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RATE MY blank I'm not proud but kinda am
What's up, junkies? Happy today. Uh, this is for rate, my blank. This is not my greatest time in life and not my proudest moment. But at the time, my ex fiance, um, she had cheated on me with a guy that she was working with while while she was working with him. She, um, ended up getting pregnant with this guy. This guy had Down syndrome as far as I knew. Um, he was also already a felon with drug charges on him and I knew he was a drug dealer because he sold to me and my fiance at the time. Well, At the time, I was being really Petty. Um, so when I moved, I had called and said that. Uh, I know this person for a fact, has drugs. essentially, he was re Arrested and he spent 3 years in jail and he lost 3 years of his kid's life. So, Petty. Yes, but I still feel like I won. A bit.

Absolutely ridiculous
This seems like excessiveness. My brother and I used to walk to school alone. We were 5 and 7 years old respectively, and we grew up in Florida. We're pretty much everything can kill you.

This dispatch is about the five-year-old it’s BS 
Hey joggies this is Miles first time. Anyways. I got a 6 year old. And that's perfectly fine. I watch 5 year. Olds walk to school from half a mile away. Crossing multiple roads every day. And nobody gets in trouble for that. I call this BS.

Had to walk 3/4 of a mile in grade school. This kid can't walk to the pond in his neighborhood. It's ridiculous
That poor woman when I was. 6 years old. I had to walk 3/4 of a mile to school. The rule was anything. Under a mile? You did not get a school bus. Now, this is also an Upstate New York at the basically out around that mountains. It'd be below freezing temperatures and walking through snow in the winter time. Nobody said nothing about that. This kid can't just go down walk to a pond in Virginia doesn't even have any Alligators. Come on. People do better. These kids live.

My grandmother used to leash my uncle in the backyard to keep him from running off. Times were different.
My Uncle Paul who's now about 82 years old maybe a little bit older he when he was a kid had a tendency to run off. So my grandmother would uh somehow attach him to the clothesline. So he could only run so far on a leash in the backyard and 1 day, he got off that leash and he got picked up 3 miles outside of town by a trucker. He was 3 and a half or 4 years old. I don't remember. He got picked up by a trucker and was able to give the guy directions about how to drop him back off at his house. Nobody got in trouble for nothing. That seems like an extreme end of the spectrum. But so does this lady with the 5-year-old seem like the Other Extreme, there's got to be some happy medium in the Middle where we can just you know, Exist with people, trusting their kids and all that kind of stuff.

Would you be okay with that?
All right, I just got 1 question for all the women who think that the husband did it and Lindsay Clancy, Didn't Do It. Um, would you be okay to hire Lindsay Clancy as your babysitter to watch your kids? Now, just think about that. I'm pretty sure you'll get your answer. Hippie out.

I have a Costco door i am richer than you shawn. Twitch money paying off
Hey, what's up, junkies? Hey, Sean rich guy here. How's how's it going now? I actually have a Costco door. Um you walk up to it, you open it and you can go straight from our carport which you back our car up into you back, our car up into it and then you go from the back of the car. Right to our kitchen because we have a mud room in between, right. We have a this mud room, you go from the car. Right into the kitchen. It's crazy. And here's the best part. Here's the best part. We even have a little cart that you can put stuff on and you push it. You push it to the kitchen. And then you take all the stuff off the cart and then you put it in where it needs to go. And then here's the funniest part, here's the funniest part. We have shelves inside the The little mud room. Where you can put stuff, dude, I I'm so rich.

Cream pie
Thing, 1 and Thing 2. Great South Park references today, that's what I appreciate about you Sean. What I have for you today is a confession and that's I was once the base for a cream pie. And what I mean by that, is not what you think. A lady took an oatmeal cream pie. She took it on the journey to my downstairs. She combined the downstairs and that oatmeal cream pie into a meal. And that's how the cream pie came to be. See you.

Youtube attacks the 1st amendment and the auditing community.
What's up news junkies? So I enjoy spending my time watching a lot of videos on YouTube, like, most people do and I like to watch First Amendment audit videos for those that don't know, this is where people go out record in public completely legal just to see how the public and all the public officials respond to it. It's completely legal protected by the First Amendment. Well, Long Island audit, who is Sean? Paul Reyes was arrested. Uh, a few weeks back by a police Union president. This guy has been the police Union. President has been a big outspoken person against First Amendment, otter Auditors against the community. And he started to blame places like YouTube for giving them a platform. Well, as of, I believe yesterday or the day before YouTube went Through and the entire list of first amendment Auditors. They demonetized all of them I think that's something you might want to look into.

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