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Travel
Hey, thinking about the whole tourist in a new city thing, my wife and I as I said, we went up to New York this past week without Biden. And it was amazing. Uh, we never did the Statue of Liberty Tours that Cain talked about, we just didn't have time, but we did the NBC Studios tour and oh, my God, that was amazing. They took us through the Sinai live stage. I wish we could have taken photos. It was wonderful. I took a couple News Junkie stickers and just post them up. A random places of course my dumb ass did not take any photos but oh well


Drive by
It's only weird if you make eye contact and then look away and act like it didn't happen.

Higher Quality
Good afternoon. Hey, I just wanted to test this out and see it. The the it was Up higher quality. It sounds like it's going a lot better. Hope the turns out wiggle wiggle. Pop.

Paradise
The show Paradise. Episode 7, may be the greatest episode of dramatic television. Ever. Oh my gosh. If you're not watching this show, you need to watch it. That's it. Have a great day.

C-Lane and the 12 foot turd
Am I the only 1 that's picturing clay screaming, hot hot hot hot.

12 ft Bigfoot poo....ugh
Man, a 12 foot poo. I the minute you said Sunday I couldn't get this image out of my head of a Sasquatch. Going like a big hairy soft. Serve ice cream machine, that I can't get it out of my head. You bastards?

Execution squad? Sign me up
What up, junkie butt, Sean? You asked a question about the execution? You said if someone killed your family member would you like to be on the execution Squad? I say. Hell yeah, I would absolutely be on the squad. And apparently if if you shoot the guy and he doesn't die, they get to reload and do it again. I just keep missing. I'd be peppering him everywhere. I unload on him. And then that last shot right? Before I hit him in the heart, I'd say screw you and the horse you rode in on. Have a good weekend.

Dumb polish joke
So, 3 ladies are at the laundry mat and they're asking each other how often they do their laundry and how many pair of underwear they have in the first lady. She's Italian. She says, oh, I have 5. Pair and I wear Monday through Friday, and do wash on Saturday, and I have Sunday off They asked the Greek woman, how many pair do you have? She goes, I got 6. I go Monday through Saturday, watch on Sunday and start over then. They asked the Polish lady. How many pair do you have 12 12? Yeah, January February, March April.

Spring forward execution
You know, it'd be kind of funny if the guy that was supposed to be executed, was scheduled to be executed at 3:00 a.m. Sunday morning, and he's sitting there at 2 am going. Oh my god, I've only got 1 hour to go and then the guards walk in and go sorry buddy we got to Sprint forward, Now's the Time.