It is Friday. September 25th 2026. Lots to get into today. I am your host. Kermit the Frog. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey Kermit, Kermit Kermit You cannot steal the news, junkies intro. Well, I I just thought maybe I could open up the show. Do a good job at it. No sir. This is not the way we do things around here that intro belongs to Sean. But you can tell the guys hi, if you want to. Well, all right. How about a little sign off, this is Kermit the Frog and you are listening to the News Junkie, on your streaming platform of choice. Have a great day, yay.

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Good afternoon junkies. Um, so I hear you guys are doing the impression thing. Um, I actually have an impression I wanted to give you guys my impression of Snookie. Anyways, have a great day, have a great afternoon.

Hey guys, this is my impression of the little mermaid when she got to be where the people are.

Hey y'all. You can't forget about Donald Duck.

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Hey y'all, this is my impersonation of Steve Urkel. Did I do?