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Muffins
Who bites into a muffin, that's Savage. Your behalf you break off the muffin top you know you you have to savor the muffin top so you break it off piece from the side and you just go around and then maybe once you have broken off all the muffin top or the top of the muffin, you know, you're left with that bottom piece there that aligns with the top of the wrapper and then you peel the wrapper off and then you break that in half and then you take little bites maybe but nobody just like shove them up in their mouth.

America. Born N bread
Had to check in quickly regarding this razor blade bread in the Walmart. Uh firstly yet another reason I just stay away from Walmarts altogether. Um but more importantly um I'm just listening I'm not watching the show today so I haven't seen the bread but I can just guess based off the story that no matter what kind of bread it was once you bite into it, it's hollow bread. Yow tip your Baker, I'm sorry.

Brown University
this reminds me of the scene from The Pink Panther movie when they go to the Press conference and he says, let me get you caught up to speed. We know absolutely nothing. You are now up to speed.

Thank you for everything, junkies!!!
Hey junkies, thank you so much for everything. You've done this year, so much, amazing content. It really got me through my last couple semesters of college in between lectures and readings and videos and all the things I had to do. Um, you guys brought so much laughter and amazing content. So thank you. Thank you so much. And I really hope that my first dispatch of next year is out in the champion of the News. Junkie fantasy football league going in a week to the playoffs. I'm going strong. So we'll see how the rest of the playoffs go. You guys have a wonderful break and we'll see you in the new year.

Stupid law..
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? This whole license plate thing is so annoying. It's, I understand the purpose of it but just leave us alone. I have a license plate cover on my car. I took it off yesterday but I've had that same license plate cover for the last 3 of my vehicles. Um so I'm going to save it and I'm going to print out pictures of the cars that the license plate holder was on and I'm just going to like have it somewhere as like a memory for for all the good times we had together but yeah, stupid loss anyway. Love you. Bye.

I think this is an illegal tag example

I was a toll pirate on the highway for 2 years
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. I was a toll pirate for about 2 years. I drove my pickup truck with my tailgate down no tag, cover none of that stuff, just drove with the tailgate down and the cameras could not see my license plate. And I ran tolls for like I said, 2 years till they, finally put out a sting operation on me and caught me on the Highway 1 day. And uh I ended up having to go to court and everything. Got fined, 2, 0, 0, The sign before the toll plaza says photo violation. $100, why am I being fine 200? So they dropped to find the $100. And all I went paid my tab and left.

License Plate Drama
All right, if the State of Florida needs more money, what do you do? You sit back and nitpick at little things like the license plate, vanity, um, plate and you find us, your arrest us, the arrest rates goes up, um, but it's easier to do that than just to go to the dealerships and put out a statement to these dealerships telling them to redesign those stopped making them because they can't get money out of the dealerships, but they can get money out of us. It's all about the money, folks.

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