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Teacher shout out
Happy today. Junkies, I just want to congratulate all my teacher colleagues on Surviving 2025. I'm officially on summer schedule. So lots of rock and roll shows and listen to The News Junkie and playing with my kids, you guys have a great week. And keep it going all summer long. I need you. Peace.

Student driver stickers
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? So driving around. I see a lot of the stickers. Uh, please be patient as soon as driver. Am I the only 1 that looks at those stickers? And think like this is my time to shine, like I'm going to help initiate them into the Florida. Driving world. I'm going to do anything I can. To get you prepared for any situation in the world. I wouldn't actually do it. Seems kind of fun, okay, bye.


President DJ Penn
Yoki CH quick check in to just point out that BJ Penn. Thinks his family were all killed and replaced with clones or Bots or droids or whatever he thinks happened and we all agree. That's freaking crazy. And the guys off the deep end, let's get him. Some help. Our president tweets. Almost the exact same thing just last night. Regarding former President Biden and that he was the whole time just a bot, or a replacement or a Droid, or a clone or whatever. Um, even with, you know the prostate cancer, you know, because you know how, how Bots get prostate cancer? So frequently, I don't know, either way a and I just I've not heard anyone call for this person to be looked at on a mental scale. Like, what's going on? Ah, I don't know. I try not to get political, but I find it ridiculous that BJ Penn. I understand. He got arrested 3 times in 6 days, that's going to call attention to it, but the fact that we all agree that he's crazy for thinking, something crazy, and then, the President also thinks and says, something crazy and nothing is ever done about it. His cold grows stronger every day. Tip your political major.


Hanky Panky movie
Hey Sean. Um it's funny that you mentioned the movie Hanky Panky. Um pretty cool. Story I met 1 of the directors a couple years ago at 90s con, her name is Lindsay Hann and if you don't know who she is, she was 1 of the stars of the Disney Channel movie, um, the color of friendship and, um, it's pretty cool. And yes, I do agree 100% that. Um, when you're watching the movie at home, the phones got to go away. Um, my wife does it all the time. Me personally, I turn the movie off until she's ready or going to the next room and watching myself hippie out.

Freakin Love Jersey Mikes!!!!
What up y'all happy today and uh thank you for the lunch recommendation. Just put my uh Jersey Mike's order in picking that up soon. Thanks y'all take care.

Got my shirt
What up y'all, happy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday, uh, wife. And I grabbed our shirts. This morning saw the post on Twitter X, whatever had to go grab them. Each did the tanks. She did the light blue, I did the teal because I am a lifelong Dolphins fan. I'm sure Sabrina feels my pain. Hey, it's our best time of the year, girl. Zero expectations, nothing, but hope we haven't screwed it up yet. Go fins, anyways, love the design, love the magnet, can't wait to get it. Um, and I wore my free Absolution shirt that my gig and Jacksonville this weekend. It's probably my favorite gig shirt followed close second by death to robots. Both always get questions and comments, love the show. Y'all have a great week ah,

Shawn, that happened to me, being unnecessarily overcharged on a flight
Hey Sean, that happened to me about 15 years ago. I flew from Orlando to Detroit and the flight wasn't too bad of a price. It was like, you know, 196 bucks non-stop but The problem after that was the actual total of a ticket was like 400 and something and and like baggage handling fees and these other fees and like this ass tax and like clown fees and it was just all this other stuff and I'm making up those last couple ones, but all these extra fees and the cost of fees and taxes are almost twice as much as the actual, you know, cost of the flight. So anyway, not worth it. Screw you Spirit Airlines.

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