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celeb meet up
I once met Sean Watson at an eclipse watching event, where he put on 8 pair of my sunglasses and looked directly at the eclipse, Pretty cool day. Wiggle wiggle.

Flock camera mistaked hatchback with family as stolen motorcycle from another state
Hey Sean. It's Elaine with these flock cameras. What I saw. I saw a story the other day and it was about another mistake and it was a mother and her kids that got pulled over in like a Target driveway or something parking lot and they got a felony, stop put on them and they got put on the ground and everything. And the mistake was that the flock Hammer thought they were driving a stolen car. The problem was when they looked at the mistake, it wasn't a stolen car. The flock camera design, uh, figured it was a stolen motorcycle from another state. So yes, the cameras make mistakes, obviously but shouldn't the cops like verify everything before they go and pull this crap. I blame the cops. Yes, because we all know technology is flawed. And these flaw cameras are getting carried away, especially over in Brevard County, where it seems like you see them on every corner because I do do a lot of driving. Ah,

Jared fogle
What's going on junkies? Hey don't know if you remember Jared Fogle the old mascot for Subway? Well before he was accused of all the crazy stuff he was at 1 of the conferences uh for Subway he showed up him and a security team made a beeline to the bar. He slammed probably 5 drinks in a matter of about 10 minutes then started to mingle but he was way too nervous to go talk to him. So of course I dragged him over tap, the guy on the shoulder, of course he turned around mingled for a second took a couple pictures and took off. Then we found out later. What was really going on with him. Now I know why he was slamming all those drinks LOL.

Stop all the tough talk
All right, I don't know what this dude problem is with me, but every time I get my opinion on the WNBA, he's here with a rebuttal, it's my opinion homeboy. And if you got a problem with me, you see me at the Real Radio events, you see me at the tnj events, come holler at me, then Help me out.

Celebrity experience... Brian Johnson ACDC
So I'm working at the Heathrow Country Club, between whole 9 and 10 the halfway house. And this guy comes rolling through wanting to get a sandwich. And he said, lemonade, and I'm looking at him and I'm like, God looks familiar. And I see his shirt says ACDC and he's got this brim hat and I'm like, hey man, are you Brian Johnson? He goes, I sure am I go well dude we got Vodka don't you want? Vodka and lemonade and he went F. Yeah, of course, he had a stolen lemonade, took off to the 10th hole and he had a line drive, dude. He was a cool cat foso.

Last celebrity encounter Gilbert Gottfried
okay, I got 1 more celebrity encounter in New York, I was having a particularly bad day and ended up having to go ship some boxes at UPS and I get there and I'm just in a mood but the guy in front of me is Gilbert godfried and he's going up to the counter and going I got these boxes and the boxes are not big enough for what I need the boxes for. So I need to get some bigger boxes. Everybody in the line was cracking up and the lady behind the counter could not care less. She's like, okay, you just need to buy some bigger boxes. He's like, well, can I just return these boxes and get some other ones? And he was so mad that she ended up having to make him pay for the new boxes and totally turned my day around. Oh my God.

Met Ron Jeremy in Downtown Orlando at a pizza place
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Um, so I met Ron Jeremy. Um, even though icky, ew disgusting. I was downtown with friends. We were, uh, clubbing that night and we stopped at a pizza place. Uh, Panino's Pizza close to 1 of cigar bars, on Orange Avenue. And, uh, he came over from the bar that was next door. He was promoting his Ron. Uh, her his rum Ron de Jeremy. Um so yeah. So ew I met uh Stevie old porn star

Another celebrity encounter Robert DeNiro and Alan Menken
Another good celebrity encounter. I had I was dwelling for a show in New York that was for maybe like 150 person audience kind of a workshop show. And after the show, uh, both Robert Janeiro and Alan mankin came up to say, hey to the band. Out of nowhere.

Hung out with Norm Macdonald doing Burt Reynolds impersonations
Hey hey yeah I got to hang out with Norm Macdonald here at the Hard Rock uh in Orlando at the Velvet room at the hotel and sat there across from him and Mitch English. And all we did was uh Burt Reynolds impersonations for like 3 hours. Well he ate a steak and told us already Lang stories. It was uh 1 of the greatest nights of my freaking life, man. Yeah.

Celebrity meeting
So I'm at the Hard Rock and I wound up um going to this Jay-Z concert. I'm by myself. I go up top blazing. These 2 dudes, come up. Um, you know, blazing passed it to him. You don't chill and talk and have a conversation. He's like, yo, you know what, you here for it? I'm like, yo, I'm here for the, for the concert. He's like, you know who I am normally, I was like, yeah, I'm Memphis bleach. I'm like, okay, where he's like, oh so you just chilling with me. You just, you know, just to be cool. I'm like yeah, of course, that's just how I am. Then they gave me. Uh I got the uh, front row. I got a backstage, placard I got to meet everybody. It was a it was a great night, man. It was, it was really cool. Just, you know, just Blazing and just being a cool dude.