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Sure sweetie I'll stop, Steve! It's your turn!
Does it sound like this lady is touching up her story? Yes. And maybe I'm alone here but to me that story. Didn't vindicate. Those dudes. That was bad enough that I thought it was the most recent story. Those College dudes sounded like they knowingly and with intent had a very specific Mission. They didn't go. Hey sweetie here. Have another couple beers and loosen up. They were feeding that girl ketamine to run train and sure to an extent, she went along with it but there seemed to be many times where within that statement she tried to get off that bus and was kind of just like eh softly encouraged not to or slightly let off of you know what I mean there was nothing innocent about any of that. so,

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[Screaming Goat] My rate my life hack is hilarious if you’re a parent. I tell my 7 year old daughter her ears turn red when she tells a lie. She wears her hair in a ponytail 99 percent of the time, but she will let her hair down to cover her ears when she’s about to lie. So I let her lie to me and then pull her hair back and tell her her ears are red. It’s been life-changing fellas. Wiggle wiggle pop pop.

1,100 a month just for my work truck
News Junkie crew. Man, I'm averaging right now about 1100 dollars a month and fuel. Gas prices are out of control. That's just my 1 truck for work. I'm not counting my wife's car.

Life Hack-Beating somebody with a baseball bat
If you ever find yourself beating somebody to death with a baseball bat, put a sock over the barrel. That way if they grab a hold of it, you can give it a yank, they're left holding a sock and you can continue beating their brains in

Gary busey
1 of my favorite Gary busy clips. From recent is him looking all crazy saying. Let's talk about buttered sausage. And where does it come from the dude is off the charts crazy. They're bringing injury, really missed him. Look.

Dumb and dumber 3 starring Gary busey and David Lee bra
Coming in the summer of 2027. Dumb and Dumber 3 starring. David Lee Roth. And Gary busy. The dumbest. Watch them chase around. Lesbian supermodels, an internet trolls. There will never be anything Dumber.

Rate my life hack. Toast app
Hey guys, I have a uh, life hack here. Um, If your birthday is coming up, download the toast app on the App Store. Um, and in that app you can sign up for like every reward system. Uh that's in your area. And a lot of these places will give you like $15 gift cards that you can use all month. Uh, so like my birthday was recently and I got about like 10 15 meals out of it. I was just eating free food for like a whole month, almost. But yeah, download the toast app. Uh, put in your birthday. Uh, sign up for basically every reward system and you just get so much free food. Thanks guys.

David Lee Roth here! I have something to say to SEAN!πŸ˜‰
You know, I don't really appreciate you and stealing all my ideas for your little radio show and I P. Stealing my show. Oh, I live my life. Like, I'm already. Oh, all I've got a stone from shein. We're really, man, don't be talking. No smacking my radio. I'm going to go uh, back to Vegas and get fired. All right, I see you guys later. Have a good 1. Okay.

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Regarding the THC ban. Good old Glitch Mitch McConnell was the one who backed the ban language that was added to the bill to reopen the government. Then look what happened to him. Karma maybe?

Here is the two phone numbers that you need to put out if you want to keep your THC drink drinks this is the White House Con line and also the Whitehouse switchboard and you asked to speak to Donald Trump and you tell him that you wanna keep weed