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Fridge magnets waiting for the tailgate when the next one is taken.

I see this at least once a day at work..

Not a magnet but repping TNJ at the Grand Canyon

The magnet that got me to become a Secret Show subscriber!

The odyssey
I just see the honestly. Za and Ellie page didn't have a big Parts, they're just minor Parts in the movie.


My first TNJ Magnet and live show

the smokiest day of the year disputed
Hello news, junkies Tony limo guy here from West Palm Beach. I just had a comment about the smokiest day in history in Chicago. I doubt it was the smokiest day in history in Chicago today, especially since Chicago burned to the ground because of Mrs. Orys supposed cow kicking over a candle. I believe it was a lot smokier on that day. Thanks.

Navy office manager about surplus
Hey news. Junkies yeah, Sean, you're pretty correct on the Surplus thing with the government. Uh, Navy veteran here and we had an office. Well, I ran an office and our budget was about 140,000 for the year. You know, buy all new tables, chairs all that stuff. But the next year we didn't need all new tables, chairs and computers but if we didn't spend that 140,000, it went away. So we made sure, we spent it every year. Have a good day guys. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
What's up junkies I want to invite you to my castle where I can suck your blood