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Olympics. Let’s go USA
Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday everybody. Hey, I just want to chime in on the Olympics as a former athlete. I am shocked to hear that that is the only amount of people that are actually watching the Olympics. I'll be watching every moment that I can uh, it's exhilarating. It's It's interesting to see how far all these Sports have come and how wonderful people are doing. So let's go USA and everyone else get behind the red white and blue. wiggle wiggle pop pop

Olympics.
What's up news? Junkies? Happy Friday. Yo Sean. I'm with you man. I am stoked about the Olympics open ceremony in 2 hours. Let's go.

WPB pro tip -Cheeto Jesus in town
Junkies, well for anybody that's in the West Palm area Pro tip, uh, stay away today because Cheeto Jesus is in town with uh, Netanyahu and it's uh Road shut down and protesters and counter protesters and traffic's a nightmare and yeah, so all day long should be lots of fun. Anyway, so listeners in the area, I pretty much stay away if you can. Love you guys. Bye.

Walked by one of our recycling cans at the shop and saw this. Made me think of you Shawn 😀

Mined diamonds!!
Hey y'all podcast listener here. Um, I wanted to chime in about the diamonds thing because I heard Fritz say that is this the only thing 100% of our listeners agree on that lab diamonds are better and I'm here to say no, um, I prefer um mined diamonds because according to Jewelers, I guess lab grown diamonds will not appreciate in value because they can just be made so if for whatever reason I get divorced I want to be able to make some money off that thing, um, however as an environmentalist the lab grown diamonds are so much better. Um, and so to kind of bridge the gap between that I'm gonna have my grandma's Diamond taken out of her ring and repurposed into mine should that ever happen and no I'm not taking it for my Grandma she's dead. So

Trump ear
Hey y'all. Happy Thursday, Friday Saturday Sunday Monday. I not sure I had a meeting earlier. So I've missed part of the show, but not sure if you all have actually talked about Trump's ear. I saw a picture and I'm going to send you an email Sean, um with a screenshot but he was speaking at some event yesterday and just had a regular old Band-Aid on his ear. Um, so it's kind of interesting that he went from the full-fledged. You know, goa's pad to this little tiny band-aid and really makes me wonder kind of what it looks like underneath. Guess. We'll see in time. Hope y'all are having a great Thursday. We will pop up.

How early should you make noise
Yo, what up, Sean ceiling bringing up. Your local lawn guy here at the beginning of the show. You guys are talking about you. What time? Is too early to be out there on some? Property you're making noise and all that. Uh, I mean I do commercial accounts. You know as soon as the sun comes up. residential I don't start till 7:30 feel like 7:30 is a good time. but uh anything after or anything before 7:30 too early. Anyways, you guys have a good day.

At universal with the fam- rocking my Shhhhnake shirt- getting lots of interesting looks

Hot take California
Super hot. Take if California is spending $100,000 per homeless person each year. They're better off. Just giving it to each homeless person because of how stupid they do stuff over there.

Biden speech
Hey news junkies. Yeah Biden's speech was definitely not a live speech definitely pre-recorded. And I'd really like to know how many takes it took to get that. Not even good speech down wiggle wiggle pop up.

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