Happy Friday, junkie crew. I hope you are having a wonderful day today and embracing it for a great weekend. I have a dad joke for you. How do you find Will Smith? In a snowstorm. Are you ready? You look for The Fresh Prince. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. oh,

Good morning. Junkies. I hope you heard this story on West, this morning about the firefighter who had to fight back after losing a leg and uh getting back to work. the man's name, our hero John Johnson. I kid you not.

So years ago, I was hosting a Halloween party and you wouldn't believe some of the costumes that came in. This 1 Guy shows up with a naked chick on his back. I go dude, what is this? He goes, I'm a turtle. I go. Okay, sure. But what's with the naked lady he goes oh that's just Michelle. I go. All right, that's that's a pretty good 1. I go. What about this guy? He's only wearing jeans. He doesn't have a shirt on or anything, he goes. Yeah, I think he's a premature ejaculation. I go. What are you talking about? He goes, yeah, he just came in his pants. Wiggle wiggle. Hopefully this thing get dumped pop up.

Hey Junkies. So I was down at the club. They played Jump and everybody jumped. They played the Twist and everybody did the twist. They played Come On Eileen and I get thrown out of the bar.

John Johnson, what a classic. He might as well just said that his name was Mr. Kobayashi

Good afternoon, Sean and sea Lane. I see that it's raining. Right? Outside the studio there. And I wanted to remind you when it's raining cats and dogs, Be mindful that when you're walking around outside. Do not step in the poodles. Have a great day. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

What the hell is that? It sounds like a data center. Outside your front door.

Hey, good afternoon fellows and ceiling you cracked on my we accident yesterday, isn't it? Fake, I'm from Scotland. I just wondered Sean if you'd watched the PanAm, 103 bombing. Show on Netflix quite informative as I know you into all that stuff. Being from Scotland. I've been to Lock and be quite a few times. Since the incident happened over the years that was Was a Race during the time, good show. And also enjoying the Forced new lineup that you were put upon yourself. You guys work well together? as you've taken the secret shows and made it uh, Family-friendly. So to speak very much enjoyable. I'll continue to listen and continue to watch the shows as long as you're on the air, hopefully it's for a good while to come. Okay. That's my bet. Have a good day, guys.

What's up, Pirates? Favorite letter? No. His real love is the Seas r.

Hey news junkies I got a joke for you. Why do attorneys wear neck ties? To keep the foreskin down. Ah, except for Moses to it, he doesn't Wear Ties.