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The real 3 best friends
What? Up, junkie butt? Hey, Sean, can't hear us right now, right? It's just us talking, right, right. Okay, so I like it so much better when it's just you 3, you know it's like a good core and when Sean's here all he does is yuck up young. You know what I mean? It's like Ken. John had to feel better, man. Hey uh, but also got a little bit of breaking news. I don't know if you guys heard, but Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys passed away. So, all right. See you, man. Keep up the work later.

It be 95°. But we still out here eating them grilled cheese!


My new tattoo and testing the boundaries of the dump button

Disney misses the mark in France
What up news, junkies C Lane doing a great job. I'm loving the show today. I hope Sean feels better soon. Um, yeah, I think alcohol like being added to Disney Parks is Not really a huge deal. I guess my only thing about that is, you know, I've seen it a a bunch more in a different jobs as a kid where you know, broken families come together for kids, birthday parties alcohol gets involved fights break out. You know, yada yada um, More or less wanted to check in to see if you guys heard about this story out of France. So where a British man was fake married to a 9 year old girl. Um, I supposedly based off of the Series of Unfortunate Events movie, but I, I think Disney completely missed the mark on that. Um, and, uh, I'm be surprised if the kids mom doesn't wind up catching some charges to the, the the guy was supposedly arrested and is being investigated. But, uh, yeah, wanted to see what you guys thought about that, and, uh, if you've even heard about it, um, but anyway, wiggle wiggle pop up.

C-Lane anti spy campaign
I think the Department of Defense should hire claim with the anti-espionage campaign. You're a loser. If you reveal State secrets,

Chicken vehicle
Uh, see Lane, that's actually called a chicken patty wagon.

Driverless cars
Hey, new junkies it's Rick formerly from Frank gay. It's been a long time. but uh, I wanted to ask you guys your opinion on these driverless cars, About uh drinking and driving. I mean if you have 1 or maybe you have a Tesla that has autopilot or whatever you're not in the driver's seat. Can you get a DUI? Asking for a friend. love you all, keep it up, good job and hosting see like


My son is just a little older than C-lanes son. He looks cute but he’s also going through terrible twos and beats the crap out of my wife! I feel for you buddy, right there with you!

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