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9 years ago today
What's up, junkies hope? Everybody's having an absolutely wonderful day. Hate to be the guy to bring the Vibes down but Got to remind everybody that 9 years ago today. Harambe was brutally murdered inside of his home habitat in Cold Blood and that we shall never have a forget.


I wanna bring you guys a bottle of this THC bloody Mary, where should I bring it?
Good Morning, News junkies, it's hack and Harry again. I heard somebody was bringing you some THC drinks. Would it be? All right? If I brought you a bottle of this Bloody Mary that I drank, it's called mellow, Mary M L L O. It's absolutely delicious. Best Bloody Mary you've ever had? Just let me know where to drop it off guys. Love. Listening to you have a great week?

Sean sea Lane Sabrina. This is cooch. I just wanted to wish my wife Shelley, the happiest 20th anniversary, that anybody could ever have. It's been a great time and the key to a happy marriage, talk to each other.

Diddy Chappell show
Hey first time dispatcher here. So uh, I remember in Chappelle Show they had this skit with Diddy. uh, Making the Band and uh, he required the members of that to go get him. Some Cambodian breast milk, I don't know. The whole applesauce thing reminded me of that have a good day.

I have been up fifteen thousand feet in a mountain in colorado but not twenty eight thousand
Happy Tuesday, News, Junkie crew. So I have been up 15,000 ft. On the highest Road in the continental United States. Mount Evans in Colorado. Uh A change the name to some other thing for a tourist destination. Now it was hard to breathe out there at 15,000, we all sat up there, smoke a blunt, got high and had a good time and then drove back down the mountain. Uh but I could not imagine that poor man, 28,000 feet up my Lord.

Sean. You were talking about hurricanes the formation of hurricanes has impeded by dust from the Sahara Desert. I worked in Nigeria in the mid-70s and the Nigerian workers were coming to work with conjunctivitis their eyes all pussy and bleeding. They called it Apollo 11 disease and I asked them why it was Apollo 11 disease, they said because the year, our astronauts walked on the moon

Watch C.H.U.D.S. will freak your girl out
Hello everyone, simply Jeremy here, happy Tuesday, Monday. So Sean, if you really want to do some trauma and freak, your girl out, there's an old 80s movie called chuds It's C. Period H period you period D period s, right? That movie traumatized me as a child from the 80s, but there's like these monsters that live in the sewers and their neck stretches out and they've got this gnarly looking face, man. I was traumatized for many, many, many, many years off, that movie, I don't know if anybody else has seen it, but it's an old cheesy does not hold up. Now, can't tell you it's any good now, but uh it was pretty freaky.

Sewer shooter jingle
Teenage shooting Ninja Turtles. Teenage shooting Ninja Turtles teenage shooting Ninja Turtles Shooters on a half shell shooter power. Hey, let's go. Get some deep dish over here, lumal, naughties or whatever.

Hey, what's up News, Junkie, first dispatch, I'm out here in Rochester. I listen live every Tuesday on the iHeart Radio app, which is awesome because I love the show. Uh, figured I would send in my first dispatch here on behalf of Shaun's birthday. Thought it was kind of funny that he confuses age and thought a Blink 182. So I made him up a little song. Uh, here it goes. Now that you rolled, you got to pay to score. No sex for free with UF 44 and that's a song. Have a nice day

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