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Josh’s picks are all wrong!!!
Happy Friday to your junkie crew. Sean Sean Josh. Good day to you. Um, I got a bone to pick with Josh, on his uh, women's picks. Um, at no point. Did I hear Nancy Reagan? I know for a fact that that is his number 1 pick. And uh, I'm disappointed in you, Josh. Very disappointed. Good day.


Trump taking credit
Hey guys. Happy day. This should come as no shock to anyone but Trump is once again, lying out of his ass Biden and Elon Musk and SpaceX had already had a plan to bring those astronauts back months. Before the election ever happened, this has been in the works. They can't just flip a switch and send a rocket up to the International Space Station. This plan was already in motion, well, before Trump was elected. So, he's taking credit for something that Biden initiated. So he's just a pompous ass and a liar, couldn't tell the truth. If he had a gun to his head,

Why would you sell Ford for iHeart
What's going down, Junkies? Sean. You dumb bastard. You sold out of Ford to buy iHeart stock. Why? Why would you do that? You clearly don't know anything about buying stocks. Ford pays a dividend of 60 cents a share iHeart pays. Nothing nothing it's down. 6.42% today, Ford is up. 1.82%, let's go.

Where the app
How we even still is this a real website?

Sean is wrong
Hey news junkies. Um just a quick word, Sean. The guy the Haitian. Who was responsible for that boy's death. Was driving a minivan. He crashed into a school bus. The school bus then is in an accident, the boy flies out the window and dies. It actually doesn't matter. The guy was Haitian. He didn't have a US driver's license. He had a Mexico, driver's license. Maybe he should have never been here, maybe. But the point is, that boy didn't die at the hands of an illegal immigrant the way. Trump and Vance talked about that kind of thing happening. He wasn't murdered by a Haitian. He wasn't kidnapped, and strangled, and, and beaten by a Haitian, it happened to be a Haitian guy that crashed into his school bus. The question is, why don't school buses have seat belts, but see, that's a whole another thing. It was only made political because the politicians started to use it. For their narrative, this guy loses, his kid. And now he's saying I'm finished with people using it as a political tool. I don't think he's trying to himself be political. He just said a very Absurd thing to illustrate his point. And I don't think it's weird and I frankly think you're wrong.

I totally agree with the. Mindset that saying because the problem a, b and c, we can't do something about the is an issue. And as a liberal, I think liberals do that way too much. But the audio clip from the mayor, as far as I can tell. It didn't sound like that or sound like defending the criminal. It more sounded like just hey, can we stop using my son? Because that makes me relive this all over and over see more personal than political.

Replace illegal immigrant killers with school shooters. Are you defending school shooters by not doing everything you can to go after them?
To understand why you're wrong. Replace everything you said about illegal immigrants with gun control and school shootings. If your child was killed in a school shooting, and you're pro gun control, you would not want that shoved in your face every day as a political Pawn, nobody's defending School shooters, nobody's defending violent gun criminals, but it's a matter of. Why would you want the worst day of your life being used as a political Pawn? Whether you agree with it or not, I guarantee you'll finally get it. If you just replace illegal immigrants with violent American Gun, criminals who should not have guns.