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C-Lane shampoo routine
I'm sure this sounds weird because Celine has said this before about washing his hair twice. And literally, every time I'm in the shower and I wash my hair twice, I think of saline. I don't know whether that's good or bad, but Selene, I'm thinking about you.

Shawn, Mama Manji said to stop bullying C lane
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. So Mama mangy said not to bully ceiling anymore because you made that joke about his shower that he takes a shower once a month or whatever. She said, you bully him too much every time that you make a joke, she doesn't like it. So just letting you know. Thanks, bye.

PS5 discipline
I applaud that mother who was disciplining her child for throwing the cap. I saw that and read it and people were trying to say that it was child abuse for her discipline and her child, which is insane. And what are my favorite sayings is that imaginary children are the easiest to raise

Autistic shower
Hey everybody. It's Kate learning how to use the dispatch microphone. Finally, um, showering. Yeah, showering is amazing and sometimes I faced the shower but just because I want to do like a decompression thing feels so good. Like great in between your eyes, but if you're soaking up then you have to be facing away because what you're going to do with the soap, not stay on your body but I don't feel autistic by doing that part and also I don't feel autistic.


Dana white interview and comments compared to people that are excited about a hurricane
Hey, junkies yesterday you were speaking about Dana White's uh comment about how exciting everything was. I kind of compare that to uh let's say a strong hurricane in Florida. That destroys so many homes hurts and kills. So many people people are left without power. You know, the the typical bad scenario. But yet there's so many people are so excited to have gone through it. They lived through it. Uh what an exciting time, no work. No, uh no school Etc. Anyways uh you guys are awesome. Wiggles and pop out.


Burger vs sandwich
What up, junkie crew? So ceilings that the Whopper is a sandwich. now, I'm thinking Burger or sandwich and then turn are all sandwiches. Therefore burgers. It confused me.

Holocaust/moon landing
For those that think the Holocaust was exaggerated, has never been to the museum before. Where do you think? We got all the shoes from but no, seriously, the moon landing was totally fake.

All the deposit smoke
What's happening friends? So this Kids versus dogs things, I get it is funny, but in general, it's already built into your deposit, right. Because when you're making a deposit as a renter, you're taking into account that there may be damages to the home caused by you, your friends, your family, your kids. Um, the pet thing is something set aside separately for them to get an additional amount of money out of you for the urination defecation, uh, tearing up of rugs and what have you that dogs may do? Sure, the kids can do that, but you know what? So do adults, so do children, so do teenagers set things on fire, put holes in walls, all that fun stuff, that drunk adults also do for that matter. Anyhow, I get the point but, uh, kind of has already existing with those, uh, security deposits and that sort of thing. So,

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