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Shawn Look Alike! This is a friend of mine



Tuffys
Thanks again for Halloween Eve, boys. It's always a great time at Live Events and I always recommend that people attend those when possible. Um, you get to have a good time with the other listeners interacting with them and interacting with the show, always a super fun time. I was hanging out with Mama Greaser and water boys at my table, we got to see uh, Ryan Holmes swing through. Uh, cool costumes. Right? Uh, oh daughter 2 times was there. I didn't know she wasn't supposed to be there, but I had her there. She blending right in though, so, it worked out. And I didn't mind her being there, even though there was a dude, running around with halfday Duke's on tied together, about strings, it all works out, uh, costume contest was cool. The ostrich was pretty neat but my hands down, winner was the binbot because I think being able to functionally shoot marshmallows out of your tits. Should be a winner at something like that, every day in time. Uh, I also got stuck with this wooden Tuffy's nickel because I forgot to turn it in even though I did drink a number of drinks. I never got my free 1. Damn it.


I'm in Port St. Lucie, and I couldn't leave my house yesterday. Was Crazy!!

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Well, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is at it again. A recent interview with Altman revealed that we shouldn't own the RAM or DRAM cards we have on our computers, calling it a waste, and that they would be better utilized in the data centers that OpenAI owns or leases. Hard pass. You can have my DRAM cards when you can grab them from my cold, dead hands. [Screaming Goat]

I voted and it was Part One Tribe across the board! 3rd laptop sticker for the win!

Murrrr ica. Also what did Palm Bay do to CLANE? :p

Lunch lady for sure
100% the lunch lady. The other lady. Was just looking for trouble with the camera in her hand and she doesn't sound like a skinny little person. She sounds like a big thick. Human being taken up a lot of space in the middle seat that she chose. So now I got to go with the little old lady that sounds like my sweet Irish aunt.