I'm getting strong Kip from Napoleon Dynamite vibes from the angry dude. In the parking lot. Well, was tempting as I could probably take all 3 of them. But I'm tied up right now. Chatting with hot chicks on the internet.

News youngest don't get me. Started about the Rocket Fuel and those manatees man. The manatees they're the ones out there eating all the seagrass in the Indian River Lagoon and then Rockets. They're blasting off every every now and then you look up and they're up in the sky. It's like every 2 days and they're just a killing the crabs. Heck I must have ran probably 200 crab traps a day and only got about 20 pounds. That's right, we're absolutely railing them on Rocket Fuel. Thanks.

Oh man, Black Friday dead. Never thought I see the day back in the day. I was working security at a mall during Black Friday and a testament to how crazy he used to get a lady in a wheelchair. Came up to like a, a watch store. she was led to the front and once they opened the doors at midnight, she stood up through the chair, back to the people other than line screamed at some miracle and ran into the store. It Black Friday used to be crazy.

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Well, it makes sense that in other countries, it's called Zoo tropolis because in the same country, Superman lives in the city. Um, Mtopia.

Hey news. Junkies. This is evil eye. My favorite fail from a news reporter. Was after a tornado and uh Wolf Blitzer was talking to this Girl, Rebecca Vitz, whose house was destroyed in the tornado. And then he asks her how much she thinks God that her and her child were saved and Rebecca goes. Actually, I'm an atheist. That was the funniest moment ever on TV and it's still online. Her name was Rebecca Vitz.