Post a new dispatch

Choose what you want to send.

Latest dispatches


My pool turned green and it was those damn leftist squirrels
Hey, Sean and crew. About a month ago I had the same problem in my pool. Pool started turning green. I couldn't get it to stop. So I took a sample to the pool store and they told me my 5 sites were high. I think it's those dog on leftist frogs that did it, you know, those frogs that always jumping in and then squirrels are throwing peanuts in my dog on pool. And they just messing it all up anyway. This stuff's just getting ridiculous, granted it's annoying. They spend 14 million dollars to not fix a problem. But if I remember correctly to pull was more whitish before and now it's got more bluish. So if it's more bluish wouldn't the water be warmer which would cause more algae. I'm just saying

Las Vegas sphere movies
You guys were talking about the spear in Las Vegas, 2. Other good ones to be Arachnophobia and uh, Backdraft out in Hollywood and Universal. They had a backdraft Like show. So if they could figure out a way, you could feel the heat from the back from the fire. I think that'd be a cool 1.

SOCIAL SECURITY DEBATE
What's up, junkies? Happy today. Sean, you were talking about old people expecting people to pay for their social security. Well, you know, if the, um, people that constantly say that, oh, well, you know, Millennials and gen Z and Gen X need to get it together. Um, tell me why those same people had the best stock market around during their time. And all of existence up to today, they've had the best Market possible if they would have invested 10 to 20% of what they were supposed to back, then they would be multi multi-millionaires by now. And they wouldn't have to worry about social security, but they constantly want to jump on the younger generation of. Well, you need to get yourself together. You need to get yourself together. Why didn't you get yourself together back then? You would be multi-millionaires now, but no, you want to put it off on everybody else. Like, oh well, you know, back in my day you there's there's a massive difference of what it is from, then, to now,

working penis
Hey everybody, happy today. So this is the first dispatcher with such a goober. But he made a point and by his logic this dad taking his young girls to the bathroom was in the right? Because his girls were the 1 that was using the restroom and they were using the girls restroom. Now Had Daddy O whipped out his working penis and started using the bathroom. In the women's room. I might have an issue with that, but he wasn't using the restroom. He was supervising his girls. So they use the girls restroom. I don't know how people get so hung up about this. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

knudge those babies into bathrooms?! lol
Hey, dudes! Junkies, uh, yeah, so, just just set the 1 year old baby girl at the door to the women's bathroom and then, yeah, same same thing, baby. Baby boy. Just just set him at the door and kind of push him in. Because I assumed his penis works, right? That's the whole, the, the Crux,

Man in Ladies room
You are so wrong when it comes to the bathroom issue. If you've got a working penis, you go in the boys' room, you got a vagina, you go in the girls room, real simple. I don't care what you identify as until you get the actual change in the body part you go to if you're going to piss standing up, you go to a men's room real simple. I don't care what you can call yourself, you could dress in a wig whatever you want. Until you you got a working penis, you go in the men's room. End of it.


Nazi car
Hey junkies just wanted to chime in uh about the story you're talking about these kids yelling people and those with Elon Musk and calling people Nazis and Teslas. And I just think it's funny that I actually drive a Nazi car and it's a Volkswagen. Yeah, I nobody cares that I drive a car. That was literally created by the Nazis. In fact, it's probably 1 of the better vehicles on the road. Um, so I don't know. Nobody yells at me. I kind of wish they would that way give me a reason to yell back at them and maybe get some of my aggression out, but you know what? Hey, 2026. I drive in Nazi car and people don't care. You drive a clean electric car. and, People lose their minds. I don't know. Anyway, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Tesla restaurant scoop
Howdy Folks, Kurt here, Sean here at the scoop on the Tesla restaurant that I've learned about, uh, just watching some board streamers go there. Um, even though it says you don't have to be a Tesla owner to dine, in their experiences that they did have to be, I believe they had even rented a Tesla for the day and they were like, oh owner, information. Doesn't match up. You're not allowed in, but that was because there were protesters outside and apparently, there have been pretty consistently since it opened. Um, you know, and those kids, they just knew they'd get on camera. They were bored. They know other IRL streamers are there fairly often because they're out of content ideas and uh, I think that's all it was. They just wanted some attention to get on camera with a wiggle butt.

Any contract updates?
Hey, Sean, Sean. So the radio station has been broadcasting commercials saying that you're going to be at a live broadcast on July 3rd. Any update on your contract. Love to show guys.