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The pinochle song
the game is p knuckle, it's how we beat our meat p knuckle, another way to say, flick the bean

Weight/Balance will crash a plane.
Hey everybody. Good Friday. Eve to you all uh, Sean when it comes to weight and balance on an airplane, uh, that's a very much a thing. Uh, went back to network for an airline, I learned a couple of things. I never realized there is actually an average weight for a male and female passenger. I think right now it's 195 pounds for a male and 170 pounds for a female. Uh, but beyond that, uh, when I worked for the airline, um, I've moved passengers from the back of the plane to the front because the front was empty and the plane would have been off balance. Um, another fun fact if the plane is too full or not too full, but if it's a full flight, not a seat left. Um, and there's a lot of bags. We actually have left bags behind because the plane would have been overweight. Um, so yeah. No, weight and balance plays a huge part. We've moved bags from the back of the plane, to the front of the plane to make sure it's bounced out correctly and it's all calculated up in the cockpit. But uh, Yeah, no. That'll that'll keep a plane on the ground or if it shifts during the flight bad things happen. I actually sent you a video to tips at the news junkie.com showing. What happens when a, uh, plane. The balance messes up during takeoff. Kind of crazy. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

Got my TNJ shirt just now. Thanks!

The Astronauts are in space for a reason.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the astronauts that are wearing um ear muffs while they're going to the potty. I will say this as a Gen X child of the 80s. I went to space camp and Titusville And they did not mention anything about putting on the ear muffs while you're going to the potty. Wild. Hey, you know what? That's that's why that's why they became fighter pilots and astronauts and everything because they're smarter than me, I should have been doing this my whole life.

Contract
Hey News, Junkie. Listen, Sean. About your contract. It's getting me a little depressed. I, I got so used to listening to you every day. and the, and the crew that I'm gonna have to ask my psychiatrist for an extra colon up in the night so I can go to sleep. Because last night I was I was thinking 89 89 and and and I'm upset. I love you guys. Bye.

Yo, he absolutely says the F-word
Hey, he absolutely says the F-word.

Evil Eye... about people all moving to one side of a jet.
Yeah, this is evil eye. In the, in the plane, the both the wings are full of fuel and that's going to weigh weigh more than any of the batches on the pencil in between the 2 of the Wings. He ain't flipping that thing over. They can fly it just fine. It has more to do with efficiency. That's all. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

How you mentally scarred all three of my children with a previous Olaf story about six years ago
Hey news, junkies y'all were talking about an Olaf story and it brought me back to when I found your show. Um, probably 6 7 years ago, I can't believe I just said 67. I have teenage boys. Um, anyway it, um, It wasn't a love story back, then it was um, I had my 3 kids in the car, they were all young and I thought you were fun, radio, show, whatever. This was, I never listened to talk radio. Um, so it was like, great and it was funny and um, y'all hadn't said anything that my kids couldn't hear until that moment. Um, it was a story about a man that was this week in Florida. He had, uh, number 3 to a stop to Olaf and then put it back on the shelf or something to that effect. And I I hadn't even heard the term number 3. I, I figured it out through context clues. But, um, thankfully you said it that way? Because my kids were like, what? And then they always, um, to this day, think this is the weirdest grossest show. Every time they get in the car and I'm listening to y'all which is a lot they're like, turn this off. It's so weird. Those people are so gross because they knew it was something bad. Even though I never told him what it was even now they're teenagers and they could probably figure it out. But anyway, So, thanks for that. Bye.

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