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Fatties in the Navy just cutting weight
Hey guys, Trevor the insurance broker here. So I also am a Marine Corps veteran, serves some time on ship and what it looks like to me is this sailor is probably just trying to cut weight and meet weight standards. So he went along the food line and just picked out some, uh, complex carbs which the carrots are and the proteins just to be able to, you know, give him what he needs to survive while he's trying to not be fat, uh, in the military especially the Navy and the Marine Corps. We just called him fat bodies. So he probably just picked that out. Shared it to his profile and Like Facebook or something, and then 1 of his buddies, probably just like picked it up and it was like, oh look, this is all day good. When he doesn't even really understand that the guy's probably just fed and needs to lose weight. All right over now.

Navy food
Hey news, junkies Tom Hawk here. Uh, that looks like either a slice of gyro meat or a slice of canned roast beef. Uh, obviously a burger patty carrots. Um, I had this person also looks like they are more difficult to feed in my 9-year-old, son. Uh, you there's lots of other things you can choose from. No, they're not great. But they do provide you with nutrition that you need. Thanks a lot guys.

Marine knows meat. Can beat
Hey, News Junkie. I was in the Marine Corps and on Navy ships as the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy. It's the men's department. That's a regular hamburger patty, regular carrots and a slice of shwarma meet. Nothing too unusual there. The rations are indeed small, typically, we'd get lobster and steak and all the hard-boiled eggs you could eat. Uh, the food on ship is particularly some of the best you can get in the military, for the sake of morale, where submarines are considered to be the absolute best. You can have, I can't speak to the legitimacy of these rations and whether or not what we're seeing circled online is correct. But nonetheless, there's your meat. So, the meat's been identified. Good meat.

Military food is shady.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the military food. Uh yeah, Marine Corps, veteran seery, Sean. Um, I'll have to say 1 time, I got in a fight in the e-club and I got a little bit of trouble and they made me work in the Chow Halls, My Punishment. And I got to see the meat that they were serving and it was USDA grade D. The label said for prison and military use only




Trump mural
What's up, junkies? Uh, I have a friend who drives the turnpike to work every day. And there's a Donald Trump. Mural visible from the turnpike near the Turkey Lake Road or Turkey Lake service plaza. Uh, can my friend get in trouble for flipping that off every day? What if he does finger guns? Is that bad? Should I tell him to stop asking for a friend? Thanks, bye.

Shower orientation should be both
All right, first off anything under 11 minute showering, you're nasty mfer. So 11 to 15 minutes agreed. Also, how is the answer? Not both. I mean, when I go in, I faced the shower to get the front wet, our turnaround to get the back wet when I'm lathering. And soaping back is to the shower. So the front isn't just getting the soap washed off immediately so I can actually rinse it in and then I face forward to get the soap off. And then, when it's time to shake hands with the governor, I faced the water.

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