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My horrible office that gives my coworkers anxiety

Found this little mess upon inspecting water damage caused by fire suppression system durning a recent fire. Look closely.

BigDigits knows how dirty my car is 😂

C-Lane should've went home
Oh man, see Lane sorry to hear about your whole debacle. I had something similar happen to me. Uh, I was checking for rats and I lifted up a uh, ceiling tile and basically got rained on by maggots. And I basically said it was on a Friday. I was like, you know what? That's it. That's the end of my day. So I went home






Alien
Hey junkies, it's alien. Also known as John. Hey, I just want to apologize for that retarded phone call the other night during The Secret show. Oh God, I don't know what I was thinking. I asked Josh if you was married with Children, I had a few drinks. Plus I was screwed up by the delay anyway. You guys rock. Great show as usual fun. um, but what I really wanted to say before you cut me off was happy Birthday Josh Rock on.