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Evil Eye pee Jug
It's evil eye. Why don't you just get a a p jug with a cap on it and keep it next to your bed that way when you have to pee because the older you get, you're going to go like 4 or 5 times a night. You just go in The Jug, put the cap back on, go right back to sleep. You don't even have to walk anywhere and then in the morning you dump it and you rinse it out real good and then you have it there next night. Jeez. Y'all are making it way more difficult than it needs to be and don't say it's great. You do that. If you had broken legs, too,

Bold move but cringe.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about if it's cringe, or if it's romantic. Uh, I think it's 100% cringe. The only way you're going to save yourself and it's not even a guarantee is with something that Sparkles or shines. That's all I got to say.

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Your camera is recording you and storing it when you didn't even pay for it what the heck
Hey Sean and crew, the 1 thing that this uh kidnapping of uh Guthrie has uh made me go oh really is even if you do not have your ring cameras or Google cameras hooked up. For storage. Um, they're still recording you and I'm pretty sure that I would think that's like not cool. Um at least I can group things anyway don't like it and um why is that legal? Just saying. ah,

Shawn i think you're wrong Kick story

Found a 3 year old myself
Sorry about my voice, there's something going around, but a while back uh I'm a delivery driver and I was in an apartment complex delivery a package I come out and there's a 2 or 3 year old in diapers just standing by my car. And I'm like, all right. Hey, so I'm looking around. I'm waiting, I'm waiting no 1's. Coming out, I literally had to take my break, I sat there for 30 minutes. No 1 came out. Finally, I called the apartment complex office. I'm like, Hey, listen, I have to get going. There's a 3-year-old here. I don't know what to do. Can someone come And after I hang out with them, the parents come out screaming this child's name looking for them and I'm like, hey over here, I guess I left the front door open and uh I didn't get 1. Thank you for sitting there. So uh yeah, some parents just suck.

Clinton/guthrie
Scotty Long duk Dong here? I think the, uh, Clinton connection to the Savannah. Guthrie thing is that her husband or somebody like that used to scrub all the clintons. Computer stuff. Or whatever. So they think that he would have some sort of Connection, and they could have. Offed him or something like that. I don't know. But I think that's the connection anyways. See you.


Kidnap
The suspect had plants in his hand. Has anybody interviewed? All of the bushes from Bad bunnies halftime show.

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