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C-Lane the Drummer Boy
Speaking of Drummer, Boy. You ever pull up the sticks anymore, sea Lane, I mean we got to do some jamming at some point.

Regarding your wife laughing at you while your in pain
Regarding to your wife laughing at you while you're in pain. Me and my wife and our daughter were at the park. Well I was on the swing and I was going high and as they were walking towards the slide, I told them to watch me jump off. So when I did I was so high that when I went to go jump out of the swing I couldn't then when I started going backwards, I was off balance and fell right on my head and neck knocking the breath out of me. And I'm wheezing for help as I. Feel like I'm dying. My wife looks back at me and starts dying laughing and walking away while another dad comes to check on me.

These Outros are getting out of hand 
Happy day of the week News, Junkie and crew, um, politely requesting that you add the, I'm a vampire. Sound clip to the News Junkie. Soundboard, my wife and I have recently started watching some vampire show and uh I want to spam that throughout watching it. I think it would be fun. Um thanks keep up the work wiggle. Wiggle, plop, plop, wiggle wiggle.

Ohmygawd!!!
#Mortified Exclamation point. Exclamation point, Exclamation points.

Keyword winner
Hey news junkies Matt and PSL just wanted to let y'all know. I got the call at 120 that I won. 000 from the keyword Go News. Junkies thank you.

Vampire lady
Vampire lady is a fake period. I've seen people who actually are allergic to the sun period Disney. Occasionally brings children in who can come during the day, period. It's a very cold thing that they do period. If this woman is driving during the day, she doesn't have anything wrong with her period. She may be sensitive to the light period, but the sun isn't going to kill her period.