I'm an electrician, I was in a customer's house, a very religious family, I could tell by all the crosses and stuff. They wanted custum light fixtures, I said, "let's look some up." I pulled out my phone, hit the Google button and, porn, mid video, volume up. I'm not a volume up guy! How did that happen? I could not get it to stop for what seemed like forever! I stayed eyes locked on the phone, finally got it to stop. Looked up some lights and said, "how about these?" They didn't hire me.

Hey John, what's happening? It's probably loud because I'm on I4. My bad. Um Hey, I'm against the flock cameras for the most part but I think they would get a better. App if there was a better job about talking, um, to the public about the good that they're doing. I mean, if these police departments were out there, sharing numbers on numbers of the bad guys that they're catching. Then I think people might be like, all right. Yeah you're actually looking at at at stats for why they're good. I mean, yeah, you're always going to have the, you know, Not great cops who are using them for other purposes. But if the good outweigh the bad, then I think more people would come around to them, but I'm not hearing any numbers about. The real bad guys that they're catching or the crimes that they're stopping, I'm sure it's happening. But they need to do a better job promoting it, and there probably needs to be a lot more of that. um, to make it worth, what you're giving up in your um, Freedom. So anyways, see

Afternoon fellas. Yeah my most embarrassing moment. I was on a date middle of the date. I got an upset stomach. Went to use the bathroom. Uh, was wearing a pair of overalls and didn't realize the back of the bib was down in the toilet bowl. After I completed doing my number 2, uh, in the state of panic, I used the bathroom sink to wash off as much as possible. Went back to the table, put on my hoodie. Real quick, went to give her a hug, goodbye, made up an excuse. I had to go. Visit my grandmother in the hospital when she gave me a hug. Her arms instantly got wet, and the smell wafted up through my hoodie. She immediately let go uh, in in a state of panic and disdain and walked out the door. Yeah, it was horrible. Yay.

Hey guys, here's my story. So, back in 1990, I was getting married, just 18 years old and my wife and I are there at the wedding, and it came time for the father, daughter dance. So, my wife and her dad were out there dancing away. I grabbed my mother-in-law, said, come on, let's go, join them. So we're dancing and then I look and I noticed, people are kind of pointing and looking kind of laughing at us. And I didn't know what was going on or whatever. And then a little bit after that, I look over and there's my wife and her dad, they stopped dancing. And they're both staring at us and I'm still trying to figure out. I didn't realize that my hand was squarely, right on my mother-in-law's butt and it wasn't just on there. It was, as I was almost picking a wedgie out of her. Well, that's my story. We're still married, though. 36 years later. Later later guys.

Here is a “rate my…” entry: my wife and I went to an outdoor outlet mall for a food and wine event and had a great time. When we got home I changed out of my white shorts to find at some point I had sat on something chocolate, right in the center of my butt. I walked around all day looking like i crapped in my shorts. I met several friends there that probably got pictures. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. [Wilhelm Scream]

Hey, he's drinking. My embarrassing story is, I went to my doctor's office. The yearly checkup. and, You know, you got to write down all the information, what you're allergic to and this and that your history. Well, I'm allergic to penicillin. But, uh, what I wrote down was salmonella, and I think or whatever. So confident, give it to the doctor, I go in everybody looked at the chart and nobody said anything. So I went home later that day. I told the wife this and that I was like, yeah, I put down my salmonella. I'm allergic to. She's like, what? And my wife's a nurse and she starts laughing and she's like, you got to go back and have them change that. I was like, no, no, it's embarrassing, whatever. They'll figure it out. She's like, no, you got to go back. So I end up going back. The next day, told the girls at the front counter, they started laughing, they go in the back, they're sharing the shark. Around there. Laughing like well, we're We hope you're allergic to raw chicken. So that was pretty embarrassing and the thing is I'm 45 years old.

Hey, junkies from my embarrassing story. When I was about 14, we were playing Manhunt and our neighborhood. I was being chased by 2 kids on the other team. There was this church, that was in our neighborhood. Well, I started running towards that church. I had a chain link fence. So to get away. I started to climb that chain fence, but it had the little pointy ends at the top. It wasn't like, rounded off at the bar. When I tried to flip my leg over my pant, leg got caught on top of 1 of those pointed edges. And then I fell, and I was hanging from my jeans and I had ripped, the big old hole and was like, halfway down my, my leg. So my butt was hanging out, my front parts were hanging out and then they started calling the other kids to come and laugh at me for a little bit. But so, that's a story that we tell, even until this day

Hey News, Junkie. This is so annoyed. Here is my most embarrassing moment. Years ago, I went to a pimps and hose party for Halloween and I dressed as a dominatrix with a black catsuit from neck to ankle and heels with a whip. well, partway through the party, the seam busted from the lower back down around to my price. Because nobody told me that I should powder down before putting 1 of those suits on. The good news is I had underwear on the bad news, is they were white so you could see them quite well. A good friend of mine saved the day. She had a feather boa wrapped it around my waist and hung the tail feathers down my back, and we partied on Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

What up junkies? Hey about 10 years ago. Me and my daughter and my wife were at Walgreens cashing out. I handed out my card he gave me the receipt, he said have a good day. I wanted to say you too, dude. But my mouth wanted to say YouTube, Buddy. And they came out the same time. And I looked at this 6 foot, 5, 250 pound, black man with dreadlocks and said YouTube, boo. I called him. Boo in front of my 16 year old daughter. I called a grown ass man. Boo. And he said he just said, what? And I didn't know what to say. So I said Germany I didn't even I just made a noise that was my response to this man after calling him boo. So We shop at CVS now. Later.

The whole purpose of the First Amendment and the right to record things in public. That's for us. We the people we are not in a dictatorship, country them having flock cameras, everywhere, recording us all the time. In my opinion is the straight violation of our fourth amendment. They're seizing our information, our identity,