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Animals
First off Sean, I want to say happy. Belated birthday. Secondly, I don't know about talking to animals, man. That dog just shot that lady. Giving the ability to talk, we might just find out, they want to kill us but learning to use weapons now. So No. All right, thank you. The Elder out.

Dog AI
I noticed 1 Thing, the Chinese AI isn't telling the humans to not eat the dogs.

Thank you thank you
Now I know what that old lady felt like after waiting her whole life for a Taco Bell I feel like I've been waiting a long time for the News Junkie app to return and it seemed to do. So in spectacular fashion I love new love outs on. Thank you.

I'm from New York but sound like a redneck
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. Talking about accents being around, people being in a place for so long. You kind of adapt to the way they are and the way they talk. Believe it or not, I'm from New York. I know I sound like a redneck up and down here for 30 years, but this is what happens to people.

Exited for new things…. And accents
Yoki CHS. I just want to check in real quick on the subject. Y'all was talking about you know being excited about new things coming into your area. Uh I know I could probably speak from my buddy. Uh insecure walrus up here in the Nashville area recently. We was, at least, not myself, I'm sure he might have been as well, but I was super excited to hear about In and Out Burger coming in our neck of the woods up here. Around the Yonder Nashville Parts. Sorry about my accent. I haven't dispatched in a while. Uh, if y'all don't recognize my voice or nothing, but I, I moved up here in Nashville a couple years ago, Sean and just done, totally picked it up. So, this is how I speak now, and I love in and out. So those are 2 facts about me. Tip your burger maker.

don't forget about sinkholes Shawn!
Hey everybody. Happy today. Sean, you really got a knock on some wood there saying you're never going to die in a cave. Cuz sink. Holes are a thing in Florida and they're terrifying. Okay? I love you goodbye.

Sean in a cave
Hey News Junkie, what are you talking about, man? You would cry if they were out of bourbon at Van Henry. So, um, man, I don't want to hear it. You'd be the first 1 crying. If you were stuck in a cave for 10 minutes, you're a little bitch.


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