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We dna test dog poop to find its owners
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. All right. Well, I'm trying to add to today's topic, so where I work is Spanish class or it's an Italian castle and there's a apartments that you can live here or rather expensive. Uh, there's also shopping, Italian restaurant boutiques, all kinds of stuff out here bars breweries to hold on yours kind of like celebration in Disney where you can live and work and all inclusive. Well, there's a open pet friendly here. You can take your dogs around, you don't have to have a leash because it's all private property. My boss owns it Well, the apartment's actually have a method where, when you move in, they test your dog's poop, and they can tell the dog's DNA, so that if they find poop in Pro around the property, that should have been picked up. They can actually take that turd, test it and find out which apartment that actually belongs to They don't do it enough because somebody's been targeting the nail salon and leaving a big old, juicy turd out in front of the nail salon in the middle of the night, every night for the last 2 weeks. So we're going to put a camera up to catch. Them should be pretty cool. Anyways later

Pick up the poop
well, as I, uh, Pest control guy. I can tell you this right now, the most annoying thing. That it happens to me during the day. It's going to a customer's house. They know you're going there and they know you're coming. And they don't pick up their dog mess. I mean, literally yards riddled with poop. It's I, it's disgusting. Pick up your poop people.

Dog poop in the retention pond
And his junkies. So, hey, first of all Sean, I'm sorry about uh Correcting your uh, pronunciation of Jaguar. But anyhow, um, I did want to mention, I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this before, but you've ever lived in a big development, um, after a rain, if you go to a retention Pond, there is numerous numerous, uh, Walmart bags and load. There's low density type of bags just floating around. And, um, I I, finally figured out why it's, it's because the people, uh, scoop up their dog poop into the bag and then they find a store room drain a store, a storm drain to throw it in and then when it rains heavily, all these things, get washed into the retention pond. So uh retaining pond whatever. So I don't know if you've ever noticed that or not but that's how that happens. I believe uh have a great day.

Here's how he walked away from the bus crash to go home and beat his wife.

Bus crash
Hey, man. The Jaguar in the back of the bus was because of the he was over about 4 foot on the driver's side, he was able to even open the driver's door.

Another mispronounced word
It is junkies uh once again you mispronouncing words, it's Jaguar.

Trump dispatch of the century announcement for National News Junkie Day
Today is a special day for many, many reasons. I'm not going to get into how many reasons, but there's a bunch of them. All of you, great people, listening. This is going to be the dispatch of the century. because today, I announced Sean Watson, the News, Junkie. National appreciation day, maybe even for the century. I don't know, I don't know. But big things are happening. Big things says stay tuned.

But why Shawn?
Hey guys. It's Kevin Sean. I don't know why you're so mad at me. But what did I do? Just because I'm at Courtney at Publix.

Evil Eye Airport fly baby
Yeah, you sure that wasn't uh Geena Davis in the second fly movie, giving birth to a little baby fly person. That's all I can think of. That's what it sound like when she did it. That she could get this thing out of me. All right. This is evileye. Bye.

Self driving
I think self-driving cars are amazing. I drive a truck for a living every day. A couple hundred miles. I went out to California hopped in a Tesla and it even knows the correct speed to go over a speed bump. I mean, I I felt like I was going 30 miles an hour and it just softly went over it, but it's, it's great. I mean it is it's what we need insurance cheaper because its self-driving. There's going to be less wrecks. It's going to take a while for everybody to get used to but it is truly amazing. Being able to let go of the steering wheel punching an address and it will take you there. Why I can work email, do whatever, I need to do as I'm going and then look up and there you are. It's I love it and I drive every day. So,

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