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Rate my Halloween Spirit! It’s always Spooky season when you have a black cat.

There is a truck going around Orlando the next 3 days giving out free Parmesan keychains, that’s what they look like in the picture. I got these at Vineland pointe just now.

My best pumpkin for Halloween spirit week!

In Italy they had “pizza Americana” which was a cheese pizza with French fries baked on top 🤷‍♀️

I've been to knock off Ruby Tuesdays. I'm good with it.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just got to chime in real quick about the American restaurants overseas. I lived in nowhere Germany for a couple years I was building Yachts. It was like Northern Germany and my co-workers used to take me to this place and it was called Ruby days and it was like a straight up, knockoff Ruby Tuesdays, I'm not even lying. They had pool tables. It was pretty rad.

Shawn is right about Tacky Trump...and a thank you
Shortly write about Donald Trump's aesthetic, which is, by the way, very Palm Beach. From maybe about 30 years ago. When you walk into property, he says, no newer properties. That are decorated, like that, that's all old Palm Beach crap stuff that he Uh, decoration mentality. And I would like to do a personal shout out to Sunshine State, John for keeping, renewing my subscription here for secret shows. Thank you John.

That would suck to be the biggest guy in prison
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. You know, that would suck to be the biggest guy in prison. Means every time somebody new comes in, they're always going to be trying to pick a fight with you. Like you never get to relax and all you are is Big. It's the best stuff. Anyways, I ain't going to present so I ain't got to worry about that and I ain't the biggest guy so I ain't got to worry about that either later.

Chris Farley Vibes
I don't know about you guys but that dude in that prank video was giving off serious. Chris Farley Vibes. If you listen back, it was the old man by down by the. What is he living in the van down? By the river guy?

Finance Program at my son's high school
Good Morning, News junkies. So Sean, um, I just heard you read that email from a guy about them opening a finance department, at 1 of the high schools University, High School in. Orange City, actually has a financial program and they have a branch of the Space Coast Credit Union on campus. So as you're going through their Finance program, you get to work at that branch of the bank. It's really cool and they have a bunch of other programs too biomed gaming and Sim engineering. Um, my son's taking a bunch of really cool classes. He's halfway or more than halfway through with gaming and Sim, so, it's pretty cool. But anyways, I'm so excited about Friday. I can't wait to see you guys, um, full costume and everything, but love, you have a great show.

Parker case
Oh my gosh, guys. Listening to the, the Michelle Parker stuff. Y'all are reading, dude. This is man. So crazy. Cuz I'm uh, I used to work with her brother and I was in the vehicle with him when this was all going down. And I remember him being really worried. I, you know, a good family friend, all that good stuff, right? But I remember him sending that text and he's like, oh no, it's a good man. You know, uh, she just text me back. My mom can't get a hold of her, but she text me and said that she's in Waterford, but then he couldn't get a hold of her at all after that. So, man's here in this stuff today, just blowing my mind guys. Wow, so crazy man. Anyway, see you guys,