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Jokey joke
What's the difference between a sock and a camera? A sock takes 5 toes and a camera takes photos.

Amish joke
All right, guys, last 1, tell me if you know what this is. It's an Amish drive by shooting.

Dad joke
What do you call a chicken looking at a salad? Chicken sees a salad.

dad joke
I went to the doctor the other day. I was in the room next to Sean. I heard the doctor tell him. Don't eat anything fatty. and Sean said, you mean like fast food The doctor said no, don't eat anything fatty.

Dad joke
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they can never find home.

My last and the best dad joke
All right, here's my last attempt at that joke, whenever you're traveling about Cemetery with you, you ask me? Yeah, place over there. People are just starting to get in there.

Stupid joke
Hi guys. Happy Friday. So, a guy has a exam at the Proctologist for the first time in His on the table and his little white gown and the doctor walks in its not his gloves. Maybe doctor announces, okay, Steve don't get aroused. And the guy's like, I think you might have the wrong room. I'm Kevin and doctor says, no, I'm Steve.

Dad joke you haven’t heard, for real.
So they did this survey last year to see, which Hollywood A-list actors had the most colonoscopies done. And the winner. Cameron Diaz. Wiggle wiggle. Papa

Dad joke
Saw a book at the bookstore said solve 50% of your problems. I bought 2.

Winning Joke!!!!!
All right, I got a real knee swapper for you. How do you make a dead baby float? 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream, 2, scoops of dead, baby.