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Good afternoon, Daniel, Jean, Selen, and my lovely shabrina, Sean. 8 years ago, I got pulled over by a cops because of my license plate was Sucked. And I did ask them. Why they stopping me for that. They said that this is the, the exact thing that they told me is, oh, we use this as an excuse to stop any vehicle that we are under suspicion of, you know, might be drugs or alcohol. And that's 1 of the excuses that we can use to pull them over. And so he did give me a ticket and then I took my phone out and I went to the bank and try to do a video to put it on Facebook. He didn't like this. He said, no, no, no, no, you shouldn't be doing this any tear up the ticket. But from that point on, I took everything that I have to do any little design of the plate because I didn't want to be get pulled over again. Measures have been brought to you by a Samsung user at Samsung, we know the rules.

Hey there. I recently, sailed with Royal Caribbean and I ordered the deluxe beverage package, unlike other cruise lines like Carnival. Royal Caribbean does not have a 15 alcoholic drink limit per day. But what's interesting is on your folio, it will show you how many drinks you ordered each day from bars lounges. The dining rooms, it will show up as zero dollars and zero cents. But it doesn't itemize out how many were alcoholic beverages and non-alcoholic beverages. So it doesn't show what you ordered so I could have ordered 33 drinks in a day but it could have been cocktails and also bottles of water and coffee and and sodas. So very interesting. It sounds like this person definitely indulge a little too much in the beverage package and probably something else but that's on him and the people that he's traveling with they'll agree to the terms and conditions of sailing and it's not the responsibility of the cruise line to take care of the passenger. So people like this, I need to stop ruining it for everybody else. That's it. Have a great day.

Hey Sean, the problem with the 15 drinks a day. Technically unlimited but it's generally 15 drinks a day. People take that as a challenge. So day 1 they try and get their 15 drinks Day 2. They try and get their 15 drinks. Most of the time people are can find that their cabin by day 3. And then maybe day 4, they start acting like a responsible adult, but some people don't. So this is what you get, 15 drinks a day is a lot of drinks.

Hey junkies. Um, I heard you guys talking about vasectomies and I just wanted to say 1 Thing. Once you get it done, get a jock strap and in the slot where you're supposed to put the cup, put a bag of ice. It'll stay right on there. I've I've I've gone through this uh, twice actually and it only takes this the actual operation only takes maybe 10 minutes, you'll do fine.

Hey news junkies. So I I had a BCT me about 5 years ago. I'm 42. Um, I went to the guy on the with the Billboards, all down the highway. It was great. It was easy. Simple, dude. Put down his coffee. Did the thing I was I think it was 17 minutes total. Very painless, I would do it yearly if I had to and yes, you can, uh, number 3, afterwards. And it's fine. Maybe a little bloody. Keep up the work, guys.

What's up C Lane? Yo, the vasectomy is easy. Um, I went home and wanked it and curiosity got the best of me I guess. But besides that, get yourself some Whitey tidies man. Because if they're flopping around, it's no bueno.

Saline. Good luck with the big old snit, brother. It's the best damn thing you're ever going to do in your life. Let me tell you. It sucks for like 15 minutes. That's about it. You'll find the rest of the day, you're a little sore, the next morning, just make sure you don't pick your kid up for a day or 2. That's about it. Once you get that all clear and you know for a fact you're shooting blanks Brother, you don't even know. Best love making of your life. My wife's into it too. My vasectomy, not yours. Your wife will be in your Zone I promise.