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How i plump it
On my Plumbing is blood.

10:00 a.m. hookers are like Monday midday strippers
What's going on News? Junkie crew, man. How horny was that guy to pick up a hooker at 10:00 in the morning? now, I have, uh, Allegedly may or may not have a partake in the activities of a, a female companionship. That was normally a night time when we were having a house party and we wanted a girl, we could run a train on though, at 10:00 in the morning, man, get your life together, buddy.

Prostitution
What's up news, junkies? I might be in the minority here, but I think that prostitution should be legal throughout the whole country and not just specific areas. I mean, my body my choice, right? It's 2 Consultants.

Body cam footage
Really strange how the police can get out of body cam, footage and minutes for the billionaire and The Prostitute, but they can't get body. Cam out of them beating the crap out of somebody.

just 100%'d Fritz on the Street
Hey everybody happy today or like excellent today? Uh, I know there's there's no way to Prove or quantify this. But I just 100% Fritz on the street, got all the answers, right? And I called all of the responses like the the count, I I thought it was cool. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Let's rename, iHeartRadio.
So since the president seems he can rename bodies of water. States and countries. I am renaming iHeart Radio. News Junkie in the afternoon. Combustors in the morning.com Done is all we need.

Chris Hansen movie
So, I did see a preview of that Chris Hansen movie. Uh, I want to see the ghost concert film last night and they played a preview of it. Robert Patton plays Chris Hansen. Um, it does somewhat look over the top. Dramatic about a show, uh, about, uh, catching Predators. It just, you know, some of it seems like it's over the top but could be interesting. But maybe I'd wait for streaming.

useful skill/talent(?)
Hey everybody Abbey today. So I don't know if it qualifies as a talent necessarily but I have the ability to sleep comfortably uh standing upright. I I don't really have video proof of it, but you ask any of my friends? They've seen it happen. Uh, lock your knees. Cross Your Arms. And it's it's nighty, night time. Very useful for uh, crowded places and sleeping at airports. Although it is kind of scary when you don't know what's going on. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

My wife and tiktok the husband did it
What's going on junkies? Yeah, unfortunately my wife is 1 of these that gets a lot of information off a tick tock. So I've been hearing about oh it's the husband's fault, he set her up, he did all this and unfortunately all the information she's getting none of. It is actually viable. It's just people on Tik Tok making stuff up because I guess they don't want to believe that a woman can kill 3 of her kids, not really sure but it's been an interesting conversation with a significant other to say the least anyways. Have a good day guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Singing to Dolly
Yo. Vin Diesel singing in memory of Dolly. Parton was giving me like the Marilyn Monroe singing to JFK Vibes. It's like all right. P2 Dolly, rip to Dolly. Rest in peace, Dolly, Parton or should I say deep Parton? Rip to Dolly. Out.