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Ghostbyrd
TTS Dispatch 🤖
A long time ago When I was an older Kid on a ski trip. My Family was leaving the ski resort for the day and in one of the hotel's balcony had a kid sobbing and screaming "Help Me". Seeing the other adults gave it no mind and kept walking, I assumed that kid was just getting a spanking and thought nothing more about it until now.
Swilly
just called Publix Cust Service
Hey everybody happy today. So I just got off the phone with my local Public's, customer service desk. I didn't even go into public today but I got curious. So I called and I said, you know, I really appreciate the friendly attitude. You all very helpful and uh, keep up the good work and it sounded like that it really made their day. Okay, I love you, goodbye.
Bridgesmob1911
Yep they called
Yep. Someone absolutely called the cops on us.
Just Julie
Hey guys. Yes I am really an amputee. A text in a couple weeks ago about rate my death story I missed it. Anyway that was me. Love to show keep up the work
Hey guys. Yes I am really an amputee. A text in a couple weeks ago about rate my death story I missed it. Anyway that was me. Love to show keep up the work
Bridgesmob1911
Dont do this ever. Cops are serious
when me and my little brother were about, 6. And 8 years old, this is back in the 80s. Uh, we had some really realistic cap guns and we were in the back seat of my Mom's van and we were pointing them, the guns that people on the highway and eventually the cops pulled us over. And uh you know, it was like a whole ordeal, they took my mom out of the front seat, they got mad at us and I'm telling you what, I got the worst ass whooping of my life from her. So yeah, don't do that.
robertajamesbitch
Rate my shirt! Yeeted my uterus in January and my wife got me this shirt
Rate my shirt! Yeeted my uterus in January and my wife got me this shirt
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