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Name correction from dispatch 😅
After reading, through my dispatch transcription, I didn't even catch. I said, well, Arnett is, will our test, the famous, basketball player, met, a world, peace, whatever. Still a crazy. Crazy sight. All right, peace.

Home based AI
It's what I've been saying it happened in the music industry. It used to have to have a giant recording facility and tons of equipment to record album quality stuff. Now you can do it in your garage in your home, same thing's going to happen. On AI. You can already run. Large language model programs on your desktop. If you have a big enough, hard drive, a small programs but you can do it. So it's coming.

My “Rate my Celebrity experience” story
Suck junkies. So when I was 21 years old, I was in Las Vegas and I went to an EDM nightclub show by myself ended up meeting and befriending some guys that worked for the LA Lakers and they told me that some of the basketball players are going to be joining them later that night. They invited me to hang out at their VIP section at their table with them for the evening. And then, the basketball players came in. I didn't really know any of the basketball players, but whatever. So 1 of the basketball players met a world peace, also known as Will Arnett uh, he deemed me and 1 of the other gentlemen, his quote, unquote white boys, for the night. We parted we danced, we drank we hung out all evening. And at the very end of the night, he invited all of us to go back up to his Penthouse to keep the party going. When I walked in, I saw 10 of the most, beautiful women I've ever seen and the other Laker guy told me we need The hell out of there. If I didn't want to spend thousand dollars an hour for the women, Metta World, Peace, understood. He bought me a private Town Car to take me from the wind Hotel, back to the gold nugget and it was the craziest night of my life.

Hannah storm and Joe buck should commarte super bowl 61

Hank Williams Jr must be unfire from espn

Guinness problems = our future and we’ll trigger the zombie apocalypse
Oh my God, these people that are saying it's totally fine to steal, whatever you want. Are the same people who are part of the movement to Disassociate themselves from their parents and grandparents so they won't have to financially take care of them in their Futures dot dot dot. Look that 1 up. It's disgusting but happening to almost everyone. I know who is a parent of 30-somethings fuck.

Gloves & Knives
Hey news, John 8. So I've used uh shock knives for training, and those run in like the thousands of um volts but it's at very low amperage. So I would imagine those gloves are just like pain compliance or something like that. Anyways uh later

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I Saw Bert Kreisher at Wet 'n Wild Orlando when he was filming his Travel Channel Tv Show "Bert the Conqueror". It was after a full day of filming and he was sitting alone with a bucket of bud lights and his social battery was depleted by then. I went over to return to him a Long Sleeve Swim Shirt that he left by the wave pool and said a simple "enjoy your work". He said thanks in a grudgingly way and continued drinking his bud lights. So not the best meet your hero moment.