Hello. My weird talent is that I am double jointed in both thumbs. I can pop my thumbs out of socket. It is AKA as a hitch hiker thumb because it bends back so far. Some people are grossed out by it some others treat me like a circus act. [Crowd Cheering]

WNBA Shabu NBA. I'm just happy you guys brought up the whole controversy. As I'm really getting tired of the politics that are intermingling in the whole thing. But I'm here. For the I am not a hippie slash other idiot guy who likes to call out. I am not a hippie. Roast battle back and forth. What do you guys got to say to each other? Send it.

Hey junkies. Uh my wife and I missed a connecting flight from Boston to Bar Harbor. Maine umm We were stuck at the Logan Airport. Uh, rental cars were I think it was like a thousand bucks to get 1 right then and there while waiting on a 2-hour line. Ended up hailing an Uber and we drove 5 1/26 hours. From Boston, Massachusetts to Bar, Harbor, Maine. And I got to say it was a lot cheaper. I think it was 350, 400 bucks, and it was nice, not having to deal with the stress of the travels of figuring out where to go that was on the driver. But man, what a long haul.

here's my opinion on this Lindsay case, I could really Care less about it reason. Being is because I don't like the way the media picks and chooses which cases to put upon the public. There's plenty of women out there right now that that has killed their kids and they have mental issues and been on medication and whatever the you know, whatever. But they pick and choose which ones to make public. There's other people going around with the same exact troubles right now. Not maybe not the exact troubles but similar situations that nobody's paying attention to it. So for this lady to get all the attention for what a bunch of people are going through. I really could care less.

Good Morning News junkies. Yeah, I'm also I'm the type of person. My phone is always on silent to this day. I don't even know what my own ringtone is. If I were to turn it on, if somebody messages me, they know it's going to be a while before I reply because my phone is always on silent or vibrate.

Embarrassing story actually happened in the iheart building. It’s early 2000’s. Monsters were doing ethnic specific days. I was there on Puerto Rican day. Earlier in the day I had to take a drug test and had some of my nephews pee to pass the test. Needless to say I spilled some pee on myself during the test. After the test I went to iheart to be on the monsters. I was in dirty Jim’s booth. I know I smelled like pee and I can see it on his face that he smelled the pee. Everybody smelled it.

What up junkies? Hey about 10 years ago, me my wife and my daughter were at Walgreens cashing out. I handed the guy in my card, he handed it back with my receipt. He said, have a good day. Now, my brain wanted to respond with you 2, dude. But my mouth wanted to say YouTube bud. And they came out together. And I looked at this 6 foot, 5, 250 pound, black man with dreadlocks and I said you 2. Boo. I said, boo, I called this man. I called a grown ass man. Boo in front of my 16 year old daughter and he he just looked at me and he goes, what? I don't, I don't even know how to respond. I just said, I went as your man. Randy, like I didn't even say a word. I, I just said noises to this man and I just called, boo, So we shop at we shop at CVS now, have a good weekend.

Hey news. Junkies I just had a recent most embarrassing moment. I was talking with my mom and I said, I showered yesterday. When why does 1 armpit smell like an onion in the other 1 doesn't Googled. It, it said I might have overused that arm, like I barely use my left hand. She goes, what do you do with your other arm in the first word out of my mouth was masturbate? And I watched my mom blush.