Hey, ladies junkies, this is Steve from Ocala. I got a dad joke for you. Blind Man's walking down by the pier stops. Sniffs. Hello ladies. Wiggle wiggle pop.
Good morning. This is junkies. Um, I wanted to submit my joke. So here it goes. I had a handyman come over to my house today and I wrote him out a list. When I got home, he had only done numbers, 1 3, and 5 turns out. He only does odd jobs. Anyways, love you guys. Have a great show.
Almonds are harvested by attaching a machine to the trunk of the tree and the whole tree is shaken shooken and the almonds fall out and they're all gathered. Some people pronounce almond as almond. Why they shook the L out of it?
I got the most amazing dad jokes ever, you wouldn't believe it. They're amazing. The greatest, some would say Why would the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in 1. And under me we will always get holes in 1 under sleepy. Joe, not very much, not very many at all. In Mexico will pay for the holes. They will. They'll pay for them all and they'll be great. They'll be beautiful and they'll be amazing. Don't worry about it.
