My father once told me that humans, eat more bananas than monkeys. And I don't think that's true because I've never seen a human eat a monkey.

Hey guys. Hey, I just wanted to let everyone know that you guys are wrong. I watch on the YouTube and I saw what this girl was doing outside of that wheelchair back flips and all types of stuff on the balance menu. Y'all need to do your research, she was faking.

A little fun fact, koifish travel in groups of 4. The a, the B, the C and the D. And in case of danger, the a, the B and the C will scatter leaving behind the decoy, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Happy Tuesday, News, Junkie crew, um, my kid goes to a private school. And it's federally funded through a grant, so we don't even have to pay for that. School. Provides all necessary, school supplies. All we have to do is have my kids, some new sneakers, and make sure he's got pants and shirts, uh, that match their dress code. And we also have to take the new shirts and go and get the School logo embroidered onto them at a private place, uh, every year but we spend nowhere near that maybe $400. Total.

Knock knock, who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Oh, forget it. There's no point.

Hello, Sean, Sean and maybe Josh. Here's my submission of dad joke of the week. This is Sean or seen from uh Indiana. Uh what do you call a magician? That's lost his magic. Ian.

if that lady was so religious, and so Believe me, God, maybe she would have taken that as a sign that God did not want her on the plane. And she should just believe and have faith in God that he is. All right? And that he knows no wrong and that he does not want her on that plane for some reason. I don't know, I wish someone would have also just said, shut the f up. No 1 car.

I have an acquaintance who went to Berkeley College of Music, 1 of the major, major music schools, uh, to major in playing trombone and while he was there uh, in his first or second year there, the professor brought in a 14-year-old student to uh from a junior high or something, High School to teach them all how to play Trombone and it ruined this guy's life. He went into like a spiral of how could I ever be a good Trump own player when they're bringing in like this 14-year old kid to show me how to do it, he wandered the campus of the school for a couple of days, just in depression until he heard this beautiful amazing music coming out of an open window, he found out, it was the film scoring Department, long story short, 30 years later, lots of hard work in the industry. He wound up scoring 2 or 3, big clean, Eastwood films and several other major MO Some pictures. And now he's 1 of those guys that does big Motion Picture scoring. So you know, having a young teacher could completely change your life in a totally weird way.

Hey, Junkies. Maybe this will count as a dad joke. You got 3 old. Ladies are at the park sitting out a bench. Feeding the pigeons. All of a sudden. A guy runs by. And he flashes, all 3 old ladies. 2 of them. Immediately had a stroke. But the third just couldn't reach.

What up news Junkies? Your dad joke of the day is well Sean's a dad, a radio host and suddenly, in his midlife crisis, he cannot spell rake. So instead, the visual is rack girl, a blonde, big boobs, yo bikini, Thanks, Sean. It was a good view.