Hey there. Junkies, what's going on now, I'm mad after you guys played that clip of that lady crying. I'm so scared of my baby dude. Like we have to as humans. Do a bunch of studying, take a bunch of courses to have to get our license if we want to get our license, it's a privilege. We have to work for it. So why are all these people having kids? Like, if you're too scared of your baby, like do you not research how to have a kid? Do you not read those stupid? How to be a mom books? Like are you really that ignorant? Then you should really honestly, get rid of your kid not killing them cuz that's obviously wrong. But like I am so tired of ignorant. Stupid a-holes, this world is effed up. F, all those people. Okay, bye.
Okay, my most embarrassing moment, I got a DUI 11 years ago and my license was suspended for 30 days. So I was reading a bike around that I had borrowed from somebody and I rode my bike to the gym. Did my work out, you know, I have some junk in the trunk. So some guys were looking at my booty and I was just like, okay, you know, whatever I mean so that Well. Once I went into the gym bathroom, I realized that my entire butt. Was black. From the seat on the bike and I was completely embarrassed.
Taylor junkies what's going on. So on the topic of that bomb, I don't even want to call her mom. That was a very poor, excuse to kill your kids. I'm on medication, right? I got some medications for my mental disabilities. So, does that mean I get the right to go and do a Anakin Skywalker crash out and just go take out all the Younglings? Just it just doesn't make sense to me. This world is absolutely ridiculous. I think everybody who kills especially children doesn't matter what their mental state is bye, going away, you need to go away. Goodbye. All right. Bye.
hey news, junkies when I was in high school I went and snuck into my girlfriend's room at night to Get jiggy with it. And her mom came up and I had to hide butt naked, and a dog came and licked my cornhole, and I was caught. Forever embarrassed. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.
Hey, junkies. So here's my embarrassing story. This is about twenty years ago. I was at the Orlando Boat Show at the convention center. Walking around looking at the boats and all a sudden, my stomach went South, I needed to find a bathroom. So I went right over and if you've been there before the bathrooms are huge, they're all over. So I go in, going to the bathroom, get in the stall. Do my business, take care of things. Getting ready to get out of there and all sudden I hear these voices. And they're female voices. And I looked at the side and I looked to the toilet paper and noticed that there's a sanitary trash right there. At that point, I realized that I had gone into the women's bathroom and had to pick my feet up and sit there and wait until I heard. No no noises to. Then secretly sneak out and run out the front embarrassed as hell. Wiggle Wiggle, all the pops.
Finnin here. What up News Junkie? I remember a time I got kicked out of the house for reasons. We don't need to get into but I was homeless, and I was looking for a hot shower, on a cold January night and I was behind this Museum place and I saw this little shower but it was enclosed. So I stood up on this empty, recycle bin and reached over and got it, and it was on the hose. And I got the hot water turned on. And there, I am Buck Naked to shower and away. It's about 2:00 in the morning and all the sudden the spotlight's, come on, there I am. Like I said, Buck Naked steam coming off me security. Guards on me talk about an embarrassing moment but they were cool and uh I was able to split. Thanks guys. Have a good 1.
What's up junkies? I don't know if this is embarrassing or more sad, depends on how you look at it. Um, me and my wife had been going through the process of IVF, uh, for our daughters. And I want to start this off. I love my daughter's couldn't imagine a day without them, but anyways, we're in there for the first ultrasound to see, you know, what's going on? And they scoped over, uh, 1 girl, and they were like, oh, look there, there it is. And then he's uh the doctor's further going over all the other spots and he goes, oh there's number 2. And uh, my jaw dropped, I turned white. My wife was semi excited, but scared and the doctor looked over at me. I was white out of my body couldn't. I had nothing and it goes. Yeah, you you guys are excited. That's awesome to see. I didn't know how to react at all.
So with me a gig story, what else would it be? Setting up? I tore the back of my pants from top of my butt down to my crotch, I hung a towel over the back. Now, very small stage so the drummer thought it'd be hilarious to surreptitiously poke me in the ass crack with a drumstick periodically while I was trying to perform. So you got I don't need a whole lots of money. I don't need a big fine car. This went on for an hour until my poor father had to drive me down a spare pair of pants to the gig. Oh
so, the sheriff that you're referring to, has, uh, got another, uh, altercation with the The um, with his bosses because he tried to cut his mustache. Look like Hitler, Um looked that 1 up. Um otherwise uh he actually quit before he was fired. So Well, let's see what happens for his future. Well, you guys
So, what you speak of with the police, Sean is something that's gone on since police existed, right? Um, I know growing up, I had friends, who would drive home drunk, who were police and they would basically say, oh, don't worry about it. I don't get pulled over. And if I do, they won't arrest me. And they were right, and I knew police that did other things, that they got away with that. None of us had a chance in hell of getting away. With that being said, how you impacted is, you hold them accountable. You limit the resources and funding and political connections that enable them to get away with all this stuff now and what that all boils down to is something called the defunding the police. It sounds like this big scary word but in actuality defunding them is a quarter mile. Turn left onto International Speedway Boulevard. Damn you GPS. That's the police. They got me, dog. They interfered with it.