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Lunch lady arms
So when it comes to the pick a side, I think the dispatcher who called it, a racist situation was trying to highlight that the 1 woman emphasized, the word English, when implying that the English British woman didn't understand English. That being said, I take the lunch lady side because she was at least seemingly polite and decent. Throughout this interaction, she might have started off, being not courteous taking up a bit much space, but this other woman came in all gas. No breaks a complete batch about the whole situation. I can't feel bad for her anymore. She made herself the villain in a winnable situation. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going with the other chick so you

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Airplane lunch lady
Okay. First of all, it's been a really long time since I've done a dispatch. So hello C Lane and hello. Sean. Second of all, I travel for work and I'm on a plane. All the time and sometimes I have a layover in Atlanta. I use Delta I almost always have to go through Atlanta and sometimes I don't have enough time to eat lunch and I have to bring my lunch on the plane and I don't think that's a big deal at all and I don't understand why people think it's a big deal for you to bring your lunch from a restaurant in the airport, onto the plane with you. Sometimes my layover is an hour which by the time you get off the plane and you walk 10 miles through the Atlantic Airport you don't have time to sit and have a beer and a burger. You have to bring it with you. Uh, but I think that the camera lady is Bonkers and way overblowing, it, I love you.

Girl who got dumped by fiancee because she got sick
hey news, Junkies First time dispatching. I'm a marriage counselor here in Orlando and it really bothers me the story about the girl whose fiance dumped her because she got sick and I know it sounds corny, but I believe in the institution of marriage and sickness and the health and richer poor, all that kind of good stuff, but I think he just needs to change his mindset because if you think about it, if she has a nice job, maybe some insurance money in the bank. She'll probably be dead in 5 years. So, short-term pain, long-term gain, if he can, just stick it out, maybe, get back with or reconcile. I think things will be will really work out wonderfully for them. So wiggle wiggle, pop up, see you later.

Damn should have listened to your whole story about the Alaska story!
Damn, Sean, I should have waited until he finished that whole segment on it until I was like, oh look, the Republicans do it too, because then you mentioned also how in Florida. The Republicans do it too. So, my bad. Damn, I feel like a complete jerk right now.

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Nothing is guaranteed in marriage but you've agreed to everything.
Uh, I just wanted to dispatch in about the lady whose fiance abandoned her because she's ill, uh, dear sir, that's not how this works, that's not how marriage works. Uh, when you sign up, you're you agree to everything, you're in this for the Long Haul, no matter what happens in our marriage. Um, my wife had some health difficulties about a year into us being married and then um she had some like job stuff happen and then she switched jobs and at her new job as a preschool teacher she got 4 TBI that have in many ways sidelined her life. She can't drive anymore, all kinds of stuff. We've been through a million things together and that's just how it goes. That's what we signed up for nothing's changed. As far as what we're committed to, we've just had some hurdles and that's it and same thing should be for anybody getting married, you are signing up. For whatever happens that's just the way it goes.

Republicans also stack ballots. Ask Scott Maxwell
Hey Sean. While this story out of Alaska is kind of wild. You should really talk to Scott, Maxwell, he's covered this multiple times about how Republicans do this in Florida and it's never talked about. So before you go saying, oh my God, this is a Democrat wild thing. You should probably check out the Republicans in Florida because they are constantly doing this with their candidates.