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The odyssey
I just see the honestly. Za and Ellie page didn't have a big Parts, they're just minor Parts in the movie.


My first TNJ Magnet and live show

the smokiest day of the year disputed
Hello news, junkies Tony limo guy here from West Palm Beach. I just had a comment about the smokiest day in history in Chicago. I doubt it was the smokiest day in history in Chicago today, especially since Chicago burned to the ground because of Mrs. Orys supposed cow kicking over a candle. I believe it was a lot smokier on that day. Thanks.

Navy office manager about surplus
Hey news. Junkies yeah, Sean, you're pretty correct on the Surplus thing with the government. Uh, Navy veteran here and we had an office. Well, I ran an office and our budget was about 140,000 for the year. You know, buy all new tables, chairs all that stuff. But the next year we didn't need all new tables, chairs and computers but if we didn't spend that 140,000, it went away. So we made sure, we spent it every year. Have a good day guys. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
What's up junkies I want to invite you to my castle where I can suck your blood

Graffiti on Swilly 🐊 

Tax reform
We're, we're literally living in 1984 right now in the book. Nobody's paid attention to any kind of wearing that we were received. Uh, Tech is in years ago. Warned us about this about computers and the government just taking over and surveilling everything. And it it's goes back to the principle of the Frog being Dropped into a Boiling Pot of water is just going to drop jump out. Whereas now if you just put them in there to lukewarm and just keep turning the water up a little bit more and more, it gets used to it and we're not going to do anything. So I say just slash the budgets throw their tea in the harbor and let's move on.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Hi fellas happy Friday. Hey Shawn I just wanted to compliment your pigeon shirt and wearing it in memoriam for the Pigeon Lady from Home Alone 2 dying. Talk about a true fan!