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If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Who.


My mom is stuck in PV, hers an update
Hey nuke. Junkies uh big fan here. So if you want to hear more about this uh cartel thing, my mom's actually stuck in Porta vadera or however you say it and 1 of the main Resorts there. And so I've been talking to her all night and this morning and I'm surprised they don't have military around her Resort. But she said, they have it roped off pretty well and just local security there. And there's just a lot of uh, burnt cars and roadblocks around there. But they're on lockdown, they're not allowed to leave. Um, she seems to think that everything is getting a little bit better. However, uh, they're still not allowed to leave the resort and they are unsure when they'll be able to leave the resort. So I'm getting, you know, live footage and and uh, pictures from her of what's going on. But it sounds like maybe the worst of it. It's over. So let's hope so I'd like to uh, get my mom back in life.

Evil Eye Batman
Hi, I'm Batman. Hey, Sean. Have you ever danced with sea Lane in the pale moonlight? I thought not. Wiggle and wiggle and wiggle and wiggle.

Gay batman
South Beach. Batman here. Me and Robin are having a wonderful time.

Ohhh No!!
Hey, Sydney. Did you miss me? Do you still like to play scary? What, what what do you mean? I mean

Batman voice
Why would you never see Batman on a date in the daytime? He only comes at night.

Global entry
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Uh, Sean. Global Entry is like pre-check, but coming in from other countries, coming from outside the United States back to the United States, they run all your information and stuff like that way ahead. So you just kind of skip the line. Um, basically it's pre-check for international travel. Thanks. Bye.

Miami fbi field office is a joke
Oh yes, the good old Miami FBI field office. That would be the illustrious uh, FBI field office that disregarded. the Stoneman Douglas Shooters uh, Claims to shoot up a school. but they were able to tap basketball coaches, phones in the NCAA to make sure The NCAA didn't lose out on some money. They could have made off of a players and, and other people. So, hey kudos to them, they're on the ball. I'm I'm sure they're going to get this 1 right.

Batman voice
Hello, Junkies. How do you like my Batman voice? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

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