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Rfk jr meal
Hey, guys. Maybe I'm just different on this, but when someone tells me a 5 dollar meal from the grocery store, I'm thinking everything included from the grocery store, like buying the eggs, buying that Mayo buying that salmon, like, all of that stuff, you can't just buy individually, like. Yes, you can assume I just have eggs in the fridge, but you can't just assume that I have avocado Mayo sitting in the fridge. So, yeah, I would have to go spend like that article said 11 dollars on just that 1 bottle. So, I don't know. I think it's intentionally hiding. Part of the truth. Like they're not being totally wrong in saying that, that's how much that individual meal costs. But when you actually have to go to the grocery store and buy some of those ingredients it's definitely going to cost you more than $5 so I don't know. I feel like that's kind of being a little deceitful. Have a good show guys. Bye.

Buy a house online
Hey guys. Happy Day buying a house from a retailer. Isn't anything new? Uh, Sears and Roebuck back in the day. You could buy a whole ass house and they'd ship it to your location flat packed and it had everything in there. You needed to assemble house and a lot of them are still standing. Maybe a lot but some of them are still standing today and I believe they were built in the early 1900s. But yeah you can buy a house online before or online before you can buy it from the store before.

Flock system, hot chick database
With the whole hot chick database. That's actually a really good opportunity for lawyers to Target the entire flock system in and of itself. Uh, especially because that guy is being charged. With like improper use of law enforcement surveillance and stuff. That now puts the burden on the flock system and they can no longer hide behind the third party company and I think we the people need to address our grievances publicly with these flock cameras. It's direct Invasion from our government.

Correct info about cop
Hey, Sean, uh, regards to the story about, uh, the officer using a flock camera, uh, to track the real down. It wasn't actually a flock camera. Uh, we lived I lived down here in Key West and all through the keys, we have license plate readers. Um, this is way pre flock, it's been down here for about 4 or 5 years now, um, and that's how he tracked her down through the License Plate Reader, uh, not the flock cameras. So uh, yeah. Yeah, uh, hope to see you down here and meet you when you come down to Key West. And if you a few weeks, Sean, have a good 1.

THE RFK Meal Plan
What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean, this is beyond dumb, the CNN thing, because if you watch anybody like Caleb Hammer, he'll break it down, 2,000 calories a day, is all you need to survive, um, which means it's roughly $300 per person. A month for groceries. That's all you would need to survive to get through the month that includes 3 meals a day with your drinks and a snack that that that's what you need to survive. Anything else is once and desires it's not to make sure that you survive on a budget. So rfk's thing if it's budgeted the kind of the way that Caleb does it then it makes sense. 3 adults in the house 24 dollars for the salmon, but it looks like the salmon that they got is a higher-end salmon and not the nest, the necessity. Of salmon and salmon is 1 of the more expensive fish that you can buy at a market. What the?

Super important dispatch about the thing
Hi, I just wanted to chime in on whatever you're talking about right now. I am directing a show called rehearsal for murder. That's opening tonight. In lburg at the Tropic theater, tickets can be purchased at melon patch players.org, thank you. Bye.

Power Grid DC
Hey, junkies years ago I lived in, uh, Northwest DC and a pretty nice neighborhood. And half of our apartment building was on the same power grid as the vice president, and the other half was not, which was my half. So, we would lose power all the time. Um, luckily, the people across the hall, would drop extension cords, so we could power stuff up but, uh, it was certainly, interesting. Thanks, guys.

Remembering the hot tub club
Boy, I gotta tell you, hot tub club and alamont springs. I think there was like 7 different rooms maybe 10 and they were a little bit different decoration wise, but man, they would serve you a drink. So you go in there and sit in a hot tub with, like 6, 8 people or just 2. I don't even know why we did it. Now that I think about it was the nastiest thing I've ever done in my life. Well, the fourth nastiest but it was true, they rocked up and they had service right to them wiggle wiggle, pop pop, ciao,

My car caught on fire in the Taco Brll Drive thru
1 of my most embarrassing moments is when my car caught on fire in the Taco, Bell drive-thru. Yeah, I noticed the smoke I was ordering and I said, oh, my car is on fire. I'm just going to drive around and I went and parked and a guy came running out with a fire extinguisher, apparently they heard inside that it happened and everybody's looking out the wind is at me, and it's awesome. Great day.

Correction
Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I was in sixth grade. Serious about my chorus class. The teacher left, the room Melissa. Take over the class. I got down in front of the podium. Got the class's attention. with Vigor I said, okay, ladies keep your clitorises down when I clearly meant to say larynx Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.