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Beef diet
Hey, guys. Hey, I'm wondering if the only ones that can actually afford that steak diet, twice a day, every day would be somebody associated with the White House. I don't know if you guys seen the price of beef lately, but it sure as hell ain't cheap later.

Dad joke
A real dad joke is only good. When it's apparent, of course. Then it makes you grown.

Dad joke submission
Good day. Junkies I heard earlier this morning that there was a gentleman who was attacked by a group of people with musical instruments at the Dr. Phillips Center. They said it was well, orchestrated. Wick a wiggle pop up.

S-Tier Dad Joke
How do you track Will Smith through the mud? Just follow the Fresh Prince.

joke
Okay, junkies is a dentist done in really got busted for selling drugs. I've been going to that guy for like 5 years. I never knew he was a dentist.

Dad jokes
Did you hear the 1? About the guy with the pee fetish and the prostitute. Well, he gave her his pee and she gave him herpes.

Rate my dad joke! 😂
Hey news, junkies Sinister here, here's my rate. My dad joke today, I saw a little person climbing down in prison wall. I thought to myself, dang, that's a little condescending. Haha, have a great day.

I've been looking 4 u
Sounds like the clown is saying, I've been looking for you all night. I've been looking for you all night. I don't know. That's what it sounds like. Wiggle wiggle. Pop. Pop. That sounds like wiggle wiggle.

Dad joke
Hey, Sean. When does a joke become a dad joke? Well, it's when it's apparent.

USMC = No THC
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the THC drink. I was in the Marine Corps in the 90s, some period, Sean, my unit was Notorious for failing piss test. We had a lot of people go home that way. What would you get is called an other than honorable discharge? Um, and if you don't do anything stupid for like 6 months, you can have that upgraded to a general discharge. That's all I know.