So, my buddy is a um, agnostic dyslexic Insomniac. He spends most of his nights staying up late wondering if there really is a dog, And he asked me the other day. He's like, what do you call a fish with no eyes. it's a
Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder barking and says, hey, that's neat. Where'd you get that parrot? Says Africa. There's millions of them.
Okay, here's my dad's favorite. 1 guy goes to the doctor. Doctor says, I have bad news and good news. He goes, what's the bad news? You got stage 4 cancer, you're going to have to start chemo. Immediately goes, what's the good news? He goes, you know, the receptionist out front. The 1 with the big boobs. I'm banging her
