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I don’t mind harassing people in public if they have wronged me 
I say, mind your business, unless it becomes your business. If someone is wronged you in a public situation, then I absolutely have no issue with harassing them. If I'm entering Walmart and you're exiting through the insurance, I'm absolutely going to smart off to you. I was at a big Pokemon release the other day at Target. I was 100th in line, and I see these people walking out with all their arms full of Pokemon cards. And I went, did you say anything for the rest of us? Because you're being an ass. Ass. I don't know if I could say that or not. Anyways um yeah, unless that lady did something to me while we were at the airport, I probably would not intervene or say anything, you know, shout over the phone and she's lying. Um, but if they did, like if they were rude or if the dog was annoying, I'm absolutely going to say something wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Key west
What you have to do is 100% passive aggressive and just say, really loud behind their, how long is this flight to Key West?

How to pronounce Macklemore
My biggest pet peeve is when anyone mispronounces a word or a name that everybody has learned how to pronounce already. His name is McLemore, not M Moore. It's not like tackle box.

Rate my reasons for breakup
okay, so here's my submission for rate my um, me and this woman. Were married for 17 years. And when I came into the marriage, she had a child that was 7 and 1 that was 3. From a previous marriage. Then we had a child together. And she left. After 17 years because well, she died.

Terms limits and age restriction
We need to have term limits, like we do everything else and we need to have an age restriction. I would say 65 would be a good number.

Mean girl breakup.
Okay. So here is my breakup story. It happened a long time ago. I was only about 16 years old and my parents. Let me go to sleep away. Christian Camp with my boyfriend. Surprisingly, they let me do that. We drove all the way to Gainesville from Alton Springs. And while I was at Lincoln Lake Camp with them, I decided that there was a guy that was even better than him. So I broke up with him at Lincoln Lake Camp, started dating a new guy, but made the first guy drive me back home and stop at Burger King and get me a junior Whopper. So me,

Why was Dolly Parton allowed to be apolitical but not Ed Sheeran?
Howdy podcast listeners. So, forgive me if somebody already Drew this comparison, but I find it very interesting that Dolly Parton was beloved for being a political, right? Everybody loved her in part because she was a political and then Here Comes Ed Sheeran wanting to do, excuse me. The same thing and he's being villainized for it. So which 1 is it? Do we want our beloved celebrities to be a political so we can all love them or do we want to beat them into taking a side so that half the people hate them. Uh, something to think about, okay? Have a good rest of your show. Bye.

Family guy “squiggly line in my eye fluid.” Vocal stim. Am I the only one?
Hey, news. Junkies, uh, you guys talking about the wormies and the ice squiggles and the floaters. Uh, am I the only 1 that has a vocal stem to repeat the Family Guy skit? Where Brian is riding down? Stewie's thoughts, as he lays in his crib, and he says, oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I tried to look at you, you Scurry away. Are you shy squiggly, line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line. It's all right. You are forgiven. I probably do that once a week either in my head or out loud. Um, I guess it's just me with a little pop, pop pop.

Maximum security prisons definitely don't allow the tech.
I have a really good friend that unfortunately, when he was pretty young, like, 20 or 21 years old, got into a lot of trouble and wound up being sentenced to, uh, more than 60 years in prison. Uh, it was pretty bad and for a long time he was a very bad person in prison. He was with the gangs and did all kinds of enforcement for them and ran into all kinds of trouble. But changed his life, completely had a complete turnaround, became a different person and eventually was let out after uh, 20 something years on like good behavior, parole, that kind of thing. But in that time from the early 90s until he was let out in like the mid 2010s, everything changed. And his sister picked him up from the prison and took him to like a Wawa and you have to order food and coffee and stuff on a 10. Screen. He'd never even used a touchscreen. And he, like broke down in tears because it was just so different. The world had changed so much in that amount of time. So some of those maximum security places, definitely don't have the tech.

Speaker phone at the stores
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So I work at Publix and I deal with this a lot customers constantly just blasting their conversations on speakerphone. Um, I won't engage them if they're trying to get something from the counter and they usually look at me crazy because they're looking at me. Like I'm gonna help them but they're talking on the phone. I don't know who they're talking to but the best 1 was I was in the public restroom and the back of the store and there was a customer already in there. She was on speaker phone and she was talking to her girlfriend about, I don't know someone's. Boo saying that, uh, she found his rap sheet, he was arrested for all these things. He's a piece of crap and I'm like, I don't need to hear that. First of all I don't want to be recorded in the bathroom you know on the someone's on the phone, I'm going doing my business but like just have some respect dude. Like what?