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Easter egg hunt
Hey, junkies. So uh, yeah guys, I I got the eggs with my daughter and that's how I was raised. We don't have the night before and, you know, uh, then you go out and you hide them outside and you find all the eggs, you just try to make sure to account for all of the eggs in the crate, that way, you know, you don't have a rotten egg out there and you're mowing the yard 1 day and that thing just splatters everywhere and smells awful But my daughter loved it, she loves finding the eggs, uh, we did go to a big family event and it was all plastic eggs and some of them were filled with with money, which is something I never got to experience, but when we did our own little personal egg hunt at home with just ourselves it was only, you know, 1 like 18, eggs or whatever. But She loved it. We had to hide them 3 different times because she just had a blast and uh, that I think is how you're supposed to do it. Man, you got to keep these kids on their toes. Like we used to be and you got to find all these darn eggs outside and that's what makes it fun anyway. I love the show, guys, see you later.

We dyed eggs and hid them in the house. Found all of them! Brought to you by Moe Dewitt

Contract aprobed
Good morning, the News, Junkie sea, and my lovely Sabrina. Sean. I sign off on your contract. There's a new 1 that is you have to give each a phone manufacturer the same equal time. not just the 1-sided that you've been and you are not allowed to take any more under stable payment from Your? Biggest competitor.


This is why somebody needs to teach young people how to put a condom on. Because girls talk to each other

Condoms
News junkies. I think the condoms in the school is a good idea. We all know that's always been a thing and will be a thing. I think what the school is running into is how about to go to that program? If the students are coming in and asking for Condoms, is it up to them, to notify the parents that their child is sexually active? And if that's the case, children are not going to want their parents to know that they are sexually active. So you'll run into that, I don't know. It's a tough 1.

The billion homeless people?
Hey junkies. Um, what's up from Daytona? I saw you guys were talking about people faking the violin, but there's a family that travels around specifically a woman that is probably in her mid 20s and a young daughter. Um, she's probably like maybe 7, but they travel outside of like outlet mall and like, big shopping malls with signs saying that they need things and have no food. But literally, we saw the little girl poking, um, a Dunkin Donuts donut and the bag with a stick in the grass, like they don't need anything. So is that legal?

Wendys
I mean, if Wendy's is going to save money by not having people in the Drive-Thru and stuff, McDonald's going to save money that way. Maybe they can, you know, use the extra money to get better food. Yeah, we'll see if that happens.

I don't know. I always thought it'd be fun to have a newscast where they were all drunk. I mean, you guys ever decide you want to do that? I'm your guy, man. What's the dare? Get drunk smoke, a few joints and and uh, throw out the news.

Super miss you all!
Hey, News Junkie. Um, I just wanted to send a message to say that I miss you guys. And it's silly because it's like, well, you could be listening on the app or whatever true. But the reality is, my job has changed moving to Savannah, from Dan is really changing some stuff and I'm just not able to listen and it kind of sucks. So, I just wanted to say, I miss you guys for, as little as that probably means to all of you. It means a lot to me. So, hope you're having a great day and uh, I don't even know what day of the week. This is, is this a Monday? Happy Monday, everybody. All right, bye bye.

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