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I've received and never paid over 30 automated tickets
Okay. So, for over 20 years, I've been driving for a living and I received over 30, um, automated violations via mail, and I've not paid a single 1 and you just take them, you crumble them up and you throw them away years ago when they first instituted automated uh, traffic light, uh, tickets in Cleveland Ohio. It was taken to court and deemed unconstitutional because there is no accuser to face in court. Um unfortunately it was not deemed unconstitutional to keep issuing these citations. Um, so therefore people who are scared nervous that they could go on their record just automatically pay them. Therefore, it's a big windfall for these municipalities but it is unnecessary for the people to even consider this to A thing, um, I've not paid a single 1. There's nothing on my permanent driving record, there's nothing in. Um, any information that my insurance company has that any of these citations were even issued? Um, whenever I get 1 in the mail I just simply throw it away. I've never paid 1. If everybody would just quit paying them. These uh automated tickets will simply just go away because the municipalities will not want to pay the fees to these companies uh for this system if they're not making money. So, I mean take it for what it, you know for what it's worth. I've never paid 1 over the last 20-something years. Never got in trouble, nothing on my record, and they're simply just dumb.

Call me Mimi from Deland. No as big as the brown bear, but I was out gardening and this guy walked past. Wasn’t sure if I yelled too hard might make him run toward me. Luckily he ran away.

European heat waves
So, speaking on the heat in Europe, I'll never forget back in 2018. I was staying in Frankfurt Germany and at the time it was 1 of the hottest Summers on record. And just happened to be a heat wave. It was like, the feels like temperature was like above 100, like, 100 100 and 2. And it just so happened that the hotel I was staying at the AC was broke and mind. You, I was working in Iraq at the time, so I was used to 118 120th, but that hotel was so unbearable. It was crazy that we legit checked out in the middle of the night, it was like 2 in the morning and we went down to the next hotel over if we didn't even care. If we were getting our money back we we couldn't stay there a minute longer so I don't know how these people can go. I don't care if it's just for 1 month out of the year but that 1 month is crazy to go without an AC unit and even if it's just a window unit that's fine but they they got to do something.

Talking about putting sunscreen on your animals made me think of this meme

Thank you for helping me get the new app.
Hey Sean, thank you for the info. I finally got the new app. I had to delete the other 1. Go to your website newzjunky cam. And reset my password, and get the new app and I'm good to go. Thanks for the help. I appreciate it. Have a good 1, guys.

Weapon of choice when walking the neighborhood
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So yeah. Um I bring something with me when I walk around in my neighborhood. Um, what I do is I bring a News Junkie magnet every time I show them that they run the opposite direction man. Thanks bye.

Good Thursday
yo, Junkies I am cheetah. How good Thursday wiggle pop.

spinosaurid news
Hey everybody happy today. So I got some neat dinosaur news. I read a paper earlier today that covered some new findings, um, on Spinosaurus which are Semi-aquatic theropod dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period, uh, made famous by, obviously, Spinosaurus object egiptus, which is the biggest, but there are some lesser known names in there, like, uh, bionics and Suka mimus, and what the paper covered was some similarities between an earlier discovered skeleton called, and the more famous sukham minus another way the naming system works on these things is if they find out that these are actually congruent species. Uh, we are kissing sukam goodbye and it's all Chris datasaurus from now on. So that's cool. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

AIR conditioning in Europe
The problem with air conditioners in Europe. My girlfriend lives in Scotland, it's hot but it's only like hot for 1 or 2 weeks. Then it's like a decent temperature with no humidity. It's not like crazy, Florida, Heat. So they don't see the point if anything they could do the window units over there, but reconfiguring all their old buildings. It's not worth it for like a couple weeks a year.

I Thought free subs were through Publix.
So, I feel so stupid. You guys keep talking about gifted Subs. And it just now hit me. That it's subscriptions, not actual. Public Subs. I know. I'm a freaking idiot. Anyway, what the news junkie.com and it says This site domain is for sale, so I just putting it in wrong. Um I know I'm spelling it, right. So can you guys help me out? Maybe I appreciate it.