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Bloodmouth
Dad joke
So, here's my dad joke. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Ghostbyrd
dad joke Orange soda
Morning News, Junkie. Last night, I had a dream of swimming in an ocean full of the orange soda. It was a fantasy.
JazzyJosh
Rate my dad joke
What's the difference between black people and canoes? Canoes tip.
Zoowithoutcages
Dad joke
What do you call a glory hole in a police station? Have an anonymous tip.
Sarahjanefair
Rate my dad joke
When does a police officer smell. When they're on duty.
Big Bird
Dad joke dad joke dad joke
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's too tired.
muffmouth
This the best one! Maybe…
What's going down? Junkies? What did the big flower say to the Little Flower? Hey, there, bud.
Plumbus is the shiz
Winning dad joke btw
Knock knock. Dishes. Dishes, Sean Conway.
Slim
Dad joke
Hey gentlemen. Did you hear? They're not going to make 12-inch rulers any longer.
MoeManjiTheRealtor
Dad joke
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well so I figured I'd try this Dad joke thing out um and see how I do. Um, but I heard Sean started working out. Do you know, what is best? Um what is his favorite exercises is jumping to commercial, bye.
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