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Hey, junkies. So there's a guy in Casselberry that actually drives around on his motorcycle with his 2, dogs strapped to his chest and like a baby Papoose. They have goggles and they wear motorcycle helmets. It's pretty freakin cute. Have a great day.

Easter Bunny
Hey junkies. Hope you guys are having a great day. I think the only thing that make the Easter Bunny Club better is that the Easter Bunny was doing sign language. But as someone that sneaks into uh a speech who doesn't know sign language. And so he's just making all of these hand gestures having to do with Iran and stuff like that. That would be the only thing that would make that clip better. You guys have a great day.

Hunting eggs
What's up, news? Junkies flicked, it here and I'm a little flicked. It on this situation because I like Sean, I used to do the whole boiling eggs and painting them and doing all that when I was younger, but I don't want to do that with. Because once it's a mess and then if you hide 20, they find 18. And now you got 2 rotten eggs sitting in your house somewhere and that's not going to be cool at all. And then my second Affliction is, We had 50 plastic eggs with chocolate and some monies in it and they all found them in 10 minutes. But when I'm like, hey can we all pick up the toys and put them in the basket? Put them in the room where they go know, take some 3 hours to do that. But yeah, you can find all that in 10, come on. That's just disease me though.

Easter egg hunt
Hey, junkies. So uh, yeah guys, I I got the eggs with my daughter and that's how I was raised. We don't have the night before and, you know, uh, then you go out and you hide them outside and you find all the eggs, you just try to make sure to account for all of the eggs in the crate, that way, you know, you don't have a rotten egg out there and you're mowing the yard 1 day and that thing just splatters everywhere and smells awful But my daughter loved it, she loves finding the eggs, uh, we did go to a big family event and it was all plastic eggs and some of them were filled with with money, which is something I never got to experience, but when we did our own little personal egg hunt at home with just ourselves it was only, you know, 1 like 18, eggs or whatever. But She loved it. We had to hide them 3 different times because she just had a blast and uh, that I think is how you're supposed to do it. Man, you got to keep these kids on their toes. Like we used to be and you got to find all these darn eggs outside and that's what makes it fun anyway. I love the show, guys, see you later.

We dyed eggs and hid them in the house. Found all of them! Brought to you by Moe Dewitt

Contract aprobed
Good morning, the News, Junkie sea, and my lovely Sabrina. Sean. I sign off on your contract. There's a new 1 that is you have to give each a phone manufacturer the same equal time. not just the 1-sided that you've been and you are not allowed to take any more under stable payment from Your? Biggest competitor.


This is why somebody needs to teach young people how to put a condom on. Because girls talk to each other

Condoms
News junkies. I think the condoms in the school is a good idea. We all know that's always been a thing and will be a thing. I think what the school is running into is how about to go to that program? If the students are coming in and asking for Condoms, is it up to them, to notify the parents that their child is sexually active? And if that's the case, children are not going to want their parents to know that they are sexually active. So you'll run into that, I don't know. It's a tough 1.

The billion homeless people?
Hey junkies. Um, what's up from Daytona? I saw you guys were talking about people faking the violin, but there's a family that travels around specifically a woman that is probably in her mid 20s and a young daughter. Um, she's probably like maybe 7, but they travel outside of like outlet mall and like, big shopping malls with signs saying that they need things and have no food. But literally, we saw the little girl poking, um, a Dunkin Donuts donut and the bag with a stick in the grass, like they don't need anything. So is that legal?

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