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Skapunk85
yo, Junkies Hey so back in uh High School like 99 2000 or so I was on AOL I was Scott Punk 85. Yep, I thought I was super cool man. All right y'all peace.

100 screws
Hey guys, I had businesses where I dealt with things like nuts, and bolts and screws and it's sold by weight. It's misleading, but they estimate that there's about 100 in there for that amount of weight. So, It's not exactly right but they shouldn't they should say approximately 100. Anyway that's it.

Hot Dog On My Roof
Someone threw a hot dog right up on my roof bun. Got stuck in the gutter. And now, what am I supposed to do? Hot dog on my roof? Dog on my roof. Who did that? Who did that I bought on my roof? Hot dog on my roof. Hot dog on my roof.

Give Josh the virus but...
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well so I don't mind you guys giving Josh, the hunter virus or whatever. That's fine, but I just don't want it to affect Melissa. Melissa is the awesome person. You, we don't need to punish her for him. You know, let him just stay in, like, whatever there at the, at the office by himself. That's my opinion. Anyways, thanks, bye.

The answer is simple!
Yoki Chad's. Got a check in quickly on this cruise ship. Honda virus deal. Is the answer not right there in the whole problem. It's a cruise ship. Usually, when there's 1 of these spreading viruses or illnesses, you want everyone to quarantine where they're at, right? Park them up on a dock, set them up with a bunch of food and water and leave them on the damn boat and send some medical help on and off, as they need it. I don't understand. The answer is right there. And it's right in their face and they can't figure it out. Also, I think you asked about the gestation period for this thing, I think I heard it reported elsewhere that this was like a cruise for like older people and it was a lot longer term. It's not just like a 3 5 7 day cruise. I think this thing was out there for months over around Europe and, uh, and Spain as you mentioned, the Catalan Islands. Sean, but yeah. Um, why don't they just quarantine them on the ship? I don't know. Tip your Claustrophobia captains.

The Dilapidated House
Hey news, junkies. So as a realtor, The dilapidated house doesn't sound plausible, the ownership of an old doctor, whatever more likely somebody who's elderly or their heirs, that don't know. It's there the um, County records are easily accessible. You can just look up the property by the name of the owner. If you have that, or by the address period, you can also call code enforcement and they'll get to the bottom of it, but just sounds like a mess that Can easily be fixed period. It's possible. It's a foreclosure or that. Nobody knows. It's there. Might be a good investment. give me a call if you want some more real estate information,

Karen's aren't all wrong hear me out

We have been dealing with the same squatters for decades out here in the Ocala National Forest. They get removed from one property and they squat on another. This one compound has 12 plus people including children

Maybe an HOA?
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that dilapidated house. I hate to say it because it goes against the fabric of my being that we should have HOAs. But that's a good case study for like why you would need somebody to kind of regulate your neighborhood.

Trump's version of penis man
There's this guy he's running around with his penis out in the window. He's scaring the neighbors. He's shaking his penis everywhere. Some find it very very very disturbing. He's scaring the cats, he's scaring the dogs, he's offending the old, ladies in the neighborhood, who just trying to play Bingo and have a good night.

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