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Been wanting a professional trim. And yes, hammer and nails is up here now too






Muffins
Who bites into a muffin, that's Savage. Your behalf you break off the muffin top you know you you have to savor the muffin top so you break it off piece from the side and you just go around and then maybe once you have broken off all the muffin top or the top of the muffin, you know, you're left with that bottom piece there that aligns with the top of the wrapper and then you peel the wrapper off and then you break that in half and then you take little bites maybe but nobody just like shove them up in their mouth.

America. Born N bread
Had to check in quickly regarding this razor blade bread in the Walmart. Uh firstly yet another reason I just stay away from Walmarts altogether. Um but more importantly um I'm just listening I'm not watching the show today so I haven't seen the bread but I can just guess based off the story that no matter what kind of bread it was once you bite into it, it's hollow bread. Yow tip your Baker, I'm sorry.

Brown University
this reminds me of the scene from The Pink Panther movie when they go to the Press conference and he says, let me get you caught up to speed. We know absolutely nothing. You are now up to speed.

Thank you for everything, junkies!!!
Hey junkies, thank you so much for everything. You've done this year, so much, amazing content. It really got me through my last couple semesters of college in between lectures and readings and videos and all the things I had to do. Um, you guys brought so much laughter and amazing content. So thank you. Thank you so much. And I really hope that my first dispatch of next year is out in the champion of the News. Junkie fantasy football league going in a week to the playoffs. I'm going strong. So we'll see how the rest of the playoffs go. You guys have a wonderful break and we'll see you in the new year.

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