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Hey, good morning. So what kind of crap is this, Walt Disney World charging people, ten dollars for a peek and peanut butter sandwich with jelly? Now, is that pretty stupid? They should be giving it away for all the billions and billions of dollars they make I guess we should boycott them, sorry. But

Tropic like it’s hot theme song
What's up, junkies? I hope everybody's safe sea Lane. You absolutely killed it last night. Uh, so your theme song. Milton's bearing down on. You trumpet. Like It's Hot trumpet. Like It's Hot trumpet. Like it's hot tonight doesn't title sir, Drop It. Like, It's Hot trumpet. Like, It's Hot trumpet. Like a saw. See you in the funny, man, trumpet like a tall. Trumpet like a tall, trumpet hot. It was a category 5 and we try to stay alive when the gate is coming knocking at a door. Everybody stay safe. Love you peace. Wiggles and Pops.

No Power Trucks
Big problem. Sean is that we drove around Longwood Casselberry and Altamonte and did not see a single power. Company truck anywhere on 434 436 1792. So, this may be a long outage for a lot of us.

Substation issues.
Hey Sean. Yeah, I'm not a lineman yet but I've done some training and I'm getting ready to start with the utility. If uh, if you're saying substation issues, that's probably going to be a while. Sorry to tell you. Um, that's not an easy fix. Yeah. Good luck.

Hot shower option?
Hello junkies. So a little bit of a hack here. Um if your power is out and you're dying for a hot shower, I belong to a certain gym. that usually has very uh, little sign up fee and is only ten dollars a month to belong to Uh, maybe sign up for that. For a month, you can stop it at any time I believe and, uh, or if you have a similar kind of gym in your neighborhood, that might be an option. If you're really dying for a hot shower, And some AC. All right. Thank you twinkle. Let it out.

Those surfers are full of it
Hey, yo, uh, I'm I live in koku beach and I Surf and I'm a surf instructor. There is no way. Those idiots are going to catch any waves today. The they're going to get blown out of the Waves. I swear to God the wind is just too strong. They're going to be stalled at the very top of the wave and then they're going to get swallowed up as a as a collapses on them. So I don't know what the hell they're talking about. They're Mickey Mouse Surfers themselves.


Hey news, junkies thank you so much for yesterday, I really appreciate it, man. I need all the help that I could get to calm down. You almost got me to subscribe to this. You know, the secret shows for 20 bucks a month, but Piece anyways, brother.

Helicopter flying really low in my neighborhood supposedly because of downed power line

Publix opening at 2:00
Hey, this is Kat from Palm Coast reporting that the Publix in Flagler Beach. And Palm Coast will be open at 2 pm today. We're waiting in the parking lot and they are about to open the doors. All right, stay safe out there. Bye y'all.

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