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This is for Rate My Life Hack. Go sign up for an airline or hotel travel credit card and use it for everyday purchases. Then, pay it off every month while reaping the rewards. If it has an annual fee, call to cancel it the week before. You get the rewards, they profit nothing off you. [Crowd Cheering]

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My best life hack? Put your brownie batter into your waffle maker... all edges! Also, you can substitute THC oil instead of butter!!! [Crowd Cheering]

Bud what?!?
see, I know that you were trying to differentiate The Budweiser from Bud Light but there is no place in the known universe where Budweiser is a heavy beer. But heavy. It's heavier than urine.

football
If you think the beer incident was weird, how about the Texas Longhorns game? Where Colin Simmons pretended to pee on the field after opening his zipper.

Lifehack - remembering how many days are in each month

Rate my.....
and speaking of Warehouse, memberships, I've had a BJ's membership for the last 4 or 5 years and after the first year or 2. I never paid more than twenty 5 dollars for it. Here's the hack. Turn off the auto renew feature. When it comes time to renew, don't renew it. Wait about 60 days or so and they will send you an email to have you sign up for twenty 5? I've been doing it for the last 3 years. Haven't paid more than twenty 5 dollars. I don't think that'll work with costsco a uh they want their money and they know you're going to come back, but BJ's they might need business more.

Life hack, duvet in the cover :)
Okay. News, Junkie my life hack is if you're putting a duvet cover on a duvet, put it inside out, grab the top corners with your hands. The cover and then grab the corners of the duvet and you just shake it out and the duvet goes perfectly into the cover. Easiest life hack ever. I've been doing it for like, over a decade. Now, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Not adjusting your life to meet your higher income.
Hey junkies. This is Chris here. Uh 1 of the things that I learned earlier on that I believe is very, very helpful is whenever you get a new raise, or a new source of income that comes into your life. If you've been able to successfully budget without it, then take that extra money and put it directly towards the principal on your mortgage if you happen to have a mortgage. That can cut off so much time, so much money and interest, and it'll save you way more than what you're putting in. Um, my wife and I are going to be able to save around 240,000 And 23 years of mortgage payments just based off of that extra principal.

My new adopted Swilly brother
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So my dad for his birthday last month. His little girly friend. Got him a half day charter boat thing out in Titusville and I'm lucky enough to go with him. I've never been. So that's going to be an interesting, uh, Adventure, but as I'm talking to my dad about it last night, he goes, man, it'd be really fun if silly could come with us. So now, my dad has paid for a swirly ticket and he's going to be joining us this Sunday on the charter boat. And I just think it's so funny because even my dad has mentioned, that silly is the best guy that I've brought home. And uh, it's not even like that. He's just like my bestest bud and apparently my dad's best this, but so, but I want to say hi. Have a good day, guys. Bye.

THE ROACH KING IS 100% RIGHT
What's up junkies? I'm just going to say it. Now, the roach King is right. He's been right. He will say he's right, he knows he's right and he is right. You can't argue it the roach King. Is where he is because he has been, right? All right. As much as they want to call him a bigot. Homophobe racist. All the names. The roach King is the roach King. He's a multi-millionaire while he stays in his roaches. His friends are his roaches. And as somebody that watches his content, I am 1 of those roaches that are part of this community and I am proud of it. I support the man. He may have 1 or 2 bad takes but not majority of its, all right. Roach King.