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They got me!
So, what you speak of with the police, Sean is something that's gone on since police existed, right? Um, I know growing up, I had friends, who would drive home drunk, who were police and they would basically say, oh, don't worry about it. I don't get pulled over. And if I do, they won't arrest me. And they were right, and I knew police that did other things, that they got away with that. None of us had a chance in hell of getting away. With that being said, how you impacted is, you hold them accountable. You limit the resources and funding and political connections that enable them to get away with all this stuff now and what that all boils down to is something called the defunding the police. It sounds like this big scary word but in actuality defunding them is a quarter mile. Turn left onto International Speedway Boulevard. Damn you GPS. That's the police. They got me, dog. They interfered with it.

Hayden's latest horror film
Yo yo what up junks? Just checking in Thunder go. Hey uh that actor. Hiding. I had mentioned a couple shows ago that Cain watched her latest movie. She also has a horror movie. She came out this year I think she had filmed and came out of January but y'all should check it out. Let me know what y'all think. I kind of liked it. I haven't finished it yet but Just letting you know, he was a good work guys. Peace.

Fire Department at Kid's Birthday
Hey Sean. Retired firefighter here. jeez, I wish people with Swiss cheese for brains would not come in on things, they know nothing about It's absolutely not a risk to Public Safety for that department to be doing that for that little boy's birthday party. We used to do that all the time. First of all, the truck is always in service. It's always in its Zone and it takes like 30 seconds to get a kid out of fire engine, if they drop a call. These are the same kind of people that you used to bitch at us for going to the grocery store. Uh while on duty as if working a 24-hour shift, we didn't need food. They used to say things like oh my taxes pay for you to be at the grocery store and my standard response would always be no sir your taxes pay for our dinner to be interrupted. Have a nice day. Jeez. All right. Wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Fire truck kid
About the kid in the fire truck. I mean, yeah. It was a little over the top with the mom did. But maybe she just planted a seed for this kid, and that's going to be his future. You got to get some kind of positivity out there. You can't just be negative about everything out there. People will pop up.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I'm an electrician, I was in a customer's house, a very religious family, I could tell by all the crosses and stuff. They wanted custum light fixtures, I said, "let's look some up." I pulled out my phone, hit the Google button and, porn, mid video, volume up. I'm not a volume up guy! How did that happen? I could not get it to stop for what seemed like forever! I stayed eyes locked on the phone, finally got it to stop. Looked up some lights and said, "how about these?" They didn't hire me.

Flock data
Hey John, what's happening? It's probably loud because I'm on I4. My bad. Um Hey, I'm against the flock cameras for the most part but I think they would get a better. App if there was a better job about talking, um, to the public about the good that they're doing. I mean, if these police departments were out there, sharing numbers on numbers of the bad guys that they're catching. Then I think people might be like, all right. Yeah you're actually looking at at at stats for why they're good. I mean, yeah, you're always going to have the, you know, Not great cops who are using them for other purposes. But if the good outweigh the bad, then I think more people would come around to them, but I'm not hearing any numbers about. The real bad guys that they're catching or the crimes that they're stopping, I'm sure it's happening. But they need to do a better job promoting it, and there probably needs to be a lot more of that. um, to make it worth, what you're giving up in your um, Freedom. So anyways, see

My most embarrassing moment 
Afternoon fellas. Yeah my most embarrassing moment. I was on a date middle of the date. I got an upset stomach. Went to use the bathroom. Uh, was wearing a pair of overalls and didn't realize the back of the bib was down in the toilet bowl. After I completed doing my number 2, uh, in the state of panic, I used the bathroom sink to wash off as much as possible. Went back to the table, put on my hoodie. Real quick, went to give her a hug, goodbye, made up an excuse. I had to go. Visit my grandmother in the hospital when she gave me a hug. Her arms instantly got wet, and the smell wafted up through my hoodie. She immediately let go uh, in in a state of panic and disdain and walked out the door. Yeah, it was horrible. Yay.

Wedding dance with my mother in law that got personal
Hey guys, here's my story. So, back in 1990, I was getting married, just 18 years old and my wife and I are there at the wedding, and it came time for the father, daughter dance. So, my wife and her dad were out there dancing away. I grabbed my mother-in-law, said, come on, let's go, join them. So we're dancing and then I look and I noticed, people are kind of pointing and looking kind of laughing at us. And I didn't know what was going on or whatever. And then a little bit after that, I look over and there's my wife and her dad, they stopped dancing. And they're both staring at us and I'm still trying to figure out. I didn't realize that my hand was squarely, right on my mother-in-law's butt and it wasn't just on there. It was, as I was almost picking a wedgie out of her. Well, that's my story. We're still married, though. 36 years later. Later later guys.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Here is a “rate my…” entry: my wife and I went to an outdoor outlet mall for a food and wine event and had a great time. When we got home I changed out of my white shorts to find at some point I had sat on something chocolate, right in the center of my butt. I walked around all day looking like i crapped in my shorts. I met several friends there that probably got pictures. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. [Wilhelm Scream]

My embarrassing story at the doctor's office
Hey, he's drinking. My embarrassing story is, I went to my doctor's office. The yearly checkup. and, You know, you got to write down all the information, what you're allergic to and this and that your history. Well, I'm allergic to penicillin. But, uh, what I wrote down was salmonella, and I think or whatever. So confident, give it to the doctor, I go in everybody looked at the chart and nobody said anything. So I went home later that day. I told the wife this and that I was like, yeah, I put down my salmonella. I'm allergic to. She's like, what? And my wife's a nurse and she starts laughing and she's like, you got to go back and have them change that. I was like, no, no, it's embarrassing, whatever. They'll figure it out. She's like, no, you got to go back. So I end up going back. The next day, told the girls at the front counter, they started laughing, they go in the back, they're sharing the shark. Around there. Laughing like well, we're We hope you're allergic to raw chicken. So that was pretty embarrassing and the thing is I'm 45 years old.