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Ac guy's pee bottles in the attic
Um, inspector here. Um, following up with that AC guy and the P bottles left in the Attic. Uh, can confirm thanks. Bye.

Good Lawd.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, quick confession. When I was in the Marine Corps Center 5, Sean, I um, teabagged, a guy Snapple and then took pictures of it with his disposable camera back in the uh, late 90s and um, that guy just that guy developed the pictures. And then I met up with him years later and he still wanted to kill me.

Work revenge
I want it once working, a live music venue and uh, I was there for several years and they pulled me out because the boss had a buddy of his who wanted the job. So, before I left, I replaced all the Slow blow fuses on the power amp section in house with lower rated regular fuses and on a Saturday night. When the place was packed and it cranked up, they blew all the power amps. Of course my phone lit up that night but seeing as I didn't work there anymore, I didn't feel I should have to answer it too bad. Revenge is a dish. Best served cold.

Wife text
Chronicles of a texting wife. This was 511 2026. Babe, I E S my pants on the way home from work. This is bad. I had to go to a restaurant to use the bathroom. I am mortified. so she had a good reason, but And she explained it to me. So yeah, that's the last or most recent weird thing I got.

Restaurants
morning, Junkies So my first day working at Burger King and Daytona Beach way. Back in the day, in the 90s. was my first job and the manager asked me to go clean the toilets. So I grabbed what I thought was a toilet brush because it had brown stuff on it which later turned out to be chocolate syrup because that brush was made for cleaning the shake machines. So after I clean the toilet, it came back with the brush. The manager asks, you didn't use that brush, did you? And by the look on his face, I knew to immediately say no and I put it away and never drank a shake from there again. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Confession
What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having an absolutely wonderful day. Just wanted to confess and my younger years, I was working fast food at a crystals crystals Cooks onions with the meat on their patties. Whenever somebody would come through the drive-thru and Order, no onions. On their Krystal Burger, I would add an absurd amount of salt. I mean. I would have to start a new group, cook the whole thing special for them, and then try to get them out of the drive-thru as quick as possible. So they got a little taste of how I felt about that.

You made my stutter come out
Good day, junkies uh, dispatching in regards to the stuttering. Um, I have to annunciate, uh, a lot of my words, so I don't stutter. And then when you guys started talking about stuttering yesterday on the podcast, uh, my stuttering started. To come out like now. Um, and I also have to watch what I say, uh, because if I don't enunciate correctly. Um, my um, Southern draw comes out. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm starting to study more but it it's it. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Gooners are arsenal football fans
so uh, over in the UK a gooner is uh what is known as A uh, Arsenal soccer fan. It's not a I guess what? The Gen Z term is for, but uh, to be honest with you, Arsenal fans are a bunch of wankers, so kind of makes sense.

Confession as a restaurant worker and pool guy

Sharpie into the fryolater at Burger King
Good morning gentlemen. Hey, so years ago, probably 35 years ago I worked at a BK lounge on the Massachusetts Turnpike up in Massachusetts and um it was quite busy. It was probably around lunchtime or whatever, right before lunchtime huge rush, usually with buses and all that stuff. Well, I was on the frying machine and I happened to drop 1 of those black. Sharpie grease, pens into the fryer. Needless to say, I didn't say anything and I didn't eat anything from the fryer for the next week. Later.

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