Speaking about Amazon, about 2 years ago. I ordered some, uh, flea pills for my dog, but they sent me a giant butt. Plug the size of a small Yeti cup. I did not keep it, they told me not to send it back but I did throw that 1 away.

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I'm a practitioner of the old scam, Amazon 1 of my personal favorites is a few years ago, my band was playing a gig outside for a Halloween party, and it was just hot and sticky and sweaty and gross. We all wanted to dress this caveman. So I ordered a pair of animal, print shorts, you know, bathing suit. I ripped the mesh out because that's uncomfortable who likes that. I wore them for the entire almost 2 hour set. Just absolutely dripping sweat through them and then I returned them and got my 6 dollars back scam Amazon

I ordered something from Amazon for about 12 dollars last year, right before biker week. And got 15, really nice embroidered, Harley-Davidson blue, jean shirts. I contacted everyone in my neighborhood. I contacted Amazon. They said it was their mistake. And that I could keep them. So I sold them in about 400 dollars off of them and somebody got my 12 dollar order I guess. So I tried but uh, they said they're mistake.

Hey guys, Happy Day, right? At the start of coid, we ordered a portable, uh, barbecue grill to take on the boat with us, and they were doing curbside, pickup, place the order to get there. They bring it out to us, load it in our truck. And right, as we close the door, my fiance gets an email saying that the order has been canceled because it's out of stock and we drove away with a free barbecue grill.

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Hey guys. Talking about getting extra things from Amazon. I had ordered my mom Corinthian Bell, wind chimes for Mother's Day a few years back and they had sent me 2, which I had secretly wanted to order 1 for myself anyway. Um, but I did try to do the right thing I contacted Amazon and kind of got passed around a little bit. Um, it wasn't as easy to do returns back then, and, um, yeah, they ended up finally the person who I ended up getting to talk with was basically like you know, it's more work for us to um, come get it for from you than for you to just keep it and you didn't have to pay for it, you know, like basically the other like, Hush Hush, it's okay. So I did try to do the right thing though. And also, I am that person who has had to go back into Publix because I forgot that the kitty litter was underneath the cart. Um, Yeah, my oldest daughter says that she still remembers the time when we were, I was first single mom, and she was like, 5 and I walked back in and returned it and, or paid for it. And, um, that she was like, that was money. We could spend on ice cream but she says she still remembers it and that I it was cool for her to see me. Do the right thing. Anyway, I love you guys. Bye.

Yeah, my daughter. This is evil. I uh, my ex-wife. Was wanting me to teach her daughter how to play guitar. Then asked me what was the best guitar for her. So I said a BC Rich acoustic guitar, anyhow, she ordered 1 and she got 5 of them through Amazon. All different colors. So she picked out the other colors and sent the rest of them back, and they got the destroyed, she could have kept all 5. They don't they don't keep stuff like that. Because they sold already.