Good afternoon. Junkies wanted to tell you about a time that I almost got in a fight with Master P. So, I'm at Disney Quest with a group of college students. I'm standing in the group sales line been there about 30, 40 minutes. It's the middle of the summer. We're all miserable ready to get inside and I'm next some dude jumps in line right in front of me and I'm like, what the heck? So I tap him on the shoulder. I said excuse me sir, the line is actually back there. He said no, it's all right dog. It's all right. I said well no, we've been waiting in line a long time. Um you know, the lines back there. And, uh, suddenly as if there was a solar eclipse, this gigantic shadow cast Over Me. I turn around to see the largest tree of a man I've ever seen. He's in about 66 350 pounds, and he's snapping a wet towel behind his head. Look over at my students and they're all doing the cross. The next sign saying stop stop, stop stop. So I step aside, let him do his thing. Turns out. It was Master P. He was there with his son and his Entourage and wanted to spend the day at Disney

Sorry about sounding like an 80 year, old woman in that last dispatch. But nothing. Is more frustrating. Than someone that doesn't know how to set out a bowl. Dry kibble. Long time. First time. Love all of you. Have a great weekend, bye.

Good afternoon. Junkies ex swimmer here. So my story is I was growing up in Chicago, I was working at the eastbank club in downtown Chicago in the 90s. Playing basketball 1 day off. The elevator walks out a bunch of guys, 1 of the guys happens to be Michael Jordan. They picked teams, he picked me. The tall guy to be on his team. We were driving down the court, 1 time. I had a no look pass to him, he went up and dunked. He walked by me slapped, my hand and said, nice pass. I looked at my friends and said I'm never watching this hand again. Wiggle Wiggle, all the pops.

I have a couple of these pet Libro automatic feeders, and I also have a personalized recording every morning at 6:00 a.m. a little bell goes Ding. And then a recording says time to eat pussy. Time to eat. Pussy time to eat. Pussy time to eat pussy. It's great every morning. It's like a cuckoo clock.

This is why Rover exists. I'm a Rover representative. Not the car, Sean, but the app. and just to stop by once or twice, Makes cat owners and dog owners. Relax.

All right, I have 3 quick stories. I grew up in Santa Barbara and many famous people lived there. I was walking through Nordstrom department store and coming the opposite direction. With somebody holding 2 dogs, Afghan hounds and tall, dogs with long hair. I looked at the dogs and then I looked at the person holding the dogs, and it was lived. Tyler, we locked eyes. She lifted her nose and turned her head away. About 1982, I worked in a deli store and Pete, Townson came in with Joe Walsh and Davy Jones of the Monkees. I grabbed an index card and he signed it. And all during this time, Joe and Davey were giving me the stink eye. Lastly, I did a paper route with Kathy Ireland. Wiggle my pickle.

I just want to, uh, input my celebrity encounter back in. The mid 80s 1980s. I was working out at a gym back in Reno, Nevada. And uh encountered none other than Clint e split. He was there filming pink Cadillac with bernardette Peters. Funny thing is Haha is I approached him and I said, excuse me. Are you who I think I am? And as its extended his hand he said, I don't know. Who do you think you are? And I said no, no. Damn it. Hashtag. Bring back Sabrina.

Hey guys. So over the years, I've met a handful of Red Sox, Bruins Patriots and Celtics players. I know a couple Grammy winners. 1 being, Marty wall. Another 1 being my niece's husband, Dan Muller of the band Wilder run and I used to have drinks with Susan Tedeschi. I've been like 5 feet away from President Clinton and the early 90s at 1 time but none of that compares or even, you know, I guess my dad wins because at 1 time he took a p at an airport. Next to John Denver so he wins later.

Good afternoon. Junkies working out at Disney in 1981. They were filming for the 10th anniversary of the Magic Kingdom. I got to meet quite a few people celebrities, but the 1 that stands out was while walking towards the marina. The Contemporary I saw this guy with a trifold piece of aluminum that looked like, underneath his chin sitting out in the sun, as I walked by I looked and realized, Good afternoon, Mr. Van Dyke. Sure. Enough Dick Van Dyke first time I'd ever seen someone with a trifold. But talk to him for about. Maybe. 5 minutes nicest guy you'd ever come across. Hey, y'all have a great day.