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Speaker phone at the stores
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So I work at Publix and I deal with this a lot customers constantly just blasting their conversations on speakerphone. Um, I won't engage them if they're trying to get something from the counter and they usually look at me crazy because they're looking at me. Like I'm gonna help them but they're talking on the phone. I don't know who they're talking to but the best 1 was I was in the public restroom and the back of the store and there was a customer already in there. She was on speaker phone and she was talking to her girlfriend about, I don't know someone's. Boo saying that, uh, she found his rap sheet, he was arrested for all these things. He's a piece of crap and I'm like, I don't need to hear that. First of all I don't want to be recorded in the bathroom you know on the someone's on the phone, I'm going doing my business but like just have some respect dude. Like what?




Old people and guns
Can we, please? Agree. That we need to stop allowing angry old people to buy guns, it never ends well for anybody.

Undercover boss rehab
Hey, guys, listen to you talk about Undercover Boss, used to like that show a lot when it first came out. Um, I'll always remember the, I think it was the Donato's episode where the woman's CEO was undercover and she was going around doing deliveries with this kid. He I don't know how old he was at least, like 18 or something, but She was having such a great time with him on all of his deliveries. They were joking laughing. She was getting to really know him and just just really interested in his story and who he was and just thought he was just the model employee until she found out he smoked weed and then at the end of the episode, She paid for him to go to a weed rehab center. I always remember that as being 1 of the funniest things ever. Oh, how times have changed. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

The otters of Lake Tahoe are waiting to welcome Lynette back to the beach.

Zootopia Everton otter
Scotty Long duk Dong here? Question, for the otter lady. Does the movie zootopia? Give her nightmares now. See.

I'm the VP of my HOA
So, I joined my HOA because I hate HOAs and because when I first moved to my neighborhood, I realized that we have a bunch of old stuffy like super and I mean, hold on to your pearls Edith, that they were super racist and I'm not and they were that we had a meeting 1 time and just openly, they were being racist in front of, like, 45 residents in the neighborhood. And so, I joined a HOA. I'm now Vice President, which I don't hold as an honor, I hold as a burden. And this guy's HOA sounds like a nightmare. We had a family that was 2,975 behind on dues. They showed us that they were having financial difficulty and they currently have their house up for sale. We're like yeah. Go for anything we could do to help you, you know, move this process along to help you sell the house, we'll help you fix it up. That's what a neighborhood is for. It's not just for the Neighbors who bitch about everything, it's for all the neighbors,

Thought crimes and Ed
All right, what's up? Joy's happen today, so Sean 2 things, you can't be arrested for Thought crime. So if you say, you know, I want to K, Rick Scott, you know, you can't be arrested for that. I mean, you know, it's a thought crime, you know, let's not. Let's not get into that weird world where we start arresting people for threats online. I mean, come on, I mean, how many times would you be arrested? But also when it comes to the, uh, uh, what's that guy? The redheaded guy. No soul guy. Um, Bro, music's music's been political all of our Lives, bro. Like you don't even know like everything is political, bro. You know, the music is political, it is the politicalization of our voices in a symphonic form, bro, you don't even know like God, You don't even understand music. If you don't understand politics like cuz that's what music is bro.