Speaking about Amazon, about 2 years ago. I ordered some, uh, flea pills for my dog, but they sent me a giant butt. Plug the size of a small Yeti cup. I did not keep it, they told me not to send it back but I did throw that 1 away.

Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just known as the islands.

I'm a practitioner of the old scam, Amazon 1 of my personal favorites is a few years ago, my band was playing a gig outside for a Halloween party, and it was just hot and sticky and sweaty and gross. We all wanted to dress this caveman. So I ordered a pair of animal, print shorts, you know, bathing suit. I ripped the mesh out because that's uncomfortable who likes that. I wore them for the entire almost 2 hour set. Just absolutely dripping sweat through them and then I returned them and got my 6 dollars back scam Amazon

I ordered something from Amazon for about 12 dollars last year, right before biker week. And got 15, really nice embroidered, Harley-Davidson blue, jean shirts. I contacted everyone in my neighborhood. I contacted Amazon. They said it was their mistake. And that I could keep them. So I sold them in about 400 dollars off of them and somebody got my 12 dollar order I guess. So I tried but uh, they said they're mistake.

Hey guys, Happy Day, right? At the start of coid, we ordered a portable, uh, barbecue grill to take on the boat with us, and they were doing curbside, pickup, place the order to get there. They bring it out to us, load it in our truck. And right, as we close the door, my fiance gets an email saying that the order has been canceled because it's out of stock and we drove away with a free barbecue grill.

Hey, what's up news? Junkies you know, Chuck Norris actually died like 70 years ago. Death, finally got the balls to let him know. Rip Chuck, we go. Wiggle, pop pop.