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My celebrity experience was a lot of celebrities at once
For my celebrity encounter, I was about 12 I'd say um and I got flown out to a private island to meet a whole bunch of celebrities. I mean a ton of them. Uh, it was that that's basically all I remember the rest of it. I, I block out but uh, interesting Island, um, Eep Eep something. Yeah, I don't know, but there is a lot of celebrities and politicians there.

My dispatch!
How you get the same money and I get my hopes up but not play my celebrity encounter, huh?

TTS Dispatch 🤖
When I worked at Tower of Terror at Hollywood Studios, I met Terry Crews and his family. He got off, the family wanted to ride again-Terry said he'd just hang out with me. Lol So we chatted for about 20 min... Such a nice guy! I was pissed I couldn't take a pic. But he's absolutely awesome!

Rate my Evil Eye blank.
Hey, it's eviolite rate my blank. Uh back in the 90s me and my friend went to see Anthrax and a bunch of other bands. We're standing outside the venue. And here comes uh Frank Bellow, the pace player for Anthrax and he goes, y'all want to play stickball. And so we went over and played ball with the whole band, except for the singer and then they signed everything for us. And we had a good time and uh, it was great. We were just hanging out like regular friends.

celeb meet up
I once met Sean Watson at an eclipse watching event, where he put on 8 pair of my sunglasses and looked directly at the eclipse, Pretty cool day. Wiggle wiggle.

Flock camera mistaked hatchback with family as stolen motorcycle from another state
Hey Sean. It's Elaine with these flock cameras. What I saw. I saw a story the other day and it was about another mistake and it was a mother and her kids that got pulled over in like a Target driveway or something parking lot and they got a felony, stop put on them and they got put on the ground and everything. And the mistake was that the flock Hammer thought they were driving a stolen car. The problem was when they looked at the mistake, it wasn't a stolen car. The flock camera design, uh, figured it was a stolen motorcycle from another state. So yes, the cameras make mistakes, obviously but shouldn't the cops like verify everything before they go and pull this crap. I blame the cops. Yes, because we all know technology is flawed. And these flaw cameras are getting carried away, especially over in Brevard County, where it seems like you see them on every corner because I do do a lot of driving. Ah,

Jared fogle
What's going on junkies? Hey don't know if you remember Jared Fogle the old mascot for Subway? Well before he was accused of all the crazy stuff he was at 1 of the conferences uh for Subway he showed up him and a security team made a beeline to the bar. He slammed probably 5 drinks in a matter of about 10 minutes then started to mingle but he was way too nervous to go talk to him. So of course I dragged him over tap, the guy on the shoulder, of course he turned around mingled for a second took a couple pictures and took off. Then we found out later. What was really going on with him. Now I know why he was slamming all those drinks LOL.

Stop all the tough talk
All right, I don't know what this dude problem is with me, but every time I get my opinion on the WNBA, he's here with a rebuttal, it's my opinion homeboy. And if you got a problem with me, you see me at the Real Radio events, you see me at the tnj events, come holler at me, then Help me out.

Celebrity experience... Brian Johnson ACDC
So I'm working at the Heathrow Country Club, between whole 9 and 10 the halfway house. And this guy comes rolling through wanting to get a sandwich. And he said, lemonade, and I'm looking at him and I'm like, God looks familiar. And I see his shirt says ACDC and he's got this brim hat and I'm like, hey man, are you Brian Johnson? He goes, I sure am I go well dude we got Vodka don't you want? Vodka and lemonade and he went F. Yeah, of course, he had a stolen lemonade, took off to the 10th hole and he had a line drive, dude. He was a cool cat foso.

Last celebrity encounter Gilbert Gottfried
okay, I got 1 more celebrity encounter in New York, I was having a particularly bad day and ended up having to go ship some boxes at UPS and I get there and I'm just in a mood but the guy in front of me is Gilbert godfried and he's going up to the counter and going I got these boxes and the boxes are not big enough for what I need the boxes for. So I need to get some bigger boxes. Everybody in the line was cracking up and the lady behind the counter could not care less. She's like, okay, you just need to buy some bigger boxes. He's like, well, can I just return these boxes and get some other ones? And he was so mad that she ended up having to make him pay for the new boxes and totally turned my day around. Oh my God.