Hey, ladies junkies, this is Steve from Ocala. I got a dad joke for you. Blind Man's walking down by the pier stops. Sniffs. Hello ladies. Wiggle wiggle pop.

Good morning. This is junkies. Um, I wanted to submit my joke. So here it goes. I had a handyman come over to my house today and I wrote him out a list. When I got home, he had only done numbers, 1 3, and 5 turns out. He only does odd jobs. Anyways, love you guys. Have a great show.

Almonds are harvested by attaching a machine to the trunk of the tree and the whole tree is shaken shooken and the almonds fall out and they're all gathered. Some people pronounce almond as almond. Why they shook the L out of it?

Do you all know what gay horses eat?

There's 2 flies sitting on a toilet. 1 got pissed off.

I got the most amazing dad jokes ever, you wouldn't believe it. They're amazing. The greatest, some would say Why would the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in 1. And under me we will always get holes in 1 under sleepy. Joe, not very much, not very many at all. In Mexico will pay for the holes. They will. They'll pay for them all and they'll be great. They'll be beautiful and they'll be amazing. Don't worry about it.

So I'm a bartender and my go-to dad joke has always been a skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop.

Okay, so uh, the Native American son was talking to his father, the chief and was uh, saying father, why is uh my brother named? Um Soaring Eagle and the father said, well son, whenever you're brother was born. We Named him after the first thing we saw which was an equal that was soaring. He says okay. Well Why was my sister named Running Deer? He says well son, whenever your sister was born, we saw dear that was running and named Running Deer and the father looks at his son and goes why do you ask 2 fly screwing?

Happy Friday News Junkie. so Bono and the edge walking to a bar. And the bartender says a man, not you 2 again.

Where does the 1? Wait. IHOP.