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Mailbox color
Sean, ask anyone in the sanctuary, subdivision in Oviedo, what color their mailbox has to be, you might be surprised.


Chinese fryers
Maybe they gave the Chinese their space fryers because they were getting tired of their space walk.


My baby mama slept with my daughter's boyfriend
PJ News Junkie crew. So 2 years ago, when my daughter was only 19. She sent my daughter off to the store, to go get something. And while she was gone, she slept with her boyfriend. She's a piece of trash. I hope she Burns in hell. I'm not with her no more. But yeah, that happened did not get pregnant thankfully, none of that weird stuff but yeah that happened man. And I feel bad for my daughter, she didn't deserve to go through that, no kidding to serve to have that in their mom, do that to them. That's just wrong.

Hvac fax
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So uh, fun fact about air conditioning and heat HVAC. The heat uses double the amount of power. It takes to run the AC, uh, because you're using resistance versus just straight current running through your lines. Um, it is very expensive to heat your house. Yeah, I keep mine at 73. Just keep my wife comfortable. Other than that, I'd probably keep it at 68 but there's that


Don't take lady's innocence from her
Happy hump day News. Junkie crew, Sean, please. For the dignity. And the innocence of lady. Do not let her breed with the Mexican dog. She'll end up with STDs. Eating burritos. Uh, you know, just don't don't do it man.

Actual photo of a half-bred horse man.

Grew up on a farm
good Afternoon, News junkies, hey long ago, when I was working my way through fake medical school to become a fake doctor, I, Worked for a old man who grew up on a farm at a Beverage Warehouse, and he told the group of us, he goes, show me. A boy. That grew up on a farm that hadn't banged a sheep and I'll show you a liar. That told me far too much about the man I was working for. Cocaine.

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