So when I was a sophomore in high school, um, I was part of a group that got to go during the summer to take classes at the local Ohio State Branch. Um when I want to say my first week of classes, I was there very nervous. Uh in class 1 day. I thought I had a little fart I was going to let out surprise surprise. It was not and I crapped myself. Um got up went to the restroom and threw my underwear in the trash clean myself the best I could and then went back to class and worried the rest of the day that I smelled, that was my embarrassing moment. Thank you.
The reason you can get a grocery cart full of kale for next to nothing is because it tastes like ass. I've never understood kale when I was in the restaurant business, it used to be a freaking garnish. Unbelievable.
I was at Shells (many years ago) and we had a nice, cute, male server. I ordered calamari. He was like, "I love calamari too". And I said, "I really love the TESTICLES"... I meant tentacles!! I almost died in my seat!!
This is Ally. Um, my most embarrassing moment was my daughter was supposed to dog. Sit the dog across the street. And I realized way later in the afternoon when she was at gymnastics practice that she never went over there. So I went over To take care of the dog. And while I was there, the owners came home. And they had already been home earlier at to check on the dog and noticed that we had not taken care of it. So not only did we get caught for not taking care of the dog, but the owners came home while I was in their house. That was so embarrassing. Thank you. Have a good day.
in 2007 I got invited to a college roommates wedding, I drove 3 hours and realized I left my pants. So I had to attend the wedding in a suit but shorts, no big deal it was a redneck wedding, there were other people wearing shorts. Later drinking beers at the reception and the father of the groom saw me (Iām brown) and cussed me out saying wtf was I doing drinking and that there tables and chairs to pick up, he confused me for staff, I proceeded to get blacked out drunk and had to get carried out
I don't remember where it was but it was some open field. Somewhere. Um, and after that happened, about 10 minutes later, the maintenance crew came by seawind it off and put up signs. I just went to the stands, ate my hamburger drank, my beer, and then finished watching the show.
Okay. So I was in Target 1 evening. It was pretty crowded at the time walked around. Did some shopping for about 45 minutes or so? As I was walking out to my car, A guy ran up to me from behind and he tapped me on the shoulder. Of course, the scared the hell out of me and he says, ma'am, I'm not sure if you realize but you have a huge hole in your pants, my pants were split all the way from the top of the jeans to the bottom of the butt cheeks. I'd been in the store like that this whole time bending over reaching for things going through the checkout. Yeah, fun times. Bye.
Good Morning News Junkie. Here is my most embarrassing moment. I was working as a cashier. Way back in the day before debit cards. and I was very hung over and I kept seeing all this food slide by and when the cash drawer popped open, I threw up in it. And they would not, let me go home. They made me wash and dry the money. I was mortified. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.
Hey guys. Uh, so for my embarrassing story. Uh, for my senior prom, I went with a friend, I was not dating at the time, uh, in a big group of us, went out to a Habachi place, um, like a, a really nice ibachi place. And, uh, at the end of it, uh, I went to give them my card and, um, the the waiter came back and said the card was declined. Um, turns out that I had some overdraft fees on my card. Um, and I did that thing where you play it. before I realized that I had no money and uh yeah my prom date had To pay for it. Um, and I did not get uh lucky that night. Let's just say that. Okay. Bye guys.
So I don't remember because I was like 2 or 3 years old. However, the story has been told to me many times where my family, uh, took us all out to a super fancy meal at, uh, Red Lobster. Which for back then was really fancy for my family and uh, my dad had to excuse himself to the bathroom to where when I saw him coming out. A little 2-year-old me stood up and yelled. Daddy you go up poopo. and um, Yeah, it took my dad a while to get back to the table because everybody was clapping. So not exactly my embarrassing story but you know it's a story.
