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Throbber tossing equality
I gotta admit, it's quite nice to see equity in the green, throbber tossing. Uh, world. You know, everybody thought it was really sexist that they were doing at the WNBA games. Hey, they're doing it at the NFL games. I mean, you gotta give them credit after trying to be equal opportunities. Green throbber tossers. Man, that phrase is going to be in my head the rest of the day. Sean.

Patient payoff
What's happening junkies Sean, you're 100% correct. This situation went as best as possible because of how the kid ended up getting rewarded because of the events that unfolded around him, right? Like Karen got all the hate she deserved the kid got hooked up. See my kids would have just had have been cool with the 1 home run ball because of Karen came up on us like that. I'd have told her where to go how to get there and all that kind of stuff. So um yeah man you were right. It went as best as possible because of how it played out and people like that. Don't belong at sporting events. See

Honestly, the human race just sucks
Hey guys, hope you're having a um, a Monday, just like I am. Um, on the whole Karen baseball thing that also reminds me of like all the videos going around of all these fat old, Pokemon collectors, who are sitting there and the store is waiting for the stores to open up and then buying out all the Pokemon cards right in front of kids who just want 1 pack. It's ridiculous. These collectors are on stuff like that like I collect stuff but there's no way in hell I'm going to you know, do that. It's absolutely ridiculous these Humans are just getting more and more bold and it's just becoming ridiculous. But, all right, well later

Shawn, the dad was in a no win situation, I’ll explain
happy Monday news junkies, hey Sean, the dads kind of in a no-win situation as soon as the girl comes over because He knows it's a home run and the cameras on him, and she gives him attitude. So he looks like a jackass if he kind of, you know, stands up to her. Um, or he's got to give the ball back like like what he did. The interesting thing was if his girlfriend or wife was there, if she would have kind of, you know, stepped up to her. Because that's really the only thing that really could have happened that kind of would have, you know, kind of played out, but I think in the long run, the better thing happened. And like I said, he got all kinds of free stuff from it. And yeah, I don't know why Karen's got to ruin everything. But um, yeah. Have a good 1, guys.

C lane. Beware of the corn moon.

HOA solution
I think the easiest and quickest way to take power away from HOAs, would be remove their ability to file, foreclosure liens against homeowners, taking your house for because you've got a violation because your grass isn't up to Snuff or, you know, uh, you know, a paint color is not right. I mean, that's a little ridiculous. You should remove that ability. They've got way too much power.

TGIF!!!!
Monkey, it's Friday. Hey, guys, that was my son. Dexter, this is Nate. I just want to tell you guys, happy Friday. I hope you're having an amazing weekend. Sean Sabrina, another great week. Uh, y'all always do a great job and my week is not complete without hearing. Y'all on the radio every day, have a great weekend. Love you guys, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

I've been stoking forever I still don't know farm law.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Um there was a time where I live in a chart in North Carolina and I had to retake my my written driver's test. My wife studied, I did not and we both went into that um DMV And I was 1 error away from not, obtaining, my driver's license in North Carolina. My wife passed flawlessly. As she does.


The same ole NFL
Okay, so, the NFL decides to do a partnership with Mr. Beast, who was associated with someone accused of being a pedophile, which is right up their alley and 1 of the reasons why I stopped watching an NFL, I haven't watched Super Bowls is Super Bowl 50 because of the hypocrisy of the league, um, not to mention The 2019 situation where Robert Kraft um, with his whole tape missing appear. Um, him being the owner of the Patriots, Patriots play at Gillette Stadium. All the while Gillette commercials were running an ad about boys would no longer be boys and trying to teach young boys, how to respect women and all during the me tooth movement, which is not, that was not a good look. Like I said, it just the hypocrisy of the NFL that I no longer support them hippie out.

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