Can we also talked about how cops will make stuff up out of thin air just to meet a quota or write a ticket? I remember a while back, there was a clerical error From a DUI that I got like 8 years before I got pulled over the guy's like yeah, your license is suspended for something that happened 8 years ago, that's odd. Here's a court date. And then I got to thinking, wait, he ran my tag. He never told me why he pulled me over. He can't just legally run my tag for no reason, and then I look at the thing. And it says, looking at cell phone or cell phone in hand, or using cell phone while driving, I'm like you son of a b or I can say bitch never mind. So yeah they just make stuff up, sometimes it's unbelievable.

So I definitely wanted to laugh at the spelling bee compared to other challenges in life, but bro, that is hard to do, man. That's hard stuff. Eclair says, I forget the whole Clara says, malt French bag gets and whatnot. You could have stopped at eclair for me and been good, you know what I'm saying? My daughter can hit the ball over the fence double triple off a lefty or righty. She can lay a bunt steal a base, do whatever it may be, I don't know if she could spell eclair s.

What's up junkies? I just showed the video of the bird crashing through the windshield to my mom, and she just responded back with that guy. Seems unflappable. The best punt I've heard.

Hey junkies so it's so funny. You said that lady emailed you cuz I was talking to my girlfriend a couple days ago and we were talking about uh Jersey Mike's. And you know they opened a Jersey Mike's up by us whatever. And she goes, oh yeah, the News Junkie was talking about. Uh, go to the website and get get the subs and she's like, maybe I can get a Jersey, Mike stuff. I've never had 1 and I said, no, they're not Subs, he's talking about subscriptions to the secret show. It had me dying. And now someone says, they thought the same thing. I thought it was only her, but that's hilarious. Guys, love the show and stick it to the suit. Screw them, guys, man, you all rock later.

Hey news, junkies it's Mike. I'm an Uber driver. and, People. So strong cologne perfume. It makes me dizzy. It's terrible. I want to throw up. I got to air out my vehicle after they leave. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Oh, come on, man. Um, that's how I grew up. We bugged and asked our neighbors for everything. We were neighborly, we asked to, to jump in their pools to grab oranges off their trees. We took care of each other. Um, perfect example of how I grew up um that scene from Sandlot on the 4th of July when everybody came together and barbecued and and and celebrated together, that's how I grew up man. I guess if some people they forgot how to uh to go back to that, that community that, that small community, that took care of each other. And, uh, just to be neighborly, man. It's I don't know, the kid did nothing wrong in the neighborhood. Did nothing wrong hippie out.