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racecar driver
I paid to drive a race car around Daytona. Does that make me a NASCAR driver? I think not.

Gail King
So Gail King is no astronaut her presence on that capsule was not essential to the mission. Shepherd, essential to the mission. People these days, they'll do anything for some accolades. For love you guys. Have a good 1.

Distractions of accomplishments
Hey, there junkies the fight over whether or not it's sexist to call the folks who have went up on the blue origin most recently passengers or not. Is just distracting from the real accomplishment of Jeff Bezos, who got 6 women to leave somewhere on time.

Straight to jail
You undercook fish. Believe it or not. Yeah, you overcook. Chicken also then under cocoa.

Deportation app
Okay, you got the riprock here. dropping my dime to the news, junkies on the subject of the deep portion app. So I guess it used to let you make an appointment and now it's an exit sign stage left fellas. So the bottom line is, hey, you're here illegally and the majority of Americans. Why any illegal individual to go back? Start over. Wait, your turn in line. And do it that way. My aunt, waited 2 and a half years. To come from Mexico. She did it legal and she is furious. I mean I could not go to their country of origin. Get a job, not speak the language. And be welcome with open arms. So I say get the hook exit. Boom. Rip rock out much respect news, Junkies.

Hey guys, this is sort of chime in on the Minecraft movie uh took me in the Mrs. This past weekend horrible Choice. Uh, the movie was full of kids uh jumping and screaming. It was like a Rocky Horror Picture. Show for teenagers out of nowhere. I got hit in the head with a full box of the sharpened edge of popcorn man. What a traumatic experience. So Sean could you please pick me for Fritz on the street? How it feels so much better. Uh, love the show guys, as always a fan wiggle, wiggle, pop up.

Coyote problem
So if you have a hunting license, you can buy for like 30 bucks, an annual fur, bear trapping license and you're allowed to trap coyotes. So if you got the coyote problem, get you some coyote traps, put some meat in it. Set up a cellular camera on it. So, you know, when you got 1 and just uh, dispatch that thing. Screw them, coyotes.

Shawn is absolutely wrong 100%
Hey guys, catching up on the podcast from yesterday. To answer your question. Yes. Sean. The legal weed that you can buy in different stores now. In Florida here will show up on a drug test. Yeah, I work for a job where you got a past 1 to get started and there's also randoms and they warn everybody like, hey, I know this stuff's legal here in Florida or whatever we got this loophole but that stuff will show up on your drug test. So just stay away from it. So yeah, it will.

hey guys, what I don't ever hear from anybody is that kids with the stabbing at the school, he intentionally sat with a weapon In another school's marked off area, with their name on it.

could there be a history between them because they play each other in sporting events.

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