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Rate my Job
Good morning. I can't find the rate. My job, I tried I looked I couldn't find it sweats pouring off me. I can't see cuz sweats in my eyes. So I'm a male carrier. This is Brenda the crazy meal lady. And our boss says, if we turn the air conditioner on, in these Vans, we're going to get charged twenty, 5 dollars a day. So, isn't that lovely? There's some kind of special people. Shout out. Assholes.

Working a property on Palm Bch. Not that bad in reality


Real feel 104 right now in the villages florida. Soffit and fascia installation

I make this job HOT (mechanic, I do have fans and shade about half the time though)

Out here on the dock checking in all the items for the next cruise no shade says it's 92 but feels like 106

Evil Eye about staying hydraded
Hey, it's evil eye. I tell you this. Next person that sits inside all day in the air conditioning looks at me. I'm working outside says, stay hydrated. I'm on throat, bunch. I mean it too. You really want to see, Jesus test me. You don't want to see Jesus. That's fine too. You won't see nothing.

Android saying hello
Hello, testing. 1 2. This is a test of the Android dispatch recorder.

Best covers
What are you doing, crew? Any cover that has been sung by William Shatner almost said something else. Any of his covers are gold, I love them.