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Bigger threat
The bigger threat to Public. Safety is not an assault rifle around someone's arm. It's eating Pop-Tarts and Hamburger Helper. Get healthy, Sean.

Trump does NOT deserve the prize
Is just wanted to check in and talk about Trump. And why I don't think that he deserves the Nobel, Peace Prize because even if he has done things in other countries, what is he doing right here in his own country? He's definitely not promoting peace. If anything, he loves Division and he thrives off of there being conflict here so that definitely does not sound like somebody who should be receiving a prize for promoting peace. Anyways, love you wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.


Walter Hudson
Hey, there, that new story that you had about the large man needing to be removed from his home sparked, a memory that I haven't thought about in so long. Some of your older listeners, may remember this, but back in the late 80s or early 90s, there was a man named Walter Hudson and it was literally a national news story and On TV, we would see this large man being removed from his home. And even though it was a kid, I was thinking like how horrible it must be. That he must have felt like a circus Side Show and a spectacle and the fact that we all know his name and people would make fat jokes like, oh, you're so fat. We're going to call you Walter Hudson like that's horrible. So I don't know why these things are on the news with everything going on. Let's be better. Oh, that's it. Love you guys. Have a great day.

12 year olds know too much news

Obese patients at the zoo
Hey there. Just wanted to chime in about patients that have obesity um and how Sabrina brought up. She wondered what the experience was. Like once he actually got to the hospital, um, I actually work at a Trauma Center, um, locally, and when patients are too large to fit into our CT or MRI scanners. They actually have to go to the zoo, um, where they use um, their own form of scanners for larger animals. Um, just thought that was an interesting tidbit to Chime in with wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop pop later.


Iding at bars in Altamonte
All right, about 18 years ago. I was a bartender in Altimont. and the place is closed now, so I guess I could say where it was uh, mug shots in ultimatte and a guy and a girl came in. We didn't have a bouncer. Guy and a girl came in. He bought 2 drinks. Girl was standing next to him. And that being a sting. And the bartender that. Served him and he was of age but also gave him the drink. For the girl, he was with the bartender got in trouble and so did the bar. So I don't know what if anything's changed in the State of Florida. Or, but I just remember, I was carted everybody after that. That's all I remember.

Minor stuff
What up junkies? So I had to go back to work when you started talking about the story with the drag queen and the minor. So let's do this here. Let's say person a goes to A bar and they use the fake ID to get in that bar person. B buys person, a, a drink should person B be charged with contributing contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Gosh. That's so hard to say and to take it, even further person, A and B leaves said bar together in person, B buys alcohol for person. A then. Should they be contributing to a to the delinquency of a minor? Gosh, that's so hard. But the thing is, they thought that person was, uh, of age the whole time on account of, they met them in the bar. So, how about that? Maybe you ask Moses about this. All right, I got to go, we go pop, pop, pop.

Toasty roasty
So when I think of rows, I think of 2 things, I think 1 of people get absolutely ran through by their friends with jokes 2. I think of money being raised for a caused due to set event. So I was wondering Sean if you haven't already planned something, maybe you can auction off spots for audience members to roast you throughout the night in small spurts.

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