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Field testing at little league ballpark
I live in a small town in North Georgia and I used to maintain and Coach Little League Baseball, the kids, 13 and under and I can remember a lady showing up at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. And being field tested right in our parking lot. In the middle of the ballpark, I actually had to go over and ask the officer if he could take it to a back parking lot where it wasn't visible in front of all the kids. Long story short. They arrested her.

The knockoff calamity
Hey, what up News. Junkie and staff. Hey, stinche your now known as the king of knockoffs. Sean. Watson. Let's do this. Let that thing go to the highest bidder. it's actually a collector's item now to 1 of your fans including myself, perhaps who might want to just pick up 1 of Sean's knockoffs then you'll have the money to get something like um a good friend really would something real and authentic Anyways, have a great day wiggle wiggle, pop up from St, Augustine.

Spider toy
All you have to do is get a little Spider-Man action figure, and put it with that car problem. Solved Spider-Man official.

Jobs
so, I was listening to yesterday's, um, Episode or, you know, whatever your show and I had the answer, my answer to your question, would you rather have a high-paying job that you hated or a low-paying job that you loved? If I had to choose? I would choose, whichever job. I knew I did better because deep down if I'm not doing the job. Well, I hate it. So even if it was a hard job if I did it well and I was getting paid really well for it. I'd rather that but if I had an easy job that I did really well and I was doing it better than the hard job. I'd rather get paid less and, I know I would choose that because I was once a custodian and I did not get paid that much, it's like $15 an hour. With benefits. But it was such an easy job and I loved it. So I guess it's sort of like that's my favorite job as well. So yeah.

Worst Job ever invented! Cleaning portapotties!
Hey guys. All right. Here it is. The worst job. I clean porter potties for a living. I win, I promise you. There is nothing worse because I don't know if people just absolutely lose their minds when they go into these things. But for some reason, You do the most despicable crazy. Unthinkable things inside of these toilets. You can imagine the things I've seen like a human being did this. This this is crazy. This was absolute monster responsible for this and I deal with this every day. You're welcome.

Follow up on the naming of hurricanes
There's Carol. Dustin. Towana. Osprey. James.

Evil Eye... Worst job
Hey news, junkies tvi. Uh, I was working for a temporary company and they, yes, my voice is wrecked. I was working for a temporary company and they sent me to uh Southland Distribution Center. and that's where, These ship stuff out to 711 and stuff. Anyway, I had to work in the sub freezer. It was 30 below zero which means it was 62 below freezing in there. And there were people in there with their tips of their noses, missing and tips and their fingers, and we had on parkas and these giant gloves and all we did was load, um, Frozen stuff on the car. To be shipped out my truck. You could only be in there for 15 minutes. I lasted 1 week.

NPA masquerade
So hear me out Sean, my issue with NPA here is in Florida, is that, if you are 1, you can't vote in primaries. And anyone, who knows, politics knows primaries are incredibly important in determining who gets on that main stage in the end. That being said, I also don't think npa's today are the same as they were 15 years ago. 15 years ago, I'm dealing with npas and their main objective is combining left and right leaning ideas to make 1 ultimate solution for the embedment of us. All right, npas, I talked to today, I get the vibe that they're coming over to avoid identity politics. They're not coming over to work together. They're coming over to avoid all the blowback, they're getting for sharing and identifying with their 1-sided political opinion. So how do you avoid all that heat? You say that you're an NPA and that you're in the middle and you don't play colors and team politics and then you still get to have your same views while masquerading as an NPA. So

My thinking on hurricane names
Hey, I heard you guys talking about the naming of the hurricanes and stuff in the same little bite, mwo or wmo. whichever that is, um, quick couple of thoughts I had The first 1 being. They should hold a contest where you can win a chance to name the next hurricane. Make it something like a chair aabel contest. My second thing is is we're not running out of names, they just haven't examined. all the names that we have, there's Laquisha There's Chad. there's, Rose. I could sit here all day.

My best & Worst job are the same job
happy Monday, Junkies stories. Like uh, when you do the rate, my blanks makes me think back on my life and what not? Um, this week is interesting for me, because I would say that my current job Uh, can not only be my best, but also the worst. Uh, being a funeral director and embalmer, um, and have been full-time for 16 years. Uh, there are some days uh, dealing with decomp cases and tragic cases, and kids and just heartbreaking things that would absolutely make it uh the worst job. Um, you know, wonder why I do it. But then the days that you find fulfillment and um, you know, you can really change the the course of someone's life and make something memorable out of a very 3 sad situation, uh, that's what makes it the best. So I guess my current job would be the best and worst. Y'all have a wonderful rest of your week. Talk to you later. Peace.