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Its been around the wild for a long time think I need a new one!

Roommate story
Years ago, I had a roommate that I came home from work 1 day. Pulling the driveway, he comes walking out. And he's like, don't be alarmed. But We were robbed. I go inside and check the damage. Uh stuff was thrown around the drawers were pulled out dumped over ravaged through some things were missing called the police, they came and did investigation. Uh, they were asked who was the first 1 on the scene, and it was my roommate and then, uh, moved their investigation. They took me aside for questioning and they're like they asked me how well do you know this other person? and uh, as I said, why they said well This looks like it was inside job. It was the 1 that he even says the first 1 on scene. And the way everything is set up and where the alleged break-in happened. It looked like it was staged and it's possible. He was the 1 who did it.

Ice ball
Hey, Sean. I saw a photograph on line where a guy had a Chunk of ice, probably the size of a basketball that he was throwing at the police. And I think that's the guy they need to get

I will like to see AI take over my job
Hey, junkies happy Friday, uh, sorry Sunday. Um so yeah, I'd like to see AI get rid of my job for contacts. I'm a podiatrist. And uh so there's always a Non-Stop flow of dirty fat. Disgusting diabetics getting wounds to their feet eating amputations and then just regular Book care and all that stuff. So I feel like my job is pretty safe because AI can't really just sit there. Cut toes on things and cut, you know? Unfortunately, trim toenails and thousands.


A solution for Tourette’s
Hey, junkies catch up on the podcast. You guys are talking about the Tourette's, uh, syndrome. I don't have much experience with it but uh, Sean. You got to be bleeping crazy man. You want someone like that on the plane with you yelling out? I got I got a bomb, really. Nah, if you want to go out in public and your Tourette's, Let's Make a Deal. You have to get full mouth novocaine, so you can yell what you want, but don't understands. That's my solution. Have a great day wiggle, pop, pop,

Wood chipper
I elect him next in the wood chipper.


Jeffing at the expo, sorry about the background noise

that motorcyclist gave me a revolutionary new safety idea.

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