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JC chaze fightd
Well, I got in a fight with JC Shaz twice once was here in Orlando at the Roxy uh and the other was on Sunset Boulevard in LA and he was just a dick. Um but otherwise I hung out with uh, Chris kirpatrick. He was awesome. So is Joey Fatone, but uh, G Shaz with that Was just a schmuck.

Harrison Ford being a great man
Hey guys, a lot of years ago, I was in a movie set with Harrison Ford Sally Fields and Henry Winkler the movie was called Heroes. And Harrison Ford was riding to the racetrack with me and my father every day, I told him I wanted to get a picture with Sally Fields and he said it wouldn't be a problem. When I went up to her a security guard, pushed me away, Harrison Ford jumped in and told him he would beat his ass if he ever messed with a fan again. Big hero of Harrison Ford.

DUBYA NNNNNNNN-BA
Man, what is happening? Y'all, I'm here to answer all your WNBA questions and concerns and when it comes to Cunningham and Carrington, I got you because they're both basically the same person, besides how things get handled and that's what generated Carrington's White Privilege comment. Um, they're both enforcers. They both play hard, talk trash. They average about the same kind of stats. Came in the league around the same time. Both went to Big schools have no past beefs. With each other difference is their style of play has resulted in Cunningham, being rich, famous and propped up on a pedestal and with Carrington being labeled a thug, a dirty player. And some people saying she should catch charges. Uh, funny thing about that is this type of play. Albeit, 1, that warrants people getting suspended, find and ejected is 1, that happens all ages and genders of basketball. So you need to get familiar with the game. When you talk like that, that being said, what isn't Supposed to happen is all the bigotry and hatred directed at 1 person as a result.

Rate my blank
The wife and I were driving back from Washington DC and we decided to stop in Virginia Beach for a little pit break. And, uh, Just to check out little town. And so we stopped at the CVS and I was like, man, that's a nerdy guy wearing Escape, you know, wearing a skateboard shirt and he's got a skateboard in his hand. And I was looking a little bit closer. It turned out, I was Tony Hawk in real life. He looks way nerdier but he was super cool. Let us take pictures and you know chitchat with us for a few minutes. He got on a skateboard and went back to do a demo out on the beach.

celebrity experience
the only real celebrity encounter I ever had, I was staying in a hotel in Las Vegas and got on an elevator. and there was a, Older gentleman on there. That looked familiar, but I couldn't Place him and he never said a word just turn around and hand me a business card. And when I looked at the card, it read, on the card, I met Orville Redenbacher.

You summoned the BITCH!!!!!!
Ah, yes. And there it is. Sean, I was waiting for it. Anytime you bring up anything to do with race or the WNBA you summon, Beetlejuice, AKA, I am not a hippie with this stupid crappy trash takes on how the black side is correct. And the white side is wrong or overreacting and uh, yeah, that's just a dnase signature move, you know, the clothesline hook around the throat and take our head off. Yeah, Sophie Cunningham should have got up ripped that stupid fake ass blonde wig off that girl's head and choked her out with it man. What a bonehead take? Uh, I am not a hippie but it does not surprise me because all you do is stick up for black people. You have, you know, but not surprised.

I got some good news yall
Hey there junkies what's going on? Happy today, I have some good news I want to share. So I was 1 of 11 Associates picked to go do a grand opening of a new store. Uh the Big Green store if you know what I mean. Um I'm very excited. It's going to be really good for my career. I'm already looking to get back into management and I'm going to have a lot of big wigs, looking at me, seeing how I handle this Grand open. How I you know and what the other associates. I'm just super excited guys. I'm actually happy for once. It's probably going to be a limited amount of time but happy, happy happy happy. Okay. Bye guys.

Elevator with Keith Hernandez
I got it on an elevator at a Mets game with Keith Hernandez. My wife and I asked if we could take a picture with him and he said, yes. Uh, she took 2 pictures, the first 1, he was smiling, his second 1, he was really annoyed, then other people got on the elevator and recognized him. Started talking to him and he straight up ignored them and it made for a really awkward elevator ride.

i met noah hathaway and was so nervous, i was shaking uncontrollably. he was so kind and talked to me and held onto me like he held artax. 🤣 this was around 2003-ish at megacon.

I met Andre 3,000.
Yo News Junkie. What's up guys? Uh keep up the work. Listen in 1998 uh A little 20 year old me. I grew up in North Atlanta. Uh, ran into Andre 3000 from Outkast at the Cheesecake Factory in Atlanta. I was super nervous. I wanted to say, hey, but I, I was scared too, but I ended up before I leave saying hi. And he actually invited me and my girlfriend at the time to sit down and finish lunch with them. Really cool guy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.