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Got my TNJ shirt just now. Thanks!

The Astronauts are in space for a reason.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the astronauts that are wearing um ear muffs while they're going to the potty. I will say this as a Gen X child of the 80s. I went to space camp and Titusville And they did not mention anything about putting on the ear muffs while you're going to the potty. Wild. Hey, you know what? That's that's why that's why they became fighter pilots and astronauts and everything because they're smarter than me, I should have been doing this my whole life.

Contract
Hey News, Junkie. Listen, Sean. About your contract. It's getting me a little depressed. I, I got so used to listening to you every day. and the, and the crew that I'm gonna have to ask my psychiatrist for an extra colon up in the night so I can go to sleep. Because last night I was I was thinking 89 89 and and and I'm upset. I love you guys. Bye.

Yo, he absolutely says the F-word
Hey, he absolutely says the F-word.

Evil Eye... about people all moving to one side of a jet.
Yeah, this is evil eye. In the, in the plane, the both the wings are full of fuel and that's going to weigh weigh more than any of the batches on the pencil in between the 2 of the Wings. He ain't flipping that thing over. They can fly it just fine. It has more to do with efficiency. That's all. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

How you mentally scarred all three of my children with a previous Olaf story about six years ago
Hey news, junkies y'all were talking about an Olaf story and it brought me back to when I found your show. Um, probably 6 7 years ago, I can't believe I just said 67. I have teenage boys. Um, anyway it, um, It wasn't a love story back, then it was um, I had my 3 kids in the car, they were all young and I thought you were fun, radio, show, whatever. This was, I never listened to talk radio. Um, so it was like, great and it was funny and um, y'all hadn't said anything that my kids couldn't hear until that moment. Um, it was a story about a man that was this week in Florida. He had, uh, number 3 to a stop to Olaf and then put it back on the shelf or something to that effect. And I I hadn't even heard the term number 3. I, I figured it out through context clues. But, um, thankfully you said it that way? Because my kids were like, what? And then they always, um, to this day, think this is the weirdest grossest show. Every time they get in the car and I'm listening to y'all which is a lot they're like, turn this off. It's so weird. Those people are so gross because they knew it was something bad. Even though I never told him what it was even now they're teenagers and they could probably figure it out. But anyway, So, thanks for that. Bye.

Jeanine
Hey guys, I just got my shirt today. I love it so much rocket launch was awesome. And thank you guys for Being around every day. While I'm on the road, you crack me up and you make my day go better.

I LOVE MY NEW SHIRT!!! THANKS FOR COMING UP WITH THIS DESIGN 🙌 And it came in time for me to make my PSL delivery in it 😁

$145 to fill my truck up today at the gas station
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. I just filled up my truck. It has a 34 gallon tank. It was a 145.

Proof we went to the moon
What? I really hope that we see out of this, Artemis mission is either confirmation with really good video that we have been there before or confirmation that we have not. And if we have not, it would be really nice to actually see what we learn by actually going there, taking samples, uh, stuff like that.

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