Well here's my rate, my crime. This is uh associated with Real Radio 1 of 4.12. It was a girl on girl kiss night hosted by the monsters of the midday at a bar downtown. I got hammered drunk. Proceeded to drive home. And on the way there, I drove my Ford Expedition up the steps of the old Amway arena. And crash cops. Get there he goes. You're pretty hammered, aren't you? I go. Yeah, I am I go and he said well do you want to blow? And I thought he said, do you have some blow? And I said, yeah, I have an eightball on the front seat, he then proceeded to push me to the ground, put the handcuffs on me and throw me in the back of his car.

so, uh, you guys have ever watched parks and rack, there was an episode where Tammy polish characters running for city council and uh, she ends up in an interview with a Local TV station guy. And uh she sounded just like this because she was drunk and I didn't think she was going to have the interview. Had a bunch of Kela. So yeah, um, I just like uh same state and Indiana. I don't. Everything was literally could be funny Indiana.

What's up, Junkies? Here's my rate, my crime entry for you guys. When I lived in Orlando, I got a job that sent me on a business trip to Germany. I've never been out of the country at the time so I got a passport, no problem. And took the business trip to Germany. On the way back. when we landed and in at NCO, police came on the plane right to my seat and arrested me for a felony fugacil. I did not know at the time what this was for I had brought some assets back from Germany. I thought it was for that. Turns out, it was not for that. It was for some outstanding things. 2. Felony warrants. Uh, in Virginia that I thought. were cleared, but ultimately got arrested, uh, spent 30 days and Orlando jail and then, uh, Orange County jail, and then got extradited to Virginia, where They ultimately gave me probation because it had been like 6 years since the charges actually happened. So, Yeah, that was fun. I got paraded through Orlando Airport multiple times in shackles and handcuffs on the way in and out of Orlando, So Good Times. Uh, listen to the story, is they will. Let you get a passport and leave the country if you have felony warrants but they will get you on your way home. Anyway, have fun later guys.

So 1 more crime story that connects to the others, I had a girlfriend. When I was like 14, she decided we're going to go out 1 night via using her dad's vehicle. How well, she took her dad's Forerunner Keys during the day held on to them until that night, where she snuck out met up with me. It's like 1:00 in the morning. We think we're going to hop in the car and Scoot out on some little hot teenage date. I'm driving of course I was nominated for whatever reason I go to pull out of the parking lot and I'm immediately surrounded by 3 4, copy me out of the on the Mega phone and behind fingers interlocked behind your head, back up backwards you know lay down on the ground. I start to see red dots moving around on the effing pavement around my head. 14 years old thought I was just going out on a date now, I feel like I'm going to get shot and to top it off. I'm wearing a brand new Babe, Ruth Jersey, that me and my criminal friends had stolen from the mall earlier that day. So you

I was adjacent to a lot of bad kids growing up in South Florida. Sean, and I know 1 thing that was big at our time was Chrome caps and hood ornaments, bro. Like if you had shiny Chrome caps on your car, if you had a Jag or Mercedes Benz hood ornament, you were getting got and it was probably me my friends and lots of other badass little kids. Um, what else did we do? Oh, we stole a lot from the malls, like, um, not Mercedes, like brand name, merchandise, Tommy, all that kind of stuff, colognes, jewelry, whatever it was, because we had some like, Mafia dude in our apartment complex. That would buy whatever we stole for 20% of the, uh, retail tag price. What else did these badass kids do? We got, like, 3 golf carts that we jacked from, uh, Cypress Creek High School because we figured out we could, and we rode them, a couple miles home and then rode them out through our neighborhood. Goods and in the woods and everything until they didn't work any longer and then we let them on fire. Um probably a bunch of crimes but uh yeah, those were just bad kids.

Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy. Okay, you're looking you're looking at the the casket. The little girl casket story. Y'all wrong. See this is the Father's hustle, right? He just wanted dinner, right? Because what, what happens? At people bring food, they probably bring some money to help out with the family. He says, Hey, listen sweetheart, I want you to pass out or act like you passed out and just act dead for for a little while. And then we'll wake you up, you know, you wake up in the casket and then they got food and drinks. So I think this is just the dads hustle, you know. Anyways later.

So moral of the story, if you want to kill somebody, go to Guatemala. Let them die. Bury them. No death certificate, no Trail. Nothing Wow.

I know you probably won't play this but my take on amendment 3 is they're going to take their hand out of your right pocket and then they're going to promptly. Stick it into your left pocket and get the money there. The government does not know how to budget. It's not an over vocabulary, they're just going to get the income stream from somewhere else. And if you're a renter and you're voting for this, you're out of your friggin mine because the landlords are going to pass the cost on to you, any other thinking is just rainbow and unicorns, they will get the money fees other taxes. I'm just telling them.

Hey, junkies Speedy. Weenie here back in New Jersey in high school. Me and some friends kicked open the door of a Waterfront bar and stole as much beer as we could get our hands on and then we had to steal a dinghy and we rode it out into that cold. Atlantic Ocean. We put too much beer in the dinghy and it sank and we had to swim back using cases of beer, as flotation. We were never caught. But we knew how stupid we were that night. Statute of limitations is over on it so I don't mind admitting it on there.