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Wedding dance with my mother in law that got personal
Hey guys, here's my story. So, back in 1990, I was getting married, just 18 years old and my wife and I are there at the wedding, and it came time for the father, daughter dance. So, my wife and her dad were out there dancing away. I grabbed my mother-in-law, said, come on, let's go, join them. So we're dancing and then I look and I noticed, people are kind of pointing and looking kind of laughing at us. And I didn't know what was going on or whatever. And then a little bit after that, I look over and there's my wife and her dad, they stopped dancing. And they're both staring at us and I'm still trying to figure out. I didn't realize that my hand was squarely, right on my mother-in-law's butt and it wasn't just on there. It was, as I was almost picking a wedgie out of her. Well, that's my story. We're still married, though. 36 years later. Later later guys.

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Here is a β€œrate my…” entry: my wife and I went to an outdoor outlet mall for a food and wine event and had a great time. When we got home I changed out of my white shorts to find at some point I had sat on something chocolate, right in the center of my butt. I walked around all day looking like i crapped in my shorts. I met several friends there that probably got pictures. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. [Wilhelm Scream]

My embarrassing story at the doctor's office
Hey, he's drinking. My embarrassing story is, I went to my doctor's office. The yearly checkup. and, You know, you got to write down all the information, what you're allergic to and this and that your history. Well, I'm allergic to penicillin. But, uh, what I wrote down was salmonella, and I think or whatever. So confident, give it to the doctor, I go in everybody looked at the chart and nobody said anything. So I went home later that day. I told the wife this and that I was like, yeah, I put down my salmonella. I'm allergic to. She's like, what? And my wife's a nurse and she starts laughing and she's like, you got to go back and have them change that. I was like, no, no, it's embarrassing, whatever. They'll figure it out. She's like, no, you got to go back. So I end up going back. The next day, told the girls at the front counter, they started laughing, they go in the back, they're sharing the shark. Around there. Laughing like well, we're We hope you're allergic to raw chicken. So that was pretty embarrassing and the thing is I'm 45 years old.

Embarrassing story
Hey, junkies from my embarrassing story. When I was about 14, we were playing Manhunt and our neighborhood. I was being chased by 2 kids on the other team. There was this church, that was in our neighborhood. Well, I started running towards that church. I had a chain link fence. So to get away. I started to climb that chain fence, but it had the little pointy ends at the top. It wasn't like, rounded off at the bar. When I tried to flip my leg over my pant, leg got caught on top of 1 of those pointed edges. And then I fell, and I was hanging from my jeans and I had ripped, the big old hole and was like, halfway down my, my leg. So my butt was hanging out, my front parts were hanging out and then they started calling the other kids to come and laugh at me for a little bit. But so, that's a story that we tell, even until this day

Most embarrassing moment: Pimps and Ho’s Halloween party
Hey News, Junkie. This is so annoyed. Here is my most embarrassing moment. Years ago, I went to a pimps and hose party for Halloween and I dressed as a dominatrix with a black catsuit from neck to ankle and heels with a whip. well, partway through the party, the seam busted from the lower back down around to my price. Because nobody told me that I should powder down before putting 1 of those suits on. The good news is I had underwear on the bad news, is they were white so you could see them quite well. A good friend of mine saved the day. She had a feather boa wrapped it around my waist and hung the tail feathers down my back, and we partied on Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Flock cameras should be considered a 4th amendment violation
The whole purpose of the First Amendment and the right to record things in public. That's for us. We the people we are not in a dictatorship, country them having flock cameras, everywhere, recording us all the time. In my opinion is the straight violation of our fourth amendment. They're seizing our information, our identity,

Flock
Hey News, Junkie crew. So just a thought, um, really what can come out of this is we really can't sue the police departments anymore because a qualified immunity and all this other stuff that protects them. So I think what people need to start doing is start going after. Flock, personally for, uh, collecting this data and then selling it to law enforcement basically, um, That, that's just the easiest way to do it. You know, if you want to make an example out of flock and basically bankrupt them because they're the ones doing this, it's not so, Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop. Have a good day, guys.

Crazy murder theories
I would suspect a lot of these women that are saying about this trial, where they say in the husband, somehow did it in some sort of backdoor crazy theories. I think they're projecting themselves into this situation. There's a whole lot of women who are not happy. Desperate and they're projecting themselves into this scenario, I think that's what the deal is.

She's guilty
It's my opinion that the people that are trying to defend her are are just as bad. I am a 100% disabled, combat veteran. with PTSD from Iraq and even on my worst day, I would never imagine hurting my children. There is zero. Excuse

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Shawn, I was banned on the TNJ chat for no reason, or at least I was not given a reason. I was not the Fig person you banned on you tube. All i said in chat was the president is a pedophile. @thestephagee said dont start, i responded saying i was just stating an opinion and then bam my ip was banned. please remove it. Thank you.