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Real feel 104 right now in the villages florida. Soffit and fascia installation

I make this job HOT (mechanic, I do have fans and shade about half the time though)

Out here on the dock checking in all the items for the next cruise no shade says it's 92 but feels like 106

Evil Eye about staying hydraded
Hey, it's evil eye. I tell you this. Next person that sits inside all day in the air conditioning looks at me. I'm working outside says, stay hydrated. I'm on throat, bunch. I mean it too. You really want to see, Jesus test me. You don't want to see Jesus. That's fine too. You won't see nothing.

Android saying hello
Hello, testing. 1 2. This is a test of the Android dispatch recorder.

Best covers
What are you doing, crew? Any cover that has been sung by William Shatner almost said something else. Any of his covers are gold, I love them.

The pastor and Josh’s commercial
Hey, happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Um I got 2 things real quick. Uh, that Pastor uh whooping ass really does make me think that like maybe they crucify Jesus because he was just going around like paranoid fighting everybody like and then they just had to stop him. Like maybe he just thought somebody was talking about his mom or you know, I don't know. Would you say about my heavenly father? And then he just started trying to whoop everybody. And then the other thing is, what is with that commercial that comes on where it's like, oh the day is mo better with Joshua foul or speak for yourself. The dude is an energy vampire and he sucks Souls. And that's also why I don't understand why I love him so much. I think that we go.

Mowing and driving today
Hey, it's junkies hey. Um, usually what I'm cutting my yard like after work on Friday. Usually, I'm wrapping up by about 8:15, 8:30, the sun's still out, but honestly, 8:30 is the cut off at that point. You should be kind of winding down, so maybe the guy was almost done cutting his yard and also I don't know what the deal is that everyone driving today but everyone's driving like a bunch of freaking entrepreneurs.

Boomer
2 ragging on people complaining about ebikes but then you bitch about somebody mowing their lawn at 8:30 p.m. who's the Boomer that's not night time.

A/C
Okay, I'm going to be clear on this. I'm all for fighting climate change and Green Technology, but I'm not going to die from heat prostration to do it. So Crank That AC Bay Bay