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Hammer and Nails jingle. My beard needs help!
Hammer and nails, where the manly men go get the cuts off sharp watch that beard glow from head to toe. Feel like a king Winter Guard. Spot to get that bling swinging for the cuts and shaves kick back with style that really behaves hammer and nails, look good. Feel fine man care done right every single time.

Just some more Christmas cheer
Hey, what up news, junkies? Hey, I just wanted to kind of pile on on the Christmas cheer. I know, I don't really dispatch that much but I just want to tell you guys how much, I appreciate what you do out there. I'm up here in an attic right now. Sweating my balls off and just enjoying every second of listening to you guys. I listen more than I dispatch in but I just want to say I love you guys like Like no, seriously, I I love you guys. Like, I know, I know the other guys all the other dispatchers said that they love you, but like like, I really love you guys like really.

Thank You TNJ
Good afternoon, junkies. Um, I just want to say that I appreciate you. Thank you for all that you do. I appreciate you guys individually. And as a team, um, you work your butts off to entertain us all year. And um, on the side note, I just finished my 10th book signing of the year. And just to think that your name is in every single copy, so I permanently share the show. So just want to say thank you guys. Appreciate you. Have a happy holiday, happy out.

Final dispatch of 2025
What up news? Junkies final show of the Year. Congratulations guys. We made it through 2025. Sean, Sabrina Cela. As always, I have enjoyed every single day that I get to listen to you. I don't get to listen very often live. But I enjoy listening to you, nonetheless and quoting the late great. My first crush the most beautiful woman to ever sing, Tina Turner. Each of you. You're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Happy holidays. Nothing but love. That's all I got deuces.

sabby’s laugh …
Merry Christmas, guys, hope you all enjoy a good break had um a good chuckle. Just sitting in the car. This last segment listening to you guys. Um, and Sabrina just like her, like really laughing at some of these Wards, you're bringing up like not belly laughs. But genuine Like laughing. It was so sweet. So anyways, you guys have a great break. Talk to you soon. Bye.

good year, let's do it again

Funko advent calendar I got this year. All the little pops are from this set so far. Last year i got the Funko Pokémon one.

What a year Junkies
been an amazing year junkies of, uh, the News Junkie and Can't wait uh for next year. For you guys to come back but John I got a question. How long until I hired steel skull Mike and comes out with, you know, skeleton megaphone or something?

Happy holidays
Hey guys, how you doing? This is Alfonso, you know, your friend. Just wanted to wish you guys. Uh happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. um, this was a good year. Do you guys had a great great shows all year long. Take care. God bless. Bye, bye.

Advent calendars
Scotty Long duk Dong here? I get my son an advent calendar. Every year I've gotten a Star Wars 1 a Lego 1. Uh, Track 1 this year. I got him a Minecraft 1 and they have 30 days and a gift for everyone. They're actually pretty cool. I don't Know how cheap they're getting? They're pretty awesome. That's my take, see you later. Happy holidays.

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