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Damn the videos shawn!
You bring up a good point. Sean concert video isn't worth the data storage that it takes up on your damn device. And it's not just concert videos from artists, it could be concert videos of Dare you say it family members. Um, it could be Fourth of July videos. It could be present, unwrapping. This is all kinds of things that we record as if its 150 freaking percent necessary. But how often do we use those as a point of reference, or even a historical significance? We we keep it. It's taking up the damn memory. But I might watch those videos once every 10 years. I still got them though, so

Late to the party with the “Rate My” photo… just got my Starry Night. Representing up at 36,000 feet. Wiggles/Pops

TTS Dispatch 🤖
So my daughter is in school for the daily show but she listens to SS with me on my account. She's never heard the back on a plane song in its entirety. She is missing sooooo much of your show and I can't even Google the song to let her hear it. She has all of the magnets and stickers and I have to try to sing /explain them for/to her.

Rate my near death experience
Happy Friday, guys. Uh, my near-death experience happened when I was 20 years old. Um my roommate. And I at the time, took his parents' Mercedes without their knowledge up to South Carolina to go visit a buddy. Uh we were driving back in the middle of the night. I was driving the car doing about 90 miles an hour on the highway when a huge Deer, uh, came running out from the median. Um, I end up swerving over 3 Lanes, kind of went off the side of the road and still ended up clipping the deer. Um, it rolled down the front driver, side of the car. Hit a little portion of the windshield and rolled down the whole rest of the car. Um, I kind of skidded and swerved to a stop. I was most terrifying thing in my life, but if I was 1 foot over to the left, um, you know, in the car, we would have taken out the legs of the deer and that would have gone straight through the windshield and that would have been cooked for us. So, watch out for deer. Uh, have a good 1, guys. Peace.

My brother and his friends swarmed at gun point with no explanation
Hi, this is John here. I'll try to make this quick about 12 years ago. My brother used probably 24 25 at the time was driving through Eustice with 3 of his buddies in a green Chevy Cavalier, they got, they pulled over at the 711 to get gas in Eustace and we're like almost immediately sworn by probably 8 or 9. Sheriff deputies, 5 or 6 uses PD. I mean the whole parking lot was filled. They pulled guns on them. Put them in handcuffs went through their car checked, all their IDs and stuff and then, basically, same thing said up, you're good to go. We're just conducting an investigation that left and then like a couple days later, we found out that they were investigating 3 or 4 white boys, in a green Cavalier that shot up some place in Eustace. And we're heading towards Mount Dora. They saw them and just followed them to the gas station, swarm them and did all that. But never said anything just said, okay, you're good. Have a nice day and left. So, so I don't know, it's pretty crazy wiggle wiggle, and all the

Definitely not on the cops side
If a police officer is investigating something, if they have a call, if they have suspicions, none of those are RAS, a reasonable articulable, spec suspicion that you are in the middle of have, or are about to commit a crime. If you haven't done any of those, they can ask you questions. They can ask your name, they can ask to see your ID, they can ask to see your car. You do not have to answer any questions. You do not have to forfeit your fourth amendment to them, just because they're investigating something, they have to be able to articulate to a judge that they have witnessed either that you are have or about to commit a crime. But she did the right thing by remaining calm being polite because they can't they can't turn that into something else, but never forfeit your rights to a cop ever.

Lansing MI
Hey, junkies, I had to say something because for all the news that you talk about and cover everywhere, you finally said something my neck of the woods, I live in Lansing. Michigan. And, um, I've only heard a blurb or 2 about this, because Uh, I just don't pay attention to the news to be quite honest. I think most of it from Real Radio. But anyway, um yeah, apparently, uh, 1 of these people that was killed, um, a roommate of mine had an interaction with and, uh, like, where everything's happening is on a river trail. I think around night time and every single 1 of these seems to have some kind of, you know, similarity and they've all happened. Fairly close to 1 another. Um, you know the the guy that I even had a run in with the same dude he would walk up and down our street uh with a knife and bat sometimes I don't know if we got a Dexter situation going on. But I mean, the guy guy that I knew he wasn't a good dude. But anyway Yeah, Lansing made it to the News Junkie. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Isaias pronunciation
Here's my take on the esaias Isaiah's name. My name's Brian. If I were to go to say France and they called me Bon, I wouldn't bat an eye. I would just accept. That's the way that they pronounce my name there. And it's just a matter of different countries, and cultures, and languages pronounced. Same things, a different way. If you want to say, Isaiah, go for it.

My cities name. Not lying i swear on everything
My city name and I live in is just uh Incorporated area of Webster. It's called Chrome akuchi. I'm not lying. Look it up.

Cliff notes
So I'm with y'all, I'm team Dad giving the specifics but that being said, Sean, my question is when you say it's safer than driving down the road with your family, do you think that's mainly? Because of the data pool differential, you know what I mean? Like there's just that many more people who drive or in that situation. So accidents, end up happening versus the amount of people who are Cliff hanging. Because I really feel like if we surveyed everyone at the live event here in a couple weeks, the the 98% would be like yeah no bro, I feel safer going you know 65 and a 50 then hanging off the side of the cliff. See you.