I knew a guy in high school who knew every single symbol on every single world map and he knew it by heart and he could tell you immediately upon request. Guy was a legend.
Hi guys. Happy Friday. I want to tell you that. I've been listening to these dad jokes all week long. And the best dad joke that I've heard was actually the 1. That's sealing told last week where he said have you ever smelled mothballs Well, how'd you get his little legs apart? That is a great joke. My mom has told that joke since I was a little kid, it always makes me giggle. I think it's a great joke and I know he probably can't win the contest but that is the best joke of the week.
I got 1 for you guys. Uh, you know, I was driving home 1 day and I decided to call my wife and say I wanted you to do something freaky to me when I get home, you know what she said? Who is this?
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Woman walked home. Come in the house. Found, her husband walking around with a fly swatter. Say what are you doing? Hunting flies? You see ya? You said you get any? And you said yep. 5 3, males 2 females She said, how do you know it ever 3 Ms and 2 females? Said, 3 were on the beer. Can 2 are on the phone.
A woman at a golf course, runs into the pro shop and yells. I was just stung between the first and second hold. A golfer at the pro shop, says your stance is too wide.
Hey, just some feedback on, uh, Sean thinking he could uh, Jonah in an actual fight. And at first, I was thinking, oh, there's no way. Tiny hands is going to be able to do anything to someone who's been actively training. And then I saw Jonah with his 3, black stripes on his white belt rolling with his instructor. And wow, that dude is hot garbage. He has no business in an actual fight with tiny hands. It's just not going to go Jonah Hills Way, even though, you know, tiny hands is Golden Gloves boxer, wink, wink. I'm pretty sure that he could probably take Jonah pretty quick. I actually, I'd probably put a 100 bucks on Tiny Hands whooping, Jonah's ass.
