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Tom holland oddysee imax camera
Hey guys, listen, do you play the Matt Damon interview about the Odyssey? Um, funny enough, they actually did an interview with uh, Tom Holland and Zendaya. I forgot on what show but he was also talking about how um, the IMAX camera only shoots for like, like Max 3 minutes or 2 and a half minutes whatever he was saying. And Tom Holland was saying he was convinced that Christopher Nolan just really didn't like his acting because he kept calling cut and eventually. Um, he got so discouraged that 1 of like the assistance on set had to go over to Tom and be like, hey, just so you know, it's the camera, it's only shooting for 3 minutes at a time that that's why it's not that he doesn't like you, but yeah, it was pretty funny clip. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

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you know this dispatcher keeps my bushes seriously wet

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Oh Shawn, every time you're on camera just gets me excited ya know. I have an itch only you can scratch ya know what I mean?

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I'll have the linguine, red sauce on the side. If the sauce does not come on the side, I will send it back. I want garlic bread, toasted, not burnt. If it comes burnt, I will send it back.

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Listen here you little Guido we got to buy something if you want to use my restroom That's been around since the start of time if you don't like it go around to the back and poop in the alley like I made that little kid do and now it's made fun of at school you don't want to get made fun do you

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Christopher Deloris Lane. I miss your old pencil commercial.. Tell me something funny about your pencil

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Oh shawn. Why would you want to get rid of little ole me? All I do is wait for a message from your incredibly attractive listeners and deliver it the way that YOU intended to be heard on your little radio show.

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The 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice, we will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our independence day.

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Ha ha what’s going down junkies. Shawn you’ve got such a sweet beefy backside and I love what you spend your money on. C-Lane you need to smack that sucker …and Shawn . Arright!