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I know a thing or two about bird law
Hey Sean. So about the bird thing. Uh here in the US. We have something called the migratory bird treaty act, which kind of prevents us from Legally being able to uh, interfere with nature and Wildlife when it comes to most birds, unless it's like an invasive species, um, or something with an open hunting season or like Farm birds and people. Uh, so good on you guys, not for, for, not interrupting because most of the time right now, the baby birds that you see hopping around are actually fledgling that are out of the nest on purpose and they're just kind of learning how to navigate the world and moms somewhere watching close by. Okay, bye.

Shawn versus a bear
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So man, Sean, let's be real. You ain't doing nothing with no bear, but bear attacks, lady You ain't gonna fight it. You ain't gonna do anything but talk about it on the radio the next day. And be mad at the bear for killing her, dog.

Now you look less like a gnome.....but you still have a big head 🤷🏼‍♀️



Pinkman looking good
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Sean, you guys are talking about trophies. I had a bowling trophy for being a champion and bowling, but, um, come Saturday. I kept losing all my shots because of, um, pinkman's main. It just distracted me the whole time. Thanks, bye.

A little late to the party, but I made a Shawn Wasson Action figure. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol.🤣

AstroNOTs
All right, but the media colonies women's astronauts, which they're not. Unfortunately, um, the person I feel bad for is Lands bass. Um, he actually did a proper training for us, um, and Russia I believe and got an award for, uh, his performance. And when he came out as gay, they denied, uh, his seat And uh, I think pulled the funding for it if I'm not mistaken, so he should be pissed. I'm just saying, hippie out.

First time dispatch Behold the monster
Longtime listener first-time dispatch, you did a story a few days ago about ouija's wife, the bass player, where his wife shot at the police. And then proceeded to go into some of the things she's done. About a book. She wrote called Beyond the monster or behold the monster and Sabrina I thought you said behold the monster. So I was like great. There goes the name. Only thing is I'm going to put the word mine in front of it. So every time I send a dispatch Sean's got

Resume update?
So wait, if Katie Perry can say that she's an astronaut, does that mean that I can update my resume and say that? I'm an SNL cast member because 1 day I went to Studio 8h when I was in New York. Or maybe I'm a race car driver, because I've driven my car. Once around the Speedway Daytona Speedway. I'm the same thing as Richard F and Betty.

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