Hey News Junkie. So uh, the guy said, corn, Kournikova because of a glacius and a Kournikova was a supermodel slash professional tennis player and she's married to Gabrielle a glacius. So, apparently, uh, he's given Gabriel all the, uh, credit for Kournikova success. But hey, who knows might be

Every day at work, I deal with large projectors, teaching people how to use them. My guess would be the NBA game shown on the wall was probably like a 20,000 to 30,000 Lumen projector. Those are pretty expensive. They can be upwards and over a fifty thousand dollars up to $100,000 a piece plus lensing, you can get expensive but that's why you rent them from companies like I work for. However, when I lived in Orlando about 25 years ago, I did something really similar. I got into buying 8 millimeter movies, like old school film, 8 millimeter films off of eBay and um, you you buy cartoons, Woody Woodpecker, Looney Tunes, all that kind of stuff, old news, reels. And so, 1 day, there was a handball court. I decided to project an old news reel on it just because it was fun. And out of nowhere, comes like 3 families from the apartment complex, with all these kids and the news reel that's playing was of the film of Neato Mussolini being executed and then hung upside down and then he and his wife's body being drugged, through the streets of Italy. So you got to know who's going to be watching your content when you do that, I guess.

What's going on News? Junkie crew. I have been known to suck some toes and look some feet from time to time doing some weird stuff. But never have I sucked a woman's Toes that only had 4 toes and I 100% would do that to say I've done it.

Hey guys, happy day. Uh we've got a projector that we take camping with us. It's called a short throw, meaning it only has to be like 6 foot from the rejection screen and it throws a, a picture. It's probably, you know, like a 100 inch size TV frame, basically, uh, and it's super clear. And as long as it's moderately dark, um, you can see it just fine and we set it up under like a 10 by 10 10, uh, and it it works during the day even but at night, it's super crisp and it only costs like 2 or 3 hundred bucks, something like that. And we can connect it to a fire stick and uh, that's been jailbroken, jailbreak broke and uh, we can watch anything we want.

Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean you ever noticed how? When Sean previews a story kind of sounds like, Jimmy from South Park. He goes, hey, this uh, new thing. Hey, you've heard about this. Have you seen this? Oh, you oh, is this? Have you heard of this? Have you seen this? Sounds like Jimmy from South Park. Cracks me up. Big time. Oh, 1 more thing. It's John credit card. No problem.

I knew he was drunk East listening to a show last Thursday. Uh, after first in the street she started talking about gasoline, low octane high octane. Um, so yeah, we, you know, putting high octane in your cars is not, you know, it's not made for your cars but it's made. For is this cars that have different pistons and rods that are made out of different Metals could be heavier? Um, even my bikes, uh, they require high octane gas because when the cylinder, uh, piston goes down, sprays gas goes back up and the spark plug ignites. Uh, it creates a bigger explosion forcing that piston down, so everything's rotating and you know moving at the speed it should be doing. So it's it's just made for a high performance motors that require it. Um so it's, you know, Uh anyways next idea for the News Junkie shirt. Uh, a quote from ceiling. It says the news junkies and uh whoa, whoa. Whoa that's crazy. All right, see you guys.

This is taking a really dark turn this time out. Usually these confessions aren't that dark. Woo, I need terrible people out there. I'm probably 1 of them but I ain't confessing nothing today.

All right, this is the cowboy. Long short. I used to work with a girl and she was married. she caught her husband cheating on her and, uh, We had fun for about 2 years every day, any place you can think of McDonald's. So big. Her house her bed. Everywhere. Funny part is is on their anniversary. She drugged him. But nightquil and his milkshake. Came to see me. And she had a newer ring in and uh let's just say she got pregnant. Anyways, Yeah. Y'all have a good 1.

Good afternoon. Junkies listen. I'm not sure what state the cousin Banger was from. But in the State of Florida, it is legal to marry your first cousin cocaine.