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William in Titusville - Just sitting with my chickens. 🐥

I don't know what you're talking about we're heading to the beach this morning it's a great day in Iowa

Winter storm
Happy Friday. News junkies, Sean Sabrina, sea Lane. I have been working so I missed but I saw you guys post the video or the picture of the people with all the toilet paper. I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina. I went to the grocery store on Wednesday night, there was no milk in very, very, very, very spare Waters. Um, because people are going crazy because of this ice storm supposed to get up to 3 inches of ice. Um, so it should be interesting, um, went to Sam's Club last night for some other random things and they actually had water and had some things. So, but local grocery stores were cray, cray, hope you all have a wonderful weekend, glad to see The Secret Show. Last night shows last night. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend. We will pop pop, pop.

move down?
Excuse me, sir. Uh can you slide down just a seat? So I can sit next to my partner know this makes me extremely uncomfortable and I am outraged that you even asked Said No 1 ever.

There is no way that being asked to move down 1 seat. So a friend or a partner can sit next to each other is through. And no 1 should get upset about being asked that request, um, and it may be rude of me. But people who do think that that is rude, or do get mad at me and asked that I already hate them and I hope they get stuck in a massive traction, traffic accident with diarrhea, just waiting to explode out of their pants.

Some bars seats are numbered
Good afternoon, the new junky Sean, and of course my lovely Sabrina. Sean, this is what happened to me. Once at the bar, I was uh, sitting with a couple and, uh, I was drinking and then uh, 1 of them left, and there was 1 Guy there. And then a couple comes in there was a sit up free next. To me, asked me if I can move down and I did and then when I did get my bar tub, I realized that. Oh, I didn't drink that and I didn't drink that and that was because the seat was all. Numbered. And uh the number goes to your top and then I got charged for the person drinks. So it sometimes you have to be very careful. Moving sits around. This message have been brought to you by Samsung at Samsung. We are the innovators, everything we're still on waiting on Apple to come out with its first fold, even though we'll be the 1 building it for them.

No I’m not moving
Hey News Junkie as a single individual. Driving a truck. When I'm at a restaurant. Most times. They sit me at a at a table with. That's for 4 people. and um, I just sit now, if I'm asked to move or move down, I just looked at the individual asking and apparently, the look on my face is enough for them to move on. No, I'm not going to move. I'm not going to move. You should have got here earlier. I'm here. I'm staying. I'm not moving. You're lost. Get over it.

MADD no more.
Hey guys. Happy Friday Saturday Sunday. I was, uh, listening to yesterday's podcast and you, uh, you brought up Mothers Against Drunk, Driving MADD, mad. It's actually not called that anymore. It's Mothers Against destructive decisions. Uh, just kind of an umbrella thing that they made up. Just to, You Know, cover all the destructive decisions that were made without the use of alcohol like pills or, you know, whatever the case might be, uh, I'm sure we'll still hear you. Call it Mother's Against Drunk Driving in the future, but, hey, now, you know, and knowing is half the battle. Uh, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, have a good day.

Sales for fast food after the storm !!
Hello news, junkies and crew. I'm curious about the sales Spike that's going to happen for the fast food restaurants. In these cold States. After a mini hurricane here in Florida, the line for like a Chick-fil-A. Wendy's Burger, King McDonald's is through the door. I'm like you guys didn't have any food. We have all the toilet paper and all the water

Building climbing
What's up, news? Junkies hope everybody's having a wonderful day. It would be absolutely hilarious. If Netflix trolled everybody. And just showed this guy walking up the stairwells to the top of the building.

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