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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Dad joke
What do you call a deer with? No, I No idea.

Just a wee dad joke for
Okay. Here's a we joke for you. Talk about your ongoing police harassment there. I was minding my own business sitting on a park bench. Holding a man's hand. And the police come up and start questioning me. I just looking right in the face and say, How the hell would I know where? The rest of the body is? Have a good day Junkies.

Beef diet
Hey, guys. Hey, I'm wondering if the only ones that can actually afford that steak diet, twice a day, every day would be somebody associated with the White House. I don't know if you guys seen the price of beef lately, but it sure as hell ain't cheap later.

Dad joke
A real dad joke is only good. When it's apparent, of course. Then it makes you grown.

Dad joke submission
Good day. Junkies I heard earlier this morning that there was a gentleman who was attacked by a group of people with musical instruments at the Dr. Phillips Center. They said it was well, orchestrated. Wick a wiggle pop up.

S-Tier Dad Joke
How do you track Will Smith through the mud? Just follow the Fresh Prince.

joke
Okay, junkies is a dentist done in really got busted for selling drugs. I've been going to that guy for like 5 years. I never knew he was a dentist.

Dad jokes
Did you hear the 1? About the guy with the pee fetish and the prostitute. Well, he gave her his pee and she gave him herpes.

Rate my dad joke! 😂
Hey news, junkies Sinister here, here's my rate. My dad joke today, I saw a little person climbing down in prison wall. I thought to myself, dang, that's a little condescending. Haha, have a great day.