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The wife and I were driving back from Washington DC and we decided to stop in Virginia Beach for a little pit break. And, uh, Just to check out little town. And so we stopped at the CVS and I was like, man, that's a nerdy guy wearing Escape, you know, wearing a skateboard shirt and he's got a skateboard in his hand. And I was looking a little bit closer. It turned out, I was Tony Hawk in real life. He looks way nerdier but he was super cool. Let us take pictures and you know chitchat with us for a few minutes. He got on a skateboard and went back to do a demo out on the beach.

celebrity experience
the only real celebrity encounter I ever had, I was staying in a hotel in Las Vegas and got on an elevator. and there was a, Older gentleman on there. That looked familiar, but I couldn't Place him and he never said a word just turn around and hand me a business card. And when I looked at the card, it read, on the card, I met Orville Redenbacher.

You summoned the BITCH!!!!!!
Ah, yes. And there it is. Sean, I was waiting for it. Anytime you bring up anything to do with race or the WNBA you summon, Beetlejuice, AKA, I am not a hippie with this stupid crappy trash takes on how the black side is correct. And the white side is wrong or overreacting and uh, yeah, that's just a dnase signature move, you know, the clothesline hook around the throat and take our head off. Yeah, Sophie Cunningham should have got up ripped that stupid fake ass blonde wig off that girl's head and choked her out with it man. What a bonehead take? Uh, I am not a hippie but it does not surprise me because all you do is stick up for black people. You have, you know, but not surprised.

I got some good news yall
Hey there junkies what's going on? Happy today, I have some good news I want to share. So I was 1 of 11 Associates picked to go do a grand opening of a new store. Uh the Big Green store if you know what I mean. Um I'm very excited. It's going to be really good for my career. I'm already looking to get back into management and I'm going to have a lot of big wigs, looking at me, seeing how I handle this Grand open. How I you know and what the other associates. I'm just super excited guys. I'm actually happy for once. It's probably going to be a limited amount of time but happy, happy happy happy. Okay. Bye guys.

Elevator with Keith Hernandez
I got it on an elevator at a Mets game with Keith Hernandez. My wife and I asked if we could take a picture with him and he said, yes. Uh, she took 2 pictures, the first 1, he was smiling, his second 1, he was really annoyed, then other people got on the elevator and recognized him. Started talking to him and he straight up ignored them and it made for a really awkward elevator ride.

i met noah hathaway and was so nervous, i was shaking uncontrollably. he was so kind and talked to me and held onto me like he held artax. 🤣 this was around 2003-ish at megacon.

I met Andre 3,000.
Yo News Junkie. What's up guys? Uh keep up the work. Listen in 1998 uh A little 20 year old me. I grew up in North Atlanta. Uh, ran into Andre 3000 from Outkast at the Cheesecake Factory in Atlanta. I was super nervous. I wanted to say, hey, but I, I was scared too, but I ended up before I leave saying hi. And he actually invited me and my girlfriend at the time to sit down and finish lunch with them. Really cool guy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hotel room
About the hotel room thing. I know when I was working in 1 about 20 years ago, I had just started and checked in a lady and said, her room number out loud. An experienced employee next to me. Said there was something wrong with that room. Took her key card, reprogrammed, it for another room and handed it to her quietly. And then later told me that we do not even Women's room. Numbers out loud.

Hard fouls & Tough Cry babies
All right, folks, just need to calm down a bit. Um, if you are actual fan of the game and and watch on a nightly basis and, um, not just wait for the drama to unfold afterwards. Um, you'll know that, uh, DNA Carrington is 1 of the best defensive players in the league, top 5 for the past few years. Um, this is such signature, She chased down, uh the player and get a hard block from behind. She's been doing it since the college days. She was just so happened to be a little behind. So for Cunningham and she got her in the face. Um, it was a flagrant 2 that ejected hot of the game. So that's pretty much it. Now, you want to see a hard file, J Melbourne, a few weeks ago and got pushed to the floor. Knocked 2 of her front teeth out partially, uh, picked them up. Gave them to her coach and got back into the game. Um, because that's what she does. She doesn't, she doesn't cry about it. Um, it's a lot of players that get hard files guys. It's it's it's not that big of a deal hippie out.

Nick Hexum celebrity story before 311 hit it big
All right, Sean. Here's my, uh, here's my celebrity story station in witch, talk Kansas. This is in the 90s. Uh, go to a local bar called The Aviator to go, see 311 So, I'm in the men's room, taking a whiz and then walks Nick Hexum next to me, I look over, he's about 2 inches taller than me and he said, and I say, uh, Nick, what's up, man? Hey, after you get out of here, let's uh, let's go to the bar. Well, I'll, I'll get you a drink. So we go to the bar. He's standing there. He introduces him himself to the girl. I'm with and ends up grabbing her hand and walking off. Oh it was great. Anyway, heavy LED Mark out later.