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Throwback to 2014, when you handed out badges and my son eating it.

I’ve removed from our fountain that froze over

“Attacker”
The ilhan Omar was a complete staged event. She gave him the signal. There was nothing in whatever they sprayed, obviously, because she didn't even move and then she like went at him to try to look like she was tough guy sits on front row like no, there's no way that's real. Everybody in the world knows that's fake. She needs to be a victim. She's a professional victim. That's all she is. Well, a terrorist But also a victim.

Fear porn of the early Internet
Hey Sean. Yeah. The other day on the podcast y'all were talking about um, or you were talking about um, fear porn um, videos on the uh, YouTubes and such like that. Uh, I remember back in the early, uh, internet days when we got internet at our house and we all got emails. Um, probably late 90s. We were late to the game, but, um, my mom would get these forwards. Those ugly like 23 page forwards and then she would call me and panic and she's like, honey, when you go to the theater, don't sit down without checking the seats cuz people are putting needles with AIDS in them. And I mean, every day it was something crazy. Also they put they also put AIDS and needles in the coin slots, uh pay phones. So I mean it was like the same thing in a in the earlier form um and for whatever reason she would get all these things and I wouldn't so they were already profiling us somehow? Um yeah. Well Have a great 1. Bye.

Teacher support ice
This reminds me of that teacher that got fired a while. Back for just posting pictures of her, in her bikini on Facebook, will always be subject to the the will of the crowd. Um but I don't see how this wouldn't be a straight violation of the first amendment of his freedom of speech because he's not doing it in the classroom. He's not calling for violence. He's just expressing his support for something.

Feelings hurt and No Education... good stuff
Don't always agree with you, but guess what? That's okay. Today, I do agree with you with this. Um, the school systems are a joke, they push kids through that can't read. I mean into junior, high high school. It's a reality. This is really what is happening. And also now nobody, nobody is allowed to have their feelings hurt. So as a child, you're not going to develop thick skin at all. And somehow, as you get older. Uh, I guess your parents are going to hold your hand the whole way, and sugarcoat everything for you. And everything's going to be. All right. I mean no adversity.

Go Ice?
Yeah, it's evil eye. What does go ice even mean written on a Blackboard or a whiteboard or whatever? Is it? Go ice. Or go ice. Or go ice. Or what is even ice mean in that sentence but in there's no inflection on a whiteboard. You know what I mean? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


Comment on The Next Episode (Popeye)
Holy cow, guys. Today, I learned from the next episode that there is another person on Earth that has removed their own eyeball. In my 30-year career, as a paramedic hands down the most bizarre call I ever ran on was this dude at a construction site. That just spontaneously walked off by himself into the woods and plucked out his own freaking. I Reason. Because he felt he was lusting after women. And the Bible says, if you do that, you should pluck out your own eye. Crazy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Don't ban me.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, please, do not ban me but I just want to comment real quick about the Doomsday Clock. I had to look it up. Just now I had no idea that the Iron Maiden Song, 2 minutes of midnight had anything to do with the Doomsday Clock, mind blown

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