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I saw a stuck roller coaster event, NOT PRETTY
Howdy Folks, Kurt here. Uh, Sean about that. Stuck roller coaster. I got to see a story like that once in person. Uh, back in 99 Busch, Gardens Williamsburg brand new coaster at open called alpengeist. And, uh, it was actually the opening day for the roller coaster and that's part of the reason I had gone there, and I got to see it. Get stuck about. I don't know, third of the way up a loop. And so, the car is up front. We're kind of slightly inverted and the people in the bottom. Ah, it wasn't so bad. Uh, that is until someone puked, uh, near the front of the vehicle. And it fell down and totally landed on someone. And uh, that was not a pretty sight. We'll go, go pop, pop, pop.

America 250
it surprises, you that the entertainment industry with their severe, Trump, derangement syndrome is not making up excuses to try and get out of doing the America to 250th anniversary. Concert. No surprise here, buddy.

Tesla eye tracking
Hey guys. Uh, see Lane yesterday, you were talking about how a Tesla will watch to make sure you're keeping your eyes on the road. I have a I I don't have a Seibert truck, I have a model 3 but you are correct. Uh, right above the rear view, mirror is a little camera, um, and you can take pictures they just, and inside the cabin. Um, but it tracks your eyes. The thing is, is, if you wear sunglasses and can't tell, so I make sure to wear sunglasses, I don't have full self driving because it's 99 a month. Um, and I don't pay for it, but occasionally, I'll get it and it's pretty great. Uh, here. That the newer models have really uh, like a upgraded version of full self driving. Um, but anyway. Yeah, so it does but you can get around it. Anyway. Bye.

Pulled over for phone in hand
Can we also talked about how cops will make stuff up out of thin air just to meet a quota or write a ticket? I remember a while back, there was a clerical error From a DUI that I got like 8 years before I got pulled over the guy's like yeah, your license is suspended for something that happened 8 years ago, that's odd. Here's a court date. And then I got to thinking, wait, he ran my tag. He never told me why he pulled me over. He can't just legally run my tag for no reason, and then I look at the thing. And it says, looking at cell phone or cell phone in hand, or using cell phone while driving, I'm like you son of a b or I can say bitch never mind. So yeah they just make stuff up, sometimes it's unbelievable.

Eclearasessmont
So I definitely wanted to laugh at the spelling bee compared to other challenges in life, but bro, that is hard to do, man. That's hard stuff. Eclair says, I forget the whole Clara says, malt French bag gets and whatnot. You could have stopped at eclair for me and been good, you know what I'm saying? My daughter can hit the ball over the fence double triple off a lefty or righty. She can lay a bunt steal a base, do whatever it may be, I don't know if she could spell eclair s.

Happy Friday News Junkie! E-Bikes and scooters are all fine and dandy, But I'll be first in line to drop a deposit on this bad boy. (Link has a video) https://www.advrider.com/apparently-the-kawasaki-horse-will-become-a-reality-you-can-buy/

Bird v windshield
What's up junkies? I just showed the video of the bird crashing through the windshield to my mom, and she just responded back with that guy. Seems unflappable. The best punt I've heard.

Subs
Hey junkies so it's so funny. You said that lady emailed you cuz I was talking to my girlfriend a couple days ago and we were talking about uh Jersey Mike's. And you know they opened a Jersey Mike's up by us whatever. And she goes, oh yeah, the News Junkie was talking about. Uh, go to the website and get get the subs and she's like, maybe I can get a Jersey, Mike stuff. I've never had 1 and I said, no, they're not Subs, he's talking about subscriptions to the secret show. It had me dying. And now someone says, they thought the same thing. I thought it was only her, but that's hilarious. Guys, love the show and stick it to the suit. Screw them, guys, man, you all rock later.


A hundred sprays of cologne
Hey news, junkies it's Mike. I'm an Uber driver. and, People. So strong cologne perfume. It makes me dizzy. It's terrible. I want to throw up. I got to air out my vehicle after they leave. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.