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I wouldn’t send food back because of reasons
All right, so I grew up with someone who uh, worked at a restaurant called Sunny's Barbecue and he would tell me everything that the kitchen would do on purpose. This is 1 in Florida. This is 1, that is uh, I'll hint it and say near full sale. Um, they throw the food on the ground. Uh, if people come in, uh, towards closing, they will literally spit in the food, they will cook the food. And then like, again, throw it on the ground, like, and he told me they would do some nasty things to the food. There you go.


Wifi name
What up guys I was on a flight going to Russia and there was a smoking hot smoking hot woman across the aisle for me but she was like really rude to like the staff and everything on the on the plane. So I put my Wi-Fi as mile high club and her seat number and had people walking up and talking to her the entire flight which was pretty freaking great.

Remember AIM Chatbots?
Did none of you guys ever chat with the aim chat box, when you were kids, I used to have full-on conversations for a while with with that guy, her it, whatever. Speaking of her, that whole movie, her with walking Phoenix is actually really good. I could definitely see people falling in love with AI chat box.

Happy Hype Day
There's my best friends. I never knew I had a Cain, I hope you're having a great Wednesday buddy. Sabrina you too Josh. Like I said yesterday it's always great to have you on the show. Um, I hope each and every 1 of you have an amazing hype day. I we don't call it hump day. Hump day has got a negative connotation. We call it hype. De, Get Hype, get ready. We're halfway through the week. Let's go love. You guys. Have an amazing day. Keep killing it. I'll see y'all later. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.

Pinkerton
I think Hurtin krier. Why don't you come to Discord anymore? You little jerk love you.

Super herpes?
hey guys, uh don't you think the New Zealand's kind of like playing with fire with like this whole positive herpes thing like That could be a breeding ground for like super herpes. She got all these Herpt people raw vagin and stuff out there. I don't know. I, I think this may be the wrong thing to do New Zealand.

Random QUESTION
Hey, what's up news? Junkies coming at you. Hot from Central PA right now. No literally it's it's like 104 degrees. Real feel up here. Uh, I feel like I'm back in Florida again, already. Hey, uh Sean, you are doing uh, a killer job hosting in Sean's absence. Uh, so please don't take this question the wrong way, but I was just wondering if Sabrina ever hosts. Uh maybe maybe she has in the past and I just missed it, I don't know. But uh I think Sabrina would make a pretty Kick-Ass host too. Um yeah. Have a great day wiggle. Wiggle pop.

Cause I said so is a gift as a parent
Because I said, so it was like, having a gift that you get, when you become a parent, you can use it at any time. Like, Dad, can I ride my bike out? Front know why? Because I said? So, or you going to be honest with them be like, well, actually, I don't want to sit on the porch and watch you ride. Your bike, 50 feet, this way, and 50 feet back the other way, and 50 feet this way. It's hot out there, dude. No, you just use? Because I said so, oh, your yard.


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