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The golf melee
No what uh everybody expected this toxic masculinity in male golf. The very moniker stands for gentlemen. Only ladies forbidden. You don't think that mentality is completely gone away, do you? Doesn't look like it.

This was the eclipse in Jordan at my son's base

lunar eclipse from Clermont last night around 12:30

Doorsash driver naked
Hey news, junkies Bob here. So is that an option? Now, you can get your door Dash Driver, naked or tossed in sauce. Hmm. I wonder what would you pick? Later.

My talent is I can teleport

How to remember the great lakes now
Instead of using homes to remember the Great Lakes. Now it's shame.

49ers owner vs Patriots owner prostitution comparison
What is good junkie family? Happy Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday. I don't know if we're doing that anymore, but I just need to chime in real quick. About this 49ers owner getting busted. Uh, I know you guys are sports. Knowledge is vast, but I wanted to remind you that in uh 2019. I think it was the owner of the Patriots. Robert Kraft. Was also arrested first solicitation of prostitution in Florida somewhere? And eventually those charges were dropped uh, not too sure. Why other than it was the owner of the Patriots. But I'd be interested to see what happens with this gentleman here because I do know that all that Robert crafter was charged with, was 2 misdemeanor charges that were, like I said, were dropped by the prosecutor. But uh, yeah, Wiggles and Pops. Love you guys.

Plus ordeal
Hey, what's up? Junkies about the whole, uh, School Bus ordeal look. If I was a parent of my kid was flipping out on the bus and I wanted to get him off the bus and the bus driver said. No, I would just make sure I had a recording of that. And then I would try to press charges on the bus driver for kidnapping and not releasing my child. Back to me when I asked for them, they are not in Authority, that is allowed to keep a child from their parent. Also, on the other hand, breaking a window and crawling through a bus window, is not the right action to do either. So the 1 parent that told her kids to stay on there, apparently knows about discipline. The other parent is trying to protect their kid from everything, which we know later down the road will blow up in her face. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Shame on the Great Lakes
Hey Sean, it's Brian and Norman I just, I don't want to shame you into finding a new way to remember the Great Lakes other than Holmes. So, I won't shame you.

How i plump it
On my Plumbing is blood.