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CLane killed a guy on Wednesday's show

Those nicotine pouches are no joke. I know.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I got to chime in real quick about those nicotine pouches, bro. After the uh, just okay party. Last year, I was with a couple buddies and we were walking out of the plaza and um they gave me a nicotine pouch and I don't really do a whole lot of nicotine. I I put that thing in and I immediately got dizzy. I fell down, I ate s so bad. There was blood everywhere and I got up and then got sick. Woo. That was a great night.

Baby
When my wife and I were having our babies 1 of the things we discussed is what if God forbid something happens, uh to her. And you know the discussion was that we would keep her alive. Um, and just in this exact situation if that were to happen, she would have wanted to stay alive. Until the baby was was born. Um, and and likewise, she even said that if it's between her life or the baby's life, um, then the shoes, the baby. I don't know that I could have ever made a call like that in my life. I don't think I'd be able to do that but I don't know. I I'm curious what this family uh what the what the mom of this this child that the mom that's branded. Now what what her plans were she was through the first trimester almost um was she planning on a baby shower? Was she did she already have baby names? Is this something that she wanted?

Follow the money!
All right, first thing real quick. Uh I've never seen anything back. Unless I'm paying a lot of money like a 70 or 80 dollars stake out at Disney or something and uh they overcook it. Um but uh that rarely happens. Other than that I'm just going to eat it. But secondly the uh, The baby that they're trying to save, uh, like my dad always said follow the money, dude, it's unfortunate, but that hospital is trying to keep her alive to build. She probably has good insurance. Their billing, the heck out of her for all this stuff. And when the baby's born, he'll have a lifetime of, uh, Sickness that he'll need treatment for and cha-ching. Cha-ching, cha-ching sucks. But it's what we live in.

Asking for restaurant manager
What's going on news junkies? Yeah, I uh asked for the manager once in a while but only when we're having actually a very good visit, um, if I've got great food and great service, I always mess with the server a little bit and just say, hey, you mind sending the manager over to the table. Of course, at the end of the meal. And then when the manager gets there, I let them know how amazing everything was normally. They wouldn't, they get asked to a table that's always complaining or looking for something, free your money back. So I try to brighten up their day and give props when I have a great experience. Plus, I was in restaurant management for over 20 years so I know how it works. Anyways, have a great day guys.

hey news, junkies whenever we go to a restaurant, especially like a chain restaurant and I don't know something about chain restaurants, they're all different. You're going to be inconsistent with the food all the time but no matter where we go and we're not happy with the fifty dollars, I'm going to spend on my meal. I am not going to hesitate to tell the waitress. Excuse me, I don't like this, it's not cooked, right? It tastes bad. There's a toenail clipping in it. Whatever the case may be, I want them to go back try again. But if I'm so disgusted, we just went to Outback Steakhouse, the other night. If I'm so disgusted, by my fatty gross undertook steak, I want you to take it off my table and I don't want to bring it home. Plane is that? I'm unhappy, and I don't want to pay for something that I'm unhappy about. It's a very expensive to go out. Now day, just give me my money back and I'll, like you said, I won't come back. That's what my 2 cents, wiggle.


I wouldn’t send food back because of reasons
All right, so I grew up with someone who uh, worked at a restaurant called Sunny's Barbecue and he would tell me everything that the kitchen would do on purpose. This is 1 in Florida. This is 1, that is uh, I'll hint it and say near full sale. Um, they throw the food on the ground. Uh, if people come in, uh, towards closing, they will literally spit in the food, they will cook the food. And then like, again, throw it on the ground, like, and he told me they would do some nasty things to the food. There you go.


Wifi name
What up guys I was on a flight going to Russia and there was a smoking hot smoking hot woman across the aisle for me but she was like really rude to like the staff and everything on the on the plane. So I put my Wi-Fi as mile high club and her seat number and had people walking up and talking to her the entire flight which was pretty freaking great.

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