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Talking to animals
Hello junkies. Hello Fritz. Good to see you. Um, so about talking to animals? I don't know. It's a slippery slope, because what if my dogs are real boring, conversationalist, you know, like wanting to know what everything's about you to, explain everything to them. If first, when you're watching a show, you have to explain everything to them or, uh, you're watching some kind of game, you got to explain everything to them, I don't know. It's a pretty slow. Um, and then they also might complain about the food. They're getting, you know. Well, why are you giving me this again? All right. Thank you twinkle, let it out.

Clane don't raw dawg the air


Tipster sounds like Kermit am I wrong?
All right. I cannot be the only 1 that thought that was a joke when you played the tipster because listen to that again, does that not sound? Exactly, like Kermit the Frog?

My Xmas wish
Hello and greetings, news junkies. Hey guys. Uh, so I'm catching up on podcast because I'm on a road trip. And, uh, excuse me, something happened. Last week, and I got a Christmas wish. Sabrina last week. You called Cain a fruit cake and I got to admit, I'm jealous. So my holiday wish Sabrina. Could you please call me a fruit cake? It would make me so happy. That's all I got deuces.

We know an awful lot about this guy luigi
Morning. Hey, just curious how come we know more about this guy since he got arrested than we knew about the guy who tried to assassinate Trump and fuck the 6 months and it's been since that happened. Just curious. Maybe it's dumb. I don't know. Who knows later.

My Dare shirt
What's up news? Junkies? So I was dating a girl and when I went to meet her parents, I was wearing a shirt. It was a dare shirt but it said drugs are really expensive. Yeah, they weren't too impressed about that. 1 uh, have a good day Hakuna makata.


News junkie GWagen
In regards to, uh, y'all buying a new car. all I'm saying is, You can get a G wagon for like, $1,000 now. Go to classic.com. Type in G500. I'm seeing sold for 30,000. 30,500. This last asking price on this 1 was 19,000 but it's kind of POS. Um what else we got 35,000, I don't know. Could be kind of cool news, junky G wagon. Definitely uh, suits your persona. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Easier way to tow a dead vehicle
Way easier than putting your friends and family through the agony of trying to push a dead car onto a trailer. Get AAA get the plus, it's 150. Towing mile radius about, 60 bucks, a year. You have 1 toe, it pays for itself, make a phone call. They show up in a couple hours toe the vehicle. Easy peasy.

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