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Teen sauce?
Hey, I just need to know. Has Misty Roberts weighed in on the teen sauce yet.

Live look in at C Lane and Shawn eating the Teen Burger on the next secret show

I tried the Big Arch Burger
Hey, junkies podcast listener. Um, I actually tried the big arch last week or so, it's fine. It's got 2 like huge Patties on it. The meat 2, toppings ratio is terrible. I'm going to stick to my Big Mac. Also Sabrina. Pick me for fits on the street. Thanks k. Bye.

That’s a chick
That politician is a chick. Got to be.

CEO Shawn Wasson's small hands gave him some trouble with the wrapper

Dave Thomas’s square burgers
So, Dave Thomas makes his hamburger Square. Because he doesn't like to cut corners. I had a girlfriend and College who wrote a paper about him.

Thought I would let you guys (and gal) know--

Shawn Opera Remix Song

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My son's take on the last missile strike near him

The accident... by Evil Evil
Hey, it's evil eye up. It's sad as it is. That sounds like just a coincidence. How many other accidents have happened there the same way? Just because it's 2 people that were related to each other at the same place doesn't mean anything. 2 people in a restaurant choking at the same restaurant at 2 different times isn't remarkable that traffic light missing doesn't really have anything to do with anything just happened. In my mind. That's the way I think. It's very sad. Sorry. For both of them. Good story though. See you.

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