Got a story for you. Sean got my spider curse magnet yesterday, all happy. Put it on my fridge as it should be. And then I walk into a business today and just as I walk in there, welcomes flying from the ceiling spider, comes dangling down right in front of my face. So if you like spiders, get yourself a spider curse magnet. Just not mine because it's on the fridge.
In the Bahamas, a slice of key, lime pie is 375. In Jamaica, a slice of peacon pie is 450 and then in Puerto Rico, a slice of pumpkin pie is 5 dollars. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
[Police Siren] You gotta hide me! I stole a goat from the petting zoo, put a tiny ski mask on him, and used him as the getaway driver! [Screaming Goat] Oh don't you judge me, Gary. The mask was YOUR idea! [FBI Open Up] Oh no, I've been found. Tell them nobody's home! And hide the goat--he's a narc that will sell me out for a plate of delicious garbage!
