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Give Josh the virus but...
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well so I don't mind you guys giving Josh, the hunter virus or whatever. That's fine, but I just don't want it to affect Melissa. Melissa is the awesome person. You, we don't need to punish her for him. You know, let him just stay in, like, whatever there at the, at the office by himself. That's my opinion. Anyways, thanks, bye.

The answer is simple!
Yoki Chad's. Got a check in quickly on this cruise ship. Honda virus deal. Is the answer not right there in the whole problem. It's a cruise ship. Usually, when there's 1 of these spreading viruses or illnesses, you want everyone to quarantine where they're at, right? Park them up on a dock, set them up with a bunch of food and water and leave them on the damn boat and send some medical help on and off, as they need it. I don't understand. The answer is right there. And it's right in their face and they can't figure it out. Also, I think you asked about the gestation period for this thing, I think I heard it reported elsewhere that this was like a cruise for like older people and it was a lot longer term. It's not just like a 3 5 7 day cruise. I think this thing was out there for months over around Europe and, uh, and Spain as you mentioned, the Catalan Islands. Sean, but yeah. Um, why don't they just quarantine them on the ship? I don't know. Tip your Claustrophobia captains.

The Dilapidated House
Hey news, junkies. So as a realtor, The dilapidated house doesn't sound plausible, the ownership of an old doctor, whatever more likely somebody who's elderly or their heirs, that don't know. It's there the um, County records are easily accessible. You can just look up the property by the name of the owner. If you have that, or by the address period, you can also call code enforcement and they'll get to the bottom of it, but just sounds like a mess that Can easily be fixed period. It's possible. It's a foreclosure or that. Nobody knows. It's there. Might be a good investment. give me a call if you want some more real estate information,

Karen's aren't all wrong hear me out

We have been dealing with the same squatters for decades out here in the Ocala National Forest. They get removed from one property and they squat on another. This one compound has 12 plus people including children

Maybe an HOA?
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that dilapidated house. I hate to say it because it goes against the fabric of my being that we should have HOAs. But that's a good case study for like why you would need somebody to kind of regulate your neighborhood.

Trump's version of penis man
There's this guy he's running around with his penis out in the window. He's scaring the neighbors. He's shaking his penis everywhere. Some find it very very very disturbing. He's scaring the cats, he's scaring the dogs, he's offending the old, ladies in the neighborhood, who just trying to play Bingo and have a good night.

Pirate Maarkeith Lloyd ! Nice C-Lane
Haha, what's going down junkies, Sean, you're talking about Marquee Lloyd and uh going on with your rant about this stuff and people with their crazy thoughts and saline is just out there throwing bombs. I mean gold, absolute gold, with the Marquee Lloyd Little Pirate guy, Oh, I don't know how that doesn't derail you but I'm impressed man. That sounds fantastic Bravo man.

Wifey didn't realize how much trucks cost nowadays
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So I'm getting ready to retire my work truck. It's a 2002 Silverado with 53,000 miles on it, and the engine is actively dying. So it's time to put it out to pasture. Um, got a good deal. Worked out on a used truck. Quickly realized my $30,000 was going to be a good deal and gave me the green light to go ahead and spend the money.

Rather have my S***box truck paid off than a new one with payments!
Morning News, Junkie crew perogi here, uh, listening to yesterday's episode. You guys were talking about how expensive vehicles are, and that just confirms to me that, I'm keeping this little s box of a truck, um, that I have paid off. Paints chipping. I got roll up, Windows, AC is just fine blows cold. Um, I got an amfm radio with 6 presets, and you know what? Um, till the wheels fall off, baby. Everything's mechanical in this thing, and I'm driving it to the ground because, hey, I don't have a vehicle payment. Um, anyways, hope you guys have a fantastic day. Eat a perogi and all the Wiggles, all the pops.

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