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RIP Smashmouth
Hey junkies. So my probably most famous encounter was on a flight from Las Vegas to Detroit. And I was seated next to Steve Harwell. The lead singer for Smashmouth, only, I didn't know who that was. this was probably about 2007208 and so he ended up telling me who he was and I was like, okay I think I've heard of the band's meth Smashmouth but I was just so unimpressed because I'm like, yeah, I I don't know who you are and the whole flight. He, he kept, like, lowering his sunglasses, which he never took completely off. But to look at me over the top of his sunglasses like You sure? You don't know who I am. So I feel bad now that rip Steve. But yeah, I didn't know who he was. I started to think. Well, this guy is just like, trying to prank me anyway, because maybe he's a look like I get home, I Google it and sure enough it was him Oops, as I said, rip Steve.

Went roller skating with Kimberly from different strokes TV show on a dare
Hey, Sean, a crew when I was a little kid and I'm 55 now. Um, I was at the mall with some friends and, uh, that was when your parents actually, let you out without, you know, hovering over you. Uh, we saw Diane Plateau. She was Kimberly and the TV show. Different Strokes were the little guy would go. What you talking about Willis? um, My Friends BET me that I wouldn't go up and talk to her So, what the heck I did, I go in up and talk to her. She was a couple years older than me, joked around. I don't remember who she was with cuz like I said, I was a little kid, I think I was like 10 or so, probably maybe 12. And um, we ended up hanging out for the afternoon and went roller skating. No, big deal. Just hung out like she was a good, like she was an old friend. And I do remember that, anyway, ah

I met OJ and Nicole Simpson
Hey, junkies, it was 1985 February. I believe it was down in Mexico. Surfing, we always went down to Mexico and surfing the jungle point breaks, The side 1 day, let's go up and stay in a hotel room for a change. So we went up to the Lost hottest which is the where the movie 10 was filmed with Bo Derek and Dudley Moore. Well, check in the room. Beautiful rooms and lo and behold right above me was OJ and Nicole Simpson on their honeymoon. They were just a wonderful couple talked to them. All that day at the pool hung out some And I decided I'm going to get his signature on him. I had a football with me. I figured I'd get a signature well, lo and behold that evening we went out to dinner and I ended up getting deathly ill so the next day, I never got Chance to get that signature. He probably could have come after me for that ball. But what a story that was

Meeting Michael Jordan’s son that went to UCF
Hey, what's up News Junkie? so, I have an interesting 1, my sister Actually dated Michael Jordan's son that went to UCF. This is a while ago. But that was my first encounter meeting. Someone really famous, my sister brought me up to him. And it was like, this is my boyfriend. He shook my hand, he had his whole Entourage and then he's like, Sarah, I got to go gave her a kiss, and then just goes up on stage and performs with Loop Fiasco. Wild. Wild.

I'm a big dolphins fan and I got to meet Dan marino at his restaurant in Altamonte Springs, Anthony's coal-fired Pizza. He was a little drunk, but super nice and accommodating.

Rate this!
It's the News, Junkie. What's up, y'all? I hope you're having a great Friday. Keep up the work. So my mom worked at this gentleman's club in, um, Texas. When I was little I was probably like 8 or something, 8 or 8 7 or 8. Anyways, uh, I we got to meet Hulk Hogan, um, The Ultimate Warrior uh Ric Flair a bunch of wrestlers, after a big event down there, came in to their club and we just happened to be there that night because our mom couldn't wouldn't leave us with people. So we would sit in the back in the dressing room. So, anyways, that's pretty cool. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop, pop.

I got to meet this guy at the station as well. Who is super nice from Groundhog Day Steven toboowski

I'm at jay mohr outside the iii heart station, he was kind of a Dick. I asked him for a picture and he goes sure. Then hocks up a big loogie on the ground and then puts his arm around me.

Unretired number for college player.
Concerning the basketball player, whose number wasn't retired. Look, you got to look at it this way. You were technically an employee of that team. Now, you're no longer an employee, you don't get to keep your employee number. You don't work for them anymore.

Here’s the photo from the dispatch I sent in about my celebrity encounter with Kevin from the office when he agreed to take a selfie with me if I told him he could flip me off.