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The rest of what happened
I don't remember where it was but it was some open field. Somewhere. Um, and after that happened, about 10 minutes later, the maintenance crew came by seawind it off and put up signs. I just went to the stands, ate my hamburger drank, my beer, and then finished watching the show.

Embarassing moment
Okay. So I was in Target 1 evening. It was pretty crowded at the time walked around. Did some shopping for about 45 minutes or so? As I was walking out to my car, A guy ran up to me from behind and he tapped me on the shoulder. Of course, the scared the hell out of me and he says, ma'am, I'm not sure if you realize but you have a huge hole in your pants, my pants were split all the way from the top of the jeans to the bottom of the butt cheeks. I'd been in the store like that this whole time bending over reaching for things going through the checkout. Yeah, fun times. Bye.

My most embarrassing moment
Good Morning News Junkie. Here is my most embarrassing moment. I was working as a cashier. Way back in the day before debit cards. and I was very hung over and I kept seeing all this food slide by and when the cash drawer popped open, I threw up in it. And they would not, let me go home. They made me wash and dry the money. I was mortified. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Embarrassing story
Hey guys. Uh, so for my embarrassing story. Uh, for my senior prom, I went with a friend, I was not dating at the time, uh, in a big group of us, went out to a Habachi place, um, like a, a really nice ibachi place. And, uh, at the end of it, uh, I went to give them my card and, um, the the waiter came back and said the card was declined. Um, turns out that I had some overdraft fees on my card. Um, and I did that thing where you play it. before I realized that I had no money and uh yeah my prom date had To pay for it. Um, and I did not get uh lucky that night. Let's just say that. Okay. Bye guys.

Rate my embarrassment
So I don't remember because I was like 2 or 3 years old. However, the story has been told to me many times where my family, uh, took us all out to a super fancy meal at, uh, Red Lobster. Which for back then was really fancy for my family and uh, my dad had to excuse himself to the bathroom to where when I saw him coming out. A little 2-year-old me stood up and yelled. Daddy you go up poopo. and um, Yeah, it took my dad a while to get back to the table because everybody was clapping. So not exactly my embarrassing story but you know it's a story.

embarrassing kingdom castle stairs.
Hello, news. Junkies my embarrassing story. The first year, of the big castle light show at the Magic Kingdom. I was part of the crew that was, uh, involved with that show and the first night, we're getting ready to turn on the lights. And, uh, I had come down the stairs that were on the uh, Castle itself and missed a step. It was dark and I fell down 4 or 5 stairs flat on my face in front of oh only about 25,000 people. Fortunately only the ones on the front I think could see me. Uh, yeah. And was a little agitated that I didn't even get a viral video out of it.

Accidental ladies room poop.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick. This 1 time I used to work at Rollins College and I was in the gymnasium and I had to go to the bathroom and they were doing some work. They had taken the signs off the bathroom, the the bathroom doors, the locker room doors, I thought, I knew where I was going, I went in the wrong door, I'm in the middle of my business, stinking up the joint and like the entire women's volleyball. Team. Come walking in somehow someway. They just walked right past me. I acted like nothing was happening. They couldn't see who was in that stall. And as soon as the coast was clear, I made a break for it and didn't get caught. I washed my hands later. The embarrassing.

My most embarrassing is. I got pants in school.
Hello, junkies simply Jeremy here. Well, my most embarrassing story is I think I was in ninth grade before school standing out there. All the people around staying with a group of people and this girl walks up behind me and pants is me that's sweatpants on Underwear and all. Yep, my shirt was not that long and it was embarrassing but um yeah that's my most embarrassing story later.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
So I’m at Kobe with 2 people and 8 other strangers.The chef starts doing his thing, tossing shrimp around, flipping knives, making volcanoes out of onions. Then comes the FIRE EXPLOSION. And without even thinking, I immediately blurt out: “Damn, that was like Hiroshima.” Silence. [Crickets] The chef stops. My friend stop. The strangers stop. I swear even the little onion volcano looked uncomfortable. I’m thinking, “Oh no… I have made a terrible mistake.”

Rate my...
Hey, junkies. So I was about 10. I guess we were at a pet store and I picked up a dog treat and started smelling it and my family starts laughing. And I don't know why, but I just started Hamming it along and rubbing it all over my face and all that good stuff. And come to find out later that it was a bully stick. That they were, that's why they were laughing at me. So fun have a great day Junkies.