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Silent discos are perfect man
Sean, you have this silent disco all wrong. The 1 time I thought it would be super nerdy and I happened to stumble upon 1 in Jacksonville. It was super fun. There were 3 different channels and you could pick different music but the best part is you can have a 1 of the headsets on 1 off. That way, you can still talk to people and you're not having to scream over the music and lose your voice. I think it was perfect.

This guy was walking down 520 in Merritt Island today. I wanted to yell “Good Afternoon!” To him.

Bong in space
Happy day News, Junkie crew, I think sea Lanes. Worst idea was bong in space, but that's just me.

My friend's cat... Soup... Aka Fat Ass.


good afternoon, all I don't know why people are suddenly going crazy over this tagline. It's been on the books forever. I was a cop in the 90s and I'd say maybe 1 and 3 had some kind of frame on their tag. It didn't seem fair pulling 1 person over when all these other people were disregarding the law. So I never even bothered stopping 1 person. It'd be impossible to do anything about it.

Naked woman in the freezer
All right being naked inside a freezer. Uh if you froze to death it's not surprising that you're naked because hypothermia 1 of the last uh Stages of hypothermia. Your body feels like it's on fire. So people usually when they freeze to death they're usually found naked.

tag frame#2
Just to clarify, the frame was put on there by the dealership, it covered the lower half of Seminole on my tag. I don't understand what politician just goes. Oh, hey, let me enact this law. Stating that frames. Cover any information on your tag, it's illegal. And you could get penalized this way. Holy hell.

The whole tag frame ban is BS! Sorry the dispatch sounds glitchy
Hey, Junkies, you know, I'm calling BS on this whole tag thing. First of all, they don't need to see the registration sticker. They can run that when they run your plate, it's going to come up whether or not your registration is current, and also on the insurance, the insurance is BS. They don't need to see your proof of insurance. If you, you didn't pay your insurance, your tag would be suspended. They wouldn't know that automatically. So, it is just nonsense all around. I, I don't get it. See ya, woo.

tag frame 🤯
LED was trying to find a reason to pull me over. Followed me for, at least 9 miles and they finally figured out. Hey, let me pull it over for a tag frame. Which is given to you by the dealership, which that should be an issue within itself.

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