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My television show I'd watch for $1M
In the great debate of what show would you watch 10 times in its entirety in order to get a million dollars? I'd love to pick something that I enjoy, like the X-Files or the old Transformers cartoon show from the 80s or, um, The Simpsons, although, that would take forever as we've talked about on the stream. However, the smart thing to do, would be to pick something that only had like 1 season and, you know, only had like 10 or 12 episodes. So my pick would be salvaged 1. It's a show. A few people have heard of it starred. Andy Griffith as a man who is a wheelan and deal dealan. Junk guy, he buys uh spare parts and sells them to people that need them. He's just an expert at this and he decides he's going to reclaim all the stuff that NASA and other people have left on the moon, builds his own spaceship and heads out into space From junk parts, of course to reclaim all this and he becomes a space trash man. It's surprising it only lasted 12 episodes but that'd be my pick.

Danny devito
Hey there, Sean. It's me, Danny DeVito. And when I'm meeting a Jersey, Mike sub, I like to listen to The News Junkie. There's nothing funnier than hacking up, a meatballs off all over the table, laughing to this week in Florida. The News Junkie A show above

Love ya bud
All right, y'all take it easy on me. I'm just here to participate and provide impression of 2015, Washington in the morning. Welcome everyone to a Monday. September 21st on the News Junkie.

Jimmy Stewart n fog horn leg horn
Well, well, you know, Mary, I think Billy took the money from the bank and then he ran off with it. Now that was Jimmy Stewart and I'll give it 1 more 1. More imitation here. I'll say I'll say, boy you doing it all wrong. Boy, that boy is sharper than an average bowling ball.

Used
She didn't. Remember me? Oh, it's your flashlight. You haven't played with me in quite a while ever since you had a child and you have that wife of yours, you left me down here in Key West, it's so hot and it's so sticky inside of here, I need to be washed out. Oh my goodness. Why don't you wash me after you use me? See Lane. It's been so long. See Lane I miss you.


Firefighter check in
Hey guys. Firefighter check-in here. Um those hoses can have a lot of power behind them. I am 64 250 lbs and I can struggle to hold on to those hoses sometimes, uh, especially over your shoulder. Like that guy was doing very easy to lose your balance on something like that. Um, I've definitely seen the hose knock over a couple of short guys before. Uh, and you know, some of these guys are on the job for 20 years and some some of these guys are probes fresh out of the academy. So Sky probably is new. He's learning. And that's why they have them on the hose to try to teach them how, how to handle it. And, uh, sometimes it can get a little embarrassing.

Charlie Chaplin impression
Hey junkies, this is my first dispatch. I couldn't think of a really funny name like everyone else, so I'm just Jason. Uh, yeah, I want to give you my very good Charlie, Chaplain impression. All right, here we go. Charlie Chaplain impression. All right, thanks a lot. That was my Charlie Chaplan impression. Thank you.

Sponge Bob impression

Hank Hill speaks his mind.
Uh, hello News. Junkie Hank Hill here on my lunch break from the propane store. You uh, I got a call from my son Bobby, who listens to y'all. Saying you don't want anybody, doing a Donald Trump impersonation? Well, I'll tell you, I do a damn good 1 and here it is. uh, I like bleach. And I think that all illegal immigrants are nothing but aliens from outer space, and your government's been hiding it from you for a long time. God Bless America. Thank you. Ah, that's it.