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Shawn just didn't have his Celsius earlier

I4 Sinkhole question???
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to ask a quick question. What is the pulse on that sinkhole on I4? I heard that all 4 lanes were closed last night. Anyhow, that must have been a mess. I'm so glad I live in the Seminole County

What the heck, dudes?!
What the heck, dudes? I'm walking around Mount Dora, just happen to be in here from Vegas and, uh, stumbled upon a real radio broadcast. It was the monsters this morning. No sign of the News Junkie though. I was like, what's going on? I asked somebody there. They were like, oh, Colbert's going to be at Whiskey Kitchen at 3 and I was like, okay, but no News Junkie. And he's like, no. And I was like, okay well, What the heck?

Bucky's girl rocks!
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just wanted to chime in real quick about the B's girl, I have still not been in a B's. I've had some food from there, it was like, nah, like a, um, 12 dollar brisket sandwich or something. It was pretty good. But I mean, it was like, it wasn't spectacular. I haven't been to the store yet, um, but I will say that, uh, this girl is my hero.

I say it the way you do Shaun & Google agrees! I remember when I first moved here from up north a coworker told me she couldn't wait to see the Jag-Wires. I had no idea what she was talking about. I said what is a Jag-Wire??? We laugh about it still.

I've seen a Jaguar rear end a bus in Florida before

The Scream Murder Documentary
Watching that screen. Murder documentary. Screw them. Kids. I'm glad they got life without parole. They should have got the death penalty but that's just my opinion and I own a lot of horror stuff and love horror movies and all that crap and I never ever think to do something like that.

We dna test dog poop to find its owners
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. All right. Well, I'm trying to add to today's topic, so where I work is Spanish class or it's an Italian castle and there's a apartments that you can live here or rather expensive. Uh, there's also shopping, Italian restaurant boutiques, all kinds of stuff out here bars breweries to hold on yours kind of like celebration in Disney where you can live and work and all inclusive. Well, there's a open pet friendly here. You can take your dogs around, you don't have to have a leash because it's all private property. My boss owns it Well, the apartment's actually have a method where, when you move in, they test your dog's poop, and they can tell the dog's DNA, so that if they find poop in Pro around the property, that should have been picked up. They can actually take that turd, test it and find out which apartment that actually belongs to They don't do it enough because somebody's been targeting the nail salon and leaving a big old, juicy turd out in front of the nail salon in the middle of the night, every night for the last 2 weeks. So we're going to put a camera up to catch. Them should be pretty cool. Anyways later

Pick up the poop
well, as I, uh, Pest control guy. I can tell you this right now, the most annoying thing. That it happens to me during the day. It's going to a customer's house. They know you're going there and they know you're coming. And they don't pick up their dog mess. I mean, literally yards riddled with poop. It's I, it's disgusting. Pick up your poop people.

Dog poop in the retention pond
And his junkies. So, hey, first of all Sean, I'm sorry about uh Correcting your uh, pronunciation of Jaguar. But anyhow, um, I did want to mention, I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this before, but you've ever lived in a big development, um, after a rain, if you go to a retention Pond, there is numerous numerous, uh, Walmart bags and load. There's low density type of bags just floating around. And, um, I I, finally figured out why it's, it's because the people, uh, scoop up their dog poop into the bag and then they find a store room drain a store, a storm drain to throw it in and then when it rains heavily, all these things, get washed into the retention pond. So uh retaining pond whatever. So I don't know if you've ever noticed that or not but that's how that happens. I believe uh have a great day.

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