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Normal Raccoon
Hey News, Junkie talking about being around, something not so much that becomes kind of normalized raccoons. Um, I need to remind myself that raccoons are not native to Europe. Uh, 1 time, I had a buddy and he had a friend come in to visit from Poland. And the number 1 thing, she wanted to do was see a live raccoon now in the wild. Anyways, uh, later.

Iguana explosion
Hey News. Junkie crew. I was driving down to Miami 1, time on the on the way home. I was on the freeway and I saw a big iguana sitting on the side of the road. And I was relatively new to Florida at the time. So I looked back in my rear view to get another look at it. This thing was very Majestic and it was pretty big and then it proceeded to run out into the freeway and just get blown into a million pieces by all the traffic. And I was I was really, uh, affected by that for a couple of days because it was quite a scene iguana bits everywhere. But, man, it was a good-looking creature, anyhow. Have a good weekend. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop, pop.

9 and 10 year old arrested
Hey, junkies happy Thursday, just curious. If you guys saw the story about the 9 and 10 year old children that were arrested for rape and attempted murder on a 5-year-old. Curious your thoughts on them.

Hey hey guys, good to see you. Uh love your show by the way, been listening still going on, 3 years. I'm just a 70 year old fart anyway. I got a question, uh, watching on YouTube just now, You've been uh, that says, uh, muted temporarily for copyright during the whole segment on my well 3 or 4 minutes of Sabrina. Show there and uh anyway just want to know what that was all about. Love your show. Bye.

CLane & Airplanes
I love how sea Lane is policing. What you can bring onto an airplane. You can't live stream. It's against the rules. Sea Lane, don't you smuggle? Bottles of liquor onto airplanes Criminal.

The longest name guy
Imagine that guy with the longest name possible. Ended up being half like a sexual predator and has to go to all of his neighbors and tell him. Hi my name is yada yada, yada yada yada and has to ramble off his full entire name for 20 minutes and they just closed the door on it because they don't want to hear it his spiel. Oh gosh, that'd be hilarious. He lost the game, by the way.



A test of dispatches on the new website from my Samsung Galaxy Note 9. (not Good)
Hey, hey, testing. 1, 2 3 and 4 testing. 1 2. How's the new website work?

Sabrina your slackin
Oh my God. Sabrina. I've been waiting for you to hit that Japan. Trump button for a while. And Sean just said Japan like 18 freaking times and I didn't hear it once. Come on. Do it once for me.