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I'll go pour concrete on the moon
Happy day News. Junkie crew, man. I like space. I say we go to the Moon. I say we start developing on it. I'll go up there and volunteer to go. Pour concrete, get me off of this rock that I'm on. I don't want to be here. No more.

Shawn it's called bribery
The new junky sea Lane and my lovely Sabrina. Sean. I used to work at the airport, but I can tell you this, it is against law. To accept any gift whatsoever, in kind or Indonesian. To security, uh, officers, TSA and all of them. Even the military that is on the airport because this will lead to, uh, an issue like a terrorist or organization can then give PSS agent money and then they will turn up right now because they know that guy. You understand this now, Tyler Perry. I don't think he will do anything, but you never know. There is cuckoo people out there. So you have to be very careful uh, where the money is coming from, and who's getting it from. I think the best way that he should have done, this was Give It 2 uh 1 of those uh Charity organization and specifically say hey give this to the TSA agent but you cannot you cannot give them money just like that. Just saying. I mean, it's obvious. I can smuggle a lot of things. All I have to do is just give TSA agent. A thousand dollars. And I can sleep. $50,000 true. Uh, uh. This message have been brought to you by a Samsung user at Samsung. We do everything right and guess what we coming out with new glasses? Let's see what Apple will do.

My name's Trey. Um, I used to live in the same town as Neil Armstrong and Lebanon Ohio. Which by the way is the same town Woody Harrelson lived in and I prefer to believe Neil Armstrong that, uh, he's actually been there. I mean, I know he's a real person. I used to live next neighborhood over I believe they've been there. Let's boom.

I don’t “hate” the space program, buuut…
what up, news, junkies, Sean, you're asking why people uh would feel a certain way about not caring about the the launch For me personally the reason is I don't look at the Space Program the same way I did you know as a kid growing up watching space shuttle, launches from school, it's kind of the same thing. Like you can't go back and watch the cartoons. You watch as a kid because you look at them like God this sucks now. You just grow up and I kind of feel that way about the space program. I, I mean, it's kind of cool. We're going back to the moon but I don't know, man. I just got other things going on and You know, I'll listen to you guys talk about it, but that's going to be about all I care about. All right, that's all I got deuces.

Moom landing
Okay guys, now you can boom me, boom, this man. Okay, here we go, boot myself. All right, so you say, trust, the astronauts Buzz Aldrin himself is on video, admitting they did not go to the moon and even when a little child asked him, he said it didn't happen. We didn't go, it can't happen. And then they have video once again of interviews with people from NASA saying, oh we can't go to space or we can't go to the Moon because we can't get past the Van Allen belt of radiation. That's another thing that oh we've we've never been that far. We've only been in low earth or orbit which yeah we've been in low earth orbit because that's before the Van Allen radiation belt. Right? And there's a whole bunch of crazy stuff on the whole moon landing. And like how uh, you know, Shadows don't line up with sun angles and who knows what? You know, I would love for them to land on the moon. And then, you know, like sea Lane said, launch some, some kind of Firework and we can all look at it with telescopes or whatever or with our crazy, super Nikon cameras, and see them up there, doing like, you know, the worm or something, you know, like, I don't know. But Buzz. Aldrin himself. Man said we did not go to a little child. He said it was not possible, we didn't do it. And then they say that, we destroyed the technology, To get back to the moon. But there's more technology in my smartphone than it took for them to get to the moon. And now we have to wait all this time for transmissions of satellites to come back when they're over there. But yet, they were able to make a phone call and talk to the astronauts. I mean come on man. Like you know I'm not a huge conspiracy guy. Kind of sounds like it right now though. But I mean really. I mean, come on. Look at it all. Anyway, I love the show guys. In boomi, please. Thanks, bye.

Space Talk
Speaking of space and uh, Buzz Aldrin, true story. Um, that's who I was named. After my dad had the wonderful idea to name me Aldren. It's just pronounced differently, but I get Aldren all the time. Um, I'm not too big on Space, ironically, but I love going to uh, Kennedy Space Center, seeing my name on everything, it's kind of pretty cool. So, um, yeah, hit me out.

Artemis 2 mission parameters....

Draft would do us good
Hey guys, I think it might be a good idea to have the kids do a year in the military. I mean, all these kids are so selfish and entitled and I think they have the world figured out, but they really don't and that's frightening because there are future. So, I don't know, maybe some drill sergeant, like, from Full Metal Jacket. Come in your face and be like, you're from Texas. The only thing comes from Texas is 2 things and I won't say them, I'm just mowing grass.

No pesos pumas
Do speak a little Zamora but you already know that something you may not know is that these countries he's talking about that force people to serve in the military also, pay them shimy. There's a reason that they're forced to serve and it's either because a, they're always in conflict or B because they don't pay you shimmy, the United States doesn't have that problem. Our military is stocked fat because our people are for the most part compensated. And well taken care of again, Rob Schneider Mora. So

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