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Autistic shower
Hey everybody. It's Kate learning how to use the dispatch microphone. Finally, um, showering. Yeah, showering is amazing and sometimes I faced the shower but just because I want to do like a decompression thing feels so good. Like great in between your eyes, but if you're soaking up then you have to be facing away because what you're going to do with the soap, not stay on your body but I don't feel autistic by doing that part and also I don't feel autistic.


Dana white interview and comments compared to people that are excited about a hurricane
Hey, junkies yesterday you were speaking about Dana White's uh comment about how exciting everything was. I kind of compare that to uh let's say a strong hurricane in Florida. That destroys so many homes hurts and kills. So many people people are left without power. You know, the the typical bad scenario. But yet there's so many people are so excited to have gone through it. They lived through it. Uh what an exciting time, no work. No, uh no school Etc. Anyways uh you guys are awesome. Wiggles and pop out.


Burger vs sandwich
What up, junkie crew? So ceilings that the Whopper is a sandwich. now, I'm thinking Burger or sandwich and then turn are all sandwiches. Therefore burgers. It confused me.

Holocaust/moon landing
For those that think the Holocaust was exaggerated, has never been to the museum before. Where do you think? We got all the shoes from but no, seriously, the moon landing was totally fake.

All the deposit smoke
What's happening friends? So this Kids versus dogs things, I get it is funny, but in general, it's already built into your deposit, right. Because when you're making a deposit as a renter, you're taking into account that there may be damages to the home caused by you, your friends, your family, your kids. Um, the pet thing is something set aside separately for them to get an additional amount of money out of you for the urination defecation, uh, tearing up of rugs and what have you that dogs may do? Sure, the kids can do that, but you know what? So do adults, so do children, so do teenagers set things on fire, put holes in walls, all that fun stuff, that drunk adults also do for that matter. Anyhow, I get the point but, uh, kind of has already existing with those, uh, security deposits and that sort of thing. So,

I was inspired to stop at the Burger King on way home after hearing all the whopper talk. Here’s my WHOPPER JR fresh out the drive thru line!

Pets , kids and old people !
good Afternoon News, junkies, uh, listen in regards to your uh Children versus pets. Uh, comparison with the apartment rentals, you got to include old people too. Um, I own several, I did at 1.0 and several houses in a retirement community. And uh I would it was I was forced to run out to older people and I could tell you that they bump into things, they bang things around. They put colored coded stickers on the receptacles, and the wall switches and, uh, They are not the best people to have as well. So, uh, Yeah, you can include them in the categories. I hope you're well.

New wopper
Hey, what's up, junkies we got the new Whopper the other day. Same thing. It's basically like somebody just said, you know, come on, man. Um, and they do the little half paper wrap, and put it in like, a quarter pounder box. So it's not just a big sloppy mess, but Tastes the same. It was the best Whopper I've had. But, you know, you still feel like a dirt bag after eating it.

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