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Rate my embarrassing story: Jeremy Biddle edition
What is up news junkies? Hey guys. Uh so the most embarrassing thing I really can't think of the first thing that came to my head. Uh thinking of something embarrassing was maybe a couple of years ago, 1 of my Army buddies, sent me a link and it was my name, spelled exactly. The way that I spell it with a news article in South Florida with a wedding. So if you Google my name and wedding, it is the most redneck hillbilly. 3 teeth in the entire party. Wedding. And oh my God, it's worth the Google. That's all I got guys. Deuces.

I kinda had a bad vibe off this guy. Now he's arrested.
So, a couple months back, I go to jury duty and at the end of the whole Spiel in the video, they put you in the waiting room. There's a gentleman comes in with slick back hair and he felt like a used car salesman politician. Real just a real slimy feel. And I me and the woman who was sitting next to me agreed, this guy, we needed a shower after listening to him and lo and behold. He was arrested, Michael Caruso for child molestation. Uh I guess our instincts were too old.

Pizza in the school?????
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the election, whatever happened to, what was his name? Antonio pizza, man, I really hope there's Pizza in the schools. See you. Bye.

I stopped wearing a cup.
See you later was talking about wearing a cup for sports. I played sports for years. You were supposed to wear 1 in high school. Um, for football and baseball, but the minute I got on the football field and the after the umpires checked, that's the referees checked us. We would take that cup out because it is almost impossible to run with it hurts. It rubs. Um basically just have something up there for support, just to hold your junk in place, so it doesn't wobble around. But yeah, I stopped wearing a cup in high school so there you go.

Embarrassed amongst cheerleaders
So back in my college age, party years, I didn't take great care of my health, right? And 1. I'd have to party in real hard with my buddies. Uh, we're at Wendy's the next day, probably 11 12:00 and we're in line with about 20 hot college cheerleaders because it's College cheer Week in Daytona Beach. And, um, I ended up having a diabetic attack in line flopping around like a fish on the ground. My buddies had to, like, hold me up in line while paramedics were called and they're grabbing me orange juice and stuff from, you know, uh, Wendy's and, uh, you know, trying to just hold me up Weekend at Bernie's style and keep me as least, embarrassed as possible around all these hotties and, uh, I appreciate their efforts, but the damage had been done. But I survived, so that's cool. So

Homeschooling
I totally advocate for anybody that wants to homeschool their children. I mean, I have a child in fifth grade and in second grade and some people just do not parent their children. Well, they just send them to school and expect the school to parent them. These kids are cursing fighting their wild. I mean, it's no wonder teachers are constantly quitting. It's insane and they don't get paid enough for what they have to go through.

Embarrassing story
Hey guys, Craig from Colorado here. Many years ago, I was grilling um having a little celebration for my kid. Um and while I was grilling and all and I was passing out the hamburgers and hot dogs to, you know, people were coming up because I told them to come and get it. Um the mother of 1 came up and and she didn't say anything. She just had her played out. I said, oh let me go and give you 2 there especially if you got a fee for that little 1. Because I thought she was pregnant when in fact she wasn't and so I uh had to retract and apologize profusely and that was very embarrassing. Anyways, never talked to her since have a great day.

An embarrassing moment for concrete. Mike
What's going on News? Junkie crew, man. No, no concrete mic doesn't have too many embarrassing moments but We were out at Weeki watch your River about a month and a half ago and bunch of kids were jumping out of a tree. Couple miles up the river. And I decided I was going to climb up and jump out of it, too. And I've done it before. No big deal. But these kids are doing back flips, and stuff. And uh, I went up there and Said, are you going to do a back flip and I said, yep. And they're like no way old man. And I tried to backflip, and it turned into a back flop. To flip, part never happened. Kids are all laughing at me and everything. Call me old man, say just stay in the water, don't climb the trees feet at the

Embarrassing story
I was working on the back of a garbage truck and naturally, I had to use the bathroom. So we stopped this convenience store and I ran into the stall. Wasn't thinking, it wasn't checking, and I took a big shake, and went to grab a toilet paper. And of course, there was no toilet paper. And of course, there was nobody in the bathroom. So, what did I do? Ripped off a sock. Wipe a dip and then put my shoe back on and went back to work. That was my most embarrassing story.

Is recording wrong
When it comes to recording like that, I would just fall back on the First Amendment and all the case law that we already have presented. You cannot trespass anything that the eyes can see while in public. So if you are in a public environment, And you're on your phone. I mean you got to look around and think about how many security cameras store cameras are already picking up what you're showing unless you're in a location that's private, like, let's say inside of a private business, somewhere that you do have a reasonable expectation of privacy, then it's not okay. By the law. But I do. I do see that there is a type of creepiness though to recording somebody else's private phone call whether it's legal or not.