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Vasectomy
What's up C Lane? Yo, the vasectomy is easy. Um, I went home and wanked it and curiosity got the best of me I guess. But besides that, get yourself some Whitey tidies man. Because if they're flopping around, it's no bueno.

Road trip update Michigan 27 degrees

What's up News Junkie? I couldn't help, but notice that y'all did not mention the queen of rap, Nicki Minaj's birthday. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

shrimp lobster rolls from Ole Red



show you lunch. my fell through and this is what I settled for


Chuck = testosterone
Hey, News Junkie. Um, as far as I can tell, Sean Chuck is like You know how they say that men's testosterone levels have been falling, you know, generation after Generation. Well, I think we know where you are now because he's basically feeding you like a baby and it's guava jelly, or puree or whatever it is. So, just know where you just know where you, uh, occupy just know where your spot is on the, uh, The food chain. I guess. Ultimately, it's you know, top testosterone Chuck, secondary testosterone, maybe there's somebody else in there and then there's you. So that's comforting. Anyway, yeah, have a good 1.