so, I once beat Pete, Rose in a foot race through the Cincinnati Airport, I was late for my flight So I started running to the gate and I looked alongside me and there was Pete Rose and a really hot girlfriend. I heard people yelling out his name as he was running and so was I at 1 point, I took a quick jog to the left and hopped on the motorized sidewalk and blew him away. I got on my plane, I was in first class and I got a beer right away and then Pete, Rose comes in and sits in the aisle. Next to me. and I said, hey Pete, glad you could make it

What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the Lauryn Hill situation. When they cut the mics off, I couldn't help but think about the movie, The Blues, Brothers, a classic, where they were posing, as the good old boys and going into Ned's country bunker where they had both kinds of music country and western. And they got the light shut off on them.

so the lady saying the the father did it couldn't he sue her for some kind of defamation cuz she's not saying I think he did it because or maybe he did it she's saying he did it and wouldn't that be an attack on character a blatant lie, he could say that because it's online you know he's Suffering in some way because of that and his character is being attacked, that's probably a mole question.

Hey everybody, happy today. So I'm a pool guy. I work outside and sometimes you got to fart and you work outside. It's okay to just cut 1 loose, and I like to make little jokes when I do. So, you know, fart. I'll say something along the lines of like oh man. Hear them barking, spiders or something? Stupid, like that. So I'm in this guy's backyard. Got the bubble gut I look left. Look right, there's no 1 there. I cut it loose and I said, oh, who let the frogs out. and then I heard his ring doorbell camera activate and he's laughing on the other end of the line did you just rip ass and say, who let the frogs out like I got caught red-handed, it was Pretty embarrassing. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Real quick, embarrassing thing, never go commando, when you're playing in a marching band at some point when you're walking around the track to introduce the high school football team. They will see your team.

Good Morning News Junkie. Okay, this is my most embarrassing moment. I was working as a cashier. Back in the day before, there was debit cards. And I was really hung over. And I was scanning the food. and, it really turned my stomach and when the cash drawer popped open, I threw up all over the money and the poor customer was standing there. And I was mortified, my boss would not. Let me go home. They made me wash and dry all this money. That was my most embarrassing moment.

I was 1 of those weirdos. I have perfect attendance K through 12 but I can't remember what we got for it, but I got a medal, that's for sure. But on a side note, I just want to say I love the flow of the show. You see Lane, especially Josh. It's the best. I always love when he was a special guests when Sabrina would be out or something. And it sucks, the Rena's gone. But I definitely love the flow of u3 Josh's, hilarious and quick.

Florida Republicans that are against flock get to a polling center today. Vote against Byron Donalds. It's that simple. We can stop it. You just got to not be apathetic and sit on your hands. Get get to the polls.

Hey guys, happy day. I think the problem with uh the schooling uh in this country is not bad teaching. It's not uh teachers I don't care, it's not bad. Students. Its parents of kids that don't care what happens to them and I think giving a couple kids, a couple bucks to come to school will break that cycle of showing that school is important. And when they have kids, they're going to encourage their kids to go to school. It's, we got to break this cycle of parents, not giving a damn and a throw in 3 billion dollars and it helps I say throw a 3 billion dollars at it.