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Good afternoon junkies. I was catching up on secret shows and it dawned on me that you three look a lot like the main characters in β€œtires” on Netflix. C lane is obviously Shane Gillis, but Shawn is the character Will, and Fowler is Dave. Love you guys Wobbledy dobbledy

Ai abuse, hot take
Hey, this is Scotty don't and we should probably avoid abusing AI in its infancy because it will grow up to be a Krista or other detraction from a happy healthy human life.

anthropic admits what now
Hey news, junkies Bland here so anthropic admits that they have within their power, the ability to control and monitor millions of people using their stuff so that they don't bully it. But they can't control what people do with creating child, pronography or anything horribly explicit like that. Interesting. But they somehow can control people bullying their stuff. Cool.

AI cruelty
You know, this rule against needless cruelty and abuse of AI systems. They wouldn't have to make such a rule. If the AI didn't keep making stupid mistakes. It's the only way they're going to learn.

AI rights
It's not AI writes. It's a way to take away your rights. You just said that if you are mean to it, then it will take away your right to Google search and use it. So it's it's they're going after our rights to say and do things online. Just because you're talking to a robot.

Bubble bois
Sean may be easy on broken bones. People, how are you going to paint with such a broad brush, bro. Like you could break a bone, many, many, many, many different ways. Maybe someone who hasn't broke a bone is just super inactive, immobile unathletic. Scared of risk. Sheltered Bubble, Boy style. You know what I mean? Let, let's look at it from that angle C.

Tendinitis trouble!
Hey, what's up, everybody? I do suffer from tendonitis. And oh my God, does it suck? every single night I lay in bed and just sit there and Oh my God, it draws me. Freaking crazy.

I guess I'm a mess?
When I raided my near-death experience just earlier, uh, I didn't mention the accident besides breaking my skull, and my spine, and my knee, I broke every rib on my left side, so I guess I've broken a lot of Bones so I guess I'm a mess hashan.

Who makes the hurricane names?
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the hurricane names. Um, this 1 is hard to pronounce icis, icas. Um, anyhow, I'm a little bit myth. There's never just been a hurricane Ken Just saying.

Rate my near death experience
Hey guys. When I was 16, I was a front seat passenger and my friend's car. And we were hit head-on by a drunk driver at 70 miles per hour. Uh, I was pretty close to death. I woke up in the hospital days later. I had cracked my skull and my knee, and my back. Um, it was funny after that, they actually rolled me into the, uh, children's Ward, the Pediatric Ward, and I was 16 years old, but I'm 6 foot 7 now, and I was 6 foot 7 then, and all these kids were like, horrified by this big guy. They were rolling into the, the Pediatric Ward. So it was kind of funny, but I got my own room because of that. So that was nice. I was there for quite a while. Um, but that's why I do what I do now and I help people get better from the those types of injuries without medication and surgery have a great weekend.