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RATE MY DAD JOKE GUARANTEED WINNER & also my first dispatch :)
Here it is, the winner for rate, my dad joke. How do cats like their steak cooked?

Sheep based dad joke. ( Don't worry it's clean)
What kind of car does a sheep farmer Drive? Obviously Lamborghini.

Byron ain’t so clean

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You know, you got to hand it to Blind hookers.

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[Police Siren] You gotta hide me! I stole a goat from the petting zoo, put a tiny ski mask on him, and used him as the getaway driver! [Screaming Goat] Oh don't you judge me, Gary. The mask was YOUR idea! [FBI Open Up] Oh no, I've been found. Tell them nobody's home! And hide the goat--he's a narc that will sell me out for a plate of delicious garbage!

Dad joke
So, here's my dad joke. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

dad joke Orange soda
Morning News, Junkie. Last night, I had a dream of swimming in an ocean full of the orange soda. It was a fantasy.

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What's the difference between black people and canoes? Canoes tip.

Dad joke
What do you call a glory hole in a police station? Have an anonymous tip.

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When does a police officer smell. When they're on duty.