Good day, junkies rate. My divorce been happily divorced for 8 and a half years. My ex-wife did not think things through when she filed for divorce. Uh, the original reason, why is that she didn't want to have to pay me alimony once she got out of nurse practitioner School. However, over the years I got the correct answer is that she was cheating on me with a guy at work. He gave her an ultimatum. She did not act fast enough. He was in a relationship with by the time we were divorced. Um, she did not plan it out because she went from a day shift, to a mid shift. Meaning, I would have to come and stay the night at our marital house on days that she worked because she did not get home until midnight. So that was very weird and the fact that uh, she was trying to also recruit my friends and that's how I found out. She was actually cheating on me before we got divorced. Is because they told me the reason why she was divorcing me is that she was having an affair. I didn't find out until my friends told me. But uh she finally told me here.

Hey guys, happy day. So you're telling me I got to wait 4 more. Damn years for AI to wipe us out. Get smarter AI, come on.

Hey there. Junkies what's going on? I'm at work. So sorry, it's loud in the background but I have a breakup story for you. Um, I was with this guy, I wasn't like my late teens and He, he always seemed like a player, and I didn't really understand what that was, and I end up finding Asian, uh, butt porn on his TV, his TV, not even his computer, and he tried to blame it on me of why he had to watch that. And that was the biggest lie ever. And, uh, yeah, broke up with him and I know that he is still around being a sex addict cuz he still tries to get him my DMs, and it's the funniest thing. OMG, but yep, that's my story. Okay, bye.

Hey, check it. When I was about 19 and in the Army I was running the streets and acting crazy. I was dating this wicked girl and I didn't believe in any of that stuff. But 1 day when I got home, she had no lights on about a 100 candles. Lit all over the house and she was laying in bed. Reading her spell book. And when she looked at me, she's like the Great Goddess tells me that you've been in darkness all weekend. Looks like it took everything within me. Not to Put A Spell On You. And even though I didn't believe in anything that's stuff, I did not get 1, second of sleep that night. So the very next day when she went to work, I grabbed all of my stuff and I left without saying anything.

News, junkies, SNAP food podcaster out of Georgia. I'm trying to do this as quickly as possible, so I woke up married in Vegas, it lasted 5 years of absolute crazy in town. So, finally, I leave, she had gotten me sober. That's why I stuck around so long, and I felt like I owed her something, but just could not take it anymore. So, I leave. She is calling 200 times a day text messages, the whole 9 yards. I call her dad, who I'm pretty friendly with still at this point and say, listen, I don't want to get her fired, but I'm going to have to get a restraining order. We hang up the phone. He tells her to go get a restraining order against me first. So she does by telling them I said, I'm going to kill her. We get in front of the judge. The whole thing is going down. She's acting crazy like normal and the judge looks at me and says Doug, I'm granting. The restraining order against you because after spending 10 minutes, I believe you want to kill her and it was just fantastic. I never heard the anything greater than that. Come out of a judge's mouth. Thanks.

Sean, I totally agree with you on the young ladies post about, um, you know, I I I think she put it eloquently enough to, uh, let the dude know that he was wrong. But, you know, for her not to come off looking like a bitch because I think she's 100% right and she probably knows and I don't know if it was like if it was an observer of the post or if it was the girlfriend of the dude. But um if it was the girlfriend of the dude, then she knows that she's dating a bro, like douchebag. He probably has a broccoli haircut drives a freakin douche Dozer truck and she knows the deal. You know, he's not been taught how to treat a woman and she's trying her best to nudge him in that way, um, but if it was just a casual Observer, you know, keep nudging, keep nudging these broccoli, headed, bro, flakes, into treating women better, you know, it's it's the only way that anything is going to change.

I tell you what, junkies, I'll be turning them old people in as fast as ice on brown rice. You know what I'm saying? They're a menace out here in these streets. I know you see them moving around in cars, I don't say driving cuz they're not driving. They are existing in vehicles that are moving with their mouths hanging. Open eyes staring blankly forward as they drive, 20 miles below the speed limit. If we're not going to make these people, re-certified, at least, let us get some eyes and ears on them. You know what I'm saying, soup.

My girlfriend dumped me after high school, then I found out she’d been cheating with a singer who wrote a song about it. Meanwhile, I’d been emailing a German named Meeka who I thought was a guy. Turns out she was a beautiful girl who liked me, so I flew to Europe to find her. After getting lost across the continent, I finally tracked her down in Rome, accidentally caused chaos at the Vatican, and we hooked up in a confessional. Best breakup ever. Yuckers didn’t know, Yuckers didn’t know.

Happy Tuesday News. Junkie crew. Concrete. Mike. Sorry if this is going to be some weird pauses in this dispatch, I have hiccups that have not gone away since yesterday. Um, My first, my first kid's mom was cheating on me. I found out about it. and, Planned my time to leave her. And the house we lived in. And I did it on Mother's Day. I woke her up in the morning. Told her what was going on and what I found out about. Had my brother and a friend show up with their trucks, couple trailers. loaded up everything I had and moved out by 10:00 a.m. And I've never talked to her since.

Hey guys, this is my rate. My blank. I'm not sure if this counts because it didn't happen to me. It's my daughter. So I've never been on a plane before and she doesn't Seattle her and her boyfriend, nasty breakup. So she packs up all her stuff in her car, cat her computer. I got to jump in a plane crazy anxious go on to the Seattle and then I you know I got the plane go to her meet her and we get in the car. I'm driving her back to Florida. She didn't feel comfortable driving back. She's only 20. We get back, we get about an hour down the road, our car completely melts down. I was near blows up or stuck and this is literally middle of nowhere about an hour and a half, south of the sea. Attacked the airport. And um, we had to stay in the side of the road and like all night because we had no power nothing. The car was stuck. Next day, end up going back to the airport. She had to crawl back to her boyfriend cuz she had no way of flying with all the stuff then that was about 6 hours before that. Um, thing happened in Miami and guess where I had to stop before I went to Orlando. Miami. So, 6 hours before after that crash in Miami, I'm laying in their crazy.