Late to the party on this, but I was just thinking about that lady who lives in a different house than her husband does. I mean if she says she's happy, I mean it's only been 1 month in, so I'm sure. She's just pissed off that she's cleaning up after this guy, doing all this stuff from him, she sounds like she's underappreciated, but in all actuality who wrote the rules for marriage who says, you have to live in the same bedroom who says, you have to do, all this stuff, sounds like traditional stuff. I mean, back in the 50s and 60s, it was weird to even sleep in the same bed. So, now, it's weird. If people want to live in a different room or a different house for that matter. It's whatever works for everybody else. I don't care. It's not my marriage. Who cares?

Hey, Junkies you were talking about hotels, giving out room keys yesterday, I am a flight attendant, so I stay in a lot of hotels, and you would be absolutely amazed at the number of times, I've had to stop by the front desk for whatever reason to ask for a new room key. And I literally just tell them my room number and they hand me a key. So, um, I would always flip that latch on the inside of your room when you're in there. And uh probably never keep any valuables in a hotel room literally ever just uh keep that in mind.

As someone who's about to turn 61 on Saturday, I realize I may just against myself. I'm too old to be doing a lot of stuff now. I don't care. I'm too old for it. Get somebody else to do it. You youngsters get the work.

I ran into Snooki at a gas station in Fort Lauderdale once. I was carrying two coffees, saw her, panicked, and yelled, “JERSEY!” She yelled, “SHORE!” We high-fived so aggressively that I dropped both coffees. She looked at the puddle, looked at me, and said, “That was your best move?” I said, “Honestly, I peaked in 2009.” She nodded. “Respect.” Then we walked away like nothing happened. I still don’t know why I yelled “JERSEY.” - SNOOPFROGG

Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King checking in from Daytona Beach. So my celebrity encounter back in the 90s, I was in a restaurant in Hollywood. I'm in the bathroom and I decided to, uh, do a little bit of cocaine, and I went to put it back in my pocket, finished my business went to leave turned around. And this guy says, hey, did you drop something turns out? It was Weird. Al Yankovic. He had to be my bag of coke back. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

so, for rate, my blank, my celebrity encounter was doing security at a archery range in Winter Garden. With Ted Nugent. He came during a damn Yankees concert to Orlando. was during the first Gulf War. Who saw him Hussein was on the stage in a big, Effigy being shot. So, he spent about 4 hours at this range. And I got to stand. Right behind him. while he signed autographs and did a bow shooting demonstration and I walked away with a signed William tell, which is where the arrow goes into the back of another arrow and he signed it for me.

It might be safe to say that that older more experienced lifeguard would be more Vigilant about his job than some younger 21 year old lifeguard. That might be more interested in getting some tail from another young 21 year old lifeguard.

My celebrity interaction was George Harrison. I was living in Jackson Tennessee at the time, managing a Hollywood Video and Carl Perkins, she was 1 of George Harrison. And Paul McCartney's biggest influences had passed away while I was outside checking the Dropbox and I had a 65 tour jacket on that. My mother had gotten me for my birthday and I heard hey that's a nice jacket you got on there and I turned around and it was George Harrison inside of a limousine.

I can't remember the last time that I've agreed with Josh Moore um I feel like in a few months we just need to Circle back check back in with his chick who lives in the apartment now and is now pooping regularly and goes to the gym because I feel just like John mailanchi deep.