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Scams at the airport
So, these scams happen at the airport, too. A lot like monthly and it's usually involving older people, men and women that have been in a relationship with somebody for a while and then they're, you know, we're going to come to Orlando and meet you or, you know, come pick me up in Orlando or whatever and it's always via a text message or some kind of phone call, but they've never actually met in person. So when they get here, they tell this person that they've been talking to that they're being held and they need somebody to pay this thousands of dollars fine to release them and then they can come see them. When they call us and start telling us that stuff, we're instantly transferring them to a police officer because they're being scammed. And we we asked them, you know, have you met them? Have you had to send them money and the answer is always no, we've never met them. Yes, we've had to send them. Money. It's pathetic. Also, this is my normal voice, not the sexy TTS voice. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

WWE corporate plane for sale

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I suck at life, but I bowl like an angel.

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Life is complicated. I killed people. Smuggled people. Sold people. Perhaps here...things will be different.

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I think we need a Franky McDonald voice!!! All the wiggles and all the pops! Ahhhhhh!

Italian mobster it's voice
Hi, Bob here. That actually sounds a mix between a Russian. And a Taliban maybe Isis guy. That's the best I can come up with. but Italian, mobster and,

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I love The News Junkie! Bleh!

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one ah ah ah, two ah ah ah. i love to count things, and i may want to suck your blood!

Tom holland oddysee imax camera
Hey guys, listen, do you play the Matt Damon interview about the Odyssey? Um, funny enough, they actually did an interview with uh, Tom Holland and Zendaya. I forgot on what show but he was also talking about how um, the IMAX camera only shoots for like, like Max 3 minutes or 2 and a half minutes whatever he was saying. And Tom Holland was saying he was convinced that Christopher Nolan just really didn't like his acting because he kept calling cut and eventually. Um, he got so discouraged that 1 of like the assistance on set had to go over to Tom and be like, hey, just so you know, it's the camera, it's only shooting for 3 minutes at a time that that's why it's not that he doesn't like you, but yeah, it was pretty funny clip. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.