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An actual doo doo drink
Not for nothing. But there is an actual drink called a doodoo. It's Mountain Dew and telmore do and it sounds vial, but there it is.

Porto-jon
What a shocker. What a surprise, we're back in the port of John, with the guys. So I think Sean maybe 1 of your gold bars if you, you know happen to take it out of your safe and Wander over to a port of John and drop 1 in there. I think you'd probably jump in for that. Um, but no seriously, no, no material thing that I own. What I ever go into a Portage on and retrieve never uhuh.

microwave timing and that mortgage guy Don!
What's up guys? So yeah, I gotta say hidden 99 minutes and 99 seconds on a microwave is psychotic and diabolical. However, what I will do is if something takes, you know, a minute and 30 seconds, I will hit the plus 302 button 3 times and time it out like that. I'm just wondering how many other people do that and side note yesterday, my wife and I closed on our new home and we used that mortgage guy. Don do. So, thanks for you guys, having great sponsors and advertisers. Yeah, really worked out. Well, we, we

Time change
Hey, happy Friday guys, hey Sean, I can completely appreciate that. 20% of a heart attack fact. When the time changes, Picture it. You wake up for work. Getting ready. Uh-oh, the time change. You forgot to change your clock. It's not 7 a.m. it's 8:00 a.m. now. You're late for work. I sure as hell would give me a heart attack. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop,

 Georgia Power sucks
Hey news, junkies snafu podcast. Strata Georgia. Just wanted to weigh in on Georgia Power. It's ridiculous. There's nothing you can do, like you said, there's nothing you can do. I live rurally in Georgia, I drive in toward the city for work and my little house on about an acre used to cost me during the summer. If the air conditioning on 275 to $300 a month between last summer and this summer, I am at $600 a month. and there's no shopping around like you said, Thanks for all you do, thanks for bringing attention to stuff that needs attention brought to it. And, uh, Love the show.


TTS Dispatch 🤖
If I were those kids I would just keep buying basketballs and having them go in his yard but Don't put your name on it and then when he complains say hey it doesn't have a name on it so I don't know whose it is and then he'll just have a bunch of basketballs in his yard

That neighbor is an idiot
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well in regards to this neighbor complaining about the basketball, which 1 would you rather have kids playing basketball in your neighborhood or shooting up the neighborhood, or flip flipping door handles? Like I don't understand I'd rather take the basketball right. Thanks. Bye.

Brought to you by WaterBoys....
So, talking about the whole, uh, you know, betting lines and all that, uh, stuff. It's uh, Kind of silly that, you know, to think that somebody would get paid for, you know, just saying particular things, like Otani or, you know, brought to you by Carl's Junior or, uh, you know, like, uh, brought to you by Mo DeWitt of the DeWitt Law Firm. But, uh, hey, you know, it it's kind of a, a whole idiocracy thing that we're really getting into now, so brought to you by Carl's Junior.