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A hundred sprays of cologne
Hey news, junkies it's Mike. I'm an Uber driver. and, People. So strong cologne perfume. It makes me dizzy. It's terrible. I want to throw up. I got to air out my vehicle after they leave. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Driving to Memphis for a doctor's appointment, this sign in Jackson TN always makes me think of CLane.

Kid & Neighbor did nothing wrong
Oh, come on, man. Um, that's how I grew up. We bugged and asked our neighbors for everything. We were neighborly, we asked to, to jump in their pools to grab oranges off their trees. We took care of each other. Um, perfect example of how I grew up um that scene from Sandlot on the 4th of July when everybody came together and barbecued and and and celebrated together, that's how I grew up man. I guess if some people they forgot how to uh to go back to that, that community that, that small community, that took care of each other. And, uh, just to be neighborly, man. It's I don't know, the kid did nothing wrong in the neighborhood. Did nothing wrong hippie out.


Kids knocking on doors
Hey junkies. So my son started, his own little car wash business this year. As he was leaving school, he would stop at people's houses and knock on the doors. See if they were interested in getting their car washes for like 20 bucks, he'd bring the soap, the sponges all the good stuff just needed a hose with some water to get it done. And he's actually done fairly well so far, the other day, he was leaving school and him, and his friends were trying to drum up some business for next week. And the gentleman was very polite at the house that he didn't need his services. So my son said, okay, thank you. God bless and have a great day. The gentleman turn around and gave him 15 bucks, just for being so polite. Hope you all have a great day.

grilling neighbors
So my heart take with this kid, asking his neighbors for, uh, food. Um, how many times do you grill stuff? You know, you're cooking for your family and you don't have leftovers. You know, I don't think anyone's a horrible person. Like I think the neighbors did decent thing about giving him some chips or something like that, but weren't they lying? I mean, I feel like every time I grow or my family grows, there's always like a few pieces of meat left over. Like we don't eat everything that we cook but I don't know. Maybe that's just my family.

Saying what is up
What's up the News Junkie? I'm out here working in The Villages watching, these old people play golf. Man do this suck. Anyways, hope you guys have a great day.

Android app!
Hallway hobo checking in. I was the 1 that recorded Beyonce being stolen from behind Sabrina. Back at Van uh, van berries. And I'm using the Android app, I finally figured it out. It's not working that bad. Little work, maybe shouldn't have 2 buttons, but worse decent.

Jamaicans
Long time listener, love the show. I was listening to you guys. Talk about non black Jamaicans and just so you guys know, Jamaica was actually a Spanish territory before it was a British territory before becoming independent. So several decades ago and yes, we do have a lot of British Spaniard German and Irish descent people there. Also a lot of Chinese people and also a lot of Indian people, we have a lot of what we call Cooley. We have actually native Jamaicans used to be, Arawak Indians before, you know all the good stuff happens but yeah we do have a lot of people there other than just black. So if you've been to the main town then you will actually get to see all of these people. Walking around together. All right. Bye guys.

10 years ago today we lost Harambe
Me. 10 years ago today. Harambe. We miss you, harambe.