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This is another one of my pumpkins, but its not spooky.


Slutcon
Hey junkies. Uh, I was listening to uh your guests Carrara talk about her slut Khan and it sounded a lot like an event that I went to. When I first met my wife, we both went to, um, DC. It was a convention. It was called, uh, winter fire and, uh, sounds a lot like what this person is talking about. There were no boots. There was, you know, it wasn't like a regular con, but there were some people that had leather gear that they made and that they, uh, crafted that they would have on sale things like that. Um, I do remember specifically, there was a class, I went to on how to rape somebody, uh, the proper way. um, and it's all about like after care and everything else, like not I mean, I don't know what slut con is and then they're flirt girls to teach people how to flirt it just sounds like this is a, um, Like a mask to wear over, just the sex convention, and not that there's anything wrong with that, but just, I don't know, call it what it is.

One of the pumpkins I carved.

That rag should let his kid play an age or two above
I feel like the funny thing about that, Dad wanting his son to be calm. And icon soccer player, but not 1 of his son. Play Above his age. Level is insane. My brother was 5 years older than me. We had a neighbor. I was 8 years older than me. And we all played soccer together and I played against them in soccer, just in the backyard that made me such a better soccer player because I was so small playing against them. And then when I played against kids, my own side, it was so easy. So, this Dad should have this kid play, at least an age or 2 grade above what he is playing right now, if he really is that good, otherwise, his dad is just regulating and it sounds really not that good at all.

Soccer solutions
As the parent of a small but very talented athlete, I could tell you 1 or 2, things probably happened with the soccer situation. 1 could be the hater parent, right? And that's the parents who are complaining that their little Bobby is getting whooped by Little Johnny and they don't like it. The other side could be Little Johnny's parents are over celebratory about how great little Johnny actually is. So that could rub the league wrong in. Either situation that being said, if it ain't in the league by laws, they need to leave this damn kid alone and let him ball out. Um, all that being said, I want to say Y'all got to feel old. You know what? Cuz today is daughter 2 times 16th birthday. Y'all Kalin happy birthday baby. See

Lieutenant Dan and my Jenna


Soccer kid
So, let me get this right. Your kids playing on a soccer field. And some other kid totally outdo them. I mean, just really outdo them and your solution is to call the cops. Sorry Lane. Probably expect a participation trophy too. On top of it all.