Good afternoon. Junkies ex swimmer here. So my story is I was growing up in Chicago, I was working at the eastbank club in downtown Chicago in the 90s. Playing basketball 1 day off. The elevator walks out a bunch of guys, 1 of the guys happens to be Michael Jordan. They picked teams, he picked me. The tall guy to be on his team. We were driving down the court, 1 time. I had a no look pass to him, he went up and dunked. He walked by me slapped, my hand and said, nice pass. I looked at my friends and said I'm never watching this hand again. Wiggle Wiggle, all the pops.

I have a couple of these pet Libro automatic feeders, and I also have a personalized recording every morning at 6:00 a.m. a little bell goes Ding. And then a recording says time to eat pussy. Time to eat. Pussy time to eat. Pussy time to eat pussy. It's great every morning. It's like a cuckoo clock.

This is why Rover exists. I'm a Rover representative. Not the car, Sean, but the app. and just to stop by once or twice, Makes cat owners and dog owners. Relax.

All right, I have 3 quick stories. I grew up in Santa Barbara and many famous people lived there. I was walking through Nordstrom department store and coming the opposite direction. With somebody holding 2 dogs, Afghan hounds and tall, dogs with long hair. I looked at the dogs and then I looked at the person holding the dogs, and it was lived. Tyler, we locked eyes. She lifted her nose and turned her head away. About 1982, I worked in a deli store and Pete, Townson came in with Joe Walsh and Davy Jones of the Monkees. I grabbed an index card and he signed it. And all during this time, Joe and Davey were giving me the stink eye. Lastly, I did a paper route with Kathy Ireland. Wiggle my pickle.

I just want to, uh, input my celebrity encounter back in. The mid 80s 1980s. I was working out at a gym back in Reno, Nevada. And uh encountered none other than Clint e split. He was there filming pink Cadillac with bernardette Peters. Funny thing is Haha is I approached him and I said, excuse me. Are you who I think I am? And as its extended his hand he said, I don't know. Who do you think you are? And I said no, no. Damn it. Hashtag. Bring back Sabrina.

Hey guys. So over the years, I've met a handful of Red Sox, Bruins Patriots and Celtics players. I know a couple Grammy winners. 1 being, Marty wall. Another 1 being my niece's husband, Dan Muller of the band Wilder run and I used to have drinks with Susan Tedeschi. I've been like 5 feet away from President Clinton and the early 90s at 1 time but none of that compares or even, you know, I guess my dad wins because at 1 time he took a p at an airport. Next to John Denver so he wins later.

Good afternoon. Junkies working out at Disney in 1981. They were filming for the 10th anniversary of the Magic Kingdom. I got to meet quite a few people celebrities, but the 1 that stands out was while walking towards the marina. The Contemporary I saw this guy with a trifold piece of aluminum that looked like, underneath his chin sitting out in the sun, as I walked by I looked and realized, Good afternoon, Mr. Van Dyke. Sure. Enough Dick Van Dyke first time I'd ever seen someone with a trifold. But talk to him for about. Maybe. 5 minutes nicest guy you'd ever come across. Hey, y'all have a great day.

When Dwight Howard was playing for the magic, I ran into him at waffle House in Altamonte springs! He was with a friend and so was I. When I walked past him I said Damn that's Dwight Howard he's so fine [Screaming Goat] he said thank you shorty and proceeded to get into his rollsRoyce [Gunshots]

Hey guys. Pirus here. First time dispatching longtime listener. I was hanging at my local comic book store down here in West Palm Beach. When in walked Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins with his wife and his kids since nobody in the store noticed him, I didn't want to blow up his spot. So I was waiting outside. And he came out by himself, looking kind of stressed and I told him I'm a huge fan. It was nice to meet him and he told me that his kids were driving him crazy at that time. I understand that and uh, we chatted for a while, he was really cool. He was on vacation in the winter down here, getting away from the Chicago weather and uh just a really cool dude. It was a good time.