So I don't remember because I was like 2 or 3 years old. However, the story has been told to me many times where my family, uh, took us all out to a super fancy meal at, uh, Red Lobster. Which for back then was really fancy for my family and uh, my dad had to excuse himself to the bathroom to where when I saw him coming out. A little 2-year-old me stood up and yelled. Daddy you go up poopo. and um, Yeah, it took my dad a while to get back to the table because everybody was clapping. So not exactly my embarrassing story but you know it's a story.

Hello, news. Junkies my embarrassing story. The first year, of the big castle light show at the Magic Kingdom. I was part of the crew that was, uh, involved with that show and the first night, we're getting ready to turn on the lights. And, uh, I had come down the stairs that were on the uh, Castle itself and missed a step. It was dark and I fell down 4 or 5 stairs flat on my face in front of oh only about 25,000 people. Fortunately only the ones on the front I think could see me. Uh, yeah. And was a little agitated that I didn't even get a viral video out of it.

What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick. This 1 time I used to work at Rollins College and I was in the gymnasium and I had to go to the bathroom and they were doing some work. They had taken the signs off the bathroom, the the bathroom doors, the locker room doors, I thought, I knew where I was going, I went in the wrong door, I'm in the middle of my business, stinking up the joint and like the entire women's volleyball. Team. Come walking in somehow someway. They just walked right past me. I acted like nothing was happening. They couldn't see who was in that stall. And as soon as the coast was clear, I made a break for it and didn't get caught. I washed my hands later. The embarrassing.

Hello, junkies simply Jeremy here. Well, my most embarrassing story is I think I was in ninth grade before school standing out there. All the people around staying with a group of people and this girl walks up behind me and pants is me that's sweatpants on Underwear and all. Yep, my shirt was not that long and it was embarrassing but um yeah that's my most embarrassing story later.

So I’m at Kobe with 2 people and 8 other strangers.The chef starts doing his thing, tossing shrimp around, flipping knives, making volcanoes out of onions. Then comes the FIRE EXPLOSION. And without even thinking, I immediately blurt out: “Damn, that was like Hiroshima.” Silence. [Crickets] The chef stops. My friend stop. The strangers stop. I swear even the little onion volcano looked uncomfortable. I’m thinking, “Oh no… I have made a terrible mistake.”

Hey, junkies. So I was about 10. I guess we were at a pet store and I picked up a dog treat and started smelling it and my family starts laughing. And I don't know why, but I just started Hamming it along and rubbing it all over my face and all that good stuff. And come to find out later that it was a bully stick. That they were, that's why they were laughing at me. So fun have a great day Junkies.

So my most embarrassing story. I was a freshman at Lake Hill, High School playing football. We went to a veto for a game as freshmen. I went to help the fence around the football field, a little uh 4 foot chain link fence. and the little loop at the top of the chain link is, My thumb somehow got under it it went in the bottom of my thumb, it came out the top by my nail. It hurt so bad. I sat there with my arms crossed cuz I couldn't get it off. I didn't know what to do. I was scared. Embarrassed 1 of the parents. Finally came over 1 of his fathers and saw it and helped me pull my thumb off. And it became a whole event. Is that in watching the football game? Everybody was watching me. It was the most embarrassing thing. I think I've been through as a kid, especially a freshman. But all good. Now I got the scar to prove it so have a good 1 guys.

Working in a professional office. I had a stomach issue, could not get to the bathroom, left a trail to the bathroom coming out my pant leg. Cleaned up in the bathroom but had a meeting so went to the meeting with semi damp pants no underwear. [Gunshots]

I was at a Metallica summer concert series back in the late 90s. Uh, I was walking to find a place to sit with my burger and beer and some friends and I slipped into an open manhole that was surrounded by about 2 feet of weeds in front of about a thousand people that were also standing up in those stands. I skinned up the inside of my leg and wrecked my nuts. Didn't drop the burger or beer.

A few years ago, I pulled up to the Region's Bank, drive-thru for work to make a deposit. And I popped, you know, they opened the drawer. I stick in You know, the stuff from my passenger seat from my car. And then all of a sudden I hear everybody laughing just hysterically laughing, laughing like red face, purple face. I put my Red Box movie in in the depository for the bank drive through and the drive. The deposit was laying on the seat of my car, so I totally totally, uh, messed up that 1 but, yeah, that's what I did. I gave, um, Regions Bank, some Red Box movies. It was kind of hilarious. Anyway, have a great day y'all.