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Presidential shoving
Hello, junkies and happy birthday. Sean. When it comes to the president of France over there getting shoved by his wife. I think some interesting context is that she was in her mid to late 30s when he was 15 and he would go over to her house under the guise of hanging out with her son but she has been grooming him for most of his life and this is just a pretty natural thing that happens in those circumstances. It's very sad. Um but also kind of interesting
Marzmarcy
What if you got a farm? How many animals it will take? Their.
Brotha Ox
About young people (men particularly) not having as much sex... There's a lot to it. Examples:
Ggiddens17@gmail.com
Also about the toilet thing when I go to Publix I get that little white, they have very wipe off your cart so when I go to the bathroom I use that wipe, I wipe the toilet off and then I pull off a little piece of toilet paper and I put it right there at the front of it where it splits on each side of the toilet seat. So if you're, you know you Wang Wang or whatever, you don't want it to touch that thing, no toilet paper wrong. So that's all I do.
Ggiddens17@gmail.com
remember this if your phone can detect all that stuff, how many times you lift your phone up? How many times you've been on social media? How many times you been on Google guess what? It knows everything you are doing, and knows where you are. He knows who your family is, it knows everything about you. That's getting scary.
Fattimatti
Trump fatigue
Hey, junkies happy Friday Saturday, Sunday, Monday because I have Monday off. Hey um, Man, I can't believe it's only been 5 months of this guy's presidency. I feel like it's been at least 10 years. I am so fatigued of this guy and Trump is just something else. I just wish I could just like not hear him for 1 day, but it's not possible, no matter where I look. There he is.
Irene
No mow may
Hey News Junkie. This is from Western New York. Yes, I am part of the nommo May Founding up here almost every day. I got the tractor stuck. I got the lawnmower stuck. Broke it. So um, yep. No more May
Concrete Mike
My son was born on Memorial day. It's an issue every year
Happy Thursday News. Junkie crew, my son was also born on Memorial Day weekend and it is a constant problem every year on what weekend before or after we want to try to do his birthday. Sometimes in certain years, it falls on that direct weekend and it is a constant hassle. so, I feel for you, Sean
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