What's up news? Junkies happy today. All right, I have a dirty confession. I would admit um Sean when me and booty were over at your house. It's hard to say it's really, really embarrassing. But booty did fart on your couch? I, I'm sorry. I, I, I know she doesn't want to admit it, but She farted on your couch, bro. Sorry

Oh, ceiling, I think you got 1 right there. Buddy, that little tiny part of a slip up there. That mortgage goat dawn.com, man. Hey, that mortgage guy down. He is the goat of mortgages. Let's go. Here's the jingle that mortgage goat done.com. Come on man let's pitch it to him. See Lane.

When I was a kid, most of my clothes came from Sears specifically. They were the Husky brand. Um, I was not a skinny child, let alone. Am I a skinny adult? I went deer hunting with my dad, 1 time. The tree stand was not very high and it had steps that screwed into the tree stand. Well, because I was shorter than my dad. I couldn't get up the same like steps that he could and so he had to move them, it was a big hassle. So he thought, on the way out, if I just sort of slid off the edge he could grab onto my feet and legs and kind of, you know, lower me down that way. So he was on the ground. I was sliding off and it occurred to me, man. This would go so much easier so much quicker. If I just let go slid a few inches because of gravity and then grab back on. Well, I did that. I didn't tell him this plan and I never grabbed back on. I just moved too fast and I left a huge boot boot print on his chest. The shape bruise that was there for like 3 weeks.

Dumb thing I did with my kid. Actually. It wasn't dumb. It was funny here. Now my when my son was about 8 years old, I said make a fist. And put your elbow on your knee. And I'm going to hold it down with my pinky. You won't be able to lift it. And he pulled his heart as he could. Then I pulled my pinky out of the way and he smashed himself right in the face that was funnier now, but not to him. Evil eye out.

Hey Sean, love the show. Having a little problem with the app it looks great and all but I use another app called pool brain which I have to take a lot of photos and then anytime I take a photo it boots me off the tnj app. Not sure if you're able to fix that doesn't matter, either way, I'll listen. Wherever I can love the show. Thanks.

Hey junkies, hope your Tuesday is going well. Uh, yesterday you were talking about the UFC event happening on the White House grounds. Now, this isn't the first time that a combat sport has been hosted on the lawn of the white house. Uh, Teddy Roosevelt would hold boxing matches, uh, on the White House grounds and would even participate in some of the matches. Getting the ring with, like, professional boxers and stuff. Just thought that was uh interesting piece of History, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

The NBA Finals is going to be a 7 game series, no matter what. There was not going to be a sweep. The fix is in. The concessionaires need to make their money.

good day news Junkies Well, the University of Florida down in the basement of that. School is a seismogram for the geology Department. And they measure Tremors throughout Florida every day. So, some of the stuff we don't really feel is there. Later guys.

Man this is such BS. I've been out of Florida for 2 weeks and y'all had a giant ass rocket explode and today you got an earthquake And then when I get home, nothing exciting is going to happen. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.