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Who’s the better driver?
What's going down, junkies, man? That sounds like so much fun. Uh, the bowling this weekend, I don't know what's crazier. The fact that there was a dog driving a car, or the fact that the dog was a better driver than Courtney. I'll just see myself out, see you

Old guy bands
Boy, Sean, you are kidding with these bands. Looking older. Matter of fact, this morning, I was looking at the news promo of ACDC going on a tour and you look at Angus, the lead guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit. And he's got the long hair, but it's totally white. It's like a big white, man. I'm going. Oh my God, I grew up with these guys. Oh man, do I feel old? oh, I did cry this week when I went to the grocery store, they

Different types of crying 😭

space bitches, that's what we should call them

Astro not
I understand and you do have to be brave to go up in that new Shepard rocket or whatever it's called. but just because you flew on a 737, From Detroit to Orlando, does not make you a pilot. So, they're not astronauts, they are passengers.


Astronauts
instead of calling them astronauts, they should call them astral passengers or abbreviated to, as

Good Afternoon, News. Junkies this is Jackie. The bun Beach teacher. I just happen to catch your discussion about this really of color in very inappropriate foot rub as a consequence for Behavior. Well, first of all most principals, don't get involved in things of that nature. Meaning disciplining the students, it's usually an assistant principal or a dean and all of that aside physical contact between any School employee and any student is really off limits unless it's a high 5, a fist bump, something like that. You really got to be careful. We live in a litigious society and just stay away from that. Have a great day, guys. Bye by the way. This is my first dispatch ever.


Concrete Mike's deeply apologizes
My dearest. Sean Watson. I hope this dispatch finds you. Well, I normally listen to the show while I drive down the interstate heading from Tampa to Orlando or from wherever to wherever uh, I apologize. Sir. From now on I'll find a spot to stay off. Where it's a quiet. Good clear dispatch for you. I love y'all and have a good weekend.

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