Good day, junkies dispatching in regard to my embarrassing story. When I married my current wife, we were on a honeymoon in the keys. We went snorkeling, uh, I got sunscreen on my eyes, I got out of the water. Cleared my eyes, put my goggles back on, went to go, jump off of the boat back into the water. The tip of my fins caught, the edge of the boat and I had 1 of the loudest audible belly flops ever? There was a simultaneous Oo, across the all the snorkelers that are out there about 100. Plus some of them were talking about me. And they go, man. I wonder who he's with and my wife, of course, claimed me because she's great. But yeah, I was embarrassing story, the loudest belly flop. In the keys wiggle, pop pop, pop.

So the way I look at these dorm Renovations is these could just be not, not just richos, you know, spoiling their kids, it could be, you know, those kids whose parents have worked really hard to save a ton of money for college. And, and these kids have gone out and earned scholarships so that their parents don't have to spend that money. And, you know, these parents have, you know, a couple hundred thousand saved up in a 529 and they now will buy them a new car and Custom Design their dorm rooms instead of having to pay all of that money towards college. And then they put all the rest of it into their retirement. Um, kind of makes sense to me. Hey kid you earned it, here it is.

Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well man. You guys are really bullied that lady man. Uh she's just doing her thing and you guys bullying her to try and confess and get some pricing out but okay that worked either way. It was good to see all 3 of you at the poker tournament on Saturday. Thanks, bye.

So my most embarrassing story comes from when I was teaching kindergarten and my teaching assistant and I were walking out of the school at the end of the day and she was laughing at how funny it would be. If somebody's Underpants tag was sticking out of the back of their pants and how that only something that happens to old people and I'm laughing along with her thinking oh yeah she's so funny. This is so true. Only something that happens to old people little did I know that my Underpants tag was taken out of the back of my pants and the whole time I was laughing with her. She was actually laughing at me and that is something I have always made. Sure that has never happened again. Fun time.

so, I once beat Pete, Rose in a foot race through the Cincinnati Airport, I was late for my flight So I started running to the gate and I looked alongside me and there was Pete Rose and a really hot girlfriend. I heard people yelling out his name as he was running and so was I at 1 point, I took a quick jog to the left and hopped on the motorized sidewalk and blew him away. I got on my plane, I was in first class and I got a beer right away and then Pete, Rose comes in and sits in the aisle. Next to me. and I said, hey Pete, glad you could make it

What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the Lauryn Hill situation. When they cut the mics off, I couldn't help but think about the movie, The Blues, Brothers, a classic, where they were posing, as the good old boys and going into Ned's country bunker where they had both kinds of music country and western. And they got the light shut off on them.

so the lady saying the the father did it couldn't he sue her for some kind of defamation cuz she's not saying I think he did it because or maybe he did it she's saying he did it and wouldn't that be an attack on character a blatant lie, he could say that because it's online you know he's Suffering in some way because of that and his character is being attacked, that's probably a mole question.

Hey everybody, happy today. So I'm a pool guy. I work outside and sometimes you got to fart and you work outside. It's okay to just cut 1 loose, and I like to make little jokes when I do. So, you know, fart. I'll say something along the lines of like oh man. Hear them barking, spiders or something? Stupid, like that. So I'm in this guy's backyard. Got the bubble gut I look left. Look right, there's no 1 there. I cut it loose and I said, oh, who let the frogs out. and then I heard his ring doorbell camera activate and he's laughing on the other end of the line did you just rip ass and say, who let the frogs out like I got caught red-handed, it was Pretty embarrassing. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Real quick, embarrassing thing, never go commando, when you're playing in a marching band at some point when you're walking around the track to introduce the high school football team. They will see your team.