Okay. here's my imitation of the snake under Shaun's desk. And there it is. How'd you like it?

Well alone is Jackie, Sean djt here. I'm very busy but I was able to take a couple of moments. I wanted to wanted to do the dispatch right and let you know, I do. Listen, I listen to The News Junkie and by the way, I'm not a junkie. I don't do don't drink. I've never done drugs. I do like junk food. I'm a junkie, like, come on. I mean, I like a good Big Mac, right? Who doesn't come on, but you guys, you do a terrific job. You say, a lot of news, a lot of it, I believe it's fake a lot of fake stuff in there, right? Especially about me. But I'm not going to get rid of you. I tell you right now, I'm getting rid of the fake and I'm not getting rid of you. You're doing a great job, guys. You're doing great.

Yes, they know me, you know me, I am the greatest, you know that, you know, they say that they say you are the greatest there's ever been. There's no other 1 better than you. You know me, you know me, you know, I love the blacks, I love the blacks but I hate those mosquitoes, no mosquitoes. And let me tell you about those Latins. Those Latins, I, I love them. I love them big booty Latinas. I love them. You know, I love them and you've seen them. I love them. We love them. We love them. Thick thick Latinas, we love them. Uh we are in the Golden Era, the greatest era alive, greatest greatest, there's no other 1 better than me. I am the best, you know me. You know me. They call me crazy. Trump.

Hey guys, I got a quick question for you. Of the 3 of you in in reference to Buffalo chicken wings The ones that aren't Flats. Do you refer to them as drums?

Rate. My breakup when I was at UCF, I dated a girl who was very churchy and very inexperienced. I was going through a phase of the time where I was trying to be a little bit more churchy and I was attracted to her in experience. Things, progressed, great. And I had no idea or any inclination or anything was weird until the end of the semester when I drove her to her parents' house in denel and where upon stepping on her front porch, her dad opens the door and says hi, you're welcome to come inside? But before you do, I'm legally required to inform you that we were once in a cult. I stopped cold. And I said, does that mean your wife's name is sunshine? Because you obviously didn't drink. The Kool hate He goes, well, it's not that kind of cult our church had a Schism. And we followed a guy who started an offshoot church outside of normal churchy. Watching things and well it got broken up by the FBI and now I'm required to tell that to everybody. My daughter brings over. Hi. You want to come in for a steak dinner? so,

Hey everybody happy today. So I like to think that Richard Gere is only a successful actor because he's being controlled in the same way as the little chef from the Ratatouille movie. Except it's not a rat in his hat. It's a gerbil. In his butt. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

I am stupid &forgave my X for cheating twice. 1st time, I found out while we were on staycation together, he talked to her right before he got to the hotel; I read all the steamy text on his phone. [A Few Moments Later] Then I found out he was sleeping with his baby mama by talking to her and her telling me oh yeah he been eating it for months. 3rd time I was using FBI analytics [FBI Open Up] and singled out his facebook friend, talked to her, they were messing around for 3 months. Always trust your gut & run from red flags [Crowd Cheering]

The AI actress is actually real and she was just doing her best, Mitch McConnell impression. Or maybe. Mitch McConnell is AI and he is just continually to Short Circuit.

I think this counts as a breakup story, uh, long long time ago, I started going to a Chinese restaurant. And this lady was waiting on me, and she was very nice. She seemed kind of interested in me. She didn't speak English very well. Uh, the first time I ate there, I thought she was telling me what I ordered wasn't available and I wound up with 3 entree. That's just how it went. But anyways, long story short. She seemed interested I asked her out to the movies because she kept asking me about movies and she picked the, uh, 4-Hour long. Last Christopher Nolan Batman movie. So, I pick her up at the Chinese restaurant, we're walking in the theater and she says, I think I make big mistake and I said how so and she said, when you ask, if I have boyfriend, uh, I should have told you, I'm married. And I was like, well, that's true. You should have. But at that point, we already had popcorn. So we watched that whole stupid movie and I had to go Drop her off, at some random Starbucks at, like, 1:00 in the morning, which was closed. So she could walk to her apartment. And I wouldn't know where she lived and then she texted me for months. Watch how we do about our sin. It was weird.

I drove Cab in downtown Orlando from 10:00 at night, till 10:00 in the morning, for 15 years, 1 night was particularly memorable because it picked up a bunch of girls going from downtown Orlando to Rollins College. They were obnoxious and drunk the entire way, right? Up until we got to campus and Britney's phone rang. Oh my God! Oh my God, you guys, it's my mom. Hi, Mom know, it's at the library all night studying for midterms I'm going to bed now. I love you and I interrupt and go. Hi Mom. Honey. What was that? That's the cab driver. We were in downtown celebrating bethy's birthday. But I'm back on campus now. Everything's fine. I love you honey. What were you doing in downtown Orlando? You're not 21. Were you drinking? No Mom. I swear I wasn't. It's pretty easy to. Or mother for 2 minutes straight at the end of which she says, I'm not paying you, the hell you're not. And I got paid too, because underage drinkers don't want Cops wiggle wiggle.