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I just had to shout out Cain for the Dr. Dre drop, I heard that brother sneaking it in. Old hip hop head here. Cajun Chrissy. Enjoying the show.

The cop with no pants
Good afternoon, everyone. Hey, I was just catching up and watching the police officer with no, uh, pants on it. Kind of remind me of something that happened to me during the pandemic. I was on a zoom interview with 2 ladies from a local school district. And I had my top part on with my jacket and tie and all that good stuff and basketball shorts underneath. So, we go ahead and start the interview in my headphones aren't working. So, I'm struggling around, getting up. Trying to, you know, troubleshooting I'm yelling at my kids out in the living room. Hey, you got my other headphones out there. I need them now and I come back, get some other headphones, put them back in, sit down, thought everything was cool. And 1 lady is like, you know, sir we can hear everything and the other lady chimes in and see everything. That you're doing. And I'm like oh my God, this is so embarrassing. Needless to say we cut the interview short, that was really embarrassing. You guys take care

For Moe!!!
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well, Mo. I thought we agreed that we could both use the name Moe and be cool about it. Alright, thanks. Bye.

Don’t flip the airbag module over!
Hey, everybody. Happy Rose day. We're almost to the weekend. I am way behind on the show. Uh, but I heard you guys talking yesterday about mistakes that you make at work. That are very expensive. Um I have a story about that. Luckily, this is not something I did nor did my buddy who told me the story but he was a service writer at a dealership several years ago and there was a tech Working on a car that had all of the interior pieces out of it. Uh, the majority of them. Anyway, not all of them are out, uh, but enough of them were to where he could get to the airbag module, which in most all modern vehicles is bolted to the center of the floor, underneath the center console, um it was powered and it was plugged in and he picked it up. Wondering what it was and flipped it over. And what that then does is make the computer think that the car has rolled over And deploy every single airbag in the car. Yeah. That happens. Um don't know what the total cost of it was, but it had to have been very, very expensive and it had to have been very, very loud too. But yeah, be careful with that piece.

Bodies found in Houston Bayou
Hey news, junkies, uh, podcast listener. You were talking the other day about the bodies found in the buffalo, in the bayou in Houston. Um, and also like some swamp monster or something like that. I can attest to their have been 24. Bodies found in the bayous of Houston. Um, I just looked it up to just double check and it was uh, Houston Chronicle legit. Um, the mayor is stating that they're all drowning and they're all drugs and they're all homeless and all that kind of thing. Um, I know nothing about a creature living, um, amongst us here in Houston but uh, that is. That is neat. Um, but yeah, I'll keep you updated. If I hear anything else, uh, I don't know what period of time. The Drone the bodies have been pulled out, but it is something that has been all over the news as of recently. Anyway, happy Friday

Here's what I did for lunch


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AI Bot
Hey there, all the junkies hope you guys are having a great day enjoying the show. As always I just had a quick thought about that AI robot. If they got somebody sitting far off in some land, someplace else with the Oculus on training your robot, why don't they just send the Oculus on with the robot and have somebody on the phone? You walk you through how to do it so you can train it to do what you want. I mean, that might be just as bad and I could have that robot doing some pretty funky stuff. But um, I don't know, maybe it's better for privacy. Maybe not. Who knows. Hope you guys have a great rest of your day. Just going to listen to the rest of the show, sit back, relax and laugh my butt off. Good luck at the roast. Take it easy guys.

you always remember the song that was blasting during a car accident

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