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Regarding the THC ban. Good old Glitch Mitch McConnell was the one who backed the ban language that was added to the bill to reopen the government. Then look what happened to him. Karma maybe?

Here is the two phone numbers that you need to put out if you want to keep your THC drink drinks this is the White House Con line and also the Whitehouse switchboard and you asked to speak to Donald Trump and you tell him that you wanna keep weed

THC woes
Hey guys. Uh you were talking about the THC drinks. I, I just wanted to I don't know. Poke the bear. Rub it in your faces. I don't know. I just live in Michigan so I can just go down the street and buy a couple of pre-rolls and About 8 oclock at night. Partake. And then by 9:30 10. I am fast asleep. It's wonderful. If I ever move to another state, it's definitely going to be 1 where THC is legal. Uh I I I've been sober for 2 years and I don't ever want to go back to alcohol. so kind of sucks that that's happening down there until all the states, that that, it's not legal in, but Yeah. If you really want it, there's ways to get it.

If you get your card, you can buy this… they have different flavors, this one is just “touch of sweet” you can put it in any drink and each squeeze is 5mg.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Without knowing all the specifics, sounds like you paid roughly $400 too much for that service.

How to handle a 4-way stop.
Hey guys, after listening to the show today I learned that you may not know how to utilize a 4-way stop. And so I figured I would give you the education that I received from the traffic school of Reno 911. Y'all got here at the same time. Well, y'all have the right away. It's always the person on your right but they're the person on my right person on my right person on my right. Nobody knows who's right? What do you do in this situation, G&R? Gun it and run it and beat the other guy across. So hope that helps

Rate my life hack, plumbing help edition
Sup news junkies hey, it's not really a life hack. It's kind of a, you know, a little bit of a help thing. And it it's a feel-good thing so just trust me, I know with my childish name, it's hard to trust but just trust me, have a little faith. If you ever need Plumbing, help call 929-556-2746. It's worth it. Just have a little face. That's all I got. Deuces.


Rate my life hack
Yellow. Happy Monday, Sean. Sean, here's my life hack for you. Go to The Villages, find an old lady with a lot of money. 1 foot in the grave and 1 foot on a banana peel. Mary her. You're welcome. Wiggle, pop pop.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
This is for Rate My Life Hack. Go sign up for an airline or hotel travel credit card and use it for everyday purchases. Then, pay it off every month while reaping the rewards. If it has an annual fee, call to cancel it the week before. You get the rewards, they profit nothing off you. [Crowd Cheering]