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Weezer
If you want to destroy my shoulder. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Crazy funeral
Hey Sabrina, uh, the craziest thing that we saw at funerals and it wasn't just once it was multiple times. The community, I worked in had a large Haitian population and Haitian funerals. They literally throw themselves on top of the caskets uh and wail and scream and carry on. And a lot of times they're even uh uh paid actors to do that. Just to kind of like show how Much, the person has missed and the loss is uh but that that was the craziest thing that we saw. Oh, and people stealing the brass uh name plates to sell them for scrapping by Meth.

Opening funeral scene from the movie Mouse Hunt.... very funny.
All these funeral talk reminds me of the opening scene from Mouse hunt where they're having the funeral for the father and the handle busts off the casket as they're carrying it down the stairs. And the body hits the bottom of the stairs flies out, bolts over a car and goes down a manhole hilarious.


Former grave digger literally
Hey guys, happy day. Uh I used to dig Graves literally, uh, and what we did is there's kind of like form boards that you install inside of the Grave opening to support the dirt from collapsing in and And I watched that video and they did not have those boards to hold the dirt up. So once it gave the whole thing fell in and ceiling, they do have the mechanism that lowers the casket, uh, in there. If you look, there's like a, a aluminum shiny stainless looking, uh, metal thing underneath the casket. That's the mechanism that lowers it. And what you're not thinking about is coffins go inside of a concrete fault. So not only they didn't just fall on dirt. They fell into a concrete pit essentially. Uh so that would hurt pretty bad.

the big loss for movie theaters is damage to the theatre


Copter crash
Hey guys, Happy Day. So a while back, I had seen a Tik Tok about, uh, the Blackhawk helicopter, the military mechanics there. They've nicknamed it, it's called The Jesus nut. There's literally 1 point of failure that holds the rotor on and the joke is if that nut comes loose, you're going to meet Jesus. Um, and with that propeller flying off the way it did. I wonder if that Jesus that failed.

About the san fran house. Love you guys! Keep up the great work! Listening from rochester ny
Hey guys, Pat from Rochester. New York. Love the show. Uh, about the houses in uhh, San Francisco. I think that's a fair price. Um, I also think that that person has to love Full House. You know, and deal with it. That's all. Have a good night guys, have a great weekend.

The waffle Stomp
I can tell you for a fact that there are people out there. that, uh, That that smoosh their doodoo down the shower tree. They call it the waffle stomp. Uh, it's disgusting. I have a good friend who does it? Uh, and we have had uh, many along drunken uh, arguments about the efficacy of it. Tried to talk him out of it. Uh, his main uh, point I think, is that it shaves saves on a toilet paper but uh feel like the cost far outweighs the benefits on that 1. But uh, there you go. Those people exist. I can put you in contact with 1 anyway. How's it going squirrels?

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