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Rate my death.. it includes C Lane
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So for rate, my blank, I think I'm going to win this 1 because it involves ceiling. We actually nearly had uh, close to that experience. And actually 1 of our friends died in this accident. So I don't want to elaborate more but I think ceiling can fill you in. Thanks, bye.

I almost died on a jet ski
Hey, junkies, so about twenty years ago, I was out on Lake Howell riding on a jet ski after a few cocktails with a friend and decided to try and spray people that were on the dock. I lost control of the jet ski and went up onto the dock and was actually almost decapitated by the viewing platform above. Thankfully, the person on the back of the jet ski jumped off at the last minute, otherwise I wouldn't be here today.

My near death experience
When I was 19 years old, I was on a remodel in downtown Orlando. And I was standing under a, you know, just a ceiling mind of my own business and a 650 pound. Cast iron tub. Fell through the ceiling. Hit me directly on top of the head and I broke my neck. Um, I was in a medically induced coma for 4 weeks. They thought I wasn't going to be able to walk again and they told me I was clinically dead for about 3 minutes because I wasn't they couldn't get the tub off me and I was unable to breathe. Um, I don't remember any of it and that's my story.

Custo.e idea....Donald Pardon
Sean. Here's some ideas for uh well at least an idea for a costume. How about Donald pardon man. A blonde wig or quaffed out with 2 big old teas, man. It's perfect. Love to see it man. Later guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Secret show 92
Hey, Sean. Is this trucker? I want to listen to episode Secret show. 92. But it won't let me. Can you fix this, please?

Life hack!
Hi, guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So you're talking about life hacks. Um, I got 1 for you. If you ever get into a car accident or slip of War, you should call more just call more.com, that's where you should go. Um, and when I say that, I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about that guy. I just want to make that clear because this guy is pretty litigious. Thanks bye.

Question for Moe about Flock and a Jones vs US 4th amendment violation?
Sub junkies sub MO. Uh, question flock cameras claim that they only take a photo of your license plate, but if that were true, they would operate like the toll plazas that are in every toll road on Central Florida with that notable flash flock. On the other hand records video and uh, 404 media uh, worked for the hacker that exposed that they take a very detailed uh, description of every vehicle that passes by A Flock camera. Uh, for an example, you would have a Unit number 1, 2 3 4 5 6, uh license plate, are you for a69? Uh Infiniti Q45 lowered smoke coming out of the exhaust, bumper sticker reads, 4 doors, more whores. Um, With enough cameras. They can track your. Movements. How is that? Not a violation of the Fourth Amendment uh, via Jones versus us?

Life hack
My life, hack more for breakfast. Instead of ordering a McGriddle. Order, a big breakfast, cut the sausage and egg, and threes. Now, you got 3 of them.


Special life hack for streaming services
Here's a good life. Hack every year on Black Friday after Thanksgiving. All of the online streaming places. Have what they call Black Friday sales. Keep 2 emails so that way you can switch back and forth every year. And basically what they do is they offer you the streaming service monthly for either a very discounted price monthly or a very discounted annual price I think last year I paid $16 for peacock for the year. I've been getting Disney plus all year long for like $2.99 a month. Anyway, if you rotate those things out every Black Friday, then you can keep it consistent situation. I think maybe for the last 6 4 or 5 years, I've Probably paid like $150 total for all my streaming services, annually. Have a good day, you guys.