a real athlete, but there, but they have learning disability. So, they're in the Special Olympics. Which uh, doesn't seem right wiggle wiggle.

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