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In 2008 the Phillies won the World Series & Chase Utley said this in his speech (on live TV!). I haven’t ever worn it because I don’t want to offend people but I had to buy it! SUPER offensive!


Coming to you from Cumming, GA


Rate my t-shirt very offensive



I'm the true crime author who won "rate my crime" but my prize hasn't shown up (😭), so I guess I'll have to go for "rate my shirt."


Shawn has just been practicing this whole time