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Weird Al and Cocaine
Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King checking in from Daytona Beach. So my celebrity encounter back in the 90s, I was in a restaurant in Hollywood. I'm in the bathroom and I decided to, uh, do a little bit of cocaine, and I went to put it back in my pocket, finished my business went to leave turned around. And this guy says, hey, did you drop something turns out? It was Weird. Al Yankovic. He had to be my bag of coke back. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

My celebrity encounter for rate my blank
so, for rate, my blank, my celebrity encounter was doing security at a archery range in Winter Garden. With Ted Nugent. He came during a damn Yankees concert to Orlando. was during the first Gulf War. Who saw him Hussein was on the stage in a big, Effigy being shot. So, he spent about 4 hours at this range. And I got to stand. Right behind him. while he signed autographs and did a bow shooting demonstration and I walked away with a signed William tell, which is where the arrow goes into the back of another arrow and he signed it for me.

Older life guards
It might be safe to say that that older more experienced lifeguard would be more Vigilant about his job than some younger 21 year old lifeguard. That might be more interested in getting some tail from another young 21 year old lifeguard.

Met Michael Jackson 2 of his children and 3 spider men at Benihanna

George Harrison
My celebrity interaction was George Harrison. I was living in Jackson Tennessee at the time, managing a Hollywood Video and Carl Perkins, she was 1 of George Harrison. And Paul McCartney's biggest influences had passed away while I was outside checking the Dropbox and I had a 65 tour jacket on that. My mother had gotten me for my birthday and I heard hey that's a nice jacket you got on there and I turned around and it was George Harrison inside of a limousine.

Chick in the apt who can now poop
I can't remember the last time that I've agreed with Josh Moore um I feel like in a few months we just need to Circle back check back in with his chick who lives in the apartment now and is now pooping regularly and goes to the gym because I feel just like John mailanchi deep.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I met James Earl Jones at a deli in LA. Had lunch with him and then spent the whole day with him. We rode a Ferris wheel and ding dong dashed Carrie Fisher. Ended with a sauna. Great day with Vader. [Police Siren]

Celebrity encounters!
What's going on junkies? Hope all is well. Uh celebrity encounters. So back in 2008, fresh out of high school. Got him getting old. Uh, I met Samuel Jackson at the driving range at the Country Club, I was staying at my cousin's the head chef. So you got to stay on the property. Met, Michael J fox at the beach club. I was working at he dropped off his kids for the morning daycare program that we had and also met Adam Sandler at the ice cream shop in town. Uh, all down to earth, guys. But yeah, celebrity encounters.

Meeting Boy George
Hi, guys. I used to work security back in the day and 1 of the most interesting encounters. I had met a lot of celebrities, but the most interesting was Boy George. Uh, this is pre Bad Boy, George. You know, before we committed any crimes. Uh, anyway, I had to meet him at the door. I scored him over by the DJ booth to his table. The funniest thing is I'm 6 foot, 250 this guy, absolutely dwarfed me. Shoulders are like 5 inches wider he's about 5 inches taller. This is 1 of the largest individuals I have ever encountered in my life.

Forest gump part 2….haha
This is just a follow-on, not sure if you got the whole my first Forrest Gump encounter. Dispatcher kind of cut off halfway through. But when he came up the street for the second time, He looked right in the face because I was standing right by the fence. He laughed and said I should give my Round of Applause because he ran up the street twice I did. He smiled, give him a thumbs up. Nice kid fella seems like