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Why are baby? Strawberries always crying. Because their parents are always in a jam.

Dad joke
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre.

Dad Joke
Hey, Junkies. Did you hear about the guy who got severely injured playing peekaboo? He's still stuck in the ICU. That all gets me.

Dad joke you up
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I was told by a little birdie that today. This week is show us your blank dad jokes, right? So I don't have too many and they're not that great, but here we go. Okay, so what is Peter? Pan's favorite place to eat out. You guess it. It's Wendy's. Bye.

Dad joke
Hey, this is Brother Dev here. What's a kidnapper's? Favorite type of shoe. White vans.

Dad jokes
Jerky.com, best dad joke ever. It's now graduated to a Granddad joke because well, I'm old. But anytime my grandkids go I'm hungry. I go. Hi hungry, I'm pop pop.

Dad joke that's all I got
I'm not going bald, I'm just getting more ahead.

Dad joke winner
Hey news. Junkies I got a dad joke here for you. What do you get when you cross and Australian? Elephant with a rhinoceros? You're welcome.

Dad joke
Yeah. Just a quick dad joke. This guy goes to this bar. He picks up this girl and they go back home. They start making out and it's getting hot and heavy undressed her and she she stops him. She goes. Wait, I just have to tell you something. I have a cute angina. He said, oh, thank God. Cuz the rest of you looks like crap.

Ok, My Real Dad Joke. not Snoop Dog!
Okay, sorry, I had to, I had to send in the 1 about uh, Snoop Dogg because it's anyways. So here's my real dad joke. Are you ready? Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed. Keep up the work. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.