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E-bikes for trikes is willlld
So I did all kinds of wild ass in the 80s and 90s and I'm now the parent of teenagers who love the ebikes these scooters that sort of thing. But my kids don't get to ride them because every single day I see kids on them who look like they are going to die that day. They're riding 2 3. Deep on a 1 person vehicle they don't have helmets. They don't pay attention to to traffic signs or traffic lights. I've seen them running red lights, wearing all black in the middle of the night, riding, these things bouncing in and out of streets, Call me crazy, but I feel like toys are the little pink Barbie convertible that are powered by a battery. You charge up and it goes like 4 or 5, miles an hour down your sidewalk, that's a damn toy. Somebody flexing. Through a residential neighborhood. Doing the speed limit isn't on a toy and they should have a license.

E Dirtbike more like E-barrassing
What's up, John geese? Now this might be weird cuz I grew up in the country. I grew up literally on a farm in the middle of BFB Ohio. So We rode dirt bikes, quad runners. All over the roads, all over the Streets, back in the day. And I would say, I started riding dirt bikes at like 7. Um, didn't really wear any protection except for a helmet. So if we ate it, we ate it. Um, so, Me, personally, I'm going to say this Dad needs. To be a man and stop being a, a bee and get his kid, a real dirt bike, and not this e stuff. Quit being a P word. Yeah. You know, grow up, get him a real motor, get him, go get him. A real dirt bike.

Charge the dad
Hey guys. Happy day I say, charge the dad and the kid. It's no different. Than if the kid, if we're going to call this ebike on the level of an automobile, uh, it'd be no different than if the the kid went and got the parents car keys and drove the family sedan down to the fishing hole. Uh the parents responsible for not controlling, their child and not controlling their vehicles. Uh if he had stolen a vehicle stolen the dad's truck or car, the dad would be charged. No different.

Mackl-amoré
when that church is your eye like a thrift store gold find my

Rate my impression. I can only do a bird that’s the Mourning Dove. Had to show a video for proof that I don’t have a real dove with me cause it’s so good (sarcasm). K byeeeee

Moved on from what??
I'm pretty sure the husband was cheating on his wife before anything happened. So he was he had already moved on from the marriage. There was infidelity there. He had already moved on before he quickly remarried after all of this. So, you're right after what, after what, what did what happened for him to start cheating on her and move on, while they were still married and the children were still alive. So, great question. Moved on so, quickly from what?

Prisoners can suck it crying about no AC
Thank you. what's going on News, Junkie crew, I just want to say screw these guys in prison. Crying about no AC. Due to Crime, due to time. Paid a price. You did what you did. This is how you live now. You don't get the enjoy the luxuries of air conditioning and things like that. This is why you're incarcerated. So they can suck it.

Rate my .......Bane impression. (It sounds better when I don't have a cold)
Here's my Bane impression. You think the darkness is your ally? I was born in darkness molded by it. I didn't see the sunlight till I was already a man.

Child genius moment?
Hey news junkies. So I've got my own little child genius story for you a few years back before they had YouTube kids. My daughter was about 6 and she had access to an iPad, but we did not have YouTube on there, had it blocked, you know, I didn't want to give her access to the type of content that could be found on their by a child when she had 1 of those kids games, like they all do that. Occasionally it would pop up with like a little kid's add, and she wouldn't be able to skip or anything. Well, she somehow kept getting on YouTube and I couldn't figure out how in the world. Did she keep getting on YouTube? It's not on the iPad, it's blocked. How is she getting on there? The 1 day I asked her, I was like, can you? Can you show Daddy how you're getting on YouTube please? And she's like, yeah, I'll show you. She was all excited. Apparently if she tapped on the kids add and then hit info, it would pull up the actual video of the ad on YouTube and then she could just type in the search bar and watch whatever she wanted from that point.

My impersonation of Shawn Wasson this week
What up junkies? Here's my impersonation of Shawn Watson this week. Monday. Sea Lane. There's a snake in the studio. Tuesday. See Elaine, I haven't found that snake. Wednesday. I think that snake has cursed me. Thursday.