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Catfish eatin
Y'all don't want to eat that big old catfish, anything over about 4 pounds on a catfish, doesn't taste good. The ones you eat at the restaurants or anywhere from 2 to 3 pounds, something that big would be nasty and tough and Full of bottom feed, you know? It's a bottom feeder so it's eating The Leftovers. Y'all don't want to eat it.


The thc seltzer’s
Hey, what's up, Sean? So uh, you got a lot more willpower than I do, if you're using those THC things to, uh, Stop slow down drinking because that lasted about 1 day for me and then I was using the THC sells just to mix with the tequila. And uh man you want to talk about a mind eraser? Woo. I'll, I'll watch about 6 episodes of the show and the next day, remember, nothing. And I have to restart the show again, and then I'll start drinking again. And now forget the shows again, and it's just a vicious cycle, man. But yeah, they send you the Moon. That's a lot of macaroni.

It's a Share the Show Tuesday! Here's how we shared the show in Chicago!

Memories being broke
Y'all just brought up some memories about some broke days. I remember back in the day when I was going to college full time, working a full-time job and had my own apartment. I remember some days when I got paid paid all the bills but the account was overdrawn by like 2 bucks and I had like 3 bucks and change and Sabrina you want to talk about buying gas with change, how about getting that 3 dollars and change going into a store to just to get 3 actual bucks going to deposit in the bank account so it could cover and it had 1 dollar left to go to the gas station, just to put it on credit just to fill my tank up just to get overdrawn again. Boy look here. See now I don't um I don't mind going about $40 steak or buy some designer shoes and stuff now because I remember when days I could not even I couldn't even do that. So yeah that's just my my 2 cents Tippy out

boomer here weighing on that girl

45yr old who just did chores to get money from my parents
Hey, junkies 45 year old woman here. I actually just called my parents and asked if I could come do chores for them for $60. So I ended up cleaning their bathrooms to giving their dog a bath and trimming the dog's nails to get 60 bucks. It's rough out here.

Tipping rule of thumb
Simply Jeremy here, Sean. The rule of thumb, if they come to your house, you tip them. You take it to them and you go to them. You don't tip them. Should be a rule of thumb that they thought he was going to get a tip. You skipped them. Paid his boss. 375 But yeah. Cheesecake.

AOL millennial getting old, younger kid didn’t know what AOL was, asked me to spell it…
Hello. News. Junkies, long time listener. First time dispatcher Talking about AOL, I'm a day behind, but I'm a 1994 kid, so kind of grew up in that time frame. First Time, online, aim, all that. But, uh, I was at a Spencer's, I think a couple weeks ago and you know, they asked for your email and I still have my AOL account and it couldn't have been more than 1718 and she goes What's your email and I say blah blah. Blah ataol.com and she goes what I said, aol.com. She goes I I've never heard of that 1 before and then says can you spell it? And that I was like, wow, I am old and this generation is, dude. That's it. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop. Have a good 1, guys.

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