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I met James Earl Jones at a deli in LA. Had lunch with him and then spent the whole day with him. We rode a Ferris wheel and ding dong dashed Carrie Fisher. Ended with a sauna. Great day with Vader. [Police Siren]

Celebrity encounters!
What's going on junkies? Hope all is well. Uh celebrity encounters. So back in 2008, fresh out of high school. Got him getting old. Uh, I met Samuel Jackson at the driving range at the Country Club, I was staying at my cousin's the head chef. So you got to stay on the property. Met, Michael J fox at the beach club. I was working at he dropped off his kids for the morning daycare program that we had and also met Adam Sandler at the ice cream shop in town. Uh, all down to earth, guys. But yeah, celebrity encounters.

Meeting Boy George
Hi, guys. I used to work security back in the day and 1 of the most interesting encounters. I had met a lot of celebrities, but the most interesting was Boy George. Uh, this is pre Bad Boy, George. You know, before we committed any crimes. Uh, anyway, I had to meet him at the door. I scored him over by the DJ booth to his table. The funniest thing is I'm 6 foot, 250 this guy, absolutely dwarfed me. Shoulders are like 5 inches wider he's about 5 inches taller. This is 1 of the largest individuals I have ever encountered in my life.

Forest gump part 2….haha
This is just a follow-on, not sure if you got the whole my first Forrest Gump encounter. Dispatcher kind of cut off halfway through. But when he came up the street for the second time, He looked right in the face because I was standing right by the fence. He laughed and said I should give my Round of Applause because he ran up the street twice I did. He smiled, give him a thumbs up. Nice kid fella seems like

When I met forest gump
Afternoon fellas, 1 of my first jobs. When I first came to the states in the 90s was throwing people out of nightclubs, 1 of the best encounters I had was in 1993. I was traveling around the country touring around. And I was in Flagstaff Arizona. They were filming Forest company of the scenes. When you turn around the country with a big beard. You I was I was stunned by the fence and he came running up the street for the second time. He come right up to me.

Celeb encounter Alec Baldwin
Around 99 or 2000. I was in the Navy, on the ship, the USS Constellation and they were shooting part of the movie. Pearl Harbor on board the ship. And we'd been out uh shooting for about 12 hours and then we did another 6 hours Ops afterwards. I've been on board about 18 hours and I came down through the island and that's where the officers birthing and, and heads are. And coming out 1 of the officers, heads was Alec Baldwin. And as he came out of the head, I saw him. I said, hey, aren't you Alec Baldwin? And he said, yes I am but I'm not signing any autographs. I said I didn't ask you for your autograph, you ass hat. And I pushed him out to the side and kind of walked past him but yeah that was my meeting with Alec Baldwin.

Rate my celebrity encounter: Obama
In September of 2022. Obama came to the Space Coast and came to visit a tiny little coffee shop which my then boyfriend worked at at the time. He texted me that morning saying Obama's here, I instantly got dressed fed, the dogs, ran out the door, literally ran because we live like a block away. Unfortunately, secret security had already blocked off the entire block at that point in time. So, I spent like an hour or 2 just chatting with the secret security guy. By the time Obama left and they cleared the whole thing, I walked in to the cafe. So our Obama was sitting notice the half drunk glass foreign juice. And for reasons, I still cannot explain. I chugged the rest of that. Use so yeah, my experience is drinking Obama's leftover OJ. For better for worse.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Rate my Celebrity encounter I met Meg Ryan, and Mark Harmon in San Francisco filming the movie Presidio. They were filming their beach scene , and were right in front of the Coast Guard Station I was attached to, Motor Life Boat Station Fort Point. Meg was in her actors chair having her makeup touched up, and I’ve been a big fan since meeting her!

Vince Carter dapped me up at the Atlanta airport
So my celebrity story is I was in the air Atlanta airport and Vince, Carter happened to be flying. Uh, on my same flight and he came and sat like 1 chair over from me in the, in the lounge. And, uh, a bunch of people. Came over to him, I was like, oh, Vince Carter Vince. Carter, uh, can we get an autograph? Blah, blah, blah. And, um, he was like, no, no, no, it's not me, it's not me. And then, um, all those people left cuz he just kind of ignored them. And then finally, when he got up to go into first class, he was like, yo man, thanks and give me a fist bump as he boarded the flight, pretty cool, uh, that I didn't Fanboy out on him and he acknowledged that. All right, cool.

awkward bathroom celebration experience
All right, guys, this uh, this 100% true when I lived in Maui. So I'm at a bar at the upper side, classy side of the island uh go to the bathroom. There's like 4, huge Samoans just like guarding the gate. Uh it was super weird but just go on mine. My own business. I'm in the the restroom but seems like nobody's there. Um start you know, taking my piss in the Earl. All the sudden. I in the stall immediately next to me. I start hearing. somebody do these noises like oh, like, What? Is are they in pain? Are they? Pleasuring them. What, what is going on? I, I just I had to get out of there. So I I just hurry, shake things up. Go wash my hands. So now I'm at the the sink with this giant mirror. And I'm hurrying up washing my hands with the stall directly behind me. All the sudden I hear this like the loudest thunder. Clap like And it's scares the literal. Sat of me. I splash water everywhere. Like, I I'm just staring in the mirror and I see the dark. The door jarring open. And there's this. Little lady, old lady. Little old lady. She's just like almost like pausing swinging. her hips and she's got this long braided hair, there's flowers in it, and she's just like, Doing this weird thing with her lips and she's staring right at me. and, I'm just like a 5 Seconds of Silence just staring at this. Person. And then I realized, oh my God. That's Stephen Tyler. And when I recognized him, I turned around and I go dude. Were you okay in there? and he just turned some looks at me and starts smacking his lips like, Looking good. My man, looking good and feeling good and then just Seated out the bathroom. And I'm just standing there drenched in water. and I think to myself, That mfer didn't wash his hands. All right, that's my submission.