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Beach kid
They couldn't have been that close otherwise, they would have noticed that the police and other people were gathered around their child.

Table hoggers
Hey junks, long time, no dispatch. Miss you guys, so jumping in on the saving seats thing. We were in a restaurant this weekend where you, um, order, and then get your beeper and then you go get a table and there were signs everywhere, it was a really long line, but sign saying, you know, you can't sit down until you have your beeper. Um, just so people that actually order food will get their table first right? Makes sense and people behind us in this long line, kept kind of going and sending a party member to go get a table and whatever. And so staff had to kind of start to jump in because it was getting to the point where all these people were standing there after they've ordered and had nowhere to sit and people were still in the line that hadn't even ordered. So super annoying super frustrating but that's just the way the world Works everyone. It's all about them. So anyway, see you bye.

CHAIR STORY
What's up, junkies? Happy today. Uh, so Sean, we dealt with this a couple years ago when we went to Siesta Key, we paid for chairs which you have to pay for your chairs, um, which I agree with but anyways, uh, we had people that would actually go, they went to our chairs and they stuck their stuff on our chairs before we even got out there. Um, and we had to remove their stuff. And they got an attitude about it. Like we were out here first and we were like, no, we paid for this. So you need to go pay for your own chairs and then they're like, well, you don't pay for chairs and we're like, yes, you do. And we talked to the guy that was literally sitting there that sets up the chairs, he goes, yeah, you have to pay for chairs and they're like, this is ridiculous. This, we we paid for this Resort and he's like, no, you have to pay for chairs. So, yeah. We need to get rid of these freeloaders. Like you either pay for it or get out.

I agree with you Shawn but I am guilty of said offense. What do you think?

Evil Eye song suggrstion
This 1 you don't even have to sing. I'm ever up a class High Society, God's gift to broom notoriety. And I always fill my Ballroom, the event is never small, the social Pages. Say I've got Yeah, they're they'll keep them from even asking you back. Evil eye out.

Stole a News junkie magnet in traffic
I just recently got my first News Junkie magnet. Took it from a car from a guy in traffic. I saw him in traffic, 1 day and let him know I wanted his magnet. He let me know. It was in play. And that helped me with confidence to know that I wasn't going to get shot. If I jumped out of my car in traffic and stole his magnet period. How exhilarating?

I got my first News junkie magnet from somebody's car that I see in traffic frequently..

4 million for my house?
4 million. Hell yes.

Lightning strike during Friday nights storms. View from neighbors back porch. Sounded like a car crash hitting a house from where I was.

My son is a cop in Inglewood California, he was working for the Iran vs Belgium match. This is what he sent me..