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dentman
Snail turtle joke
What did the snail say while he was riding on the turtle?
Pilotmike
Rate my dad joke
So my friend, Sarah left her Pepsi about 60 Mi south of Tampa. That's where Sarah's soda is.
gotkrypto?
Dad joke, totally stolen
So, I recently learned a tough lesson, uh, never buy shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what those were laced with, but, man, I was tripping.
11Charlie
Dad joke
Do you know what happens, when somebody slaps you at high frequency? It megahertz.
hvyledmark
Thank you!!!
All right, news, junkies it's heavy lead, Mark, heavy lead Mark. Thanks man. Hey, that's, uh, that's no joke. Um, Yeah, we're remodeling our back of our house so that turned into storage. Love you guys, man. Thanks for the show. Woo.
Tiny Tim
Shawn you might get a kick out this old bumper sticker
Shawn you might get a kick out this old bumper sticker
JayP0473
Shawn after eating 100 pickles a day 😂
Shawn after eating 100 pickles a day 😂
The Elder
Tattoos
I don't know, Sean, you should contact that company. Be the first to license News, Junkie News, Junkie tattoos, and then, we can play game of tattoos. Where if you see somebody without a News Junkie tattoo, you put it on them.
Big Bird
Possible chinese involvement with that dirty bomb
What's trending? I bet if they look on a return tablet, cable label. Yeah, that's it label. They'll find that it came from China from a guy named 3.2
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