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Congrats on the increase in viewership
Welcome back junkie. Um, bit of a data nerd and I noticed that your YouTube views are up, pretty significantly. Um, congrats. You've kind of hovered around the 2.7 2.8k viewers. Um, most of your videos for a while and now I'm seeing, I think 3 and 4,000 views on your most recent video. Good job, dude. That's awesome. Um, please update the app so that I can tap the microphone button to end my dispatch. Um, that would be a nice feature. Wiggle, wiggle, pop up.

SYDNEY SWEENEY
What's up, junkies happy today. So, Sean Sydney Sweeney thing is so dumb because the same women complaining about, oh well, you know, she's she's destroying women's sports, da da da, da da, they're the same ones that are like go off queen go get your only fans back go Queen get your money sex work is so great. You know go off Queen you do you get that misogyny back? Take that money from those men. Go off Queen, it's so dumb. Have some standards or don't have zero or have zero standards at all. God. Idiots. Anyways, back to goona.

Must visit other parts of the keys
Hey Sean. Um I would definitely say you should check out other Islands from the keys. There's Marathon I've stayed on Marathon that's I think the largest 1 that's a really cool Island. Uh, the bridge is right there, um I stayed on Big Pine Key with all the key deer walking around. That's pretty cool. Uh I would also recommend like maybe staying up in the Upper Keys like where Isa marada and I think Key Largo is and you can go to a place called Robbies and feed these giant tarpon fish that jump out of the water. It's it's a pretty cool it's a pretty cool set of islands and just going to Key West for me every time I've gone. It's always just been a 1 day. 1 night thing, we go there for the day, we stay until night, watch the people on the street. You know, do the performance is get some drinks. And then leave but the rest of the time is spent snorkeling or out in the water. Not in the city center where everything's packed. Have a good show guys. Bye.

Rate my blank
Is there going to be a rate in my blank this week? And who won last week?

The keys
What's going on, junkies? Hey, as far as the keys go, uh, it's been a week in the keys earlier in June, and it was amazing. And every restaurant we visited the service was on point, but we were in Marathon we always get a house right on the water where we can dock the boat and spend most of our time out on the boat but Marathon Key Services much better than down there in Key West. I don't even go down there when the rest of the people want to go walk around. I have no interest in that spot anymore. Anyways, have a good 1 guys, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.

Celebrity encounter with REO Speedwagon
Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know, my celebrity encounter was with Ario Speedwagon. I was working at the Hilton in Cocoa Beach and they were playing The Bard Fair. They needed a ride so I gave them a ride to Bernard. Uh, Bernard surf. I think it was called back in the time in Cocoa Beach, and they asked me to come in with them and hang out in the bar. And I said, oh sorry. I just got married, and I have to go home to my husband. Oh my God. What was I thinking? Anyway, fast forward ran into went to the concert at uh, Hard Rock. And Kevin Cronin came in the lounge after in the Velvet bar and I chatted with him and he actually remembered the story because he said, he couldn't believe that he couldn't get a young. girl to go hang out in a bar with them and they felt like they were Not on their game anymore. And I'm pretty sure sellen was working as a bartender that night at The Velvet Lounge. All right. You guys have a good 1?

Lindsay Clancy supporters count?
All right. All right. No politics in the fandom uh poll. So I'm going to go with uh Lindsay Clancy, supporters. Does, does that count?

Worst fan base ever
Hey new. Junkies Lou sassle here uh, Talking about the worst fan base. Um, Does Mac account. Because I, I vote them. Wiggle wiggle, on, pop up and all that stuff.

Such a tool cop
I am so tired of these tool bags becoming cops. He probably has some tribal tattoos as well. Man, I just think he needs his ass beat like, God, what is wrong with these guys? They are such tools.

Forgot you guys were off....
So sorry, I'm a couple days behind on the podcast and I just realized you guys are not on today on Friday. So Sean hope you're enjoying your Key West visit and I hope to see Lane and Josh are having fun in their vacation. Enjoy the weekend, happy Saturday Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, blah, blah, blah.