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K-pop demon hunters is legit

My HOA rant
Hey junkies, I'm 100% on board with getting rid of HOAs as a whole. Now technically I live in a town home community. So like you can't get rid of HOAs as a whole, you know. I can't just replace my roof. I have 4 houses, connected to me so they all have to be replaced so things like that. Yes, I will gladly pay into like an HOA type. Fund to take care of the homes. But this year, my HOA spent over 90,000 on Spectrum cable for the entire Community. I don't watch cable, I don't need that. But yet, I'm paying for it. I don't want to, but I have no choice. If I don't, I get a lean placed on my home. It's not fair.

Kpop demon hunters
Hey y'all my 11 year old niece was watching, Kpop demon hunters and I asked her if it was any good, she like gasped and she was like this is my 900th time watching it so I gave it a shot and I was blown away about how good the movie was itself and the music was so catchy. I'm on board y'all.


Trigger locks mandatory with purchase!
Hey, junkies, uh, fascinating guests. Um, I think 1 of the things he touched on there was, um, having I think the most crucial stat was 98% of those shootings are by kids or people who have access to a gun and to put them in a safe, but, um, safes are expensive. So, I think we should push legislation to, with every sale of every gun. It should be mandatory It Go with the trigger lock, I just looked 1 up on amazon.com 9.99, so you're spending 500, 600 thousand dollars on a gun. It should be up to the retailer, to make it mandatory that they get a trigger lock with every gun sold period. Have a great day guys.

Gawd tech is a young mans game. lol X100
What up News, Junkie dingo here, my microwave just got replaced and I threw a Publix, a half of a Public's cheese steak into it because I ate the other half last night, but it's in there right now and it has some sort of a security code and I can't seem to get the dang door open.

Ali alca
It's hilarious because I saw a report I can't remember when or where 1 of the local news where fdot is complaining that they need more money because they need to resurface more roads and it's taking longer because they don't have enough money. But meanwhile, we got 250 million for alligator, Alcatraz. Stupid. She thought out.

I always lie to get tips
Hey news junkies yeah talking about that guy. Who lied to get his tip. Uh I just want to say I'm an Uber driver and uh I play little subliminal messages. I have about a 15-minute clip of the Jim Colbert show last year talking about tips and who should tip and why and stuff that goes on for most Uber rides. I take people in also every day is my birthday so there's that wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Server power! Twins!!!
Oh my gosh, that server did exactly what so many of us have wanted to do so many times. And wow, I love that guy. However, he did bring their party down a little Debbie Downer style. But here's the thing I would totally would have gone with the twin thing and tried to get out of it. That way I worked with twins at the 50s prime time. In Hollywood Studios, they used to go insult a table and run away and the other 1 would come back with the meal and the guests would yell at them. It was hilarious. Miss you forever. Beefy, love you. Keep on going servers.


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