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Commercial gorrilaz
Yo, junkies, what up? Uh, so this is kind of a deep cut, but um, back in the early 2000s, the first Gorillaz album, I think it was actually called 2000, I'm not sure. Um, There was a like, a song on it, where it was just a dude, like talking and it was talking about a um, like volcano blowing up, and it was called like fire out of a monkey's head and that voice, I'll never forget that voice but, um, y'all are playing a radio commercial right now, that I, it's for like, uh, our, our stories with something. I don't know like something but that voice, I swear to God. It's that same dude. So, I don't know, check it out, see if I'm wrong, but I think I'm right. All right, y'all peace.

Homeowners insurance covers Bear attack
Sean Sabrina, selang love in the show. Keeping it up. As far as the guy who got attacked by the bear at his home? Wouldn't that fall under the same thing? As if you got attacked by dog at your home and maybe your homeowner's insurance would cover it? Anyway, might be a milk question, would be interesting to find out.

C-Lane's made-up word
Hey everybody. Happy today. So Celine has made up a phrase and it's 1 that I use fairly frequently. Um, he made it up a long long time ago and that is the word shefly. Okay, I love you, goodbye.



Cracker barrel logo change WHAT!?
Hey, junkies. I just wanted to chime in on the Cracker Barrel logo change. How can you have Cracker Barrel without the cracker and the barrel? The barrel represents the trade ports in the 1800s, which Florida dominated in. So cattle driving, we wouldn't even have long horns and all that yummy beef, we eat. If it weren't for the crackers, the original cattle drivers of Florida. So I say we lost some history. I think they should call it woke Barrel.


TGIF LOVE
It's Friday with the News Junkie. Don't get no better than a Friday with the news junkies. Anything from Cracker Barrel to bear, attacks to any and everything. That is viral, baby. You know, how we get down over here, Sean sea Lane Sabrina. I absolutely love you 3. Best friends. That I'm so glad that I have. I hope you have a beautiful weekend, have an amazing weekend and we will see y'all back here on Tuesday, baby. Let's go. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


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