Hey guys. It's been a rough morning. Amazon is down, my Alexa was down. I was at a coffee and I needed to add it to my shopping list. And it couldn't do it. And I had to write it down on a piece of paper, like an animal. I feel like I'm living in a third world country. I'm like God.

Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy here, you know Sean. Ever since you quit smoking and started walking and quit drinking as much seemed to be sick all the time, buddy. I think you might need to go back to smoking and drinking more and walking less. Get your health back up. Just saying

What's up News Junkie? Uh, Sean Patrick's Day here. First time long time. Uh, my parents were 1 of those that would uh let me have a house party every once in a while. And I remember a certain, uh, New Year's party my senior year, 1 of my buddies got so hammered, he passed out early on the couch. But at some point during the middle of the night, he uh, woke up in a drunken stuper looking for the bathroom. And continued to pee all over my father's recliner. Thinking he was in the bathroom. So yep. Me and my other buddies. We cleaned it up the best we could. And of course, I had never told my father about this and he continued to sit in that chair for years without even knowing. Yep, I'm going to hell. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.