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Jana b
Clown
Hey guys, I have a question. What would parents ever do something like this to their children? You know, if parents would learn how to parent their children, probably 90% of those kids wouldn't need somebody to call in. To hire this clown. The other 10% of course that have medical conditions. Should. It be totally excluded from this. I, you know, to me. It just sounds like Child abuse. just questioning
Concrete Mike
Time to go to the store and buy up all the toilet paper for the virus hits
Happy day News, Junkie crew, but I don't know about y'all, but I'm I'm a little bit worried about this, uh, haunted virus. I think I'm going to have to go by, uh, my local grocery store and buy a bottle of toilet paper.
Chaos
Shawn do you really think people believe?
Bartvsbillgates
Shawn with his cards against iheart
Rogue Florida Man
Oil is below $80
All right, junkies, let's see. The gas prices come back down as fast as they went up. Now, the oil is below. 80 a barrel again. You watch, we're not going to see it. The mfers that run the oil industry are taking advantage of this situation.
The Birdman
Howdy junkies! Happy to report that after having to only listen to you on jobs as an electrician, I've transitioned to the corporate world and can now watch your beautiful faces life. Keep up the great work, I'm going to enjoy the AC office life y'al
Soooo Annoyed
Look back at Gene Hackman’s death. His wife passed first from the Hantavirus.
Shelbydawnnn
Dramatic retelling of a successful magnet trade
We see it. We know it. We want it. My husband runs out of the car. I yell. Wait. He doesn't hear me. He goes to the car in front of us. Grabs the magnet comes back in. It's a magnet. I've never seen. But wait, I go into the center console. Grab a magnet that I've been hiding. Run out to the car in front of us. Stick it on their back, get back into the car. It's all waves and cheers, and that's what I call. A successful trade.
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