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It's for fat folks.
What up News, Junkie dingo here just want to chime in real quick about the um, plane tickets. Is there a chance that they're trying to guide fat people when to fly and just get them off of like normal our plane flights and they can just book a double seat and we don't even have to deal with them. Just saying boo.

Parasailing flip side
as far as the parasailing company, I don't know if their business will actually be hurting because they can kind of flip it and sell Parasailing ghost tours. Now, I'm just saying, Wiggle to the pop.



King of the Hill!!!!
Hey, what's up Sean? So man I love when you start talking to hanging the hill, man. It's like the 1 Thing me and you have in common but uh first off uh Hank's dad isn't coming back because he already died in 1 of the old episodes. Um, but yeah, the agent thing, scares me a little bit too. And 1 thing that you didn't bring up, that makes no sense is when Hank leaves. He's getting a job to sell propane and Saudi Arabia, which makes no sense. It's the least, Hank thing he would ever do. uh so yeah this aging thing scares me a little bit but I'm also really excited to see uh, See it so, yeah, we'll see.

ITS MONDAY!!!!!
Hey yo News Junkie, what's up? It is Monday Monday, baby. It's a new start of the week. Uh I wanted to start your week off with a little bit of positivity and uh send you guys some love, you do an amazing job. Each and every 1 of you guys, uh, love all of the News Junkie best friends. I never knew I had uh, hope you have an amazing amazing week in a beautiful rest of your Monday. Wiggly, wiggly pop.

Ai bible verse= Kelvin Genstone
What's up everybody? Happy Monday. Is it just me or the, the AI Bible verses sounds a lot. Like, uh, how Kelvin gemstone used to try to talk to all the youth people when he was the youth pastor on righteous gemstones? I thought it sounded almost just like a see you.

Sean, you do need a haircut but you also need some filler It's a little thin.

Emojis on your kids faces I think are a bit weird. Here’s a full body pic of my kid, but you can’t look at their face.
Hey news junkies uh discussing like privacy with your kids on the internet and putting like smiley faces over their faces so they aren't seeing and get that especially like with family pictures when there's like 10 people and then you're like I don't want Johnny to be seen so you plop a little thing over his face. Well I don't get what really annoys me and I think is super weird are my uh my people that um will post their picture of their baby, their singular, baby 1, baby in the picture and, uh, it'll be like 1 month, but it's just like the baby's arms and legs cuz they have this huge, like, Emoji over their head and they'll do it every month. Like I have a, I have a friend that does it every month and I'm like, okay, well, there's your baby's feet like why you even do it, if you don't want your baby on the internet? Don't put them on the Internet, like, don't put their body, like, it's weirder to me, like, my mom, just put my body on the internet and not my face, like, how, how weird I don't get my, that would give me a more of a complex than if. Like, my mom was just posting pictures of me on the internet. I don't know. It's super weird. All right, bye.

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