What's going on News? Junkie crew, man. No, no concrete mic doesn't have too many embarrassing moments but We were out at Weeki watch your River about a month and a half ago and bunch of kids were jumping out of a tree. Couple miles up the river. And I decided I was going to climb up and jump out of it, too. And I've done it before. No big deal. But these kids are doing back flips, and stuff. And uh, I went up there and Said, are you going to do a back flip and I said, yep. And they're like no way old man. And I tried to backflip, and it turned into a back flop. To flip, part never happened. Kids are all laughing at me and everything. Call me old man, say just stay in the water, don't climb the trees feet at the

I was working on the back of a garbage truck and naturally, I had to use the bathroom. So we stopped this convenience store and I ran into the stall. Wasn't thinking, it wasn't checking, and I took a big shake, and went to grab a toilet paper. And of course, there was no toilet paper. And of course, there was nobody in the bathroom. So, what did I do? Ripped off a sock. Wipe a dip and then put my shoe back on and went back to work. That was my most embarrassing story.

When it comes to recording like that, I would just fall back on the First Amendment and all the case law that we already have presented. You cannot trespass anything that the eyes can see while in public. So if you are in a public environment, And you're on your phone. I mean you got to look around and think about how many security cameras store cameras are already picking up what you're showing unless you're in a location that's private, like, let's say inside of a private business, somewhere that you do have a reasonable expectation of privacy, then it's not okay. By the law. But I do. I do see that there is a type of creepiness though to recording somebody else's private phone call whether it's legal or not.

So I did homeschool back in the mid 90s and at that time, your parent didn't need an educational background, they didn't need to have a college degree. They didn't really need much of anything other than the desire to be the person to give you the work to do and syllabus and that sort of thing, right? And uh, it's pretty similar in 2026, which does our kids, in my opinion, a huge disservice because your parent, who is a, a, a doctor, a contractor, a hair stylist, whatever it is, is not an educator in the academic sense. Period. So there's a, a reason that a good percentage of kids who come out of homeschool and transition into others struggle at first because they're missing some of the foundational education that the people receive in public school. But that's not to say that there aren't outliers. There's definitely people who have huge success on the home school side, but if we're talking majority minority, the majority. Are better off in public school, in my opinion. Single

Good day, junkies dispatching in regard to my embarrassing story. When I married my current wife, we were on a honeymoon in the keys. We went snorkeling, uh, I got sunscreen on my eyes, I got out of the water. Cleared my eyes, put my goggles back on, went to go, jump off of the boat back into the water. The tip of my fins caught, the edge of the boat and I had 1 of the loudest audible belly flops ever? There was a simultaneous Oo, across the all the snorkelers that are out there about 100. Plus some of them were talking about me. And they go, man. I wonder who he's with and my wife, of course, claimed me because she's great. But yeah, I was embarrassing story, the loudest belly flop. In the keys wiggle, pop pop, pop.

So the way I look at these dorm Renovations is these could just be not, not just richos, you know, spoiling their kids, it could be, you know, those kids whose parents have worked really hard to save a ton of money for college. And, and these kids have gone out and earned scholarships so that their parents don't have to spend that money. And, you know, these parents have, you know, a couple hundred thousand saved up in a 529 and they now will buy them a new car and Custom Design their dorm rooms instead of having to pay all of that money towards college. And then they put all the rest of it into their retirement. Um, kind of makes sense to me. Hey kid you earned it, here it is.

Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well man. You guys are really bullied that lady man. Uh she's just doing her thing and you guys bullying her to try and confess and get some pricing out but okay that worked either way. It was good to see all 3 of you at the poker tournament on Saturday. Thanks, bye.

So my most embarrassing story comes from when I was teaching kindergarten and my teaching assistant and I were walking out of the school at the end of the day and she was laughing at how funny it would be. If somebody's Underpants tag was sticking out of the back of their pants and how that only something that happens to old people and I'm laughing along with her thinking oh yeah she's so funny. This is so true. Only something that happens to old people little did I know that my Underpants tag was taken out of the back of my pants and the whole time I was laughing with her. She was actually laughing at me and that is something I have always made. Sure that has never happened again. Fun time.

so, I once beat Pete, Rose in a foot race through the Cincinnati Airport, I was late for my flight So I started running to the gate and I looked alongside me and there was Pete Rose and a really hot girlfriend. I heard people yelling out his name as he was running and so was I at 1 point, I took a quick jog to the left and hopped on the motorized sidewalk and blew him away. I got on my plane, I was in first class and I got a beer right away and then Pete, Rose comes in and sits in the aisle. Next to me. and I said, hey Pete, glad you could make it

What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the Lauryn Hill situation. When they cut the mics off, I couldn't help but think about the movie, The Blues, Brothers, a classic, where they were posing, as the good old boys and going into Ned's country bunker where they had both kinds of music country and western. And they got the light shut off on them.