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Grew up on a farm
good Afternoon, News junkies, hey long ago, when I was working my way through fake medical school to become a fake doctor, I, Worked for a old man who grew up on a farm at a Beverage Warehouse, and he told the group of us, he goes, show me. A boy. That grew up on a farm that hadn't banged a sheep and I'll show you a liar. That told me far too much about the man I was working for. Cocaine.

Breeding puppies
Hey junkies. So my parents used to breed Irish Setters and we were lucky enough to have both the male and the female. So we didn't have to worry about finding a stud for our girl. But the most traumatizing part of all of it out of the 4 liters that this dog had, she was nice enough to give birth on my bed 1 night while I was asleep in it. I woke up to a soaking wet mattress and 9, brand new puppies laying next to me. To be honest with you, it was actually kind of cool. Hope you have a great day happy Wednesday.


I need good vibes
Hey news, junkies, I hope you're having a wonderful day. I just got done interviewing at Northwestern University for their masters in counseling program. It is the number 6 program ranked in the country for counselors. Um, I just need some good vibes. I did all the things I'm supposed to. My CV is amazing, I've done a bunch of advocacy work. Um, on paper, I am a fantastic, uh, you know, candidate and the interview just uh, tells whether they liked me as a person or not. So, uh, either I'm gonna be excited or I'm gonna go cry because they hated me. So, uh, yeah, Good Vibes. And I'll update you guys in 2 weeks when I found out.

My Best friend identical twins

Invitation to Florida
Good afternoon, Junkies. Hey, uh, we made it to the roast last week, man. What a good time. Absolutely hilarious. Uh shout out to sealane, man. Thanks for coming out hanging out with us after the show. That was awesome, man. It's great to finally meet you. Um, on this, uh, invitation to New Yorkers, man. As a native Feehan. I think we got enough here, man. I think we got enough people here. Um, We're not building up our interests structure to maintain all this, uh, growth. Uh, we should close Florida. Close it up. Anyways, we will pop pop pop.




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