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Craig From Colorado..Just saying hi

Saw a strange registration sticker on a license plate
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. So I have a question I've saw something driving that I've never noticed before. Uh all vehicles license plates have a registration sticker with a month and a date. I was behind a particular vehicle, uh, just common car and the Sticker had a bold, capital P and capital M on it and that was it. Anybody know what that is?

My parents on teen drinking
I know when I was at a teenager given an older teenager but, you know, me and my friends. and our parents would have this rule where yeah, we'll give you a little bit to drink, not a lot but you know, a little bit And you can drink but you have to stay either inside or in the backyard. And you're not leaving, you're not going to ride your bikes, you're not going to drive the cars, you're not doing any of that stuff. And it, I mean, it was only ever like 4 maybe 5 of us at most. It was never like a huge party, but and that was always fine. And that was just like that seemed to be the common thing between a lot of our parents is, you know, as as long as there was a parental figure there and we weren't getting stupid, crazy, then it was fine with everybody. So,

Sabrina with the Nostalgia
Sabrina. You just said 4 words that I will never forget. That always bring me back to 2007 2009. You said getting buck in here that song? Ugh. You talking about UCF party days at Fubar, TDS. Knights Library, walking around with pictures of blue, Long Island and having hangovers and regret every single night. We went out Wow, those are the days. Good times, good times. It'd be out.

Hey, Junkies. 37 here. And I've never been divorced, but I've also never been married. I've been engaged once um, that ended and I bought in 2 other engagement rings and never actually got engaged. Um, so at this point, maybe I'm just content on being The coolest single uncle that just travels the world and does whatever he wants whenever he wants and avoid the whole divorce thing because they'll just never get married.

Round two?
Hey there. Junkies what's happening talking about the divorce rate dropping over the years? That's interesting. Well, what about for me? I've already been divorced. What's my future looking like? Is it, am I going to get divorced again? Or am I in the clear? For this 1? I'm just a little confused. Now, you guys got me overthinking. Thanks a lot for a Friday evening. Bye bye.

No, no, no no. You got this all wrong. The reason that the force rate is so low is because nobody's getting married anymore. The marriage rate is also very low people. These days like Courtney, Sean Have chosen to live together rather than get married. It's not about waiting until you're older. It's just about not getting married at all.

Divorce rate increase
What up news? Junkies, I'm having to make this uh dispatch from a corner of the house where somebody can't hear me. But the divorce rate thing. I'm still on this, I'm telling you if this ditty bitch runs her mouth about tater tots 1 more freaking time Just 1 more time. Doll is going to take. That's all I got deuces.

so funny thing about that divorce stat Shawn

Go see Swan Lake! This is such a lame title..
Hey guys, I hope you're having a great Friday. Oh my God, these stupid dogs. I love dogs, it's not my neighbors. Um, if anyone's looking for a good date night this weekend, um, the Swan Lake is playing at the Dr. Plet Center Performing Arts and we went last night and it was so beautiful and I only cried 1 3 and a half times. Um the halftime was because I my guy was like, man, what's your problem? And I was like, I'm just appreciating the ballet. Okay. And he pulled out a lapel from his pocket even though he was wearing 1 but it was a light color and he pulled out a black 1 because I guess he knew that I was going to cry and I'm just going to get all my mascara all over it so probably threw it away afterwards. Anyway, I miss you guys so much and I can't wait to see you again. I don't know why I said that but okay. Bye love. You don't know why I said that either.