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Emma Stone and Kieran Culkin probably think I am a voyeur,..
I used to work at the Florida Film Festival, every single year for 7 years. I was a house manager and somehow I ended up getting the night off for the premiere of Emma, Stone and curing, Culkin's new movie and I got to meet both of them at the premiere and it was incredible. They could not have been nicer, took pictures, gave hugs, it was amazing. And as everybody's piling into the theater to getting ready to sit down, there is the PowerPoint going up on the screen of all of the announcements for the festival. I am showing my friend my new digital camera and I didn't realize my flash was on, I accidentally and the camera at the screen and the Flash goes off directly in the eye. Line of Emma Stone and Karen Culkin. They are then like shading themselves hiding themselves from it. It looked like I was a voyeur and I was trying to be a creeper and take pictures of them. That's great. I made an Of myself when I met them, and then asked them myself later. Amazing 2 future. Oscar winners, incredible. Whatever it was great experience though, if they were great,

Unknowingly met The Beastie Boys

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I worked on a crew interviewing Cam Newton right after his MVP season for a Madden tournament in Maitland. After the interview, I was clearing gear out of his green room and noticed him giggling at this giant tablet-sized phone. I peeked over the couch and realized he was looking at a naked woman and zooming WAY in. Iโ€™m pretty sure he knew I saw it. The next night at the show, guess who was sitting front row? Yep. Her. Giggity.

When I accidentally kicked out Paul Stanley and his Wife from the area of the stage on which he later performed, at Louder than Life 2022. Those artists donโ€™t walk around with their access lanyards just hanging around. Ooooops.
What's up chunkies in 2022? I was working the Louder Than Life, rock festival in Kentucky, where I was doing backstage access and Pitt security and my job was to keep the area, clear? Apparently, I kicked out Paul Stanley of Kiss, who is headlining the festival that day? Because I didn't recognize the guy outside of his costume and makeup Mr. And Mrs. Stanley, if you hear this, I apologize. I was just trying to do my job wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,

Toilet paper in the can
the reason being is the pipes in other countries, Aren't good. I have a bunch of Brazilians that do it at my work and we've told them over and over again to not do it. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm anti cash only and also want my debit transactions to be more personal. My wife doesn't need to see when get her a nice gift.
What up News, Junkie Dinger here. I just want to chime in real quick about the, um, not only the cash only restaurants but the um, the debit card stuff. Credit cards, whatever. Like if you've got a freaking side piece, Like you can't like it's it's too much. It's too much for the regular regular guy to have multiple aliases and credit. I'm just saying

Rate my celebrity met with Wallace Shawn
Okay. A little bit of a long 1 first 1, um, I was a kid in the hospital and got to meet Pat Morita. He came around, I've got a signed autograph. Picture somewhere. Anyway um I want to say it was 2010 or 11 somewhere in there. Uh walking around through the SoDo Target. The Super Target with the, you know, the parking garage. Um, And I spot Wallace Shawn. And I just I he was just there, it didn't buy himself just shopping. So I just went up to him and I said, look, I'm trying not to bother you but I really appreciate everything you've done. I love, you have a good day and he, he looks at me and he says, do you want a picture? Like no I'm I'm good. Thank you. But you know, I don't want to bother And he goes oh come here. I'm going to get a picture with you. And he takes out his phone and gets a selfie with us. So anyway, he was such a cool guy.

Working with Isaac Hayes was fun.
I once did sound for a movie that starred, Isaac Hayes, and his main lines, that we needed to record were outside on a very noisy Street at night. So as the crew were tearing down the set, the director said, let's get all of his lines inside. Just in case we need them, where it's nice and quiet and we go in there and we can't get his lines because the crew Outsider noisy tearing down the set. I had asked him to stop, somebody else had asked him to stop and finally, Isaac Hayes. Very politely opens up the door to the outside and in his big low chef voice says, hey y'all, I need you all to shut the f up. Thank you very much and closes the door, and everybody was very quiet.

Vince Carter dapped me up at the delta lounge
So my celebrity encounter was I was at the Atlanta airport and I was just waiting for my Delta flight to take off and all of a sudden. Vince, Carter comes and sits next to me. And the Delta lounge. And immediately people come up and they're like, Vince, Carter, Vince Carter like, can I get an autograph? He's like, no, no, it's not me. It's not me. um, and I was just sitting there right next to him, just like being chill and All those people left eventually when he just denied them and then he got called for first class and he stood up and just dab me up and was like thanks man for being cool. Um so I thought that was pretty cool for not fanboying out on him.

Ban astrological symbols from social media
What's up joies? Hey Tick Tock is full of idiots along with Reddit. Um but we'll go on Tik Tok specifically these uh, I say mostly women because it's mostly women but they're doing the same thing with the Nolan Wells thing. They're trying to say that it is specific person did it? And now it's now we've got all of the psychics coming in that know everything and it's it's this person. It's that person. It's it's got to be just, you know, I kind of agree. I back then. I didn't uh, say van Tik Tok. But at this point, I say been Tik Tok and any platform that lets you type in astrological symbols Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.