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Dad joke for a Friday
The singer and songwriter, sting has been kidnapped. The police currently have no lead.

Final Rate my Dad Joke
my dad always told me if life gives you melons You might be dyslexic.

Shawn could easily smash Jonah Hill.
Hey, just some feedback on, uh, Sean thinking he could uh, Jonah in an actual fight. And at first, I was thinking, oh, there's no way. Tiny hands is going to be able to do anything to someone who's been actively training. And then I saw Jonah with his 3, black stripes on his white belt rolling with his instructor. And wow, that dude is hot garbage. He has no business in an actual fight with tiny hands. It's just not going to go Jonah Hills Way, even though, you know, tiny hands is Golden Gloves boxer, wink, wink. I'm pretty sure that he could probably take Jonah pretty quick. I actually, I'd probably put a 100 bucks on Tiny Hands whooping, Jonah's ass.

Dad joke incoming!!!! Happy Friday!!!!
Happy Friday, junkie crew. I hope you are having a wonderful day today and embracing it for a great weekend. I have a dad joke for you. How do you find Will Smith? In a snowstorm. Are you ready? You look for The Fresh Prince. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. oh,

Firefighter story on WESH news this morning.
Good morning. Junkies. I hope you heard this story on West, this morning about the firefighter who had to fight back after losing a leg and uh getting back to work. the man's name, our hero John Johnson. I kid you not.

I’m not sure if the punch line is radio safe.
So years ago, I was hosting a Halloween party and you wouldn't believe some of the costumes that came in. This 1 Guy shows up with a naked chick on his back. I go dude, what is this? He goes, I'm a turtle. I go. Okay, sure. But what's with the naked lady he goes oh that's just Michelle. I go. All right, that's that's a pretty good 1. I go. What about this guy? He's only wearing jeans. He doesn't have a shirt on or anything, he goes. Yeah, I think he's a premature ejaculation. I go. What are you talking about? He goes, yeah, he just came in his pants. Wiggle wiggle. Hopefully this thing get dumped pop up.

Dad joke
Hey Junkies. So I was down at the club. They played Jump and everybody jumped. They played the Twist and everybody did the twist. They played Come On Eileen and I get thrown out of the bar.

Giving fake names
John Johnson, what a classic. He might as well just said that his name was Mr. Kobayashi

It’s raining cats and dogs!!!
Good afternoon, Sean and sea Lane. I see that it's raining. Right? Outside the studio there. And I wanted to remind you when it's raining cats and dogs, Be mindful that when you're walking around outside. Do not step in the poodles. Have a great day. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

What the h e double hockey sticks
What the hell is that? It sounds like a data center. Outside your front door.