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The kidnapped drug dealer
What up, junkie butt? Hey, you're going back to that. Uh, that drug dealer, who got kidnapped. And they poor hot sauce into his bum. I don't know if you guys heard what he said, but he said after they did that it, it really wrecked him. Have a good weekend.


South Carolina representative with child porn

Dont stay in your garage.
Hello boys, what's up, Sean? What's up, Sean? What's up? Josh, happy day. Hope all is well, just real quick. I want to say something to all of tnj nation across the globe. This weekend, go out there and exercise your First Amendment, right. Protest peacefully. Don't stay in your home in your garage. Un away from the Sun like, Sean. You know, go out there and be a man. Or a woman. Or anybody. Don't stay in your garage all day, like Sean, whatever the end.

Another talk show from West Palm Beach cut into your show for a few minutes.
Hey junkies, I don't know what's going on. But for like 3 to 5 minutes, there was another phone. That came in over you guys' shows. From West Palm Beach, and was talking about. The street named after Donald Trump coming or something like that. I don't know. But that was weird. And then it went back in the ceiling, finishing in story, I don't know what's up wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop.

Southern/Glorilla
Any uh, interviews with this girl yet. See how she talks. But I will do my homework to do so, but it is possible. That is her real natural accent. Have you heard glorilla's, uh, interviews that exactly? How glorilla talks, she wraps the same way and she talks with that slang, heavy, uh, Southern draw. Memphis action. It is possible. That is her real voice. Go check it out, hit me up.



Graveyard dead
Michael. Officer. Ma'am. I'm so sorry. Your son is graveyard. Dead.

the only thing Wayne Ivy could have done to make that whole press conference better, besides basically paraphrasing parks and wreck was if he stood up there and said car ramrod, I mean literally he he's literally the boulevard County Farva I mean come on.

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