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Did you notice on sea Lane was reading the copy from the Chick-fil-A? Add it said entree not an entire meal.

I tried to win the golden cup...failed.


Hiding in the corner of the elevator hitting the close button to avoid random people coming in.


Hello news. Junkies along with my travels in the US and around the world. I've tried Gator, Buffalo ostrich camel, kangaroo, pigeon, and raw horse meat.

Plants not frozen water pipes thooo
Hey what's up? Junkies my plants. No problem had them in the garage had the ones that I couldn't bring in covered good. To go however, Sunday morning, I woke up with my pipes Frozen which meant I couldn't take a shower flush, the toilet, anything like that. So that was kind of miserable. And then on top of that, my wife and I said, you know what, we'll just go to Chili's and drink beers and come to find out. They don't do 2 for ones there anymore. So, that's a bummer. But anyway, wiggle wiggle. Pop pop.

We can't sleep in a quiet room.

Wild meat!
What's going down, Junkies? Oh man, so living in DeLand, 1 time. I was out hiking and I met these old Florida, Indians and they had like a little barbecue going on and they invited me in and I sat down and they gave me like a piece of meat and I thought it was just looked like a steak or something, but it turned out to be Manatee and it was delicious. I had a little bit of barbecue sauce on it and, um, it it tasted similar to like, um, like a bald eagle.

Eggs by Evil Eye
Come on guys, it's evil eye. You like eggs? You know what it is, right? I don't care what kind of bird it's from, or what animals, from But they're not fertilized, so you're eating. Chicken ministration. Every time you have eggs. Enjoy.

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