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Rate my life hack. Toast app
Hey guys, I have a uh, life hack here. Um, If your birthday is coming up, download the toast app on the App Store. Um, and in that app you can sign up for like every reward system. Uh that's in your area. And a lot of these places will give you like $15 gift cards that you can use all month. Uh, so like my birthday was recently and I got about like 10 15 meals out of it. I was just eating free food for like a whole month, almost. But yeah, download the toast app. Uh, put in your birthday. Uh, sign up for basically every reward system and you just get so much free food. Thanks guys.

David Lee Roth here! I have something to say to SEAN!😉
You know, I don't really appreciate you and stealing all my ideas for your little radio show and I P. Stealing my show. Oh, I live my life. Like, I'm already. Oh, all I've got a stone from shein. We're really, man, don't be talking. No smacking my radio. I'm going to go uh, back to Vegas and get fired. All right, I see you guys later. Have a good 1. Okay.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Regarding the THC ban. Good old Glitch Mitch McConnell was the one who backed the ban language that was added to the bill to reopen the government. Then look what happened to him. Karma maybe?

Here is the two phone numbers that you need to put out if you want to keep your THC drink drinks this is the White House Con line and also the Whitehouse switchboard and you asked to speak to Donald Trump and you tell him that you wanna keep weed

THC woes
Hey guys. Uh you were talking about the THC drinks. I, I just wanted to I don't know. Poke the bear. Rub it in your faces. I don't know. I just live in Michigan so I can just go down the street and buy a couple of pre-rolls and About 8 oclock at night. Partake. And then by 9:30 10. I am fast asleep. It's wonderful. If I ever move to another state, it's definitely going to be 1 where THC is legal. Uh I I I've been sober for 2 years and I don't ever want to go back to alcohol. so kind of sucks that that's happening down there until all the states, that that, it's not legal in, but Yeah. If you really want it, there's ways to get it.

If you get your card, you can buy this… they have different flavors, this one is just “touch of sweet” you can put it in any drink and each squeeze is 5mg.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Without knowing all the specifics, sounds like you paid roughly $400 too much for that service.

How to handle a 4-way stop.
Hey guys, after listening to the show today I learned that you may not know how to utilize a 4-way stop. And so I figured I would give you the education that I received from the traffic school of Reno 911. Y'all got here at the same time. Well, y'all have the right away. It's always the person on your right but they're the person on my right person on my right person on my right. Nobody knows who's right? What do you do in this situation, G&R? Gun it and run it and beat the other guy across. So hope that helps

Rate my life hack, plumbing help edition
Sup news junkies hey, it's not really a life hack. It's kind of a, you know, a little bit of a help thing. And it it's a feel-good thing so just trust me, I know with my childish name, it's hard to trust but just trust me, have a little faith. If you ever need Plumbing, help call 929-556-2746. It's worth it. Just have a little face. That's all I got. Deuces.