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One department per county?
Hey guys, I just had to say something because this is that was the stupidest thing. I feel like I've ever heard someone say having 1 fire department and 1 Police Station Per County does does, does that person? Not realize that some counties, it can take up to like, 30 40 minutes to get somewhere in the county. So, if there was only 1 fire department, it would take someone 2030 minutes by that time the fires already burned down your house. This is why there's multiple fire stations. Wouldn't you rather have a fire station a mile from your house rather than 20 miles from your house? Same thing with the police station. There might be, you might be able to get away with less of those but still if you call the police and you need someone there, it's going to take them, time to get there. If you only have 1 station Per County, Stupidest thing I've ever heard have a good show guys. Bye.

Shawn is MAGA /s
Sean Lawson. Who's always yapping away about how much America is, so great. And I love this country and everything else about it yet. He wants to. Kick all the foreigners out. Which is kind of the basis of what the country was. Created for the the right to bring us your tired, your hungry, whatever. The Statue of Liberty says, and and Sean, just wants to kick them all out because he doesn't like bag pipes, Sean, doesn't like culture. Sean doesn't like other people. Sean just wants White America and Maga for himself. Actually, I'm just kidding, but I do think it's kind of funny that you want to kick people out of the country, but you love it so much. There's just a, a little bit of irony there. Anyway. Love the show guys.

Representing NJ across the Mediterranean!

This is how you solve your tax problems
Hey Sean. I got a great idea for your tax problems. You know Walt Disney you make about hundred million dollars in taxes for the year. Then you got the toll booths. They make about 200 million dollars in taxes. Hey, you put them together. That's $600 million. Then what about all these guys that are on the council all over 20 million here, 10 Mayors for that City? How about we cut this out salary in half? And take away their medical benefits. That would be another good at least. At least another 10 million 20 million dollars a year. But yeah, a lot of money there. I wish women in the Ducks. How do you like that problem solved? Problem is, nobody wants it. Doing nothing about it. Hey, you guys have a great day? A bunch of Thieves.

Your dealership theory is CORRECT! 20yr ASE Master Tech's perspective and experience. I've seen this EXACT scenario too often
Howdy Sean, Kurt here, uh, your Mercedes dealership theory is not far off for sure. Uh, they only have 1 or 2 texts capable of doing real in-depth. Diagnostics at most, of those dealerships, maybe 1 or 2, Master techs, like me, uh, you know, rather than doing actual real diag or even at the bare minimum, a repair confirmation. They saw a technical service bulletins, AKA TSB that pertain to your situation. Uh, hit it called it. Good at the bare minimum they should have, uh, like I said, in the repair confirmation, which may have been 1 or 2 test drives, see if the code popped back up. It might not happen on the first test drive. It might take what's called 2 drive cycles for the proper monitor to run. And uh yeah they're just lazy and like you said, didn't want to do it Kick the Can down the road but they should have a warranty on that Diagnostics and quote unquote repair and you should absolutely go back to them screaming about how they didn't fix it. But the wiggle pop pop pop.

Curt needs to change his name on the dispatches. It freaked me out.
Good Afternoon News. Junkies Rogue Florida, man, here I changed my name on the thing, because Kurt was sending the same number of Dispatches, that I was. And it got real confusing. Maybe he needs to change his name, too. It freaks me out every time. you say, Kurt says

Mosquito swarm
I was out in the green swamp, 1 time with some family. just, riding around hanging out and there were swarms of mosquitoes that were so bad. That it looked like a wall, kind of like when it rains, you can see the the rain coming. It looked like that, but worse, and the only way to get them away from us was to build a fire. but, Yeah, that was a pretty interesting day. Never seen anything like that. Since

Kornikova and Iglesias
Hey News Junkie. So uh, the guy said, corn, Kournikova because of a glacius and a Kournikova was a supermodel slash professional tennis player and she's married to Gabrielle a glacius. So, apparently, uh, he's given Gabriel all the, uh, credit for Kournikova success. But hey, who knows might be

NBA projector info and a fun story about a time I mistakenly showed inappropriate content on a wall from a film projector.
Every day at work, I deal with large projectors, teaching people how to use them. My guess would be the NBA game shown on the wall was probably like a 20,000 to 30,000 Lumen projector. Those are pretty expensive. They can be upwards and over a fifty thousand dollars up to $100,000 a piece plus lensing, you can get expensive but that's why you rent them from companies like I work for. However, when I lived in Orlando about 25 years ago, I did something really similar. I got into buying 8 millimeter movies, like old school film, 8 millimeter films off of eBay and um, you you buy cartoons, Woody Woodpecker, Looney Tunes, all that kind of stuff, old news, reels. And so, 1 day, there was a handball court. I decided to project an old news reel on it just because it was fun. And out of nowhere, comes like 3 families from the apartment complex, with all these kids and the news reel that's playing was of the film of Neato Mussolini being executed and then hung upside down and then he and his wife's body being drugged, through the streets of Italy. So you got to know who's going to be watching your content when you do that, I guess.