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Good luck with your dad joke with Sean. Dad jokes are not funny
How do you catch a special bird? Unique up on it, of course. How do you domesticate that bird? The tame way.

Another story on a plane.
Hey junkies, uh I think the least surprising. Thing that happened today, was Sean, doing another story about an airplane. and, This time. I didn't hear the, we're back on a plane. even though we were back on a plane,

Dad joke!
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don't like The Flintstones the people of Abu Dhabi do.

Dad joke
What do you call a deer with? No, I No idea.

Just a wee dad joke for
Okay. Here's a we joke for you. Talk about your ongoing police harassment there. I was minding my own business sitting on a park bench. Holding a man's hand. And the police come up and start questioning me. I just looking right in the face and say, How the hell would I know where? The rest of the body is? Have a good day Junkies.

Beef diet
Hey, guys. Hey, I'm wondering if the only ones that can actually afford that steak diet, twice a day, every day would be somebody associated with the White House. I don't know if you guys seen the price of beef lately, but it sure as hell ain't cheap later.

Dad joke
A real dad joke is only good. When it's apparent, of course. Then it makes you grown.

Dad joke submission
Good day. Junkies I heard earlier this morning that there was a gentleman who was attacked by a group of people with musical instruments at the Dr. Phillips Center. They said it was well, orchestrated. Wick a wiggle pop up.

S-Tier Dad Joke
How do you track Will Smith through the mud? Just follow the Fresh Prince.

joke
Okay, junkies is a dentist done in really got busted for selling drugs. I've been going to that guy for like 5 years. I never knew he was a dentist.