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TIL wasson edition. Doing well.
well, well well, quick check-in Junkies what do Sean Watson and R Kelly's, previous victims, have in common aside from being mostly little girls, That's right. Yellow. Baths tip your urinals.

Low flow terlet
Like Zapp Brannigan said on Futurama. Your toilet seems to be set on stun not kill.


Get rid of the morons not the pets
News junkies snafu podcasts are out of Georgia. Just wanted to dispatch in about the pet thing. I don't understand why we're legislating new laws that affect people that take care of their pets. Why don't we take care of the laws that we have in hand or use those laws to take care of the people who aren't taking care of their pets? It's ridiculous to make new laws when they're not enforcing. The ones that are already at hand. We can get rid of the morons that have a bunch of dogs. They don't take care of, leave out in the hot and cold with no water or companionship. The people that have a 100 cats because they feed them and think it's so cute and they're rescuing them somehow. And not understanding that. 1 cat makes a million cats. Um, if we just use the things that were in place to take care of these morons, then we wouldn't have to do all this stuff to. That's going to hurt people. That actually take care of their pets. Sean, you said it? Best 1 pet 10, pets doesn't matter. If you don't take care of them, you don't take care of them if you let them be loud and obnoxious. You're going to do that, no matter what? And 1 dog barking all night is just as annoying as 10, dogs barking all night. So, let's do something to get rid of the morons, instead of the pets. Great show. Love love, love the show. Um and I'm going to keep up with my slippity doodah.

Avg. home size comparison 1950 vs Present
And there was a comparison being made uh between the houses in 1950 and present and then that's not a fair comparison at all because back in 1950s. Yeah, even though you live in a shoe box, That shoe boxes on like half an acre. An acre or 2 acres of land compared to today. Like where you get 6000 feet or like you'd reach your arm out and you're touching the neighbor's house. So I mean I'd rather I'd pick a shoe box and 2 Acres any day of the week.

Hey guys, Carl the Ghost Hunter here. It's a quick question about that. Poor kid that got Stabbed and died. Just out of curiosity, if it would have been a white person that stabbed him. Do you think the outcome would be different?

The? Teacher's husband hasn't left her because she does butt stuff
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. So, uh, Man, these teachers sleeping with these students. I don't know why this stuff wasn't happening in the 90s when I was in high school because I had a couple of that I would have been more than willing to do that with 1 of them was even a bigger girl and that ain't my type but she had a real pretty face. Anyway uh the husband of said teacher, I think he's sticking around. I've slept with over a hundred women and I know the look on her face. She does but still I'm sure of it. And that's why the husband's still there.

There’s a reason we don’t go back to the 50’s
Hey there, junkies happy Wednesday uh in regards to that earlier dispatcher, who for some reason, brought up 91% income tax rates. The thing is is back, then the telephone was all in wires and there were people hired specifically to move wires into different ports of a switchboard in order for those calls to go through. Since then. We now have telephones that can tell us the entirety of the world's knowledge and it fits in the palm of our hand and we can take it anywhere we want. What's happened since then? Our income tax rates went down.

Dispatch pick me Fritz
Hey, ladies juggies. Love you Sabrina, love you. Sean, you're okay. Hey Sean. If you'd actually play your dispatches, I would like to be represented by Fritz on the street but We all know you don't play. Dispatches.

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