This is taking a really dark turn this time out. Usually these confessions aren't that dark. Woo, I need terrible people out there. I'm probably 1 of them but I ain't confessing nothing today.

All right, this is the cowboy. Long short. I used to work with a girl and she was married. she caught her husband cheating on her and, uh, We had fun for about 2 years every day, any place you can think of McDonald's. So big. Her house her bed. Everywhere. Funny part is is on their anniversary. She drugged him. But nightquil and his milkshake. Came to see me. And she had a newer ring in and uh let's just say she got pregnant. Anyways, Yeah. Y'all have a good 1.

Good afternoon. Junkies listen. I'm not sure what state the cousin Banger was from. But in the State of Florida, it is legal to marry your first cousin cocaine.

the fact that this Carmelo Anthony case, got even any big National and like media attention goes to show you just how like deeply fractured our country is Like the fact that people are immediately trying to pick sides and like, try to spin this case into being about race. Even though the father said, That it wasn't the case. The murder wasn't about race. Just It's just deeply like disappointing. and goes to show you how again our country is just deeply royally effed.

Okay. Um, Sean I think you're gonna have to call the crazy Pope on this 1 but, you know, back in college, I worked at a restaurant and we had this 1 district manager that was a complete a-hole. Um, British guy, but he used to come in at lunch. Start raising hell about 10:30 to the kitchen staff way staff. You name it 1 day, 1 of the kitchen staff, took his ribeye that he used to always order through it in the urinal. The kitchen staff and most of the male weight staff, gave him the urination marination. well, at the very least Sean, Everybody watched him an intense curiosity as he ate the steak. And when he finished, I kid you. He went back to the back kitchen. And he said, guys, I don't know what you did with that ribeye, but that was excellent. At that point, the whole

So I've been Government Contracting for a little over 15 years. Um, I've been to about 45 47, different countries. and, None of those places as much as I like a lot of them. And, you know, fell in love with a lot of those places nothing compares to the US, you know, culturally financially, cuz, you know, these places they talk about, like Canada and and Switzerland and Sweden and stuff. They're taxes are through the roof and it's just it's a there's still a lot of like maybe not Canada, but in like Sweden and stuff like that, there's still a lot of racial tensions there that people don't understand. Like people like me who I'm like, a dark-skinned Puerto Rican. I could get along as a visitor, but there's still a lot of things for people that actually live there that you don't see, you know, because you only see what's on social media and things like that, but nothing will ever compare to the US. And that's why I would never trade the us for any country that I've ever been to.

True Confession. I've never said this out loud gentlemen. Years ago, uh, my girlfriend had cheated on me. we had a little apartment together and, um, I was grabbing my things to move out the day that she was not there. We didn't just closed water valves off. I soldered them closed. I pulled every Outlet, every light switch and the Wi-Fi connection. I pulled those wires so far out from the wall. Clipped them shows short. You'd need drywall repairs in order to reach the new ones and good luck. Even with that. Amongst some other things that I had done. Needless to say, she gotten a whole lot of trouble. But it is what it is. Hey, don't cheat on a handyman Folk. Wiggle wiggle.

Hello news junkies. This is Steve. Uh oh uh I want to confess that I worked at Enterprise a short time ago and I changed all the radio stations to 1041 and then took the radio face plates off the radio so that you couldn't change this station. Uh, that's my share of the show Tuesday a day late.

What's up news? Junkies happy today. All right, I have a dirty confession. I would admit um Sean when me and booty were over at your house. It's hard to say it's really, really embarrassing. But booty did fart on your couch? I, I'm sorry. I, I, I know she doesn't want to admit it, but She farted on your couch, bro. Sorry