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First time dispatch. My opinion on all these Clancey/Anthony comparison jokes. Wiggle and pop and stuff.
long time listener first time dispatcher or talk back whatever whatever it's called nowadays uh just wanted to chime in give my 2 cents on these Lindsay Clancy and and Casey Anthony jokes, you know but I don't know about you but in my opinion you know lindsy Clancy joke and Facing Anthony joke. There they're a lot like their children. They they never get old in my opinion.

My breakup
Good afternoon. Junkies listen, my breakup story of the week is after listening to the jury and how unfairly the prosecution treated the mother who killed her kids. Uh, I'm breaking up with people. I'm just going to stick with cocaine.

The mamdani situation
What's up, junkies happy today. So Sean with mondani I really don't care what he does. At 11:00. but, The fact that he's associated with Mr. America deserved 911. Um, and he also has his wife who has a Crazy internet pass as far as liking the 911 terrorists, um and supporting what they did. Now, I understand, you know, A cultural thing for her. Um but also you know her uh liking stuff related to October 7th and all that. So Yeah, whatever. Let the dude go. Who cares. um, I'm sure, you know, the 1 person that most people hate today, Charlie would be like, uh, Yeah, you know what? Let mom die to go, you know? We're allowed to speak differently. Have different opinions. We go pop up.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
My wife went through PPD after our last child was born. She was ready to kill me. [Gunshots] , not her children.

Hell gotta be ADA compliant by now right?
When it comes to this claims case I'm over it. I'm spent, I'm done. I don't want to freaking hear about it really anymore. I'm just done. But what I take piece in is knowing that in 2026 hell has to be wheelchair accessible, right? so,

Compassion for criminals??
What's going on News Junkie happy. Uh, Wednesday. Hey, this is a really kind of weird, uh, place in society where we're ending up with people that have compassion for the people that committed the crimes, but don't have compassion for the victims of the crimes. You see this in all facets of our society, right? Now, whether it deals with illegal aliens, Lindsay, I mean, you know, just about everything, it's, you know, uh, there's compassion for the people who commit, the heinous crime, but there's not compassion for the people that the crime was committed against. I don't understand that things are just becoming backwards. Anyways, just my 2 cents, have a great day guys.

Rate my divorce 
Good day, junkies rate. My divorce been happily divorced for 8 and a half years. My ex-wife did not think things through when she filed for divorce. Uh, the original reason, why is that she didn't want to have to pay me alimony once she got out of nurse practitioner School. However, over the years I got the correct answer is that she was cheating on me with a guy at work. He gave her an ultimatum. She did not act fast enough. He was in a relationship with by the time we were divorced. Um, she did not plan it out because she went from a day shift, to a mid shift. Meaning, I would have to come and stay the night at our marital house on days that she worked because she did not get home until midnight. So that was very weird and the fact that uh, she was trying to also recruit my friends and that's how I found out. She was actually cheating on me before we got divorced. Is because they told me the reason why she was divorcing me is that she was having an affair. I didn't find out until my friends told me. But uh she finally told me here.

AI taking us out
Hey guys, happy day. So you're telling me I got to wait 4 more. Damn years for AI to wipe us out. Get smarter AI, come on.

Breakup story but I have too many lol
Hey there. Junkies what's going on? I'm at work. So sorry, it's loud in the background but I have a breakup story for you. Um, I was with this guy, I wasn't like my late teens and He, he always seemed like a player, and I didn't really understand what that was, and I end up finding Asian, uh, butt porn on his TV, his TV, not even his computer, and he tried to blame it on me of why he had to watch that. And that was the biggest lie ever. And, uh, yeah, broke up with him and I know that he is still around being a sex addict cuz he still tries to get him my DMs, and it's the funniest thing. OMG, but yep, that's my story. Okay, bye.

Rate my break up
Hey, check it. When I was about 19 and in the Army I was running the streets and acting crazy. I was dating this wicked girl and I didn't believe in any of that stuff. But 1 day when I got home, she had no lights on about a 100 candles. Lit all over the house and she was laying in bed. Reading her spell book. And when she looked at me, she's like the Great Goddess tells me that you've been in darkness all weekend. Looks like it took everything within me. Not to Put A Spell On You. And even though I didn't believe in anything that's stuff, I did not get 1, second of sleep that night. So the very next day when she went to work, I grabbed all of my stuff and I left without saying anything.