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Costco villages
It is junkies. Uh, ironically Seconds after I left my parents house in The Villages today, I tuned into your program about the Costco controversy, and they were literally discussing this and they speak in codes because they're in their 80s obviously. But, um, I can tell you for a fact, my dad, uh, sneaks into Costco when he can to get a hot dog. And um he hides things at my house that he doesn't want my mother to know he bought a month later. My mother will respond by saying she's finding charges on the credit card from Costco. So I think what it boils down to is that and this is a Costco in The Villages so it might be different. What it boils down to is that You don't, they they sneak things in what they're buying. They're very, they're very furtive about that. So again, might be a demographic uh, issue there.

Dividing conquer!
Scotty Long duk Dong here? 1 of the great things about going to Costco with your significant other, is that You get to split up, you get to go do your own separate thing, right? Am I wrong? See you guys later.

Misty everything....
Hey guys. DJ in Palm Bay here. Sean Play Misty For Me. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Breaking Noem news
Breaking news guys. I heard Trump just came out uh when they asked him about Christy gnomes career with the Department of Homeland Security. Uh I think he was quoted as saying It died like a dog.

Teen sauce?
Hey, I just need to know. Has Misty Roberts weighed in on the teen sauce yet.

Live look in at C Lane and Shawn eating the Teen Burger on the next secret show

I tried the Big Arch Burger
Hey, junkies podcast listener. Um, I actually tried the big arch last week or so, it's fine. It's got 2 like huge Patties on it. The meat 2, toppings ratio is terrible. I'm going to stick to my Big Mac. Also Sabrina. Pick me for fits on the street. Thanks k. Bye.

That’s a chick
That politician is a chick. Got to be.

CEO Shawn Wasson's small hands gave him some trouble with the wrapper

Dave Thomas’s square burgers
So, Dave Thomas makes his hamburger Square. Because he doesn't like to cut corners. I had a girlfriend and College who wrote a paper about him.

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