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Coldplay stuff
Good Morning, News, junkies. Hey, 1 of my regulars. That, uh, my bar is a roadie with Coldplay. He travels the world with them year round, he's a pirate Technic guy. Um and they are sold out all the time. They got big Christmas bonuses like Cole plays a bunch of good dudes. Apparently from what this guy tells me and um, I don't think this is negative news, it's just hilarious that the CEO got caught Have a good day, guys.

Shawn is nailing the issues with late night.
I've had to re-record this dispatch now twice, because each time I feel like I'm bringing a nuanced, take about the Steven Cobar thing, and then I hear Sean absolutely nailed my perspective on the audience and the amount of people behind it and you can do it with a smaller team example. And then just call Mike, you mentioned how Trump is kind of breaking Um, Network television a little bit like in that you've got to be partisan now. Um, The only thing I want to add is I look forward, this has been an idea. I've had for a really long time, big audience is going to hear this. I'm not personally going to do it, but I I look forward to younger people. People in their 20s and 30s. Doing their own spin on late night, whether it's through twitch or YouTube. I've seen it done a couple times and they failed Someone will figure it out. I'd love to be part of it. I probably won't, but someone's going to figure out how to do this better. And reviewing Tik tokers and YouTube people, people that are relevant to younger audiences. Um, And still having political. Comedy aspects without being. You know Trump is bad or or Biden whatever. Although he never really got a lot of slack. Um we got a lot of slack. That's the problem, right? I'm rambling. Anyways, I I, I just find it interesting. I, I thought maybe I had a unique perspective, but it seems like, maybe that's not the case, which is, which is kind of cool. Um, yeah. Look forward to Hopefully, something new. In the late night. Genre wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Neg trump
Hey, Junkies. I love your show. All of you guys. Um, my problem with late night is especially Jimmy Kimmel. It's 247 of him being negative about Trump. I don't know if he realizes Trump did get elected, but there's no reason just to hammer him Non-Stop. How about just chilling out a little bit? Let us enjoying life. You want to make fun of somebody. Make fun of somebody that matters. All right. Thanks guys.

Hey there. News junkies. This is Matt all the way from your neighboring, Canada. This woman on that flight. Just sounds like a plain old Karen. So what I figure is she is just looking her 15 minutes Fame because on every flight you have a menu record of what you can cannot have. Because I am a professional cook out here and On Any Given flight. We give all passengers uh menu saying dislikes likes or allergies. Thank you. Have a great.

Lady with allergies
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well in regards to the lady, on the plane, with the allergy. Well, you know what? If you have such a bad allergy, you should let the airline know, right? Like, that's your job. How are they supposed to know? So is her own damn fault. If you had that much of a allergy let people know. Thanks. Bye.


It’s my birthday
News Junkie, Sean, Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, excuse the panting, dog in the background. Uh, I am off of work today, a little 30-day weekend because qit Sabrina, it's my birthday. Hope you all have a wonderful day. I'm about to head out to the neighborhood pool, and listen to y'all. Watch you on YouTube, watch Chill by the pool, have a great weekend, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,


Trash juice driver
Hey guys, I wonder if y'all was taking into effect that uh, some of the trash trucks, the drivers drive automated trucks and some of them actually have guys on the back. So when you're thinking about the difference, there might be a variable in the pay.


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