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Asian Sensation met Guy Fiery
What's up guys? I was at the Daytona 500 and I ran into guy Ferry and I talked with him a little bit and while we're BS and he started choking. So I started smacking him on the back and I kind of saved him and he goes. Thanks, dude, because I was really freaking choking and then we took a selfie and uh, that was it a little hit and get saved his life. All right, love you guys. See you later.

I met Marilyn Manson in Orlando at the Hard Rock Cafe before he was a star
What's up news? Junkies long time. No dispatch after heart surgery. Anyway. Um, so celebrity story, I met Marilyn Manson at the Hard Rock, Cafe waiting in line to get into an Afterparty for Jam magazine. Remember Jan magazine, sea Lane and uh, so anyway, Didn't have enough tickets to get in. He was standing in line in front of us and uh he had heard that us discussing. We didn't have enough tickets. So he turned around and said, hey, we got extra tickets. You guys want some and we were like, oh awesome. And this was he was not a star then. He was just a guy who had played at the show earlier, and hanging out waiting to get in just like us. So, he was pretty cool. I don't think he'd be that way now. But anyway, see you

Met Shaq
Hey guys. Happy day, uh, back in high school in the late 90s. Mid to late 90s. I worked in a pretty rundown movie theater. That was back behind Wet n Wild. And, uh, It was off the beaten path and I'm in the urinal 1 night and all of a sudden, the room goes dark, uh, because something has blocked out the lights and it's Shaquille O'Neal. Um, and he comes up and stands next to me the urinal. Now, it wasn't as strange as she check in there. He would bring all his friends and they basically bring out the movie theater. Uh, super nice guy. But at this particular time I was staying Next to him at a urinal and I had to look because it's darn near eye level. And then yeah, baby arm holding an apple.

Evil Eye celebrity short
Hey, it's evil eye. This happened that your radio station wtks. And uh, I got on the elevator to go. Pick up a prize. There's this guy on the elevator. He goes. How you doing? I went. I'm all right, how are you? He goes, I'm good. And I go get my prize. I go back downstairs. Getting my truck. And I'm leaving. And then I find out that was Joey pantelion. Joey pants was on the elevator with me and talked to me, talked to me first and I didn't know it. I was so mad. Jim Phelps was interviewing.

Presidential Flights.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick about Air Force, 1 ceiling. I think you're 100%, right. I think that Air Force 1 isn't necessarily the actual aircraft, it's whatever. Aircraft Donald Trump is flying on except for marine 1, which is a helicopter. I think there's a difference between fixed wing and rotary Wing but anyhow. Um I think you're on to something.

Marriage material
Late to the party on this, but I was just thinking about that lady who lives in a different house than her husband does. I mean if she says she's happy, I mean it's only been 1 month in, so I'm sure. She's just pissed off that she's cleaning up after this guy, doing all this stuff from him, she sounds like she's underappreciated, but in all actuality who wrote the rules for marriage who says, you have to live in the same bedroom who says, you have to do, all this stuff, sounds like traditional stuff. I mean, back in the 50s and 60s, it was weird to even sleep in the same bed. So, now, it's weird. If people want to live in a different room or a different house for that matter. It's whatever works for everybody else. I don't care. It's not my marriage. Who cares?

Hotels and room keys
Hey, Junkies you were talking about hotels, giving out room keys yesterday, I am a flight attendant, so I stay in a lot of hotels, and you would be absolutely amazed at the number of times, I've had to stop by the front desk for whatever reason to ask for a new room key. And I literally just tell them my room number and they hand me a key. So, um, I would always flip that latch on the inside of your room when you're in there. And uh probably never keep any valuables in a hotel room literally ever just uh keep that in mind.

Ageism
As someone who's about to turn 61 on Saturday, I realize I may just against myself. I'm too old to be doing a lot of stuff now. I don't care. I'm too old for it. Get somebody else to do it. You youngsters get the work.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I ran into Snooki at a gas station in Fort Lauderdale once. I was carrying two coffees, saw her, panicked, and yelled, “JERSEY!” She yelled, “SHORE!” We high-fived so aggressively that I dropped both coffees. She looked at the puddle, looked at me, and said, “That was your best move?” I said, “Honestly, I peaked in 2009.” She nodded. “Respect.” Then we walked away like nothing happened. I still don’t know why I yelled “JERSEY.” - SNOOPFROGG

Weird Al and Cocaine
Good afternoon. Junkie is the Mad King checking in from Daytona Beach. So my celebrity encounter back in the 90s, I was in a restaurant in Hollywood. I'm in the bathroom and I decided to, uh, do a little bit of cocaine, and I went to put it back in my pocket, finished my business went to leave turned around. And this guy says, hey, did you drop something turns out? It was Weird. Al Yankovic. He had to be my bag of coke back. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.