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Trump mural
What's up, junkies? Uh, I have a friend who drives the turnpike to work every day. And there's a Donald Trump. Mural visible from the turnpike near the Turkey Lake Road or Turkey Lake service plaza. Uh, can my friend get in trouble for flipping that off every day? What if he does finger guns? Is that bad? Should I tell him to stop asking for a friend? Thanks, bye.

Shower orientation should be both
All right, first off anything under 11 minute showering, you're nasty mfer. So 11 to 15 minutes agreed. Also, how is the answer? Not both. I mean, when I go in, I faced the shower to get the front wet, our turnaround to get the back wet when I'm lathering. And soaping back is to the shower. So the front isn't just getting the soap washed off immediately so I can actually rinse it in and then I face forward to get the soap off. And then, when it's time to shake hands with the governor, I faced the water.

C-Lane shampoo routine
I'm sure this sounds weird because Celine has said this before about washing his hair twice. And literally, every time I'm in the shower and I wash my hair twice, I think of saline. I don't know whether that's good or bad, but Selene, I'm thinking about you.

Shawn, Mama Manji said to stop bullying C lane
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. So Mama mangy said not to bully ceiling anymore because you made that joke about his shower that he takes a shower once a month or whatever. She said, you bully him too much every time that you make a joke, she doesn't like it. So just letting you know. Thanks, bye.

PS5 discipline
I applaud that mother who was disciplining her child for throwing the cap. I saw that and read it and people were trying to say that it was child abuse for her discipline and her child, which is insane. And what are my favorite sayings is that imaginary children are the easiest to raise

Autistic shower
Hey everybody. It's Kate learning how to use the dispatch microphone. Finally, um, showering. Yeah, showering is amazing and sometimes I faced the shower but just because I want to do like a decompression thing feels so good. Like great in between your eyes, but if you're soaking up then you have to be facing away because what you're going to do with the soap, not stay on your body but I don't feel autistic by doing that part and also I don't feel autistic.


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