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Weapon of choice when walking the neighborhood
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So yeah. Um I bring something with me when I walk around in my neighborhood. Um, what I do is I bring a News Junkie magnet every time I show them that they run the opposite direction man. Thanks bye.

Good Thursday
yo, Junkies I am cheetah. How good Thursday wiggle pop.

spinosaurid news
Hey everybody happy today. So I got some neat dinosaur news. I read a paper earlier today that covered some new findings, um, on Spinosaurus which are Semi-aquatic theropod dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period, uh, made famous by, obviously, Spinosaurus object egiptus, which is the biggest, but there are some lesser known names in there, like, uh, bionics and Suka mimus, and what the paper covered was some similarities between an earlier discovered skeleton called, and the more famous sukham minus another way the naming system works on these things is if they find out that these are actually congruent species. Uh, we are kissing sukam goodbye and it's all Chris datasaurus from now on. So that's cool. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

AIR conditioning in Europe
The problem with air conditioners in Europe. My girlfriend lives in Scotland, it's hot but it's only like hot for 1 or 2 weeks. Then it's like a decent temperature with no humidity. It's not like crazy, Florida, Heat. So they don't see the point if anything they could do the window units over there, but reconfiguring all their old buildings. It's not worth it for like a couple weeks a year.

I Thought free subs were through Publix.
So, I feel so stupid. You guys keep talking about gifted Subs. And it just now hit me. That it's subscriptions, not actual. Public Subs. I know. I'm a freaking idiot. Anyway, what the news junkie.com and it says This site domain is for sale, so I just putting it in wrong. Um I know I'm spelling it, right. So can you guys help me out? Maybe I appreciate it.

Shawn
Sean, just when I started liking you again, you have to go and make a really disrespectful remark yesterday. You were talking about having to go to Walmart amongst the poor OS. Really man, you think? That only poor people shop at Walmart, come on. Show some respect.

Great reference C-Lane
Hey junkies, I'll definitely be there for the live show and shout out to sea Lane for the old-fashioned South Park reference. You know, I got that 1. We will wake up pop pop.

Shawn already has a record deal after yesterday

Japanese tourist
Hey junkies, so the brooch Japanese guy reminds me of the cycled episode. Where Kramer spends all the Japanese, guys, his money and now they're living in his drawers and whatnot and they got in the way to go home. Anyways. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

New York trash can lady, my opinion
Hey, Sean and see Lane listening to you yesterday's uh podcast. Uh, with the lady with the trash can I think that if she is, uh found quote, unquote guilty of the crime of stealing something, I think the punishment should fit the crime which should be her go having to go around the city to pick up trash because obviously, she dumped the trash and number 2 is as sea Lane said, we are in 2026. Whatever you do that is negative in your personal capacity, can affect your professional job or wherever it is. You work. Um, look up the guy by the name of tizzy, n t, i z z, y e n t tons of videos there showing that case of people being stupid or whatever it is and of course finding out those Uh, people are no longer with them. Anyways, Craig from Colorado, wiggle. Wiggle pop up.