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Stole a News junkie magnet in traffic
I just recently got my first News Junkie magnet. Took it from a car from a guy in traffic. I saw him in traffic, 1 day and let him know I wanted his magnet. He let me know. It was in play. And that helped me with confidence to know that I wasn't going to get shot. If I jumped out of my car in traffic and stole his magnet period. How exhilarating?

I got my first News junkie magnet from somebody's car that I see in traffic frequently..

4 million for my house?
4 million. Hell yes.

Lightning strike during Friday nights storms. View from neighbors back porch. Sounded like a car crash hitting a house from where I was.

My son is a cop in Inglewood California, he was working for the Iran vs Belgium match. This is what he sent me..

C-Lane's smoker
Man, C line seems like your wife is just as amazing as mine because I also got a smoker for Father's Day. It was a nice Traeger Pellet uh smoker. And yeah, Looks awesome. So this year's wiggle wiggle, pop up.

Thanks Sean...
Hey, new junkies, good morning. First time dispatcher here also a fellow pompy Cher. Palm Beach County, uh, resident class of 85 Lakewood High School, small world, Sean. Hey, just want to call out to Sean. Uh my wife and I were downtown Stanford, a few weekends ago. Walking down the street doing a charity event. I was the guy in the cycling gear Sean. Uh I said hello while you're walking a sidewalk shook my hand, pretty cool. Just wanted to say again, big fan of the show, hope all is well keep on rocking it, take care of you, bye.

Mr. Beef food blogger fight.
So I'm a podcast listener. There's um some might be a day day or 2 behind here, but it's about the Mr. Beef and food blogger fight. That was going on. So there's 1 big point that I think you guys missed and maybe us is a show, we missed with the know an email, then asking about this but I think there's 1 very important question. That should have been asked, you know, just decide who was right and wrong in that situation. Um, so the question would be did the food blogger. Have a working penis. If he did. Then he's in the right, if you didn't. I don't know which way I would go to be honest with you. So, wiggle wiggle, go to Makkah.

This is a follow up to your story from last week.

Florida rain
Hey News. Junkie first time dispatcher. Hey, the reason why people in Florida experienced rain differently is largely because of the Gulf Stream. Um, which definitely Storms. Moving more quickly than in other places I can. But, you know, sometimes they are stationary. I actually remember a time when I was a child and it was right after we moved to Florida, we lived in an apartment. In the front, it was pouring down rain and it was gray out the sliding glass door in the back. It was totally clear and sunshine, it was nuts, but yeah, Florida definitely is a little different with rain because of I believe the Gulf Stream.