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Rate my blank, Eric Cartman
Hey guys, I'm seriously getting pissed off at all you guys for not picking me for a freeze on the street. God damn it. Somebody picked me this week, please.

Impersonation of a cat in heat
Here's my impersonation of a cat and Heat.

Jethro Sheeran Christmas album
Hi guys. This is my impression of Jethro. Sheeran's Christmas album.

Sandra Bulloch impression
This is my impression of Sandra Bullock watching something fall over. No, no no, no no. No, no no, no, no no.


Rate my Joker impression
Hey guys, this is my impression of the Joker.

Rate my Captain Hook
oh I hate, I hate I hate that pizza pan but I love the news jockey

Rate my blank hole
All right guys, here's my rate. My blank it's Rick from Frank G of formerly from Frank gay. So I'm going to do my trailer, a movie trailer, voice impersonation. Okay. As I'll give it a shot, here we go. That's about a radio station. Okay. In the world. Where the alarm clock rules, in an iron fist. Where the traffic at I95 is a parking lot and specially down on I4. 1 cup of coffee is not enough. This Friday 11:00, the commute ends tune in to the News Junkie on Real Radio 104.1 wjrr, no wtks Orlando. anyways, whatever have the fuk guys

The reason Lost sucked in the last season…
What's up news Junkies? Brian K Vaughan wrote the vast majority of lost. And he also wrote, why the last man which got turned into a TV show for HBO and he also wrote Saga. He is most famous for writing the vast majority of lost though. And the reason the last season sucked is because the showrunners decided to violate his contract and not pay him. The pay bump that was associated with the show, becoming a cultural icon. And so, he withheld the last season script saying, give us the money or no script. And the showrunners are like well you're fired. Uh, bye. We'll write it without you and the result is legendary suckage. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Where the sidewalk ends
I mean with you, not the Sidewalk Ends is actually on the banned book list so it's not even in a lot of schools anymore.