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Simply Jeremy
When you can’t find coke, wind sprints are the next best thing
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here. Look, Sanchez was trying to find some blow. Couldn't find none. So the next best thing to wake up and you know silver up a little bit is do some wind Sprints, I mean makes perfect sense, right? Who does this, grease trap guy think he is to be in that, in the way of him, you know? I mean, I'm saying. Little Gators.
Meghan.Weidemann
Magnets
Hey, junkies happy Friday, just wanted to say mo. Thanks for the magnets. I've already gone on and ordered them hope you guys enjoy your weekend.
Flip 1
The Great Permanent Pumkin Tragedy of 2025
Joe 4
Insecure
In my opinion, anybody that carries an open weapon. Is just saying I'm very insecure about my small penis.
Simply Jeremy
That burning house is in my town. Do yall want a interview with them?
Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here. So, uh, I live in Fountain Inn South Carolina and I'm pretty sure from what I read that house. That looks like it's burning, is it Fountain? Inn. So if you guys want, let me know. I'll go knocking the doors. See if I can get you an interview with them. I mean, I ain't shy. Let me know later.
Meadow
No bra day coming up soon
This is a reminder that Monday October 13th is no broad day. If any lady is seen out of compliance, just asked her to join the celebration.
Steve 6
Sable point teacher
Talking about that teacher, doesn't that violate HIPPA laws? Maybe a question for MO.
DirtyDutch
homicidal teacher is my next book
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