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How does a rabbi make his coffee? He bruises.

Dad joke. Pick me Shawn
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil. Who I forget it. There's no point.

Dad Joke.
What's blue and not that heavy? Light blue. That's the only terrible dad joke, I know.

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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles today. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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Hey, what's happening fellas? It's your boy, raising pan crunch. A little late to the party with my absolute favorite dad joke. Now, to preface this, when you guys started Monday, you did ask Elaine. If there was a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke, and vice versa. Now I of course, have the answer to this. Yes, there is a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke. It's when it becomes apparent. Love what you do, guys, have a beautiful day.

Dad Joke Entry.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide. How do you get a baby to cross the road? You staple it to a chicken.

Dad joke
Hey guys, what do you call a Mexican spider?

Property tax money
Now for anybody who thinks this property tax amendment is a good idea, be aware. They're going to get the income from you 1 way or another. Special taxing district like Jared Bradshaw is doing down here, making all the beaches pay to park believe me. They'll get the money from you 1 way or the other. And you might wind up on the losing end of that equation.

Fire ant under my eyelid, the spider curse is real
So yesterday, uh, my neighbor was cutting down a tree in his yard, I thought. Okay, I'll go over and help. Yeah. Dumb me, um, you know, I got something, you know, flung into my eye that I saw at the last second and I thought, oh, okay, you know, I just pick it out, will it start burning and burning and burning and I finally get it dug out. It was a fire ant under my uh eyelid So the spider curse is real guys. I'm going to put 1 on the back of my van just to try and get rid of it.

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Just because I said it's not going to win. Doesn't mean it. Should discourage you, trust me, I'm an old man. My dad jokes are funny.