What's going on News? Junkie crew, man, this doorbell, dude, I would have already texted my wife and instructed her to load the slugs into my 12-gauge shotgun and shoot that. Garbage right through the door and I'll just replace the door. No big deal, but if I'm not at home, my wife knows how to load and use my guns and she will Guys, lucky. He didn't knock on my door.

Talking about the false prophet documentary. On Netflix, I have not seen anything funnier than when Samuel asked. Them to record him on his motorcycle and record him hiking. And he was just jumping from rock to rock. It reminded me of my 6 year old son. Trying to show me something cool. He can do. Absolutely hilarious.

Is a test of the News, Junkie dispatch system. This is only a test. Had this been a real dispatch? I would have been more of an idiot and Sean probably would have frowny faced me. This has been a test of the News Junkie dispatch system. Thank you.

Microphone check 12. What is this? The 5 foot assassin with the rough deck business. I float like gravity. Never had a cavity got more Rhymes than the Wanda's got family. Well just checking the mic, if it sounds good. Might have to break out the guitar soon. Love y'all. Ah.

What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just got to chime in real quick about the 4D X. I went and saw the alien Romulus movie in 4dx and they had smoke machines going. They had a like a thumper that would get you in the back of the chest when the aliens were popping out and it was wild

Hey there, this is insecure walrus and this is a test of the new dispatch recorder over at the news junkie.com. Uh I'm on an old Android Samsung Galaxy Note 9 and I could not use the previous dispatch recorder. It just didn't work very well. It made all kinds of clicking and popping sounds. We shall see if this 1 Works any better. There's a countdown on the screen. Dispatches are limited to 1 minute now and apparently I have 40. No uh 30, n know, uh 20, no wait third uh 20 whatever. Okay that's it for my dispatch. Thanks.

Happy Monday News. Junkie crew. Would you all get into this weekend? I'm sore. I feel like I got hit by a bus after my activities yesterday. I was paddle boarding 8 miles on Wiki watchy River and also climbing trees and jumping from them to swim in the river. And uh, I'm getting a little cool to be doing this kind of stuff. My body's hurting today.

Testing 1, 2 3, testing the new dispatch recorder. Hopefully this works everybody. Give it a try today. Thank you, goodbye. Thank you for your consideration to this matter.

Hey, junkies happy Monday. So yesterday, Sunday, while I was at work amongst the chaos at the hotel, I look up and I see an all his. Wonderful Glory, all red, white and blue, literally head to toe. None other than Afroman, coming up to the front desk to ask me for a luggage cart. And I was like, cool. He was very, very nice and I even told him, hey, congratulations on winning that case. So, that was my highlight of my chaotic. Sunday have a great week, wiggle wiggle, and pop, pop.