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Exotic meat
Hey, junkies for the weird meat thing is uh pork brains and milk gravy. That was pretty rough. Prepared, right? It might be good and also uh pickled jellyfish. Not too bad either. Those are actually really good. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


Thank you
Hey, y'all just want to say thank you for the free subscription and get rid of my Virgin bags. Appreciate it. Have a great day.

Total dismissed share the show at Taco Bell
Robert. Yes, ma'am. Yes, listen to The News Junkie. You too.


Yo, I got some I I got a I got a question. I think Billy is brings up a very good point and I'm just really struggling on where I can steal some land. So, if you have any tips of of what part I can steal, that'd be great. Um, Yeah, anything would help. Thank you.

Pick up your dam trash people
Simply Jeremy here. So I work at a castle that has Apartments about 200 Apartments. It's got restaurants and dining. It's got all these things down here in Malden, South Carolina, it's about 10 acres, I guess you could say all together. And then, I will tell you what, I am constantly picking up trash cigarette butts the little Zen packet, thingy pouches, man. If I ever find out, who's throwing them Zen pouches down, I'm going to make him eat a whole box of them. I swear, it's so annoying. You pick up your damn trash.


Cruise port woes
Hey junkies, happy Tuesday. Uh, little bit of cruise ship lore for you. Um, if you're an employee on the ship and you get fired, you do not get sent home, you were kicked off at whatever the nearest Port is and you just have to deal with it. This is um does account for part of Hawaii's homeless population is former cruise ship employees. The more, you know, have a good day

This one of the ads on YouTube on my tv. This is a less evasive but it is a video and I miss everything that's said waiting for the skip button.

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