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That guy is creepy
People like, that guy are going to learn the hard way that we don't let things like that slide anymore. Like, the slight innuendos the stuff like that. We've become far too aware for things like that, to not go unnoticed, especially when you're in positions of, you know, Authority. Like he is and he shouldn't have said, you're hot. That has a lot of innuendo behind it. If anything he could have been like woo, you're on fire which is the correct term that he should have used. And the touching you should never touch anybody without consent, especially a child.

Golf cart speeds
What is going on junkie crew? I live up in the Villages and I can assure you. that golf carts will go over, 28 miles an hour, the 1 in my garage since I messed with the governor a bit, get it up to about 43. Have a good 1, y'all peace.


Evil Eye about signal.
So this is exactly why I love FM radio. You can't screw with the internet, you can't screw with nothing that fits low. Tower Works straight from your station to my ears. Screw all that other BS. This is evil. I wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Studdering - Completing my sentences
Hey guys. Lifelong stutterer here. Uh, it took me a couple times to record this dispatch, but I think I got it mostly stutter-free now. I don't really mind when people complete my sentences for me because it helps keep the conversation moving along. Um, the only thing that's really annoying is when you complete my sentences and you're wrong. So now I'm stuck on a word and your steering, the conversation, the wrong way. And I have to try to reel you back in while still trying to tame a stutter. So, uh, that can be pretty annoying, but that doesn't happen too often. So I don't mind all that much.


I made a career out of selling weed
Happy day News, Junkie crew. I wasn't always a law-abiding citizen. I spent about 20 years selling marijuana, anything under 21 grams is a misdemeanor Do you have more than that, then you're in trouble? Um, the An ounce of weed is 28 grams. Need 16 oz to make a pound. So, uh, that was a lot of marijuana that they got from that guy. But, uh, yeah, my car, my grandkids are going to grow up and find out Grandpa got arrested for marijuana and not believe it because it's going to be completely legal here soon.


PSA nostalgia
Yossi. CHS had to check in when Sean brought up the Nostalgia bomb of the old school PSAs. The this is your brain. This is your brain on drugs, any questions? Ah yes the good old days of dare uh yeah that so that was a big hit for me I definitely remember that. Anyone our age definitely probably remembers that another huge 1 for me that I don't know how many people remember but I think it was still pretty popular and played a lot because it was just it was just ever-present for me, was the 1 where the older mustachioed man walks into the teenager's, uh, preteen room in his bedroom and he opens a box, a small box, and it's full of, you know, drugs and paraphernalia. And he says, where did you learn to do this? and he just brow beats him for a second and the kid looks back at him and says I learned it from watching you Dad, And I was just like, damn. Lucky guy had a dad. Anyway, tip your drug teachers.

Sttttuuuudddeeerrrrr
Yo what up? Sean and Sean Happy Tuesday, fellas. Hey, uh, talking about people with stutters Mel Tillis was a old famous country singer and, uh, he stuttered when he talked, but he did not stutter when he sang Interesting. Anyway, have a good day.

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