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Cameron Diaz the diva bitch
Here's another celebrity interaction. I got for you several years ago when I was working as an intern for the buzz in Memphis, they were doing a 50th anniversary of rock and roll show, Justin Timberlake being a Meehan, of course, was there to play it and at the time he was going out with Cameron Diaz. It was obviously a very warm day in Memphis, Tennessee, near the Mississippi River. And this bitch made me stand there with an umbrella over her head for almost 2 hours. So, she didn't get the sun on her too much. Needless to say, I've not been a fan since she's something to look at, but she's a Utter bitch, that's all I'll say. All right. Anyway, you guys have a great weekend,

Story about Tommy Lee Jones and Sally Fields
Hey guys, another story for you 1980. I was a lead bartender at Lewis backyard down South Padre, Island, Texas, And the movie back roads is being filmed with Tommy, Lee Jones and Sally Fields. Well, being the lead bartender. I got to work the, the private parties. I was at the lead bar and let me tell you, Tommy. Lee Jones is a real butt. That guy was just rude. He just thought he was all this and that, but Sally Fields was just a beautiful wonderful person. She sat in my bar quite a bit. I flirted with her a lot. I thought I was going to get lucky but she had her kids with her, but it was a wonderful time doing it anyway. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop, pop, guys.

Breakdown the breakdown
So, the thing you got to understand about this Jayden, Daniels LSU situation is LSU is making a bunch of money off of the LSU number 5 Jersey and they're not making it because it says LSU number 5, they're making it because people associate that LSU number 5 with Jayden, Daniels and now LSU, put some new cat in that Jersey, Jaden feels disrespected or whatever it may be. However, Petty, it sounds, the reason LSU is banking off that Jersey is because of Jaden. So him trying to disassociate from it, I understand where it could seem Petty, but it's also a move that I understand from his perspective, if that's exactly what it is, you know what I'm saying? Uh, at day in it's it's too rich parties fighting over things I could care less but all outside with Jaden, see you

Meeting Stevie Wonder in an elevator.
My coolest celebrity moment was probably with Stevie Wonder in New Orleans. We were staying at the rich Carlton. My wife had won a trip through work. She was in a company meeting. I went on the elevator, to go downstairs, and the cross street in the elevator was Stevie Wonder and his manager and the woman next to me was freaking out. So when we got off the elevator, I asked him for a picture. His manager says we're too busy. Stephen goes, no, we always have time. He comes over and puts his hand arm around me. He's a big dude. His me a giant gold harmonica tells me to hold it and tell everybody that I'm with the band. He said it would get me laid. Unfortunately, I was married so I never got to test that part of the theory out. So big all out. You guys have a great weekend.

RIP Smashmouth
Hey junkies. So my probably most famous encounter was on a flight from Las Vegas to Detroit. And I was seated next to Steve Harwell. The lead singer for Smashmouth, only, I didn't know who that was. this was probably about 2007208 and so he ended up telling me who he was and I was like, okay I think I've heard of the band's meth Smashmouth but I was just so unimpressed because I'm like, yeah, I I don't know who you are and the whole flight. He, he kept, like, lowering his sunglasses, which he never took completely off. But to look at me over the top of his sunglasses like You sure? You don't know who I am. So I feel bad now that rip Steve. But yeah, I didn't know who he was. I started to think. Well, this guy is just like, trying to prank me anyway, because maybe he's a look like I get home, I Google it and sure enough it was him Oops, as I said, rip Steve.

Went roller skating with Kimberly from different strokes TV show on a dare
Hey, Sean, a crew when I was a little kid and I'm 55 now. Um, I was at the mall with some friends and, uh, that was when your parents actually, let you out without, you know, hovering over you. Uh, we saw Diane Plateau. She was Kimberly and the TV show. Different Strokes were the little guy would go. What you talking about Willis? um, My Friends BET me that I wouldn't go up and talk to her So, what the heck I did, I go in up and talk to her. She was a couple years older than me, joked around. I don't remember who she was with cuz like I said, I was a little kid, I think I was like 10 or so, probably maybe 12. And um, we ended up hanging out for the afternoon and went roller skating. No, big deal. Just hung out like she was a good, like she was an old friend. And I do remember that, anyway, ah

I met OJ and Nicole Simpson
Hey, junkies, it was 1985 February. I believe it was down in Mexico. Surfing, we always went down to Mexico and surfing the jungle point breaks, The side 1 day, let's go up and stay in a hotel room for a change. So we went up to the Lost hottest which is the where the movie 10 was filmed with Bo Derek and Dudley Moore. Well, check in the room. Beautiful rooms and lo and behold right above me was OJ and Nicole Simpson on their honeymoon. They were just a wonderful couple talked to them. All that day at the pool hung out some And I decided I'm going to get his signature on him. I had a football with me. I figured I'd get a signature well, lo and behold that evening we went out to dinner and I ended up getting deathly ill so the next day, I never got Chance to get that signature. He probably could have come after me for that ball. But what a story that was

Meeting Michael Jordan’s son that went to UCF
Hey, what's up News Junkie? so, I have an interesting 1, my sister Actually dated Michael Jordan's son that went to UCF. This is a while ago. But that was my first encounter meeting. Someone really famous, my sister brought me up to him. And it was like, this is my boyfriend. He shook my hand, he had his whole Entourage and then he's like, Sarah, I got to go gave her a kiss, and then just goes up on stage and performs with Loop Fiasco. Wild. Wild.

I'm a big dolphins fan and I got to meet Dan marino at his restaurant in Altamonte Springs, Anthony's coal-fired Pizza. He was a little drunk, but super nice and accommodating.

Rate this!
It's the News, Junkie. What's up, y'all? I hope you're having a great Friday. Keep up the work. So my mom worked at this gentleman's club in, um, Texas. When I was little I was probably like 8 or something, 8 or 8 7 or 8. Anyways, uh, I we got to meet Hulk Hogan, um, The Ultimate Warrior uh Ric Flair a bunch of wrestlers, after a big event down there, came in to their club and we just happened to be there that night because our mom couldn't wouldn't leave us with people. So we would sit in the back in the dressing room. So, anyways, that's pretty cool. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop, pop.