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Missing airplane details, sorry, I'm in a hospital
Yeah, I've been sitting here trying to figure out whether you're doing it on purpose or not, but the, uh, story about the downed airplane in the Bahamas that the first break you're like. And when we come back, we'll tell you what's going down with this story. And I'm thinking, well, yeah, it was the plane, obviously. And then, so now you're like, and I'll tell you what's bubbling up with this story. And I'm like, nope. Yeah. That's the oxygen escaping from the cockpit because it's at the bottom of the ocean and the plane that went down

Shawn's wrong about the Canada mother's
Hey Sean. You're kind of being really sensationalist about the Canada thing with the mothers only having a 5-year maximum sentence. The caveat you failed to mention is that. That's only if they can prove that she was suffering from some kind of mental illness after birth like postpartum, depression, similar to what's going on in the Clancy case. Um a mother it says online and on all the legal websites for Canada that a mother can still be charged for first degree, second degree and manslaughter of a child Under 12 months old if none of those other things, apply. So they can still face up to life in prison for killing a an infant Under 12 months old. It's only when they qualify for emphasize is when they can get the maximum penalty of 5 years. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

SMU is about that action boss
Sports ball. I got your back boys. Just so, you know, SMU isn't just some ragamuffin team. They have just as many national championships as FSU does. And they've been around for a long, long time. I actually think they were 1 of the first teams to get, like, the death penalty to wear. Like, they couldn't play football for a minute. I could be wrong there. But, yeah, SMU have been around for a minute, my dudes. So,

choosing between your kids your wife or your mother
Hey junkies, it's Mike. Choose between your kids mom or wife? Well, it depends on the relationship you have with them. First of all, the kids because the kids are your kids and I have to go with my mom. For many reasons. Like a lot of people I've been married 3 times. So that means I'll save my wife and she's going to leave me. And then what No, I'm sorry. Yes, you love your wife but your kids your mother because she's always going to be there for you. It depends on the relationship and then the wife, I know it sounds brutal but that's just the honest truth. A woman will leave you. Wiggle wiggle. Pop pop. Take care, guys.

Rate my crazy break up
Hey, jockey Jason here. So stay in this chick a while ago. Yeah. Me and her kids got along pretty good 1 of our kids with the 16 year old 6 foot, 250 pounds. And 1 night me and his mom got into an argument. Um, he was had the wrong information. So you know, he came aggressively trying to fight me. Um, I was trying to hold him off until his mom came in came in the room with my pistol pointed at me. As soon as I see that, I take the pistol from her. Um her son's freaked out by now. So things start to calm down. I go out front to get some air. Cops out front cross. The street are is pointed at me. Apparently she called the cops called them. I was the sent me. To jail. At the end of the day, all charges were dropped because I'm pretty sure she was afraid to have her kids disposed on the stand. Thanks.

Best divorce ever
At the 25th of March, my wife, divorced me. Went back up went to Cal Fresno. California. With 2. Suitcases. To be with her High School boyfriend. A man, she hadn't physically seen in 27 years, but has seen him on Facebook. 6 6 to 8 months later, she returned back because he wouldn't leave his wife. No alimony cuz she was in love, didn't want none of my money. No child support cuz kids were grown. Kansas trucker out.

It’s easy (no pun intended) to find out the truth about the 3yr old 9/11 kid. Just call George Nory on Coast to Coast! 😁
Yeah, there's an easy way to get to the bottom of the 3-year-old. 911, kid just have him call up George. No worry at coast to coast, and they can get in some readers, or psychics, or something past life, regressors and and we'll know right away. Maybe we'll even find out more information. He can give us some info. All right. Just an idea.

Netflix rant
What was the Netflix rant?

Restraining a passenger!
Hey guys, it's Sonya for North Carolina. I used to be applied attendant and so, yes, this does happen. Uh, you just have to take control of the situation while you're up there if it's dangerous. We had a guy 1 time that was on ambient and he just went crazy and so we had to restrain him. And then by the time we landed, when he came out of his ambient days, he didn't even know he done anything, he didn't know what was going on, but the police and Aviation crew was there waiting for him at the gate, to take him away. So, it does happen, and it is crazy. But up, you know, up in the air, it gets kind of different, you have to have the improvised anyway, you guys are great. I hope you have a great weekend. Bye.

Wheelchair Decal
All I could think of when you said that, she had a um, decal on her wheelchair was it's like a bumper sticker that says, I break for toddler.