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Make it work sea lane
Sea Lane. I can't believe we haven't brought up steam. Steam is a perfect example of where everything is going. Um I don't know how else you would do it without steaming. Yeah, you've got to have a Wi-Fi connection to make that shit work. Work.

Television Exec
Hey, this is a television executive and I've seen some of these pictures on the internet machine and not his unacceptable. As soon as I find a replacement typewriter Raven, I'm going to write a reprimand. I'll tell you that much. I'm not just Whistling Dixie

Miami news lady
Hey guys happy day so let me get this right. The uh Miami news station, they hire a hot chick to do the news because let's be honest. Everyone would prefer to watch a hot person or attractive person, read the news to them and then this hot person goes out and does wet hot girls do and they got mad. Do I have that correct?

Game of Magnus lives on Texas bound

New vehicle technology
What's up news junkies? Hey about the uh car calling the cops things Ford has some new technology out that will actually uh Start disabling things. If you don't pay your bill on time. So, if you're a 1 month late on the bill, it'll shut your AC down after 2 weeks, it shut your radio down after 2 months. And not paying your car, note, it will actually drive itself to the impound. Got to love that, and that's on top of their other technology. That if it notices, your eyes are not coherent, it will pull you over the side of the road. And in severe cases will also call the cops on you for impaired driving. Got to love it. Keep your older vehicles in, uh, good condition. All right guys, have a great day, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Drvr facing camera
Hey, Kansas trucker in regards to driver facing cameras that technology has been out for good 6. To 8 years, all the measure Freight Carriers using Warner JB Snider, all of them and then even my company that had less than 300 trucks. We had it. This is nothing new It's coming. It's been here. It's for insurance later.

It sure as hell will pull over
The car will do all those things, and yes it will definitely pull over. Watch YouTube. You'll see there's a actual videos of people who have tested this. I'm not 1 of them but I have fallen asleep behind the wheel and the car definitely shakes me awake. But if it did you shake me awake, it would pull over. I know for a fact, it would

Look ma! No hands, no eyes
So my new Kia Telluride has the monitoring camera just above the steering wheel that watches my eyes and it sees right through my um sunglasses. Because the first time I was I took it on a trip, I had sunglasses on and I'm like, well why how does it even work? So I just shut my eyes and started driving with it on the active cruise, and I knew that, you know, I was in no danger but I just shut my eyes and sure enough, it was like 2 seconds later. It sent me an alert. Hey, open your eyes. So, um, so yeah, it's it's dumb. I, I actually prefer my old, tell you ride, where I had full self-driving on it. Without the monitoring. I could put a 5-pound wrist weight on the uh, steering wheel and boom off. I go full hands free and I did that 1. I did that about 68 miles straight without touching the steering wheel across the state of Florida.

Update on the eyes.
The Tesla cameras do follow your eyes. They can see through your sunglasses if they're like welding glasses. Of course I couldn't see through that, but then again, neither could you. So You know and the other thing is a picture wouldn't work because it does track your eyes. The trucks track side movement, it gives a sampling over a period of time and if you don't respond like a normal person sober person would The car is going to stop and pull over and they're not going to call 911 or nothing like that. So just pull over. No matter where you're at. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Tesla owner here.
so here's Big Bird, your actual Tesla owner um, You when you buy these things, I've had it for years now. I'm sorry for the Cyber truck. Now when you buy these things you sign your agreement, you read through the fine print it says that camera. It's got to be looking at you the whole time and you agree to that. So Also, the other thing I want to say about the camera system is this all its time. Stamped. So it looks acceptable in the court of law. Uh, just like a DVR, an actual DVR does. So uh yeah actually it's it's everybody should be doing this. It's a much better system. Uh, and it keeps you on your toes. That's all I got to say about that. Bye.