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Whippet brain
every now and again, when Sean goes off on these tangents and these weird, Piracies, I think to myself.

NOAA lies
Sean, it's really a simple, Google man just look it up. It literally says that, uh, with the budget cuts, they're not going to be able to send in aircrafts, to hurricanes, to find out the stats of the hurricanes real time. So, uh, yes, there is definitely some things budget cuts going on to, uh, to Noah that are going to make it hard to keep predicting and keep uptime information on this. So you're not 100% right about that.

Weather man
Your local newscaster does not predict the weather, he uses data, he gets from the government. He doesn't do crap. Other than make it look pretty for you on the TV screen.

Track talk
Okay, if you think the 400 is, uh, a good distance, try doing the 800, um, that's 2 laps around. I did that event from third grade all the way to senior year. I did a open 800 and the 4X 800, which is the relay race. So I did 4 laps, um, between 2 events, every single track meet, and yes. Um, the celebration that she did. She just ripped off Michael Johnson at the Olympics. I think, in, like 2012 or 2010 or something like that. He came out when he was the fastest man in the world and took the fire extinguisher, uh, to issue. So, um, I don't know what type of, uh, punishment. She's going to give from that but we'll see, hit me up.

Shawn, was this you in Hobby Lobby?

Winning in track and field no punishment for me.

Crypto what?
Hey junks. Long time. No talk, happy Wednesday. So I'm Gen X. I'm your age Sean and have some crypto. Couldn't tell you what. It is what it does or how to reap the benefits um signed up and threw some money at it, at the advice of a friend years ago and pretty much wrote it off because I don't know if we will ever See any of that money? I don't know how to get it. It's grown, but it's not enough to to make me a millionaire and let me retire but um, wondering if I should go ahead and try to get it somehow but wouldn't even know how to do that. Anyways, thanks, bye.


Wiggle old man
Hello news. Yes. Yeah, I'm 80. And I was wondering that wait, wait a pop, pop you making fun of me? Because that's what my need to hear. Every time I get out of my lazy boy.

No Cuss Words!
Hey, yo, it's the mother fluffing News Junkie. Yo, what's up, what's up? What's up, y'all? How y'all doing today? Hope y'all having a beautiful day? I know some people call it hump day. I like to call it hype day. I feel like, hype day has a better positive connotation. Listen, I hope that you Sean, uh, Sabrina sea Lane. I hope each. And every 1 of you have a beautiful Wednesday, man. Keep doing what you're doing. Keep being a light in this world. Let's freaking go. Wiggle. Wiggle, pop pop.

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