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THE mayor
What's up, junkies happy? Today, who's ready for some misogyny John. So I'm going to be honest. This mayor, not exactly the smallest by Health standards. Not exactly the youngest by Year's status and she's not the greatest thing to look at, you know, that's that's just that's just reality. um, and I mean it's just, you know, these guys see the sexual harassment kind of the way that you know, Women that see a creepy dude, you know, like, you know, fat, overweight, disgusting loser. That has no job lives in a basement. you know, they see that dude staring at them and they're like oh this is he's he's sexually harassing me or um, Graping me with his eyes, you know? It's it's it's a, It's that kind of standard I guess. The internet wiggle wiggle.



Thanking ppl for ss subscrtions
Hi, junkies. My name is Melissa. I'm not in the chat. but I met a few people, when you guys were in Mount Dora, I thought I was cup blocked cop. Your words not mine. Maybe because you thought I didn't say, thank you to Sunstate John for the last Secret Show subscription, I bombed off of him. But in fact I did at the live show I was the 1 watch a moment, most of the day. So I didn't want you to think. I was that rude. Today, I'm here to thank. Oh, I want to say Willie B. For the new subscription I just bombed. I'm like the cigarette smoker that never buys a pack. I'm sorry, I'm poor. But I love you junkies happy Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop, pop.

The piles of steel at work,lol

Someone has a monkey on their back


minnesotan here lol
Hey news Jenkins, I'm back. Uh I live in Minnesota now. I've heard about the flag guy and I haven't seen him so I can't confirm nor deny but I've heard that he just goes around for hours on end and does this. And then just finally when he annoys the right person those are those are what you get to see but most of the time, nobody bugs him. They just let him do his thing. Um, but it's all I know. All right. Toodles.

Good afternoon, junkies, the MadKing from daytona beach here. This is my video dispatch for rate, my mess.

Missed opportunity street name
Yoki CHS. Huge missed opportunity on that street name in New York for old dirty bastard. I thought for sure, see Lane when you announced the name of that street and I know it's not your fault but I blame. I blame New York, New York. This is on you. I thought for sure you were going to tell me that the name of the street was Shimmy, Shimmy, Ya Shimmy, Ya. Shimmy way God. They missed an opportunity on that 1. I know they needed a big sign there. But come on, it's just more work for city workers tip your old dirty bastard.