Hey guys, this is my story for rate. My blank the time I almost died. I'm not going to give you all the fluff, but we were cutting zoos on a bandsaw, which is a wet Band Saw. And at the time, I didn't realize that it had been turning the water into a Mist with the toxic Pali toxins and Basically, by the end of the day, I had realized I was poisoned and to the point where I almost had to go to the hospital and I was throwing up and could not keep any liquids in me and I was basically running a 104 fever. Till the next day. And then I woke up. And I was fine. Luckily.

Hey, what up guys? Hey uh Sean C Lane, I don't know if you remember Big Show. He used to uh leave dispatches I think he still checks in now and again. But uh he lives in Maryland. He's coming down this weekend for my birthday and uh I have to pass him some magnets and make this a team effort to get him over to herbs for you. Uh we'll see if we can make this happen and get you some photos wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Yoki CHS. I just had to check in real quick with my submission for rape, my blank. Um I can't I'm not going to fully do this story Justice. I don't really have a ton of details. Um, mine's more of a remember win. Um, and it's again it's not my first hand experience story but uh the last dispatch you played about the guy who almost got killed by a garbage truck. Had me remembering, uh, you guys remember the time that 1 Guy survived a garbage truck attack? Yeah, his name was right sides guy. Is that guy dead? I think rest in peace, if you are. If not I'm sorry to have killed you early sir. Um yeah, that was those were good old days guys. Tip your member berries.

What's up? Donkeys. Sean, you're right on Jack Black thing, and the, uh, defund, the police thing. Um, it's typically rich people that want to defund the police, but it doesn't affect them because they typically have their own security companies or they have the police that will directly come to them, because they are rich and the police will instantly go to those communities versus that might minority communities, which are typically your poorer communities. And, yes, I know there are poor white communities. Just I understand that, but typically the people that are affected by defund, the police are the people in minority communities. It's not these rich affluent neighborhoods. So do you find the police? It doesn't hurt. Rich. And that's why they don't care, that's why they say defund them. Wiggle, Wiggles Black Power.

Hey guys, my name is experience, uh, long story. Short worked outside the mulch bed. I had a. When is an anaphylactic shock from something that bit me. On the way to the hospital, I couldn't breathe. I asked the paramedics to dial my wife. Um, told her I loved her. And that's the last thing. I remember. Saying to her. She said the phone. Never shut off. You can hear them saying. Oh my God, we're losing him. They're getting ready to do a trade. Uh, another shot of Epic open up my throat. A little bit, I started to breathe, but as I was going out, I can almost like, I was driving in the back of the ambulance, looking out the back. And I could almost see through Vehicles. Everything was fading scariest moment in my life that I never want to go through it again.

Okay. So I realized that uh, this dispatch was taken too damn long so I'm going to shorten it up and say that my son should be in the running for near-death experience. Um, he just got back uh, on Wednesday of last week from spending almost 8 months over in uh the Middle East and survived 3 separate really close call missile attacks, 1 of which he was um, definitely injured and is now uh, disabled and we'll say and uh, so uh, he survived all that after surviving a head-on collision in the mountains of West Virginia with a semi-truck and a another Uh, rear end accident where we were. hit by a drunk driver, traveling about 70 miles an hour and we were standing still so, I believe in my family, he takes the cake of the near-death.

So I agree and disagree with Courtney, I agree that Kylie Jenner is more popular. As far as social media goes for sure. Um, I believe that, um, Jack Black is far more recognizable, you get a million people together, you know, the majority of them will definitely know who Jack Black is, and then it'll take, you know, it'll take a good clip for them to kind of register who the hell Kylie Jenner is. But, you know, the bigger question is, who is a bigger dickhead when it comes to us? Normal porros. And I believe that it would be Kylie Jenner because that's probably the true reason why she rents out a movie theater is just because she can, and she does so that she doesn't have to sit in a movie theater with stinky old porros. Um and uh yeah I'm going to send another 1 of these describing my son and all of his near-death experiences.

Hey guys, this is your old friend, Rick. um, You guys some of y'all might know about this but uh my near-death is experience back in 2020 and my Lincoln, I got a head-on crash at 60 MPH. And um, there's higher came off the car. I went through my windshield. Right by my head, scraping my arm. I have a nasty scar in my arm. And uh it hit my a-pillar basically on the car frame and then bounced back out of 100 ft. The other 2 people died and um, I broke my knee in half. But uh, yeah, that was a close 1. Drive safe out there, guys.