There's 2 flies sitting on a toilet. 1 got pissed off.

I got the most amazing dad jokes ever, you wouldn't believe it. They're amazing. The greatest, some would say Why would the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in 1. And under me we will always get holes in 1 under sleepy. Joe, not very much, not very many at all. In Mexico will pay for the holes. They will. They'll pay for them all and they'll be great. They'll be beautiful and they'll be amazing. Don't worry about it.

So I'm a bartender and my go-to dad joke has always been a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.

Okay, so uh, the Native American son was talking to his father, the chief and was uh, saying father, why is uh my brother named? Um Soaring Eagle and the father said, well son, whenever you're brother was born. We Named him after the first thing we saw which was an equal that was soaring. He says okay. Well Why was my sister named Running Deer? He says well son, whenever your sister was born, we saw dear that was running and named Running Deer and the father looks at his son and goes why do you ask 2 fly screwing?

Happy Friday News Junkie. so Bono and the edge walking to a bar. And the bartender says a man, not you 2 again.

Where does the 1? Wait. IHOP.

Did y'all see that? See what Dad? These nuts. Yeah, my son's whole life has been a run in these nuts joke. Sorry, boy.

You know, some drummers are so bad, it's like being in jail. They're always behind a few bars.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got caught in the crack.

I'm going to have to go with the cop being right on this because as far as I know, with the law, you're supposed to be in control of the vehicle at all times that includes, if you've got it on autopilot, so If you ain't paying attention, it's your ass code geese.