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Nood Bowling
Sean. Sealane Sabrina. What's going on? So I'm all for the idea of, you know, like nude bowling but it's all going to be fun and games until I start getting looks. And people wonder, hey, how come this guy? Only has 1 bumper on his Lane. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


Fb free $$
Hey news. Junkies cats trucker. I just got $20.42 from Facebook. Privacy settlement does did anybody else get some money through the mail?

Uber reward was a lie
Well, good morning. I had an issue with Uber 1. Time somebody called me and straight from the Uber app. A call came up as Uber and they said, That I answered the call, they, they told me that I won 250 dollars and they needed to deposit it into my account because I was doing so good as they said. And when I came to it, I knew it was bogus, but I still played along with it. They told me they needed my information. I gave him a false color in my car. I couldn't remember my tag numbers. That's what I told them. told them I had a black car and Whatever that was. And then he turned around and said, I need your wallet, your, your, your number for your, your account number. And I told him my I have my personal account connected to my Uber account and they how much hung up immediately. so it was kind of weird to me that I tried to call Uber again, I didn't get no message from them or anything saying back with, they heard me or anything but it is what it is. Have a great day.

The real reason for the lights in the sky
Has anybody thought to consider that the, the light in the sky was likely, uh, something to do with the bombing, at the Ocala National Forest, which they've never done before. You're welcome, deuces.

Cringe!
Okay. We all know it. Don't talk like the younger Generations because it is super gross um and I'm your generation Sean. Um and you just did it dude you're saying cringe like over and over and it's making me cringe because you're saying cringe and that's 1 of the words. So let's just say, it was not cool or bogus or whatever we used to say in the olden days. Okay, bye.

Chinese booster meteor
What's up news, junkies the meteor in question or the flash of light, through the sky, from what I understand was a Chinese booster that broke apart. Or some kind of failed space mission by the Chinese. Or it could be aliens. Oh no. But really, it's probably just a, uh, Chinese booster making entry into our Earth again. All right. Have a good day.


Orchard Field
Good Morning, News junkies. I just want to let you know that uh, oard stands for Orchard field, uh, the city of Chicago na renamed, uh, Orchard field to O'Hare, uh, back in, uh, the end of the 1940s I believe. And just like, um, all your bags are MCO going into Orlando International Airport and that stands for Fort McCoy, uh, and that was was the air base down there. But anyway, hope you have a great day.

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