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Hooters reinventing itself
So, I went to this wing place in Atlanta and my buddy was like, dude, these are Hooters wings and I was like, what are you talking about? He said, no, they're Hooters wings. The place is called Hoots and they're doing the Chuck-E-Cheese thing where you like are selling it under a different name. So I guess Hooters is still kind of alive. Also, rip Kirkman, wiggle, wiggle, popped up.

Content whore!
What's going down? Junkies, you know Sean. I resent the comment, uh, that we're not sending in dispatches. I mean, I send in complete bangers on a regular basis. I mean, Priceless material, uh, fantastic content for your programming and you leave me hanging, you don't play it. So, you know you're you're Your Own Worst Enemy, buddy. Hey,


Date never happened because I wanted Chik Fil A
What I'm just chunking. I just wanted to share a story of a date that never happened because I decided to bring up Chick-fil-A as a potential opportunity, uh, meeting spot. Um, she was not happy with that. Um, choice and, um, made it real clear that it was discussing that I even brought it up. So, Um, you know, I I guess I kind of understand where people's anxiety comes from was trying to pick the right spot and the, um, you know, the judgement that can come with it, but, uh, I I love their sandwiches. So, um, yeah. Anyway, that's all have a nice day.

Photo of me catching an alligator

Bombs are dropping
What up junkie butt, just anybody see? The irony of what today has brought. It, it started with a nuke from YouTube who dropped the bomb on the News Junkie live stream. And then halfway through the show, we see a Iranian reporter, get a bomb dropped on her from Israel. And then the show ends with saline going to the bathroom and dropping a bomb. It's been a bomb show. Later.

Walz board? Strange
Sorry, this dude was on some sort of board for Tim walz. Uh, doesn't that be kind of gloss over that does not seem weird? Like maybe this was planned for a long time. It wasn't walls on that list of Democrats too. Like, maybe he was on that board, not the service Community, but maybe he just didn't get close enough. I don't know. That's weird. So if you ask me cheaped out, Boom Out.

pop up shows in Nash all weekend

My buddy built a cremater, big enough to hold a train car. Full of dead deer
Hello, simply Jeremy here. So I had a buddy back in the day that used to actually travel around the country and build cremators. And I remember him telling me that he went to Indiana and there was a disease, that was killing all of the deer and that they were paying the hunters to bring them as many dead deers as they could. And they actually built a cremator that was big enough to facilitate a train cart. They would load all these thousands of bodies of deer bodies on this train car and it would roll it in there and then they would create them like that. So they make some pretty big, big creepers.

The Mortician!!!!
Happy Monday junkies. So I heard you talking about the mortician and I just watched episode 3 last night. And let me tell you, That show gives me so much anxiety. Um, just watching it, no 1, the whole ins and outs of the funeral industry. And then to see how nonchalant. David sconce was with multiple cremations or the body harvesting or the clothing uh that went to the thrift store. I mean, just as it kept going on, I was more and more disgusted and mortified with the business practices that were going through. and it just, uh, bugs me so much because I'm like That's not the way it is. Now, you know, the, the Crematory industry is so, so incredibly, highly regulated with lensure and paperwork, and documentation, and timestamps, and heat stamps, and is monitored by like 3 different entities. Uh, not only the, the Crematory operator who is there, but then also the head, cremation companies all have access to everything to make sure that heat sources aren't getting too high like I just don't want their show to give the funeral industry a bad name. but, God everyone needs to go and watch it because it is just it is a wild documentary but that's why I take on it. Uh, if you guys want to talk more about the funeral industry at any point, just let me know. All right, y'all take it easy. Peace.

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