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What the guy is gonna be shot with
so, The guy that's going to be executed, is going to be executed with uh, a M1 Garand, which shoots 308.

asking for a friend.
Hello, junkies see Lane, Sean, Josh. I actually live in Greenville County, South Carolina. do you all know if I can go and, um, witness or volunteer to be a witness for this, uh, Firing squad execution. I think that'd be kind of a cool Advent event to attend. Asking for a friend, of course. Anyways, happy Friday. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

a message for sobriety or death guy

Sobriety or Death
Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. My friends. Um, I just got some results from my doctor. And uh, it's sobriety or death. and I'm not going out like that, so, You guys keep. Doing what you're doing because it keeps me going and I appreciate you and I hope you guys have a great weekend. Peace.

National women’s month thing
For National Women's month. I'd like to recognize Mrs. Bdn. My wonderful beautiful wife. Happy 15th, wedding anniversary, it was yesterday and tomorrow will be 21 years together. It's been a beautiful ride. And we're going to New York for the first time tomorrow. We're pulling a steel Lane so to my wife, unlike Biden. Thank you for always being there for me.

Orangeman wrong again….we’re doomed
Once again, orange man is incorrect. Starship is the Prototype that blew up twice. They're not sending Starship up to get the astronauts. They're sending a crew dragon. He's such a freaking moron.

Women’s month
Hey News, Junkie and crew. Uh, I just want to Shout out to. Women of the month. Um, we need more like Casey Anthony. You know, you can't even go have dinner anymore, without bunch of kids. Being loud. Droning, my dinner. So, We need more women like Casey Anthony, hopefully quiet those kids down. Thank you. Bye.

Just ok? Oh yeah ?
Morning, junkies, what's happening? Um, Sean, I think you should book The just okay party on May 26th. Um, no big deal. I know it's your birthday but it's also my birthday. I think that'd be a really fun way to spend our birthday, with all of our friends. It would be great. Keep me.