Hey, I have a middle schooler from a, a new sreehan Beach town. And we were at Universal this weekend and she requested to film the entire Cat in the Hat ride. She didn't get caught um and she was talking about this whole lore thing and it's like this creepy new thing and I was like, I don't even know what you're talking about. And then today I had a PTA meeting and then a bunch of the mums were like, oh my gosh, my daughter keeps getting these Anonymous texts from somebody that's like, it's me the Cat in the Hat and I don't know, I don't know what's going on. It's insane. I don't, I'm not really worried about it though. That's the new summer beach lifestyle.

Um, I just have 1 thing to say about the cat and the hat situation, you people are freaking morons. sorry, had to be said,

Rate my confession: In 4th grade, when the guy who sat next to me went to sit down, I pulled his chair out so he would miss and fall. He fell, hit his head, and got hurt. It was honestly hilarious. The teacher knew, loved, and trusted me. I was a teacher's pet. Everyone in class told her I did it, but I swore I didn't. She believed me. I never told that guy or the teacher that it was me all along...anyways, he got a girl pregnant in high school & left her so he sucks anyways.

Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. Um so this might be a little less controversial in comparison. Um but you mentioned boxer, Patrick Clark who posted a picture of the Nazi flag in the crowd and commented on it. Uh he was an ex WWE wrestler that got let go a few years ago a Miss allegations of trying to seduce underage Boys on social media. Um, there was some pretty damning evidence like new photos that came out, um, from the accusers. Um, in any case, I don't think anything ever came of it, but there was also some Like Cocaine allegations or arrests that ultimately led to his, uh, his firing and pretty much the ousting of him from the wrestling industry at large. Um, so yeah, it's, uh, seems like this was a hell of an event Wiggles and Pops.

I'd like to remain anonymous. I was married while in the Marines. My wife called me to tell me while I was doing work ups and said she was pregnant, but it wasn't mine. I told her we would work through it. Once termination of pregnancy was no longer possible, I filed for divorce. Due to the usual favoring of the mother in proceedings, I just wanted to make sure there was evidence of her infidelity and I didn't get roped into raising and supporting her mistake.

Good morning. Junkies listen. As far as that uh GOP staffer that got struck by lightning. I don't Judge him for being a GOP staffer. I do judge him. However for going to church and giving thanks for being struck by lightning. I'd still be celebrating with a sweet sweet pile of cocaine.

What's up junkies? I have a confession to make. When I was younger, I worked a soul crushing call center job. Before I started the career, I have now And every once in a while, I would get extremely rude. Customers on the phone since I worked in the retention department, for 1 of the larger cell phone companies, we know and love Now if they would cross the line by cursing me out or something like that, I would write down their name and phone number and make a post on Craig's lists. Uh now deleted adult section looking for a quote unquote, good time. uh, I only know this work because I tested it on a buddy of mine and he got several calls that evening with people offering their, uh, services Anyways, please absolve me of my sins wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

I was reading an article in the online newspaper today about the flock cameras going to be illegal in Florida. There was another article about several police officers that they tracked, how they were abusing the system and it wasn't just a few times. Some of these people were accessing license plates like 4,000 times in 2 months Insanity. No wonder people want to get rid of this stuff.

All right, junkies, Here's My Confession. When I was in Middle School, there was This boy, who was a quadriplegic? And he scooted about the hallways in 1 of those electric, wheelchairs that you've controlled with your mouth. And that little stick Well, on the back of his wheelchair was a kill switch that cut the power to the chair. So 1 morning me and a friend told him that a teacher needs to see him in the gymnasium. So he rolled his way down there, went through the doors we went and behind him. Hit the kill switch. Turned off the lights and left him. He could have been in there for 5 minutes. Could have been in there for 2 hours, they'll never know. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.