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Idiot shut off air to diver for lobster mini season !coulda killed him!
Yo what's up junkies first time dispatch saw something on the news this morning or was on Facebook. There was a diver down and from lobster season. It's 2 days, Wednesday and Thursday of this week. And a boat showed up, where there were already divers underwater. They had a air compressor, pumping are down about 30 feet. And this guy decided to turn off their are Could have killed him. Anyways, I think there's still looking for him. Crazy you show up to his spot. Somebody's already there. Don't shut off. Their are go to a new spot.

too much "god"lyness?
Hey, Miss trunkies. Uh, yeah. I agree playing God on an individual basis. Is fun. Uh, saving that peacock? Great. I saved some bunnies yesterday. I'm feeling pretty cool about it, but when you have play God on a bigger scale, all of these tons of mosquitoes that's going to have more than just an individual affect. How many people how many mosquitoes are going to hit some cars? Windshield, how many of them are going to fly into people's homes? How many animals are going to eat them? What does it mean? When you eat some weird mosquito like that? Do you have diarrhea little animal? I don't know. It's too big of a scale that that's too Godly. Individual God, great affecting multiple people God not so fun.

Millennial parents
The most disappointing thing about this style of parenting is that these kids are going to be the ones in charge of our country someday. Second, most disappointing thing is I'm not old enough to be dead before it happens. So I'm actually going to have to see this

The TRUE story about the Tony Romo traffic stop
I know this will sound a little far-fetched, but hear me out, maybe, just maybe, Tony Romo had the most horrible day at golf and maybe when he was a kid, he used to go golfing with his grandma and grandpa and maybe he got into a fight with his wife and was a little bit too trash and his kids were pissing him off and he was on his way home and he decided, you know what today's the day I'm going to go meet Grandma and Grandpa. I'm going to go see him. I'm going to go meet him and maybe this cop is a hero Now by Saving his life. I don't know. It's just a theory.

Antonio Pizza actually has quite a bit of public service type experience for a 19 year old !



Faucci is a grifter?
Really, they're accusing him of grift. 12 million dollars is a drop in the ocean compared to what's going on now? Just an observation, nothing political here.

Shawn, I owe you big thank you. I’ll explain
Afternoon News junkies Sean. You are a turd. Now I have that stupid gummy bear song stuck in my head and it will not go away. Thanks, buddy.

This is my shop its actually cleaner than normal!!