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Yo News Junkie, what is up? Happy Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday. I hope y'all had an amazing week. I just wanted to say thank you for everything that y'all do. Um great job as always on the show and uh yeah just a quick little check-in from the best dispatcher you never knew you had wiggle wiggle pop-up.

RIP to the Hulkster
Rest in peace to the great Immortal, Hulk Hogan. And I just want to say thank you Hogan for giving us wrestling fans. The 2 biggest moments in professional wrestling 1, he has the greatest heel, turn and professional wrestling. Uh 2 the greatest moment. The most important moment when him and the NWO walked out of WWF on a live broadcast. To go to WCW and sign a contract that very moment led to wrestlers getting multiple year contracts. So, without that moment, There will be no multiple year contracts for a wrestler right now. So rest in peace to the Great Hall.

hard hitting celebrity deaths including Hulk Hogan


Ozzy bay head
What's up junkies? I just wanted to let you know about a funny video that's out there and it's um when Aussie shows up to the gates The bat is there with a floating head and he's like we meet again. Anyways, it was funny.

On Hulk Hogan
I have a question though. What's going on for coen's hair? It's blonde. And yet its silken like that of a Chinese man. Ah yes. Uh that is Hulk Hogan's signature. Look blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog. It's awesome. The whole thing's fake but it's really awesome.



the difference between colbert and South park

South Park has made
So, I did the math, for the South Park and, uh, basically Star Wars sold for like 4.2 billion dollars. Now, South Park is at the point of being sold for. I think it was like 2.5 or 3.5, so that means South Park is just as lucrative and almost more lucrative than Star Wars. This is a show that makes fun of people to show that makes fun of things. And it makes money.

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