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Damn it! I didn't realize you can't preview the TTS dispatches! Whatever you do, don't play mine! Me and that flirty girl are going on a date, AH!

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We're back a plane to nowhere. Oh damn I'm falling out of the window, someone save me!

Mitch McConnell proof of life.
Hi, Sean. This is Mitch McConnell and I am very much alive. In fact, I'll take saline up on his offer to come to your studio and give you a good old Turtle slap in the face. If you don't believe me wiggle, wiggle pop. Pop MC, Connell mic, drop bitches.

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Howdy TNJ crew, In My childhood days in rural FL, They tried opening strip clubs and the small town meetings voted No. Shout to the alleged childcare center in Downtown Orlando that was a strip club at night.

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Shawn says this accent is better. Heh yeah and I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell yas. Go Yankees, paesano!

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I’m sorry Shawn you gave this retard a new toy and he ran with it it’s kinda like when I turned 11 and discovered ALL the cool things my body could do . One hand on the stick and one finger in the WHO HAA

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spicy hot lamby nipple chops with super minty pickled sour sauce

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I don't care what they say, I sound like an Italian mobster. You know it, I know it. You want to fight about it? You might just find yourself sleeping with the fishes.

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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

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Talk about embarrassing Shawn! wingardium leviosa Is a levitation spell!!! Get it right, you’re an embarrassment!!!!