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I pissed off alfonso ribeiro
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. So years ago, I was at, uh, after party at nightclub, in downtown Orlando. And in walks, this guy, a Faro Rivero better known as Carlton. So I started yelling at him from across the room and be like, yo, Carlton, Carlton Carlton. And he finally got fed up and said my name is not Carlton. It's Alfonso and without missing a beat. I was like, do the cartoon dance, do the Carlton dance from across the room. Man, the guy got so pissed. He left and I still feel sorry about that situation. I was sometime. I can meet him in a apologize but yeah that's what happened. Thanks, bye.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
When I worked for Disney, I got to rebound basketballs for Kobe Bryant that was aired on E S P N. He paid for a bunch of Give Kids the World kids to go to Disney. It was after his Colorado incident, trying to get some good publicity. It was on a backyard basketball hoop in the middle of the park, his make percentage wasnt as high as expected.

Method man. This one's better quality sorry about the other one
Here's my celebrity encounter, I was living in Memphis at the time, and I was at a MTV celebrity jock in rock touring thing, and I was walking down towards B Street around the corner. This guy comes running down, the road has no clothes on jumps in the bushes and he's sitting there. Big old bottle of alcohol on his hands about 10 seconds. Later cops, come running out of nowhere. Snatched this guy up out of the bushes. Picking him up, put him in handcuffs. And I said, oh, that's a method man. What's up, meth? He looked around and he said, hey, what's up man? And then they took him to jail.

I tried to eat Tim Allen’s daughter!
Hey, what's up, junkies happy Friday, Saturday. Sunday, back years ago. I was working at Walt Disney World. I was in the character entertainment Department. I was doing a parade at the Magic Kingdom, as the big bad wolf from the story of The 3. Little Pigs. Very, very poor vision. You looking basically out of his mouth which is looking down pretty much and all you could see was feet knees. As I was crossing the bridge into Liberty Square. There was a VIP sitting on the bench there on the bridge, and he had his daughter in his lap, so I walked over and grabbed his daughter's head started playing, you know, like I was growling like I was I put her head in my mouth or whatever. Um, but I heard the voice, the guy's voice and he was laughing and I thought, man, it sounds like Woody from Toy Story. Finished the parade 1 of the spotters came up and said, do you know who that was that? You had his daughter's mouth ahead in your mouth. I'm like know who he said that was Tim Allen. So um yeah I tried to eat Tim Allen's daughter. It's really cool making memories at Disney happy Friday Saturday Sunday, everybody.

Celebrity golfer
Some delivery driver. And I delivered to tons of people and I've met tons of people from reesville and Kelly Ripa, Anybody can think of pretty much but the worst person I ever met was unaka Sorensen. Miss 59, I met her at the convention center. When I was delivering a package and she's like, uh, you like they let you guys in here. And all I said, was wow, Santa Claus. Hated her ever since.

Meeting celebrities
I actually had the pleasure of cutting Scott staff and Mark Tani's, lawn They lived in the same neighborhood and Dr. Phillips area as well as Grant Hill. Although Scott stat was a jerk Mark, Tani was cool. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Method Man
Of celebrity encounter earlier this week with George Harrison. But here's another fun that I had I was in Memphis at what was at the time, the npv celebrity rocking job touring festival thing. Blah, blah blah. Method Man had played and he was walking around Bill Street area after he finished up and I was going down to the corner and I saw that. She just got a run and jump down the solutions right next to me and he didn't have any clues on Like what the heck was going on. So some of these police come running out of new and jump on this drive. Come out of the bushes and its methane and I was like, yo, what's up Method, Man? He's like, hey hey Going on, man. His way to jail.

RMB Serj and Ryan Dunn
Let me try this again. So back when Serge left System of a Down, I went to 1 of his shows. Went around back and I got to meet him and a random guy and a hoodie. I was smoking a cigarette at the time. And after this awesome conversation with 1 of my heroes, I flicked the cigarette on the ground and surge lost his mind. Were you going to pick that up and then he walked away? And I was mortified, the guy in the hoodie apologized to Surge and he said, don't worry about them, he's anal about this sort of thing. I asked him. What his name was? It was Ryan Dunn. Wiggle wiggle pop.

I'm at Adam Sandler on the set for waterboy
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew. um, my celebrity encounter, probably the coolest 1 was Meeting Adam Sandler, being an extra on the water. Boy set. He was standing there, smoking a cigar, and signed my, uh, New York, Yankees hat, and, um, that was about it, we didn't really hang out for long but I think that was probably my coolest celebrity encounter

I've got an extra poker pass. Help me give it away.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick. At the beginning of the show, I have an extra ticket to the um, Real Radio poker tournament, and all my friends cheesed out and I've I'm going to go, but I have an extra ticket. So anyhow, if you can figure out a way to give this away on your show, I will figure out a way to get it to you.