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Chinese booster meteor
What's up news, junkies the meteor in question or the flash of light, through the sky, from what I understand was a Chinese booster that broke apart. Or some kind of failed space mission by the Chinese. Or it could be aliens. Oh no. But really, it's probably just a, uh, Chinese booster making entry into our Earth again. All right. Have a good day.


Orchard Field
Good Morning, News junkies. I just want to let you know that uh, oard stands for Orchard field, uh, the city of Chicago na renamed, uh, Orchard field to O'Hare, uh, back in, uh, the end of the 1940s I believe. And just like, um, all your bags are MCO going into Orlando International Airport and that stands for Fort McCoy, uh, and that was was the air base down there. But anyway, hope you have a great day.

Discamp is this coming weekend, and everyone in the TNJ fan community is invited!!


Bear glass
This is just proof that our country keeps getting dumber and dumber. I ain't heard about them bear cups because hey I never go to Starbucks. But I looked online to see what they look like. There's some already going up to 400 up 201200 bucks. Come on people, pull your heads out your butts. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop idiots.

Income not Expeense
What's happening, y'all? I just want to comment on people leaving forward because it's too expensive. I agree. Things are too expensive to your point everywhere. So leaving Florida isn't the solution to solve the expense problem. People are leaving Florida to solve the income problem because they can't afford things here in Florida. Not because of the expense, but because of the income, when compared to other states are Income, does not rank well.

The sacrifice
Good afternoon, junkies, what's up? Hey, uh, just listening to this week in Florida with the lady, wanting to sacrifice her husband and her child. Literally all that popped in my head was that episode of South Park with the lubus. I'm telling you, she was probably doing that for the lubus, it's taking over the world and it is the worst ugliest thing I've ever seen. Anyway, thank you. Bye.

defrost is so easy. how do people not know to use heat? haha
Did you just say the defrost moment where it gets foggier? Do people not know how common temperature works if it's getting foggier? It's because the temperature outside. Is hotter than the inside temperature, you're probably using cold air. If you use heat, then you won't have a problem. Also, you have to have your air on, it can't be recirculating air and it can't just be the Air. Ac turned off, it has to be crisp, clean air, and you can switch the temperature. That's why it's not clearing your windshield common sense.

Peewee theatre
Funny story about peewees, triple X theater, growing up. We would pass it in Sarasota and my sister commented that boy that movie's been playing a really long time. Anyway, it's been gone a long time. They tore it down and something else is there now. Happy Friday everybody.

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