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We have been dealing with the same squatters for decades out here in the Ocala National Forest. They get removed from one property and they squat on another. This one compound has 12 plus people including children

Maybe an HOA?
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that dilapidated house. I hate to say it because it goes against the fabric of my being that we should have HOAs. But that's a good case study for like why you would need somebody to kind of regulate your neighborhood.

Trump's version of penis man
There's this guy he's running around with his penis out in the window. He's scaring the neighbors. He's shaking his penis everywhere. Some find it very very very disturbing. He's scaring the cats, he's scaring the dogs, he's offending the old, ladies in the neighborhood, who just trying to play Bingo and have a good night.

Pirate Maarkeith Lloyd ! Nice C-Lane
Haha, what's going down junkies, Sean, you're talking about Marquee Lloyd and uh going on with your rant about this stuff and people with their crazy thoughts and saline is just out there throwing bombs. I mean gold, absolute gold, with the Marquee Lloyd Little Pirate guy, Oh, I don't know how that doesn't derail you but I'm impressed man. That sounds fantastic Bravo man.

Wifey didn't realize how much trucks cost nowadays
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So I'm getting ready to retire my work truck. It's a 2002 Silverado with 53,000 miles on it, and the engine is actively dying. So it's time to put it out to pasture. Um, got a good deal. Worked out on a used truck. Quickly realized my $30,000 was going to be a good deal and gave me the green light to go ahead and spend the money.

Rather have my S***box truck paid off than a new one with payments!
Morning News, Junkie crew perogi here, uh, listening to yesterday's episode. You guys were talking about how expensive vehicles are, and that just confirms to me that, I'm keeping this little s box of a truck, um, that I have paid off. Paints chipping. I got roll up, Windows, AC is just fine blows cold. Um, I got an amfm radio with 6 presets, and you know what? Um, till the wheels fall off, baby. Everything's mechanical in this thing, and I'm driving it to the ground because, hey, I don't have a vehicle payment. Um, anyways, hope you guys have a fantastic day. Eat a perogi and all the Wiggles, all the pops.


Taco Tuesday, Cinco de Mayo, and Seal Awareness Day

seals
Hey, hey everybody. Happy today, it's Sean. 8 years, you haven't opened a window? buddy, those aren't Those aren't seals anymore. Those are walruses.

Vehicle prices…
Hey News, Junkie. This is Sinister. Just want to chime in on the price of automobiles. I'm not an automobile person, but I do work on car Interiors, uh, mainly upholstery dashes whatnot. But anyway, a lot of those components that are in the bells and whistles are really what Jack the price up. I think there's so many different bells, and whistles. Now we don't have the old crank window. We got all these electronics and all these specific parts that have to be manufactured and designed, uh, I think that's really Jack and the price up on a lot of things goes all the way throughout the vehicle Bumper to Bumper, each little thing adds up. So y'all have a great day. Cheers.

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