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The carbon emissions
All right, guys. So the thing about those carbon emissions over in Europe that they track with the movies and everything. the reason that, The Fast and the Furious had less carbon emissions is because they bought offsets Disney chose not to buy the offsets. So it's all a big racket. It's all for money.

Shameless plug of shamelessness
Hello, everyone. This is a Shameless plug tonight at Sak. Comedy lab. There's a show called free daps. It's at 9:30. It's 14 bucks to get in. They do improvised freestyle rap, they are amazing. This is always a great show, I highly suggest that you come. I'll be checking and, uh, it's going to be a great time. Thank you. Shameless plug over.



Shawn, I know why the wife of the guy from Weezer shot at the cops
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean. I think I know the reason why is she shot at the cops? It's because uh, they wanted to destroy her sweater. And when she went to walk away, they pulled thread.

Lucky she's not dead
Good Morning, News junkies. Uh I'm just calling about my 2 cents that woman who was shot by the cops. She's lucky that she's not black because she would straight up be dead. Like you just don't shoot. At cops that is like lesson number 1 in society, especially if you're like 50 something. That's kind of uh I I'm not saying I'm like I was hoping I hoped that anybody dies but if if if life was fair you know she would be dead because if if the shoe was on a black person's foot there would like it would be over. She's lucky. She should be grateful that she she was not murdered. Anyway that's my 2 cents. Have a great day Shores.

White Lotus
Hey, junkies, so I watched the, uh, last season of White Lotus, so that was really good. But, uh, I think the characters her name was Chelsea. I couldn't get over her teeth, not that they were bad. It's going to get over how that look worked for her. Like she really rocked the look. Um, and uh, I don't know. I would just always fascinated when she was on screen and and I couldn't get I just was mesmerized by her teeth. All right, I know. That's probably weird. All right. Thank you, twinkle. Let it out.

Y2K on Max
Hello news. Junkies, have you guys seen this movie on with Max yet called Y2K? Watched it the other night. It's pretty ridiculous, and fun. There is a musician. Cameo part role. I guess toward the end. That's just chef's kiss. I don't want to put any spoilers out there for any of you, but Highly recommend, it's kind of fun and ridiculous about the uh Y2K if it had gone really wrong back in the day. So anyway, enjoy have a great day.

Kramer's Black market Russian showerhead.

TIL wasson edition. Doing well.
well, well well, quick check-in Junkies what do Sean Watson and R Kelly's, previous victims, have in common aside from being mostly little girls, That's right. Yellow. Baths tip your urinals.

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