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Old people and guns
Can we, please? Agree. That we need to stop allowing angry old people to buy guns, it never ends well for anybody.

Undercover boss rehab
Hey, guys, listen to you talk about Undercover Boss, used to like that show a lot when it first came out. Um, I'll always remember the, I think it was the Donato's episode where the woman's CEO was undercover and she was going around doing deliveries with this kid. He I don't know how old he was at least, like 18 or something, but She was having such a great time with him on all of his deliveries. They were joking laughing. She was getting to really know him and just just really interested in his story and who he was and just thought he was just the model employee until she found out he smoked weed and then at the end of the episode, She paid for him to go to a weed rehab center. I always remember that as being 1 of the funniest things ever. Oh, how times have changed. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

The otters of Lake Tahoe are waiting to welcome Lynette back to the beach.

Zootopia Everton otter
Scotty Long duk Dong here? Question, for the otter lady. Does the movie zootopia? Give her nightmares now. See.

I'm the VP of my HOA
So, I joined my HOA because I hate HOAs and because when I first moved to my neighborhood, I realized that we have a bunch of old stuffy like super and I mean, hold on to your pearls Edith, that they were super racist and I'm not and they were that we had a meeting 1 time and just openly, they were being racist in front of, like, 45 residents in the neighborhood. And so, I joined a HOA. I'm now Vice President, which I don't hold as an honor, I hold as a burden. And this guy's HOA sounds like a nightmare. We had a family that was 2,975 behind on dues. They showed us that they were having financial difficulty and they currently have their house up for sale. We're like yeah. Go for anything we could do to help you, you know, move this process along to help you sell the house, we'll help you fix it up. That's what a neighborhood is for. It's not just for the Neighbors who bitch about everything, it's for all the neighbors,

Thought crimes and Ed
All right, what's up? Joy's happen today, so Sean 2 things, you can't be arrested for Thought crime. So if you say, you know, I want to K, Rick Scott, you know, you can't be arrested for that. I mean, you know, it's a thought crime, you know, let's not. Let's not get into that weird world where we start arresting people for threats online. I mean, come on, I mean, how many times would you be arrested? But also when it comes to the, uh, uh, what's that guy? The redheaded guy. No soul guy. Um, Bro, music's music's been political all of our Lives, bro. Like you don't even know like everything is political, bro. You know, the music is political, it is the politicalization of our voices in a symphonic form, bro, you don't even know like God, You don't even understand music. If you don't understand politics like cuz that's what music is bro.

Athlete who pooped herself
Hi guys. I am a podcast listener and I, uh, just listened to your story about the woman who spoiled herself in China. I am currently uh, training for that same exact race in Tampa. It's a tough race, it's hard. It's you pushing your body to the the absolute limits. But having said that, that this whole thing is insane, the fact that she kept racing and then posted a win as a win afterwards, the, uh, uh, competition, um, headquarters owners whoever Um, not taking this as seriously as they need to, um, and then the other athletes who are comparing it to Marathon running and thinking, it's not a big deal, it's all insane. Most people are on the side of. She should have been disqualified. She should have been pulled off of the mat. Um, I just hope. That when I go to compete that there's plenty of diapers available, um and then also the memes coming out of this are great. So I guess that's the Silver Lining there.

Key West life from a local
Hey Sean uh regards to your Key West trip. I actually saw you coming to my bar uh Dirty Harry's around 9:00 on Friday night. Uh I was the singer on stage being in a Sublime song. Uh, unfortunately, I was excited, I wanted to meet you but, uh, you didn't stay very long. Um, But I see what you're saying about the service industry in Key West and everyone not being so happy. A lot of it is because a lot of service industry, you know, bartenders and servers are down here feel very trapped by the money they make because the money is very good. But living expenses are also high. So it does create a, uh, a kind of work to survive, uh, environment and attitude down here in the keys. Um, and a lot of people feel trapped and don't necessarily know where to go, uh, because this is the most money they've ever made in their lives. Uh, working down here. So, uh, yeah, a little food for thought on what Key West has going. But, uh, as a musician, uh, I love it personally. So, it's great for me.

I have the perfect companion for finger girl. She’s clearly a mutant from Mars.

Jails now
What do you junkie crew? I just got out of jail earlier this year. Because I got a DUI. And now, when you go into jail, They don't give you a risk band. They give you an identification card. That has your picture on it, like you work for Microsoft. and they have to scan that every time you want to get a meal and now you can also get tablets in jail and, It's, it's a different world, man. I'm getting too cheated.