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Be jealous CLane
Hello junkies, what's going on? Happy today. Hey saline. So on Friday, I decided to give the Jim Colbert show a call for their trivia and I totally won tickets to Dave Matthews Band, the most perfect part of it. It's on my birthday and I was like, man saline will probably be jealous, so I was thinking, well, maybe he'll be there with his mom because I know you love Dave Matthews Band but have a good day guys. Bye.

Jockey life seems crummy
I will preface this by saying, I'm not an expert. However, I remember when I was a kid 1 of those news, magazine shows, 60 Minutes or something. Had a big story about how terrible life is for horse jockeys. First of all, you think, uh, the amount of weight that goes on a spaceship by NASA is highly regulated. The amount of weight that goes on a racehorse is much more highly regulated. Those jockeys have to maintain a very specific weight down within like a few ounces and so they have all kinds of Eating Disorders. If they do anything wrong, they fall off and they're like paralyzed a few jockeys die each year. Like it's just kind of a crummy lifestyle because they really have to be like careful of everything and everything's awful and I don't know, it doesn't pay all that great either unless you win and that's not necessarily up to you. So I don't know. Seems kind of crummy

Question for MO? Questionable way to get out of a DUi?!
If you had gotten in an accident and you know, you were drinking and were screwed, put your dad in vehicle, run to the curb. Have somebody witness you drinking that way. When they test your BAC, it would be said that you were drinking after the fact, and they couldn't prove that it was beforehand. Is that a possibility? Question mark. Have a good day News Junkie.


C-Lane with the jump scare
ALC land, man. You scared the hell out of me, man. I'm at work and I heard the name, Thomas 6. And I'm like, what? I'm like, what the hell did my brother do? But now, when I, when you read the age and I saw the picture of the guy I was like, yeah, that ain't my brother. Yeah, boy, look at here, I was about to get a call him and and get him a good talking but we dodged the bullet, then man, the Hicks don't get down like that hippie out.

Some customers should be stopped from offering me alcohol

Clarification lol
Okay, not that anybody really cares, but I received some feedback and I just wanted to clarify. So my mom used to sleep in a tent or the minivan. It sounds like a Chris Farley thing but it's not. Um, she uses sleep in those things for the ticket sale in the dance. Studio parking lot months. In advance before the dance recital, the show was held at either the Atilla Center at CW, post at Long Island University, or hacha university. Um, so they would wait days in advance to purchase the prime. Seats. So tickets for the prime seats at those really large venues so um, the dance recital wasn't in like a parking lot or anything like Randall like that but um, nobody cares but I just wanted to clarify, that's it. Have a great day.

Forbidden places
Hey guys. Happy Day the guy talking about going under NASA property reminded me back in the day I did demolition on 1 of the launch pads. They had some concrete that had to come out to get replaced launch pad was still in use and is still in use but they had cut the power because we were cutting And, uh, I climbed the shuttle launch tower. All the way to the tippy tippy top, where the astronauts loaded onto the shuttle. There was a vertical ladder beyond that, that I climbed up and out of the hatch and was at the very tippy top, the only thing taller than me was the lightning rod on the top of the tower. That was pretty rare.

My wife peed in her truck on her route

Sleeping out waiting for something
My mom used to sleep for multiple nights in either a tent or the back of the minivan in line. For tickets for my dance recital, when I was younger and there were dozens of parents that did this. So she would sleep out for multiple nights to buy tickets. To see me perform in costumes that she paid hundreds of dollars on performing dances that I learned in classes that she spent thousands of dollars for Pretty crazy, but those parents will say that they have such memorable moments from the ticket sales. What I do it from my boys, Yeah, I love them and I probably would. That's it. Have a great day.

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