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help me claim gifted secret shows :(
How come when I hear that? Somebody has gifted secret shows I can never find on the website where to claim that

Lou Bega?
He's got a long duk dong here. Never met a misty. But I have met a Monica. Erica. Rita. And Tina. You have a good 1, I'm out.

I had a cat named Misty. She was a big ol hoebag too. Slutty slut cat.

Vapin in the boys room
Damn you Cain. Vaping in the boys room, I tell you. I was vaping in the Boys Room. Because everybody knows that vaping loud in school. Now hopefully it's your ear worm. Love you all.

C-Lane was right. Shout out to 7-Eleven for being pro choice!

I am MISSY...Not Misty!
Hey junkies uh Missy here, real name Melissa. I have never met another Melissa whose nickname is Misty. I don't think that's a thing. I think your name is just Misty. It's not short for anything. Also my pet peeve in life, has always been when people put the tea in my name, and call me Misti. Because I immediately think of people who've been in jail people with a bunch of different daddies for their babies. I mean, I know it's not the case for all misties. But it's got to be closed, right? Have a great day Junkies.



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