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Drawing Muhamhed
well, I have to do is uh, Draw a picture of Jesus. Jesus is a Muhammad. Would look like the same exact guy except for 1 1, might be wearing a cloak over his head. That's all. Bye. Wiggle wiggle. Sorry.

Words to piss women off
So where's the piss women off? Um, I was joking with my wife and I was saying, hey, toots, can you get this for me? And she was just, oh, whatever. And then I hit her with the uh hey. Can you be a doll? And for some reason that set her off and she's like, even though I know you're kidding, don't call me that again, that's the 1 right there. So I said, oh, noted also, I cringe. When I hear this, maybe another woman can dispatch and confirm. But when I hear my friends or a guy call a server, or any female that isn't their significant other sweetheart. Hey sweetheart. Oh, sweetheart. I cringe. So, I don't know. I think that's weird.

Villages president
Hey everybody. How you doing? about the villages in the, the The president. Um, He's got they're all New Yorkers that are in The Villages. They were all up north and everything they want to listen to what the president have to say. Because now they're in Florida and they know that Florida will help them out not New York but here God bless you, love you and I'm sorry about you know the loss. Bye.


Deep breath count to 10 and hope for the best
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew, man. When it comes to Going about the task of trying to tell my wife to calm down. I do not use those words or relax or take it easy. I just tell her deep breath and count to 10 and hope for the best.

Podcast listener. Listened to episode on seeing things behind the scenes. I got to see old abandoned rockets and assembly’s on NASA grounds. Almost like a graveyard. Eat a pierogi! Wiggles and pops.
Hey, junkies happy. Today I'm a podcast listener and I was listening to the episode where you were talking about people getting to see behind the scenes things, um, that the average person doesn't get to see. Well, I'm a land surveyor by trade, and we were doing a survey for NASA at like, uh, their Mars substation property, and the property was filled with old abandoned. Rocket parts and assemblies and stuff like that. Where nature was even taking over some of these uh old abandoned Rockets from like the 80s or whatever. Um, it was really neat. Uh, very cool thing to witness, um, I don't know, I don't, I don't have that much else to say, um, eat a perogi wiggle wiggle.

driveing home from work.there it was.people were looking at me crazy cause i stoped to flex in theyr side mirror...got ya !

Walmart Tap to Pay..
Is a boring fun fact ceiling, Walmart in Canada uses tap to pay. So Apple pay Google pay, just tap your credit card to the machine. They have the same machines that they do in the United States. So Walmart, just disables it in the United States.

already hired workers and stopped self checkout
Sean. This is 1 time. You're actually wrong. The couple Walmart said I frequent they're not in the best areas while I'm working and they have already turned off, all their stuff check self-checkouts and have employed a lot more people back to the regular checkout because maybe their losses are just too great versus everybody stealing versus just employing a few more people. But certain areas. Yeah, they have it in limited self-checkout but in the sketchy areas, they definitely are. People are probably stealing a whole bunch and Walmart has never had tap to pay on. It's always insert your card. They've never implemented where it's just Wireless or tap to pay.

Kid content splicing
Man, I definitely remember what y'all were talking about and probably dispatched in about a 10 years ago because daughter 2 times was 5 years old. Watching those kid video content on YouTube and people were splicing nasty content into it. You know, she's watching some cute glittery anime girl related video and suddenly the little girls are calling each other whores, and slutz and f that be. And I was just like, whoa, my man, what happened? That took a hard right turn and, um, I had to step up my my regulating of what she was watching as a result because I couldn't just trust that whatever. She was viewing was safe because some sick people were going out there and just splicing nasty stuff into it. To get those content clicks on what people thought was innocent. See you.

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