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They were on my front door. Got complaints

This is my Show Us Your Blank (magnet)

Wife calling me by full name
Going back to the whole. Wife calling you by your actual name thing. If my wife calls me by my actual name, she is mad about something, especially if it's my Full name, instead of my nickname. Also, ironically, if a bartender calls me hun. Her babe. Then she gets mad about it. Makes no sense.

Not a rate your blank, but sitting down for some work lunch.....

Let’s go old bat!
Junkies what's going on? OMG these clips. You guys keep playing of these old people thinking they're so entitled boy. I'm like that Key and Peele meme where he's the anger, uh, consult for the president. He's jumping. Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I'm so ready. Like, dude, let somebody come up to me. I promise you, I'll be on the radio. You guys will be talking about me.

One of my magnets in the wild

It's an older one, but TNJ does the Bahamas

Many in the wild and a few in the fridge.

A couple of my favorites, RIP Millensurfer