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Hey John Keys, speaking of the Washington football, team commanders redskins, Washington Redskins. You know, they keep changing the name back and forth, but since they're from Washington DC shouldn't they be called the Washington foreskins wiggle wiggle pop up

Why .. just WHY
Junkies what's happening? So I was listening to my audiobook today at work and part of the book was this group of girls were getting together to throw this summer party, right? And they called it, the beach bash. So literally all day today, I have been saying in my head Beach brush You guys have ruined me? Ruined me? I say. Oh,

Melbourne right now. Mow ur grass

Mri
Showed that you, oh my gosh. Okay. So That is not at all. How MRI Works. Um, so I'm just for reference, I'm A 12 year 13 year ultrasound technician with an undergrad and MRI and I don't even perform MRIs. However, every Department gets crazy amounts of training for MRI because of the fact that it's such a big giant magnet and there are zones set up in the hospitals that like Zone, 1, 2, 3 and 4. And each zone is a different place to make sure that you don't have metal on you. So I don't know. This looks and sounds very sketch to me almost like That guy came into that room because he heard his wife yelling, his name. And because no Tech would have ever allowed somebody in there, there is just no way.

Driving fast
I'm not proud to admit it. Uh, I mean, maybe a little proud but it was dumb. It was very dumb. So anybody listening don't ever do this, but I was dating a girl and her parents went out of town. And as soon as they walked out the door, she threw me the keys to her parents BMW M3. And I was driving down, 295 up in Jacksonville and I had that thing over 150 miles an hour. Easily with the windows down. Filled with my brother, my friend. And the girl I was dating driving like idiots. It's amazing. I didn't hit a pebble. I would have probably veered off the road. I mean, it was the dumbest thing. I don't even know if we were buckled super dumb. I should have gone to prison. Um, and uh, I've told my son this story. So he doesn't ever do anything stupid like that.

I try to do good things !

illegal search & seizure 4th amendment

Get it together iheart
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Yo, I got a story for you. It's about my Uncle. Chris, listen to the podcast. Come on, man. I'm so tired of this like podcast ads. Pissing me off. Thanks. Bye. Sorry.

My headlights are 9,500 lumens
Happy weekend. News, Junkie crew. So talking about Headlights. Um, I had to get a new light assembly because a chunk of Tire broke off of a semi on the turnpike and shattered my lens and it ended up being cheaper. I bought new LED entire housings for my truck for like 300 bucks. They are 9,500. Lumens. They are so bright. It it it's it. Yeah. They're they're blinding. I'm 1 of them guys. Uh sorry I hate to admit it but if I'm 1 of them.

TIL on the aliens sequel
A little today I learned for you earlier, Sabrina was talking about the aliens sequel, aliens too, or whatever. And 1 of my favorite Hollywood stories, is how James Cameron pitched it to the executives. He walked into the, the conference room wrote up on the, the dry erase board, or whatever it was back, then he just wrote Alien and all the studio Executives. Just kind of tilted their heads and looked at each other and he looked at them and then he went back to the board and then put it S at the end of it for aliens and they all looked at each other and they're like, oh I started nodding their heads. Yep. And then he just put 2 lines through the S and made it into a dollar sign and they all lost their s and just immediately signed off on it. And now we have James Cameron's doing the alien seagull There you go. Wiggle wiggle alien alien.

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