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You know, you got to hand it to Blind hookers.
BootsyMoonshine
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[Police Siren] You gotta hide me! I stole a goat from the petting zoo, put a tiny ski mask on him, and used him as the getaway driver! [Screaming Goat] Oh don't you judge me, Gary. The mask was YOUR idea! [FBI Open Up] Oh no, I've been found. Tell them nobody's home! And hide the goat--he's a narc that will sell me out for a plate of delicious garbage!
Bloodmouth
Dad joke
So, here's my dad joke. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
Ghostbyrd
dad joke Orange soda
Morning News, Junkie. Last night, I had a dream of swimming in an ocean full of the orange soda. It was a fantasy.
JazzyJosh
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What's the difference between black people and canoes? Canoes tip.
Zoowithoutcages
Dad joke
What do you call a glory hole in a police station? Have an anonymous tip.
Sarahjanefair
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When does a police officer smell. When they're on duty.
Big Bird
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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Because it's too tired.
muffmouth
This the best one! Maybe…
What's going down? Junkies? What did the big flower say to the Little Flower? Hey, there, bud.
Plumbus is the shiz
Winning dad joke btw
Knock knock. Dishes. Dishes, Sean Conway.
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