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Celebrity and cream
Okay, 2 things celebrity interaction, I met Jeff Foxworthy in an airport when I was like, 8 years old, which was a huge deal because he was super funny to an 8-year-old. Um, cream of the pie. I think that's a better analogy for something, being good than cream of the crop. What is the cream of the crop? And how do you grow cream? I want to stop saying the word cream. So have a great day. Bye.


My data and it’s my $
If it's my data, I should make some money off of my data. I know my data is already out there I really don't care but If they're selling my data and making money off of that, I should make some money too.

Got my sample ballot and I get to vote for Antonio Pizza unless his challenger wants to go on TNJ to convince me otherwise

As a parent and husband of a teacher

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Wazzzaaaaaappp! One year I went to Warped Tour at a Six Flags. Figured we would do the theme park thing and then go watch some bands. I was sitting on the rollercoaster ready to take off when there was a commotion at the front. Mark and Tom from Blink-182 had been moved up to the front and got on the ride! Afterwards, they hung around and gave autographs for a few minutes. I had the photo they take from the ride with them in it, but not sure whatever happened to it. Nice guys [Crowd Cheering]

If you don't want to give a grocery store Your number, use Jenny's number instead
Where I live in Nashville, Kroger is the big big grocery store and they've got, they know all about me, they know everything I buy for everything, but I was once traveling in North Carolina and, uh, came to a new grocery store that I'd never been to before, because it was local to their and it was expensive without the discount card. So when I got up to the register, I had seen a hack video of 1 of those, you know, do this at the at the grocery store things on Instagram and they were basically saying, take whatever the area code is of where you are and put in 8675309, you know, Jenny's number and I did that and it worked it said, you know, oh here, you know, discount card applied and when it printed out the receipt, whoever owns that number, which is everybody using that little hack had saved over $9,000 in groceries that year at that at that chain of store. So give that a shot sometime if you don't want to give them your info use. Jenny's number,

School districts
Hey news jockeys, this is Craig from Colorado. Just want to let you know that we also have the same problem with our school districts out here, where we have kids, who are going to be graduating, or has graduated high school and they don't even know how to write their damn name or they can't even write a sentence. They don't even know how to read some of them. I swear to you, we got to stop this. We're going to let every child pass. Regardless and actually hold these kids back, have a great day.

Teachers and promoting kids
Good Afternoon, News. Junkies, you guys are talking about, like, the teacher, the who's crying about, his kids can't read and write, and I think that is crazy. Um, that blows my mind. I have a fourth grader and an 11th grader. And both of my kids have been required to read and write before they were allowed to go to another grade like it. I, I am so mind blown how a kid can get that far in school and not be able to do either 1. And as far as a teacher being an influencer, honestly, I don't mind teachers are real people, too. They have to have side hustles if they want to be an influencer and they're making money. Now, as long as they're not like calling specific kids out or giving names or, you know, that kind of stuff, but as far as just like doing it, you know the Tik Tok on the side. I think that's fine. Anyways, love you guys have a great show

Schools pushing kids to graduate
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So my mom, uh, years ago before she passed, she was a medical assistant but she actually started teaching medical assisting at Keiser University. And she had a really hard time because the college kept trying to push her to have these kids graduate because if these kids graduate a lot of the grants and all the, you know, government stuff that these kids have, you know, the the school is going to benefit from that and she ended up quitting because she's like I'm not going to keep passing these kids that don't know what they're doing. So yeah it's a real thing out there guys. Alright bye.