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charliew1
Dad jokes
Hey guys. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? For drizzle.
CatBH
Bad dad joke
Hey, Sean. Why are pirates called Pirates? I don't know either. They just are
ImNotAHippie
Rate my blank dad joke
All right guys, I got a quick question for you. What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before they were married? Fiance.
guitarslinger
Dad joke ( I think)
Okay, here's my dad's favorite. 1 guy goes to the doctor. Doctor says, I have bad news and good news. He goes, what's the bad news? You got stage 4 cancer, you're going to have to start chemo. Immediately goes, what's the good news? He goes, you know, the receptionist out front. The 1 with the big boobs. I'm banging her
dentman
Snail turtle joke
What did the snail say while he was riding on the turtle?
Pilotmike
Rate my dad joke
So my friend, Sarah left her Pepsi about 60 Mi south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
gotkrypto?
Dad joke, totally stolen
So, I recently learned a tough lesson, uh, never buy shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what those were laced with, but, man, I was tripping.
11Charlie
Dad joke
Do you know what happens, when somebody slaps you at high frequency? It megahertz.
hvyledmark
Thank you!!!
All right, news, junkies it's heavy lead, Mark, heavy lead Mark. Thanks man. Hey, that's, uh, that's no joke. Um, Yeah, we're remodeling our back of our house so that turned into storage. Love you guys, man. Thanks for the show. Woo.
Tiny Tim
Shawn you might get a kick out this old bumper sticker
Shawn you might get a kick out this old bumper sticker
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