So I’m at Kobe with 2 people and 8 other strangers.The chef starts doing his thing, tossing shrimp around, flipping knives, making volcanoes out of onions. Then comes the FIRE EXPLOSION. And without even thinking, I immediately blurt out: “Damn, that was like Hiroshima.” Silence. [Crickets] The chef stops. My friend stop. The strangers stop. I swear even the little onion volcano looked uncomfortable. I’m thinking, “Oh no… I have made a terrible mistake.”

Hey, junkies. So I was about 10. I guess we were at a pet store and I picked up a dog treat and started smelling it and my family starts laughing. And I don't know why, but I just started Hamming it along and rubbing it all over my face and all that good stuff. And come to find out later that it was a bully stick. That they were, that's why they were laughing at me. So fun have a great day Junkies.

So my most embarrassing story. I was a freshman at Lake Hill, High School playing football. We went to a veto for a game as freshmen. I went to help the fence around the football field, a little uh 4 foot chain link fence. and the little loop at the top of the chain link is, My thumb somehow got under it it went in the bottom of my thumb, it came out the top by my nail. It hurt so bad. I sat there with my arms crossed cuz I couldn't get it off. I didn't know what to do. I was scared. Embarrassed 1 of the parents. Finally came over 1 of his fathers and saw it and helped me pull my thumb off. And it became a whole event. Is that in watching the football game? Everybody was watching me. It was the most embarrassing thing. I think I've been through as a kid, especially a freshman. But all good. Now I got the scar to prove it so have a good 1 guys.

Working in a professional office. I had a stomach issue, could not get to the bathroom, left a trail to the bathroom coming out my pant leg. Cleaned up in the bathroom but had a meeting so went to the meeting with semi damp pants no underwear. [Gunshots]

I was at a Metallica summer concert series back in the late 90s. Uh, I was walking to find a place to sit with my burger and beer and some friends and I slipped into an open manhole that was surrounded by about 2 feet of weeds in front of about a thousand people that were also standing up in those stands. I skinned up the inside of my leg and wrecked my nuts. Didn't drop the burger or beer.

A few years ago, I pulled up to the Region's Bank, drive-thru for work to make a deposit. And I popped, you know, they opened the drawer. I stick in You know, the stuff from my passenger seat from my car. And then all of a sudden I hear everybody laughing just hysterically laughing, laughing like red face, purple face. I put my Red Box movie in in the depository for the bank drive through and the drive. The deposit was laying on the seat of my car, so I totally totally, uh, messed up that 1 but, yeah, that's what I did. I gave, um, Regions Bank, some Red Box movies. It was kind of hilarious. Anyway, have a great day y'all.

Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? Sorry, about the noise in the background. I'm currently in the pool humble brag. My embarrassing story is, I work at a store where I have to ask kids, if they want a free cookie where their parents are or their Guardian, I say Guardian now because I learned real hard at has. I had asked this young boy, if he had his mom, or dad around the gift permission for him to have a cookie. He goes, I don't have a mom or dad. I only have a grandma. Let me tell you what, I want to give them every single cookie I had behind the counter. Okay, bye guys.

So like sea Lane and others. I thought that Tiki bird thing, sounded silly, but knowing Disney, and how Disney gets down? I decided to look at it and I went to the page and I didn't have a line at all to get into, so that tells me Courtney's line is long gone and Sean, you got your bird. That being said, it's 1 of the only items on the d23 page of over. A 100 items that has a low stock right now. So that means the bird's been selling.

You don't have the rank to hear my most embarrassing story. But hear is a childhood embarrassing story. I was a teenager and was told the fill up the boat at the riverside dock and I mistakenly put the pump in the wrong hole. I added $100 worth of fuel in the back end compartment and it was only noticed by onlookers because it spilled out of the boat and into the water. Family and friends still bring that story whenever boating and I hate it.

hey news, Junkies So this is in regards to the Lindsay Clancy case. Um, As a millennial woman. I don't believe that the husband did it. I believe she did it. I think what bothers us and what connects us to the case. So much is the fact of how she got to the point of killing her children. You know, postpartum depression is real, you guys mentioned that, but the severity of it and the level that she was at Without the help that she really needed the mismanagement of her condition, which is also real for so many women. I think is, what is really getting to people. Is what's touching women that have been in her shoes. It might have not been that severe, but there has to be reformed in regards to how we Treat postpartum women in general, you get 1 appointment and that's it. After you have a baby and this is coming from a nurse, you know I it's just it needs to be better.