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GIRL DAD HERE LOVE MY ANGELS
What's up, junkies happy today. Sean you said, girl, did you need a girl dads? I'm a girl, dad, proud of my 2 little girls. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Beautiful. Little princesses. Um, when it comes to the bathroom situation, um, if I don't have a like a family bathroom like, you know, you know, Anybody can go in their bathroom, you know, not like, you know, male versus female or if you want to be all the crazy different pronouns, whatever. Anyways, um, I just take them into the men's bathroom, um, and we can go to the stall. And I don't let their butts touch the toilet, because, Public bathrooms are disgusting. Men's bathrooms are beyond disgusting, but I will literally, I literally hold them. I, I hold them like a, like I'm holding a baby. Um, I hold them, I hover them over, keep their legs in the air, so they don't have Don't worry about touching any part of the toilet and they pee. Um, there's been a couple instances where they've peed on me in the process and you know what it happens. It's just

CPR
Good morning, junkies paramedic here. Uh, what you're discussing is called hands-only CPR and it's been around for probably about 10 years. It's what's being taught to the general public these days they've, uh, found a couple of things. First of all, they found that people are really hesitant to do CPR on a stranger. If they have to do the rescue breathing which makes perfect sense. But they've also found the science has shown that as long as CPR has started. Um, as soon as possible after cardiac arrest, that the, uh, quality compressions are all you really need. You don't necessarily need rescue breathing 100% of the time. So that's what's being taught to the general public, the traditional CPR is still what's taught to. Uh, people like me and nurses and anyone who needs that certification for their job. So, there you go. Hands-only CPR. It's a good thing.

CPR & LIFE SAVING TALK
What's going on News Junkie crew. Um, certified first aid CPR because of my job and you do not do the mouth to mouth anymore, because all you're doing is breathing carbon dioxide into their lungs. And it's not pure oxygen, does not help them as much chest. Compressions only from now on, um, I haven't had to save anybody's life with CPR. But I have had to save someone's life. That was uh getting stabbed with a broken end of a golf club and guy was bleeding out. Had a turnic as leg and compressed. Bandages over the wound until the EMS showed up to take the guy and then ended up being the star witness on the attempted murder trial at the courthouse. Had the guy put away in prison for 15 years.

Well visited St. Peter's Bascillica --- but something strange happened...

Maternal instinct review (kind of lol)
So I watched maternal Instinct this week. I highly recommend it. I knew about the story beforehand, but going into the documentary and into the trailer. I was like, is this the story? I don't know, maybe, I don't know. The whole time. I was, like, where did the baby come from? And I had a suspense. but it wasn't until legitimately 2/3 of the way through that I was like, I'm pretty sure this is the story and then, you know, the story broke and I was like, oh okay. But either way, it's so good. Highly recommended very, very well done in my opinion. Worth the watch.

More giant cans ate baseball games
What do you do? Junkie crew in the 90s through like 99. There was another famous big tame Streaker known as Morganna The Kissing Bandit who actually fell off 1 of the uh railings and got her case, dismissed in court because her lawyer said her cans, overtook her Center of balance that was what led to her fall. But fascinating story behind that chick plus some gigantic cans.

Oliver Tree…. https://youtu.be/RaMkITrzoXs?is=WB8buSYf2to905aJ

James Winston is the man!
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about Jamis Winston. I absolutely love that guy. He is the best interview after an NFL game I've ever seen. Um he had a couple Road bumps along the way like Amy was saying but honestly the crab legs. I think that was a huge setup, just my opinion.

SS Friday WOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey everybody. Happy today. So excited for secret shows tonight because I can actually jump in for the whole thing probably when it's on Thursdays. Um, I can only tuned in for a little while because It, it goes past my bedtime and I'm in an old man. Okay. I love you goodbye.

The European mind isn’t ready
Hey guys, happy Friday I just realized something. A lot of these Europeans are going to be here for the World Cup, right? So, they're also going to be here during the 4th of July. Now is the European mind ready to watch? Joey Chestnut. Just absolutely face. 70. Something pork pistols. I don't think they're ready for this wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop. You were so you were so.