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Big fan
Hey, what's going on? Use junkies. It's your boy, Manny fresh in the flesh from Palm Beach County. Big fan. Love you guys. um, See, Lane is tall. Keep up the great work, guys. Peace.



Best Next episode best show ever
What is up junkie crew? The junkies in my trunkies, dude. I had to check my calendar today because I thought today was Friday the way y'all be acting today. Y'all cracking me up. Making me feel good. I love it. I love y'all. Peace and love wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Clutter argument controversy
Good day, Nishan Keys. Um, I'm on the other side of the Clutter argument. I never throw away, something that doesn't belong to me. I am however very organized and tidy whereas my partner is not On many occasions, I have been accused of throwing something away and months later when it is found apologies are at it. Hm, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I’m on the way to Rockville!!!
What's up, Sean? So I'm on the way to Rockville right now. I'm gonna be camping out there till Monday. It's gonna be an awesome time, but yeah, how they do it is, um, uh, towards the front, we know where everyone's crowd, surfing and smooshed together around the pits, they, uh, pick your pocket and steal your phone. And I actually went on Amazon and bought a bait phone. $10, kids, fake iPhone to keep in my pocket, and when someone steals it, I'm gonna punch them in their face and dragged me to the Border Patrol. Ah, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

The new junkie tumbler
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So this is out of left field but I got to give you guys a compliment or maybe just Sean because he's the 1 that probably chose it. The tumbler that you guys gave us for the just, okay? Um, last year or whatever it came in, the VIP bag that thing is so useful, man. I use it every single day. Um, add some ice in the water, some Crystal Light, it stays. I see all day long. Thank you. Bye.


I know this Broward county judge!
Yoki chose wanted to check in quickly about this judge down there in Broward County. I, uh, once got a, uh, speeding infraction down in Broward and had the, uh, unfortunate or maybe fortunate luck of, uh, going in front of this judge myself. Um, everything was fine as far as my court case went uh, in and out. Paid my fine, whatever. But there was uh, there was a gentleman in there who was arguing his case against the judge. And uh his argument was you know, no I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was doing the speed limit. I was doing everything. Correct. And by the letter of the law and the judge just went crazy and started. Reciting some Chris Rock bit from years ago, long story short, it ended with These type of criminals, 1 credit for stuff. They supposed to do, it went off the rails, tip, your jurors,

doctors making jokes
Sean. Um, I am a doctor and I have absolutely been judged for making jokes with patients, uh, 1 time on Halloween. I I wore a lab coat that, um, had like some pumpkins on it. And, um, you know, it's supposed to be a gag and I had a patient who said, I can't believe I'm getting news like this from somebody who's dressed like that and actually kind of complained to admin. Um, but also you are right about urologists making jokes. When I had my vasectomy, my urologist held up my vas deferens and said, wow, you have textbook architecture He meant it as a joke. I didn't enjoy it.

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