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for those to say that, We didn't really go to the Moon before. I don't know, I used to live in the same town as Neil Armstrong and in fact, it's the same town Woody haroldson's from. It's a little town called Lebanon, Ohio. And we never really saw Neil Armstrong. There are those that live right there in that town, that would say that we've never been there. but, I mean that doesn't add up. It just to me it's seems like I'm just going to believe him. I mean I used to live in the same town as him. I'm going to believe him. Where did he go for those days then? Somebody saw the rocket go up.

Praying to the traffic gods today
Hey junkies, happy space day. I am praying to all of the traffic gods because I'm leaving work here in Orlando headed home to the Space Coast. And I'm terrified that it's going to be the worst Drive ever. So please pray for me.

New law unconstitutional
This new law in Florida. That gets you a misdemeanor. If you refuse a DUI test is patently unconstitutional. You have a Fourth Amendment, right? To. Not have your. Body seized without a warrant. And you have a Fifth Amendment right to not incriminate yourself. By forcing you. To take these tests under threat of arrest. That's a violation. You haven't committed a crime until you submit to the test and come back as a positive. It's, it's totally unconstitutional and needs to be struck down.

If I were rear ended by Tiger

Just watched a kid wipe out on his mountain bike pulling a wheelie
Good day News Junkie crew man. I'm driving towards our office to drop off some equipment and uh kid was on the sidewalk on University near 417 pulling a wheelie on his mountain bike and he come up towards the red light and had to stop. And he he leaned back too far and ended up wiping out and falling backwards off. The bicycle funniest things I've seen this year so far. Oh man, I wish you could have got video of it.


Farewell magnet
Hey, news. Junkies I just had an idea. You know what you should do is do a farewell, uh, magnet. That would be pretty cool if I heart doesn't keep you. which I think they're going to, but Anyway, just an idea have a great day. Bye.

Skupple I'm not sure.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the Artemis 2 mission in the sun. I don't know if that's couple word. Is a real thing. Are you sure? It's not scuttle. I spent some time on, um, some Naval vessels, uh, Seer fee, Sean, And, um, I don't know. I've never once heard that word, anyhow. Just so I chime in

Fickel Beast hat in front of Artemis 2.

Artemis up close on the way to the VAB.

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