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Embarrassing Story but also juggalo ugh so cringe
Anyways, yeah, that was cringe. I'm just like, you know, it's an embarrassing story for me to admit that I used to be a juggalo technically still am because of my tattoo, but yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't ride with that anymore. Um, but you know, Sean, there's many names Juggalo magic Ninja Wicked clowns. I mean, there's so many different forms of it, but in reality, the Gathering of the Juggalos is for the most part, a bunch of degenerates. Yes, there are the normal people like myself. Back in the day that went and just enjoyed it for the music and the fun. But the majority of them are a bunch of Thieves, Crooks and terrible people that steal from each other and then they say, yeah, we're family, we're family. Yeah. If we're family then why are you stealing from people on a consistent basis at these concerts? It's like the most common thing there. Anyways. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop, pop much clown. Love.

Would rather go to the desert for burning Man than go to a gathering of the juggalos
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Man, I would rather travel to Burning Man. Than go to any Gathering of the juggle, those with all them knuckleheads.

They don't care - until they do
Speaking of blunt man's boldness, it reminds me of how marijuana isn't even legal here, right? And if you go to any big Festival, not only your people partaking, they're just slapping it out in front of every end, anybody just in a mountain quantities. Like oh hey, look at what I brought. It's like, oh no, not look at what I brought put it back in the bag bro. Uh you could tell me you don't got to show me. There's police 10 ft from us. Oh they don't care. Yeah, they don't care until they do see you.

The dong was out!
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So when I was a kid, I went to prep school and I after study hall, we go out either to the corner store or just hang out in front of the dorms or whatever. So I'm hanging out in front of the dorms, and the walkway leading up to the stairs to go into the dorm. There were girls standing on the sidewalk right there, at the bottom of the stairs, and I was talking to them whatever. And my roommate comes up behind me, and totally pants is me, and I didn't have any underwear on. So my dong was Uh all for everyone to see. It was uh very very embarrassing. Uh I ended up dating 1 of those girls but um man I was so mad at him. All right, the dog was out.

Insurance
Good afternoon guys. So Sean. Um, I have a counter proposition for you. Rather than adding you to my insurance. How would you like to put my teenage son on your insurance? Man, it is ridiculous. How much it went up, when that kid, got his driver's license, Anyway, good luck. Hope you find a good deal. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

State Farm Dividend
Hey Sean. Yeah, with that State Farm dividend. I'm going to get back almost 800. Um, I don't know how they calculate it but 3 vehicles on my policy. I'll take it.

State farm. Got my$300
Hey junkie. I have State Farm had them for 20 years or more I'm uncancellable. So, if something happens, they just Jack my rate way up. I did my shopping around, all the other ones and they're still the best price, believe it or not. Anyway, I got my 300, they sent out the checks. I got them last week. I think it was or the week before. I got 3 about 300, my son got about 200 on there, so that's a pretty good deal. Basically, just pays for the next payment. Anyway, wiggle wiggle and a pop pop.

Don't use search sites
So complacency is the enemy of progress. That means any of your bills that you have that you're just oh I'm cool with this. I'm good paying this? I love this company. Is something that you need to shop annually. Auto insurance cell, phone cable, internet, whatever it is. You should shop that annually. That being said, um, when it comes to auto insurance, don't use 1 of those search sites, Sean. All they do is take your data and basically sell it off to all these other companies, go directly to the handful of big companies in Florida. Go to your State Farm, go to your Geico, your Progressive, your Liberty. Mutual, you're all state, right? Go to their sites directly. Do not use the search sites. Anybody

Mt Dew volcano embarrassment
All right, here's my embarrassing story. A few years ago, I was working for FedEx, extremely hot outside, obviously, he was my first Saturday working alone. Those trucks don't have air conditioning. So I pushed myself and pushed myself built up a big thirst. So as soon as I got done with 1 of my stops, I went to the next store that I could go to, to get something to drink. I went inside started looking at the fountain drinks. So, I'm Mountain Dew, hadn't had a Mountain Dew in years. So I got the largest 1, I could get got out to my truck, chug that thing down, I'm cruising down the road, get stopped at a red light, all of a sudden, I feel this gurgling in my stomach and then just like a rainbow of yellow, neon shoots out of my mouth outside the door. And as I lift my head up, I look to the car next to me that has A pretty good vision of me directly on and they're just looking at me, mortified, and horrified of what just happened in front of them. That's all pretty bad.

Rate my embarrassing story: Jeremy Biddle edition
What is up news junkies? Hey guys. Uh so the most embarrassing thing I really can't think of the first thing that came to my head. Uh thinking of something embarrassing was maybe a couple of years ago, 1 of my Army buddies, sent me a link and it was my name, spelled exactly. The way that I spell it with a news article in South Florida with a wedding. So if you Google my name and wedding, it is the most redneck hillbilly. 3 teeth in the entire party. Wedding. And oh my God, it's worth the Google. That's all I got guys. Deuces.