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I was inspired to stop at the Burger King on way home after hearing all the whopper talk. Here’s my WHOPPER JR fresh out the drive thru line!

Pets , kids and old people !
good Afternoon News, junkies, uh, listen in regards to your uh Children versus pets. Uh, comparison with the apartment rentals, you got to include old people too. Um, I own several, I did at 1.0 and several houses in a retirement community. And uh I would it was I was forced to run out to older people and I could tell you that they bump into things, they bang things around. They put colored coded stickers on the receptacles, and the wall switches and, uh, They are not the best people to have as well. So, uh, Yeah, you can include them in the categories. I hope you're well.

New wopper
Hey, what's up, junkies we got the new Whopper the other day. Same thing. It's basically like somebody just said, you know, come on, man. Um, and they do the little half paper wrap, and put it in like, a quarter pounder box. So it's not just a big sloppy mess, but Tastes the same. It was the best Whopper I've had. But, you know, you still feel like a dirt bag after eating it.

McMullet + filet of fish
If I get a filet of fish with a MC mullet, do I get a full piece of cheese instead of the half?


Fun fact about the movie Independence Day
Happy day News, Junkie crew, fun fact about the movie Independence Day that crazy scientist at Area. 51 was the same guy in the Star Trek series. That played the Android data.

Give the steaks to the troops. Not reporters.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just got to chime in real quick about the steak and lobster dinners 2600 of them. Oh my goodness gracious and then we're complaining about giving some steaks and lobsters to our infantry men our troops that are serving protecting this country overseas that seems to be a big deal. I just don't get it don't make sense to me simplify Sean.

Places you shouldn't have seen
Good afternoon. Junkies talking about places, uh, you probably shouldn't have been Well, when I was younger doing construction, we worked uh, down at Crystal, Rivers nuclear power plant. And when I say, strict security, I mean, we had armed guards with AR-15s that followed us within feet of everywhere we went. But uh, our guard was pretty cool. He said, hey you guys want to see something? You don't normally see well, this reactor had been under construction for a while because the exterior was cracking and breaking. So we took us over to a massive hole inside the nuclear reactor and he's like, hey look, you can see inside, there's the nuclear reactor, there's where the cores go in, pretty crazy. As he's got his little Geiger counter around his neck and me, and my buddy are looking at us. Like, are we going to turn green later today? Like, should we even be here? And he goes, no, my Geiger counter is not going off. We're completely safe right here on this side of the wall. But if you go inside the big hole, oh buddy, you better not go in there. You might not make it out pretty wild. Pretty cool thing to see and Crazy experience with the uh armed guards, pointing guns at you all the time wild anyway, wiggle pop, pop, pop.

Grandfather playing lottery
Hey guys, you guys are talking about uh the lottery um and whether it's a waste of money or not, um, I will say my grandfather played the lottery every day of his life since he could. And he was to the point where he would even save all of his scratch off tickets. All the lottery tickets, he'd put them in several shoe boxes. And then at the beginning of the year for taxes, he would write off all of his losses and Lottery. Somehow he was able to do that with all that stuff. um, I would still say it's a waste of money because even after all the time and money and uh effort he put into Trying to win. He may be 1 in total $50,000 over the course of his entire time playing the lottery. But anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.


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