All right, y'all take it easy on me. I'm just here to participate and provide impression of 2015, Washington in the morning. Welcome everyone to a Monday. September 21st on the News Junkie.
Well, well, you know, Mary, I think Billy took the money from the bank and then he ran off with it. Now that was Jimmy Stewart and I'll give it 1 more 1. More imitation here. I'll say I'll say, boy you doing it all wrong. Boy, that boy is sharper than an average bowling ball.
She didn't. Remember me? Oh, it's your flashlight. You haven't played with me in quite a while ever since you had a child and you have that wife of yours, you left me down here in Key West, it's so hot and it's so sticky inside of here, I need to be washed out. Oh my goodness. Why don't you wash me after you use me? See Lane. It's been so long. See Lane I miss you.
Hey guys. Firefighter check-in here. Um those hoses can have a lot of power behind them. I am 64 250 lbs and I can struggle to hold on to those hoses sometimes, uh, especially over your shoulder. Like that guy was doing very easy to lose your balance on something like that. Um, I've definitely seen the hose knock over a couple of short guys before. Uh, and you know, some of these guys are on the job for 20 years and some some of these guys are probes fresh out of the academy. So Sky probably is new. He's learning. And that's why they have them on the hose to try to teach them how, how to handle it. And, uh, sometimes it can get a little embarrassing.
Hey junkies, this is my first dispatch. I couldn't think of a really funny name like everyone else, so I'm just Jason. Uh, yeah, I want to give you my very good Charlie, Chaplain impression. All right, here we go. Charlie Chaplain impression. All right, thanks a lot. That was my Charlie Chaplan impression. Thank you.
Uh, hello News. Junkie Hank Hill here on my lunch break from the propane store. You uh, I got a call from my son Bobby, who listens to y'all. Saying you don't want anybody, doing a Donald Trump impersonation? Well, I'll tell you, I do a damn good 1 and here it is. uh, I like bleach. And I think that all illegal immigrants are nothing but aliens from outer space, and your government's been hiding it from you for a long time. God Bless America. Thank you. Ah, that's it.
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Bro, I hate snakes so I do not envy you that being said I'd be trying to figure out how the hell it got in there to prevent a venomous 1, getting in next time, since people have said that this 1 is not venomous, um, when it comes to the gambling thing. Yeah, man. It it's a lot bigger and easier to access. Now, I've been gambling since like 2003, right? And I did a paper in college in 2009 on, uh, how gambling and, and legalizing marijuana may impact. Florida and 1 thing that I recall from that research was back then. A lot of people were betting in entire paychecks on a weekly basis when it came to gambling. So that's nothing new. But it, you know, it's definitely more, uh, widespread super
