Hey junkies, this is my first dispatch. I couldn't think of a really funny name like everyone else, so I'm just Jason. Uh, yeah, I want to give you my very good Charlie, Chaplain impression. All right, here we go. Charlie Chaplain impression. All right, thanks a lot. That was my Charlie Chaplan impression. Thank you.
Uh, hello News. Junkie Hank Hill here on my lunch break from the propane store. You uh, I got a call from my son Bobby, who listens to y'all. Saying you don't want anybody, doing a Donald Trump impersonation? Well, I'll tell you, I do a damn good 1 and here it is. uh, I like bleach. And I think that all illegal immigrants are nothing but aliens from outer space, and your government's been hiding it from you for a long time. God Bless America. Thank you. Ah, that's it.
D. I mean, I'm a ducky sick. I'm a ducky, sick, I'm hide. And you can't see me. I'm a ducky. Take, I'm a ducky, sake. Look at me, I'm a junkie dick. By Sean.
Bro, I hate snakes so I do not envy you that being said I'd be trying to figure out how the hell it got in there to prevent a venomous 1, getting in next time, since people have said that this 1 is not venomous, um, when it comes to the gambling thing. Yeah, man. It it's a lot bigger and easier to access. Now, I've been gambling since like 2003, right? And I did a paper in college in 2009 on, uh, how gambling and, and legalizing marijuana may impact. Florida and 1 thing that I recall from that research was back then. A lot of people were betting in entire paychecks on a weekly basis when it came to gambling. So that's nothing new. But it, you know, it's definitely more, uh, widespread super
This is my Donald Trump that I do for voice work and thought this would be fun. Love the show.
Well alone is Jackie, Sean djt here. I'm very busy but I was able to take a couple of moments. I wanted to wanted to do the dispatch right and let you know, I do. Listen, I listen to The News Junkie and by the way, I'm not a junkie. I don't do don't drink. I've never done drugs. I do like junk food. I'm a junkie, like, come on. I mean, I like a good Big Mac, right? Who doesn't come on, but you guys, you do a terrific job. You say, a lot of news, a lot of it, I believe it's fake a lot of fake stuff in there, right? Especially about me. But I'm not going to get rid of you. I tell you right now, I'm getting rid of the fake and I'm not getting rid of you. You're doing a great job, guys. You're doing great.
Yes, they know me, you know me, I am the greatest, you know that, you know, they say that they say you are the greatest there's ever been. There's no other 1 better than you. You know me, you know me, you know, I love the blacks, I love the blacks but I hate those mosquitoes, no mosquitoes. And let me tell you about those Latins. Those Latins, I, I love them. I love them big booty Latinas. I love them. You know, I love them and you've seen them. I love them. We love them. We love them. Thick thick Latinas, we love them. Uh we are in the Golden Era, the greatest era alive, greatest greatest, there's no other 1 better than me. I am the best, you know me. You know me. They call me crazy. Trump.
Hey guys, I got a quick question for you. Of the 3 of you in in reference to Buffalo chicken wings The ones that aren't Flats. Do you refer to them as drums?
Rate my breakup, she didn’t tell me she was in a cult.
Rate. My breakup when I was at UCF, I dated a girl who was very churchy and very inexperienced. I was going through a phase of the time where I was trying to be a little bit more churchy and I was attracted to her in experience. Things, progressed, great. And I had no idea or any inclination or anything was weird until the end of the semester when I drove her to her parents' house in denel and where upon stepping on her front porch, her dad opens the door and says hi, you're welcome to come inside? But before you do, I'm legally required to inform you that we were once in a cult. I stopped cold. And I said, does that mean your wife's name is sunshine? Because you obviously didn't drink. The Kool hate He goes, well, it's not that kind of cult our church had a Schism. And we followed a guy who started an offshoot church outside of normal churchy. Watching things and well it got broken up by the FBI and now I'm required to tell that to everybody. My daughter brings over. Hi. You want to come in for a steak dinner? so,
