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Feel bad for them. Poor kids with that guy with the gun. He should have his guns taken from him
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Man, that guy pulling that gun out like that with them kids, he's a d-bag, he makes the rest of us look bad. I carry at all times. I always have a gun available at all times. Do I pull it on people? No, not like that. That guy, man. Uh, he No, I don't even know what to say. I feel I feel bad for them for kids, man, have a deal with that and that's true. Like I said, there's other guys, making us look bad.

When I was at I was largest frying pan I also did a mote commercial he can show it if you want to I just think Moe would think it's funny

Think before you act. No such thing as a free door dash lunch. And in this case, the homeowner may just open a problem they can’t stop.
The Dashers in the wrong, the home orders. And the right however the homeowner has to think about this now that Dasher knows where you live and if he gets fired, he has all the time in the world to make your life miserable. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm going to eat that free food if it's food I like
What's going on News? Junkie crew, happy weekend. What y'all getting into? I got 30 trucks of concrete to pour at 2:30 in the morning tomorrow, uh but the door Dash guy. Man, that dude lucky he didn't catch a fist in the mouth. Come up my house. Talking to me like that. You're going to have a whole another problem. Um, I Side with the homeowners on this. I uh first moved into my new neighborhood. A lot of houses were still being built. Some of the house is warrant even located on navigational apps yet and uh I used to get stuff delivered to my house all the time wrong and ended up bringing them to the house. I have office chairs. I've had beds. I've got all kinds of stuff show up at my house but man you give me some free food that I like to eat. I'm eating it.

My God is an awesome God
My God is an awesome. God. He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love. My God, is an awesome God everybody. Now God is an awesome God. This earworm is going to get you all. I love It. Oh, so much. My God is an awesome God.

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the funniest thing I’ve heard
I, I cannot tell you. How hilarious that was with. You got both started saying our God was an awesome God, Covenant real slow, it was called in my head too. It was just epic epic, just great material, you guys are hilarious. Uh I needed that. I'm crying over here. I hope you recorded that clip and play it for future shows. God.

Just a friendly magnet reminder for SHOW US YOUR blank. :)

Airplane religion
My disposition towards airport and airplane preachers are much like the opening segment in Airplane, where the guys walking to the airport and he's taewan doing and taking out every Hari kishner that comes up to him with a flower to book and he just hammers them perfect.

Flock cameras are awful because they're so insecure.
There's a YouTuber named Ben Jordan. He's kind of a I don't know what you call him, like he does some hacking stuff, he does some like documentary stuff. He's had a pretty good campaign for the last year looking at these flock cameras and it's amazing how terrible they are. From an IT perspective, they are not encrypted. Most of them have like, default passwords set up. If you can just find IP addresses, you can do, like, mac address searches all this kind of stuff and they're not just lprs out on streets. They're in buildings. They're in businesses, he found 1 in like a kids gymnastics. A facility that was owned by a city government. That almost anybody could log into, if they were, just had a little bit of hacking skills. Um, it's it's real weird, how terrible they are and who has access to them. It's not just police. It's a lot of times people in city government and they do facial tracking and things like that. It's not just lprs. And so, it's really kind of strange.

Doxx me harder, Daddy Wasson.
Hey, it's Dylan. Would you dox me? I dox me. Docs Me Harder. Daddy.