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Rip 97
Hey news junkies so, what's the protocol? If you're at our birthday party and they die Do you take your gift home with you or do you just leave it there as inheritance?

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I wonder if it was a green card marriage the people recording their divorce

Allergic to the sun is a thing.
Hi. My name is Laura from Merritt Island and being allergic to the Sun. Is an actual thing. We had neighbors a while back and the husband was allergic to the Sun and he couldn't get out. And if he went out, he had to fully be covered. But he stayed up during the night and then would sleep during the day because he couldn't go out. Anyways, it was the craziest thing and they said that, um, he got burned just if the he got in your light,


yes on 3 wooohoo
Hey, junkies so man. Thank goodness, amendment 3 pass. Huh? I'm so ecstatic about that and you know, to all these sheriffs and all these guys making 200,000 300,000 a year. Yeah, cut a little bit of your salary out guy and hey, maybe you don't get brand new Harley-Davidsons every year and brand new cars every year. And all these City inspectors, don't get brand new vehicles. You know, that's where a lot of this waste is is in all these brand, spanking, new vehicles like I live in Edgewater these Edgewater police Got 5 brand new, dang motorcycle, what? What do you need? 5 brand new Harley-Davidsons, 4, guys. And just to give you an idea of the motorcycle, they have, are $40,000 a piece. So it's like, come on, man. Where's your spending going? It ain't getting cut from 911 services and needs to get cut from your fat budget of all your nice cush stuff. Y'all are buying like like the helicopter that greedy judge has in the airplane that he has like, all that stuff, man. That's why this. Stuff passed and and that Jim gosh that Jim really had me heated, guys, I couldn't believe that but there's an end to it now. Thank goodness. Love the show guys.

Martha Stewart
Hey News, Junkie and crew. it would be refreshing if Martha Stewart, just came out and told him. To screw off. The costume. Everybody gets their panties in a bunch for the most ridiculous. Things. Martha Stewart's got more money than Knows what to do with, who cares. What people think?

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The real Florida state anthem
Anyone in Florida under the age of 30, you know, I don't know what you owe those listen to or whatever, but anybody in Florida under the age of 30 will tell you that the Florida State Anthem is no flocking by Kodak Black.

Subscriptions
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So, Sean, as long as you're playing double for subscriptions, I got a website for you, man. It's the news junkie.com. You can pay for like um subscriptions over there and like give them to people. It's so awesome. Just double, pay it no problem. Thanks. Bye.

Plane crash
I don't know, it could have been a missile attack because you know countries usually attack with just 1 missile. They usually just attack with 1 missile and that usually does the job. They don't, you know, send a bunch of missiles over.