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Stinky fish in a can
Happy Thursday, Thursday, junkies. The straming is traditionally eaten on like a flatbread with like a butter or you put like a cheese down and onions and you kind of dress it up. But you're supposed to open it up underneath a like washcloths or underwater. I've even seen to release the pressure and it doesn't squirt everywhere and smell so bad but supposedly it's pretty good. I don't know.

A WISH TO YOU
Hey there. Junkies what's going on today is my bestest buddies. A birthday Mr. Silly just want to say. Hey happy birthday you bitch. A Bitch. Bye.

Yesterday shawn killed someone off He has to practice what he preaches. Get your facts right before you consider breaking news.
Hey, Sean. you have to practice, but you can reach just to say You have to get.

The politician
What's up news, junkies? Hey Sean um listening to what this politician said. If I'm hearing it correctly, she didn't actually say it was the Jeffrey Epstein. Now. Was it implied? Yeah, I guess you can say it was implied, but technically she didn't say it was the Jeffrey Epstein. She said a person named Jeffrey Epstein. Out.

Shawn, my thoughts about the obituary for the girl that died
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean. This whole this whole story about the the crews and the and the daughter getting uh getting murdered. It's it's a it's a bad story and when it comes to the you know the obituary that's that's written by the family. It's it's got to be just difficult and I don't you know I don't begrudge or criticize or critique any kind any parent that has to do that to their kid. There's there's probably so much emotion still that they're going through and um it's not it's unusual detail about not liking heavy metal but um there's probably a there's probably a link to that where she said before that. She really doesn't like it but but oh well. But um yeah it just overall though. It's just yeah terrible. Terrible for the for the family. Have a good 1 guys.


Air Travel
Hey John geese, first off disclaimer, I Am A Private Pilot, not a commercial pilot, if it matters. Uh, in reference to the air travel thing. The answer to unruly passengers has been hidden in plain sight from the beginning. Close the airport bars and remove alcohol from the equation and most of the problems go away. But I'm not naive enough to think that's really going to happen. Uh, second 1 of the ISS parts of the campaign I heard from earlier. Um, and another news program is that uh Airline employees are relying on passengers to help them and assist them with unruly passengers. If it happens. Uh, if the airlines Comping my ticket. Sure. I'll lend a hand. Otherwise hell, no. I'm not going to get elbowed spit and potentially sued to help a flight attendant with an unruly passenger. Sorry, just not going to happen. Have a good day. Safe flying.


Airlines haven't exactly helped foster a reason to be prim and proper on flights

See Shawn I told you weeks ago!!!!!!!
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here, Sean. I told you I said this several weeks ago, I said The more you've been working out. Less drinking. You quit smoking. You're more congested, more allergies, more sick, more this more of that bro. Go back to smoking. Pick up the bottle a little bit more and stop walking around. You were doing much better than just saying.

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