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Screaming lady at the game is trying to be famous
So not only is that, lady know, that's just being obnoxious. But she's also texting people probably like, hey, can you hear me? Listen, turn up the TV and she's screaming knowing that the mics picking, her up. Hoping that people can hear her screaming from home, or wherever they're watching. I got a guarantee, it's like a 15 seconds of Fame thing for her. She wants to be heard on the television. Um, so obnoxious, I would not want to sit next to her. Um, anyway, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hey junkie, it's for you guys talking about prices on items like Arizona Tea and whatnot. Sadly. Most of the gas stations, I have gone to recently. Charged more than 99 Cents for those cans of Arizona Tea. and when it comes to McDonald's dipping sauces, I have learned that if you order through the app You can actually request more sauces. Than which can in the store. That's your thought, no pun intended. Have a great day wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.


"peaceful HEAUH"
The guy talking about DC who said it's peaceful reminds me a lot of this prep cook at a brewery. I used to work at. We used our wheat beer to make our fresh carrot cake every day and every morning he'd come in and say hey man which 1's the wheat bill.

Good Morning News Jackie. I just want to let y'all know that over there in Winter Garden downtown area. On plant Street they have a lot of great restaurants. And it's very safe. You ain't going to have to worry about, nobody, mugging you. Or robbing you. Safest place around in Orange County, have a great day.

Weapons can't wait
Hey guys. I just want to say hi, happy Wednesday and I hope you're having a good day at least better than mine. And I'm taking myself on a lunch date to Wendy's because I think I earned it so far. Um, anyway, Sean, I want to say thank you for the I'm going to watch weapons, and while it's not a stay in your pajamas, Film. I will go to the movies. And I'll be excited for the Cinematic Adventure that I will have and I will not be in my pajamas. Well, maybe. But Um anyway hope everyone's having a good day, goodbye.

My Best Friends!!!
Welcome to the News Junkie. Yeah, good. Afternoon News Junkie. I hope each and every 1 of you have an amazing Wednesday. Some people like to call it hump day around here. We call it hype day, it's got a much better feel to it. So I wish you all a very great hype day and I want to let each and every 1 of you know that Nate loves you. So love yourself. Let's go. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

My husband got his underwear stolen 😆
Hey junkies podcast listener. Hey y'all were talking about that girl that Zoomer Boomer whatever on Tik Tok who was apparently having all of our underwear growing missing. Um weird story, my husband has had his underwear stolen at the gym. In the locker room as he was getting changed. After the gym. So, just saying it can happen.

That catfish though!
Hey guys, it's Ally from fishing with Ali G and I was looking at that catfish and boy, I've caught a lot of catfish in my life, and it looks real. Even the pictures he had. I mean it It looks unbelievable but also it looks pretty accurate to what they look like. so, From the picture on my phone. I think it could be real.

Southwest
Hi News. Junkies just want to chime in on Southwest um I was stuck on the tarmac in the plane for 4 and a half hours and they tried to give me a hundred dollar. Voucher squeaky wheel gets the grease just complained quite a bit and you'll get your flight refunded, cheers.

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