Honestly, I couldn't see. ceiling going as the dude from The Big Lebowski Plus you get to walk around with the white russian all night long. That's awesome.

Good afternoon. This is John celaine, rate my crime. It's a doozy. When I was 15 years old me and my friend took some Mr. Bubble, over to the Fountain, Blue Hotel in Miami about 1:00 in the morning and boy did it start bubbling up. We hauled butt out of there. Never got caught. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

hey guys, this is for committing a crime where I actually met Charles Manson I worked in a gas station 1 of those Center ones back in 1978 where everybody would pay with cash. Mainly, and me, and my friends had some keys made and broke into it on a weekend. But we screwed up and opened the cash register and then broke the window to look like. That's how we broke in and some of the glass got into it. So it wasn't hard to catch us, but I ended up getting 45 weekends in jail and 15 years probation and I did the 15s in jail at San Quintin. And we got to serve food to inmates and stuff. They kept us safe from everybody, but I saw food to Charlie Manson He wanted me to call him Charlie and the women we had to cut all the bananas. Has an hot dogs in half. So, they couldn't use them on each other. All right, I love your show. Thanks.

First crime that comes to mind for me. Uh, growing up all through high school and a little bit after I worked in radio and uh I did news Gathering like man on the street interviews. I had my own radio show about big band music uh did everything I could do and eventually became the assistant engineer for a group of 4, radio stations and 1 day. I was walking by the studio and the country, uh, music jock, that was on the air sticks, his head out and goes, hey, come here and he gave me 2 names. 1 of them was Nanette. And 1 of them was like Fred and he said pick 1, well, Nanette, was my cousin. And so, I picked her. Well, it turns out I picked who won a jet ski in a radio contest. So, uh, unknowingly, I violated an FCC law about contests rigging, but at that point, I really couldn't do anything about it. It was kind of an accident. Uh, oh well.

So, technically, not a crime Society, go to jail, but a lot of us did this back in the day back, when they first had the cable boxes, it was just a big rotary dial on it. And if you folded a piece of paper, just write and slipped it in and slid, it behind the dial, you get all the pay channels for nothing. And I pulled that off in my bedroom for about 2 months. And my parents got a call from the cable company. Saying, they wanted to check our equipment, we might have been receiving unauthorized signals Well, no problem. I just went into the bedroom, pulled out the piece of paper, they came and found nothing but that was the end of that scam.

So where I live in rural Central Illinois, um, a lot of trick-or-treaters usually turn at the street to the north of my house. So usually, if there's houses along my street, they skip those houses completely. Uh, so I've usually participated in our communities Trunk or Treat, which is usually falls on the first night of the trick-or-treating because there we do 2 nights, the 30th and the 31st. So I just do participate in the trunk or treat and not even uh hand out candy on Halloween.

Hey news, junkies this is trucker Mike here. Want to chime in on this HOA. If this was my HOA, I would tell them to go suck, big fat, hairy donkey balls. That's all I got.

Hey guys, happy day. When you were talking about uh the lady doing the Samuel, Jackson impression I cringe and really thought she was going to do a Morgan Freeman impression because someone had done that before.

Okay, so my crime. Well crimes actually plural that I never got caught for. I was 14, 15 years old and I think there was another dispatcher that was kind of similar. But any friend's house that I went over and spent the night or even my own house, I would always steal a car. I was still the car, I was great at getting down the driveway, keeping it in neutral, keeping it quiet until I got a little bit aways away and then I turned it over. And 1 time, this was before Maps, this was before, like Google Maps, we didn't have cell phones like that. These are like Motorola Razr and Nokia brick phone days and driving to um on the highway got lost didn't know how to get back to a veto and stopped at a 711. There was a an officer that was in the parking lot and I was so confident and I was like, I was like Hey, I'm like um I need to get back to Oviedo, do you know, which way I should go and they pointed me right there. And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe they fell for that. I was like 14.