It's lady went to her Proctologist. He said, what's the issue? She said my butt hurts around the entrance. He said, well it's called an exit and he's going to continue to hurt if you use it as an entrance.
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I was told by a little birdie that today. This week is show us your blank dad jokes, right? So I don't have too many and they're not that great, but here we go. Okay, so what is Peter? Pan's favorite place to eat out. You guess it. It's Wendy's. Bye.
Jerky.com, best dad joke ever. It's now graduated to a Granddad joke because well, I'm old. But anytime my grandkids go I'm hungry. I go. Hi hungry, I'm pop pop.