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Did you hear the 1? About the guy with the pee fetish and the prostitute. Well, he gave her his pee and she gave him herpes.

Rate my dad joke! πŸ˜‚
Hey news, junkies Sinister here, here's my rate. My dad joke today, I saw a little person climbing down in prison wall. I thought to myself, dang, that's a little condescending. Haha, have a great day.

I've been looking 4 u
Sounds like the clown is saying, I've been looking for you all night. I've been looking for you all night. I don't know. That's what it sounds like. Wiggle wiggle. Pop. Pop. That sounds like wiggle wiggle.

Dad joke
Hey, Sean. When does a joke become a dad joke? Well, it's when it's apparent.

USMC = No THC
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the THC drink. I was in the Marine Corps in the 90s, some period, Sean, my unit was Notorious for failing piss test. We had a lot of people go home that way. What would you get is called an other than honorable discharge? Um, and if you don't do anything stupid for like 6 months, you can have that upgraded to a general discharge. That's all I know.

Spider Cursed already!
Got a story for you. Sean got my spider curse magnet yesterday, all happy. Put it on my fridge as it should be. And then I walk into a business today and just as I walk in there, welcomes flying from the ceiling spider, comes dangling down right in front of my face. So if you like spiders, get yourself a spider curse magnet. Just not mine because it's on the fridge.

Dad joke
In the Bahamas, a slice of key, lime pie is 375. In Jamaica, a slice of peacon pie is 450 and then in Puerto Rico, a slice of pumpkin pie is 5 dollars. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

RATE MY DAD JOKE GUARANTEED WINNER & also my first dispatch :)
Here it is, the winner for rate, my dad joke. How do cats like their steak cooked?

Sheep based dad joke. ( Don't worry it's clean)
What kind of car does a sheep farmer Drive? Obviously Lamborghini.

Byron ain’t so clean