Hey everybody happy today. So I like to think that Richard Gere is only a successful actor because he's being controlled in the same way as the little chef from the Ratatouille movie. Except it's not a rat in his hat. It's a gerbil. In his butt. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

I am stupid &forgave my X for cheating twice. 1st time, I found out while we were on staycation together, he talked to her right before he got to the hotel; I read all the steamy text on his phone. [A Few Moments Later] Then I found out he was sleeping with his baby mama by talking to her and her telling me oh yeah he been eating it for months. 3rd time I was using FBI analytics [FBI Open Up] and singled out his facebook friend, talked to her, they were messing around for 3 months. Always trust your gut & run from red flags [Crowd Cheering]

The AI actress is actually real and she was just doing her best, Mitch McConnell impression. Or maybe. Mitch McConnell is AI and he is just continually to Short Circuit.

I think this counts as a breakup story, uh, long long time ago, I started going to a Chinese restaurant. And this lady was waiting on me, and she was very nice. She seemed kind of interested in me. She didn't speak English very well. Uh, the first time I ate there, I thought she was telling me what I ordered wasn't available and I wound up with 3 entree. That's just how it went. But anyways, long story short. She seemed interested I asked her out to the movies because she kept asking me about movies and she picked the, uh, 4-Hour long. Last Christopher Nolan Batman movie. So, I pick her up at the Chinese restaurant, we're walking in the theater and she says, I think I make big mistake and I said how so and she said, when you ask, if I have boyfriend, uh, I should have told you, I'm married. And I was like, well, that's true. You should have. But at that point, we already had popcorn. So we watched that whole stupid movie and I had to go Drop her off, at some random Starbucks at, like, 1:00 in the morning, which was closed. So she could walk to her apartment. And I wouldn't know where she lived and then she texted me for months. Watch how we do about our sin. It was weird.

I drove Cab in downtown Orlando from 10:00 at night, till 10:00 in the morning, for 15 years, 1 night was particularly memorable because it picked up a bunch of girls going from downtown Orlando to Rollins College. They were obnoxious and drunk the entire way, right? Up until we got to campus and Britney's phone rang. Oh my God! Oh my God, you guys, it's my mom. Hi, Mom know, it's at the library all night studying for midterms I'm going to bed now. I love you and I interrupt and go. Hi Mom. Honey. What was that? That's the cab driver. We were in downtown celebrating bethy's birthday. But I'm back on campus now. Everything's fine. I love you honey. What were you doing in downtown Orlando? You're not 21. Were you drinking? No Mom. I swear I wasn't. It's pretty easy to. Or mother for 2 minutes straight at the end of which she says, I'm not paying you, the hell you're not. And I got paid too, because underage drinkers don't want Cops wiggle wiggle.

With the type of dudes that these people are leaving in power. I wouldn't be surprised if Mitch McConnell is being wheeled around right now with a battery strapped to the bottom of his wheelchair, in a pair of jumper cables shoved up his ass, just so they can get the votes they need.

What's up, junkies happy today. So it's on your right smartest people in the world, don't make the world move. Um, it's the people that know how to control those people and put them in the positions that they need to be, you know, Elon Musk Steve Jobs, uh, Bill Gates, um, what's his name, uh, Bezos, or bozos, or whatever you want to call it. Um and you like you with Josh you you know you put him in the right position to make it so that you're successful. I mean that's that's just how it is. The people that know how to control people around them and put them in the positions where they need to be. Those are the ones that are successful, not the smart people smart people. Man in an oxymoron way or the W. Wait wait wait wait.

Happy weekend News. Junkie crew. We had a guy that worked for us about 20 years ago or so and uh, want to go hang out with him at his house. And there was roaches everywhere. I wouldn't even sit on his couch. and um, Couple weeks later. Same guy, had to go to the hospital. To get a roach removed that was stuck in his ear. Most disgusting thing I've ever seen, I think

I say, mind your business, unless it becomes your business. If someone is wronged you in a public situation, then I absolutely have no issue with harassing them. If I'm entering Walmart and you're exiting through the insurance, I'm absolutely going to smart off to you. I was at a big Pokemon release the other day at Target. I was 100th in line, and I see these people walking out with all their arms full of Pokemon cards. And I went, did you say anything for the rest of us? Because you're being an ass. Ass. I don't know if I could say that or not. Anyways um yeah, unless that lady did something to me while we were at the airport, I probably would not intervene or say anything, you know, shout over the phone and she's lying. Um, but if they did, like if they were rude or if the dog was annoying, I'm absolutely going to say something wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

What you have to do is 100% passive aggressive and just say, really loud behind their, how long is this flight to Key West?