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Squirrel map
Happy holidays news, junkies I uh could probably Google this but I prefer to get my news from you. So I got to know how did the squirrel map? Uh, pan out. Are there squirrels in Alaska? Are there squirrels in Hawaii? I don't know. And I know that you guys know. So, can you can you fill us in? Thanks.

Home alone fact
What a what a little fact about uh home alone uh right at the very beginning when they're getting passing out the tickets for the airline the Dad throws away 1 of the tickets. It's there's a really fast clip you got to watch But uh that's the reason he gets left home because they leave him at home on purpose and then he's like, oh my gosh, you left him home anyway. It's just a stupid little fact about home loan wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Tip them cruise bartenders
Happy holidays junkies. Hey, this guy who said he did 37 shots. Tequila on the Cruise. He must be a crappy Tipper, because you walk in the first day of a cruise, everybody knows you throw down a 20 at different bars, and those bartenders work so much. They'll work 3 different bars in a day. So you're by the pool in the morning and the lounge at night and then the casino in the middle of the night and you'll see the same guy and he will remember you, those guys will take care of you. If you drink packages, like just Wells. It was your tipping, they'll give you anything. You want top top shelf bourbon, whatever just tip, the bartenders as soon as you get there and you won't need 40 Tequilas, you'll need about 3 and you'll be feeling just fine.

Have a great holiday, Junkies!!
Hey, junkies a while ago, you said that you were disheartened by compliments because they seem to only lead to people asking to be picked on for its in the street. Well, I'm not asking to be picked today. So you know, these Compliments are for real. I just want to thank you guys for the entertainment that you guys bring to the table every day. It's so fantastic. What you do for all of us, especially with how busy I am with a dual bachelor program, you know, when I need some levity and I need some time away for my studies. I immediately come here or the secret shows. Thank you so, so much for what you do? Have a great holiday. You guys earned your vacation. Thank you so much for what you do. Have a great 1.

About the drink pours on cruise
Sean 15 drinks sounds excessive but they're not heavy pores. I went on a Carnival Cruise and they're 1 oz pores for each drink and you can easily drink 18 oz of tequila in 1 day and probably be sober. I know all of you probably could. So it's a joke, I went on MSC cruise and it was unlimited for real and I probably had 40 tequila drinks a day and it was great. Um but if you say, they're cutting it out down to 15, that sucks.

How to get shots on cruises and weddings
Hey, junkies just chiming in on the shots on a cruise ship. So the way to get around, there are no shot rules. Uh and this works about weddings and any place else. Basically, that doesn't allow shots is if you just order like a whiskey neat, it'll come with no ice. It'll just be the liquor in the glass and it's not a mixed shot of course, but it will do the job for sure.

15 drink
Hey guys! Happy day, Merry Christmas! Happy New Year. Either you guys are bigger pussies than I thought, or I'm more of an alcoholic than I thought. I can do off a 24 pack on the pontoon boat on a Saturday afternoon. Don't even get out there in the morning and we're off before Sunset. Um yeah it's not that big a deal beers not that bad. Better. I'm just really, really an alcoholic

I heard Royal Carribean sedated dead passenger
Hey, guys, regarding that Royal Caribbean passenger that died. Um, the articles I read said that, when they subdued him, the Royal Caribbean staff, gave him some kind of a sedative, if that's the case, they could be in a lot of trouble.

Reboot
Hey junkies. So the show I would like to see come back or be rebooted or something would be WKRP in Cincinnati but rebooted as wtks in Orlando and all the wacky stuff that goes on at the radio station. All right. Thank you, happy holidays. Hope it's a good 1 twinkle edits out.

Happy holidays!!!
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Um, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, happy New Year's to all of you and your families. Um, hope to see you guys back. Um, the New Year. Enjoy your time off, I gotta say my best moment on the show. Has to be a kuna Marta. I hope he comes back in the new year. Thanks guys, bye.

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