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evileyemonster
Evil Eye better way to die.
Well, there is a better way to die than being evaporated. If you're a criminal and then they're going to kill you. They send you into a room, you sit in a chair and you don't know anything. Then a 50,000 ton block of steel. Just crushes. You like an ant? Instantly. That's cool. Way to go. You don't feel anything and there's not anything to clean up, but just mop it. See you evil eye out.
The Brown Pony
McDonald’s CEO bite
This McDonald's CEO. He's probably so repulsed and disgusted by what's actually in their food that he's, like, there's no way I can fake this and takes a tiniest by possible, which is terrifying.
ThisGuy
Usage is high but it still still expensive
Fattimatti
Hey junkies I uh had a friend in elementary school. Her last name was Stapleton and 1 day she farted in class. And from that day on I started to call her a staple shooter.
Pilotmike
Tough Last Names
Junkies. Shifting gears and piggybacking off the tragedy of the story of the missing mom. And focusing on that last name. I had an acquaintance many years ago. I won't say his first name. Honest to God dudes. Last name porn p o r n. You think about that? Wiggle, wiggle pop up.
MoeManjiTheRealtor
Wish shawn would refer to Michael Jackson as he originally did...
Hey guys. I hope you guys doing well. I wish Sean would call Michael Jackson. What he originally called him. Jaco was it Jaco? Somebody has that clip somewhere. Thanks, bye.
My Maria
This one I don’t agreee with the junkies on. I think it is a waste of money. Why do we need to have a new planet to live on? Spend the money of free health care for and helping the over abundance of homeless animals
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