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Met Ron Jeremy in Downtown Orlando at a pizza place
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Um, so I met Ron Jeremy. Um, even though icky, ew disgusting. I was downtown with friends. We were, uh, clubbing that night and we stopped at a pizza place. Uh, Panino's Pizza close to 1 of cigar bars, on Orange Avenue. And, uh, he came over from the bar that was next door. He was promoting his Ron. Uh, her his rum Ron de Jeremy. Um so yeah. So ew I met uh Stevie old porn star

Another celebrity encounter Robert DeNiro and Alan Menken
Another good celebrity encounter. I had I was dwelling for a show in New York that was for maybe like 150 person audience kind of a workshop show. And after the show, uh, both Robert Janeiro and Alan mankin came up to say, hey to the band. Out of nowhere.

Hung out with Norm Macdonald doing Burt Reynolds impersonations
Hey hey yeah I got to hang out with Norm Macdonald here at the Hard Rock uh in Orlando at the Velvet room at the hotel and sat there across from him and Mitch English. And all we did was uh Burt Reynolds impersonations for like 3 hours. Well he ate a steak and told us already Lang stories. It was uh 1 of the greatest nights of my freaking life, man. Yeah.

Celebrity meeting
So I'm at the Hard Rock and I wound up um going to this Jay-Z concert. I'm by myself. I go up top blazing. These 2 dudes, come up. Um, you know, blazing passed it to him. You don't chill and talk and have a conversation. He's like, yo, you know what, you here for it? I'm like, yo, I'm here for the, for the concert. He's like, you know who I am normally, I was like, yeah, I'm Memphis bleach. I'm like, okay, where he's like, oh so you just chilling with me. You just, you know, just to be cool. I'm like yeah, of course, that's just how I am. Then they gave me. Uh I got the uh, front row. I got a backstage, placard I got to meet everybody. It was a it was a great night, man. It was, it was really cool. Just, you know, just Blazing and just being a cool dude.

Rate my celebrity experience
Yo, what up guys? My celebrity story is actually a 2 for 1. Uh, last year, I went to this roast of this. Real famous guy in Orlando. Um you know after the show of course, snob wasn't Looking down on his poor folk, didn't even come out and mingle with us. But we did get to meet the great Christopher Dolores Lane spent some time chatting with him. What a good guy, wiggle wiggle, pop pop,

Me meeting John Rice.
I met 1 of the world's shortest cities 1 time, it's only right? He was giving every my mom's best friend. And we had a little tight house, you know, this for food by 4 foot houses classic and he was sitting inside hanging out in the front window playing in Tonica on Thanksgiving. It was a good time.

DMX is my famous person I hung with
Hello. Junkies simply Jeremy here at the castle. So, my famous person's story is DMX. Uh, he's actually from here at Greenville South Carolina with Greer where I'm from and 1 night, I was at Platinum, Pure Platinum at the strip club that used to be here. Uh, I need some of the people that work there. So sitting in VIP and this dude with a bunch of his buddies come walking upstairs and it was DMX nicest guy ever. He was there for about 4 or 5 hours paid for all the shots, um, and ironically, I was out ubering Then I came to the club to hang out with my buddies and then ended up having to Uber home because, um, you know, drank too much. And he talks exactly like he raps. Oh, my boy time for another shot. Uh, but that's the most famous person. I'm a hung out with later.

Rate My Celebrity Encounter
Good day. News junkies, Sean. My celebrity encounter was in 2012 at my 30th High School reunion. I got on the elevator with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top. He was in the Mutiny Hotel down in Coconut Grove. It was the coolest thing. Still think about it today. Have a great day later, guys.

Celebrity encounter RuPaul existentialism
Okay, so when I was first living in New York, I was walking dogs while I was trying to find gigs like playing drums and in 1 of the buildings, I was walking mod the hound dog. And as I was going out of the building, I ended up striking up a conversation with RuPaul. Who happened to live in the building and Rue was like, hey do you mind if I walk around with you for a while and me and RuPaul walked mod the hound dog around the West Village and Rue was like, you know, these dogs, they're not thinking about the past, they're not thinking about the future, they're thinking about now, isn't that beautiful? And just got to talk existentialism with RuPaul, that was a fun 1.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
When I worked at Disney, I was asked to help with a media event. I ended up rebounding basketballs for Kobe Bryant and some Make a Wish kids. It was after his Colorado stuff, it was aired on E S P N, he was trying for some positive plublicity.