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Contract
Hey News, Junkie. Listen, Sean. About your contract. It's getting me a little depressed. I, I got so used to listening to you every day. and the, and the crew that I'm gonna have to ask my psychiatrist for an extra colon up in the night so I can go to sleep. Because last night I was I was thinking 89 89 and and and I'm upset. I love you guys. Bye.

Yo, he absolutely says the F-word
Hey, he absolutely says the F-word.

Evil Eye... about people all moving to one side of a jet.
Yeah, this is evil eye. In the, in the plane, the both the wings are full of fuel and that's going to weigh weigh more than any of the batches on the pencil in between the 2 of the Wings. He ain't flipping that thing over. They can fly it just fine. It has more to do with efficiency. That's all. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

How you mentally scarred all three of my children with a previous Olaf story about six years ago
Hey news, junkies y'all were talking about an Olaf story and it brought me back to when I found your show. Um, probably 6 7 years ago, I can't believe I just said 67. I have teenage boys. Um, anyway it, um, It wasn't a love story back, then it was um, I had my 3 kids in the car, they were all young and I thought you were fun, radio, show, whatever. This was, I never listened to talk radio. Um, so it was like, great and it was funny and um, y'all hadn't said anything that my kids couldn't hear until that moment. Um, it was a story about a man that was this week in Florida. He had, uh, number 3 to a stop to Olaf and then put it back on the shelf or something to that effect. And I I hadn't even heard the term number 3. I, I figured it out through context clues. But, um, thankfully you said it that way? Because my kids were like, what? And then they always, um, to this day, think this is the weirdest grossest show. Every time they get in the car and I'm listening to y'all which is a lot they're like, turn this off. It's so weird. Those people are so gross because they knew it was something bad. Even though I never told him what it was even now they're teenagers and they could probably figure it out. But anyway, So, thanks for that. Bye.

Jeanine
Hey guys, I just got my shirt today. I love it so much rocket launch was awesome. And thank you guys for Being around every day. While I'm on the road, you crack me up and you make my day go better.

I LOVE MY NEW SHIRT!!! THANKS FOR COMING UP WITH THIS DESIGN 🙌 And it came in time for me to make my PSL delivery in it 😁

$145 to fill my truck up today at the gas station
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. I just filled up my truck. It has a 34 gallon tank. It was a 145.

Proof we went to the moon
What? I really hope that we see out of this, Artemis mission is either confirmation with really good video that we have been there before or confirmation that we have not. And if we have not, it would be really nice to actually see what we learn by actually going there, taking samples, uh, stuff like that.

Talk about déjà vu
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So this Artemis launch, right? And you guys said that this spacecraft is like pretty small with these people in there, and they're going to be up there for 10 days. Um, speaking of deja vu, what if these people get stuck too? What's that? Like 2 people like a few months ago just get back after being in space for like what almost a year? Refresh my memory but I'm getting Deja Vu Vibes. Cool bye.

for those to say that, We didn't really go to the Moon before. I don't know, I used to live in the same town as Neil Armstrong and in fact, it's the same town Woody haroldson's from. It's a little town called Lebanon, Ohio. And we never really saw Neil Armstrong. There are those that live right there in that town, that would say that we've never been there. but, I mean that doesn't add up. It just to me it's seems like I'm just going to believe him. I mean I used to live in the same town as him. I'm going to believe him. Where did he go for those days then? Somebody saw the rocket go up.

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