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DUI
You should put this on the mo list. If you are living in your car and you get absolutely hammered Can you just say, like, I live in my car? I wasn't going to drive anywhere. I'm just sleeping because I live here. I wonder if that would get you a DUI.

Taco Bell .. 💩
Hey there. Junkies what's going on? I just got out of work and I stopped by Taco Bell to get a little snack R before I go to my second job and I just want to let you know I got a taco with lettuce on it. It is now 11:52 I will keep you update if I get the explosive diarrhea love you guys. Bye.



I have a complaint at the end of this that was impromptu 
Yesterday, you guys were talking about how you should have the knowledge to change a tire and things like that. And 1 thing I want to add is Knowing how to do something and then deciding to pay someone else to do. It is Equally as beneficial as just knowing how to do it in and of itself, you can value your time against what they're charging. And then you also know if they're charging too much because it's a simple task or if it's a big task, um, yeah, it's if you know how to do something you're less likely to get taken advantage of when you pay someone else to do it. Wiggle wiggle, blah, blah blah. Damn it. You guys need to change the microphone button. Should be what stops the recording. Because I got to scroll down and hit stop recording. Goodbye.

Shout out to SunState Jon for the free sub! Thanks man! Since there isn’t a lot of game of magnet activity here in Wisconsin I have my magnet collection on the work tool box.

Looks Iike pallet man has a new delivery 😉

My TNJ magnets are slowly fading in the South Florida sun.

The Taylor Farms rabbit hole runs deep
You're talking about Taylor Farms. I work for a mechanical contractor here in Central Florida and there's a Taylor Farms plant. In Central Florida. Anyways, I was working there and stalling some AC, and let me tell you, Taylor Farm Supplies lettuce and all kinds of veggies and everything to pretty much everybody. Besides this Taco Bell, the whole tricon Corporation and Taco, Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, Long John Silvers. Uh, other restaurants, your Publix is your Walmarts. I mean things that don't even say Taylor Farms. It might be, you know, whatever. Costco, or BJ's brand, or whatever Taylor Farms supplies. I'm not asking you probably 80 to 90% of all produce ever.