Hey, junkies, so here's my embarrassing story. This about twenty years ago, I was at the Orlando Boat Show at the convention. Center, walking around, looking at the boats and all sudden my stomach went South Needed to find a bathroom. So I went right over and if you've ever been there before the bathrooms are huge and they're all over the place. So I go in, go in the bathroom, get installed, do my business, take care of things, getting ready to get out. And all of a sudden, I hear these voices and they're all female voices, and I look to the side with toilet paper roll, notice that there's a sanitary trash right there as well at this point. I realized I've gone into the women's bathroom and had to pick up my feet sit there and wait until I heard no voices again Then quickly snuck out, ran out the front embarrassed as hell. Wiggle Wiggle, all the pops.

happy Friday news Junkies My most embarrassing story sixth grade. Chorus class. I'm in of course, my whole life, the teacher has to leave the room Melissa. Take over the class. So, I'm serious about chorus, I get up in front of the podium. I get the class's attention. and I, Assertively say okay, ladies keep look. Clitoris is down when I clearly meant to say learning. Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Wiggles and Pops. Bye.

Hey, Sean. Just wondering if the gentleman you described earlier who was arrested using a flock camera in a carjacking scenario. If his defense lawyer might argue that the surveillance method was illegal And therefore, set him free. Ask MO. Have a good day.

Okay, my most embarrassing moment came, uh, when I was in the sixth grade, I had a crush on this 1 particular girl. So I wrote her a letter. Uh, a couple days later, she wrote me back, um, says she wasn't interested and decided to Circle all the misspelled words in my letter. And um talking about feeling like s and the sixth grade. Um but in college I took up journalism and became a, a 5-time published author. And so I'm guessing she helped me out in a way but um, yeah, being a sixth grader and being in that situation, totally embarrassing hippie out.

hey, what's up, Sean Josh and Jade Hey, uh, my embarrassing story is I was I was 15 years old. Uh, my mom had taken, uh, myself and my sisters to the library. Uh, I was inside, I, I had ignored my mom several times when she said, she was ready to go. Uh, she eventually came back inside and grabbed me and pulled me outside the library and started yelling at me. Uh, I mailed off, I don't know exactly what I said to her but my mom. Slapped me so hard that my glasses flew off my face. It was like a cartoon slap, where she cocked back and slapped my glasses off. They, they landed about 10 feet away from me. The most embarrassing thing was there was a family uh walking past as this happened. Uh, the lady looked at me Laughed. And the kids that she had with her. All Have to have you as I stand there. Fumbling around trying to find my glasses on the floor. Uh, I was really embarrassed and I learned never to talk back to my mom. Peace out, guys.

I've been debating on whether or not, I'm going to tell the story all week. That's how embarrassing it is. But we're staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge and we're doing a big we're doing the big African breakfast, all you can eat mimosas. Uh, bloody marys all that good stuff, and we're filling to the brim before a long day at the parks. Before we hit the park, we're going to go back to the room on the fourth floor. Grab our stuff. So, we got to go to the elevator. We walk into the elevator, it's got like a mirror like finish haziness to it. You can see everything in it. You can see yourself walking to the elevator I look directly at myself and I rub my belly and I just go I'm going to poop at Epcot. We're going to look at my family, they'll look on their faces as I'm like, what? And not keep turning. There's a lady standing in the corner of the elevator that I did not see. And we have to ride the elevator all the way.

Long story short as a, a very much an adult. I, uh, got caught by the police with a lady in the backseat of my car. Um, nothing crazy. We were just, you know, Fooling around. Anyways, um, he, you know, wants to see my driver's license and he looks at it and gives me a look of y'all are, like, 32 years old. He looks at both of our licenses. Once she got her shirt back on and, uh, He said the Park's closed and asked us to leave and it was no big deal. So fast forward a year later, it's St. Patrick's Day I get pulled over just like exit, the interstate going to my house and the cop says, I've seen you before, where do I know you from? And I said, I don't know. I've never received a ticket in my life. He goes, no, I never forget a face. I definitely. He goes, wait a minute over at the park. And I was like, oh yeah, that was. That was totally me. And that was embarrassing.

Also, that's what Will Smith was talking about. Oh my God, it all makes sense. I feel like this is my embarrassing moment, just realizing that

hey junkies, I got an embarrassing story, I used to work at Dick Sporting Goods and um, I had epilepsy They kind of epilepsy where you just zone out and you don't convulse or anything, you're just kind of there. And I was in the middle of the the floor room. and I had an episode and then when I wake up, Or come back to it. I uh my my pants are white. I look down. And I pissed my whole bladder just out and I'm wearing khaki pants and I'm walking around the store as quick as I can to the manager's office with piss pants. And he looks at me. He's like, dude. What the hell happened? I'm like, I think I need to go home. I had a seizure and peed my pants. He was like, yeah, dude, get out of here.

When I was a student pilot, my flight instructor was someone who grew up in the same community in the same age, but we didn't really know each other, but I still considered him a peer and on our second or third lesson, he was uh, talking to me about the importance of staying focused on flying the airplane regardless of distractions. He told me the story about taking, uh, some girl. He was dating out for a night flight and the electrical panel went out and how he had to maintain the aircraft and find a flashlight and hand it to her to, um, illuminate the panel and do a safe landing and all that, and how important it was just to remember, to fly the airplane. And I said, wow, that must have been intense. I hope you got a hand job out of that. He just kind of goes, uh, uh, and we went on, um, turn. Out, he was a very devout Mormon, and I was rather embarrassed, uh, learning, okay? Know your audience.