What's up? Donkeys. Sean, you're right on Jack Black thing, and the, uh, defund, the police thing. Um, it's typically rich people that want to defund the police, but it doesn't affect them because they typically have their own security companies or they have the police that will directly come to them, because they are rich and the police will instantly go to those communities versus that might minority communities, which are typically your poorer communities. And, yes, I know there are poor white communities. Just I understand that, but typically the people that are affected by defund, the police are the people in minority communities. It's not these rich affluent neighborhoods. So do you find the police? It doesn't hurt. Rich. And that's why they don't care, that's why they say defund them. Wiggle, Wiggles Black Power.

Hey guys, my name is experience, uh, long story. Short worked outside the mulch bed. I had a. When is an anaphylactic shock from something that bit me. On the way to the hospital, I couldn't breathe. I asked the paramedics to dial my wife. Um, told her I loved her. And that's the last thing. I remember. Saying to her. She said the phone. Never shut off. You can hear them saying. Oh my God, we're losing him. They're getting ready to do a trade. Uh, another shot of Epic open up my throat. A little bit, I started to breathe, but as I was going out, I can almost like, I was driving in the back of the ambulance, looking out the back. And I could almost see through Vehicles. Everything was fading scariest moment in my life that I never want to go through it again.

Okay. So I realized that uh, this dispatch was taken too damn long so I'm going to shorten it up and say that my son should be in the running for near-death experience. Um, he just got back uh, on Wednesday of last week from spending almost 8 months over in uh the Middle East and survived 3 separate really close call missile attacks, 1 of which he was um, definitely injured and is now uh, disabled and we'll say and uh, so uh, he survived all that after surviving a head-on collision in the mountains of West Virginia with a semi-truck and a another Uh, rear end accident where we were. hit by a drunk driver, traveling about 70 miles an hour and we were standing still so, I believe in my family, he takes the cake of the near-death.

So I agree and disagree with Courtney, I agree that Kylie Jenner is more popular. As far as social media goes for sure. Um, I believe that, um, Jack Black is far more recognizable, you get a million people together, you know, the majority of them will definitely know who Jack Black is, and then it'll take, you know, it'll take a good clip for them to kind of register who the hell Kylie Jenner is. But, you know, the bigger question is, who is a bigger dickhead when it comes to us? Normal porros. And I believe that it would be Kylie Jenner because that's probably the true reason why she rents out a movie theater is just because she can, and she does so that she doesn't have to sit in a movie theater with stinky old porros. Um and uh yeah I'm going to send another 1 of these describing my son and all of his near-death experiences.

Hey guys, this is your old friend, Rick. um, You guys some of y'all might know about this but uh my near-death is experience back in 2020 and my Lincoln, I got a head-on crash at 60 MPH. And um, there's higher came off the car. I went through my windshield. Right by my head, scraping my arm. I have a nasty scar in my arm. And uh it hit my a-pillar basically on the car frame and then bounced back out of 100 ft. The other 2 people died and um, I broke my knee in half. But uh, yeah, that was a close 1. Drive safe out there, guys.

Hey, everybody. Happy today. This is pretty awesome weekend. I went to the Jim Colbert show, best of live event on Saturday and then went on a charter fishing trip with shark bait and her dad which was a pretty awesome time. Um, but I almost lost my life. At the hands of her evil cat, all of her. There's 1 brain cell. He tried to kill me in my sleep. Fortunately, he's a mouth breather and I was able to wake up and thwart his nefarious attempts. Just he's just the worst cat in the world. I'm kidding. I love that guy. Anyway, it was a great time. I love you, goodbye.

Hey, it's John Keys. Hey, um, I once had a near-death experience. Uh, something similar to I believe what happened to ceiling. 1 time involving a uh, drum kit uh in the middle of the night. Um when I was in high school um I had a drum set in my room and I got up to probably use the bathroom or something and I tripped over tripped over something. I don't know if I hit my drum or the hi hat. Stand, I fell. My face went directly down into my hi hat and the little Rod that sticks up through the 2, high hat, symbols graze, down the left side of my face. Like, right next to my eyeball, I almost went face first with that, Post that that poll going straight into my eyeball. Um, so that is my near-death experience.

So, the county and cities have already made declarative statements, that the last budgets that they will touch. Once this thing passes, if it passes is the fire and, uh, police and sheriffs. They, those will be the last the first ones to go. And they've made a declarative statement already on record that they will go after the parks, and they will go after the shelters. They will go after City event planning, that sort of thing to bring business in to bring events. In all of those budgets will be the first to be closed out and shut down. They will not touch the public safety, uh, fire safety. Uh, that sort of thing, they won't do it because, you know, they those budgets almost are like Run like the mafia. Like yeah, you want your house to burn down and we'll leave it alone. So you know, you want your car to be carjacked. Uh, why don't you just leave our stuff alone?