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Just some well wishes
What's up, junkies? Happy today, John, I'm trying to was it here today. Um, I'm sorry about my voice, I scorched it. This morning, when Gloria gas, um, anyways. Um we should see you later. Happy birthday tomorrow, the safe travels to you. Safe travels to you. Sean um and uh Happy Birthday to Mr. Big T and uh we're Travis and the 1 and only Santa and happy birthday to you tomorrow. See you later. Bye. Wiggles pops.

New iPhone? Nah.. I'm good.
All right, if you ask me, the phone, evolution stopped about 15 years ago. Remember, when we had the the chirp phones that the blackberries, the Juke, the Razr phones, the flip phones, Now, everything is just shaped the same that most of the same color, the same features. Um, same camera, they just enhance the camera with every phone. That's pretty much it. Um, and no phone should be costing that much 352500 bucks. And it does the same thing as the other companies, phone no phone should be costing that much. So, I don't know. I'm not impressed by these new phones at all and I haven't been for a while. I guess it's just me hippie out.

Rate my breakup? And Ash if you're out there you still suck butt
When I was 19 maybe 20, I was in the Army and dating. This girl from back home here in Florida. We had been going through a bit of a rough patch so I thought uh you know what would fix this getting married? So, I picked up a ring planned A Day Made a surprise trip down to Florida. I got there in the morning. Her mom was a little hesitant to let me in at first, um, but eventually she did. And when I walked into my girlfriend's room, I found her, Sleeping with uh, another dude from her College. so, that was the end of that. Pretty abrupt. Anyway, thanks. Bye.

The fire debate.
Hey News, Junkie. Hey, you guys talking about? If your hat is on fire, who would you save? I got a wife and 2. Kids, me and my wife were sleeping the same bed. So, Obviously, save the kids first but hopefully she's waking me up before she gets up to run down to get the kids on the other side of the house. That's a little messed up, she just takes off and leaves me sleeping. But that's about 2 cents. All right, bye.

Sean’s gripes
Sean, you asked earlier what personal issue you harped on over the radio and without fails a couple years ago. When you talked forever about the Orlando Police bullying you in a restaurant.

That's a rookie move gun guy in restaurant
Good day News Junkie crew. Man, that's a rookie move on that guy. Trying to shoot that lady in that restaurant. If you're going in to do something like that, it should already have been chambered and the safety off. I keep my gun loaded but not chambered and safety on. And as I draw my gun, I can chamber it and click the safety off. All in 1 movement, that guy's a rookie probably, just bought that thing. Doesn't know what he's doing.

First time dispatch. My opinion on all these Clancey/Anthony comparison jokes. Wiggle and pop and stuff.
long time listener first time dispatcher or talk back whatever whatever it's called nowadays uh just wanted to chime in give my 2 cents on these Lindsay Clancy and and Casey Anthony jokes, you know but I don't know about you but in my opinion you know lindsy Clancy joke and Facing Anthony joke. There they're a lot like their children. They they never get old in my opinion.

My breakup
Good afternoon. Junkies listen, my breakup story of the week is after listening to the jury and how unfairly the prosecution treated the mother who killed her kids. Uh, I'm breaking up with people. I'm just going to stick with cocaine.

The mamdani situation
What's up, junkies happy today. So Sean with mondani I really don't care what he does. At 11:00. but, The fact that he's associated with Mr. America deserved 911. Um, and he also has his wife who has a Crazy internet pass as far as liking the 911 terrorists, um and supporting what they did. Now, I understand, you know, A cultural thing for her. Um but also you know her uh liking stuff related to October 7th and all that. So Yeah, whatever. Let the dude go. Who cares. um, I'm sure, you know, the 1 person that most people hate today, Charlie would be like, uh, Yeah, you know what? Let mom die to go, you know? We're allowed to speak differently. Have different opinions. We go pop up.