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Dad joke
Saw a book at the bookstore said solve 50% of your problems. I bought 2.

Winning Joke!!!!!
All right, I got a real knee swapper for you. How do you make a dead baby float? 1 scoop of vanilla ice cream, 2, scoops of dead, baby.

Joke
Did you guys hear the news over at Disney? 6 of the 7 Dwarfs are not happy. You know what else? I heard. They're not making 12-inch rulers any longer.

Dad joke
What's up news? Junkies? What did the shark say? When it ate the clown fish? Oh, that tastes funny.

Dad joke
What's up news? Junkies joke for you here. Wire, koalas, not considered to be bears. Because they're not qualified.

Dad joke from Evil Eye
Why the midwestern football fields use AstroTurf? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Dad Jokes
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his penis. Bartender says, Hey pirate, why you got a steering wheel on your penis? The pirate says, are they driving me nuts?

Dad joke
Drunk guy comes home, 1 day holding the duck under his arm and his wife standing in the living room and he says, this is the pig I've been sleeping with and she says, that's a duck, you idiot. He said I was talking to the duck.

Dad Joke
Hey guys. There's 2 old men sitting on a park bench and a dog walks up and starts licking himself 1 old man. Looks at the other and he says, I wish I could do that. The other old man says that dog would bite you, Wiggles and Pops.

My thoughts on Joey Tomatoes
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Hey Josh. So I just wanted to weigh in on the Joey Tomatoes Fiasco and you know really I think This is in line. With anytime I hear about a business refusing service to someone for x y and z. Now, of course, those really those reasons have to be legal in nature. Uh, you can't discriminate against someone but I think, you know, Restaurants should should absolutely in any business. Should absolutely be able to have that, right? Uh, to refuse service and you know whether it's a good business model or not, you know, is something that they'll have to weigh. And, you know, I think it's a balancing act. You have to weigh the publicity of it. The, the economic impact that could come from it. But also, you know, whether you're whether you want to allow your customers to be able to do whatever they want to, you know, I think you can't allow that I think in business has a right To control that. So that's just my thoughts around it. Uh, also, do we think, uh, Joey tomatoes and Tony Pizza are related or perhaps the same person?