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Bus crash
Hey, man. The Jaguar in the back of the bus was because of the he was over about 4 foot on the driver's side, he was able to even open the driver's door.

Another mispronounced word
It is junkies uh once again you mispronouncing words, it's Jaguar.

Trump dispatch of the century announcement for National News Junkie Day
Today is a special day for many, many reasons. I'm not going to get into how many reasons, but there's a bunch of them. All of you, great people, listening. This is going to be the dispatch of the century. because today, I announced Sean Watson, the News, Junkie. National appreciation day, maybe even for the century. I don't know, I don't know. But big things are happening. Big things says stay tuned.

But why Shawn?
Hey guys. It's Kevin Sean. I don't know why you're so mad at me. But what did I do? Just because I'm at Courtney at Publix.

Evil Eye Airport fly baby
Yeah, you sure that wasn't uh Geena Davis in the second fly movie, giving birth to a little baby fly person. That's all I can think of. That's what it sound like when she did it. That she could get this thing out of me. All right. This is evileye. Bye.

Self driving
I think self-driving cars are amazing. I drive a truck for a living every day. A couple hundred miles. I went out to California hopped in a Tesla and it even knows the correct speed to go over a speed bump. I mean, I I felt like I was going 30 miles an hour and it just softly went over it, but it's, it's great. I mean it is it's what we need insurance cheaper because its self-driving. There's going to be less wrecks. It's going to take a while for everybody to get used to but it is truly amazing. Being able to let go of the steering wheel punching an address and it will take you there. Why I can work email, do whatever, I need to do as I'm going and then look up and there you are. It's I love it and I drive every day. So,

Hey, there junkies. So look, I work at a restaurant in Baton Rouge and Shia LaBeouf. Come in there. Almost every day he filming a movie down here, he come in almost every day with this man. Who's so scraggly. And I told my coworker, I said, Ooh, Child above picked him up a homeless man while he down here. She said, no, this is Uncle. I say his own Uncle, he need to buy him some clothes and a comb or something, but that's probably why he took his tail down there to the Migra and learned what he shouldn't be doing. Thank you, junkies, for all you do.

Life hack for rotisserie chicken. Your welcome
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. I'm gonna give you a life hack. If you haven't already done this, here's a hack. When you buy 1 of those rotisserie chickens, you eat, what you're going to eat and then when you're done, you take that whole thing, the whole, what's left over? All the bones, everything you put it in your crock pot, Put that puppy on low with about 4 or 5 cups of water, maybe 8 cups of water. However, big your Crock-Pot is and let that thing cook all night and all day. Then you strain it out. Pick through all what's left to get all the meat out, put the meat back in there, add some egg noodles and some uh, celery and some Carrots and potatoes, and some seasoning, and salt and all that good stuff. And boom, you got chicken soup. You're welcome.

Shawn's botanical knowledge comes from the nightmare before christmas

Shout Out to
Yo, what is up? This is just a quick News, Junkie. Check in just want to tell you guys. I love y'all, man. Greatest thing on the radio. Y'all are literally all I listen to on the radio anymore. I got no time for the foolishness. It's News Junkie or bust. So, Sean sea Lane, Sabrina. Absolutely. Love you guys. Keep doing an amazing work and I'll see you again tomorrow. Peace out, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

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