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These kids don’t know Blind Melon
Happy today. Junkies uh, I was listening to yesterday's show on the podcast. And we're talking about Blind Melon and remind me of a story. where, uh, a much younger friend of mine was dressed up as a Slutty Bumblebee. For Halloween. Let's just say it like that. And, uh, she snuck into a bar underage, where we were hanging out in Cocoa Beach. And she would walk up to everybody and say I'm a bubble bee buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz, everybody's like oh yeah, Blind Melon or no rain and she had no idea. what they were talking about, it was Hilarious. All right. Have a great day, guys. Bye.


What should've been allowed in court in this case


I did it I DID IT
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? I have some good news. I found out today that I am a contender to be promoted to assistant Bakery manager, and oh, I'm so excited. I've been working really hard for this, so just wanted to share my news because I'm so excited. Bye guys.

Why streaming services greenlight dump shows
Hey junkies Ricky. DHR guy here. Look, you know why all these streaming services are green lighting? These kinds of documentaries, these dumb shows. Because they realize something about America that most Americans don't realize. America values attention over intellect. So we understand that, they understand that intellect is not what America, craves. They crave dumb stories. That catches their attention, and that will keep them subscribing. So that's why they keep doing that.


Death sucks
Yeah, guys, the uh Azie Osborne thing. Hit me hard. The Malcolm Jamal Warner thing. Hit me hard. and didn't, um, Uh, what's his name? Uh, in Brian Wilson, Dead 2.

if we're not supposed to negotiate with terrorists, why do we negotiate with murderers? I don't know. Wiggle wiggle.

3rd MRI possibility
I don't know where exactly I heard this from or read it. But, uh, apparently, the lady that was in the MRI machine freaked out, while she was getting her scan done called for her husband who then ran in and that's when he got sucked into the machine. Now, that's a whole, another third story that I haven't really seen brought up anymore. I don't know how true it is. But it's a possibility and maybe everybody was negligent in some way or another and they're all trying to cover their butt. Thus us getting this mixed smashed story. That doesn't make sense. Uh, But yeah, the new Final Destination actually has a, a great scene regarding something like this.

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