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Elevator with Keith Hernandez
I got it on an elevator at a Mets game with Keith Hernandez. My wife and I asked if we could take a picture with him and he said, yes. Uh, she took 2 pictures, the first 1, he was smiling, his second 1, he was really annoyed, then other people got on the elevator and recognized him. Started talking to him and he straight up ignored them and it made for a really awkward elevator ride.

i met noah hathaway and was so nervous, i was shaking uncontrollably. he was so kind and talked to me and held onto me like he held artax. 🤣 this was around 2003-ish at megacon.

I met Andre 3,000.
Yo News Junkie. What's up guys? Uh keep up the work. Listen in 1998 uh A little 20 year old me. I grew up in North Atlanta. Uh, ran into Andre 3000 from Outkast at the Cheesecake Factory in Atlanta. I was super nervous. I wanted to say, hey, but I, I was scared too, but I ended up before I leave saying hi. And he actually invited me and my girlfriend at the time to sit down and finish lunch with them. Really cool guy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hotel room
About the hotel room thing. I know when I was working in 1 about 20 years ago, I had just started and checked in a lady and said, her room number out loud. An experienced employee next to me. Said there was something wrong with that room. Took her key card, reprogrammed, it for another room and handed it to her quietly. And then later told me that we do not even Women's room. Numbers out loud.

Hard fouls & Tough Cry babies
All right, folks, just need to calm down a bit. Um, if you are actual fan of the game and and watch on a nightly basis and, um, not just wait for the drama to unfold afterwards. Um, you'll know that, uh, DNA Carrington is 1 of the best defensive players in the league, top 5 for the past few years. Um, this is such signature, She chased down, uh the player and get a hard block from behind. She's been doing it since the college days. She was just so happened to be a little behind. So for Cunningham and she got her in the face. Um, it was a flagrant 2 that ejected hot of the game. So that's pretty much it. Now, you want to see a hard file, J Melbourne, a few weeks ago and got pushed to the floor. Knocked 2 of her front teeth out partially, uh, picked them up. Gave them to her coach and got back into the game. Um, because that's what she does. She doesn't, she doesn't cry about it. Um, it's a lot of players that get hard files guys. It's it's it's not that big of a deal hippie out.

Nick Hexum celebrity story before 311 hit it big
All right, Sean. Here's my, uh, here's my celebrity story station in witch, talk Kansas. This is in the 90s. Uh, go to a local bar called The Aviator to go, see 311 So, I'm in the men's room, taking a whiz and then walks Nick Hexum next to me, I look over, he's about 2 inches taller than me and he said, and I say, uh, Nick, what's up, man? Hey, after you get out of here, let's uh, let's go to the bar. Well, I'll, I'll get you a drink. So we go to the bar. He's standing there. He introduces him himself to the girl. I'm with and ends up grabbing her hand and walking off. Oh it was great. Anyway, heavy LED Mark out later.

Kids on a plane
What's up, junkies happy? Today, it's Monday. It sucks. Uh, Sean. So my daughter's are 3 and a half 4 in November and they have traveled at minimum at minimum 12 times in their life already on a plane, we have never had a single issue with them. Because before we get them on the plane, we explain to them. What's going on. We talked to them even at 2 and 3 years old they understand hey you have to act a little bit appropriate. You have to do you have to listen? It's not that hard as a parent to do, if you can't do this as a parent. You shouldn't be a parent, and there's a lot of people out there that shouldn't be parents. All right. You should have been clipped from the very beginning of Life. We going to pop up.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I was flying to Dubai from Atlanta which is a 14 hour flight for work. I had a first class ticket and in first class lounge I saw Orlando Jones walk in. On the flight he ended up sitting next to me and we were the middle seats in first class. I was too nervous to bother him so I just ended up sleeping next to him on the flight. Very nice guy and very funny. [Crowd Cheering] [Rimshot]

I was a Dad Joke Finalist. This is my concession speech.
Hey News Junkie uh this is meowing later. I was a finalist for the rate, my dad joke and while I didn't win at least, I lost to an actual father and son and that seems appropriate. So congratulations to them. um, and as my father always said, if life hands you melons You might have dyslexia.

Stacy’s Mom retired teacher. So happy
Good Morning, News junkies, it's Stacy small after 35 years of teaching, I am not going to school today. On the first day of school it's such a great feeling. I'm headed to the bar to have a drink to celebrate. Happy Monday.