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Diddy Chappell show
Hey first time dispatcher here. So uh, I remember in Chappelle Show they had this skit with Diddy. uh, Making the Band and uh, he required the members of that to go get him. Some Cambodian breast milk, I don't know. The whole applesauce thing reminded me of that have a good day.

I have been up fifteen thousand feet in a mountain in colorado but not twenty eight thousand
Happy Tuesday, News, Junkie crew. So I have been up 15,000 ft. On the highest Road in the continental United States. Mount Evans in Colorado. Uh A change the name to some other thing for a tourist destination. Now it was hard to breathe out there at 15,000, we all sat up there, smoke a blunt, got high and had a good time and then drove back down the mountain. Uh but I could not imagine that poor man, 28,000 feet up my Lord.

Sean. You were talking about hurricanes the formation of hurricanes has impeded by dust from the Sahara Desert. I worked in Nigeria in the mid-70s and the Nigerian workers were coming to work with conjunctivitis their eyes all pussy and bleeding. They called it Apollo 11 disease and I asked them why it was Apollo 11 disease, they said because the year, our astronauts walked on the moon

Watch C.H.U.D.S. will freak your girl out
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here, happy Tuesday, Monday. So Sean, if you really want to do some trauma and freak, your girl out, there's an old 80s movie called chuds It's C. Period H period you period D period s, right? That movie traumatized me as a child from the 80s, but there's like these monsters that live in the sewers and their neck stretches out and they've got this gnarly looking face, man. I was traumatized for many, many, many, many years off, that movie, I don't know if anybody else has seen it, but it's an old cheesy does not hold up. Now, can't tell you it's any good now, but uh it was pretty freaky.

Sewer shooter jingle
Teenage shooting Ninja Turtles. Teenage shooting Ninja Turtles teenage shooting Ninja Turtles Shooters on a half shell shooter power. Hey, let's go. Get some deep dish over here, lumal, naughties or whatever.

Hey, what's up News, Junkie, first dispatch, I'm out here in Rochester. I listen live every Tuesday on the iHeart Radio app, which is awesome because I love the show. Uh, figured I would send in my first dispatch here on behalf of Shaun's birthday. Thought it was kind of funny that he confuses age and thought a Blink 182. So I made him up a little song. Uh, here it goes. Now that you rolled, you got to pay to score. No sex for free with UF 44 and that's a song. Have a nice day


It's okay to tell us
Sean is giving off Michael Scott vibes. In the dinner party episode, where we find out Michael sleeps at the end of the bed, on that little bench. What is Courtney doing to Sean?

President Of France
What's up, junkies? Hey listen, this whole French president incident, like if the rules were reversed and the plane doors open and you see him slapping her in the face like that. And then when they go to, walk down the stairs, uh, you know, he's refusing to hold her hand, the world would be an uproar. I mean, it's, it's maybe it's not abuse, but if it would be abused, if the roles were reversed, then it's abuse. That's just how it is. That's just my opinion on it and if you're getting slapped or hit by your partner, I mean, unless unless it's playful wrestling and stuff like that. And, you know, how how, how relationships are, of course. Um, but that didn't look playful. If it was playful, they would have been laughing walking down the stairs. If it was playful, they would have been holding hands walking down the stairs. That awkward ass. Hello that he did. That wave was so weird and it looked like somebody that would like, oh crap, that's what that looked like. So I don't know. I think it is but also, I don't care either way because it's France, who gives a crap

The rehearsal season finale (no spoilers)
What up have you share the show Tuesday? Whoop, whoop. Um, are you guys caught up? Sabrina, are you caught up on the rehearsal? The the rest of y'all have have, you guys been watching it? I don't want to spoil the last episode. It aired on Sunday, but I am in awe. Of Nathan Fielder. It went from like, oh, he's, he's a pretty funny guy, too. Wow, I'm actually impressed by you and it, I, if you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. I think I already sent a dispatch in like a week or 2 ago about this, but unbelievable. Draw dropping wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

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