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Weird rain in Florida... from Evil Eye
Hey News Junkie its evil. I the reason we get that weird thing where there's rain and then there's no rain and there's rain again is because Florida is full of lakes. And it rains over the Lakes gets to land and it's all out of rain. Where I live. I got Lakes All Around Me. Barely rains right in the middle where I am. if I'm lucky to have a cloud big enough to drop any rain on me, but that's why you can see, rain 10 ft away. I'm going the other side of the house and the sun is shining It's weird.

Rain doesn't move everywhere, like that.
Good afternoon. Sean, I don't think rain moves like that everywhere when I moved here from Jersey as a kid, I think I was 11 or 12. The first thing that amazed me that I noticed it was raining on 1 side of the street, but not the other and I've never experienced that living up there. So I think here, it's more of a phenomenon than it is anywhere else. Because here you can see it coming, you can actually stand in 1 place and stay dry where there's rain, 30 feet away. So It's my uh 2 Sons have a good 1, guys. Happy pre Friday.

How I go through webs
Sean. You saying you walk through spider webs like Brad Pitt. And Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is crazy. Talk And I know when I go through them, it's more like, Will Ferrell when he's in that 1 Movie, he's like the soccer coach. Oh yeah, kicking and screaming.

The reflecting pool.
So I've been in San Francisco all week uh teaching classes and so you guys come on at 8 in the morning out here. So I've been podcasting, revisiting the topic of the reflecting pool. I used to work at a hotel 64 acres under glass had a big river that ran through it. And 1 year, we flooded whole place was shut down for 8 months. They cleaned it from top to bottom. It was pristine. They refilled. The river inside with a garden hose took about 6 days and the water looked beautiful. It's never looked better in its life and then they turned on the pumps to like make the waterfalls go and stuff. Instant muddy everything they never cleaned out the pipes, they never cleaned out the pumps. So maybe it really was something in the, in the pipes that was left over. That just got back into the system. So maybe that's a real thing, it might not be sabotage.

You've talked about the Scottish in Boston. If I missed it im sorry, but here is when the Scot soccer fans went to Fenway. I had to include a file, so I used a pic of my bucketlist Bloody Mary.

Family Bathroom part 2 Interested in your take.
News, Junkie, snafu podcaster out of Georgia. I had to switch over to audio because my video was too big, and I don't know how to trim it down at this point. but it's about the guy in the bathroom who is Please know this a complete dbag. I get that. Now, my wife was listening to a podcast where this guy was taking this video apart, you know, which people do I get it but then he basically put out the guy's name, all of his businesses, the town where he lived to unleash Madness upon him, which is going to get him hurt or killed. I believe that tact is just as stupid as calling the police on a dad, taking his daughter's into the bathroom. I am a girl dad but we are going to places that are stupid. I don't understand it. And why don't people just mind their own damn business? As for the show? I love the News Junkie. I appreciate what you guys are doing and I can't wait to see what happens next Thursday when you fill us all.

Shrek is for kids
Hey, Sean. Hey Sean. I I watched the first wreck and I Didn't really care. Um, I wasn't going to go back unless I was forced to buy kids. I think that's pretty much everyone's boat, right. Do you actually go to watch Shrek without kids?

Austin Powers
Yeah, so that awesome powers form might be a possibility because there's a new Verizon commercial with Dr. Evil and Scott evil. And All the Minions he had with him in the Austin Powers movies. So the sets are up. Could be a possibility.

POOL GUY HERE SHAWN YOU'RE WRONG
What's up, junkies happy today. So Sean you were wrong. They're throwing chlorine out. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Okay. Uh if they have high levels of phosphates they need a phosphate treatment so they'll do the phosphate treatment on top of keeping the chlorine extremely high, for a period of time brushing the walls and vacuuming it out on a regular basis. With a good filtration, if the filtration is not good enough, then they need to up their up their game and also the whole ozonator thing. It's a gimmick device that pool builders sell to people, that doesn't really work. I know there's going to be pool builders out there that hate me and they're like oh no, it works. No, it doesn't. All right, I've been doing this like 10 years. Those things do not work. They do nothing for the pool, okay? You're just selling a gimmick device to people that have no idea what's going on and they just buy into it because oh, the pool builder said it's a great idea. Okay. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Sorry for the audio. It’s a loud fountain. I she am suffering from the algae bloom.