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“MOVE MOJITO!” Crazy Boomers man…
so the uh, the move mojito lady, um, You know. I don't know, it's just a commonality. I've been seeing recently where like With the ebike stuff. And, you know, this thing with this girl in South in South, Miami that happened. Just do Boomers. Think they can just like take people's stuff like I don't get why they're always thinking like oh, that kid's running an ebike, I'm going to go, push them off and take it or oh this person's recording me. I'm going to take their phone. Like I I just don't understand like Where where that level of entitlement comes from, it is crazy, and it just, it seems to happen more and more with Boomers and like, older people, I don't know. It's crazy to me.

made a custom magnet plate for my motorbike


They were on my front door. Got complaints

This is my Show Us Your Blank (magnet)

Wife calling me by full name
Going back to the whole. Wife calling you by your actual name thing. If my wife calls me by my actual name, she is mad about something, especially if it's my Full name, instead of my nickname. Also, ironically, if a bartender calls me hun. Her babe. Then she gets mad about it. Makes no sense.

Not a rate your blank, but sitting down for some work lunch.....

Let’s go old bat!
Junkies what's going on? OMG these clips. You guys keep playing of these old people thinking they're so entitled boy. I'm like that Key and Peele meme where he's the anger, uh, consult for the president. He's jumping. Oh, I'm ready. Oh, I'm so ready. Like, dude, let somebody come up to me. I promise you, I'll be on the radio. You guys will be talking about me.

One of my magnets in the wild

It's an older one, but TNJ does the Bahamas