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God damn it, Wasson! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Wasson.

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They're moving in herds... They do move in herds

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Hello Shawn, Clane, and America. It is I, the great Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell. AKA Mitch wont Glitch. AKA Mitch the Immortal. Just saying I am alive and well. Great work on the show. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

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What's up???? I'm a Real Radio DJ! I have five divorces and I wear a hockey jersey everyday!

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Shawn Christopher. You owe me 50 pushups now! Only good thing to ever come out of the News Junkie is steers and.

My dispatch for you Shawn
it's not that we don't want to send in dispatches, Or if we care about our voice. Ever since you started seeing the commentary of what's in the dispatch. Stop playing as many dispatches. Um, that we send in. The dispatch was more. uh, fun if you didn't know what was coming, you know, I mean, I don't know.

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hey big boy flirty girl here also i've never seen Jurassic Park.

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Hey, How ya doin. I need some absolution. The fam told me i had to cap the other head of the family in queens. that is the only way to make some cheddar. capisce

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Radio DJ is live. This is a quick TTS test for The News Junkie.

Quick update!
Happy Saturday everybody. Uh, getting all geared up for a big week of shows. Next week, update your app. If you are an Android User, if you're an Android User, a lot of big fixes just went through in an app that would app update that was pushed out for all Android devices. So, get that update and let me know if anything goes wrong. As always, you can email me, tips tips at the newzjunky. Calm have a great weekend and we'll see you on Monday.