Hey, did you guys hear that? The guy in the roller coaster had beaten cancer twice and a couple weeks prior to the accident him and his daughter were in a car accident and they had escaped the fire from it. uh, was like You know, trying to escape death, but it finally caught up to him, I guess.

Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, um, Sean. So that tiger video. I don't know, man. I think it might be real. Um, is there any way we can get another perspective? Maybe reach out to Carole, Baskins. I know she's an expert and a friend of yours. Alright, thanks, bye.

What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean, this is my bid to run for any form of office possible since anybody can do it at this point. So here we go. Um, yeah, I'm running for whatever office possible. Um, Mad Dog for everybody. Um but Selene I did want to get uh something covered and something you know fixed um did I get consent from you? For you to drink that mad dog? I just want to clear that up for everybody so there isn't any dirt product on me about that. Wait wait wait.

I've got a couple dumb crimes myself. The first 1 would be when I was probably 8 or 9 uh in second grade and at the school lunch, This girl was bugging, the heck out of me and just super annoying. And so, what did I do? The logical thing? Of course, I flashed her. My penis. And shortly after I had to talk to a cop at the school, my parents were not happy. The cop was not happy. Um, the girl was not happy and basically they told me that, you know, if that was done maliciously, they were going to charge me with something like, I don't know public indecency or some sort of sexual crime. I don't really don't remember off hand, but they were real serious about it. And uh basically I had to lie and and say that I hadn't done it on purpose and and and everything. Um, Yeah. And and I mean, Dropped it. Luckily probably cuz you know, I was only 8 or 9 but that was, that was my my dumb crime or 1 of them at least. My dumb penis crime.

What up News, Junkie dingo here, rate this man. When I was in the Marine Corps, San Diego, I was doing a bit of booze and decided to drive a car. I wrecked into a concrete power pole, the car was still running, so I took that car, I drove it down to Tijuana. Mexico reported it stolen 3 weeks later. The cop said that they found my car and it was totaled and got an insurance claim. I don't know how many crimes that was, but it was a lot.

Well here's my rate, my crime. This is uh associated with Real Radio 1 of 4.12. It was a girl on girl kiss night hosted by the monsters of the midday at a bar downtown. I got hammered drunk. Proceeded to drive home. And on the way there, I drove my Ford Expedition up the steps of the old Amway arena. And crash cops. Get there he goes. You're pretty hammered, aren't you? I go. Yeah, I am I go and he said well do you want to blow? And I thought he said, do you have some blow? And I said, yeah, I have an eightball on the front seat, he then proceeded to push me to the ground, put the handcuffs on me and throw me in the back of his car.

so, uh, you guys have ever watched parks and rack, there was an episode where Tammy polish characters running for city council and uh, she ends up in an interview with a Local TV station guy. And uh she sounded just like this because she was drunk and I didn't think she was going to have the interview. Had a bunch of Kela. So yeah, um, I just like uh same state and Indiana. I don't. Everything was literally could be funny Indiana.

What's up, Junkies? Here's my rate, my crime entry for you guys. When I lived in Orlando, I got a job that sent me on a business trip to Germany. I've never been out of the country at the time so I got a passport, no problem. And took the business trip to Germany. On the way back. when we landed and in at NCO, police came on the plane right to my seat and arrested me for a felony fugacil. I did not know at the time what this was for I had brought some assets back from Germany. I thought it was for that. Turns out, it was not for that. It was for some outstanding things. 2. Felony warrants. Uh, in Virginia that I thought. were cleared, but ultimately got arrested, uh, spent 30 days and Orlando jail and then, uh, Orange County jail, and then got extradited to Virginia, where They ultimately gave me probation because it had been like 6 years since the charges actually happened. So, Yeah, that was fun. I got paraded through Orlando Airport multiple times in shackles and handcuffs on the way in and out of Orlando, So Good Times. Uh, listen to the story, is they will. Let you get a passport and leave the country if you have felony warrants but they will get you on your way home. Anyway, have fun later guys.

So 1 more crime story that connects to the others, I had a girlfriend. When I was like 14, she decided we're going to go out 1 night via using her dad's vehicle. How well, she took her dad's Forerunner Keys during the day held on to them until that night, where she snuck out met up with me. It's like 1:00 in the morning. We think we're going to hop in the car and Scoot out on some little hot teenage date. I'm driving of course I was nominated for whatever reason I go to pull out of the parking lot and I'm immediately surrounded by 3 4, copy me out of the on the Mega phone and behind fingers interlocked behind your head, back up backwards you know lay down on the ground. I start to see red dots moving around on the effing pavement around my head. 14 years old thought I was just going out on a date now, I feel like I'm going to get shot and to top it off. I'm wearing a brand new Babe, Ruth Jersey, that me and my criminal friends had stolen from the mall earlier that day. So you

I was adjacent to a lot of bad kids growing up in South Florida. Sean, and I know 1 thing that was big at our time was Chrome caps and hood ornaments, bro. Like if you had shiny Chrome caps on your car, if you had a Jag or Mercedes Benz hood ornament, you were getting got and it was probably me my friends and lots of other badass little kids. Um, what else did we do? Oh, we stole a lot from the malls, like, um, not Mercedes, like brand name, merchandise, Tommy, all that kind of stuff, colognes, jewelry, whatever it was, because we had some like, Mafia dude in our apartment complex. That would buy whatever we stole for 20% of the, uh, retail tag price. What else did these badass kids do? We got, like, 3 golf carts that we jacked from, uh, Cypress Creek High School because we figured out we could, and we rode them, a couple miles home and then rode them out through our neighborhood. Goods and in the woods and everything until they didn't work any longer and then we let them on fire. Um probably a bunch of crimes but uh yeah, those were just bad kids.