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My coffee life hack
Hey, Junkies. Here's my life, hack. When it comes to flavored coffees like you know, pumpkin spice, lattes, and stuff like that. I just do it myself at home. I take the spices that go into the pumpkin pie And I put them in with my coffee grounds, before I brew easy peasy, and it tastes so much better. Have a great day Junkies.

I can understand now how that cop could have mistakenly thought she was in her apartment
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here. Well, I can tell you, I live in an apartment building where all the floors of all the halls of all, the floors and all everything, looks the exact same. So, back then, when this originally happened, I couldn't understand where this lady the cop that shot. The the guy was coming from. But now there's been many a times where I've been drunk stumbling upstairs and uh happened to try to open the wrong door and take me a minute. Oh shoot. And so yeah, I understand

Speaking on anti death penalty peeps
Happy weekend. My name is Junkies. Do you ever find it ironic that it's always the pro death penalty. Are the anti-abortion people, but then the pro-abortion people are the anti death penalty people. Whereas I'm over here just like I don't care. You want to kill a fetus, kill it, who cares? You want to kill a murder? I don't care. Kill them. Kill them all. Doesn't matter to me, I don't know, the fetus, it's not born yet so what does it matter? I don't know. This person killed someone else. Sure, they don't deserve to live. Kill them, kill everybody.

Hey junkies!!
Hey John. I hope you're having a great day. Um and in response to the Cornell like rape thing, case going on my school. Uh Northeastern Illinois University where I'm doing, my grad program is making us do a uh sexual harassment and sexual assault. Course, to make sure that we all know do's and don'ts around consent and things like that in reaction to the Cornell group. Um, also I think why she said crosses because you have that major vein that runs through your leg. And that's probably where they inserted that. And so even though it's on your thigh more, she probably was extreme insane, that it was her crotch. Anyways, you guys have a great day.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
[Screaming Goat] hey junkies here’s my life hack. The best form of birth control is don’t tell a woman your real name. I’ve been telling women I meet out of town my name is Christopher Deloris Lane for three years and if you want to find me just listen to 1041 in Orlando. This makes it funnier being in C lanes voice. Good luck on the kids! [Crowd Cheering]

Pike needed a vet not a Dr sheesh
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So with this Krista piping, um I think what happened was they the, the problem was they brought up doctor in there. All right, what they needed was a veterinarian, uh, vets put down living creatures every single time, uh, multiple times a day. Uh, and it always works. And so get a little vet in there, a little double shot cocktail and see it. Take it, easy Krista. Bye bye. Yeah. All right.

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Regarding the flight heading toward Israel Don't forget that Israeli citizens spend an early part of their adulthood in the military including training in krav ma ga, and some probably get flight training as well. that likely played an important part in regaining control of the plane. [Crowd Cheering]

AoL
Man I definitely remember those AOL CDs seeing because at the beginning we didn't have a membership or whatever for AOL. So I had to go get those CDs every time I wanted to get online and run through the trial, create a new screen name and all that until we finally got it in addition, it was so long ago that AOL was hot like that. I remember having to get pictures physically mailed to me to see what a girl was about. So,

Serious question regarding TN executions and “the rock”
Yoki CHS serious question here. Um, because he's 1 of the most knowledgeable people. I think I've probably ever met in my life. I do not want to run up against this man in a game of Jeopardy ever, but in serious question, regarding the whole Rock. Symbolism in the executions in the state of Tennessee. Um, can our boy insecure walrus dispatch back in and maybe fill us in on that again. 1 of the most knowledgeable people I've probably ever met in my whole life, especially involving anything involving Tennessee. The guy knows everything, he's a human encyclopedia and I bet you he knows or can quickly find out so insecure walrus. If you're here in this man, what is the deal with The Rock in the Tennessee executions? I learned today, I learned and it freaked me out a little bit. How freaking weird tip your human encyclopedias

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What's up junkies! Anyone can buy a flock camera, not just the city or police! [Gunshots]