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Acoustic kids
Hey, guys, happy day. I don't think the kids should be in trouble or suspended for chomping on a sandwich and make it look resemble a gun. But, uh, we also need to stop pretending that every acoustic kid is going to be, you know, the next Bill Gates or a superhero of some kind or solve some monster problem, some of them are just It would adjusted and they'll that's just what they're going to be. And not just acoustic kids but regular regular but normal kids, right? Jesus, that sounds even worse, but kids are acoustic, are also just going to be terrible little people. So I don't know. It was just not lifting up the acoustic kids so much.

Rate my mess. I have been 100% solo parenting since the first part of June, with my kids 24/7. So far we’ve had 2 ER trips and a handful of candy dinners. They decided to start sharing a room. Last night I cut my foot stepping on a sea shell. Help.

Rate my mess. When I worked for Pepsi.

My workshop between jobs


Rate my mess! Primary bath romance tub used as storage

the art and the artists

Dealing with cops.
Hey guys, it's evil eye way back in the 90s I rolled up into a a automatic uh, license, check police thing. when they, when they walked up to the car and I go you've been drinking Yeah, I just had a beer at my friend's house, mommy, way home. I mean, you have and I said, just 1 3 here, it is. You can pour it out. He goes, can we search your car? I said, okay. They looked under the seat, there's about 100 empty cans. They go. You sure, you only had 1 I said, what do you think? I drank all 100 of these and I'm still driving right into a bunch of cops. You're stupid and I live 2 blocks down that street. They let me go.

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My work truck is out of control