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Having a really good day today! 17 year anniversary for me and the Mrs.
Hey junkies, happy Wednesday, happy. April Fool's Day, looking forward to the Artemis, 2 launch later on this afternoon. I just wanted to give a huge shout out to Mrs. Perogi. Today, we're celebrating our 17-year anniversary. I'm surprised I haven't been on a murder mystery documentary yet because of all the stuff she puts up with but I love you. Uh I love you guys, I love chat. Um, I'm just having a really good day and I just wanted to say, keep up the great work and wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


If Stanley Kubrick. Didn't admit to faking the moon landing on a sound stage in Utah. Then I might believe that we went to the Moon. And if your phone call drops in an elevator, what makes you think? President Nixon was able to talk to him live from the Moon. Come on, Sean. You're better than this.

I am using microsoft edge browser and never had an issue before with junkie chat. Am I using the wrong browser or is the chat broken? Thanks. Love the show.

washed it yesterday. already pooped on

Shawn getting house calls now

VA nurse federal employee policy
Hey, junkies VA nurse here federal employee. And yes, that is the policy as a federal employee. We are not allowed to accept gifts uh twenty dollar greater than twenty dollars. Um a lot of times patients will bring us food, cupcakes flowers, things like that instead because of the policy But the irony of all of this that always makes me angry is that isn't that funny how the president of the United States? Who's a federal employee is allowed to accept Jets from the Arabs, but but that's okay. But TSA people who are literally not getting paid trying to survive can accept 1 thousand dollar gift card as a donation. Hmm, funny have a great day y'all.

Possum watch 2026! Found this one roaming around my neighborhood yesterday on my morning walk. Scared the shit out of me!

I'll go pour concrete on the moon
Happy day News. Junkie crew, man. I like space. I say we go to the Moon. I say we start developing on it. I'll go up there and volunteer to go. Pour concrete, get me off of this rock that I'm on. I don't want to be here. No more.

Shawn it's called bribery
The new junky sea Lane and my lovely Sabrina. Sean. I used to work at the airport, but I can tell you this, it is against law. To accept any gift whatsoever, in kind or Indonesian. To security, uh, officers, TSA and all of them. Even the military that is on the airport because this will lead to, uh, an issue like a terrorist or organization can then give PSS agent money and then they will turn up right now because they know that guy. You understand this now, Tyler Perry. I don't think he will do anything, but you never know. There is cuckoo people out there. So you have to be very careful uh, where the money is coming from, and who's getting it from. I think the best way that he should have done, this was Give It 2 uh 1 of those uh Charity organization and specifically say hey give this to the TSA agent but you cannot you cannot give them money just like that. Just saying. I mean, it's obvious. I can smuggle a lot of things. All I have to do is just give TSA agent. A thousand dollars. And I can sleep. $50,000 true. Uh, uh. This message have been brought to you by a Samsung user at Samsung. We do everything right and guess what we coming out with new glasses? Let's see what Apple will do.

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