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Wedding open bar disaster
Okay, so about the whole wedding thing. Something very similar happened to me. I was invited to a very small game wedding, okay? And they had open bar, I just did air quotes on that open bar and the open bar consisted of 3, bottles of red and 3 bottles of white, well, being that it was a gay wedding. Uh, that wasn't going to last very long. So me, and some of the other gay guys. I don't know why I keep saying gay. Anyway, just assumed everybody from this point on is gay that I speak up, okay, we get in the car and we go down to the liquor store. We buy a party handle a vodka, a party handle a ROM, we go back, we tear that wedding up everybody's having such a great time. The Grooms are more than appreciative side note in the car. We all asked each other, how we knew the 1 G, we all met him on Grindr scandalous.

I think you have a new Halloween costume it goes with your pink shirt

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best job ever - when I was 25 I was an accountant at the brazilian court hotel on palm beach. My office faced the swimming pool, where several times each year they had a playboy or victoria secret photo shoot. My office was a popular place. [Screaming Goat]

Worst & best job
What's up guys? For worst job, I sold Kirby Vacuums door to door. I've done fast food in Kirby Vacuums was 100% worse than that. Best job been doing it for 25 years now. I'm a locksmith. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

My best and worse job. Bestest ever
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. Well, my best job I've ever had, is the 1 that I've got right now, I am a groundskeeper maintenance guy, whatever you want to call it for a castle in a castle. Um, in Mauldin South Carolina, I work for 1 really rich guy, he's awesome very eccentric. I live here so I don't have to drive anywhere. I get a huge discount on my rent. I get free food drinks at the brewery and everywhere else because I do side work for all of them. I'm definitely living my best life. Worst job ever was. Uh, when I used to have to do the trash route with my grandfather because he had a piece of crap, flatbed truck. And we had to hand stack and stomp the trash. They have been sitting out there for a week. oh, you'd step on a buttermilks hypothermic, syringes all kinds of crazy stuff, but There you go later guys.

You’ll enjoy the doc even if you hate Nathan fielder spoiler free
My wife, and I saw the, uh, you can see everything. You can see everything over the weekend. Um, Excellent documentary. I of course was going to love it. I'm a big fan of all the people involved on the production side. Um my wife can't stand Nathaniel at all and she's The nonstop or like sending each other articles and like different people's perspectives on all the like, the little nuanced things throughout the documentary. Um, it's great. Highly recommend it and remember you can see everything. Babbi.

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My worst job.... Working at KFC as a 15 yr old with a perverted 40 something boss who constantly made sexual comments to me.... Ugh! I quit after one month. My favorite job was in entertainment at Walt Disney World working with the characters, castle shows, specials events. Sooo much fun! If I could make what I do now, I'd work til I was 100! Have a great week, Junkies! Sincerely, your favorite mod jkjk [Crowd Cheering]

Worst job was being an Amazon driver, and my best job is being the five manager for the Hard Rock Hotel Daytona Beach
Good Morning, News junkies uh as my worst job best job uh thing for rape. My blank is uh worst job driving for Amazon by far. Um, there, it's if you have questions, I will definitely answer any of them, but my best job is my current job. And I am now the vibe manager over at the Hard Rock Hotel in Daytona Beach and I pretty much run the entertainment and the vibe of the hotel. And holy crap. It is so nice. Um, by far, the coolest job I ever had. Yeah, can't wait to hear some more from everybody. Else have a good day, guys. Bye.

The best job I've ever had
What's up, junkies happy today. So Sean my the best job I've ever had is being the father of, my 2, gorgeous daughters. The greatest job I could ever have. And will ever have is making sure that they're raised, right? They're loved and they're cared for beyond anything else. They are my little princesses and Greatest job I could ever ever ever have.

Rate my Crime
Hey everybody happy today. So my submission for rate, my crime is arson. This was premedication swelly um I got it in my head that I was wanted to build a flamethrower and I did. And it worked too well scored the side of my neighbor's house so I was charged, but never convicted. Anyway, I love you, goodbye.