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Karmelo Anthony Ruling Reaction
the fact that this Carmelo Anthony case, got even any big National and like media attention goes to show you just how like deeply fractured our country is Like the fact that people are immediately trying to pick sides and like, try to spin this case into being about race. Even though the father said, That it wasn't the case. The murder wasn't about race. Just It's just deeply like disappointing. and goes to show you how again our country is just deeply royally effed.

Urination marination
Okay. Um, Sean I think you're gonna have to call the crazy Pope on this 1 but, you know, back in college, I worked at a restaurant and we had this 1 district manager that was a complete a-hole. Um, British guy, but he used to come in at lunch. Start raising hell about 10:30 to the kitchen staff way staff. You name it 1 day, 1 of the kitchen staff, took his ribeye that he used to always order through it in the urinal. The kitchen staff and most of the male weight staff, gave him the urination marination. well, at the very least Sean, Everybody watched him an intense curiosity as he ate the steak. And when he finished, I kid you. He went back to the back kitchen. And he said, guys, I don't know what you did with that ribeye, but that was excellent. At that point, the whole

Love for the USA from a world traveler
So I've been Government Contracting for a little over 15 years. Um, I've been to about 45 47, different countries. and, None of those places as much as I like a lot of them. And, you know, fell in love with a lot of those places nothing compares to the US, you know, culturally financially, cuz, you know, these places they talk about, like Canada and and Switzerland and Sweden and stuff. They're taxes are through the roof and it's just it's a there's still a lot of like maybe not Canada, but in like Sweden and stuff like that, there's still a lot of racial tensions there that people don't understand. Like people like me who I'm like, a dark-skinned Puerto Rican. I could get along as a visitor, but there's still a lot of things for people that actually live there that you don't see, you know, because you only see what's on social media and things like that, but nothing will ever compare to the US. And that's why I would never trade the us for any country that I've ever been to.

Please keep me anonymous
True Confession. I've never said this out loud gentlemen. Years ago, uh, my girlfriend had cheated on me. we had a little apartment together and, um, I was grabbing my things to move out the day that she was not there. We didn't just closed water valves off. I soldered them closed. I pulled every Outlet, every light switch and the Wi-Fi connection. I pulled those wires so far out from the wall. Clipped them shows short. You'd need drywall repairs in order to reach the new ones and good luck. Even with that. Amongst some other things that I had done. Needless to say, she gotten a whole lot of trouble. But it is what it is. Hey, don't cheat on a handyman Folk. Wiggle wiggle.

Confession
Hello news junkies. This is Steve. Uh oh uh I want to confess that I worked at Enterprise a short time ago and I changed all the radio stations to 1041 and then took the radio face plates off the radio so that you couldn't change this station. Uh, that's my share of the show Tuesday a day late.

My confession I'm sorry
What's up news? Junkies happy today. All right, I have a dirty confession. I would admit um Sean when me and booty were over at your house. It's hard to say it's really, really embarrassing. But booty did fart on your couch? I, I'm sorry. I, I, I know she doesn't want to admit it, but She farted on your couch, bro. Sorry

for C lane !!!
Oh, ceiling, I think you got 1 right there. Buddy, that little tiny part of a slip up there. That mortgage goat dawn.com, man. Hey, that mortgage guy down. He is the goat of mortgages. Let's go. Here's the jingle that mortgage goat done.com. Come on man let's pitch it to him. See Lane.

My dad had an alternative way to get out of a tree stand once for me that resulted in disaster.
When I was a kid, most of my clothes came from Sears specifically. They were the Husky brand. Um, I was not a skinny child, let alone. Am I a skinny adult? I went deer hunting with my dad, 1 time. The tree stand was not very high and it had steps that screwed into the tree stand. Well, because I was shorter than my dad. I couldn't get up the same like steps that he could and so he had to move them, it was a big hassle. So he thought, on the way out, if I just sort of slid off the edge he could grab onto my feet and legs and kind of, you know, lower me down that way. So he was on the ground. I was sliding off and it occurred to me, man. This would go so much easier so much quicker. If I just let go slid a few inches because of gravity and then grab back on. Well, I did that. I didn't tell him this plan and I never grabbed back on. I just moved too fast and I left a huge boot boot print on his chest. The shape bruise that was there for like 3 weeks.

Dumb dad stuff by Evil Eye
Dumb thing I did with my kid. Actually. It wasn't dumb. It was funny here. Now my when my son was about 8 years old, I said make a fist. And put your elbow on your knee. And I'm going to hold it down with my pinky. You won't be able to lift it. And he pulled his heart as he could. Then I pulled my pinky out of the way and he smashed himself right in the face that was funnier now, but not to him. Evil eye out.

App issues
Hey Sean, love the show. Having a little problem with the app it looks great and all but I use another app called pool brain which I have to take a lot of photos and then anytime I take a photo it boots me off the tnj app. Not sure if you're able to fix that doesn't matter, either way, I'll listen. Wherever I can love the show. Thanks.