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I think we need a Franky McDonald voice!!! All the wiggles and all the pops! Ahhhhhh!

Italian mobster it's voice
Hi, Bob here. That actually sounds a mix between a Russian. And a Taliban maybe Isis guy. That's the best I can come up with. but Italian, mobster and,

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I love The News Junkie! Bleh!

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one ah ah ah, two ah ah ah. i love to count things, and i may want to suck your blood!

Tom holland oddysee imax camera
Hey guys, listen, do you play the Matt Damon interview about the Odyssey? Um, funny enough, they actually did an interview with uh, Tom Holland and Zendaya. I forgot on what show but he was also talking about how um, the IMAX camera only shoots for like, like Max 3 minutes or 2 and a half minutes whatever he was saying. And Tom Holland was saying he was convinced that Christopher Nolan just really didn't like his acting because he kept calling cut and eventually. Um, he got so discouraged that 1 of like the assistance on set had to go over to Tom and be like, hey, just so you know, it's the camera, it's only shooting for 3 minutes at a time that that's why it's not that he doesn't like you, but yeah, it was pretty funny clip. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.


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you know this dispatcher keeps my bushes seriously wet

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Oh Shawn, every time you're on camera just gets me excited ya know. I have an itch only you can scratch ya know what I mean?

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I'll have the linguine, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.

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Listen here you little Guido we got to buy something if you want to use my restroom That's been around since the start of time if you don't like it go around to the back and poop in the alley like I made that little kid do and now it's made fun of at school you don't want to get made fun do you