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working penis
Hey everybody, happy today. So this is the first dispatcher with such a goober. But he made a point and by his logic this dad taking his young girls to the bathroom was in the right? Because his girls were the 1 that was using the restroom and they were using the girls restroom. Now Had Daddy O whipped out his working penis and started using the bathroom. In the women's room. I might have an issue with that, but he wasn't using the restroom. He was supervising his girls. So they use the girls restroom. I don't know how people get so hung up about this. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

knudge those babies into bathrooms?! lol
Hey, dudes! Junkies, uh, yeah, so, just just set the 1 year old baby girl at the door to the women's bathroom and then, yeah, same same thing, baby. Baby boy. Just just set him at the door and kind of push him in. Because I assumed his penis works, right? That's the whole, the, the Crux,

Man in Ladies room
You are so wrong when it comes to the bathroom issue. If you've got a working penis, you go in the boys' room, you got a vagina, you go in the girls room, real simple. I don't care what you identify as until you get the actual change in the body part you go to if you're going to piss standing up, you go to a men's room real simple. I don't care what you can call yourself, you could dress in a wig whatever you want. Until you you got a working penis, you go in the men's room. End of it.


Nazi car
Hey junkies just wanted to chime in uh about the story you're talking about these kids yelling people and those with Elon Musk and calling people Nazis and Teslas. And I just think it's funny that I actually drive a Nazi car and it's a Volkswagen. Yeah, I nobody cares that I drive a car. That was literally created by the Nazis. In fact, it's probably 1 of the better vehicles on the road. Um, so I don't know. Nobody yells at me. I kind of wish they would that way give me a reason to yell back at them and maybe get some of my aggression out, but you know what? Hey, 2026. I drive in Nazi car and people don't care. You drive a clean electric car. and, People lose their minds. I don't know. Anyway, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Tesla restaurant scoop
Howdy Folks, Kurt here, Sean here at the scoop on the Tesla restaurant that I've learned about, uh, just watching some board streamers go there. Um, even though it says you don't have to be a Tesla owner to dine, in their experiences that they did have to be, I believe they had even rented a Tesla for the day and they were like, oh owner, information. Doesn't match up. You're not allowed in, but that was because there were protesters outside and apparently, there have been pretty consistently since it opened. Um, you know, and those kids, they just knew they'd get on camera. They were bored. They know other IRL streamers are there fairly often because they're out of content ideas and uh, I think that's all it was. They just wanted some attention to get on camera with a wiggle butt.

Any contract updates?
Hey, Sean, Sean. So the radio station has been broadcasting commercials saying that you're going to be at a live broadcast on July 3rd. Any update on your contract. Love to show guys.

Muh bathroom
So I'll give you my 2 cents as a full-time daughter dad. He took his kid into the bathroom stalls, many many, many, many, many times. It was always into the men's room. Because no 1's questioning that, right? My daughter coming into there with me. Isn't a threat. She gets her privacy, she has dad, she's comfortable, we got a stall. All is good. Never once had an issue on the flip side, if I would have taken her into the female stall and with her, I'm automatically a threat to any other female in their, uh, their most likely automatically uncomfortable, do not want me there. X, Y and Z. It's just an all-around issue. So, why even put yourself in that scenario? Is my question on uh, this situation, right? Like why did homie not just go into the men's room and take the kids? In their

Gorl Dad
So, yeah, this guy should be called out and publicly fogged the complainer guy because it's utterly ridiculous. He obviously doesn't have, uh, girls as children. Um, and if he does, he then, obviously, has never been in charge of taking them by himself anywhere because his wife, probably didn't trust him because he's an idiot. Um, I, I am a girl dad. And I also would be prior to having girls. I would take care of my niece when I was single and it was just her. And I we would go on trips together, go out to eat together and, you know, occasionally would have to use a woman's restroom. You simply knock on the door, make sure there's no other women in their prior to going in and you let them do their thing, you're teaching them how the real world works and you'd be kind and use your manners and you make sure that they get cleaned up after this guy's just an idiot.

Father of 5! 2-girls 3-boys….
Yo, yo yo News, Junkie, what is up? What a beautiful share to show Tuesday. Uh, love you guys, man. Listen, uh, I'm a father of 5. I have 3, boys, I have 2 girls. Um, my girls are mainly grown up now, 19 and 21. Um, but absolutely, when they were small, I've taken them into the men's room and was there to supervise, and my boys have all been in ladies rooms. And I've been there to supervise, make sure that I was at the door, so nobody could come in behind them, startle, anybody, or make it weird. Like, its, it baffles me that, this is where we're at in the world. Like the guy was standing at the door, he was making sure his daughters were safe and they could use the restroom, like, everybody just needs to stop whining about everything. Anyways, that's what I got. Peace out wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,