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Sending some good holiday vibes to the 3 best friends I don’t know personally
Greetings news, junkies guys. I just wanted to dispatch in and say, happy early Thanksgiving. You guys have earned a long weekend. Enjoy it. You entertain us every single dayish, and don't let anyone tell you. Otherwise, you don't deserve it. You all are entertaining almost as entertaining as like drama across the street from your house, or maybe like a full season of the Russell Crowe show. I really want that. Making movies, make and songs and fighting around the world. That's all I got deuces.

Garfield holiday specials FTW

John greatness
Happy Thanksgiving junkies. So speaking of John Candy, John Hughes all of that fantastic sauce. Um if you haven't seen Uncle Buck yet, it's basically what you were just asking for. In terms of the story of the polka King, it's just it's a really great movie. If you haven't seen it, it's a 10 out of 10. Have a good 1, guys.


One study does not science make.
You know, you guys in the media do this stuff where you'll have 1 study, and you guys will take that 1 study and make a headline out of it and talk about how ridiculous this 1 Study is. But it's just that, it's 1 Study still got to be peer reviewed, people still got to go over it just because 1 scientist finds that people are still teenagers until they're 30s. Does not make in fact yet. That's just how science works. Wiggle wiggle PA.


we differ about planes trains and automobiles

TG movie and song... (Evil Eye)
Hey, it's evil eye. Great Thanksgiving movie is Alice's Restaurant. And yes. It's also a movie, not just the song. And uh, yeah, it's probably boring to you because it's really back in the 70s or something. But, uh, there's also a song that is actually a Thanksgiving song and everybody thinks it's a Christmas song and that's over the river and through the woods, the Grandmother's house we go. The, you know, all that stuff. Anyway, have a great Thanksgiving. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

nix the holiday tradition