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Would you be okay with that?
All right, I just got 1 question for all the women who think that the husband did it and Lindsay Clancy, Didn't Do It. Um, would you be okay to hire Lindsay Clancy as your babysitter to watch your kids? Now, just think about that. I'm pretty sure you'll get your answer. Hippie out.

I have a Costco door i am richer than you shawn. Twitch money paying off
Hey, what's up, junkies? Hey, Sean rich guy here. How's how's it going now? I actually have a Costco door. Um you walk up to it, you open it and you can go straight from our carport which you back our car up into you back, our car up into it and then you go from the back of the car. Right to our kitchen because we have a mud room in between, right. We have a this mud room, you go from the car. Right into the kitchen. It's crazy. And here's the best part. Here's the best part. We even have a little cart that you can put stuff on and you push it. You push it to the kitchen. And then you take all the stuff off the cart and then you put it in where it needs to go. And then here's the funniest part, here's the funniest part. We have shelves inside the The little mud room. Where you can put stuff, dude, I I'm so rich.

Cream pie
Thing, 1 and Thing 2. Great South Park references today, that's what I appreciate about you Sean. What I have for you today is a confession and that's I was once the base for a cream pie. And what I mean by that, is not what you think. A lady took an oatmeal cream pie. She took it on the journey to my downstairs. She combined the downstairs and that oatmeal cream pie into a meal. And that's how the cream pie came to be. See you.

Youtube attacks the 1st amendment and the auditing community.
What's up news junkies? So I enjoy spending my time watching a lot of videos on YouTube, like, most people do and I like to watch First Amendment audit videos for those that don't know, this is where people go out record in public completely legal just to see how the public and all the public officials respond to it. It's completely legal protected by the First Amendment. Well, Long Island audit, who is Sean? Paul Reyes was arrested. Uh, a few weeks back by a police Union president. This guy has been the police Union. President has been a big outspoken person against First Amendment, otter Auditors against the community. And he started to blame places like YouTube for giving them a platform. Well, as of, I believe yesterday or the day before YouTube went Through and the entire list of first amendment Auditors. They demonetized all of them I think that's something you might want to look into.

The Cat in the Hat is coming to Orlando!

My confession is I had sex with my cousin
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. Okay My Confession Is going to sound a little weird. Back in 8th grade. A girl came to our school new student her name was Courtney. Pony enough? Sean. Uh, We hooked up. Went out for a little bit and his boyfriend girlfriend didn't know each other from nobody. She? 2 and a half years later. Found out. She was my third cousin. And uh, so yeah. I Had sex with my third cousin. That was the thing it happened. I can't change it.

Maybe the Cat in the Hat is all just a promotion of some kind.
The Cat in the Hat Thing. Reminds me of pretty early on in The Simpsons. There was a mystical creature that appeared floating in the sky, they thought it was an angel. Um and he kept saying the end is near and it seemed like the end of the world was happening and it turns out it was Mr. Burns hopped up on something and he has taken some side money advertising for a new mall that was opening and it was the end of a high prices. But the whole town was there with pitchforks and everything ready to uh, you know, kill everybody. And then they went to the mall. So that's what the whole Cat in the Hat Thing. Reminds me of it'd be funny if there was some new movie or something that I was all promoting.

Cat in the hat middle school
Hey, I have a middle schooler from a, a new sreehan Beach town. And we were at Universal this weekend and she requested to film the entire Cat in the Hat ride. She didn't get caught um and she was talking about this whole lore thing and it's like this creepy new thing and I was like, I don't even know what you're talking about. And then today I had a PTA meeting and then a bunch of the mums were like, oh my gosh, my daughter keeps getting these Anonymous texts from somebody that's like, it's me the Cat in the Hat and I don't know, I don't know what's going on. It's insane. I don't, I'm not really worried about it though. That's the new summer beach lifestyle.

Cat in the hat
Um, I just have 1 thing to say about the cat and the hat situation, you people are freaking morons. sorry, had to be said,

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Rate my confession: In 4th grade, when the guy who sat next to me went to sit down, I pulled his chair out so he would miss and fall. He fell, hit his head, and got hurt. It was honestly hilarious. The teacher knew, loved, and trusted me. I was a teacher's pet. Everyone in class told her I did it, but I swore I didn't. She believed me. I never told that guy or the teacher that it was me all along...anyways, he got a girl pregnant in high school & left her so he sucks anyways.