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Don't use search sites
So complacency is the enemy of progress. That means any of your bills that you have that you're just oh I'm cool with this. I'm good paying this? I love this company. Is something that you need to shop annually. Auto insurance cell, phone cable, internet, whatever it is. You should shop that annually. That being said, um, when it comes to auto insurance, don't use 1 of those search sites, Sean. All they do is take your data and basically sell it off to all these other companies, go directly to the handful of big companies in Florida. Go to your State Farm, go to your Geico, your Progressive, your Liberty. Mutual, you're all state, right? Go to their sites directly. Do not use the search sites. Anybody

Mt Dew volcano embarrassment
All right, here's my embarrassing story. A few years ago, I was working for FedEx, extremely hot outside, obviously, he was my first Saturday working alone. Those trucks don't have air conditioning. So I pushed myself and pushed myself built up a big thirst. So as soon as I got done with 1 of my stops, I went to the next store that I could go to, to get something to drink. I went inside started looking at the fountain drinks. So, I'm Mountain Dew, hadn't had a Mountain Dew in years. So I got the largest 1, I could get got out to my truck, chug that thing down, I'm cruising down the road, get stopped at a red light, all of a sudden, I feel this gurgling in my stomach and then just like a rainbow of yellow, neon shoots out of my mouth outside the door. And as I lift my head up, I look to the car next to me that has A pretty good vision of me directly on and they're just looking at me, mortified, and horrified of what just happened in front of them. That's all pretty bad.

Rate my embarrassing story: Jeremy Biddle edition
What is up news junkies? Hey guys. Uh so the most embarrassing thing I really can't think of the first thing that came to my head. Uh thinking of something embarrassing was maybe a couple of years ago, 1 of my Army buddies, sent me a link and it was my name, spelled exactly. The way that I spell it with a news article in South Florida with a wedding. So if you Google my name and wedding, it is the most redneck hillbilly. 3 teeth in the entire party. Wedding. And oh my God, it's worth the Google. That's all I got guys. Deuces.

I kinda had a bad vibe off this guy. Now he's arrested.
So, a couple months back, I go to jury duty and at the end of the whole Spiel in the video, they put you in the waiting room. There's a gentleman comes in with slick back hair and he felt like a used car salesman politician. Real just a real slimy feel. And I me and the woman who was sitting next to me agreed, this guy, we needed a shower after listening to him and lo and behold. He was arrested, Michael Caruso for child molestation. Uh I guess our instincts were too old.

Pizza in the school?????
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the election, whatever happened to, what was his name? Antonio pizza, man, I really hope there's Pizza in the schools. See you. Bye.

I stopped wearing a cup.
See you later was talking about wearing a cup for sports. I played sports for years. You were supposed to wear 1 in high school. Um, for football and baseball, but the minute I got on the football field and the after the umpires checked, that's the referees checked us. We would take that cup out because it is almost impossible to run with it hurts. It rubs. Um basically just have something up there for support, just to hold your junk in place, so it doesn't wobble around. But yeah, I stopped wearing a cup in high school so there you go.

Embarrassed amongst cheerleaders
So back in my college age, party years, I didn't take great care of my health, right? And 1. I'd have to party in real hard with my buddies. Uh, we're at Wendy's the next day, probably 11 12:00 and we're in line with about 20 hot college cheerleaders because it's College cheer Week in Daytona Beach. And, um, I ended up having a diabetic attack in line flopping around like a fish on the ground. My buddies had to, like, hold me up in line while paramedics were called and they're grabbing me orange juice and stuff from, you know, uh, Wendy's and, uh, you know, trying to just hold me up Weekend at Bernie's style and keep me as least, embarrassed as possible around all these hotties and, uh, I appreciate their efforts, but the damage had been done. But I survived, so that's cool. So

Homeschooling
I totally advocate for anybody that wants to homeschool their children. I mean, I have a child in fifth grade and in second grade and some people just do not parent their children. Well, they just send them to school and expect the school to parent them. These kids are cursing fighting their wild. I mean, it's no wonder teachers are constantly quitting. It's insane and they don't get paid enough for what they have to go through.

Embarrassing story
Hey guys, Craig from Colorado here. Many years ago, I was grilling um having a little celebration for my kid. Um and while I was grilling and all and I was passing out the hamburgers and hot dogs to, you know, people were coming up because I told them to come and get it. Um the mother of 1 came up and and she didn't say anything. She just had her played out. I said, oh let me go and give you 2 there especially if you got a fee for that little 1. Because I thought she was pregnant when in fact she wasn't and so I uh had to retract and apologize profusely and that was very embarrassing. Anyways, never talked to her since have a great day.

An embarrassing moment for concrete. Mike
What's going on News? Junkie crew, man. No, no concrete mic doesn't have too many embarrassing moments but We were out at Weeki watch your River about a month and a half ago and bunch of kids were jumping out of a tree. Couple miles up the river. And I decided I was going to climb up and jump out of it, too. And I've done it before. No big deal. But these kids are doing back flips, and stuff. And uh, I went up there and Said, are you going to do a back flip and I said, yep. And they're like no way old man. And I tried to backflip, and it turned into a back flop. To flip, part never happened. Kids are all laughing at me and everything. Call me old man, say just stay in the water, don't climb the trees feet at the