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I have a crow in my car
Hey, junkies, happy end of the show. I need Good Vibes right now. I found a baby crow of my front yard and I'm driving to New Smyrna to the animal Aquatic Center to see if they'll rehab it. Otherwise I'm the proud new mother of a bird apparently. Um, yeah, so Good Vibes for the bird, please. And thank you.

AI video all the way
What up, news junkies. Ya know that kangaroo video is absolutely. I, uh, clear's point is right there at the end as the, uh, zoom in is happening. The ladies left hand goes from having a ring, and then the last second, it looks completely different. Uh, it's clearly AI. Just watch the hands motion. Blur is usually a tall. Is a sign that it is AI. Uh, typical videos. Don't have that kind of motion blur in real life.

Shawn, here’s the whole deal and all you need to know about the Angel Reese/ Caitlin Clark situation
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean, this whole Angel Reese Caitlyn, Clark thing, this goes back when they were in college a couple years ago. And ever since that angel Reese has had things for Caitlyn. Clark doesn't like her just absolutely goes nuts because she's getting a lot of attention for actually bringing fans to the WNBA and a lot of the league kind of feels like that, but In the argument is, you know, that the 1 would care about the WNBA. Not a lot of people would care, unless, you know, Kevin Clark, was there that just happened to be the thing. So she's being kind of spited by other players and especially by this Angel race, but it's almost borderline psychotic behavior, uh, from a race.

Shawn has pissed off the Duck Lord

I’m jealous
What up, junkies, Sean. I gotta admit. I'm I'm a bit jealous, too, because we come here to check out this call Mike, but you only got twitch up. I mean, who cares about twitch? We over here on the YouTube, trying to interact with you, but we can't dang. I mean, we seeing the skull Mike too. We like to be a part of the skull Mike Squad, but you can't even talk to us. Fix it, gosh. All right. Anyways, gotta go. Wiggle, wiggle skull, Mike

Cutting people in half
Hey Sean. I caught the very last end of what you were talking about. Um, but without any context uh regarding cutting people in half on live television, I'm all for it. Thank you.

Duck off
Hey guys, Sean, I really really hate to say this but I think that you would have about 2 seconds and that deck would make you his bitch. Um, Birds. They don't have a lot of fear and especially like ducks and geese and chickens and things like that. I've been attacked by a rooster before and it was not pretty. Um, I think that that duck would take you out. I really do wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Ducks
Speaking of the mascot. My daughter lived in the apartment complex where there was 1 Guy on a golf cart. His only job was go find the nest and break the eggs. So it didn't breed more muscovie, docks.

Rabid winter park squirrel
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. So I don't know if you guys remember several years back. There was a rabbit squirrel in Winter Park in the park actually, that was attacking people made the news and everything. Um I'm sorry Sean that squirrel with kick your ass just saying tiny hands.

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