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Sloth
News Junkie happy Tuesday. So just um, I'm just listening to this uh I guess the last 30 minutes you guys were talking about the slots and the debts up in Slot World in International Drive. Gosh, that's a lot of slots reported. This was it like 30 plus slots that's a lot. Just wondering, were they slow debts? Happy these days.

Missing scientists, aliens and sloths oh my

We have vendors bring us a lot of Chick-fil-A.

am I sauce thief ??
Hey, everybody. Happy today. So I definitely take a little bit too much hot sauce, anytime I get a meal from any various establishment that, uh, offers the packets. But I take them because I use them in my lunch cooler. When I'm at work, I I don't have a whole lot of room in there for an entire bottle of hot sauce, but, uh, it's always, you know, I take the sauce with the thing that I've purchased from The Establishment. I don't just belly up to their bar and start loading my pockets like homeboy. Cuz I got a, I got a sauce up my, my lunch man. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

convenience store with fast food sauces

My wife’s grandmother was a restaurant clepto
Okay, junkies this is uh a topic that I can uh attribute to. So when I got what my wife and then we were together for a few years, we went to Boston to meet her family and she says I got to warn you, my grandmother. When we go to the breakfast restaurant she'll take that entire little Carousel of jellies and stuff and she she likes to take all that stuff. And I'm like, oh okay yeah I'm thinking she'll take a few. I will be damned if we went to that breakfast. There were 15 of us at the table and she unapologetically picked the whole Carousel up and dumped it upside down in her. Purse took all of the, the creamers, everything that was extra on this table took every last bit of it Unapologetic, it just clearly and nobody said a darn thing. I just looked at my wife and all I was like, but anyways, y'all have a good day later.

Back on the plane song sounds like weird Al
Hey news junkies is just want to point it out that this song Back On A Plane. Is this done by weird owl or something? I love it but that's what it sounds like to me weird owl.

The white pickup truck might be a copycat crime.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that, um the story about the white pickup truck. I swear that that was an episode of Yellowstone, and they had that um that that killer Indian guy like he uh they set a trap for him and got him anyhow.

Toilet car
They said, Dave Matthews already pre-ordered 1 of those cars with a toilet in it. Look at how Chicago.

Rib cage surgery
Hey, junkies podcast listener here. So, on the subject of the ribs, my mother about twenty years ago, got 1 of her, ribs removed And it was for basically the same thing cuz I think when you change the shape of your rib cage, all the fat and the muscles and everything else, it forms differently so that way your waistline goes in and your hips go out so you have that Jessica Rabbit Betty. Boop look, which is definitely like a look that Latino women want but I think that's what is going for. I think whatever this guy is doing now, maybe it's just different because you said something about a needle, but my mother had it just completely removed. It was like the lower ribs.

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