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Please please please Sabrina check this out
Guys, can we have Sabrina? Uh, can can Sabrina let you guys finish the ideas when you expressing a a topic or a sentence? Can she, please stop interrupting is a little bit annoying. We always respect every now. I'm sorry.

I would have been SO disappointed if you weren't live today! Thank you News Junkie crew!
Hey happy today news junkies just wanted to say thanks for braving the bad weather and the Monday feels for uh entertaining us today I don't usually get to watch live but I am home today waiting on a package so I'm absolutely stoked to be able to watch the show. Uh mostly live trying to skip some of the commercial breaks. Thanks guys, hope you have a great rest of your Monday.

It's a no for me dawg
Forgiveness. You asked for man, I'm a forgiving person. I'll forgive you 5 minutes after a fist fight, but you harm 1 of my loved ones, that's 1 of those things that I deem unforgivable. Um, you can get God involved money, speeches orders, whatever you want to do, Those aren't going to prevent me from the Wrath that I wish to exact upon you. Um, cooler heads, may prevail in the end, but forgiveness is something you will never catch. It. Might be these hands, but it ain't going to be for goodness.

A baby bounce back (pun intended)
Speaking of having kids and bouncing back very quickly. Um there's a WNBA player right now. Her name is Cheyenne parkette Tiz. She had her second kid. Back in July, was already back on the court in September. And now, tonight, she's playing in the WNBA finals. Now, that's a quick bounce. Back hippie out.


The monkey song is just a silly song
Are we seriously getting upset over a song? That's probably older than the mom. I'm 36. And I remember this song when I was little bitty. If you're if you think the song's racist, then you're racist yourself. I mean you get offended by what you want to get offended by. And this lady's obviously getting offended by what she wants to get offended by. Anyways, that's stupid. You all lost the game.

Suck my dick? That’s dangerous!
What's going down? Junkies, uh, Sean, I'd like to give you some advice. Um, if anybody is thinking about taking you up on your, uh, 3-word offer, uh, don't do it. I would back out. If I were you, you're going to take the most sensitive part of your body, and, um, these people are already proven themselves to be bad people and you want to Put near their teeth. Get out of there man, Danger.

The Hurricane snow shovel effect

Screw Tara's husband and his birthday
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. I'm just here to say screw tears. Husband, I don't care. It's his birthday October 5th. It's my wife's birthday October 5th. Happy birthday, baby. I love you. Bye.

Yep, Sora 2 is pretty wild. Here I am going on vacation.

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