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Cold shower when my wife gave me the boot
Finnin here. What up News Junkie? I remember a time I got kicked out of the house for reasons. We don't need to get into but I was homeless, and I was looking for a hot shower, on a cold January night and I was behind this Museum place and I saw this little shower but it was enclosed. So I stood up on this empty, recycle bin and reached over and got it, and it was on the hose. And I got the hot water turned on. And there, I am Buck Naked to shower and away. It's about 2:00 in the morning and all the sudden the spotlight's, come on, there I am. Like I said, Buck Naked steam coming off me security. Guards on me talk about an embarrassing moment but they were cool and uh I was able to split. Thanks guys. Have a good 1.

My actual embarrassing story 🤦
What's up junkies? I don't know if this is embarrassing or more sad, depends on how you look at it. Um, me and my wife had been going through the process of IVF, uh, for our daughters. And I want to start this off. I love my daughter's couldn't imagine a day without them, but anyways, we're in there for the first ultrasound to see, you know, what's going on? And they scoped over, uh, 1 girl, and they were like, oh, look there, there it is. And then he's uh the doctor's further going over all the other spots and he goes, oh there's number 2. And uh, my jaw dropped, I turned white. My wife was semi excited, but scared and the doctor looked over at me. I was white out of my body couldn't. I had nothing and it goes. Yeah, you you guys are excited. That's awesome to see. I didn't know how to react at all.

Embarrassing gig story
So with me a gig story, what else would it be? Setting up? I tore the back of my pants from top of my butt down to my crotch, I hung a towel over the back. Now, very small stage so the drummer thought it'd be hilarious to surreptitiously poke me in the ass crack with a drumstick periodically while I was trying to perform. So you got I don't need a whole lots of money. I don't need a big fine car. This went on for an hour until my poor father had to drive me down a spare pair of pants to the gig. Oh

Brevard Sheriff of the Year
so, the sheriff that you're referring to, has, uh, got another, uh, altercation with the The um, with his bosses because he tried to cut his mustache. Look like Hitler, Um looked that 1 up. Um otherwise uh he actually quit before he was fired. So Well, let's see what happens for his future. Well, you guys

They got me!
So, what you speak of with the police, Sean is something that's gone on since police existed, right? Um, I know growing up, I had friends, who would drive home drunk, who were police and they would basically say, oh, don't worry about it. I don't get pulled over. And if I do, they won't arrest me. And they were right, and I knew police that did other things, that they got away with that. None of us had a chance in hell of getting away. With that being said, how you impacted is, you hold them accountable. You limit the resources and funding and political connections that enable them to get away with all this stuff now and what that all boils down to is something called the defunding the police. It sounds like this big scary word but in actuality defunding them is a quarter mile. Turn left onto International Speedway Boulevard. Damn you GPS. That's the police. They got me, dog. They interfered with it.

Hayden's latest horror film
Yo yo what up junks? Just checking in Thunder go. Hey uh that actor. Hiding. I had mentioned a couple shows ago that Cain watched her latest movie. She also has a horror movie. She came out this year I think she had filmed and came out of January but y'all should check it out. Let me know what y'all think. I kind of liked it. I haven't finished it yet but Just letting you know, he was a good work guys. Peace.

Fire Department at Kid's Birthday
Hey Sean. Retired firefighter here. jeez, I wish people with Swiss cheese for brains would not come in on things, they know nothing about It's absolutely not a risk to Public Safety for that department to be doing that for that little boy's birthday party. We used to do that all the time. First of all, the truck is always in service. It's always in its Zone and it takes like 30 seconds to get a kid out of fire engine, if they drop a call. These are the same kind of people that you used to bitch at us for going to the grocery store. Uh while on duty as if working a 24-hour shift, we didn't need food. They used to say things like oh my taxes pay for you to be at the grocery store and my standard response would always be no sir your taxes pay for our dinner to be interrupted. Have a nice day. Jeez. All right. Wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Fire truck kid
About the kid in the fire truck. I mean, yeah. It was a little over the top with the mom did. But maybe she just planted a seed for this kid, and that's going to be his future. You got to get some kind of positivity out there. You can't just be negative about everything out there. People will pop up.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I'm an electrician, I was in a customer's house, a very religious family, I could tell by all the crosses and stuff. They wanted custum light fixtures, I said, "let's look some up." I pulled out my phone, hit the Google button and, porn, mid video, volume up. I'm not a volume up guy! How did that happen? I could not get it to stop for what seemed like forever! I stayed eyes locked on the phone, finally got it to stop. Looked up some lights and said, "how about these?" They didn't hire me.

Flock data
Hey John, what's happening? It's probably loud because I'm on I4. My bad. Um Hey, I'm against the flock cameras for the most part but I think they would get a better. App if there was a better job about talking, um, to the public about the good that they're doing. I mean, if these police departments were out there, sharing numbers on numbers of the bad guys that they're catching. Then I think people might be like, all right. Yeah you're actually looking at at at stats for why they're good. I mean, yeah, you're always going to have the, you know, Not great cops who are using them for other purposes. But if the good outweigh the bad, then I think more people would come around to them, but I'm not hearing any numbers about. The real bad guys that they're catching or the crimes that they're stopping, I'm sure it's happening. But they need to do a better job promoting it, and there probably needs to be a lot more of that. um, to make it worth, what you're giving up in your um, Freedom. So anyways, see