Dispatch

I’m not sure if the punch line is radio safe.

So years ago, I was hosting a Halloween party and you wouldn't believe some of the costumes that came in. This 1 Guy shows up with a naked chick on his back. I go dude, what is this? He goes, I'm a turtle. I go. Okay, sure. But what's with the naked lady he goes oh that's just Michelle. I go. All right, that's that's a pretty good 1. I go. What about this guy? He's only wearing jeans. He doesn't have a shirt on or anything, he goes. Yeah, I think he's a premature ejaculation. I go. What are you talking about? He goes, yeah, he just came in his pants. Wiggle wiggle. Hopefully this thing get dumped pop up.
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