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Doctors need to have a sense of humor. No. 300 baby!!
Hey news junkies happy Thursday, Friday Saturday Sunday. Hey my 300th dispatch. Woo. Anyway when it comes to um who should get more respect and all that, I think some doctors can have a sense of humor. I mean you certainly want your Proctologist to have a good sense of humor. I mean something that's kind of Lights in the mood as he's doing his thing down there and even a urologist. You know, you'd appreciate a guy with a good sense of humor. I mean it's awkward, it's uncomfortable, little humor breaks, the ice wiggle wiggle,

Your Bryer's Vanilla ice cream is good, it needs this addition to make it great.


C-Lane talking about the uptick in squirrels the other day

Sean. If you're talking about the ice cream in a cup with a wooden spoon and you're in New England, it is a hoodie.


Rause for Fritz??
So, we lose Fritz and gain Ross Padgett. What kind of trade deal was that Jack Bradshaw?

Junk-a-roo dispatch
What up news Junkies? Hey guys. So you were talking about the uh, the concerts being expensive and I haven't been to a concert in a hot minute. And it's because the prices are sky-high. My last concert being, uh, Coolio. I think we all remember, that 1 next concert. I went ahead and dropped the money but it was over 300 dollars for 2 tickets. I'm going to see Everclear a little bit later this year. and even that I was like uh that's a lot of damn money just to go see Ever Clear but you know it it wasn't as bad as some of the other ones are, okay. That's all I got deuces.


Fritz on the street magnets
Good afternoon. Hey just want to say Fritz, you've been a great asset to the show and very entertaining to listen to the past few years. And with that said Sean maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to give Fritz on Street. Magnets, all 3 contestants today and also to myself for suggestion. It just a thought later.

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