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Live show seat question
So for the live event, I got myself 1, single hot, top ticket because that's all I intended on doing is bringing myself and hanging out for the first time in a while. And as time went by, I thought, man, it would be kind of cool to bring my daughter the last time she went was before Co, like she was single digits for the last News, Junkie event, she attended, and she actually turns 16 this coming Monday. So, I thought, man, it might be cool to bring her, however, don't have a ticket didn't plan that so long story short, if I did bring her could her and I like rotate in and out the seat for the ticket, I do have so,

Bad Apples
Auchan. If you like bad apples, just check out sirona's other movies. Literally everything she's ever played in, um, has been, um, nominated for Academy Award, uh, The Lovely Bones, See How They Run ladybird? Um, The Way I Live. Now, everything that she's ever done, man. She's she's a phenomenal actress, and she's hot. Um, but yeah, if you haven't seen any of her other movies, go check them all out man. You will definitely love it. Hit me out.

Happening right now, unruly passenger kicked off plane from jfk to atl. Dude is all of 4ft tall lol yelling death to America

speaking of dash cam. this is what I caught by executive airport yesterday. MUTE for air lol

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Hey Shawn my guy Stop talking about our business Snitches get stitches. Capiche? fuggetaboutit! [Wilhelm Scream]

Shawn's dump dinner before Secret Shows

C Lane is a nerd and wrong lol
Hey guys, hope you guys doing well, see Lane. You said you dumped dinner every night and takes a couple of hours. We've been friends for a little bit. I know you disappear. Every once in a while and go to the bathroom doesn't take you a couple hours. I think you misspoke in the statement. I think what you're trying to say is after a couple hours, you go to the bathroom, but I think that food digests the next day. Okay. Now I'm being a nerd. Thanks. Bye.

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Hey Shawn. So I don’t know if this is anecdotal but 2 nights ago I was driving to the gym around 10 P.M. I live less than a 10 minute drive from the gym and in the time it took me to get there I saw 8 different cars pulled over by the police. I live in a good part of town so this is very uncommon so I’m wondering if they’re beefing up traffic enforcement in anticipation of losing some of their budget if Amendment 3 passes. What do you think? [Police Siren]

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
Shawn. There is going to be a bag of cash left at your door. It would be wise if you stop talking about our associates. We appreciate all your help in helping us take care of the rats in our organization. [Gunshots]

Dump Dinner Esque
What's happening boys? So the dump dinner thing only makes sense to me in the vacuum of a 1-off special occasion, type thing the laugh at or have some fun because otherwise you're not going to replace your dinner plates with it. It's not as effective, efficient doesn't save you time or money. It made me think of Bonefish Grill, who also does not do this anymore because it probably cost them too much money. We used to use these big pieces of white parchment paper to put down on the table for every guest. And uh at the end of the dinner we'd yolk it up with all other garbage. We could fit on it and toss it out. And um you know what, it made me think of was women would take children's crayons and write the most perverted things and draw the most obscene things on these big pieces of paper. Not the kids, not dudes talking. Trash grown women were freaking horny. Get some phone numbers on there too. But man, y'all were tripping.