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Dad joke
Where does the 1? Wait. IHOP.

Dad jokey jokes
Did y'all see that? See what Dad? These nuts. Yeah, my son's whole life has been a run in these nuts joke. Sorry, boy.

Music dad joke
You know, some drummers are so bad, it's like being in jail. They're always behind a few bars.

Dad joke
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got caught in the crack.

Pick a side
I'm going to have to go with the cop being right on this because as far as I know, with the law, you're supposed to be in control of the vehicle at all times that includes, if you've got it on autopilot, so If you ain't paying attention, it's your ass code geese.

Bad dad joke
We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but do you know why 10 was scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?

Dad joke
Okay, so I don't know if you got the last 1. So it's Brenda the mail lady again. If you got the last 1, forget it. But I don't know how to send these things. Okay, so duck walks into the bar. So this is the bartender. Got any bread bartender said, nope. He waits a minute, says, got any bread bartender said? Nope. Says got any bread bartender said, no and if you ask me again, I'm going to nail your beat to the bar. Duck says got a hammer. Bartender says, Nope. Duck says, got any bread.

The winning dad joke
Hey, Junkies. What is Michael Jackson's favorite restaurant? KFC.

Dad joke
I got another 1 for y'all. Why couldn't G-Unit? Catch the bus. Because they didn't have 50 Cent.

Winning Dad Joke!
I knew a guy in high school who knew every single symbol on every single world map and he knew it by heart and he could tell you immediately upon request. Guy was a legend.