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Stacy’s Mom
Stacy’s Mom retired teacher. So happy
Good Morning, News junkies, it's Stacy small after 35 years of teaching, I am not going to school today. On the first day of school it's such a great feeling. I'm headed to the bar to have a drink to celebrate. Happy Monday.
The News Junkie
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I need you to prepare yourself. The next Rate My Blank is going to be a wild one [Wilhelm Scream] will you be ready with some good content for once? [Crowd Cheering]
Upside down Aaron
Bad dad joke!
What do you call? Someone who clears bushes for a living? A politician.
Scotty Long Duk Dong
Dad joke of the day!
Scotty Long duk Dong here? How does a cat like its stake? Well.
meep
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what do you do if your wife starts smoking? slow down and use some lubricant.
BTYguy
dad joke alert. listen before
What do you call 5? Spanish people that cannot swim. Cinco.
Maq
Had to sneak this in last second.
Did you guys know there's a app that could get you a grandmother when you need 1? It's called Instagram.
WaterBoys
Just sayin
Who do you call a few? Uh, black guys at a Clan Gathering. Rize Giza, inspect a deck. You got Method Man, Raekwon you call them. Whatever their name is, you have racist bastards
11Charlie
Dad joke
I asked Siri a question. I said, Hey Siri, why am I so bad with women? She responded. I'm Alexa. Why moron?
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