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According to DCF, you are allowed to beat your children
Good day junkies uh, just dispatching in regard to corporate punishment and beating your children. Um, as a former police officer, I had to deal with a bunch of uh, DCF cases. Uh, according to DCF, you are allowed to spank and beat your children as long as you leave. No long-term. Bruising. uh no hard weapons, soft weapons are acceptable and no hard weapons know like sticks or anything like that. Um, but as long as you don't leave, no bruising, you are allowed to beat your children. Uh, I still spank my children. Well, my older 2 now because, you know, they're adults. Uh, the younger 2? Yes. My 2 year old? Yeah. He, uh, he gets to count to 5 and then he gets a WAP right on the butt. So, uh, it's legal as long as you don't leave any long-term bruising, we we go pop up.

It's wild how chicks discriminate on guys that aren't 6 feet tall yet. They wear makeup to hide their ugly faces and push-up bras to hide their saggy tits.

I can't believe anybody is thinking about giving corporal punishment rights. To teachers they already can't keep their hands off the students. Maybe they'll get a couple. Priests come by and watch them spank them. Ridiculous.


Zebra Rodeo
Yo, News, Junkie, what's up, what's up? What's up? Um, you know, I live in Tennessee now, uh, moved here about 12 13 years ago and, uh, I promise you, if I see this zebra, not only am I gonna jump on it and ride that thing all the way through town? But I'm gonna GoPro that, like, I'm gonna GoPro that. I'm gonna make sure that, uh, I send y'all a little video video, uh, dispatch Foxx Show. Anyways, I hope y'all have a great Tuesday man. Wigle wigle pop up.

so what I've learned over years of being married, is that your lady was looking for you to say, uh, we're going to Commercial and I'm coming to get you. Not. Do you want me to come get you when we go to commercial? So she said she was fine. Yeah, she's not fine. Sorry dude.


Florida Safari. .
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the zebra. Hey, I'm I'm a member of a bunch of hunting groups here in Central Florida. And um, for a long time, people were catching a zebra, on their game, cams, in the Ocala national forest and you know what that uh, the zebras are exotic animals. So like, there's no season for that. If you see it, you can hunt it. Just saying, nope.

TenneZebra madness
Yoki Chad's quick check-in. I heard you bring up the zebra story. I can't believe this has made it nationally or down there to you guys. Is I, uh, I, I popped on my phone. I think Sunday morning and saw, uh, the video of this thing running around loose and my hometown, or not my hometown. But the town where I live in here, uh, Rutherford County the town, I'm in is Smyrna. Um, we're kind of a small City, but all around us is very rural. Um, I had totally forgotten about the story and I got home yesterday and I popped open Instagram again. And there was another local outlet that had posted that video you guys shared of these zebra running wild down the street and almost falling. And it said that he had now made it to Christiana, which I've heard of but I'm not really sure where it is in relation to us. So I asked my girlfriend. Hey babe, how far is Christiana from here? And she said, uh, about 30 minutes drive, you know, 50 miles, you know, 40 50 Mi, something like that. And I said, Jesus, that zebra, that got out Sunday, the day after the owners got it, which I heard you guys bring up and find hilarious. They got a zebra the next day. They lose the zebra. 2 days later. It is national news. But, um, yeah, she said, you know, it's like 50 miles. 30 minute driving a car. And I was like, geez, these zebras. They and then I thought, well, no, I guess it's like a horse and horses are kind of made for running. So I don't know. I thought it was a very funny story. Our local donut shop up here in Rutherford County. Uh, Murphy's Burrow is the the city that it's in. Um, posted a pretty funny story on Instagram, where a photo on Instagram today, which I shared to see Lane if you guys want to post it up anyway, just thought it was a funny story about, uh, something happening locally here. As I'm delivering mail every day, I'm out. Looking for it left and right, and I have yet to see it. I'll keep you posted. If I do tip, your zookeepers

Kesha banana for potassium not show
I find it really hard to believe that anyone would be offended by what Kasia did. I mean I'm sure she exerts herself a lot during the tour with dancing and the banana is going to help with cramping and and you know keeping her going through the concert. It's just you know somebody tries to be healthy in these prudes just want to ruin it for everybody.

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