Post a new dispatch

Latest dispatches


My baby mama slept with my daughter's boyfriend
PJ News Junkie crew. So 2 years ago, when my daughter was only 19. She sent my daughter off to the store, to go get something. And while she was gone, she slept with her boyfriend. She's a piece of trash. I hope she Burns in hell. I'm not with her no more. But yeah, that happened did not get pregnant thankfully, none of that weird stuff but yeah that happened man. And I feel bad for my daughter, she didn't deserve to go through that, no kidding to serve to have that in their mom, do that to them. That's just wrong.

Hvac fax
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So uh, fun fact about air conditioning and heat HVAC. The heat uses double the amount of power. It takes to run the AC, uh, because you're using resistance versus just straight current running through your lines. Um, it is very expensive to heat your house. Yeah, I keep mine at 73. Just keep my wife comfortable. Other than that, I'd probably keep it at 68 but there's that


Don't take lady's innocence from her
Happy hump day News. Junkie crew, Sean, please. For the dignity. And the innocence of lady. Do not let her breed with the Mexican dog. She'll end up with STDs. Eating burritos. Uh, you know, just don't don't do it man.

Actual photo of a half-bred horse man.

Grew up on a farm
good Afternoon, News junkies, hey long ago, when I was working my way through fake medical school to become a fake doctor, I, Worked for a old man who grew up on a farm at a Beverage Warehouse, and he told the group of us, he goes, show me. A boy. That grew up on a farm that hadn't banged a sheep and I'll show you a liar. That told me far too much about the man I was working for. Cocaine.

Breeding puppies
Hey junkies. So my parents used to breed Irish Setters and we were lucky enough to have both the male and the female. So we didn't have to worry about finding a stud for our girl. But the most traumatizing part of all of it out of the 4 liters that this dog had, she was nice enough to give birth on my bed 1 night while I was asleep in it. I woke up to a soaking wet mattress and 9, brand new puppies laying next to me. To be honest with you, it was actually kind of cool. Hope you have a great day happy Wednesday.


I need good vibes
Hey news, junkies, I hope you're having a wonderful day. I just got done interviewing at Northwestern University for their masters in counseling program. It is the number 6 program ranked in the country for counselors. Um, I just need some good vibes. I did all the things I'm supposed to. My CV is amazing, I've done a bunch of advocacy work. Um, on paper, I am a fantastic, uh, you know, candidate and the interview just uh, tells whether they liked me as a person or not. So, uh, either I'm gonna be excited or I'm gonna go cry because they hated me. So, uh, yeah, Good Vibes. And I'll update you guys in 2 weeks when I found out.

My Best friend identical twins

Suggested for you

Junkie #12273
Junkie #7
Junkie #25
Junkie #13822
Junkie #8333