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Shawn you're right
What's up, junkies happy today. So it's on your right smartest people in the world, don't make the world move. Um, it's the people that know how to control those people and put them in the positions that they need to be, you know, Elon Musk Steve Jobs, uh, Bill Gates, um, what's his name, uh, Bezos, or bozos, or whatever you want to call it. Um and you like you with Josh you you know you put him in the right position to make it so that you're successful. I mean that's that's just how it is. The people that know how to control people around them and put them in the positions where they need to be. Those are the ones that are successful, not the smart people smart people. Man in an oxymoron way or the W. Wait wait wait wait.

Had a co-worker had to have a roach removed from his ear cuz he had so many roaches in his house
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew. We had a guy that worked for us about 20 years ago or so and uh, want to go hang out with him at his house. And there was roaches everywhere. I wouldn't even sit on his couch. and um, Couple weeks later. Same guy, had to go to the hospital. To get a roach removed that was stuck in his ear. Most disgusting thing I've ever seen, I think

I don’t mind harassing people in public if they have wronged me 
I say, mind your business, unless it becomes your business. If someone is wronged you in a public situation, then I absolutely have no issue with harassing them. If I'm entering Walmart and you're exiting through the insurance, I'm absolutely going to smart off to you. I was at a big Pokemon release the other day at Target. I was 100th in line, and I see these people walking out with all their arms full of Pokemon cards. And I went, did you say anything for the rest of us? Because you're being an ass. Ass. I don't know if I could say that or not. Anyways um yeah, unless that lady did something to me while we were at the airport, I probably would not intervene or say anything, you know, shout over the phone and she's lying. Um, but if they did, like if they were rude or if the dog was annoying, I'm absolutely going to say something wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Key west
What you have to do is 100% passive aggressive and just say, really loud behind their, how long is this flight to Key West?

How to pronounce Macklemore
My biggest pet peeve is when anyone mispronounces a word or a name that everybody has learned how to pronounce already. His name is McLemore, not M Moore. It's not like tackle box.

Rate my reasons for breakup
okay, so here's my submission for rate my um, me and this woman. Were married for 17 years. And when I came into the marriage, she had a child that was 7 and 1 that was 3. From a previous marriage. Then we had a child together. And she left. After 17 years because well, she died.

Terms limits and age restriction
We need to have term limits, like we do everything else and we need to have an age restriction. I would say 65 would be a good number.

Mean girl breakup.
Okay. So here is my breakup story. It happened a long time ago. I was only about 16 years old and my parents. Let me go to sleep away. Christian Camp with my boyfriend. Surprisingly, they let me do that. We drove all the way to Gainesville from Alton Springs. And while I was at Lincoln Lake Camp with them, I decided that there was a guy that was even better than him. So I broke up with him at Lincoln Lake Camp, started dating a new guy, but made the first guy drive me back home and stop at Burger King and get me a junior Whopper. So me,

Why was Dolly Parton allowed to be apolitical but not Ed Sheeran?
Howdy podcast listeners. So, forgive me if somebody already Drew this comparison, but I find it very interesting that Dolly Parton was beloved for being a political, right? Everybody loved her in part because she was a political and then Here Comes Ed Sheeran wanting to do, excuse me. The same thing and he's being villainized for it. So which 1 is it? Do we want our beloved celebrities to be a political so we can all love them or do we want to beat them into taking a side so that half the people hate them. Uh, something to think about, okay? Have a good rest of your show. Bye.

Family guy “squiggly line in my eye fluid.” Vocal stim. Am I the only one?
Hey, news. Junkies, uh, you guys talking about the wormies and the ice squiggles and the floaters. Uh, am I the only 1 that has a vocal stem to repeat the Family Guy skit? Where Brian is riding down? Stewie's thoughts, as he lays in his crib, and he says, oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I tried to look at you, you Scurry away. Are you shy squiggly, line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line. It's all right. You are forgiven. I probably do that once a week either in my head or out loud. Um, I guess it's just me with a little pop, pop pop.