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Batman
Alfred asked me why I do the things I do at night to fight crime and protect this city. It's because my parents didn't hug me enough. Because they're dead. Where's Rachel?

Wait! It’s Batman!
It's the News Junkie. Let's go. Sean, Sean Sabrina, love you guys. Uh I hope you all. Hold on. Who's the News Junkie? Oh, hold on guys, it's Batman. Hey. I'm Batman. Wiggle wiggle. Papa.

The official Batman. Verified by my mom
Hi News, junkies it's Batman. I came here to do 2, things kick butt and hug parents and I'm all out of parents. Wiggle wiggle. Papa

Rate my....
hey news, Junkies I know. It's alright my Batman voice but I've decided to rate my Robert F Kennedy, Jr. Voice instead. I'm coming for your vaccines Joker. I'm coming.


Tourette’s syndrome
Hey Sean. I have Tourette's. and if I see a white guy, I can just go. What? Not cracker. Unless that's what in my head already.


Batman take 2 ie: my better batman
Malta the tourist Paradise but underneath its extraordinary beauty. There are some dark dark shadows.

lol Batman I guess
Hey, hey, what makes you any different? I'm not wearing hockey pants.

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