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OMG THIS ONE TURNED OUT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY

Give Jackson his toy back c-lane

I LOVE TODAY!!! Here we meet Shawn, the magic mime!

Anonymous
Late night talk shows
Hey, junkies Joe in Palm Bay. Commenting about late night, talk shows. I'm just kind of sick of them myself because too many of them, all they want to do is talk about politics and if I'm watching that I'm trying to escape from all that kind of stuff, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.



Shawn giving Curtis silwa vibes
Sean, you look more like the Curtis Silva guy. The guy that ran for the New York city mayor position last year. You're giving his Vibe right now. Have a good show, guys. Bye.

Souja Boy, Pokemon and Teachers
What up junkies happy weekend? Not sure if y'all heard, but Soulja Boy, is playing at a Pokemon convention. This weekend in Orlando. I personally cannot wait to haggle over cardboard. While kiss me through the phone is blaring behind me. Also quick. Shout out to all the teachers last day of the school year. Specifically to my wife. You kicked ass this year, super proud of you wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,

Concessions of a AV guy.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the, um, the cameras. Uh, there was a chapter of my life where I worked in luxury residential and I'm talking about like 50 plus million dollar condos in South Beach. Um, they had cameras everywhere and it always creeped me out because I was like oh man if I was partying in this house I wouldn't want anybody like watching what I'm doing and the bedroom or at the pool or whatever. I get it security security but ooh man, I'm sure there's some spicy videos.

There appears to be a pregnant man behind Trump during this press conference.