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Shawn hates old people
Sean pretty much saying that he would definitely throw hands. Under the old person is kind of on track for the fact that that might be the only person he can take since his tiny hands would be able to actually affect an old person.

Tim, Hortons girl was justified for swinging on that old lady
What's going on News? Junkie crew. I grew up in New York for the first half of my life. Spent many years living in projects and government housing. Uh, I mean, my mom and my little brothers, we didn't have a lot. And uh, my mom always told me. She said if someone wants to square up on you and hit you like a man, you go ahead and treat them. Like that doesn't matter if it's an old guy. I'm a teenager. Uh, a woman even for that fact, I'm not proud to say it. I have knocked the woman out before for punching me multiple times in the back of my head. Not proud of it, like I said, but yeah, you going to come at me. You going to get it. And I don't blame that uh, girl for fighting back with that old lady swinging on her like that.

C Lane should wear Cartman's hat from when he was in the Olympics

34 gallon tank on my truck cost me almost $150 to fill it the other day
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So I have a 2002 Chevy Silverado amazingly enough, I have a half a million miles on this thing. It's a regular gas engine. I have the long bed which holds a 34 gallon fuel tank, usually when a low fuel light comes on and I fill up it's around 28 gallons. It cost me 1 4 7.

It's all Hollywood.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick about the um, a Cuba. The Cuba thing. Like, it seems like it's a really bad situation over there and it might be about time for a Scarface reboot. I don't know. Let's see.

Thomas Massie loss
You know, Sean. What I found the weirdest thing about that Thomas, Messi primary Debacle, I guess. Uh, was the guy that won. He said, the reason that Thomas Massie lost is because he wavered in his loyalty to the president and the Republican Party. Which I mean these idiots are supposed to have loyalty to you know, us the American people. But instead now everybody just kind of Just lost over that you know, cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

Shawn, here’s some other good examples of fantasy football punishments
Happy hump day news junkies. Hey, Sean said that guy that lost that fancy football thing. That probably went on stub up, 1 of those ticket sites and they saw that there was an empty section and bought the only seat so they could do that. But some of those can be actually brutal. I mean, if you want to get a good laugh, look up fancy football punishments or fantasy, football, players finishing in last place. And, uh, the 1, uh, in the stadium is tame compared to some of the stuff you'll see. I mean, it can get just downright brutal. Uh, guys Rush that cup is, is babies having a walk around in public, guys, how to dress up as women, uh, just it's absolutely nuts. Some of these punishments that these, uh, these guys face when they lose at fansville, but it makes exciting and the guys, uh, very competitive when they're playing these uh, playing these games. Have a good 1.

Robot on the plane input.
What's up, guys? Matt from Port St. Lucie and just wanted to chime in on the robot on the plane thing and I think you could be used as a weapon And I think you could take down the plane, so maybe. No, they shouldn't be able to bring robots on the plane. That's it. Thanks guys. Bye.

My Arcade1UP version of The Simpsons arcade. Full on 4 player action.

Rng game
Hey News Junkie. Uh, the best RNG game right now is probably old school RuneScape.

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