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Trumps ankle swelling CHF
so people with chronic venous insufficiency, generally have congestive heart failure because what's happening is your heart's not able to pump out the blood as strongly as it should. So the Blood starts to back up and pools and where it pools is in the lowest part of your body because of gravity. And so that's your legs. And what happens is when your legs become swollen like that, your veins have valves that keep that from happening and the vows become leads to them. People get those really swollen legs. That's what's going on with Trump, probably.

Garbage/needles
Hey, new junkie crew. I'm a podcast listener. Listen to yesterday's show about the garbagemen, um, used to be a garbage man for the city I work for. That got out of that and moved up to something else with the city. Um, 1 time I was picking up this house garbage, they didn't put in a garbage can, it was filled with needles and I got stabbed by it. Um, had to go to the B suit room. Cops came had to take all those pills for about a week and that messes up your stomach for the age of petitis and all that stuff. Um, I guess he was taking like um, testosterone or whatever it was, I don't know. But uh, yeah, nothing happened to him. He he was all good then, but they told me I got to be more careful. I need to watch out when I'm doing. But all right, bye.


disagreeing with Shawn, but empathetically

Cheating on jumbo TRON!
What do you do when you're caught on a Jumbotron? Cheating on your wife? You do it any. Grown man would do. Oh my God, I got a twin brother. What that's crazy. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.


Cheating
If you're caught cheating. Brings up the memory of a Dogma where Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are on the bus. He catches a guy cheating, blows his head clean off.

Cheating CEO
I say this after the fact, of course, but uh, it's a good note to take cheaters. If you get caught on Jumbotron like that. Instead of letting go just keep holding on, if he keeps holding on to her. It's probably a non-story but because he acted so weird. It was awkward and it made the news. So uh yeah, if you're going to cheat and you're on the big old screen, just keep holding on.

Early voting
Hey, junkies, I hope you're doing well. Going back to the early age voting thing. I think we should be really extreme about the whole situation. So like, if you want to sign up for the military at 16 years old, you can vote, you know, something. Something really extreme like that might work out really well, maybe not, I don't know. What do you think?

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