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The Five Ps
People pets, pipes and pools. Don't forget, plants. People, pets, pipes and pools. Don't forget plants. I can think of another p word. To call everybody that's freaking out about the cold. But I'm 1 of them too, because I left New York because I can't stand the cold weather and this is just not my thing, but that's okay. We'll get through it. Everyone stay, warm. Everyone stay safe and have a great weekend.

Mailman
Worried about not being hey guys this is Al your mailman you know, Alonso the 1 you make fun of all the time. Anytime there's a snowstorm. you call a number and they tell you if you're going to have to report to work or not. So that guy's a moron. Uh, wherever he's from, he's a moron. USPS baby. All the way, we're here for you. We save lives. We do stuff. And we listen to the news Junkies

Luigi no longer facing death penalty!
Friday. Saturday, Sunday, ready for the freezing cold down in Florida. I'm up here in North Carolina. They're expecting us to get 3 to 5 inches, that's what she said. Um, anyways, I don't know if you guys heard about the news within the last hour about Luigi, Manion no longer facing the death penalty, the judge dismissed, the capital punishment charges including murder. Um, that's pretty interesting. I think that's pretty good.

To Sabrina's question earlier "What's that water bill going to look like". Temps dropped below freezing where I am a couple nights ago so I left a faucet on barely a trickle and got curious so plugged the tub, and the next morning ...full.

We're trying to keep our neighborhood cats warm.


Feral cats
News junkies. Um, you were talking about the feral cats and I heard that Christmas lights. If you leave like a the ones you put around the bushes. and you put that around a, uh, Uh the thing you wash your clothes in uh 1 of those baskets and put some towels inside of that that will help keep the cats or even get a heat lamp. And connect the heat lamp and just tie it to the top. Of uh, something. So, it's pointing down. Um I'm I'm thinking that would really help a feral cat because we have them around where we live. So we're thinking about doing it. There's especially this 1 little white cat but all right just letting you know. Thanks guys. Bye.

Premium Wasson Safety Tips
I enjoyed the part of the show where Sean made sure to tell us, not to kill ourselves with carbon monoxide, and then, in the next breath insinuated, we should go outside with a Boiling Pot of water and Yeet it into, the are only to have boiling hot water, come back down on us because no matter how cold it gets this weekend. It is not Northern Siberia, negative, 50 degrees where it's going to turn into snow. You're just going to have a really bad second degree burn. Thanks for the tip. Sean.

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