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Squatter show on hulu. Good quick watch
Hey guys, just wanted to give you guys a show recommendation for this weekend. It's on a Hulu or if you have Hulu and Disney plus it's called squatters it's like that show on HBO called um neighbors. But it's all about people who have squatted in houses and Some of the stories on there, get pretty wild. Um anyways have a good show guys. Bye.


Anonymous
Hopkinton MA
Hello. Um, my name's Paul and uh wanted to let you know, you pronounced Hopkinson Massachusetts correctly. That's actually where the Boston Marathon starts in Hopkins and I'm a Boston native, and I am listening to you on, uh, 1041 in Orlando. Have a good day.

1st microwave
I remember the first microwave we had as a kid. It had a big rotary dial that you turn to set the time and it was all analog. There was no digital, it had 2 buttons, cook defrost. Those were your options. And the Big Thrill was to microwave, a hot dog. Inside the bun wrapped in a paper towel in under a minute. That was our Big Thrill for the first microwave.

BIGASS CAT
Hey everybody, happy today. Holy smokes, that cat was effing huge.

Evil Eye.... process serving.
If I was the cop, I just dropped the thing in front of him. After I said you've been served And say now if you don't pick it up, I'm going to arrest you for littering. Evil eye out.

Game of Magnets from the Matrix

Shawn wants to go full Idiocracy for America 250

Kids and AI
Hey junkies. What's going on? So I have a co-worker and her daughter is 10 years old. She does Private schooling from home and is absolutely consumed and all of the technology and all of the AI chat Bots that it's become a problem that her schooling had started to falter because of it. And so friends trying to get her daughter back on track and her daughter will start peeing herself and the bed, the floor. Uh, she doesn't get her tablet or her way. She pees herself. She's 10 years old. These kids are out of control. This is ridiculous. I don't have kids. I'm never going to have kids, but whoa. Okay, bye.

Opie the Ocala bear PSA
Haha, what's going down, junkies? Hey, I got a friend of mine here that wants to talk to you. Hey Sean, it's Opie. The Oka, bear. you couldn't be more right by saying, there was no bombing out here because there isn't What they did was they came up with that story. The park rangers came up with that story to scare all the people from being out in the wilderness and make room for us bears and Wildlife And now we have a great time out here. Just remember. Don't pollute. And give a hoot. And say no to forest fires.