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Dad joke.
Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. so, my wife asked me the other day, why I carry a gun around in the house And I told her. Because I'm afraid of Decepticons. She laughed. And then I laughed. Then the toaster laugh. So, I shot the toaster. Niggas and Pops.

Dad Joke Entry 🐘
All right, here you go. Here's another 1. Uh, what did the elephant? Say to the naked, man. How do you breathe out of that thing?

Dad, jokes
Chunky, dog. What's going on News? Junkie crew. All right, Dad joke of the day. Woman walks in from grocery shopping into the kitchen, sees the husband, stalking around the house with a flash water. She questions, what are you doing? He said I'm hunting flies she laughs as if you got any. He said yeah, 5 of them 3. Males 2 females The wife, laughs. So, how do you know, there was 3, males in 2 feet now? He said back to her 3 of them were on a beer, can 2 were on the phone.

Dad joke
Hey, there junkies long time. Listener. Seldom dispatcher. So back in the 90s and early thousands, when scientists were messing with genetics and trying to clone Dolly and all that crap, my dad told me about an experiment where they tried to splice a crabs, DNA with a cheetah's DNA. Oh boy. It went sideways real fast. For drizzle.

In Nashville the libraries are just homeless day camps.
I don't know anything about the Orlando library system, but where I live here in Nashville, Tennessee? The libraries are a major place for homeless people to spend a majority of their day. In fact, the downtown library had a fire explosion in the parking garage last year in the downtown library, which is the big major major 1. It was closed for months and months. And when we had the big ice storm this year, it was a major problem that it was below freezing for so many days. And the city had to set up like all these different like shelters and stuff for people during the day that they normally only set up at night because they were relying on the libraries and the library downtown specifically. So whether they say it's a part of their plan or not, the city actually uses the libraries as like day camps, for homeless people around here so I'm sure it's the same all over the place.

Best dad joke
Knock knock. Dishes. Dishes, Shaun conrey.

Target Lady Song
She was a not, so teeny plus-size meanie fatty with the fat bikini that she decided was too much to pay. Cheaper size is small and cute, but yours is like a parachute. Go back to Burger King to have it your way.

Tee shirts
Okay. So what if skinny people are actually paying more for the T-shirt. So like a t-shirt costs for large and extra-large but as small as less fabric so maybe that only costs like 10 bucks. So skinny people are actually getting ripped off. For t-shirts and not big people. Have we thought about that?

Dad joke!
What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

You can change prices.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick. You can change the prices. I've seen it done. 1 time, I took my cousin into a Guitar Center and he was like, 14 years old, he had a little bit of cash in his pocket and he was like, I need some bass strings. And the bass strings that they had were, um, they're like 18 bucks. He's like I got 12 dollars, straight up. Can we make a deal? The dude, sold them to him. Anything.