I'm going to have to go with the cop being right on this because as far as I know, with the law, you're supposed to be in control of the vehicle at all times that includes, if you've got it on autopilot, so If you ain't paying attention, it's your ass code geese.
Okay, so I don't know if you got the last 1. So it's Brenda the mail lady again. If you got the last 1, forget it. But I don't know how to send these things. Okay, so duck walks into the bar. So this is the bartender. Got any bread bartender said, nope. He waits a minute, says, got any bread bartender said? Nope. Says got any bread bartender said, no and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beat to the bar. Duck says got a hammer. Bartender says, Nope. Duck says, got any bread.
I knew a guy in high school who knew every single symbol on every single world map and he knew it by heart and he could tell you immediately upon request. Guy was a legend.
Hi guys. Happy Friday. I want to tell you that. I've been listening to these dad jokes all week long. And the best dad joke that I've heard was actually the 1. That's sealing told last week where he said have you ever smelled mothballs Well, how'd you get his little legs apart? That is a great joke. My mom has told that joke since I was a little kid, it always makes me giggle. I think it's a great joke and I know he probably can't win the contest but that is the best joke of the week.
I got 1 for you guys. Uh, you know, I was driving home 1 day and I decided to call my wife and say I wanted you to do something freaky to me when I get home, you know what she said? Who is this?
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Woman walked home. Come in the house. Found, her husband walking around with a fly swatter. Say what are you doing? Hunting flies? You see ya? You said you get any? And you said yep. 5 3, males 2 females She said, how do you know it ever 3 Ms and 2 females? Said, 3 were on the beer. Can 2 are on the phone.
A woman at a golf course, runs into the pro shop and yells. I was just stung between the first and second hold. A golfer at the pro shop, says your stance is too wide.
