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Eating pizza with a fork and knife
What's going on News Junkie crew, um, you mentioned eating pizza with a fork. Uh, we were doing an addition to a Pizzeria Uno. On a job site over in Kasumi. And, uh, they let us in me and my crew and fed us pizza for free which was really nice of them. the uh, the guys, all use my, my 3 Mexicans, I was working with all used a fork and a knife and cut the pizza up and ate it. Like they were civilized, And then looked at me like I was some kind of Neanderthal cuz I was eating with my hands.

Eating with your hands
Hello news junkies um as far as the eating with your hands thing goes, well, there's some foods that absolutely do not need to be eaten with your hands, and there are some foods that do because, well, we are American and that's how we just do things. There is a certain thing as far as germs go. Of being too clean. And when you are too clean, then when you do come in, contact with germs, you stay sick all the time because you're not building up your immunity. As far as, you know, playing in the dirt outside and Such and such. So, you know, that's just my opinion. Thanks. Bye.

Kid hands! Yuck.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about eating food from your kids hands. I was a hollow backs last weekend for the October Fest and I was drinking some beers and and hanging out, my son, got a pretzel and he kept dipping the pretzel in the pimento cheese dip and hand in pieces. The pretzel around, I appreciated it, but honestly, I was a little bit like creeped out. I'm like, oh my gosh, I don't know when the last time he washed. His hands was. He's my son. I love him but

Plane hit by lightning
In the early 2000s, I was on a plane leave in Detroit. And it was a few minutes after takeoff. When all of the sudden there was a really bright flash and a really loud snap. And uh, it was pretty obvious. It was a lightning uh struck the plane. and, I was sitting across from the flight attendant and you can tell she was a little nervous. And then I was just like, wow, that was a kind of scary just like yeah in my 20 years of doing this that's never happened before.

I wanted to thank you for inspiring the twitch raid yesterday they rated a fat man and a tub that looks like c-lane and because they rated him he wrote The News junkie on his chest

I saw Jay-Z live and it surprised me how good he was
Hey junkies, I hope you're having a great day. Um I just wanted to comment on Jay-Z headlining. Um, I went and saw him about 10 years ago and on the run too. I was actually going to see Beyonce for the first time and it just so happened to be a concert that they did together. It was that Soldier Field, the whole thing was so hyped that the entire stadium was bouncing and shaking, there's such high energy, he would come out and do like, 2 or 3 songs, then Beyonce would come out and they would do like 1 or 2 songs together and he would disappear, and she would do a couple songs solo, he would be changing his outfit while she was singing, he'd come back out, they'd do a song together and then the whole concert just kind of rotated like that. It was so high energy before you guys kind of turn your nose up at it. For those of you who aren't a Jay-Z fan, I was not until I went and saw him live. He was that good. Anyways, you guys have a great day.

M format herpes from wrestling
Yeah. So uh Sean you're talking about Matt herpes. Uh my son is a wrestler in high school and they've had breakouts of that. He actually Ended up uh, having it on his chin and just takes some, uh, they give you antibiotics. And 1 of the coaches is like, yep. When I when I see it coming on, I I have antibiotics at the house and I just start taking it and then it clears up. So, yep, there's a completely fine, non sexually transmitted, uh, Matt herpes when the doctor told my son, that's what it was. He freaked out and the doctor's like it's not that kind of herpes buddy, you're okay. So

Best gig, worst gig
Usual at all going to boil down to the best gig in the worst gig for me best gig. Playing SunFest 1986. It was ten dollars to get in. They let you pull your vehicle right up to the main stage that you were playing on. Food vendors, brought you all kinds of food and drinks? Absolutely fabulous experience. The best, ever the worst ever any gig where I have to load gear up and down a flight of stairs.

Late "rate my crime" entry, because you sounded so disappointed with the other entries! I met a guy who'd faked his own death, then turned his deceit tactics on me, causing me to be in a police standoff and detained for armed burglary.
I'm going to leave a rate my crime anyway because you sounded disappointed. Well, I met a guy and fell in love. Not knowing he was a master manipulator who had faked his own death 1. Day, I walked into his apartment found him in bed with another woman, they attacked me. He was strangling me on the floor and she punched me in the face, but that made him stop and lead her away. I called police the 2 disorders. So long to respond. Well, it was a because I was in a police standoff and I was the only 1 who didn't know it. They were outside the building hiding behind bushes holding up rifles. They were calling on me to walk out with my hands up. They handcuffed and detained, me supposedly for armed burglary. I carry a gun. Everything was dropped, I later got the body cam. It showed my then boyfriend lying to police pretending. I had broken into the apartment and Back to them, he went on to strangle a woman, nearly to death and then kill himself. I wrote a book about it and that's how I became a true crime author and I have bragging rights for having been in a police standoff.

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Isnt the same as standing in a drive thru lane and stopping traffic !! [Gunshots]