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Superman
News Junkie. So, is Superman. And immigrant. Or is he an alien? He's an alien. He comes from Krypton. He is not of Earth. Only if you're from Earth, can you be an immigrant? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


I’m happy for the bands that are retiring soon
Hey there news junkies happy Wednesday, you know, I'm glad ACDC and uh Aussie and Black Sabbath are uh wrapping up their touring now. Uh, because I've seen Frankie Valli a couple times, including I think it was the last time he was down here at the Dr. Phillips Center and uh yeah, more recent videos of him performing is uh, not a fun sight to look at. Uh, it's pretty scary. Actually. I'm just glad that uh, in a world full of sequels and people trying to hang on to their name and catalog and milking it for all. It's worth that these guys are just trying to bow out as gracefully as they can at this point wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.


Prime day
If you're a business owner, you know, the Amazon Prime day is terrible. For instance, I buy mounts. I'm in TV mounting business, 37, 6 months. That's how a lot much I've been paying for the past 6 months I've been paying 37 bucks, uh, they say suggested price or markdown price from 45 on Prime day, they keep the my number the same 37.99 but then they mark it up and say it used to cost 65.99. So the percentage off looks bigger than it actually is just to give you that. Wow factor.

Epstein files
Man, Sean it's it's not that simple man. Like Pam Bondi. You know if there's quoted I have the list on my desk. They did a photo shoot with Pam Bondi and all her cronies holding up, you know, bound copies of the Epstein list, you know. Can't wait to release this list. Blah blah blah blah blah. To now there's no list. It's like dude this 1 simple statement question sums it all up if I were president of the United States and everybody was calling me a pedophile. In full transparency, I would release every single page of the Epstein file, every shred of evidence that I had to prove that I wasn't in the F2 files. Unless I was in the Epstein files. So I mean, bro, Come on, man. Have a little critical thinking here. I mean, like, I don't know what to tell you, dude. Come on.

Sean. We need the list. We don't care if your orange Boy's on there or not. We want to see it. Let us decide if it's incriminating or not. We just want to see it. Let them do their job.

Saw Superman last night
I got to see Superman last night in a preview. Uh and the movie is definitely not woke. People were clapping in the stands and uh, There were characters in the movie that they didn't previously reveal. So, uh, it was really good movie and it's a lot more like the comic book and it's better than any of the Snider stuff and it's probably best Superman since Christopher Reeve.

Give him the bag, dangit!
Hey, these junkies, I hope you're having a great day, uh, just chiming in, on the Chick-fil-A story, you know, sometimes these kids, they their first job and they think they have to do everything exactly by the book, or they're the type of kids whose mommies have told them. They're right about everything and they're so special, um, you know, that they, they won't back down. Like, that's not the way we do it. Ma'am. You know, I've got I went through McDonald to drive through all hung over with my friend 1 time and uh, we didn't have straws. So I did a little friendly tooth. Tooth kid came back to the window. I said, I need 2 straws. They're in the bag. I put straws in your bag. I said, well, I don't see them in the bag. Do you see them in the bag? Didn't see them in the bag? You know? Well, I know I did give me your bag back. I'll show you and I said, just give me 2 more straws. Is there a straw shortage? I'm not aware of like, sometimes it's your day to be right. And sometimes it's your day to just give me a straw, you know. Um, so I feel like that might have been the situation. I told that kid, I was going to park in the drive-through Lane and go get every Straw from the kiosk in the lobby. If you didn't give me 2 more straws and so we finally did, but crazy. Things. Right? Like why do you need my bag? I'm not saying I'm missing food that I paid for. Just give me a free straw. So, yeah, might have just been to that. Give them the bag. Dang it.

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