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Think before you act. No such thing as a free door dash lunch. And in this case, the homeowner may just open a problem they can’t stop.
The Dashers in the wrong, the home orders. And the right however the homeowner has to think about this now that Dasher knows where you live and if he gets fired, he has all the time in the world to make your life miserable. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm going to eat that free food if it's food I like
What's going on News? Junkie crew, happy weekend. What y'all getting into? I got 30 trucks of concrete to pour at 2:30 in the morning tomorrow, uh but the door Dash guy. Man, that dude lucky he didn't catch a fist in the mouth. Come up my house. Talking to me like that. You're going to have a whole another problem. Um, I Side with the homeowners on this. I uh first moved into my new neighborhood. A lot of houses were still being built. Some of the house is warrant even located on navigational apps yet and uh I used to get stuff delivered to my house all the time wrong and ended up bringing them to the house. I have office chairs. I've had beds. I've got all kinds of stuff show up at my house but man you give me some free food that I like to eat. I'm eating it.

My God is an awesome God
My God is an awesome. God. He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love. My God, is an awesome God everybody. Now God is an awesome God. This earworm is going to get you all. I love It. Oh, so much. My God is an awesome God.

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the funniest thing I’ve heard
I, I cannot tell you. How hilarious that was with. You got both started saying our God was an awesome God, Covenant real slow, it was called in my head too. It was just epic epic, just great material, you guys are hilarious. Uh I needed that. I'm crying over here. I hope you recorded that clip and play it for future shows. God.

Just a friendly magnet reminder for SHOW US YOUR blank. :)

Airplane religion
My disposition towards airport and airplane preachers are much like the opening segment in Airplane, where the guys walking to the airport and he's taewan doing and taking out every Hari kishner that comes up to him with a flower to book and he just hammers them perfect.

Flock cameras are awful because they're so insecure.
There's a YouTuber named Ben Jordan. He's kind of a I don't know what you call him, like he does some hacking stuff, he does some like documentary stuff. He's had a pretty good campaign for the last year looking at these flock cameras and it's amazing how terrible they are. From an IT perspective, they are not encrypted. Most of them have like, default passwords set up. If you can just find IP addresses, you can do, like, mac address searches all this kind of stuff and they're not just lprs out on streets. They're in buildings. They're in businesses, he found 1 in like a kids gymnastics. A facility that was owned by a city government. That almost anybody could log into, if they were, just had a little bit of hacking skills. Um, it's it's real weird, how terrible they are and who has access to them. It's not just police. It's a lot of times people in city government and they do facial tracking and things like that. It's not just lprs. And so, it's really kind of strange.

Doxx me harder, Daddy Wasson.
Hey, it's Dylan. Would you dox me? I dox me. Docs Me Harder. Daddy.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MY WIFE
What's up, junkies? Happy today. Um, I just wanted to shout out to my wife, because she's listening because I put it on her radio and she didn't realize it. Um, but shout out to her happy anniversary to you. I love you. Happy 9 years together, married almost 15 years together. You know, I appreciate you. I love you for everything that you've done. And uh, Putting up with me as a person. And uh, giving me my wonderful, beautiful, beautiful daughter's. Happy anniversary.

I’m livid about Powerball going international and I’m not advertising it. I found out about it from you today on the show
Hey Sean, C Lane, thank you for informing me about Powerball, going International. I don't know why. There wasn't any advertisements about this anywhere. I didn't find out about it, till you spoke about it on the radio show and it makes me livid and I would like to start a lawsuit against the Powerball because there was over 500 million dollars in that account. And now, as of the 22nd, like you said, they're letting Great Britain residents participate in our power ball and they shouldn't be allowed to And I am livid about it and I'm sure there's lots of other Americans that feel the same exact way because I feel it's fraud by not Avatar it because I would have stopped playing Powerball immediately. I'd like to know what you think. Sean, please let me know. Other listeners. Let me know. Speak up. Love the show wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,