A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis. Bartender says, Hey pirate, why you got a steering wheel on your penis? The pirate says, are they driving me nuts?
Drunk guy comes home, 1 day holding the duck under his arm and his wife standing in the living room and he says, this is the pig I've been sleeping with and she says, that's a duck, you idiot. He said I was talking to the duck.
Hey guys. There's 2 old men sitting on a park bench and a dog walks up and starts licking himself 1 old man. Looks at the other and he says, I wish I could do that. The other old man says that dog would bite you, Wiggles and Pops.
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Hey Josh. So I just wanted to weigh in on the Joey Tomatoes Fiasco and you know really I think This is in line. With anytime I hear about a business refusing service to someone for x y and z. Now, of course, those really those reasons have to be legal in nature. Uh, you can't discriminate against someone but I think, you know, Restaurants should should absolutely in any business. Should absolutely be able to have that, right? Uh, to refuse service and you know whether it's a good business model or not, you know, is something that they'll have to weigh. And, you know, I think it's a balancing act. You have to weigh the publicity of it. The, the economic impact that could come from it. But also, you know, whether you're whether you want to allow your customers to be able to do whatever they want to, you know, I think you can't allow that I think in business has a right To control that. So that's just my thoughts around it. Uh, also, do we think, uh, Joey tomatoes and Tony Pizza are related or perhaps the same person?
Hey, ladies junkies, this is Steve from Ocala. I got a dad joke for you. Blind Man's walking down by the pier stops. Sniffs. Hello ladies. Wiggle wiggle pop.
Good morning. This is junkies. Um, I wanted to submit my joke. So here it goes. I had a handyman come over to my house today and I wrote him out a list. When I got home, he had only done numbers, 1 3, and 5 turns out. He only does odd jobs. Anyways, love you guys. Have a great show.
Almonds are harvested by attaching a machine to the trunk of the tree and the whole tree is shaken shooken and the almonds fall out and they're all gathered. Some people pronounce almond as almond. Why they shook the L out of it?
