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Scotty Long Duk Dong
Dad joke of the day!
Scotty Long duk Dong here? How does a cat like its stake? Well.
meep
TTS Dispatch 🤖
what do you do if your wife starts smoking? slow down and use some lubricant.
BTYguy
dad joke alert. listen before
What do you call 5? Spanish people that cannot swim. Cinco.
Maq
Had to sneak this in last second.
Did you guys know there's a app that could get you a grandmother when you need 1? It's called Instagram.
WaterBoys
Just sayin
Who do you call a few? Uh, black guys at a Clan Gathering. Rize Giza, inspect a deck. You got Method Man, Raekwon you call them. Whatever their name is, you have racist bastards
11Charlie
Dad joke
I asked Siri a question. I said, Hey Siri, why am I so bad with women? She responded. I'm Alexa. Why moron?
Big Bird
Daddy is home
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? Foul weather, okay, I got 1 more. How do you stay warm in a cold room? Go to the corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Mayor of mims
You caught baby
What did the dad say to the criminal? You caught baby. You caught.
SmackaHo
Dad joke
Okay, what do you call a lesbian that's on fire? An LG BBQ.
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