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cruise
Man. Um, 40 million seems pretty steep for, uh, 74,000 people to go on a cruise. I've looked at Margaritaville and to go from, uh, Tampa to ksml for 2 people. You're looking at about 2500 bucks. So, If that is just a baseline. I mean we're somewhere around 185,000 Uh, yeah. 40 million long way away.

Mayo dog!
What up News Junkie dingo here just want to try my real quick about the mayonnaise dog. I was a marine Camp Pendleton, simplify Sean back in the late 90s. You could just walk across the border into Tijuana Mexico and party as hard as you want and then come back unscathed. Except I had 1 dollar left and there was a 1 dollar hot dog and had mayonnaise on it. I bought it and I was I ate it and I was sick for 7 years. Yeah.

Dumb joke (clean)
What up News, Junkie got 1 for you. These 2 blondes walked into a bar. You would have thought they'd seen it.

Rate my Dad Joke.
Hey guys. What did dad tell mom when she had 2 black eyes? Nothing. He already told her twice. Have a good day.

Dad joke
Knock knock, who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil. Who I'll forget it, there's no point.

Dad joke
What did 1 C get say to the other casket is that you coffin?

Dad joke
What did the baby coin say to the mommy coin? Where is popcorn?

Rate my dad joke
I don't know if I'm submitting this Dad joke, right? But here it goes. First dispatch ever. Also. Oh my doctor. I broke my arm in 2 places. He told me to stop going to those places.

Dad jokes
Hey y'all. What did the mermaid wear to math class her algebra? What did the same mermaid used to wash her fins off when she got home? Tied.

Dad Jokes
So, my buddy is a um, agnostic dyslexic Insomniac. He spends most of his nights staying up late wondering if there really is a dog, And he asked me the other day. He's like, what do you call a fish with no eyes. it's a