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Dump Dinner Esque

What's happening boys? So the dump dinner thing only makes sense to me in the vacuum of a 1-off special occasion, type thing the laugh at or have some fun because otherwise you're not going to replace your dinner plates with it. It's not as effective, efficient doesn't save you time or money. It made me think of Bonefish Grill, who also does not do this anymore because it probably cost them too much money. We used to use these big pieces of white parchment paper to put down on the table for every guest. And uh at the end of the dinner we'd yolk it up with all other garbage. We could fit on it and toss it out. And um you know what, it made me think of was women would take children's crayons and write the most perverted things and draw the most obscene things on these big pieces of paper. Not the kids, not dudes talking. Trash grown women were freaking horny. Get some phone numbers on there too. But man, y'all were tripping.
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