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Evil Eye about e-bikes
Hey, it's evil eye problem with the ebikes is that they don't have a rated horsepower. Uh for motorcycles and stuff. They have to be over 4, brake horsepower to be on a highway and in town blah blah blah, you know what I'm talking about but an electronic vehicle has no horsepower. That's the problem.


Simple, yet funny dad joke. 😉
What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta. Penne.

Good dad joke
How does a rabbi make his coffee? He bruises.

Dad joke. Pick me Shawn
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil. Who I forget it. There's no point.

Dad Joke.
What's blue and not that heavy? Light blue. That's the only terrible dad joke, I know.

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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles today. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

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Hey, what's happening fellas? It's your boy, raising pan crunch. A little late to the party with my absolute favorite dad joke. Now, to preface this, when you guys started Monday, you did ask Elaine. If there was a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke, and vice versa. Now I of course, have the answer to this. Yes, there is a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke. It's when it becomes apparent. Love what you do, guys, have a beautiful day.

Dad Joke Entry.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide. How do you get a baby to cross the road? You staple it to a chicken.

Dad joke
Hey guys, what do you call a Mexican spider?