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Sports answers!
I got your back on the sports, Boys, Sean the team. You want to follow is the Toronto Maple. Leafs a, they're an NHL hockey team and they sell out year after year, after year, for a record amount of time. They also haven't won a championship in a record amount of time. Uh, as far as Florida goes, we actually support our teams really well, think about the NFL teams, are all our college sports have really strong attendance. Basketball does pretty good. It's just the baseball teams that we don't show up for unfortunately and it is unfortunate because the Marlins have been to the World Series a couple times and the Rays sea Lane have actually been 3 times. They've just never won and as far as the attendance there, the last couple days, it was definitely Pro Milwaukee at least by the noise coming from the crowd. It sounded like a dang Brewers home game.

The mystery of who slashed C-Lane’s waterbed
All right, see you Lane, I was talking about this story the other day and I'm wondering if you ever found out who the culprit was this last year, water bed on that Halloween. What? 25 years ago? Oh my god, really 25 years. wow, we are old but curious if you ever found out,

Rays
Hey son, you're 100% correct. There were more Brewers fans of that game last night than Tampa fans. Tampa had HomeField advantage. But they didn't because Tampa didn't show up. You could clearly hear on the broadcast, let's go Brewers. That was uh, Tampa didn't show up for their team. Hey, you know, at least they made it that far. Good job, guys.

Rate my Halloween Spirit! It’s always Spooky season when you have a black cat.

There is a truck going around Orlando the next 3 days giving out free Parmesan keychains, that’s what they look like in the picture. I got these at Vineland pointe just now.

My best pumpkin for Halloween spirit week!

In Italy they had “pizza Americana” which was a cheese pizza with French fries baked on top 🤷‍♀️

I've been to knock off Ruby Tuesdays. I'm good with it.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just got to chime in real quick about the American restaurants overseas. I lived in nowhere Germany for a couple years I was building Yachts. It was like Northern Germany and my co-workers used to take me to this place and it was called Ruby days and it was like a straight up, knockoff Ruby Tuesdays, I'm not even lying. They had pool tables. It was pretty rad.

Shawn is right about Tacky Trump...and a thank you
Shortly write about Donald Trump's aesthetic, which is, by the way, very Palm Beach. From maybe about 30 years ago. When you walk into property, he says, no newer properties. That are decorated, like that, that's all old Palm Beach crap stuff that he Uh, decoration mentality. And I would like to do a personal shout out to Sunshine State, John for keeping, renewing my subscription here for secret shows. Thank you John.

That would suck to be the biggest guy in prison
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. You know, that would suck to be the biggest guy in prison. Means every time somebody new comes in, they're always going to be trying to pick a fight with you. Like you never get to relax and all you are is Big. It's the best stuff. Anyways, I ain't going to present so I ain't got to worry about that and I ain't the biggest guy so I ain't got to worry about that either later.