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Super important dispatch about the thing
Hi, I just wanted to chime in on whatever you're talking about right now. I am directing a show called rehearsal for murder. That's opening tonight. In lburg at the Tropic theater, tickets can be purchased at melon patch players.org, thank you. Bye.

Power Grid DC
Hey, junkies years ago I lived in, uh, Northwest DC and a pretty nice neighborhood. And half of our apartment building was on the same power grid as the vice president, and the other half was not, which was my half. So, we would lose power all the time. Um, luckily, the people across the hall, would drop extension cords, so we could power stuff up but, uh, it was certainly, interesting. Thanks, guys.

Remembering the hot tub club
Boy, I gotta tell you, hot tub club and alamont springs. I think there was like 7 different rooms maybe 10 and they were a little bit different decoration wise, but man, they would serve you a drink. So you go in there and sit in a hot tub with, like 6, 8 people or just 2. I don't even know why we did it. Now that I think about it was the nastiest thing I've ever done in my life. Well, the fourth nastiest but it was true, they rocked up and they had service right to them wiggle wiggle, pop pop, ciao,

My car caught on fire in the Taco Brll Drive thru
1 of my most embarrassing moments is when my car caught on fire in the Taco, Bell drive-thru. Yeah, I noticed the smoke I was ordering and I said, oh, my car is on fire. I'm just going to drive around and I went and parked and a guy came running out with a fire extinguisher, apparently they heard inside that it happened and everybody's looking out the wind is at me, and it's awesome. Great day.

Correction
Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I was in sixth grade. Serious about my chorus class. The teacher left, the room Melissa. Take over the class. I got down in front of the podium. Got the class's attention. with Vigor I said, okay, ladies keep your clitorises down when I clearly meant to say larynx Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Mailbox money
Another dispatch Melissa again. State Farm. Check your email. Mine came today. Thanks for the tip. Mailbox money. You have to go in and set it up how you want the money zelle venmo. PayPal. Or check. The check will come in 60 days but if you do nothing at all, you will get a check. Check in December or by December 4 months, have a great day.

Embarrassed at the Boat Show
Hey, junkies, so here's my embarrassing story. This about twenty years ago, I was at the Orlando Boat Show at the convention. Center, walking around, looking at the boats and all sudden my stomach went South Needed to find a bathroom. So I went right over and if you've ever been there before the bathrooms are huge and they're all over the place. So I go in, go in the bathroom, get installed, do my business, take care of things, getting ready to get out. And all of a sudden, I hear these voices and they're all female voices, and I look to the side with toilet paper roll, notice that there's a sanitary trash right there as well at this point. I realized I've gone into the women's bathroom and had to pick up my feet sit there and wait until I heard no voices again Then quickly snuck out, ran out the front embarrassed as hell. Wiggle Wiggle, all the pops.

Wrong choice of words
happy Friday news Junkies My most embarrassing story sixth grade. Chorus class. I'm in of course, my whole life, the teacher has to leave the room Melissa. Take over the class. So, I'm serious about chorus, I get up in front of the podium. I get the class's attention. and I, Assertively say okay, ladies keep look. Clitoris is down when I clearly meant to say learning. Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Wiggles and Pops. Bye.

Flock Carjack
Hey, Sean. Just wondering if the gentleman you described earlier who was arrested using a flock camera in a carjacking scenario. If his defense lawyer might argue that the surveillance method was illegal And therefore, set him free. Ask MO. Have a good day.

Most embarrassing moment
Okay, my most embarrassing moment came, uh, when I was in the sixth grade, I had a crush on this 1 particular girl. So I wrote her a letter. Uh, a couple days later, she wrote me back, um, says she wasn't interested and decided to Circle all the misspelled words in my letter. And um talking about feeling like s and the sixth grade. Um but in college I took up journalism and became a, a 5-time published author. And so I'm guessing she helped me out in a way but um, yeah, being a sixth grader and being in that situation, totally embarrassing hippie out.