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Mic check
Microphone check 12. What is this? The 5 foot assassin with the rough deck business. I float like gravity. Never had a cavity got more Rhymes than the Wanda's got family. Well just checking the mic, if it sounds good. Might have to break out the guitar soon. Love y'all. Ah.

I love some movies in 4-DX.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just got to chime in real quick about the 4D X. I went and saw the alien Romulus movie in 4dx and they had smoke machines going. They had a like a thumper that would get you in the back of the chest when the aliens were popping out and it was wild

Testing the new recorder and my math skills.
Hey there, this is insecure walrus and this is a test of the new dispatch recorder over at the news junkie.com. Uh I'm on an old Android Samsung Galaxy Note 9 and I could not use the previous dispatch recorder. It just didn't work very well. It made all kinds of clicking and popping sounds. We shall see if this 1 Works any better. There's a countdown on the screen. Dispatches are limited to 1 minute now and apparently I have 40. No uh 30, n know, uh 20, no wait third uh 20 whatever. Okay that's it for my dispatch. Thanks.

What happened this weekend
Happy Monday News. Junkie crew. Would you all get into this weekend? I'm sore. I feel like I got hit by a bus after my activities yesterday. I was paddle boarding 8 miles on Wiki watchy River and also climbing trees and jumping from them to swim in the river. And uh, I'm getting a little cool to be doing this kind of stuff. My body's hurting today.

Testing new dispatch recorder
Testing 1, 2 3, testing the new dispatch recorder. Hopefully this works everybody. Give it a try today. Thank you, goodbye. Thank you for your consideration to this matter.

Afroman stayed at my hotel this weekend
Hey, junkies happy Monday. So yesterday, Sunday, while I was at work amongst the chaos at the hotel, I look up and I see an all his. Wonderful Glory, all red, white and blue, literally head to toe. None other than Afroman, coming up to the front desk to ask me for a luggage cart. And I was like, cool. He was very, very nice and I even told him, hey, congratulations on winning that case. So, that was my highlight of my chaotic. Sunday have a great week, wiggle wiggle, and pop, pop.


Have a Great Weekend Fam! Much Love from Knoxville,TN 💪💪💪

Found money
Hey, Sean's green sea Lane, hey, man on that, uh, kid, that found that 10 grand, you know, I think, I think I turned it into, I would have went to the manager and told him, you know, if somebody comes in and says they lost, uh, 2 envelopes with 10 Granite, let them know. I found their envelopes. Like wiggle, pop pop.

Taxing people for moving out of the state is 100% wrong
Be true. So, I don't agree with the state's taxing. Individuals for leaving the state to move to another state. That is 100% wrong. I can see maybe with a company's end of it, like we did with uh Kroger Kroger left, Blake County and had incentives to come here made a bunch of money and then left and had to repay as a little over a million dollars I believe. But taxing individuals completely wrong.

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