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Eclearasessmont
So I definitely wanted to laugh at the spelling bee compared to other challenges in life, but bro, that is hard to do, man. That's hard stuff. Eclair says, I forget the whole Clara says, malt French bag gets and whatnot. You could have stopped at eclair for me and been good, you know what I'm saying? My daughter can hit the ball over the fence double triple off a lefty or righty. She can lay a bunt steal a base, do whatever it may be, I don't know if she could spell eclair s.

Happy Friday News Junkie! E-Bikes and scooters are all fine and dandy, But I'll be first in line to drop a deposit on this bad boy. (Link has a video) https://www.advrider.com/apparently-the-kawasaki-horse-will-become-a-reality-you-can-buy/

Bird v windshield
What's up junkies? I just showed the video of the bird crashing through the windshield to my mom, and she just responded back with that guy. Seems unflappable. The best punt I've heard.

Subs
Hey junkies so it's so funny. You said that lady emailed you cuz I was talking to my girlfriend a couple days ago and we were talking about uh Jersey Mike's. And you know they opened a Jersey Mike's up by us whatever. And she goes, oh yeah, the News Junkie was talking about. Uh, go to the website and get get the subs and she's like, maybe I can get a Jersey, Mike stuff. I've never had 1 and I said, no, they're not Subs, he's talking about subscriptions to the secret show. It had me dying. And now someone says, they thought the same thing. I thought it was only her, but that's hilarious. Guys, love the show and stick it to the suit. Screw them, guys, man, you all rock later.


A hundred sprays of cologne
Hey news, junkies it's Mike. I'm an Uber driver. and, People. So strong cologne perfume. It makes me dizzy. It's terrible. I want to throw up. I got to air out my vehicle after they leave. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Driving to Memphis for a doctor's appointment, this sign in Jackson TN always makes me think of CLane.

Kid & Neighbor did nothing wrong
Oh, come on, man. Um, that's how I grew up. We bugged and asked our neighbors for everything. We were neighborly, we asked to, to jump in their pools to grab oranges off their trees. We took care of each other. Um, perfect example of how I grew up um that scene from Sandlot on the 4th of July when everybody came together and barbecued and and and celebrated together, that's how I grew up man. I guess if some people they forgot how to uh to go back to that, that community that, that small community, that took care of each other. And, uh, just to be neighborly, man. It's I don't know, the kid did nothing wrong in the neighborhood. Did nothing wrong hippie out.


Kids knocking on doors
Hey junkies. So my son started, his own little car wash business this year. As he was leaving school, he would stop at people's houses and knock on the doors. See if they were interested in getting their car washes for like 20 bucks, he'd bring the soap, the sponges all the good stuff just needed a hose with some water to get it done. And he's actually done fairly well so far, the other day, he was leaving school and him, and his friends were trying to drum up some business for next week. And the gentleman was very polite at the house that he didn't need his services. So my son said, okay, thank you. God bless and have a great day. The gentleman turn around and gave him 15 bucks, just for being so polite. Hope you all have a great day.