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No no no no Don't do that! I thought we were having a nice show!

I know better with you guys !
Hey junkies, what's going on? I really need to start bringing headphones or earphones out in public because I went to my little uh, local mom and pop breakfast place and I have you guys playing on my phone. I'm out sitting outside so I don't bother anybody else and the waitress comes up and she's trying to take my order and all I hear is like the soccer that you're playing. No. That was a bad impression enjoy that. That 1 was for free. Okay, bye guys.

Bathroom Interview
Hey news junkies, hey, um saline could totally do. Um, the show from the bathroom today, um, and I think what he should do since the, you know, there's some sort of corporate party going on there at iHeart, every time someone comes in to the bathroom. You know. He can like welcome the next guest in there and like do a little interview with them, you know? So each time someone comes in say let's welcome. So and so to the bathroom, you know, get some feedback from them, you know, talk to them about iHeart. I think that'd be really cool. What do you guys think?

TTS Dispatch 🤖
The guy was talking about the Falkland Islands because the Argentinian football players held up a sign that said "the falcon islands are Argentina's" after the game. Fifa stands for fix it for Argentina, because they should be suspended according to FIFA rules on showing political messages. I hate Messi and his whole messy team. Okay, have a good love y'all!


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Yo, taking 4 teenagers to New Awlens this coming Monday, just heard the good news about the new station. Come on to Mississippi next!! Love ya guys

New license plate after 10yrs
8 News, junkies forever, the insurance broker here. Um, yep, after 10 years, I did have to get a new plate. I've got 1 of those Marine Corps, veteran license, plates with the eagle globe, and anchor. And uh yes this just happened to me this past year, renewed. My tag had to get a new plate.

When I used to cycle I would just go around pedestrians on the sidewalk. That's after deciding to switch to the sidewalk post vehicle collisions
Howdy Folks, Kurt here, this has been an eternal battle cyclist against the world, you know. And I used to do a bit of cycling, but even then all the videos and Encounters in real life, I'd see the cyclist was usually the dick. Most of the times ignoring stop signs blowing through signals. You know, you're supposed to behave like a motor vehicle according to the law and yeah that includes riding on the road but say like myself you've been hit by cars a few times, you decided it's not worth it. You'd rather stay on the sidewalk even with the Expansion Joints. It's usually not worth it to Hoot and Holler at someone walking on the sidewalk. You know, they got your buds and they can't hear you. And by the time they do, they finally realize what's going on, they turn around and see, oh, you're barreling down towards them and they jump the wrong way. Forget all that, it's easier. Just to maybe ding your bell. If you got 1 and just go around them on the grass, even on skinny Road Bike Tires, it's just easier and simpler for everyone involved. Go. Go. Go, pop, pop, pop.

In a few years, why will we need data centers?
So the justification for building data centers is we need them to run the large language models or AI. Uh, if you see what happened in the recording industry, they used to have these big giant facilities and all this equipment and now you can make recordings, I have a studio at your own home Sean you know you have a studio right there, 20 years ago, you would have to show up at the radio station Well what's going to happen? We start running all these large language models on our computers at home in the next 5 or 6 years. What are you going to need a data center for? That's my big question. They got to know it's coming.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Listen up, Private Wasson. I am a G D podcast listener and have never dispatched in my entire career as a LEGACY marine. That IS the proper title for what you and I are. You are welcome, C Lane, for our service. In spite of previous orders TO dispatch, I have not. Do you know why, Wasson? Of course you don't, so I'll tell you why. The particular story of interest has already come and gone. To put it in terms you will understand, the story boat has been missed. Do you know who is to blame? Pile!