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Extended stay hotels surprise me none
Seeing that hotel room surprises. Me none I do pest control for some hotel rooms and Extended. Stay people, not all of them but some of them you just shake your head and think you are an animal.

Search history
What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having a good day myself. Eh, maybe not so much after the news that The Internet's been hacked again. I'd like to apologize to my family and my friends. My search history isn't the best. All I wanted to see was Campbell toe to the face and Sean. Never posted it on see it now. Thanks, Sean.

Camel Toe to the face
Oh man, that sucks. Usually a camel toe to the face is a pretty good time.

Can the suspected brown shooter sue?
Hey, news junkies, uh, question about the Brown University shooter, suspect that they ended up letting go um, does he? This might be a mo question, does he have any grounds to like, Sue anyone for that? I'm I mean, it's Not great to have a bunch of Articles and pictures and your name out there. As a suspect suspect. I can't suspected shooter. Uh, I I apologize. Um, and uh, yeah. Anyway, just a random thought. Can't can't be good for the love life, to Google your name and see that. You were suspected of uh, school shooting. Yeah, bye.

My New Year’s Wish/Old Man Noise
Okay, I had to get this in before the end of the year, because my New Year's wish, is that the powers that be fixed. That God, forsaken issue with the podcast were the ads. Cut you guys off and I swear, they know how they just don't care. And I'm pretty sure they're putting in more ads recently cuz they'll have ads that cut you guys off. But then when you go to break, like in the podcast, they'll put ads. Again, it's so annoying. And there's this, 1 AD for a show called like the trainer games or something. And as part of that trailer, there's this guy who makes an old man noise and I always think of Sabrina. He's like, um, only 1 trainer can get the money. I'm like, oh my God, please stop.

Roller Coaster Tycoon players being most evil

Never been able to properly shape my face. The wife would be ecstatic if someone could clean it up

C-Lane, I need a Hamer & Nails clean-up. Please!

He's gonna be *thrilled* I'm posting. But he will appreciate a great grooming. (How do I win brownie points?)


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