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Netflix announcement spoiler
Spoiler alert. The big Netflix announcement. Is that your monthly subscription is now going to cost $33 and if you share your password with anyone, they will personally send the Maduro Strike Team to pick you up.

Still laughing !!
All happy Monday, guys. Welcome back. Missed you God. It's been a long couple weeks, but I have to say, I didn't really listen to the best of us too much. But when I did, I died laughing there, was Sean Watson going through puberty which was, it's always a pleasure to hear that. And then my absolute favorite segment that I caught was about the, uh, penis being I guess added on to somebody. Some kind of damage happened or something. And ceiling goes, it's a donor Boehner and I'm still laughing. That was like a week ago. I don't even care. Donor boner it up. Bye.

Special forces. NightStalkers Army
A new junkies happy New Year. Uh, the Delta Force, it was a division called the nightstalkers death, weights in the dark. Um, Special Forces fly with zero lights on in and out, um, 30 seconds to any spot.

Hey news junkies, why can I not view or listen to Secret Show 92?



antisocial Media
By apologizing. He literally just admitted guilt.

How did you each propose to your other halves? Great show!!
So I'm curious how all of you did your uh, proposals to your other half real quick. I'll tell you mine. It was in uh, Armen Beach on the beach on a Valentine's Day which is pretty busy. It's starting to get really warm. So a lot of people are in town for that. Um, and I told my wife, I had to work and uh she wasn't too happy about it. So I had her girls do a girl's day at her job which is Beachside and um I uh kneel down on the beach and a big red heart with red Solo cups around it. So that the photographer in the airplane uh pulling the band in her, could get a picture of it. And the banner said, will you marry me Megan? And thank God about 30 minutes before that. He said, maybe I should put my name after it because there's probably hundreds of Megan's on the beach, uh, because that plan comes out of new srna, all the way to Ormond Beach. Uh, so I'm pretty happy he did that because that probably would have pissed off a lot of, uh, hopeful Megan's. But uh, what's your guys's story?


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