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E Lake Av Winter Springs
Hey Sean, you need to go down Lake Avenue. In Winter Springs. Castlebury area. it's a very curvy Road and where the turns are they've added little tease and lines on the road. That are supposed to visually make you feel like you're going faster than you are and theoretically you will slow down in the curve. Trying to keep the kids from piling up into the trees in the middle of the road.

Speed bumps
Hey guys, just wanted to uh comment on the crazy squiggly lines and the speed bumps you guys keep on bringing up. I can't remember for sure where you said that uh, those roads were but if it's anywhere where it snows speed bumps are a major pain in the butt. Um, they're very rare to find in places where there's a lot of plows going on and stuff like that. So kind of seems like that might be why they didn't go to the speed bumps, but uh, I don't know.


Raise the mound to give pitchers a chance
Hey, news crew. Um, you know, with these bats. I mean, sure, they're to MLB specifications and there's nothing illegal about them. What they should do, then is raise the mound, raise the pitcher's mound to help, give the pitchers either equal footing or even give them a slight Edge. You know, to counter the bats. I need to be an easy solution. Easy fix. I mean, the mountain used to be higher back in the olden days of the 40s 50s and 60s but then pitchers were so dominant. That's why the mound was lowered to where it is now. So, you know, just get the pictures a chance wiggle wiggle.

Elon’s baby mama drama
Hey, happy Tuesday, news. Junkies did any of you see, uh, Elon musk's tweet saying that he was sending money to Ashley St. Clair, uh, the woman who said that she had his baby on uh X. He said he was sending her. Husband dollars a year and he's already sent her 2 and a half million dollars. But also he said he doesn't know if the kid is his or not. And if it really doesn't matter to him, that much, where do I sign up? Do I need to Do I need to say that? I got impregnated by Elon Musk in order to get that money too wiggle, wiggle pop, pop, pop.

I am a really kind person
Okay, I'm sorry. I mean, if I was at that press conference and Trump Said that someone said he was a really kind person. I would have been kicked out in a heartbeat because I would have cackled. So freaking loud. Just because someone calling him a kind person when he's possibly the biggest bully in the world is quite hilarious. People are freaking idiots later.



April fools best ever
Can you use genius? I got a great 1 for you Sabrina. Snapping pops under the toilet seat. Best prank ever.

Good morning, junkies. This is Megan from Casselberry and I just wanted to say happy April Fool's Day, Happy, share the show Tuesday and happy 46th wedding anniversary to my mom and dad. Hope you guys have a great day and I love listening to you.

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