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[Telephone Ringing] So, regarding the Google rating for I9 Sports in the Winter Park area... [Wilhelm Scream] That 2.2 rating doesn't have any new ratings beyond August 2026. I would imagine that once this story really gets viral.. [A Few Moments Later] their rating would fall closer to the 1 star range.

Here is the message on the wrapper.

he dresses up for every holiday

This is another one of my pumpkins, but its not spooky.


Slutcon
Hey junkies. Uh, I was listening to uh your guests Carrara talk about her slut Khan and it sounded a lot like an event that I went to. When I first met my wife, we both went to, um, DC. It was a convention. It was called, uh, winter fire and, uh, sounds a lot like what this person is talking about. There were no boots. There was, you know, it wasn't like a regular con, but there were some people that had leather gear that they made and that they, uh, crafted that they would have on sale things like that. Um, I do remember specifically, there was a class, I went to on how to rape somebody, uh, the proper way. um, and it's all about like after care and everything else, like not I mean, I don't know what slut con is and then they're flirt girls to teach people how to flirt it just sounds like this is a, um, Like a mask to wear over, just the sex convention, and not that there's anything wrong with that, but just, I don't know, call it what it is.

One of the pumpkins I carved.