Howdy Folks. Kurt here I'll make the short and sweet drowning madira Beach, my buddies and I would always get the same condo. So we knew there was always the same Sandbar. The same distance out to shore. 1 year, there's a storm you can't really see it. The water's murky, we decided hey it will swim out there that 200 feet, anyways, Surely, it'll be there. We can be playing frisbee in the murky water. You know, waist high water. Swimming out there. It's not there. Not touching bottom, solid, 200 ft out. Not touching, not touching, I decide. I'm at the limit of my capabilities. The water's turning up. I'm going back. Half an hour plus later I'm struggling. I'm not making any progress in the shore. All the swimming sideways all the floating on my back. Conserve energy. I'm really struggling my head's going under. My buddy swims up, I feel a hand on my back and he helps me to shore laughing about where's my hat? And I'm you know, spot Ing that I lost it and he's being a prick. He holds it up, smiling. Saved my ass and my hat wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hey, junkies so mine near-death experience. Um, 15 years ago, I was doing heroin. Um, I was about a year in and uh, I was out. I owed my dealer, a bunch of money so it wasn't, uh, helping me out or taking, you know, giving me what I needed. Uh, so 2 Days in, you know, I'm kicking real hard, sends me a text says, come pick up a gram. It was a loaded bag which means it was full of fentanyl. Uh, I did it right there in the truck. Made it about 2 miles from his house and I ran into a park truck at 50 miles an hour. Uh, thank God. No 1 was in it but I went through the windshield and completely flatlined. Uh, they narc In Me 3 times, brought me back to life and, um, After that, I was pretty much done with it. So that was my near-death experience later.

Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So for rate, my blank, I think I'm going to win this 1 because it involves ceiling. We actually nearly had uh, close to that experience. And actually 1 of our friends died in this accident. So I don't want to elaborate more but I think ceiling can fill you in. Thanks, bye.

Hey, junkies, so about twenty years ago, I was out on Lake Howell riding on a jet ski after a few cocktails with a friend and decided to try and spray people that were on the dock. I lost control of the jet ski and went up onto the dock and was actually almost decapitated by the viewing platform above. Thankfully, the person on the back of the jet ski jumped off at the last minute, otherwise I wouldn't be here today.

When I was 19 years old, I was on a remodel in downtown Orlando. And I was standing under a, you know, just a ceiling mind of my own business and a 650 pound. Cast iron tub. Fell through the ceiling. Hit me directly on top of the head and I broke my neck. Um, I was in a medically induced coma for 4 weeks. They thought I wasn't going to be able to walk again and they told me I was clinically dead for about 3 minutes because I wasn't they couldn't get the tub off me and I was unable to breathe. Um, I don't remember any of it and that's my story.

Sean. Here's some ideas for uh well at least an idea for a costume. How about Donald pardon man. A blonde wig or quaffed out with 2 big old teas, man. It's perfect. Love to see it man. Later guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hey, Sean. Is this trucker? I want to listen to episode Secret show. 92. But it won't let me. Can you fix this, please?

Hi, guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So you're talking about life hacks. Um, I got 1 for you. If you ever get into a car accident or slip of War, you should call more just call more.com, that's where you should go. Um, and when I say that, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about that guy. I just want to make that clear because this guy is pretty litigious. Thanks bye.

Sub junkies sub MO. Uh, question flock cameras claim that they only take a photo of your license plate, but if that were true, they would operate like the toll plazas that are in every toll road on Central Florida with that notable flash flock. On the other hand records video and uh, 404 media uh, worked for the hacker that exposed that they take a very detailed uh, description of every vehicle that passes by A Flock camera. Uh, for an example, you would have a Unit number 1, 2 3 4 5 6, uh license plate, are you for a69? Uh Infiniti Q45 lowered smoke coming out of the exhaust, bumper sticker reads, 4 doors, more whores. Um, With enough cameras. They can track your. Movements. How is that? Not a violation of the Fourth Amendment uh, via Jones versus us?

My life, hack more for breakfast. Instead of ordering a McGriddle. Order, a big breakfast, cut the sausage and egg, and threes. Now, you got 3 of them.