Yo News Junkie. What's up so real quick? Uh back in like early 2000s, late 90s uh used to work at this arts and crafts store in Atlanta. and, The owner of the store was a complete douche. Like he was male chauvinist, like touched on all the women made him feel uncomfortable, you know, made up to talk down to all the guys, like he was just a really horrible person. uh, 1 night after work. While he was back in his office, you know, counting the cash and stuff, getting everything ready for deposits. uh, went out and slashed all his tires and busted out his windows in his car. And then, you know, went home next day, come into work. And uh, he had absolutely no clue like he. He was so mad. Oh man, my car, I had to get someone to come. Pick me up today. My car was destroyed, freaking windows were busted out and uh, everyone in the store knew exactly who it was. And yeah, it's a good time.

Um, inspector here. Um, following up with that AC guy and the P bottles left in the Attic. Uh, can confirm thanks. Bye.

What up News, Junkie dingo here, quick confession. When I was in the Marine Corps Center 5, Sean, I um, teabagged, a guy Snapple and then took pictures of it with his disposable camera back in the uh, late 90s and um, that guy just that guy developed the pictures. And then I met up with him years later and he still wanted to kill me.

I want it once working, a live music venue and uh, I was there for several years and they pulled me out because the boss had a buddy of his who wanted the job. So, before I left, I replaced all the Slow blow fuses on the power amp section in house with lower rated regular fuses and on a Saturday night. When the place was packed and it cranked up, they blew all the power amps. Of course my phone lit up that night but seeing as I didn't work there anymore, I didn't feel I should have to answer it too bad. Revenge is a dish. Best served cold.

Chronicles of a texting wife. This was 511 2026. Babe, I E S my pants on the way home from work. This is bad. I had to go to a restaurant to use the bathroom. I am mortified. so she had a good reason, but And she explained it to me. So yeah, that's the last or most recent weird thing I got.

morning, Junkies So my first day working at Burger King and Daytona Beach way. Back in the day, in the 90s. was my first job and the manager asked me to go clean the toilets. So I grabbed what I thought was a toilet brush because it had brown stuff on it which later turned out to be chocolate syrup because that brush was made for cleaning the shake machines. So after I clean the toilet, it came back with the brush. The manager asks, you didn't use that brush, did you? And by the look on his face, I knew to immediately say no and I put it away and never drank a shake from there again. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having an absolutely wonderful day. Just wanted to confess and my younger years, I was working fast food at a crystals crystals Cooks onions with the meat on their patties. Whenever somebody would come through the drive-thru and Order, no onions. On their Krystal Burger, I would add an absurd amount of salt. I mean. I would have to start a new group, cook the whole thing special for them, and then try to get them out of the drive-thru as quick as possible. So they got a little taste of how I felt about that.

Good day, junkies uh, dispatching in regards to the stuttering. Um, I have to annunciate, uh, a lot of my words, so I don't stutter. And then when you guys started talking about stuttering yesterday on the podcast, uh, my stuttering started. To come out like now. Um, and I also have to watch what I say, uh, because if I don't enunciate correctly. Um, my um, Southern draw comes out. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm starting to study more but it it's it. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

so uh, over in the UK a gooner is uh what is known as A uh, Arsenal soccer fan. It's not a I guess what? The Gen Z term is for, but uh, to be honest with you, Arsenal fans are a bunch of wankers, so kind of makes sense.