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It sure as hell will pull over
The car will do all those things, and yes it will definitely pull over. Watch YouTube. You'll see there's a actual videos of people who have tested this. I'm not 1 of them but I have fallen asleep behind the wheel and the car definitely shakes me awake. But if it did you shake me awake, it would pull over. I know for a fact, it would

Look ma! No hands, no eyes
So my new Kia Telluride has the monitoring camera just above the steering wheel that watches my eyes and it sees right through my um sunglasses. Because the first time I was I took it on a trip, I had sunglasses on and I'm like, well why how does it even work? So I just shut my eyes and started driving with it on the active cruise, and I knew that, you know, I was in no danger but I just shut my eyes and sure enough, it was like 2 seconds later. It sent me an alert. Hey, open your eyes. So, um, so yeah, it's it's dumb. I, I actually prefer my old, tell you ride, where I had full self-driving on it. Without the monitoring. I could put a 5-pound wrist weight on the uh, steering wheel and boom off. I go full hands free and I did that 1. I did that about 68 miles straight without touching the steering wheel across the state of Florida.

Update on the eyes.
The Tesla cameras do follow your eyes. They can see through your sunglasses if they're like welding glasses. Of course I couldn't see through that, but then again, neither could you. So You know and the other thing is a picture wouldn't work because it does track your eyes. The trucks track side movement, it gives a sampling over a period of time and if you don't respond like a normal person sober person would The car is going to stop and pull over and they're not going to call 911 or nothing like that. So just pull over. No matter where you're at. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Tesla owner here.
so here's Big Bird, your actual Tesla owner um, You when you buy these things, I've had it for years now. I'm sorry for the Cyber truck. Now when you buy these things you sign your agreement, you read through the fine print it says that camera. It's got to be looking at you the whole time and you agree to that. So Also, the other thing I want to say about the camera system is this all its time. Stamped. So it looks acceptable in the court of law. Uh, just like a DVR, an actual DVR does. So uh yeah actually it's it's everybody should be doing this. It's a much better system. Uh, and it keeps you on your toes. That's all I got to say about that. Bye.


Dances with wolves and space balls
Hey junkies. Um yesterday you were kind of talking about the uh dances with Wool Wool Supercut. Um I had to watch that movie for 1 of my classes uh last year for college. And it was so bad it, I just laughed the whole time. It was such like stereotypical and like a bad way on how they portrayed the Native Americans and still, I do not understand how Kevin Costner was this giant heartthrob. Um, also my internet went out, uh, for a couple days and so we were watching DVDs, and my husband and I actually watched baseballs like 2 nights ago. So when you were talking about the space balls on the beach, I just kept laughing like sea links. I literally just watched it anyways. You guys have a wonderful day and may the Schwartz be with you.

In regards to Mitch McConnell. Saw this post on Twitter yesterday. Obviously it's sarcasm.

Glitch McConnell weirdness
Yoki chods. Okay. My Takeaway on this whole Mitch McConnell thing and the Curious timing I find on his wife up and disappearing to China is that uh they they know that they can't Redraw for this guy's seat, if he's obviously still alive, the person who has power of attorney over, you know, over him and who makes the call on whether or not to pull the plug on him, quite literally, in this case, it's his wife. So, again, I find it extremely curious that, uh, she up and took off to China, just days after he was reported being brain dead, in a hospital knowing that she might have to make this call regarding his, you know, his future. Um, and, and that, you know, they can't obviously redraw for his seat, if he's still alive to fill it, even if he's in the hospital, obviously. And I think the huge worry there is that it being in a democratic state. Uh which Kentucky currently is uh, that they would lose a seat. So again I find it extremely curious the timing of all of this but that's just me Tip your plug puller.

OBAMA! Obama gas in Columbia SC

Waiting in line for cheap gas
Good day, gentlemen. Hey, I do not yet or understand people who will sit around at a Costco for a half an hour or so. To save 5 dollars on the tank of fuel in the end, you're losing money, it's your first off. You're going to sit there and you're going to burn probably 2 dollars worth of gas while you're waiting. Then your time isn't that worth money? I would rather just go to a regular gas station pay the extra money. And be in and out of there unless in 3 minutes. But that's just me, you know, everybody has their own thing to do, I just don't get it, I don't understand it, let