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I went to a bar in Belgium and got my one drink


You were talking about being in college in your dreams. That happens to me all the time but usually I either can't find my room or my building. Or my class. Because I don't recognize it or when I get the class, it's not my class and they're teaching something completely different, but trying to go home is even worse. I can't find my truck. To back up and go home. I can't find my vehicle anywhere. So I'm just stuck there and then I wake up and I go, oh that's right, I'm like almost 60.

Price difference
Hey, junkies happy Friday. Uh, first clay, we missed you on the other show. Doing your 3 sip, beer review. But as far as the difference in menu, I've been to Haiti and walked into just a simple convenience store, down there. Got a soda and told me how much it was as I'm walking out a Haitian guy. I got the same soda and my translator told me he paid half as much, so there's that happy Friday. Hope you all have a good weekend.

Happy Friday!
Happy Friday, junkies, uh, let's just get on it. That absolutely should be the new intro. I loved it. That was amazing. You should always do a cappella maybe think about doing a News, Junkie, A cappella group. Happy Friday. Love y'all.


Dr. GPT.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the chat GPT for um health. I went to the minute clinic um, a couple weeks back to have my ear checked out. And I swear that's the only thing that they did was open up an AI session and ask me questions and they did whatever the computer told them. So I'm like, what do we even pay in these doctors for

most interesting find in a yard


AAA takes forever C Lane
Hey guys, hope you guys are doing well. See Lane, I got news for you man like even if I was on I4 right by the rest area over there by Lake Mary and my tire blew out. Yeah I took them about 2 hours to get over there AAA but so that trick does not work anymore. I guess it must not have enough people to do the job. Thanks. Bye.

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