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Daughter 2 Times sonogram carved into a pumpkin tattoo, shes a Halloween time baby...also Jack!

Rate my Halloween Spirit: Billy Boner is a Bears fan

For some reason kids don't like coming up to my door I don't know why I wear it every year

Rate my Halloween spirit: I got in trouble edition

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[Telephone Ringing] So, regarding the Google rating for I9 Sports in the Winter Park area... [Wilhelm Scream] That 2.2 rating doesn't have any new ratings beyond August 2026. I would imagine that once this story really gets viral.. [A Few Moments Later] their rating would fall closer to the 1 star range.

Here is the message on the wrapper.

he dresses up for every holiday

This is another one of my pumpkins, but its not spooky.