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There’s a reason we don’t go back to the 50’s
Hey there, junkies happy Wednesday uh in regards to that earlier dispatcher, who for some reason, brought up 91% income tax rates. The thing is is back, then the telephone was all in wires and there were people hired specifically to move wires into different ports of a switchboard in order for those calls to go through. Since then. We now have telephones that can tell us the entirety of the world's knowledge and it fits in the palm of our hand and we can take it anywhere we want. What's happened since then? Our income tax rates went down.

Dispatch pick me Fritz
Hey, ladies juggies. Love you Sabrina, love you. Sean, you're okay. Hey Sean. If you'd actually play your dispatches, I would like to be represented by Fritz on the street but We all know you don't play. Dispatches.

Brian adams song was from The movie karate kid
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. So, uh, that Brian Adams song, I think you're thinking of the song from The Karate Kid movie. Don't know the name of it but I am the man who will fight for your honor, blah, blah, blah blah blah blah.

Bryan Adam’s
Hey news. Junkies the Brian Adams song is Everything I Do. I Do It For You from the 90s. Have a good day. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.




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Moral hazard
hey news, Junkies So, uh, there's no way a politician in either party will ever ever do something that makes them look bad, but the next Administration looked good doesn't happen. uh, another thing moral hazard, uh, great term, but it fits quite well in politics, basically, uh, A leader can make these decisions and um, it really doesn't bother his pocketbook in the end. So there's really no accountability in this. It's a lot of smoking mirrors. Have a great day.


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