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I guess his shoulders do fit…

Too big for the plane window
Okay? Being too large to fit through a window and there's a vacuum differential outside and inside. If you ever saw, uh, 1 of the alien franchise movies, Alien, Resurrection that scenario was demonstrated with the monster being dispatched and the vacuum pulled him up to the window and then sucked his guts out until he was small enough to to get sucked out through the window. I don't know if that could happen or not, but does sound like a real pet way to go.


Talk about a scar
Hey junkies, what's going on? On the topic of the lightning. I had always said since I was a kid, my 2. Favorite Scars by ever had to obtain scars would be obviously a shark bite. Um, the sharks are awesome. I would love to have that as a story under my belt and then lightning strike. I don't know if you guys have seen the scars of lightning strikes, they kind of look like trees. Um, so I really thought that would be cool. Anyway, bye.


Big poop word
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So this whatever word that, I'm not going to try to pronounce for the big belly problems. Look, I eat junk all the time. I love me some slim gyms. I need kind of beef jerky. Um, I had Taco Bell 2 days in a row this week and I am fine. So bring on whatever this bug is because ain't nothing gonna get me down. Bye.

Cyclospora has the word Satan in it
What's going on News? Junkie crew, man. The only thing I got from that word cyclo spora, whatever? Was I heard the word Satan in there and that involves explosive diarrhea that may be bloody. Yep, that's Satan definitely

Electric shock
Hello, Barber here. I can tell you without a doubt. That if you pee on an electric fence, it will shock you. Because I did it. And I got shot. And it felt really weird painful. But weird.

lightning strike
Yeah, I used to install new air conditioners in new houses years ago. During 1 job during an install, there was a lightning storm outside lightning hit the ground. Traveled through the ground through the copper pipes, into the new construction house. And to the unit I was working on and all of my tools that were laying on that unit. While I'm working started having Sparks shoot off of them to the cabinet of the unit. Luckily, there wasn't any other wiring or anything inside the house yet but there was some scary stuff.

Lightning strikes at work!
Hey news. Junkies uh, no 1 like me here. Uh, just about 10 years ago. I was at work. Um I work in live in Florida and uh in the parking lot of our office building, huge lightning strike, hit, uh it was less than like 500 feet away from our office building and it completely uh, Zapped. All the phones systems, and all the computers in the building. So we were uh dead in the water that day. No work to be done in the rest of the day. Uh, but luckily, nobody got hurt, so great outcome, but yeah, Lightning Man, nothing to mess with. You got to fear it and respect it.