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When Dwight Howard was playing for the magic, I ran into him at waffle House in Altamonte springs! He was with a friend and so was I. When I walked past him I said Damn that's Dwight Howard he's so fine [Screaming Goat] he said thank you shorty and proceeded to get into his rollsRoyce [Gunshots]

The time I ran into Billy Corgan at my local comic bookstore in West Palm Beach
Hey guys. Pirus here. First time dispatching longtime listener. I was hanging at my local comic book store down here in West Palm Beach. When in walked Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins with his wife and his kids since nobody in the store noticed him, I didn't want to blow up his spot. So I was waiting outside. And he came out by himself, looking kind of stressed and I told him I'm a huge fan. It was nice to meet him and he told me that his kids were driving him crazy at that time. I understand that and uh, we chatted for a while, he was really cool. He was on vacation in the winter down here, getting away from the Chicago weather and uh just a really cool dude. It was a good time.

Celebrity encounter
I was working. In a custom Cabinet Company. They built Custom Cabinets of course, and older gentlemen, walked in. I was the only woman in the front desk there with payroll and that And all the men were phoning over them and it was Robert Grill. The lead singer. From the Grassroots. And so when he came back out to the outer office, I was looking, you know, his band up on my phone and I blurted out. Wow you were really cute. And he goes. Yeah, what happened? That was pretty embarrassing. But then, I also worked as a bartender at night and he came in my restaurant with his wife, and he gave me a big tip. So, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop,

My celebrity encounter, truth or fiction?
Sup news, junkies my celebrity encounter a few years ago, I was at a bar in Orlando enjoying my night, and I went to the bathroom during the musical intermission. And while I was in there at the musician that was on stage, came in stumbling a little bit, and he stepped up to the Earl next to me. and it was like that scene in Gold Member where he uh, you know, the smelting accident thing. It was like this glow in the in the bathroom and he looks over at me as I'm admiring this massive hog. This guy's got, and he looks at me dead in the eyes, which was weird. And says it's impressive, isn't it? And he's like when it rains there's always Thunder. Tried to fart and cracked his pants. I'm not going to say who this guy was. Let you guys figure it out. It's all I got deuces.

Celebrity encounter
What's up Sean? Sean Josh. Hey, over the years, I've had quite a few celebrity encounters, uh, based on where I grew up and, and the time that I grew up, uh, but 1 of my favorite encounters was with iced tea. Uh, my wife and I had attended the Funkmaster Flex car show in socarras New Jersey, back in 2001, uh, as we're walking through the crowd and you see a whole bunch of people around this, this 1, little area, uh, iced tea was walking through the crowd, uh, stopping to talk to people. I said, yo, yo pimp, can we get a picture? He came over, gave us the opportunity to take a picture with him. as he walked away, I turned to my wife and she had this shocked look on her face and all she could see was Yo. He smelled good. I'm not the type of guy that compliment another dude, he was real cool. That dude smell like a lot of money. That's all I can say about that piece. Y'all

Cameron Diaz the diva bitch
Here's another celebrity interaction. I got for you several years ago when I was working as an intern for the buzz in Memphis, they were doing a 50th anniversary of rock and roll show, Justin Timberlake being a Meehan, of course, was there to play it and at the time he was going out with Cameron Diaz. It was obviously a very warm day in Memphis, Tennessee, near the Mississippi River. And this bitch made me stand there with an umbrella over her head for almost 2 hours. So, she didn't get the sun on her too much. Needless to say, I've not been a fan since she's something to look at, but she's a Utter bitch, that's all I'll say. All right. Anyway, you guys have a great weekend,

Story about Tommy Lee Jones and Sally Fields
Hey guys, another story for you 1980. I was a lead bartender at Lewis backyard down South Padre, Island, Texas, And the movie back roads is being filmed with Tommy, Lee Jones and Sally Fields. Well, being the lead bartender. I got to work the, the private parties. I was at the lead bar and let me tell you, Tommy. Lee Jones is a real butt. That guy was just rude. He just thought he was all this and that, but Sally Fields was just a beautiful wonderful person. She sat in my bar quite a bit. I flirted with her a lot. I thought I was going to get lucky but she had her kids with her, but it was a wonderful time doing it anyway. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop, pop, guys.

Breakdown the breakdown
So, the thing you got to understand about this Jayden, Daniels LSU situation is LSU is making a bunch of money off of the LSU number 5 Jersey and they're not making it because it says LSU number 5, they're making it because people associate that LSU number 5 with Jayden, Daniels and now LSU, put some new cat in that Jersey, Jaden feels disrespected or whatever it may be. However, Petty, it sounds, the reason LSU is banking off that Jersey is because of Jaden. So him trying to disassociate from it, I understand where it could seem Petty, but it's also a move that I understand from his perspective, if that's exactly what it is, you know what I'm saying? Uh, at day in it's it's too rich parties fighting over things I could care less but all outside with Jaden, see you

Meeting Stevie Wonder in an elevator.
My coolest celebrity moment was probably with Stevie Wonder in New Orleans. We were staying at the rich Carlton. My wife had won a trip through work. She was in a company meeting. I went on the elevator, to go downstairs, and the cross street in the elevator was Stevie Wonder and his manager and the woman next to me was freaking out. So when we got off the elevator, I asked him for a picture. His manager says we're too busy. Stephen goes, no, we always have time. He comes over and puts his hand arm around me. He's a big dude. His me a giant gold harmonica tells me to hold it and tell everybody that I'm with the band. He said it would get me laid. Unfortunately, I was married so I never got to test that part of the theory out. So big all out. You guys have a great weekend.