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Ban astrological symbols from social media
What's up joies? Hey Tick Tock is full of idiots along with Reddit. Um but we'll go on Tik Tok specifically these uh, I say mostly women because it's mostly women but they're doing the same thing with the Nolan Wells thing. They're trying to say that it is specific person did it? And now it's now we've got all of the psychics coming in that know everything and it's it's this person. It's that person. It's it's got to be just, you know, I kind of agree. I back then. I didn't uh, say van Tik Tok. But at this point, I say been Tik Tok and any platform that lets you type in astrological symbols Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

My celebrity wrestler story
Hey news junkies so here's my celebrity story. I grew up a big wrestling fan and growing up in Daytona. Got to meet a whole lot of those guys, they have summer homes and condos and stuff. Um, so I got to meet a guy named Chris Benoit. Uh, 1 time, uh, actually worked out with him at the gym, you know, worked in a couple sets and stuff like that. Uh, he's a super nice guy. If you're not familiar with Chris Benoit, he wasn't a big deal at the time, but he did go on to become a pretty big star and and become a champion and all that. Um he unfortunately died, and they did a whole big tribute show to him. The next night, only to find out a couple of days later, he murdered his wife and his son and then hung himself from the cable machine in his home gym. So yeah, super nice guy.

Rate My Celebrity Encounter
So I worked in character entertainment at our local theme parks for about a decade, and got to meet a lot of celebrities but a lot of the time it was while I was wearing my costumes. Um I actually got to meet Queen Sophia of Spain. Uh while I was playing the role of Winnie, the Pooh on a touring show. I played Ring Around the Rosie with her and her grandchildren backstage, it was kind of fun. Um, I got to meet Gavin Rossdale uh and his drummer from Bush, uh, backstage at the Hard Rock Live after doing a character dinner and he offered um, myself and my partner who was playing, Winnie woodpecker uh a Heineken and a big fat roll joint. So that was kind of fun. Um and uh I got to meet Shaquille O'Neal, actually. Personally face to face after someone in his aunt. Raj got kicked out of the park for punching Jimmy Neutron in the head. So that was a fun 1. Um those are just a few of the highlights.

That Mortgage Guy Don and the Poker tournament
Hey guys, that mortgage guy done is actually part of a favorite memory from a past poker tournament. I was there when he won best celebrity and when they announced him. Another celebrity who will remain nameless. Started yelling, he's not even a celebrity God and then had a total hissy fit. It was so funny to watch. Maybe now that he's on your show, he'll be considered 1 by the that. Nameless person. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

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TTS Dispatch 🤖
So I have a question if I'm out and about, and I'm driving around all day. Every day . And I'm a married guy. Is it wrong to go to a fancy restaurant by myself and keep it secret.. I love my lady but it gets expensive with 2 rather than one... i get one shot at life and I don't feel I should miss out on things just because I don't want to pay for 2 people.I just want to pay for me... is that wrong to keep that secret

My meeting Sammy Hagar on the beach.
Hey, Sean, I was down in Cabo fishing back in the late 90s, in San Jose del Cabo, uh, before the harbor, and it had gone out and killed a bunch of tuna and Dorado came back in. They were flying up my fish and a guy in dress clothes. Comes walking over the Sand Dune and says, uh, hey do you mind if my friend takes some pictures with your fish? And I said, well, who's your friend and Sammy Hagar? Walks Sand, Dune Fisher, dude, gives me a big bear. Hug takes a bunch of photos and they're still in his gift shop. A couple of weibo to this day.

Celebrity story
Hey nudes, junkies, this is Steve from Ocala, mowing lawns again in the hot sun. Anyways, my celebrity meet was I was down in Orlando working um, window cleaning, and pressure washing and I ended up I was washing house and isleworth. I think it was isleworth might not have been, but it was in a Richie Rich place and lo and behold comes to find out I was washing the windows of Shaquille. O'Neal's grandfather's house and he shows up And starts playing basketball. And everything goes up to us, like, hey guys, what y'all doing? Washing my windows. That's cool. All right, I'll see y'all later. Get to this truck and leaves. I don't know. It was pretty cool, though. All right guys. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Morgan Wallen incident
So the guy that peed on the other guy's leg at the Morgan Wallen concert, why didn't he just tell him it's raining.

Rate my blank
In 2007, I was in Daytona Beach ready for the Nascar race. And I got invited to a private event, uh, I think it was Verizon that was held uh, Beachside where they brought like 20 to 50 people there, something like that. I don't remember exact number. Um, there was a country artist there and I started talking to the country, artist's mom. She was really cool. And I told the country artist that she was really cool. She's really good. She's sweet. She talked to me and my wife for a little bit at, and I was there for the free beer, so that country artist turned out to be Taylor Swift of all people and here I am. Now 1520 years later, kicking myself, and not getting a photo with a 15 year old girl, which would have been really creepy back then, but made a lot of sense. Now,