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Name three songs!
Oh my gosh you guys remember this conversation back when we were talking about um the kids wearing like band T-shirts and someone saying like hey name 3 songs or whatever I got into the biggest fight with my best friend of Our Lives, over this stupid topic because she said how much she liked Tom Petty as a part of a regular conversation. And I called her out and I was like, name 3 songs. She named 1, maybe 2 and just lost it. And we got and we didn't talk for a week, it was awful. I embarrassed her, it was so bad. I feel like such a jerk. What a dick thing to do. Anyways, talk to you soon. Bye.

Shawn ain’t no Disney Adult
Hey juggies, happy Wednesday through Friday, Saturday Sunday. I want to let Sean off the hook as it is in the adult. Because recently, he called the Tomorrowland Transit. The People Mover, which means Sean's and OG. Seeing you're the best. Love you Jackson. Sabrina my girl, Josh, thanks for always filling in miss, you Fritz. All right, everybody have a great, great. Great weekend. Bye.

Don’t call Shawn
Good afternoon junkies in a little early version of today. I learned today, I learned that if you're ever in need of help and all you see around is Sean, you might as well go ahead and start making your final Arrangements because Sean is not about that life. Cocaine.

About the game and stuff. Uh, what about like those, uh, strategy games, like, since City and, uh, simulation games or civilizations? What about those games? They're considered like puzzle games also. Because a lot of people play those games. So like if they consider puzzle games, I understand why? Because of games are in the first place,


GAMER HERE THIS IS BULL SHEET

funnily enough at 1pm had to take a call and paused the show. this was the poorly timed pic of sabrina. poor girl. it happens too often to her.

Speaking of bad photos. Bleach tip Wasson mug shot

Dogs chewing on dead people’s ears.
Hey news, junkies. Uh, in regards to your story about the, uh, the lady that passed away in Daytona. I think it's Daytona. Uh, Beach that uh, was, uh, nulled on by her dogs. I worked for a mortician back in the 80s. I was in middle school and high school and I would work there in the summer or the Summers. And um, there was, I probably seen 15 or 20 people that came rolling in over those years, uh, that were missing their ears. Basically, they were always the dogs. Always ate the ears first. And then, they would know on the nose. I guess it was because it was something easy to, to grab a hold of and chew. I don't know. But I remember my uh, the guy that I worked for he would um, he would take out a block of clay and 1 of those little craft exacto knives and um, he would carve ears and, you know, noses and things like that and he, you know, plop the ears back on the people and the makeup artists would come in and blend everything together and you wouldn't even know that the Dog, chewed the ears or nose off. Um so yeah viewings are big back then. You know everybody wanted to see the person lying in the casket but yeah I probably saw 15 or 20 people come rolling through. Um You know, over those 5 6 years. So anyhow uh great show today. Thank you.

Audio suggestion for you guys
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So I have a suggestion for you guys to listen to. It's on iHeartRadio, it's a podcast. Um, it's about the Doomsday Clock because we all know that Sean knows nothing about that doomsday Clark. Alright, thanks, bye.

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