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Wear your 3rd sock when it's cold
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So, um, these cold mornings, I grew up in the Bay City at around deck Mountain. So I know about the cold, I've been down here more than half my life now, so I don't like it so much and I work outside. So we got to prepare accordingly and, uh, usually when the temperature drops below 40, I wear my third sock so I can keep my junk warm.

Why do people feel its ok to park in the Hannafords "To Go Order"? Does anybody else realize this is happening?

Oleoresin Capcaisin
Olio, resin capsule. Capsa is the pepper part of it, Olio. Resin just means, it's butter. It makes it stick to you. It's butter. Olio is butter Olio, resin caps. I don't know what kind of weird word you were trying to say, but there you go. Evil eye out, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,


Apple cider liquid
Sean. How can you say that she is not a Survivor? Just because it was apple cider vinegar. It doesn't matter. She was still attacked. So yes, she is still a survivor. If somebody breaks in my home, I'm going to shoot them. And I will still think of myself as a survivor. Even though. It may come out that they didn't have a weapon. Because they broke into my home. And I felt threatened. She probably felt threatened.


Throwback to 2014, when you handed out badges and my son eating it.

I’ve removed from our fountain that froze over

“Attacker”
The ilhan Omar was a complete staged event. She gave him the signal. There was nothing in whatever they sprayed, obviously, because she didn't even move and then she like went at him to try to look like she was tough guy sits on front row like no, there's no way that's real. Everybody in the world knows that's fake. She needs to be a victim. She's a professional victim. That's all she is. Well, a terrorist But also a victim.

Fear porn of the early Internet
Hey Sean. Yeah. The other day on the podcast y'all were talking about um, or you were talking about um, fear porn um, videos on the uh, YouTubes and such like that. Uh, I remember back in the early, uh, internet days when we got internet at our house and we all got emails. Um, probably late 90s. We were late to the game, but, um, my mom would get these forwards. Those ugly like 23 page forwards and then she would call me and panic and she's like, honey, when you go to the theater, don't sit down without checking the seats cuz people are putting needles with AIDS in them. And I mean, every day it was something crazy. Also they put they also put AIDS and needles in the coin slots, uh pay phones. So I mean it was like the same thing in a in the earlier form um and for whatever reason she would get all these things and I wouldn't so they were already profiling us somehow? Um yeah. Well Have a great 1. Bye.

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