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New Orleans airport yesterday morning at 6:00am. Missed my 9:30 flight.

Plane crash
Okay, guys. So I'm, you know, I'm gonna be the crazy person here, and it says that people died and this is really tragic, but so Pilot and co-pilot died on a plane landing that hit a fire truck. But 911, plain clearly went all the way through the building. And damaged the building. But everybody in that fire truck survived and it didn't destroy the fire. Well, I'm sure it probably tore the fire truck up but you get my point here. Uh, Plain verse fire truck. People are dead in the plane. Fire truck, guys, survive plane versus building whole building comes down. Yep. Conspiracies, man. Conspiracies.

QVC lady was Daniel from Tom and Dan

HAVE THEY BEEN DOING THIS THE WHOLE TIME? Shawn was right!!!!!
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. Well, I went to get gas, put my card in. Pulled it out. Picked up the nozzle, stuck it in the truck. Looked at the lights, you know, the buttons actually looked and it was on premium. Have they been doing this the whole time? Or is this something new? let me times if I put over a hundred dollars in premium in my truck, it didn't know it. Damn it.

Submitted several emails to find the status of T-shirt. I ordered through Shopify order number 20640 going to Alaska and Italy this year love to wear it and spread the love of the junkies thanks.
Hey junkie, Harry cutter here. Uh, placed an order for the tie-dye T-shirt. Got an order number 20640, just trying to get the status ordered on the 13th. Or nothing back from you guys. Take care a long time for The Listener.

Found a 4 leaf the day after st patty day

AFRO man for the Win!
Hey, junkies hiker mom here. So I followed the Afroman case pretty heavily and uh something that you didn't mention yet Sean was that when he was on the stand yesterday he made it a big deal to let them know that a lot of the reason why he even made these things was because not just because they sued him. Also they did over 24,000 dollars in damage to his property and

there's a Mexican Asian restaurant in Phoenix that's really good

Gotta love what the stream stops on.

Speaking about Amazon, about 2 years ago. I ordered some, uh, flea pills for my dog, but they sent me a giant butt. Plug the size of a small Yeti cup. I did not keep it, they told me not to send it back but I did throw that 1 away.

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