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29 zeros
Move over Elon Musk because I will become the first cocktail.

You can’t dump your own poop??
Man. I am so tired of people saying we live in a quote, unquote free country. You can't collect your own rain, rain water for showering, and drinking and disconnect from utilities. You can't disconnect from the power grid to when you have your own electricity and you can't dump your own sewage in your own Yard, Man. gosh, where we live in some communist country and they say we're free,


Evil Eye about bear spray lady
Yeah, the woman was right but not to bear spray him. The problem with the lady is, she kept engaging him and as he was talking she said they were leaving 5 times, getting the car and leave. What's he going to do? Come up and grab your arm that's when you spray him, just ignore him. Just ignore him, get in your car and go away. He can't do anything after that. Jesus, some people are just stupid.


dont pet gators
Standard procedure for Florida. Wildlife Control is to put down any alligator that attacks anybody for any reason. so, if that alligator would have attacked her for petting it Then they would have came and put it down. Therefore, by her petting, the alligator she was jeopardizing, the alligator's life, which is why it's illegal.

I guess his shoulders do fit…

Too big for the plane window
Okay? Being too large to fit through a window and there's a vacuum differential outside and inside. If you ever saw, uh, 1 of the alien franchise movies, Alien, Resurrection that scenario was demonstrated with the monster being dispatched and the vacuum pulled him up to the window and then sucked his guts out until he was small enough to to get sucked out through the window. I don't know if that could happen or not, but does sound like a real pet way to go.


Talk about a scar
Hey junkies, what's going on? On the topic of the lightning. I had always said since I was a kid, my 2. Favorite Scars by ever had to obtain scars would be obviously a shark bite. Um, the sharks are awesome. I would love to have that as a story under my belt and then lightning strike. I don't know if you guys have seen the scars of lightning strikes, they kind of look like trees. Um, so I really thought that would be cool. Anyway, bye.