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Let’s talk the view
I want to hear about the view being okay with eating people. Please bring that up today. That is a crazy take that they are trying to normalize murder and eating people everywhere from Lindsay, Clancy to The View. Insane upside down World, we're living in.

Rate my ... from Emperor's New Groove
Hi, junkies. I got a rate. My blank for you guys. This is probably my first dispatch, I think. Uh, but I'm going to do the crunk from Emperor's New Groove. Uh, here we go. The poison chosen is actually to kill Goose goes poison. Um yeah you know. Thanks guys.

2013 shawn wasson impersonation
Hey guys, it's just Json here. I'm a little disappointed. That Sean didn't like my Charlie Chaplain impersonation the other day. I mean, what other impersonations have you gotten that have been 100% accurate? I feel like it's been the, the most correct 1. So, I didn't know if you guys would. Let me give it another shot here. I want to do an impersonation of Sean Watson's, Circa 2013. Hey everybody, it's Sean Watson coming to you from Real Radio 10491. You're listening to the News Junkie. Y'all want to see my piranha collection?

Rate my.....
My first imitation was uh Sean snake under the desk. That was a joke. Here's the real 1 guitar Slinger's version of a small annoying dog.

Frankie McDonald
Hey Sean, it's me. Frankie MacDonald just reporting in for the new weather report. Hurricane, Marco Polo coming for California. Watch out Sean.

Rate my blank
so, here's my rate, my blank and my impression but I don't know if you know who it is, because well, he is on your show quite frequently, but Uh, I don't know if this is a good enough impression. But he does like to talk about Jennifer Lopez quite a bit.

New air guns are legit.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about these uh, modern air guns. Um, I bought my son. This air pistol just kind of teach him. The fundamentals and help him to understand what the safety rules are when you have a real firearm. And I'll be the first 1 to say that this thing is the real deal man I wouldn't want to mess around with anybody, that's shooting that at me.

I really want Brightline to work.
As a non Feehan, I am bummed to hear that bright line doesn't seem to be working out so well um I was really hoping that they would do really well. They would be this shining example. Maybe they would be big enough and profitable enough that they could start growing into other states and there would be this big bright line Network everywhere but doesn't sound like it's doing too hot. Maybe they just need some big organization to come in and prop them up to where they can keep going until they're profitable. I don't know, but where I live in Nashville, there is no rail Like none at all. I would have to drive 3, 4 5 hours to get to an Amtrak station and then it's not much better than a bus, it's slow and it's really expensive. Like I could almost fly places from Nashville uh cheaper than take the Amtrak to most of the places I would want to go. I really, really, really want high speed rail in the US. I was hoping bright line would be it.


You're forgiven for Macklemore
My biggest pet peeve is when someone gets bullied off the way that they mispronounce, McLemore. Grow a pear, dude.