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You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano

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You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano


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What are we even doing here?

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Hey there Christopher Deloris I really loved your old commercial about pencils. Tell me something funny about your pencil


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Hey there Christopher Deloris I really loved your old comer I’ll about pencils. Tell me something funny about your pencil

I got a piece of that Taco Bell action
I can confirm. I ate Taco Bell on the 4th Saturday, the 4th The lettuce did. Look gooey. I was. Weirded out about that. and on Monday, Through Wednesday, I had the bad squirts. So yeah, it's not just in Michigan. In Iowa, same time. Alleged.

name change rules in Cali
Hey news, junkies uh, name, change stuff first. Uh, I've been a family law, paralegal for 12 years way too long, I know, but, uh, in divorce, there's paper, the paperwork is already established for restoring former names and getting a marriage license has ways to do uh, hyphenating your last name or taking other person's last name, or both of you, making up a new last name to put on together, whatever. So that's Family Law related. What the Jolie Pitt thing is, doing is not and it's different paperwork, uh, especially in California, which is where I do a lot of my paralegal work. Um, it's separate and you usually use a different attorney, but the reason you posted in the papers kind of old school, it has to do with uh say she wants to be called John Jacob instead and this 4 weeks is so any other John Jacobs in the area can come forth and give her Reason for why it's not? Okay. Like hey, I'm John Jacob and I have a bakery and everybody knows me this way. And she's going to take advantage or whatever, it's dumb dumb excuse, but it's it's 1 of them. Uh, anyways. That's why they do it. Okay, bye.

FL man blasts Port-o blaster
So with this Porta-Potty situation, I know if we were asked to raise our hand, if we take in a random dump in a random Porta-Potty before, a whole lot of hands would go up. Now, if I asked, how many of us took that dump at a residential property, while people were living in the home and we weren't a contractor working there or 1 of their guests, the amount of hands would go down to damn near zero. So I understand the the importance and the, um, urgency in the matter at hand. This is Florida, man. You might get shot taking a dump in, someone's property, uh, in their Porta-Potty on their property. You know what I'm saying? Like, I, I don't want to be that headline, so,