I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you, I don't have any money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills skills. I've acquired over a very long career skills that make me a nightmare for people, like you just asked Mr. Potter, if you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you but if you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you.

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Kitty's being in jail, yo. No kitty. Its magic and Pat pie. Damn, you car. Ski you guys. I'm going home.

Good afternoon junkies. Um, so I hear you guys are doing the impression thing. Um, I actually have an impression I wanted to give you guys my impression of Snookie. Anyways, have a great day, have a great afternoon.

Hey guys, this is my impression of the little mermaid when she got to be where the people are.

Hey y'all. You can't forget about Donald Duck.

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Hey y'all, this is my impersonation of Steve Urkel. Did I do?

Hey guys, I'm seriously getting pissed off at all you guys for not picking me for a freeze on the street. God damn it. Somebody picked me this week, please.

Here's my impersonation of a cat and Heat.