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Soup and taters!
hey news, Junkies What's wrong with them uh, soup and potatoes? I mean, it can't be no soup and MERS. Well, I guess it could be. But he didn't want no MERS. He wanted them tears. You know. Some people like tears. Some people like MERS. it all depends on your taste and what you in the mood for You know, french fried potatoes, baked potatoes. Scalloped potatoes. Mashed potatoes. Potatoes and gravy. You know. I love you guys.

The hilarious adventures of Dad 's dentures
My mother in his partial plate dentures. I just cannot begin to tell you the Antics. I'll just give you a couple. He would go out to dinner with my mother and when she went to the bathroom, he turned them upside down. And when she came, he'd smile and start imitating, a Chinese guy. And on more than 1 occasion, he sneezed so hard he blew his Dentures out and 1 time was at the kravis center after a show and 3 ladies screamed and 1 of them almost passed out I guess just the adventures of dads Dentures. Unbelievable.




Muffinlady is a radio spy
Sean, didn't you say that if you were more suited to like a 2 or a 3 and then all of a sudden, a 10 comes along and start showing you some interest you should be sort of suspicious, where's muffin lady from? Is she? Uh radio spy, what's going on with this situation?

Rate my T-Shirt I picked this up a long time ago. I’ve never seen it again, but to this day, I love wearing this thing out, not only cause it kind of embarrasses the kids. It’s also fun to see if anybody will actually ask me about my ninja disguise.